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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 02:37:37 PM

Title: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 02:37:37 PM: http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel?blend=1&ob=4

community channel

She's asian and got tits? Explain.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 28, 2009, 03:04:48 PM: hawt

[youtube=560,345]GyQOt-QXPY4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 28, 2009, 04:21:55 PM: People that watch the featured videos on YouTube
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Reb on November 28, 2009, 04:27:23 PM: Why don't they make the airplane out of the black box material???

*Seinfeld*
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 28, 2009, 04:41:27 PM: so a viet lady with a moderately-sized rack is Australia's #1 most subscribed youtube channel ???

I don't get it.

Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 28, 2009, 04:21:55 PM
People that watch the featured videos on YouTube

and this
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 05:12:36 PM: Australian accents get me every time. She looks good not great, but the accent does the trick.

Plus imagine having a threesome with her and her twin :bow
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Robo on November 28, 2009, 05:14:50 PM: The Australian accent has the opposite effect on me. It sounds like British with Down's.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2009, 05:36:04 PM: The list of shit I don't get is long and distinguished, much like Himumu's johnson. It features all sorts of cretins- Republicans, ninthings, lolbertarians, people who like ICO, people who think WoW is a game, etc etc.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 05:40:14 PM: People who think Megan Fox is hot. I've talked to six dudes I know who think she's hotter than Halle Berry. Someone explain this to me
Title: Re: Stuff you don't get
Post by: Bocsius on November 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM: I had to google "Megan Fox" to know who she is

still don't know who she is
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on November 28, 2009, 06:35:36 PM: I don't get the console wars, the intrigue over game sales or box office totals for movies, and why anyone would waste his or her life being a jerk on the Internet.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 06:48:48 PM: People who say some attractive celebrity isn't hot. Oh look!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 05:40:14 PM
People who think Megan Fox is hot. I've talked to six dudes I know who think she's hotter than Halle Berry. Someone explain this to me

You know you'd jump at the chance to be with her, PD.

Quote from: Bocsius on November 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM
I had to google "Megan Fox" to know who she is

still don't know who she is

She's the chick from the Bayformers movies.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 06:52:06 PM: Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on November 28, 2009, 06:35:36 PM
I don't get the console wars, the intrigue over game sales or box office totals for movies, and why anyone would waste his or her life being a jerk on the Internet.

Yes, sales-age is distinguished mentally-challenged. As are fanboys who champion whatever it is they are defending like they stand to profit somehow from it.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 28, 2009, 06:52:56 PM: Maurice Cooks: Hey, excuse me. You're in the way.
Megan Fox: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so rud-
Maurice Cooks: Whatever, I'm trying to buy this so could you just move.
Megan Fox: Look, I apologize. How about I take you out to lunc-
Maurice Cooks: Look, just get the fuck out of my way! You're not hot, so fucking move!
Megan Fox: ... I was just try-
Maurice Cooks: Shut the fuck up you whore!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM: 1 ) White people. I mean really?
2 ) Dudes who go :yuck at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.
3 ) Poor conservatives. The upper class hate your ass yet you still kiss theirs. I dun get it.
4 ) Indie comedies. They're not funny, why do people see them? Even if it is shoring up indie cred, you're still paying large movie studios.
5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...
6 ) Macs. Why do people get these things again? If the OS is so simple, can't you just install the OS onto your wintel? Speaking of which, after using both OS for some time, the Mac OS frustrated me because it was difficult to find files I needed that weren't icons on the desktop. I don't get it because they're overpriced.
7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!
8 ) People choosing oversaturated college majors and then whining that they can't find a job. I don't get it.
9 ) People who lament the ills of capitalism but have a 500 Bluray and DVD collection.
10 ) Libertarians - your philosophy, already shaky in the first place, collapsed along with the stock market in 2008. A close follower of Rand, Greenspan, basically recanted his economic views. So why do libertarians still preach a failed philosophy? It's like saying the best way to put the fire on a burning house is gasoline. I lump the Beck and the new GOP here in also because there is a lot of overlap in these groups. Dudes who were shunned from the Goldwater Republican movement are now embraced. I really don't get it.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 07:03:51 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM
2 ) Dudes who go :yuck at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.

Big fake tits do suck though. Shit's just nasty most of the time. Especially if you're going the porn route. As a matter of fact, the one thing I will say PD-style is who finds overly-plastic pornstars attractive? Everything's fucking fake.

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5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...

What don't you "get?" It's just a smart phone. I like the browser on it a whole bunch.

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6 ) Macs. Why do people get these things again? If the OS is so simple, can't you just install the OS onto your wintel? Speaking of which, after using both OS for some time, the Mac OS frustrated me because it was difficult to find files I needed that weren't icons on the desktop. I don't get it because they're overpriced.

People get Macs because they want to use OSX and/or because of Apple's clever marketing. I use Windows and OSX and definitely prefer OSX, but ever since XP, Microsoft's been fine. They are definitely overpriced as hell.

I guess what I'm saying is that Macs are fine. I don't get the insane fanboys, but that applies to everything. My one complaint is that even after all this time, you still can't do everything on a Mac. With the advent of Boot Camp or programs like Parallels, you can run Windows to access what you need, but shouldn't OSX be able to and have the support for everything you need to do? Why does Windows XP also load up certain apps much faster than OSX does? Office 2007 Word comes right up. Office 2008 OSX Word takes like 30 seconds.

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7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!

It's nasty-ass shit. People want to shocked and have been desensitized to the normal stuff because of the internet. How else would that explain the uh, "popularity" of two girls, one cup?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 07:14:04 PM: I never said I wouldn't fuck her. I just said she's not attractive!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 07:14:38 PM: The things I don't get about communitychannel is:
1. She's not funny
2. She not hot enough to be not funny

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM
2 ) Dudes who go :yuck at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.
5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...
7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!
8 ) People choosing oversaturated college majors and then whining that they can't find a job. I don't get it.
9 ) People who lament the ills of capitalism but have a 500 Bluray and DVD collection.
These too. Especially gonzo porn.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM: 2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.

5) What I don't get is how someone can be poor but say they can't live without their iPhone. Don't you need to spend $90 a month or whatever for it? That is what I don't get.

6) Can't you install Mac OS X on a Wintel style computer?

7) I think the draw of the two girls, one cup thing was the Youtubed reactions. I can't say I enjoy porn where her asshole is getting stretched to her limit. I saw some giant black dude put it up a tiny Eastern Euro girl's ass. I think his penis was about as big as her torso. I thought that was sick.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 28, 2009, 07:22:16 PM: fake tits and asses :(

And I totally agree with T EXP on the iPhone shit.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 07:22:33 PM: Actually the whole iPhone thing is really a symptom of society not being able to live within it's means as well good ole' fashioned keep'n up with the Joneses bullshit. It's the same thing with cars, fashion, houses etc. It's just that the iPhone is the most obvious product.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 28, 2009, 07:34:12 PM: email. don't get it. don't get how to trouble shoot it. i'm lost.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 28, 2009, 07:35:16 PM: on that note, I don't get why people still use AOL (and to a lesser extent, Yahoo!).
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: cool breeze on November 28, 2009, 07:53:04 PM: The iphone thing is too true. I think it extends to people who don't understand what being poor means. An acquaintance in one of my classes talks about how he's he broke and shit, then a day later he tells me about new sneakers or a laptop he bought.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 28, 2009, 07:59:23 PM: [youtube=560,345]gQo2XKHaGY8&feature=PlayList&p=340D1D8628490B45&index=0&playnext=1[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2009, 08:01:28 PM: I don't get that, either.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 08:17:19 PM: Actually the OP got me to thinking about something I don't get--

Why do people think Asian females can't have big chests or rear ends? Not true.

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM
2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.

The fake ass thing is new to me; how does one spot this, beyond the obvious HUMONGOID rear-end?

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5) What I don't get is how someone can be poor but say they can't live without their iPhone. Don't you need to spend $90 a month or whatever for it? That is what I don't get.

No, not necessarily. My cousin just got an iPhone and said he was considering returning it for financial reasons (not that he can't afford it, but rather does not want to pay a high amount for his cell phone bill), and he'd heard the same thing you said. Expensive data plans and smart phones kind of go hand in hand. It's not just an iPhone thing.

So I guess it's "I don't get why people struggling financially keep buying shit they don't need." Materialism in full effect. GOTTA have that latest n' greatest! :hyper GOTTA look like I got dat cash! :pimp

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6) Can't you install Mac OS X on a Wintel style computer?

I don't know much about this, but I think there are supposed to be issues with running stuff and updating, and then you have the obvious lack of support from Apple. People definitely do it on certain netbook models though.

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7) I think the draw of the two girls, one cup thing was the Youtubed reactions. I can't say I enjoy porn where her asshole is getting stretched to her limit. I saw some giant black dude put it up a tiny Eastern Euro girl's ass. I think his penis was about as big as her torso. I thought that was sick.

To be honest I'm not turned on at all by anal sex. All I can think about is how there's shit up there. :-X
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: GilloD on November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM: Doctor WHo.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2009, 09:03:18 PM: Quote from: GilloD on November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM
Doctor WHo.

