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Title: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 06:36:06 PM
Time for baseball talk. First spring training games are on Wednesday.

Go M's!

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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 06:47:22 PM
:rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 28, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
I've decided not to support the Dodgers as long as Frank McCourt is the owner. Haven't decided whether to just become an impartial observer of the league or to pick another team to mildly support. Leaning towards the former.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
STRASBURG
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 07:05:13 PM
Over/Under for combined Wright+Francoeur HR = 40

I'm going over.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 28, 2010, 07:09:35 PM
I am quite interested to see if Kemp, Ethier and Kershaw can continue their development. I'd love to see Kemp break out into a full-fledged superstar. Damn I love those guys.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 07:13:24 PM
Kemp is pretty much there, already. Very possible 30-30 this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Donono on February 28, 2010, 07:13:45 PM
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
http://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: T234 on February 28, 2010, 07:32:33 PM
We still proud of team usa
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: T234 on February 28, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
We still proud of team usa

great game I loved
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 28, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
I hope CC and Cliff Lee blow out their ACL's. :rock

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 28, 2010, 09:37:31 PM
Over/Under for combined Wright+Francoeur HR = 40

I'm going over.

I'll take the under action on that, fo sho.

Braves are gonna be really good this year... and fade down the stretch.  Too many "if this happens we'll be good" qualifiers on this team.  Just can't spend enough, unfortunately.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on February 28, 2010, 09:51:47 PM
I hope CC and Cliff Lee blow out their ACL's. :rock



Fausto Carmona opening day starter :punch

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2010, 01:31:22 AM

Fausto Carmona opening day starter :punch



For the Akron Aeros.


Jake Westbrook, Greek God of Groundballs, Day 1.


Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 01:35:46 AM
Going to the Astros vs Mets training game. :)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 01, 2010, 01:36:18 AM
Make sure to heckle Jeff Francouer.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 01:39:00 AM
If I get the chance I will!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2010, 01:39:42 AM
Houston still has a team? Why?


Remember when their GM traded for Randy Wolf at midseason (when they were out of it) because he felt like it gave them a better chance to sign him in the off-season? (He signed for the Dodgers instead)

That's one of my favorite trades of all time.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 02:03:55 AM
Houston still has a team? Why?


Remember when their GM traded for Randy Wolf at midseason (when they were out of it) because he felt like it gave them a better chance to sign him in the off-season? (He signed for the Dodgers instead)

That's one of my favorite trades of all time.



Houston needs new management.

Also, they're looking into selling the Astros. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 01, 2010, 06:56:10 PM
Just a reminder (I'll be doing this about once a week) to everyone who signed up for the fantasy leagues:  H2H league drafts Sunday March 21st and the roto league drafts a week earlier on Sunday March 14th.  We still need ONE team for the H2H league and could add up to four to the roto league.  PM me if you're interested *AND CAN MAKE THE DRAFT*.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 04, 2010, 08:16:51 PM
David Wright hit an opposite-field HR in his first ST at-bat today. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 12:52:48 AM
Apparently Jose Reyes' thyroid is defective.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 06, 2010, 09:35:02 AM
Triumph, switch our draft style to auction. Much better than snaking!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 10:45:52 AM
Triumph, switch our draft style to auction. Much better than snaking!

I would do it in a heartbeat... if we get enough of the league to agree to it.  Problem is, I can pretty much guarantee that even after all of my dire threats, 1/4 to 1/3 of the league won't show up to the draft so that would reallllllly screw those knuckleheads over.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 06, 2010, 10:47:00 AM
Sounds like even more reason to do it!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 06, 2010, 11:04:22 AM
Indeed. Make it a point that they gots to show up. We'll just start nominating shitty players the first few rounds so the comp starts drafting for them.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 11:08:16 AM
Indeed. Make it a point that they gots to show up. We'll just start nominating shitty players the first few rounds so the comp starts drafting for them.

"Andruw Jones... going once, going twice, SOLD! to Konex!"
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 11:22:32 AM
Also- still need one more manager for the H2H league, and there are still openings in the roto league.  PM me if interested.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 01:04:07 AM
Shit, I forgot to mention it to a friend I saw today.

And auction? I guess I'd be down, even though I have no idea how it works. People nominate whomever and then everyone gets to bid?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 01:50:07 AM
Jenrry Mejia looks pretty good.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7179293&topic_id=8048958&c_id=nym
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 07, 2010, 04:48:26 PM
<------ My Xbox Avatar is ready.

I'm ready.

I don't have much hope for the Marlins, though. They're just biding time until the new stadium is built.

But at least one of their minor league teams, the Jupiter Hammerheads, is near where I live, so it'll be fun to watch that when the Marlins can't buy a win in the summer...

But who knows, it could be 1997 or 2003 all over again...  :-*
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 11, 2010, 11:28:13 AM
HOLY UNDERWEAR, BATMAN! 

Weekly reminder:  roto draft is THIS FREAKING SUNDAY.  Four spots left in that league, pm me if you want in.  Also, the H2H draft is A WEEK FROM THIS FREAKING SUNDAY.  We need to get one more team in that league in order to even draft (we're stuck at 11) so if one of you wankers who still have GAF accounts wants to make a post in the baseball thread over there that would be just awesome.  Thanks.