Motherfucker, it's ON now.

Lyte- regarding the AZN girl thing, I see lots of Asian chicks with big boobies but I still have yet to this day to see an Asian girl with a nice thick ass. I'm not talking fat like PD would, but just good n' thick. I would certainly accept photographic evidence to the contrary, however!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: cool breeze on November 28, 2009, 09:10:56 PM: I would fight to defend Doctor Who honor

and asian chicks have crepe ass. I don't see where the no breast thing comes from. White women are mostly flat, which is why most fake titty women you see are white.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 28, 2009, 09:12:47 PM: Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 28, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
[youtube=560,345]gQo2XKHaGY8&feature=PlayList&p=340D1D8628490B45&index=0&playnext=1[/youtube]

I really don't get that.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM: Dr. Who: it's like those bad SciFi originals from the 90s, I don't get the appeal

Animal Collective: Tried listening to them. They have some ok stuff but I don't get the piles of praise they get

Baseball: yawn

Megan Fox: Rat face, pale as fuck. I don't get it

Loud dudes: I'm baffled as to why loud obnoxious dudes seem to attract chicks. The act is so fake and you'd think it insults most women's intelligence, but I see this work on a daily basis. And it's not like I hang around dumb people either, which makes things even more confusing.

Twitter: If you aren't in the entertainment, media, or business world I don't see the point in telling everyone what you're doing every 10 minutes. No one gives a fuck
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM
Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/PD
[close]

You left out the most obvious one...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pussy lol
[close]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:05:51 PM: smh :rofl
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 10:12:55 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 09:03:18 PM
Lyte- regarding the AZN girl thing, I see lots of Asian chicks with big boobies but I still have yet to this day to see an Asian girl with a nice thick ass. I'm not talking fat like PD would, but just good n' thick. I would certainly accept photographic evidence to the contrary, however!

Google "micro bikini oily dance." Youtube even has videos.

Evidence for your perusal, sir:

:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0fiiTYoyVo

http://www.whatthechrist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/thick_asian_ass.jpg
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:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
Megan Fox: Rat face, pale as fuck. I don't get it

Twice in the same thread? :lol PD just can't stop thinking about Megan Fox.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/megan-fox(4).jpg)

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Twitter: If you aren't in the entertainment, media, or business world I don't see the point in telling everyone what you're doing every 10 minutes. No one gives a fuck

I agree with you on this one. But it's so damn popular that clearly people DO give a fuck.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 28, 2009, 10:13:56 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM
Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/PD
[close]

You left out the most obvious one...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pussy lol
[close]

:lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 10:15:50 PM: I was waiting for someone to make that joke. :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:18:59 PM: So much hate in this thread, smh

I've never seen an asian chick with a nice ass irl, but I've seen some big boobed asian chicks irl on many occasions :o
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 10:23:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:18:59 PM
So much hate in this thread, smh

Yeah, from you. :lol

I don't get PD.

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I've never seen an asian chick with a nice ass irl, but I've seen some big boobed asian chicks irl on many occasions :o

I got to see plenty of nice J-ass at the local beach back in Kanazawa. Besides, you guys all seem to be thinking of just Chinese/Korean/Japanese when you see the word "Asian." Plenty of other Asian asses to ogle out there.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 10:27:50 PM: IRL i have seen more AZN chicks in this ratio medium > large > small breasteses. I have even seen an AZN chick with Chun-Li thighs. The asses thing most filipino girls seem to have have nice arses but otherwise it's very rare.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM: I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn :heartbeat
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 10:37:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM
I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

This thread is nothing but hate. PD :lol

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Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn :heartbeat

They have infrared porn now? Now I've seen everything.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 28, 2009, 10:39:49 PM: Filipinas probably have a decent ass because of all of the Spanish rapist blood coursing through their veins.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM
Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/PD
[close]

You left out the most obvious one...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pussy lol
[close]

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:42:32 PM: interracial :rock
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 10:47:06 PM: Actually I think it the 'islander' blood in them too.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 28, 2009, 11:19:34 PM: Asian chicks are hot when mixed. Almost every Asian chick I've seen I think is hot is mixed. ??? I'm just not attracted to Asians.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 28, 2009, 11:26:48 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2009, 11:19:34 PM
Asian chicks are hot when mixed. Almost every Asian chick I've seen I think is hot is mixed. ??? I'm just not attracted to Asians.

Contradiction.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM: 'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 28, 2009, 11:32:28 PM: Quote from: GilloD on November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM
Doctor WHo.

co-sign

Also, movies
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 28, 2009, 11:37:27 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM
'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.
.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2009, 11:37:54 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 28, 2009, 10:37:21 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM
I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

This thread is nothing but hate. PD :lol

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Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn :heartbeat

They have infrared porn now? Now I've seen everything.

:lol

Yeah, didn't you see the Paris Hilton tape?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 28, 2009, 11:38:43 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM
'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Diunx on November 29, 2009, 12:40:28 AM: Josh Whedon shows.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 29, 2009, 12:45:25 AM: Sean Hannity.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 29, 2009, 12:50:04 AM: people.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:04:00 AM: skinny jeans for guys

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM
2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.
Agreed, so I hope you didn't have me in mind when you said this. I post 100% grade A booty meat. I didn't know about Brazilians and fake asses though. :(

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Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2009, 01:08:17 AM: KIM KARDASHIAN
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 01:09:09 AM: Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
skinny jeans for guys

THIS THIS THIS

A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

YOU LOOK LIKE DOUCHEWRANGLERS ON AN EPIC SCALE
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 01:10:50 AM: Also, I don't get how Democrats have to compromise on everything when they're in power and Republicans can just ram through anything they want and if you oppose it then you hate freedom.

Ok, I lied. I totally get that- Democrats are pussies and the President thinks that he can run the country like the Harvard Law Review.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: MCD on November 29, 2009, 01:26:38 AM: evilbore
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 29, 2009, 01:29:22 AM: Quote from: MCD on November 29, 2009, 01:26:38 AM
evilbore

Really? Unlike people, we are not that complicated.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 29, 2009, 01:40:06 AM: Lost
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2009, 01:54:33 AM: Quote from: MCD on November 29, 2009, 01:26:38 AM
evilbore

Here, let me explain evilbore to you:

:tauntaun
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:57:17 AM: How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: MCD on November 29, 2009, 02:03:27 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 29, 2009, 01:54:33 AM
Quote from: MCD on November 29, 2009, 01:26:38 AM
evilbore

Here, let me explain evilbore to you:

:tauntaun
:bow tauntaun :bow2
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: etiolate on November 29, 2009, 02:18:12 AM: I don't understand why fountain soda tastes better from a straw than from the cup, but it does!~ IT DOES!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Rman on November 29, 2009, 03:03:41 AM: Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:57:17 AM
How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?
Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: etiolate on November 29, 2009, 04:25:47 AM: I had known skin color to a product of annual sun intake. Or that people who could handle more sun kept close to the equator, while lighter skinned people migrated north.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2009, 08:59:08 AM: Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 29, 2009, 06:07:17 AM

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/R7R-mEosVTI/AAAAAAAAMH0/Rl3KmpdWl7A/s400/baggy-jeans-2.)jpg

THIS

1000X THIS

I NEVER GOT IT

WHY?!?!

But after going to jail, now I get it. It's a part of prison life. You've got no belt, or anything and your pants are always sagging. So is it like saying,"I'm hood, yo?"
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 09:26:05 AM: Quote from: Rman on November 29, 2009, 03:03:41 AM
Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:57:17 AM
How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?
Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.
Just wiki'd it. Makes sense.

No one knows about refurbished shit? A backwards compatible PS3 for $230 would make me really happy right now.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2009, 09:48:38 AM: Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 09:26:05 AM
Quote from: Rman on November 29, 2009, 03:03:41 AM
Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:57:17 AM
How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?
Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.
Just wiki'd it. Makes sense.

No one knows about refurbished shit? A backwards compatible PS3 for $230 would make me really happy right now.
refurbished stuff is generally ok. and the 40 gb ps3's are not BC
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 09:49:42 AM: *dreams crushed* Thanks, I guess I'll just wait until I can get a slim.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2009, 09:58:09 AM: Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
*dreams crushed* Thanks, I guess I'll just wait until I can get a slim.
well it's BC with PS1 if that makes it better! Just not PS2.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 10:40:16 AM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 29, 2009, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Himuro on November 29, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
But after going to jail, now I get it. It's a part of prison life. You've got no belt, or anything and your pants are always sagging. So is it like saying,"I'm hood, yo?"

Poor people accepting donated clothes, most which were over-size and sagging, too poor to afford belts they let it hang.

This. Sure it happens in prison as well but the trend originated in lower income places. My dad works at a prison/mental facility part time and was always spreading the prison origin meme, which got annoying after awhile.

It looks dumb, especially for someone allegedly so gangster they have to escape the police; how can you do that with your shit hanging out smh.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 11:00:30 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 10:40:16 AM
It looks dumb, especially for someone allegedly so gangster they have to escape the police; how can you do that with your shit hanging out smh.
I kept thinking this all throughout The Wire. Bodie couldn't even walk across the street without having to hold his pants up :lol

Having said that (CURB LOL), I'll gladly take sagging over skinny jeans.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 11:08:54 AM: That weird motherfucker known as the platypus.

Why narwhals don't skewer shit with their tusk thingy.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:14:51 AM: Overweight chicks who wear tank tops/shirts that expose their bellys. I'm all for thick chicks but come on

Fat guys who don't wear underwear. It seems like there's a correlation between fat and not wearing underwear, at least when it comes to the dudes who sit in front of me in class. It's not like I'm searching for their junk either - it's all in my face.

Loud ring tones. I fail to see the point in interrupting a class with your loud "i was gettin some head, get gettin some headdd" ring tone, only to shut it off as fast as possible - but not before taking my mind off my work. Why not put it on vibrate.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2009, 06:07:06 PM: This is what I don't get: WHY ARE DUAL SHOCK 3'S 55 FUCKING BUCKS?!!?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 29, 2009, 08:00:53 PM: Because Sony is $5,000,000,000 in the hole from the PS3. Got to make money somehow.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 08:02:23 PM: They're $40 on amazon, Himuro.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 29, 2009, 08:04:49 PM: :bow Amazon :bow2
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Brehvolution on November 29, 2009, 08:23:34 PM: Government officials who say the government can't run anything right.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 08:27:13 PM: Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 29, 2009, 08:23:34 PM
Government officials who say the government can't run anything right.

This!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 29, 2009, 08:28:50 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:14:51 AM

Fat guys who don't wear underwear. It seems like there's a correlation between fat and not wearing underwear, at least when it comes to the dudes who sit in front of me in class. It's not like I'm searching for their junk either - it's all in my face.

what??????????????????????????????????? where do you see this? i will come to you bro. fuck YES i will.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 29, 2009, 08:36:15 PM: Dudes who wear makeup and aren't named Alice Cooper or members of KISS
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 29, 2009, 08:38:56 PM: Strident atheists who come over to my house and ruin every goddamned holiday droning on and on and trying to get me to read books about not believing in god when I have clearly expressed that I don't need an instruction manual on how not to believe in something
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 08:47:40 PM: Hip hop fans who never gave the Clipse a chance. Fuck all of you.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2009, 09:07:37 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 29, 2009, 08:38:56 PM
Strident atheists who come over to my house and ruin every goddamned holiday droning on and on and trying to get me to read books about not believing in god when I have clearly expressed that I don't need an instruction manual on how not to believe in something

Modern Warfare 2 am i rite
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 29, 2009, 09:36:16 PM: i'm pretty sure in some alternate universe, on some alternate evilbore, that makes a lick of fucking sense

but not in this one
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2009, 09:38:59 PM: I got it on the first read through.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 29, 2009, 09:48:13 PM: -Everyone on peopleofwalmart.com (http://peopleofwalmart.com).

-This.
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEYruG_fnGc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 29, 2009, 10:25:58 PM: scat fetishists. I mean really. come on.
Title: Shit you don't get
Post by: Barry Egan on November 29, 2009, 11:02:37 PM: The haters.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on November 29, 2009, 11:13:33 PM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 29, 2009, 10:25:58 PM
scat fetishists. I mean really. come on.

Yah.

I get the watersports though. :drool
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Tauntaun on November 29, 2009, 11:24:06 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 29, 2009, 08:27:13 PM
Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Lemme splain:

[youtube=560,345]SwypN3YI4m0[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]7bC0A9TXpm0[/youtube]

:rock :rock :rock :rock
Title: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM: "I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight. I think I get hardcore libertarianism. I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 29, 2009, 11:27:20 PM: lmao. That's the Himuro effect
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on November 29, 2009, 11:31:01 PM: That reminds me - I don't get the gutteral growling of death metal. It's not that I hate it, it's that I don't get it.

I wish I would get it because I have no trouble with the music otherwise.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 29, 2009, 11:31:22 PM: Thats cause yall listening to the wrong stuff.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 11:38:02 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on November 29, 2009, 11:24:06 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 29, 2009, 08:27:13 PM
Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Lemme splain:

I get that metal. I don't get the metal (why I put it in quotes) that the yahoo's over at GAF go on about ad nauseum.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 11:39:24 PM: F'realz now- I don't get prog rock. Who cares how difficult and technically impressive it is if it sounds like crap? Thinking of Rush primarily here.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:39:42 PM: ... ::)
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 11:40:38 PM: Is that directed at me, honkey? Cause only a honkey would like Rush.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 11:46:37 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
F'realz now- I don't get prog rock. Who cares how difficult and technically impressive it is if it sounds like crap? Thinking of Rush primarily here.

But but but you don't understand their technical prowess with the guitar! The fact that you don't like my favorite bands is irrelevant since you fail to see just how difficult and technically complex the music is.

::)
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:47:03 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:40:38 PM
Is that directed at me, honkey? Cause only a honkey would like Rush.

I can understand hatin on prog rock but Rush has some really great stuff. Even at their most masturbatory they're entertaining in part because of their technical prowess/charisma, which can't be said of many prog bands. I'm going through King Crimson's albums right now and wow they waste so much time with long periods of bullshit that totally kills the mood. I like Tool but they're guilty of this as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLOwhigl1bU)
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 11:51:02 PM: I've lost count of how many times I've been lectured about the technical prowess of Tool's dummer by rabid fans just for saying that I don't like them.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 11:51:45 PM: I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Quote from: Maurice the Honkey
Cher has some classics
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Vizzys on November 29, 2009, 11:52:13 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:40:38 PM
Is that directed at me, honkey? Cause only a honkey would like Rush.

I can understand hatin on prog rock but Rush has some really great stuff. Even at their most masturbatory they're entertaining in part because of their technical prowess/charisma, which can't be said of many prog bands. I'm going through King Crimson's albums right now and wow they waste so much time with long periods of bullshit that totally kills the mood. I like Tool but they're guilty of this as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLOwhigl1bU)

youre not ready to step into the court of the crimson king
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 11:52:30 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Quote from: Maurice the Honkey
Cher has some classics

:lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:54:52 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Quote from: Maurice the Honkey
Cher has some classics

[youtube=560,345]TOSZwEwl_1Q[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]B5xsiKBJGW4[/youtube]

There are facts. Water is wet, German chocolate cake is godly, and Cher has some classics
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 29, 2009, 11:55:42 PM: what do you think of the new creed?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 11:55:48 PM: More facts- Maurice is a honkey and has never known the touch of a woman.
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 11:58:39 PM: Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me."

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3565690556_09d0989f15.jpg)

I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 12:02:10 AM: Quote from: demi on November 29, 2009, 11:55:42 PM
what do you think of the new creed?

It's a continuation of the shit they did on Weathered - lots of ballads and soft stuff, with the harder stuff sounding pretty forced. There are a couple songs I like but overall it's very disappointing.

And maybe it's because I'm older now but lol @ the lyrics. I haven't listened to their old stuff in ages so I dunno how it holds up.
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: cool breeze on November 30, 2009, 12:04:34 AM: Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight. I think I get hardcore libertarianism. I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Agreed.

Just about Twilight, when I talked about it with some fangirl in one of my classes, I realized there was a fine line between my interest in video games and hers in Twilight, and it was pretty clear that I had no right to reticule her.

That uguu stuff I don't understand. Like, it's wrong on so many levels. There is the fact that it is used to end speech, possibly implying distinguished mentally-challenged. It is said by a young girl. It is said by a cartoon. It is fawned over by weeaboos. Is it safe to assume that these people are pedophiles with a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow fetish and desires to bang a 2D image drawn by some low cost Korean animator? I'd say so.
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 30, 2009, 12:06:12 AM: Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 11:58:39 PM
Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me."

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3565690556_09d0989f15.jpg)

I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.

Do they go by Huey, Louie, and Dewie by chance? They totally should!
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 12:07:57 AM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on November 30, 2009, 12:06:12 AM
Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 11:58:39 PM
Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me."

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3565690556_09d0989f15.jpg)

I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.

Do they go by Huey, Louie, and Dewie by chance? The totally should!

[youtube=560,345]qv9VKKXwVxU[/youtube]
pretty sure my blackness can't be questioned if this stuff is passable
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 12:13:24 AM: CHER.

I repeat, CHER. Not only should we be questioning your blackness, but your alleged heteroness as well.
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 12:14:18 AM: Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Trust me dude. No one does.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 12:16:27 AM: Quote from: Green Man on November 30, 2009, 12:14:12 AM
I like how out of context, that beginning of the song can be about a bunch of dudes getting together to jerk off.

Actually, that could be true for a lot of the song.

maybe you aren't far off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7gAqv0raoI#t=4m3s
annihilated
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 30, 2009, 12:28:47 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on November 30, 2009, 12:04:34 AM
Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight. I think I get hardcore libertarianism. I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Agreed.

Just about Twilight, when I talked about it with some fangirl in one of my classes, I realized there was a fine line between my interest in video games and hers in Twilight, and it was pretty clear that I had no right to reticule her.