Oh, and also Cajole has such envy over Tommy Hanson and Jason Heyward that I can smell his jealousy from North Carolina.  True story!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 11, 2010, 12:36:16 PM
AUCTION PLZ
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2010, 03:10:28 PM
I sent a few PMs out to cool gaffers, one declined and the other two haven't responded yet.  :\

And hey, Jenrry Mejia looks pretty fucking sick, but the Mets are going to fuck things up by bringing him up too early as a reliever ajskdhlfjksahg
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
Reyes is going to start the season on the DL...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 11, 2010, 04:53:57 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Funny stuff, Jason Heyward by all accounts is going to start the season on our opening day roster.  Good times.

Pollo- while I would be all for an auction league, you gotta convince the rest of the league on it.  Another option would be to start another league where we know from the beginning we'll do an auction instead of a draft.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 11, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Wait a minute, I don't think Yahoo can even do auction leagues.  Discussion over, looks like you gotta suffer Pollo!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2010, 05:09:49 PM
Fatcesa is just ripping the Mets a new asshole for this Reyes debacle.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 11, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
It can dude, it's new this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2010, 11:15:34 PM
I'm glad the Rangers actually have an owner with money this time around. It was pretty pathetic last year.  :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2010, 11:24:32 PM
Join our roto league, GR!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2010, 12:02:29 AM
It can dude, it's new this year.

I just tried to set a league up and didn't see how.  Where is it listed?  What's it under?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 12, 2010, 12:50:22 AM
Commish Tools --> Under Draft Management Table "Change Draft Type"
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2010, 12:52:09 AM
Join our roto league, GR!

It would just end up being another one of those thing that I'm really excited about for a few days and then completely forget.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2010, 02:09:42 AM
Commish Tools --> Under Draft Management Table "Change Draft Type"

Ok, I figured it out.  Now you just have to convince a majority of the league to switch and it's a go.  Oh, and find one other schmuck to sign up for the league.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 02:13:52 AM
A gaffer responded with interest. Lathenar. I told him to join both leagues. I hope he does.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2010, 02:36:12 AM
A gaffer responded with interest. Lathenar. I told him to join both leagues. I hope he does.

I remember him, he's played before.  Competent guy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 12, 2010, 06:21:28 AM
I don't know if I'll be able to make the Sunday draft. I am bringing my laptop and wireless connection with me, though. I will make every attempt.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 12, 2010, 10:24:58 AM
wait, i wasn't fully awake when i sent that first message. anything to make konex suicide is fine by me.

-solrac

There's 1!

Edit: I thought I made a compelling case with bidding ARod up to watch Konex suicide.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Well, Lathenar joined roto, but not H2H. He's getting married on the H2H draft day. Damn it.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2010, 05:46:14 PM
I'm glad the Rangers actually have an owner with money this time around. It was pretty pathetic last year.  :-\

Couldn't have been worse than the Astros.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Join, Himuro!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2010, 06:12:57 PM
I'm glad the Rangers actually have an owner with money this time around. It was pretty pathetic last year.  :-\

Couldn't have been worse than the Astros.

Did the Astros have to accept loans from the league just to meet payroll?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2010, 06:15:11 PM
Join, Himuro!

Link

I'm glad the Rangers actually have an owner with money this time around. It was pretty pathetic last year.  :-\

Couldn't have been worse than the Astros.

Did the Astros have to accept loans from the league just to meet payroll?

:lol

No
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 06:42:05 PM
Triumph, send this motherfucker the info.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2010, 07:01:54 PM
 :(

Quote
29. Ed Wade, Houston Astros
Did you realize that six of eight Astros regulars were 33 or older last year? That five of the six pitchers who got the most starts -- two of whom were Brian Moehler and Mike Hampton -- were 30 or older? And that the team has arguably the worst farm system in baseball? Wade isn't to blame for all of this. But he certainly hasn't done anything about it.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/tim_marchman/03/03/gm.rankings/index.html
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 12, 2010, 09:24:29 PM
Himuro, auction draft, yes?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 13, 2010, 06:00:43 PM
Yes to auction:

pollo, solrac, malek,

Cjuice can i get you on this list?

TA and his republican sensibilities should be for auction as well.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 13, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
whatever. this is just for H2H, right?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 13, 2010, 06:05:50 PM
yea h2h.

For Auction:

pollo, solrac, cj, malek

growing!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 03:01:32 AM
Well, I think we might have a full league tomorrow for roto. I got Sanjuro and Doytch and one of my friends said he'd be in. I think Doytch is down for H2H as well, even though he didn't say explicitly. Didn't bring up the auction idea to him, though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 14, 2010, 03:39:00 AM
As republican I fear and loathe change.

No to auction! More like death panels, amirite?

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 14, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Himuro, auction draft, yes?

Sure.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 14, 2010, 01:16:56 PM
I should make the draft today.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 01:35:18 PM
I should make the draft today.