That uguu stuff I don't understand. Like, it's wrong on so many levels. There is the fact that it is used to end speech, possibly implying distinguished mentally-challenged. It is said by a young girl. It is said by a cartoon. It is fawned over by weeaboos. Is it safe to assume that these people are pedophiles with a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow fetish and desires to bang a 2D image drawn by some low cost Korean animator? I'd say so.

haters gonna hate uguu~
Title: Re: Serves me right for wandering into the gaming side
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 30, 2009, 12:42:19 AM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 30, 2009, 12:28:47 AM
Quote from: swaggaz on November 30, 2009, 12:04:34 AM
Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight. I think I get hardcore libertarianism. I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Agreed.

Just about Twilight, when I talked about it with some fangirl in one of my classes, I realized there was a fine line between my interest in video games and hers in Twilight, and it was pretty clear that I had no right to reticule her.

That uguu stuff I don't understand. Like, it's wrong on so many levels. There is the fact that it is used to end speech, possibly implying distinguished mentally-challenged. It is said by a young girl. It is said by a cartoon. It is fawned over by weeaboos. Is it safe to assume that these people are pedophiles with a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow fetish and desires to bang a 2D image drawn by some low cost Korean animator? I'd say so.

haters gonna hate uguu~

Kranz Fafka
Ask me about futunari
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 30, 2009, 02:03:10 AM: Yeah, nobody gets that "uguu~" shit, hence the Youtube video posted. :P It's likely just some dumb expression that was made up to make the character come off as "chou-super-kawaiiiiiiii ne" ^_______________^

Naruto ("dattebayo", Keroro Gunso ("de arimasu"), and Fushigi Yuugi ("no da") have that kind of shit too, but those are at least real words being used, even if no one in real life would ever speak like that. The Keroro one has been translated as "Sir! Yes sir!" although it's a variant of "desu." It was used in the old military.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 30, 2009, 05:25:33 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on November 29, 2009, 11:24:06 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 29, 2009, 08:27:13 PM
Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Lemme splain:

[youtube=560,345]SwypN3YI4m0[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]7bC0A9TXpm0[/youtube]

:rock :rock :rock :rock

:rofl

:rock

and :bow
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 30, 2009, 06:41:55 AM: I asked Willco to change my name to uguu~ but he hasn't. That is bullshit!

I thought uguu~ was just a different way of whatever noise people use to express frustration. I'm going off of urban dictionary and wikipedia here. Like "ugh, this pisses me off." The happy sugary weeaboo version changes "ugh" to "uguu." From that clip, uguu~ is more like uguuuuuuuuuuuuu O______________________ o ;; but the "~" is meant to save space. The writers were trying to be clever. As long as it makes people like Great Rumbler pitch a tent, I'd say the show did its job.

I'll crack the code of why people want to be weeaboos and why they like the shows they do. As far as I know, most honkeys want to live in Japan so they can get laid and live in a society that embraces shut-ins unlike America, Canada, Europe, and Australia which tends to look down on asocial behavior.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 30, 2009, 07:42:39 AM: Funnily enough, the countries you listed makes it seem like being social is exclusive to white people.
:teehee
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 08:42:55 AM: 00:34 - 00:40 on that video cracks me up EVERY time.

loli goth: uguu.

dude: uguu?

loli goth: uguuuuuuuuuu?!

dude: U-GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

It's like the writers said,"Let's be as distinguished mentally-challenged as possible, more than usual."
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: tiesto on November 30, 2009, 08:55:48 AM: I don't get noise music... stuff like Merzbow, Masonna, etc. Nor do I get SUNN (O))))))))))
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 30, 2009, 09:42:03 AM: Quote from: T EXP on November 30, 2009, 06:41:55 AM
As long as it makes people like Great Rumbler pitch a tent, I'd say the show did its job.

Troll harder, T EXP, I haven't even watched that show. :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: chronovore on November 30, 2009, 10:14:41 AM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 29, 2009, 11:46:37 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on November 29, 2009, 11:39:24 PM
F'realz now- I don't get prog rock. Who cares how difficult and technically impressive it is if it sounds like crap? Thinking of Rush primarily here.

But but but you don't understand their technical prowess with the guitar! The fact that you don't like my favorite bands is irrelevant since you fail to see just how difficult and technically complex the music is.

::)
Dude. I couldn't agree more. I mean, it's not just about how fast, or what the range is: shit, people used to make a big deal out of Mariah Carey's 4 octave voice. Kate Bush has got a 4 octave voice, but Kate is at least reserved enough to not explore the entire fucking range of it in each line of every song.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM: Bastketball (shit is boring as fuck)
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 30, 2009, 10:20:14 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Bastketball (shit is boring as fuck)

The NBA is.

March Madness isn't at all.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Beezy on November 30, 2009, 10:21:47 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Bastketball (shit is boring as fuck)

(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv171/kadotsu/1259152094342.jpg)
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:22:00 AM: That's only because college sports in general are better. And I do agree that march madness is fun. But not in the "lets watch every game and follow all the teams" sort of way. It's fun to make a bracket and just watch the overall picture unfold.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 10:35:33 AM: Anyone who doesn't realize he final weeks of the NCAA basketball season+March Madness are epic...doesn't deserve to live

NBA can be pretty boring.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:39:44 AM: One thing I really hate about the NBA is the never ending players who just try and get fouled or play it off like they have been fouled. It's hilarious.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 10:41:54 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:39:44 AM
One thing I really hate about the NBA is the never ending players who just try and get fouled or play it off like they have been fouled. It's hilarious.

Ah, the floppers. Between that and lazy fuckers thinking they don't have to play defense, the NBA is nigh-unwatchable for me. The NBA is like the marriage between all that is bad about black America and European soccer.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 10:45:31 AM: Bryant yelling "hey!" every time someone blocks/steals the ball from him is hilarious

Stern needs to gtfo. I'm tired of the game being a touch foul fest, so random it raises questions of game rigging from some, especially fans of tragic teams (Etiolet QQ).
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 10:51:48 AM: NBA has sucked for years. March Madness is entertaining.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 30, 2009, 11:02:04 AM: At least Basketball is interesting to watch at times. Baseball is SO FUCKING BORING all the time.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 11:15:06 AM: Baseball is about ten times more entertaining than basketball, but it actually requires strategy, so I can understand why you'd might hate it Junpei.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on November 30, 2009, 11:18:54 AM: Making me choose between basketball and baseball is like asking if I like tabasco sauce in my piss hole or sand paper rubbed on my dick head.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 11:22:37 AM: People who attempt to hold conversations with you in the rest room. I try to make little to no eye contact in there, and when someone tries to talk I try my hardest to get out asap. But it's worse when I happen to go in at the same as someone I know, they go to a urinal while I head for the stall, yet they STILL start a conversation :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 11:26:49 AM: ... Dude, that doesn't happen to anybody. You make it sound like a daily occurrence.

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Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 11:29:34 AM: Happens to me multiple times a week after class, or during breaks. smh
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 11:33:39 AM: I have never had anyone talk to me in the bathroom. Not ever.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 11:34:14 AM: i go to school with people like Cheebs, what do you expect
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on November 30, 2009, 11:39:05 AM: People always try to hold conversations in the restroom while at work. Awkward as hell. just touch me. Don't talk to me or look at me.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 11:43:32 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 11:33:39 AM
I have never had anyone talk to me in the bathroom. Not ever.

In society's defense...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/flameofjesuschristahhhmg1.jpg)
Title: Inferior products are inferior
Post by: Mandark on November 30, 2009, 12:28:22 PM: Besides filling out a bracket, the reasons people cite for preferring the NCAA to the NBA are the same ones people use to make a case for the WNBA.

Just saying, yo.
Title: Re: Inferior products are inferior
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 12:32:30 PM: Quote from: Mandark on November 30, 2009, 12:28:22 PM
Besides filling out a bracket, the reasons people cite for preferring the NCAA to the NBA are the same ones people use to make a case for the WNBA.

Just saying, yo.

:wag there's still dunking in the NCAA, duder.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 12:32:32 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Bastketball (shit is boring as fuck)

The NBA is shit.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 12:36:16 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 30, 2009, 11:18:54 AM
Making me choose between basketball and baseball is like asking if I like tabasco sauce in my piss hole or sand paper rubbed on my dick head.

But baseball's got dudes in tight pants, and a catcher who squats

:drool :tauntaun :drool

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 11:33:39 AM
I have never had anyone talk to me in the bathroom. Not ever.

One time at Big Lots I was taking a dump and a Mexican dude came in. He had to go bad apparently. He was waiting for a while, then got on his knees and peeked under the door. True story.
Title: Re: Inferior products are inferior
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 12:42:05 PM: Quote from: Mandark on November 30, 2009, 12:28:22 PM
Besides filling out a bracket, the reasons people cite for preferring the NCAA to the NBA are the same ones people use to make a case for the WNBA.

Just saying, yo.

Your point? If anything the emphasis on defense, plays, and good point guards make things more interesting - at least for me. I also like rivalries, they (usually) produce great games. I'll take Duke vs UNC or Mich St vs Wisconsin etc over any "important" NBA game. March Madness is the most exciting time for college basketball but the weeks leading up to it are great as well.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mandark on November 30, 2009, 12:43:33 PM: "No defense in the NBA" is just received wisdom. If it were true, then the rookies coming out of college would be dominant on that end until they got their first free-agent contract/were corrupted by hanging out with all those Lazy Black Millionaires.

Plus, college players let themselves get lit up by Adam Morrison. QED.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 12:45:16 PM: Lazy black millionaires :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 12:52:59 PM: I never said there's no defense in the NBA, but I'd say there's more emphasis on defense in college. Morrison's game didn't translate to the NBA, I don't see that as an indictment on college basketball defense overall.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 30, 2009, 02:13:10 PM: Quote from: tiesto on November 30, 2009, 08:55:48 AM
I don't get noise music... stuff like Merzbow, Masonna, etc. Nor do I get SUNN (O))))))))))

I can't listen to it at home if it's pure noise. I like some melodic noise like Yellow Swans though. I like all noise live ...there's something very cleansing about it. I don't know how to help you get it, 'cause I'm not entirely sure why I get it myself. :lol

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 30, 2009, 12:42:19 AM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 30, 2009, 12:28:47 AM
Quote from: swaggaz on November 30, 2009, 12:04:34 AM
Quote from: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight. I think I get hardcore libertarianism. I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Agreed.

Just about Twilight, when I talked about it with some fangirl in one of my classes, I realized there was a fine line between my interest in video games and hers in Twilight, and it was pretty clear that I had no right to reticule her.

That uguu stuff I don't understand. Like, it's wrong on so many levels. There is the fact that it is used to end speech, possibly implying distinguished mentally-challenged. It is said by a young girl. It is said by a cartoon. It is fawned over by weeaboos. Is it safe to assume that these people are pedophiles with a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow fetish and desires to bang a 2D image drawn by some low cost Korean animator? I'd say so.

haters gonna hate uguu~

Kranz Fafka
Ask me about futunari

:lol I like the sound of that. it's like I work in a store or am some kind of futanari missionary. "Excuse me sir, aren't you sick of girls only having vaginas? Would you like something more? Good news!"
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on November 30, 2009, 05:03:32 PM: Why do they make tiny little fucking taps for wash basins. I'm talking even worse than this:

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/0f/74/8b/unclean-wash-basin.jpg)

At work the tap is so tiny the water is nearly on the back of the basin and you can't avoid touching of the back of the basin when washing your hands. I don't know what fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who decided to use that tap.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 30, 2009, 05:36:07 PM: Techno music, I don't get.

There isn't just techno, there's trance, electronica, mnml, etc. Lump all of it in the techno umbrella and someone gets pissy over it. Other than metal, there is no genre of music that tries to call itself by so many other names. 9 out of 10 people don't know or care what type of electronic music it is.

Also, in the techno world, there is always a dozen remixes of a hit radio song yet none of them are even as close to being good as the original. Why are there so many inferior remixes of something? I've never heard one that was better than the original. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2009, 05:37:39 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 30, 2009, 05:36:07 PM
Why are there so many inferior remixes of something? I've never heard one that was better than the original. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Sneaker Pimps' remix of Placebo's Every You Every Me is brilliant.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 06:01:26 PM: What does uguu even mean?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Robo on November 30, 2009, 06:05:00 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
What does uguu even mean?

^______^;
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 30, 2009, 06:05:34 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
What does uguu even mean?

uguuu~ -_-
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 30, 2009, 06:06:02 PM: I just posted what it meant last page.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 30, 2009, 06:19:48 PM: -People who think the moon landing was fake.

-People who think that life cannot exist outside of our own planet.

-People who believe that a man lives in the clouds and created everybody.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 30, 2009, 06:36:52 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
What does uguu even mean?

It's an expression of mild distress.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: tiesto on November 30, 2009, 07:00:06 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 30, 2009, 05:36:07 PM
Techno music, I don't get.

There isn't just techno, there's trance, electronica, mnml, etc. Lump all of it in the techno umbrella and someone gets pissy over it. Other than metal, there is no genre of music that tries to call itself by so many other names. 9 out of 10 people don't know or care what type of electronic music it is.

Also, in the techno world, there is always a dozen remixes of a hit radio song yet none of them are even as close to being good as the original. Why are there so many inferior remixes of something? I've never heard one that was better than the original. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

:bow mnml :bow2

What don't you get about it... the nomenclature or the actual music? There's a clear-cut difference (at least IMO) between the main genres of electronic music... Of course you have a lot of smaller genres that are constantly changing form (progressive house nowadays is quite a bit different from what it was 10 years ago) or blur genre boundaries (is it deep house or is it tech house or is it minimal?).

And the reason why there are tons of songs getting remixed is people get paid decent $$ to do the remixes. And there are some remixes that are much more well-known than the original track (Delerium and Sarah McLachlan's "Silence" being one offhand), or are specifically done in a genre to blend into DJs sets. Not to mention dance remixes of pop songs they like to play at shitty clubs.

Though one problem EDM seems to be having lately is that everyone is remixing the classics, giving them a slightly contemporary update (read: farty electro basslines and tech-house style beats), instead of A) coming up with new ideas or B) just spinning the originals.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 30, 2009, 07:02:43 PM: - People who complain about a situation they have some control over but then do nothing to alleviate it
- People who do not have self awareness
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 30, 2009, 07:29:11 PM: Tejano music.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on November 30, 2009, 07:45:13 PM: Phrases that have become common in the last few years:

Saying "it's all good" when it's simply not.
Greeting by saying "waddaya know?", to which the response is ALWAYS "not much". Great conversation starter there.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on November 30, 2009, 08:20:50 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 07:47:31 PM
Girls who dump you over fairly minor squabbles while other women stay with husbands who beat the shit out of them for years.

You don't see something wrong with this kind of thinking??? Okay, I don't get this type of thinking ^^^^
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:32:16 PM: I don't get people who don't get shit.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: tiesto on November 30, 2009, 08:36:01 PM: One thing right now I don't get... as my mom is nagging me to do Amazon.com xmas shopping... why is the mono version of the Beatles box set like 55 more dollars?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2009, 08:44:59 PM: Quote from: tiesto on November 30, 2009, 08:36:01 PM
One thing right now I don't get... as my mom is nagging me to do Amazon.com xmas shopping... why is the mono version of the Beatles box set like 55 more dollars?

Music nerds and audiophiles.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 08:47:20 PM: Isn't the packaging nicer as well, with more stuff?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2009, 08:49:19 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 08:47:20 PM
Isn't the packaging nicer as well, with more stuff?

I think the mono box comes with fewer albums than the stereo box.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 08:50:46 PM: Why the fuck do people mix sports movies with religion? I just came from this thing with my friend and we wanted to watch (from what we heard it was) a good ol' fashioned football movie. Instead, it's about a team with a struggling record, a crappy coach and a bunch of people who lift their team up from shambles through the love of God.

I left when the new kicker lacks self confidence in his ability to pull off a good field goal. The assistant coach is like,"WHAT DOES SCIPTURE SAY?" and my and I up and left.

Fuck. What the fuck does God have to do with this kid sucking at kicking a football? Practice will make him better at kicking, and high self confidence, not praying to God. Fuck.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 08:51:11 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 30, 2009, 08:49:19 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 08:47:20 PM
Isn't the packaging nicer as well, with more stuff?

I think the mono box comes with fewer albums than the stereo box.

Yeah wow, you're right.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2009, 08:52:08 PM: Dude. You're from Texas and you're asking us what the relationship between football and Jesus is about?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 08:52:53 PM: I DON'T KNOW. I never got it! That's why I posted it in this thread!
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:54:23 PM: I don't get why God allows so much suffering, in every way and kind. I mean I believe in God, but I don't get his ways.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:55:03 PM: ^best post of the thread
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2009, 09:08:45 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 30, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 07:47:31 PM
Girls who dump you over fairly minor squabbles while other women stay with husbands who beat the shit out of them for years.
You don't see something wrong with this kind of thinking??? Okay, I don't get this type of thinking ^^^^

What I mean is, I don't get why some guys get to stay with their girlfriends/wives despite doing lots of genuinely fucked up shit to them.

u mad?

But seriously, some women are stuck in a cycle of abusive relationships and are unwilling or unable to get out of them. Other women are fickle and leave at the drop of a hat, and other women would rather not put up with stupid bullshit.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 09:09:45 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 30, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 07:47:31 PM
Girls who dump you over fairly minor squabbles while other women stay with husbands who beat the shit out of them for years.
You don't see something wrong with this kind of thinking??? Okay, I don't get this type of thinking ^^^^

What I mean is, I don't get why some guys get to stay with their girlfriends/wives despite doing lots of genuinely fucked up shit to them.

Jealous you can't do fucked up shit to them? :smug
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:11:33 PM: I don't get why you bother with such inferior things. They're nothing but trouble and headaches

Prove me wrong

Herp a derp my GF stole my bunny and wanted to commit suicide

Answer: So fucking let them, thats a whole weight off your shoulders
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 09:12:52 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:14:21 PM: You guys could have been doctors and lawyers and porn stars. Instead you bent over backwards for a walking set of holes. Now look at you.