:rock

Edit: If my friend doesn't join in time, I'm going to punch him in the face the next time I see him.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 14, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
What time is the draft today? I might join if im bored enough.

yea h2h.

For Auction:

pollo, solrac, cj, malek, himumu

TA your lack of free market sensibilities make me question your dedication to the cause.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
4

I'll post in here at 3:30 if he's still not in. Motherfucker doesn't pick up his phone or respond to texts and I only know an email he doesn't even use any more.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 02:41:08 PM
Welp, he says he's out. Join us pollo!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 02:43:58 PM
And pollo, you can't count Himu. He's not even in the H2H league. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. :lol

Edit: Check yr PM/twitter DM, pollo.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 14, 2010, 03:25:21 PM
DRAFT IN 32 MINUTES, BITCHES
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 14, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
GAWDDAMMIT MALEK AND FEDERWANG WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 14, 2010, 10:27:49 PM
I did make it, although I got slowed down by the fact that my grandfather nicked this guy's car when he slipped and fell getting into my car. What a jerk. He knew it was my fantasy draft.

I like my squad, although I would like another power hitter. I am surprised Juice let me draft Wright. He is a true friend.

I will probably pawn off one of my SPs at one point.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 10:29:41 PM
I need to pawn off one or TWO of mine. I think it's due to my friends auto-drafting and not having enough SPs. Trade with one of them like I will.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 14, 2010, 10:32:19 PM
Probably can't make it next week as I'm going to the spring training game.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 14, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
You aren't in the league Himu.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 15, 2010, 09:14:29 AM
Zimmerman's on the block. Looking for pitching and/or OF
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2010, 12:09:39 PM
I will trade you Alfonso Soriano for Zimmerman, straight up. That's a steal - Soriano is going to win the Rolaids Comeback Player of the Year award!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2010, 12:57:00 PM
You aren't in the league Himu.

I know. I was just saying. I was considering it but I'm gonna miss draft anyways.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 15, 2010, 01:58:43 PM
I will trade you Alfonso Soriano for Zimmerman, straight up. That's a steal - Soriano is going to win the Rolaids Comeback Player of the Year award!

Throw in BJ Upton and you got yourself a deal.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2010, 03:21:30 PM
Why would I trade the other half of my SB Crown tandem?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 15, 2010, 05:37:41 PM
Then don't? That's a pretty fair offer.  ::)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2010, 09:12:59 PM
As if you don't think Upton is going to be awesome this year!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 15, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
he wont. He has sbs which i need.

oh and btw, you guys can practice mock auction drafts at Yahoo's mock draft.

For auction:
TA, malek, me, cj, carlos
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2010, 11:06:43 PM
Upton is going to be a beast. Saved so I can mock you later this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2010, 11:11:52 PM
Cliff Lee got ejected from a spring training game today for throwing at the D-backs catcher. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 15, 2010, 11:28:03 PM
Save this too: your team sucks and your ace is Adam Wainwright.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 16, 2010, 12:32:33 AM
he wont. He has sbs which i need.

oh and btw, you guys can practice mock auction drafts at Yahoo's mock draft.

For auction:
TA, malek, me, cj, carlos

uhh didn't TA say no to auctions?

and konex says no. karakand says "if that's what everyone else wants"
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 16, 2010, 01:03:20 AM
I think the best thing to do is create another league for people who actually want to do an auction.  I would be down.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 16, 2010, 01:03:44 AM
I'm starting to lean that way too. I would also be down.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 16, 2010, 01:08:57 AM
I'm starting to lean that way too. I would also be down.

We should get Omar Minaya to join and everyone could put the latino players up for auction first and just bid him up to ridiculous prices.  Good times.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 16, 2010, 07:17:47 AM
ugh i'd be in 5 leagues  :lol

But i'd be down.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 17, 2010, 06:19:41 PM
Pretty shocked that the Nationals just released Elijah Dukes. Some serious shit must have went down in the clubhouse.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 17, 2010, 09:23:23 PM
Cliff Lee got suspended for five games due to throwing at Chris Snyder earlier in the week. :maf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 17, 2010, 10:50:07 PM
Pretty shocked that the Nationals just released Elijah Dukes. Some serious shit must have went down in the clubhouse.

He probably sent somebody a text of his gun again.  YOU DEAD, DAWG.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 17, 2010, 11:36:01 PM
Apparently Jim Bowden tweeted this:

(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__49/ept_sports_mlb_experts-208427513-1268845279.jpg?ymf7p1CD5mzQEkJa)

... but immediately deleted it afterwards.

Stan Kasten and Rizzo both denied that Dukes' release was related to any incident and that none occurred, but then Rizzo goes around and says this: "The clubhouse will be more united," Rizzo said. "We'll have a better feel around the ballclub. We'll gain just by that alone."

... and Dukes' likely replacement, Justin Maxwell, said this:

"I never had any problems with Elijah. But in terms of the team standpoint, I guess there were other things being said and done and some of it was a distraction to us. I think we'll be better for it, and I just wish him luck in the future."

I mean, how does that not sound like you're dumping a guy because a locker room incident? I can't believe they couldn't find any takers for Dukes, considering he'll probably find a spot on the bench of the Yankees or Cardinals in short order. Couldn't the Nats have gotten some shitty prospect or something?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2010, 03:10:58 AM
Say what you will about them, the Stankees are pretty good about not hiring crazy people.  Homosexual-rod doesn't count- he's obviously just a closeted homosexual, not actually crazy.  I mean, when Kyle Farnsworth is barely tolerated I doubt Elijah Dukes is gonna make it on their team.

And I actually kinda buy that there wasn't one specific incident but that everyone is happy he's gone.  It's obvious that he's a kind of crazy thug.

edit- Jesus Federwang, it's time to get rid of the stupid Yanquis filters you set up after they won the WS.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2010, 03:21:54 AM
So what do you think the odds are that at 57 years old, you decide to do an illegal drug (cocaine) for the first time ever in your whole entire life, and it just so happens that you go popped for a random drug test right after that, like Ron Washington claims? :lol

Doesn't look like anything is going to happen to him, though. The Rangers appear to be keeping him on with just a warning not to let it happen again.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 10:30:41 AM
Some reporter asked how a person that does cocaine - recreationally or otherwise - could seriously be allowed to manage Josh Hamilton, a recovering crack addict. Hopefully Washington's habit is done with, but that would be totally depressing if it spread in the locker room.

... as for Dukes, I still don't buy that this wasn't tied to any one incident. He was penciled in as their starting right fielder and we're just two weeks away from Opening Day. The team never gave any indication it was unhappy or thinking about cutting him, and I think I just read some fluff piece about Dukes pulling his life together about a week ago.

At any rate, the rotation is still terrible and save for Nyjer Morgan, it's a pretty bad outfield. It's tough to be a fan, but at least I like the way Rizzo handles the clubhouse versus Bowden. Now I just hope they lock up Dunn before the season starts, or else we are going to have to look for a replacement first baseman next season.

I just hope Zimmerman isn't wasted before the team puts together a good roster.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 19, 2010, 04:39:22 PM
This Chrome extension is awesome.

Courtesy of TA.

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/ahkhhfdoiijgjejlepmlolomilmndoaa
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 19, 2010, 05:17:16 PM
edit- Jesus Federwang, it's time to get rid of the stupid Yanquis filters you set up after they won the WS.

I think it should stay. But I do think WS should be unfiltered.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 19, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Alex Rodriguez World Series Derek Jeter A-Rod Yankees
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2010, 10:52:04 AM
Just a reminder to all of you wankers that the H2H league drafts tomorrow at 4.  Be there.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 20, 2010, 11:28:41 AM
I will be there...

... unless this girl calls me back. Women > H2H league.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2010, 11:58:39 AM
I will be there...

... unless this girl calls me back. Women > H2H league.

Have fun with Jose Reyes!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2010, 03:23:29 PM
I will be there...

... unless this girl calls me back. Women > H2H league.

What a homo.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2010, 08:50:58 PM
I'm thinking I should make a post in the GAF thread for an auction league and see if there's enough interest. I'll let them know that basically if you can't make the draft, you'll be totally fucked.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2010, 09:09:57 PM
See if you get enough takers, I'll set up the league and we'll draft next weekend I guess.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
I said H2H because I'm assuming that's what you prefer, Triumph.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2010, 09:33:15 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 20, 2010, 11:19:23 PM
Well, guys, looks like I'll be on there on time. :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 20, 2010, 11:37:54 PM
More like :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 21, 2010, 03:07:22 PM
gf spitting ether when i showed her the neogaf ad thread.

gf (1:53:03 PM): what the hell will neogaf tell me about my gf riding new cock?
me (1:53:18 PM): lol
me (1:53:24 PM): amazingly useless things
gf (1:53:38 PM): yea i figured
gf (1:54:03 PM): will frankman just tell me to stick my dick into an anime doll?
gf (1:54:12 PM): cause if so
gf (1:54:14 PM): i'm joining
gf (1:54:17 PM): RIGHT NOW!
gf (1:54:24 PM): rutgers email...jigga ballin
gf (1:55:55 PM): i can't stop listening
gf (1:56:04 PM): to this ad
gf (1:56:05 PM): lolol
me (1:58:12 PM): neogaf>u
gf (1:59:14 PM): see i knew it
gf (1:59:20 PM): you love neogaf more than me
gf (1:59:24 PM): well fuck you too
me (1:59:46 PM): lol
me (1:59:47 PM): no
me (1:59:54 PM): *gf name* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>neogaf
gf (2:00:05 PM): me 1:58 pm
(1:58:09 PM):     neogaf>u
gf (2:00:08 PM): fuck you too!
gf went away at 2:00:17 PM.
me (2:00:40 PM): lol wtf
gf (2:00:58 PM): what?!
gf (2:01:00 PM): it's fuckin true
gf (2:01:06 PM): u <3 neogaf
gf (2:01:26 PM): yea...go ahead and cry to them
gf (2:01:36 PM): when your gf finds new dick...
gf (2:01:47 PM): then you dumbasses will be wondering why
me (2:02:08 PM): lol
gf (2:02:23 PM): wtf...because all you guys do is sit in front of your comp jackin off to the shit the next asshole w/ no game says
gf (2:02:45 PM): you've got as much game
gf (2:02:48 PM): as frankman
gf (2:02:54 PM): except you don't fuck anime dolls
gf (2:02:57 PM): you fuck vostro

 :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2010, 03:08:40 PM
I <3 you and your gf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Grecco on March 21, 2010, 06:31:24 PM
We gonna do a Fantasy League again?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2010, 06:51:44 PM
You kinda...missed it. Unless you want to be in an auction league.