That's why PD is gonna be rich and - well, probably just rich
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 09:38:39 PM: Quote from: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:14:21 PM
You guys could have been doctors and lawyers and porn stars. Instead you bent over backwards for a walking set of holes. Now look at you.

That's why PD is gonna be rich and - well, probably just rich
I'll just go become a doctor and decent human being and stuff while you guys.. I dunno, sell your facial oil to grease companies or something. Oh hey Fresh Prince! Call me! I'll need someone to clean my toilets in a few years.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 30, 2009, 09:41:36 PM: The GOP should just use him as propaganda. That would have killed the public option right then and there.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on November 30, 2009, 09:48:39 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:32:16 PM
I don't get people who don't get shit.

I don't get people who don't get people who don't get shit.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:54:22 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 09:35:41 PM
STFU demi, you've probably never loved anything besides your gamerscore.

And everything you've loved has left you. Who's mad now brah?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 30, 2009, 09:55:07 PM: GS owned
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 10:02:02 PM: I don't get e-beef, but I love it :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 30, 2009, 10:05:25 PM: Quote from: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 09:35:41 PM
STFU demi, you've probably never loved anything besides your gamerscore.

And everything you've loved has left you. Who's mad now brah?
[youtube=560,345]SMuXwdUS_Lc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 30, 2009, 10:15:14 PM: daaaaamn
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 10:41:59 PM: It's what he gets for liking Rush.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 10:57:30 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 30, 2009, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:32:16 PM
I don't get people who don't get shit.

I don't get people who don't get people who don't get shit.

I get you.

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Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: drew on November 30, 2009, 11:01:28 PM: Quote from: demi on November 30, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
And everything you've loved has left you. Who's mad now brah?

wow what happened to keeping personal stuff to pms?

hm?

HM?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on December 01, 2009, 10:27:30 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 30, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on November 30, 2009, 07:47:31 PM
Girls who dump you over fairly minor squabbles while other women stay with husbands who beat the shit out of them for years.
You don't see something wrong with this kind of thinking??? Okay, I don't get this type of thinking ^^^^

What I mean is, I don't get why some guys get to stay with their girlfriends/wives despite doing lots of genuinely fucked up shit to them.
Because just like some dudes are assholes, some chicks have a complex where they like to be treated like shit. Those people have no bearing on you or your relationships and should not in any way affect a woman's decision to stay with you or anyone else. It's just a way to put off real critical thinking of your relationship. The point is, the women who leave do so because they are unhappy. No matter how insignificant you think it is, she ultimately left because she is unhappy. Just like the women who stay with shitty guys. They ultimately stay because there is something they yearn for there. I don't know what the fuck it is. But there is something. And ultimately it doesn't matter because my wife doesn't yearn to be punched in the face or something, so why do I care? Would you rather them stay with you and be unhappy? Probably not.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 01:32:55 PM: Shit, this page got personal. :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on December 01, 2009, 02:04:17 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 10:57:30 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 30, 2009, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on November 30, 2009, 08:32:16 PM
I don't get people who don't get shit.

I don't get people who don't get people who don't get shit.

I get you.

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out of your clothes :-*
[close]

I don't get it.

:-*
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2009, 04:32:39 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 30, 2009, 08:52:08 PM
Dude. You're from Texas and you're asking us what the relationship between football and Jesus is about?

[youtube=560,345]8Y8I9S7wvk4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 01, 2009, 04:49:55 PM: [youtube=560,345]kmu_tDCOY2Y[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]_YrlFmGpUKA[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]G0mgnWNZzdg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Brehvolution on December 01, 2009, 04:54:06 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 01, 2009, 05:01:27 PM: Dolphin assisted birthing? :lol :lol

I want a fucking shark or eel to drag that dumb bitch away by the umbilical chord. And that dude is like the hippy equivalent of a Sarah Palin supporter: "I don't know anything about anything....but I still have an opinion on the matter hurr"
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 01, 2009, 05:03:17 PM: This guys is worse. He doesn't just have an opinion. He flat out says that "dolphins might be able to help if the birth has complications"
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2009, 05:08:12 PM: Never mind, saw the last video.

This guy is an idiot.

"It's more like an operation than giving birth" :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 05:13:49 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 01, 2009, 05:08:12 PM
"It's more like an operation than giving birth" :lol

That and that quote about the dolphins correcting any complications were solid gold. :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Brehvolution on December 01, 2009, 06:24:23 PM: Plus, blood in ocean water never attracts anything. ::)

"Would you like to cut the chord?"
*Barracuda chomps through chord as he reaches for the scissors*
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on December 01, 2009, 07:22:03 PM: Straight guys who like cheeseburger porn.

...PD?
Title: I know this one!
Post by: Mandark on December 01, 2009, 11:18:05 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 01, 2009, 07:22:03 PM
Straight guys who like cheeseburger porn.

...PD?

True Porn Clerk Stories (http://web.archive.org/web/20060528234948/improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs2.php):

Quote from: Ali Davis
Porn Drift
People who have been in the straight section for a while will, more often than you think, get progressively more adventurous. Suddenly videos featuring pre-op transsexuals (sensitively called "She-Males") start showing up. Sometimes that's all there is, but not necessarily. We do feature bisexual videos (and by that, of course, we mean bisexual men - bi-girl action is pretty much a given in the straight section) and every now and then someone you didn't expect will dip his first toe into the gay end of the pool.

...

The clerks at our all-porn branch have noticed a fairly strict progression, because their porn is broken up by far more than gay and straight. According to them, the most likely Porn Drift path for a straight male goes from all lesbian to straight sex (some guys are so freaked out about seeing another guy's penis that straight sex videos are called "gay male" in some circles) to she-male. We keep the she-male stuff in the straight section - straight guys don't want to go to the gay section for their chicks with dicks videos, and for the most part gay men don't rent them.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 01, 2009, 11:53:34 PM: :rofl 'Porn Drift'
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 12:44:30 AM: Sounds about accurate, although I skipped the lesbo shit :teehee
Title: Re: I know this one!
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2009, 12:50:58 AM: Quote from: Mandark on December 01, 2009, 11:18:05 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 01, 2009, 07:22:03 PM
Straight guys who like cheeseburger porn.

...PD?

True Porn Clerk Stories (http://web.archive.org/web/20060528234948/improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs2.php):

Quote from: Ali Davis
Porn Drift
People who have been in the straight section for a while will, more often than you think, get progressively more adventurous. Suddenly videos featuring pre-op transsexuals (sensitively called "She-Males") start showing up. Sometimes that's all there is, but not necessarily. We do feature bisexual videos (and by that, of course, we mean bisexual men - bi-girl action is pretty much a given in the straight section) and every now and then someone you didn't expect will dip his first toe into the gay end of the pool.

...

The clerks at our all-porn branch have noticed a fairly strict progression, because their porn is broken up by far more than gay and straight. According to them, the most likely Porn Drift path for a straight male goes from all lesbian to straight sex (some guys are so freaked out about seeing another guy's penis that straight sex videos are called "gay male" in some circles) to she-male. We keep the she-male stuff in the straight section - straight guys don't want to go to the gay section for their chicks with dicks videos, and for the most part gay men don't rent them.
"Porn drift" :rofl
...
**adds to lexicon**

Man, who starts with girl-girl and assumes that's normal? There was nothing more frustrating than pursuing a woman and finding out she's a lesbian. I don't need that kind of ~~frustration~~ nostalgia cropping up in my pr0ns.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 02, 2009, 01:03:29 AM: Porn drift is funny because it's true.

But we need a term for the stage after porn drift - when your porn tastes have got so weird that you hit a wall and you can't go weirder because the next step is people eating shit and you just aren't going to go there.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 01:12:10 AM: Quote from: Bildi on December 02, 2009, 01:03:29 AM
Porn drift is funny because it's true.

But we need a term for the stage after porn drift - when your porn tastes have got so weird that you hit a wall and you can't go weirder because the next step is people eating shit and you just aren't going to go there.

Pretty much. Porn is so boring that it's hard to get excited over it anymore
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2009, 01:14:49 AM: Generalized porn /is/ boring, but everyone's got their own kink. If you know what your kink is, and there is porn available for it, porn is no longer boring. Unless it's poorly produced, then it's hopeless no matter what.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 02, 2009, 01:43:05 AM: I am going to incorporate "porn drift" into a script. Consider it stolen!
Title: Though I'd love to see lawyers argue about Porn Drift in federal court
Post by: Mandark on December 02, 2009, 03:53:33 AM: That blog's a published book now (which is why I had to use the Wayback Machine), so watch out.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2009, 04:07:38 AM: I don't get neogaf.

The place is too busy, there are too many uptight people, and those uptight people seem to keep the conversation at an entirely safe, passionless level of discourse. Sure, I keep an eye on a few threads related to games of interest (most of which are dead now), but I'm not interested in carrying on conversations there. And there's so much traffic on newer game threads that I couldn't keep up with it if I tried.

I don't get people here who go on and on about Neogaf. Talking crap about that forum here is like going out with friends and then spending the evening complaining about a bunch of idiots who pissed you off at a tradeshow or convention.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 02, 2009, 06:58:42 AM: A disturbing trend here lately are people posting snippets of their chatlogs. It just seems masturbatory and nobody actually cares except for the person posting the chat log.

Quote from: chronovore on December 02, 2009, 04:07:38 AM
I don't get neogaf.

The place is too busy, there are too many uptight people, and those uptight people seem to keep the conversation at an entirely safe, passionless level of discourse. Sure, I keep an eye on a few threads related to games of interest (most of which are dead now), but I'm not interested in carrying on conversations there. And there's so much traffic on newer game threads that I couldn't keep up with it if I tried.

I don't get people here who go on and on about Neogaf. Talking crap about that forum here is like going out with friends and then spending the evening complaining about a bunch of idiots who pissed you off at a tradeshow or convention.

1) The biggest strength of GAF and why I keep going to it, in spite of the high distinguished mentally-challenged fellow to normal ratios, is that it is a fantastic news aggregate site. If there is something remotely relevant, it gets posted. The board is completely humorless because many of them now are GameFAQs and 4chan refugees. That and they are dedicated towards the system wars, which means every post is a fighting some console wars battle. Naturally some of that has spilled into the OT section as they realized GAF is larger than the latest PS3 vs. 360 shitstorm.

2) A lot of people have been around that board for a while and there is a very noticeable change. I think bitching about NeoGAF is like ragging on your hometown if it is a shithole. You don't actively hate it but you see something stupid happen there every once in a while and you shake your head laughing at how much your hometown is a joke. Well, that is like this board is NeoGAF
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2009, 09:48:33 AM: T EXP, thanks for the insight.

Quote from: dcharlie on December 02, 2009, 05:39:56 AM
Quote
don't get people here who go on and on about Neogaf. Talking crap about that forum here is like going out with friends and then spending the evening complaining about a bunch of idiots who pissed you off at a tradeshow or convention.

yeah, sounds awesome! sign me up!

I am actually trying to get a pass to come down to kansai to do some shopping next year - i can come moan about neo gaf down there! lets PARRRRTEEEEEEE.

Actually, I love to complain about work when going out with friends. So, sure. Sign me up as well! I guess my earlier analogy of going out with a hot chick, then spending time complaining about your surly, ugly, ex-girlfriend is probably better suited to the Bore/NeoGAF situation.

Except then I picture you in a dress, and no good can come of that.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Powerslave on December 02, 2009, 10:34:33 AM: Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
The board is completely humorless because many of them now are GameFAQs and 4chan refugees.

Gamefaqs has some awesome boards full of intelligent and witty users. You just don't know where you should be looking. And 4chan is the pinnacle of sarcasm. Stop using an old and tired cliche to prove your point.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 12:39:09 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on December 02, 2009, 10:34:33 AM
Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
The board is completely humorless because many of them now are GameFAQs and 4chan refugees.

Gamefaqs has some awesome boards full of intelligent and witty users. You just don't know where you should be looking. And 4chan is the pinnacle of sarcasm. Stop using an old and tired cliche to prove your point.
This

GAF is too big and bloated for me now. It seems like the most popular threads are retreads of threads that were posted a week or less before. There was a time when some threads were rather exciting, to the point where I'd troll or participate in them, go to class, and anticipate coming back to see the responses. The new posters are rather boring now. The joke characters are boring. And it seems like the older posters have been pushed to the side.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 12:42:52 PM: Gaf was great back in the day right around the time I got banned the second time. It really started to suck after the 4th time I got banned though. :-\
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on December 02, 2009, 04:38:05 PM: -People who who illegally pass you by going into the opposite lane.

-People (often the same as the ones in the previous line) who speed up and fly down small streets at 30-40mph over the limit in an attempt to make a stop light. I often pull up right behind them five seconds later. And it's dangerous, too. Some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow did this to me last night, in a nasty downpour on the rain-slicked streets. Fucking idiot.

Regarding NeoGAF, it was a great forum when it was GAF. So right up until around 2005 or so. It was already on a downhill slide, but then it just went to total shit. I only post in specific threads now, usually the fighting game ones. Those are like separate sub-communities anyway.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Robo on December 02, 2009, 04:45:45 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on December 02, 2009, 10:34:33 AM
Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
The board is completely humorless because many of them now are GameFAQs and 4chan refugees.

Gamefaqs has some awesome boards full of intelligent and witty users. You just don't know where you should be looking. And 4chan is the pinnacle of sarcasm. Stop using an old and tired cliche to prove your point.
This

HAHAHA NO
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 02, 2009, 05:11:08 PM: GAF was good until 2007. I'm sure people would beg to differ and say it was 2003 or some shit but my frame of reference is from 2002 on.

The board's size should not be the reason why quality is slipping. It was slipping because many of the good posters were purged or left on their own. The latter is understandable and hell, someday I wish that I could leave forums forever (I think last week was the 6th or 7th failed time I attempted to leave this board) but there were a lot of heavy handed bans that cleared out a lot of good posters. It'd be different if they banned the OA and GameFAQs chaff but it was the good contributors who got shitcanned.

GAF still has enough pluses to keep me posting there anyway. The news being the main reason. I don't care for Count Dookkake's useless puns following those news articles or the FARKbot Gaborn but if it is somewhat relevant and newsworthy, it hits that board. I hate having to check out several aggregate blogs that just cater to their viewpoint.

Oh wellz.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2009, 05:17:01 PM: The best thing about gaf is probably the comic book day threads, even the movie threads now are full of system war distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that only talk about box office.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2009, 05:25:35 PM: I don't get the Nightmare Before Christmas love, movie is boring as fuck.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 05:27:10 PM: "Sales Age" is another thing that ruined GAF. There was a time when it was only prevalent on the gaming forum, and easily ignored. Then the whole Blu Ray/HD-DVD thing crossed over to the OT and sense then there have been many threads featuring poor slobs arguing about the bottom line of their favorite corporation. I've seen it pop up in the comics thread, and also the box office thread is ridiculous every week (especially during the Transformers 2 run).

NPD threads are pretty entertaining, especially now that it's no longer a one console parade, with some bitching on the side.

edit: leper Diunx
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 02, 2009, 05:31:46 PM: WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD WHERE WE BITCH ABOUT GAF. DON'T RUIN THIS AWESOME THREAD.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 02, 2009, 05:38:38 PM: Sales age isn't something new. It has been around on the boards since I can remember at least, which again, is based off of 2002. Back in those days, there were daily Japan sales charts. GC fans always went apeshit if Doshin the Giant was on there all week and would always get disappointed when the weekly sales were 5,500. That or the momentous occasion when SSB Melee was #7 instead of #9 like it was the rest of the week, which would end up selling 6,100 copies that week overall. The term "it has legs" came from that era when Nintendo fans would trumpet that while GC was getting its ass pounded like a common prison bitch, there were still a couple of several month old releases on the daily charts.

I have no idea when GAF stopped looking at those charts or if they are even around these days. They were a pretty big deal then. So I disagree that sales age is something new that caused the quality to fall apart.

I still say that the heavy handed bans in 2007 and 2008 were the culprit. Mods and respected posters set the tone. The older more individual respected GAF members got shitcanned and now the respected members are dudes that just kowtow to the mods and treat everything seriously. The noobs just follow their lead and as a result, change the board discussions. When people like MAF get replaced by Jokeropia and Gaborn in terms of top tier posters, the board is going to have that quality decline.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 02, 2009, 05:39:09 PM: Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 02, 2009, 05:32:12 PM
Capitalism

This thread is called "Shit you don't get," not "Shit you suck at."
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 05:40:04 PM: I know it's not new. I'm talking more about it being in the OT now, which is a rather new occurrence rooted in the blu ray/HD DVD war
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 02, 2009, 08:42:33 PM: Edit: What the hell?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 08:45:04 PM: Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 02, 2009, 05:32:12 PM
Capitalism

This thread is called "Shit you don't get," not "Shit you suck at."

lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 10:37:42 PM: Getting back to the topic of the thread:

-People that watch, enjoy, and defend bland, boring, and insipid shows/movies.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 02, 2009, 10:40:31 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 10:37:42 PM
Getting back to the topic of the thread:

-People that watch, enjoy, and defend bland, boring, and insipid shows/movies.

Examples?
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 10:47:31 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 02, 2009, 10:40:31 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 10:37:42 PM
Getting back to the topic of the thread:

-People that watch, enjoy, and defend bland, boring, and insipid shows/movies.

Examples?

Anytime someone pulls out the old chestnut "Guys, you just gotta turn off your BRAIN for a couple hours, then you can enjoy it!". Speaking specifically though, I'm talking about the myriad of people whose posts I read every day at MyAnimeList. To be even more specific, the people at MAL who defend the second season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya where the characters get caught in a time loop [The Endless Eight arc] and the same events repeat themselves for EIGHT FULL EPISODES with only minor alterations to dialogue and slightly different camera angles. And people enjoy and defend this sort of thing.