And Mauer just signed an 8/184 contract. Wow.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2010, 07:58:13 PM
Worth it, barring some career-threatening injuries. He will probably make that entire number up in ticket revenue alone after his first two years. It's nice to see the Twins lock him down. The last thing I wanted was to see him in pinstripes.

Now, the Nats need to lock up Dunn, which I hear is close. Once we unload Guzman so Desmond can play every day, and if Flores bounces back, that means all we need in the infield is a second baseman. Two corner infielders to replace Dukes' empty spot and the one that will be left by Willingham once he's traded at the deadline. I see the Nats taking a position player in the draft as a result.

... Getting another pitcher will be silly. Zimmerman and Strasburg will be the 1-2 punch come Opening Day 2011, with Lannan and Marquis behind them. They should just sign a good starter in free agency. Storen is the closer of the future, Olsen and Bergmann can settle in the bullpen.

That said, this year, they might be worse than LAST year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 21, 2010, 08:48:09 PM
Went to the Astros/Mets game today.

Game got cancelled, top of the 2nd, due to rain.

Astros were winning 1-0. Bottom of the first inning ended with Astros leading, runners on first and third and they probably would have had another run if not for that fly ball.

So yeah, Astros won. Sorry, Cajole!

Anyways, I was shocked Astros were doing decent at bat, especially without Tejada. I don't feel too good about this season, but whatever.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
I'm heartbroken.

Anyway, some gaffer -- the only one who expressed interest in an auction league -- created his own league on ESPN.com for whatever reason. He sent me an invite and told him I'd join, but you have to make an ESPN.com account and the sign up form looks so annoying; I don't feel like filling that shit out. If Triumph and pollo are definitely in as well then fine, but otherwise I don't know if I want to bother.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 12:33:10 AM
Tejada is pretty crappy now, I think replacing his bat is the least of the Astros' worries. That said, they've always seemed like a team that held together with super glue and Lance Berkman for like the past ten years, so I don't know how they manage to stay relevant but God bless 'em.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 12:38:24 AM
I think Fangraphs might be on the money when they say the Astros are currently the worst organization in baseball. I mean, at least the Royals have Greinke...
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2010, 12:42:37 AM
Tejada is pretty crappy now, I think replacing his bat is the least of the Astros' worries. That said, they've always seemed like a team that held together with super glue and Lance Berkman for like the past ten years, so I don't know how they manage to stay relevant but God bless 'em.

Well, there's interest in selling them.

I just think they need new management. People who are willing to build a team full of young guys.

And I know Tejada's not that great now, but he was the best hitter on the 'Stros. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 12:46:12 AM
I think Fangraphs might be on the money when they say the Astros are currently the worst organization in baseball. I mean, at least the Royals have Greinke...

And Brian Bannister! And, uh... Gil Meche!

I like reading all the Nationals blog comments on the Washington Post, where the fans get enraged about the Lerners not opening up the pocket books for Jermaine Dye, Ben Sheets, etc. It's like some weird crossover effect where they think the "overpaying for washed-up veterans that can't help you if your core team is not very good" tactic from Dan Snyder is the way to go.

I understand Washington fans are a little restless, but in my opinion, the blame should be put on Omar Minaya - not the owners and front-office that are trying to clean up Minaya and Bowden's mess.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 12:51:44 AM
Yeah, makes sense that it takes an organization 6 years to recover from Minaya. :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 12:57:25 AM
Players traded away from the Expos' farm system prior to moving to D.C. courtesy of Omar Minaya:

Jason Bay (2004 Rookie of the Year, All-Star in 2005, 2006, & 2009, Top 25 in MVP Voting 2005 & 2006)
Cliff Lee (2008 AL Cy Young Award, All-Star in 2008, Top 25 in MVP Voting 2008, 4th in AL Cy Young Voting 2005)
Grady Sizemore (All-Star in 2006, 2007, & 2008, Gold Glove in 2007 & 2008, Silver Slugger in 2008, Top 25 in MVP Voting 2005-2008)
Brandon Phillips (Gold Glove in 2008, Top 25 in MVP Voting 2007)
Chris Young (2007 All-Star)

... Wow, thanks a lot Omar! Remember back in 2002 and 2003 when he traded all those young players for Bartolo Colon and Cliff Floyd in some stupid run for the pennant?

Basically, Minaya mortgaged the entire future of the organization for almost a decade.

Then MLB hired Bowden and he made things significantly worse.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 01:00:11 AM
Kazmir for Victor Zambrano was the Colon deal on a smaller scale. I just don't know how highly-touted Lee, Sizemore, and Phillips were at the time of that deal, while Kazmir was the gem of the Mets' system.

Edit: you know what, I always forget Minaya wasn't the one responsible for that Kazmir trade.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 01:02:19 AM
It doesn't matter how valued they were, he traded away the entire farm system. ALL OF IT.

I think when the Nationals finally arrived in D.C., the farm system was made up 40-year-olds and that fat guy that The Rookie is based on.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 01:05:14 AM
:rofl He obviously thought they were gonna get contracted!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
Also, Sizemore, Lee and Phillips were all highly regarded at the time, and were given to Cleveland in ONE TRADE for BARTOLO COLON.

Yes, for BARTOLO COLON.

Also traded away Carl Pavano and Guillermo Mota, apparently.

... Point is, you could make a half-way decent roster of all the players Minaya traded away. Totally ridiculous.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 01:10:17 AM
You're ignoring his invaluable ability to overpay for Hispanic players!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Funny, considering he was trading for Colon, El Duque, etc.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 22, 2010, 01:19:07 AM
You're right. Before he had the Wilpons' money to waste like it was going to Madoff, he had to satiate his hunger for Latin blood with prospects.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
Braves and Mutts on ESPN today, Tommy Hanson vs. Oliver "No Game" Perez.  Braves already up 1-0.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 03:44:51 PM
Braves winning 3-2.  Sadly, Heyward didn't start since Perez is "a tough lefty" or some such bullshit.  Hopefully he comes into the game soon.  Also, I forgot how awful Joe Morgan was/is.  Thanks for the reminder!

Also, Francoeur just doubled Chipper off of first on a flyball.  FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2010, 03:46:29 PM
THE NATURAL

P.S. You see my post about the gaffer that created an ESPN auction league? I don't know if I feel like bothering creating an account, do you?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
I didn't feel like bothering to reply.  I win the lazy contest!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
Damn, owned
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 23, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Braves vs Mutts on ESPN!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 23, 2010, 05:03:06 PM
i keep refreshing the roto players page to see when Heyward's available to be picked up.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 05:05:47 PM
i keep refreshing the roto players page to see when Heyward's available to be picked up.

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, YOU VULTURE
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 02:59:40 PM
CajoleJuice's boyhood hero at it again. (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/24/police-dwight-gooden-arrested-for-driving-impaired-with-child-in-car/)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 03:08:57 PM
Jesus Christ. :\

Once a Met, always a Met. :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 24, 2010, 03:11:13 PM
he was my boyhood hero.

Also Yahoo is distinguished mentally-challenged, add Heyward already.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 03:11:59 PM
The sad thing is, he could have probably been one the greatest pitchers in the game had he not been such a colossal fuck up. I mean, it's amazing to think that he's only in his forties. He could have been pitching all last decade. Almost all his decent stats are prior to the '90s. He wasted two decades.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 03:45:45 PM
Hudson just got done owning the Phils to the tune of about 3 inconsequential hits over six innings, and no runs.  Meanwhile, McCannimal dropped two bombs on JA Happ.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
I find it kind of weird that the only division any of us care about is the NL East :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
And that my team is the only one out of all our rooting interests with a chance to do something this year.

:smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 03:48:41 PM
pollo is a Yankee fan
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 24, 2010, 03:49:36 PM
The Lastros :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 03:54:59 PM
pollo is a Yankee fan

I thought everyone had his Heyward thieving ass on ignore.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 03:57:06 PM
Also- while Joe Morgan is terrible, I find myself yearning for his insightful analysis after having listened to Ravech, Kruk and Bobby V this game.  Valentine seriously sounds deranged.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 04:30:14 PM
Again, it still sounds like the only division any of us care about is the NL East. Do Yankees fans even like baseball ???
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 04:33:18 PM
Well, TA is an Indians fan, dm is a Mariners fan, pollo likes the Kid Rapists, and Himu thinks he's an Asstros fan.  But the three of us that post the most definitely have an NL East centric view of things.  I'll enjoy finishing in front of both of your teams this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2010, 04:47:37 PM
Again, it still sounds like the only division any of us care about is the NL East. Do Yankees fans even like baseball ???

Mariners, baby. I haven't been posting because:

1) I don't do fantasy sports.
2) The season hasn't started.
3) The lack of other AL West fans makes it difficult for my posts to have much traction.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 04:49:42 PM
Phillies 92-70
Braves 85-77
Marlins 78-84
Mets 78-84
Nationals 73-89
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 04:55:39 PM
Mets are going to be in the cellar when we call up Strasburg and Storen, and trade off Guzman so Desmond can take shortstop full-time.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
When do you think those two get called up?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2010, 05:04:29 PM
Phillies 92-70
Braves 85-77
Marlins 78-84
Mets 78-84
Nationals 73-89

That's an awfully generous season prediction for the Nats.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
Don't worry, I know the real deal.