Also, anyone that supports the insipid stylings of Sacred Blacksmith. Just take 'em out back and put them out their misery, the poor sons of guns.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 10:56:32 PM: Heroes
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Boogie on December 02, 2009, 10:59:12 PM: Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 06:58:42 AM

2) A lot of people have been around that board for a while and there is a very noticeable change. I think bitching about NeoGAF is like ragging on your hometown if it is a shithole. You don't actively hate it but you see something stupid happen there every once in a while and you shake your head laughing at how much your hometown is a joke. Well, that is like this board is NeoGAF

Yeah, I think that's a pretty good comparison actually. I can relate to that.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2009, 12:58:56 AM: People who stab at the 'close door' button in elevators as if poking their finger in the eye of a child rapist. Come the fuck on, you only have to wait like one more second. If you need to get there that much faster, you're already fucking late.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2009, 01:14:26 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2009, 12:58:56 AM
People who stab at the 'close door' button in elevators as if poking their finger in the eye of a child rapist. Come the fuck on, you only have to wait like one more second. If you need to get there that much faster, you're already fucking late.

If it makes you feel better, holding it down actually causes the doors to close. Them pressing it once of repeatedly shows their incompetence at being an asshole.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Reb on December 03, 2009, 01:18:36 AM: laid
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: twerd on December 03, 2009, 01:38:30 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 10:56:32 PM
Heroes

Family Guy
Lost
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 01:56:15 AM: I don't get Family Guy either. It's.... odd.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Robo on December 03, 2009, 01:59:29 AM: Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 01:38:30 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 10:56:32 PM
Heroes

Family Guy
Lost

Chuck
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: brawndolicious on December 03, 2009, 02:02:21 AM: When you're about to shit yourself and your legs are trembling and you get on the pot and a pebble comes out, why? It feels so disappointing.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: ch1nchilla on December 03, 2009, 04:32:27 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on December 03, 2009, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2009, 12:58:56 AM
People who stab at the 'close door' button in elevators as if poking their finger in the eye of a child rapist. Come the fuck on, you only have to wait like one more second. If you need to get there that much faster, you're already fucking late.

If it makes you feel better, holding it down actually causes the doors to close. Them pressing it once of repeatedly shows their incompetence at being an asshole.

Nah, in Japan pressing it once closes it. I don't want to sound like one of those "in Japan" people though. :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2009, 06:48:19 AM: I dun get Family Guy either.

I'm guessing the writers don't think much of the viewers and want to make sure that every joke is made without the slightest hint of cleverness. They want it IN YOUR FACE and as offensive as the FCC will allow them to be. They also want you to laugh just because they can reference something from the 80s. It might elicit a chuckle because the viewer says "Hey, I remember that!" The writers' goal is to make sure that every joke can be very clearly understood by the dumbest of viewers.

I miss shows like The Simpsons classic seasons because it had jokes for the Family Guy set interspersed with jokes that took a few brain cells to register. Both groups could walk away satisfied with almost every episode. A shame that The Simpsons is now a reskin of Family Guy but as far as I'm concerned - the show never really existed past Season 8. I don't watch them on TV these days, if I want to watch them, I just have the seasons I want to watch on DVD.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2009, 10:30:49 AM: Family Guy is genuinely funny sometimes. There are a lot more misses than there are hits, but every once in a while they make an awesome joke. Then again, my humor is pretty random and the show is very random. My problem is when they reuse the same unfunny joke over and over again. And goddamn, do they ever. Evil monkey. Peter falling and cradling himself for a whole two minutes. Dodging an actual resolution of the show by saying here's mr conway twitty or some shit. The chicken and peter fight. they're all terrible and they reuse them way too much.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2009, 10:33:26 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 02, 2009, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 01, 2009, 10:27:30 AM
The point is, the women who leave do so because they are unhappy. No matter how insignificant you think it is, she ultimately left because she (was) unhappy.

Damn. In over 3 months of dwelling on this relationship and breakup night and day, I've never thought about it in such simple and accurate terms. You're a pretty smart dude.
Cool. Glad I could help. Now you can get over it.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 11:36:36 AM: I used to really like Family Guy in the first 2-3 seasons. They had pop culture and,"Remember the time when..." jokes, but not an over-abundance of them.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Barry Egan on December 03, 2009, 11:50:53 AM: I remember when South Park utterly eviscerated Family Guy and the shows reputation NEVER EVER recovered.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 11:51:52 AM: That episode of South Park was awesome :lol
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2009, 12:10:48 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 11:36:36 AM
I used to really like Family Guy in the first 2-3 seasons. They had pop culture and,"Remember the time when..." jokes, but not an over-abundance of them.

First few seasons were pretty good, but when I watch it now it's just...painfully unfunny.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Tauntaun on December 03, 2009, 12:15:36 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 11:36:36 AM
I used to really like Family Guy in the first 2-3 seasons. They had pop culture and,"Remember the time when..." jokes, but not an over-abundance of them.

First few seasons were pretty good, but when I watch it now it's just...painfully unfunny.

Yeah I popped in Season 1 a few months back, mmm, not good. :-\
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 12:20:27 PM: Really? I haven't seen them in years.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2009, 03:40:11 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on December 03, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
I remember when South Park utterly eviscerated Family Guy and the shows reputation NEVER EVER recovered.

Manatees. Brilliance.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2009, 05:30:23 PM: Watch the Season 1-3 DVDs and I guarantee you it isn't as funny as you think.

Well, that is how it was for me. A lot of people overhyped and overrated the pre-cancellation episodes in order to get it back. Then it did. The jokes do seem a little more inspired but it's the same shitty formula they use now. It is just that the dead horse that is the shock factor is long since beaten and that Stewie being gay is an issue well explored (well, explored as best as Family Guy wants to explore anything).

The show is basically designed for the dumbest people so they can make sure every joke is very clearly understood. Don't worry if you didn't get it, the writers will reuse the same joke down the road.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: chronovore on December 03, 2009, 07:41:05 PM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on December 03, 2009, 04:32:27 AM
Quote from: swaggaz on December 03, 2009, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2009, 12:58:56 AM
People who stab at the 'close door' button in elevators as if poking their finger in the eye of a child rapist. Come the fuck on, you only have to wait like one more second. If you need to get there that much faster, you're already fucking late.

If it makes you feel better, holding it down actually causes the doors to close. Them pressing it once of repeatedly shows their incompetence at being an asshole.

Nah, in Japan pressing it once closes it. I don't want to sound like one of those "in Japan" people though. :lol
You know, over here in Japan, the hand can be used as a knife.
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Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2009, 09:09:04 PM: Family Guy has always been lame. Futurama is where it was at.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 03, 2009, 09:27:55 PM: I've been on a futurama kick all semester. I quote it wayyyy too much.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 09:44:39 PM: That's OK cos Futurama's awesome.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2009, 09:45:58 PM: Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 09:51:17 PM: These new hands are great, I'm going to break them in tonight.

My fave. :heart
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2009, 09:54:40 PM: I hear that. I spent most of my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 04, 2009, 12:41:16 AM: You know what show's way funnier than Family Guy? Astro Fighter Sunred.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: bork on December 04, 2009, 01:15:58 AM: Family Guy was definitely better in its first few seasons, but I still enjoy watching it. (Although last week's episode was pretty bad.) If you don't want the stupid random jokes, watch American Dad (which is definitely the better show). Even The Cleveland Show is getting better. I think having three shows from the same people is just overkill, but at the same time, any one of them is still 10 times better than The Simpsons. Cancel that shit and make a Life In Hell cartoon, please.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: cool breeze on December 04, 2009, 03:48:55 PM: Serving sizes

I was just eating a pickle and I look on the side of the jar to see "Serving Size: 3/4 spear". wtf? who eats 3/4th of a pickle spear.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2009, 03:51:21 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 04, 2009, 01:15:58 AM
I think having three shows from the same people is just overkill, but at the same time, any one of them is still 10 times better than The Simpsons. Cancel that shit and make a Life In Hell cartoon, please.

No.

[youtube=560,345]HpNjWklEbGc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: archie4208 on December 04, 2009, 04:00:39 PM: People who drink soda at the gym. I saw a guy take a swig of Mountain Dew after a set. wtf ???
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Robo on December 04, 2009, 04:01:11 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on December 04, 2009, 03:48:55 PM
Serving sizes

I was just eating a pickle and I look on the side of the jar to see "Serving Size: 3/4 spear". wtf? who eats 3/4th of a pickle spear.

While I think it's kinda bullshit and deceptive, I believe the FDA encourages "lowered" serving sizes as an effort to reduce the portions people eat.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Bildi on December 06, 2009, 11:20:44 PM: I just saw that the Glee soundtrack CDs are top sellers. WTF.
Title: Re: Shit you don't get
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 12:24:10 AM: Quote from: archie4208 on December 04, 2009, 04:00:39 PM
People who drink soda at the gym. I saw a guy take a swig of Mountain Dew after a set. wtf ???

Some people work out to gain weight, not to lose it.