Braves 142-20
Phillies 80-82
Marlins 72-90
Nationals 68-94
Mets 1-151 (10 games away from the end of the season they'll get contracted, putting us all out of our longstanding misery)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 05:15:18 PM
Phillies 92-70
Braves 85-77
Marlins 78-84
Mets 78-84
Nationals 73-89

That's an awfully generous season prediction for the Nats.

Both BP and CHONE actually have them winning 74 using the depth chart method.

http://baseballprospectus.com/fantasy/dc/
http://www.baseballprojection.com/2010/standings2010.htm
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 05:21:55 PM
Over/under for days on DL for Johan Santana after his elbow 'asplodes:  120

Over/under for how long it takes Strasburg's arm to fall off in minors:  3 starts
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 05:28:24 PM
I like how you keep joking about Santana when you have Hudson on your staff.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 24, 2010, 05:37:14 PM
Braves don't have Ollie, Big Game Pelf, Maine and Niese as their 2,3,4,5  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
When do you think those two get called up?

Strasburg and Storen get called up in June, which is probably when Wang joins the rotation. Zimmermann also gets called up in August. Their pitching will be stabilized as a result after the All-Star break.

... if they can ship out Desmond, I like their infield, with the exception of Adam Kennedy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 06:02:04 PM
I like how you keep joking about Santana when you have Hudson on your staff.

Hudson has already had his TJ surgery, and in recent years guys have come back really well from that.  Look at Peter Moylan having over 80 relief appearances last year in his first year back, etc etc.  Hudson has looked sharp all spring, too, including today when he pitched six scoreless innings against a team with a far better offense than the Mutts.  Hudson will be just fine. 

Lowe is the real question mark.  If he continues to suck we probably don't end up contending.  Then of course there's our lineup, which is held together with training tape and spit.  Lots of questions around Glaus and Chipper, and McClouth has looked atrocious all spring.  We could either contend for the division or finish third at barely above .500.  Who knows?  At least we're not like the Mets, where there's no hope for this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 26, 2010, 04:55:18 PM
...and it's official:  Braves' opening day RF is Jason Heyward.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 26, 2010, 05:46:02 PM
lol

Means the Yankees get him one year earlier!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 26, 2010, 05:47:17 PM
Can't wait to see him in pinstripes :hyper
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 26, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
I'm jabbing needles into my Santana voodoo doll's elbow right now, Cajole.  Feels good, man.  Feels good.

Also dropping rocks on the Strasburg voodoo doll's head.  Figure I could get the last piece of Skylab to kill him.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 26, 2010, 05:49:32 PM
Looks like Desmond will be the Nats opening day starter at short, but his leash is short.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 28, 2010, 09:25:50 PM
I'm going to bid up Heyward  :heart
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
I'm going to bid up Heyward  :heart

Enjoy overpaying for a guy that isn't gonna hit more than probably 15 homers this year!

I will bid up all the Stankees.  ALL OF THEM.  Although since they're yanquis they'll be going for too much anyway.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 28, 2010, 10:18:00 PM
I'M SO READY FOR THIS SHIT
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 03:17:08 AM
ATTENTION EB FANTASY SPORTS WANKERS

IT IS HENCEFORTH DECREED BY YOUR HUMBLE FANTASY LEAGUE COMMISSIONER THAT ALL FUTURE FANTASY LEAGUES WILL BE AUCTION DRAFTS.  ALL OF THEM!

ANY COMPLAINTS SHALL FALL UPON DEAF EARS AND INDEED, SHALL RESULT IN REPEATED BEATINGS UNTIL MORALE APPROVES.

END TRANSMISSION.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 29, 2010, 03:18:51 AM
Auction drafts are the Wii of fantasy gaming.


Just a fad.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 29, 2010, 03:21:01 AM
Auction drafts are the Wii of fantasy gaming.


Just a fad.



It would have to become the most popular way to draft first, which it unfortunately isn't. God, it was so awesome.

Phil Hughes $7 :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 03:23:20 AM
Auction drafts are the Wii of fantasy gaming.


Just a fad.



It would have to become the most popular way to draft first, which it unfortunately isn't. God, it was so awesome.

Phil Hughes $7 :rofl

pollo getting John Maine as his first pick  :lol

me getting stuck with Santana and Rivera  :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 10:13:48 AM
Mo at 20 bucks and no one budging  :lol

Triumph pulling the trigger for Heyward  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 10:44:13 AM
Whatever.  You said there were like seven Yankee fans in the league!  No one acted like it if you weren't prepared to go over $20 on Rivera.  Bunch of pussies.

Also, $10 for Heyward isn't that bad, he went for like $15 in the mock draft I did beforehand.  And no, I stopped bidding on him after he hit $12 in that particular draft.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
How much did Strasburg go for? EIGHTY DOLLARS? I'd pay a cool mint.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 10:49:08 AM
...nobody nominated Strasburg, lolz.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 10:49:53 AM
 :maf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 10:51:30 AM
That's the thing about auction- you can totally end up with good players WAY later in the draft.  He's not gonna win a Cy Young or anything, but for example AJ Burnett was just kind of forgotten about until almost the end of the draft when everybody was all broke and shit.  Aaron Harang too.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Also, if you play it too cheap you'll end up with a team that sucks:

1.     (1)     Phil Hughes     $7
2.    (14)    J.A. Happ    $7
3.    (38)    Garrett Jones    $6
4.    (62)    Nick Markakis    $21
5.    (70)    Denard Span    $14
6.    (77)    Derrek Lee    $20
7.    (86)    Franklin Gutiérrez    $6
8.    (88)    Brandon Phillips    $18
9.    (97)    Jonathan Broxton    $15
10.    (98)    Josh Hamilton    $11
11.    (103)    Gordon Beckham    $11
12.    (107)    Nelson Cruz    $14
13.    (110)    Asdrubal Cabrera    $13
14.    (123)    Chris Coghlan    $9
15.    (124)    Matt Wieters    $7
16.    (133)    Gavin Floyd    $10
17.    (146)    Rafael Soriano    $9
18.    (147)    Carlos Peña    $13
19.    (158)    Jake Peavy    $19
20.    (159)    Carlos González    $6
21.    (170)    Francisco Cordero    $24

as opposed to a team that's top heavy

1.     (2)     Chase Utley     $40
2.    (5)    Álex Rodríguez    $45
3.    (7)    Tim Lincecum    $47
4.    (13)    Jorge Posada    $5
5.    (30)    Joakim Soria    $14
6.    (34)    Justin Morneau    $22
7.    (42)    Andre Ethier    $18
8.    (54)    Jason Bartlett    $12
9.    (66)    John Lackey    $15
10.    (78)    Ryan Ludwick    $12
11.    (105)    Edwin Jackson    $10
12.    (117)    Jay Bruce    $9
13.    (174)    Ken Griffey Jr.    $1
14.    (178)    Miguel Tejada    $2
15.    (186)    Kevin Correia    $2
16.    (196)    Hiroki Kuroda    $1
17.    (217)    Alfredo Aceves    $1
18.    (224)    Vladimir Guerrero    $1
19.    (231)    Ryan Doumit    $1
20.    (236)    Vernon Wells    $1
21.    (241)    Alex Gordon    $1

I'd rather have the second team than the first.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 11:01:00 AM
I kind of like my team, even though my first two picks were cases of me bidding up picks I didn't want and getting stuck with them.

1.     (24)     Johan Santana     $22
2.    (36)    Mariano Rivera    $20
3.    (50)    Robinson Canó    $20
4.    (58)    Tommy Hanson    $20
5.    (65)    Kendry Morales    $25
6.    (90)    Jason Heyward    $10
7.    (104)    José López    $7
8.    (122)    Andrew Bailey    $13
9.    (127)    Adam Dunn    $19
10.    (132)    Yunel Escobar    $12
11.    (134)    Brian Wilson    $12
12.    (141)    Jered Weaver    $9
13.    (142)    Nate McLouth    $7
14.    (144)    Jason Kubel    $9
15.    (145)    Francisco Rodríguez    $7
16.    (152)    Miguel Montero    $8
17.    (153)    Elvis Andrus    $10
18.    (169)    Rick Porcello    $3
19.    (188)    Chipper Jones    $8
20.    (202)    Bronson Arroyo    $1
21.    (203)    Tim Hudson    $18

Actually, now that I think about it, I got stuck with Santana, Rivera, Jose Lopez, K-rod and Elvis Andrus all by trying to bid them up.  Kind of with Bronson Arroyo, too but I'll take him for a dollar.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 29, 2010, 11:06:23 AM
I guess my draft turned out OK -- definitely top heavy.

1.   (29)   Prince Fielder   $38
2.   (35)   Troy Tulowitzki   $31
3.   (41)   Dustin Pedroia   $22
4.   (44)   Jacoby Ellsbury   $25
5.   (53)   Roy Halladay   $35
6.   (120)   Matt Garza   $11
7.   (130)   Scott Baker   $8
8.   (136)   Heath Bell   $10
9.   (137)   Michael Young   $15
10.   (148)   Carlos Mármol   $7
11.   (162)   Ben Sheets   $6
12.   (165)   Michael Cuddyer   $5
13.   (171)   Carlos Zambrano   $6
14.   (175)   Mike Napoli   $2
15.   (177)   Brad Hawpe   $5
16.   (180)   Jorge De La Rosa   $4
17.   (181)   Mark Buehrle   $4
18.   (189)   Jorge Cantú    $4
19.   (190)   Justin Duchscherer   $3
20.   (192)   Max Scherzer   $5
21.   (213)   Rich Harden   $1
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 11:09:02 AM
Your OF is laughably bad, Cajole.  Ellsbury?  Srsly?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 11:10:56 AM
Cuddyer and Hawpe will be pretty good. The latter is totally streaky. Ellsbury is in a Boston lineup, so I'm sure he'll turn out just fine.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 29, 2010, 11:13:16 AM
I thought maybe I overpaid for Ellsbury for a few dollars, but I didn't have to worry about steals after that, really. And I made a point to wait extremely long to get the rest of my OF, because I agree with Will, they could easily combine for 55 HR and 190 RBI and .280 AVG. :shrug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 11:16:47 AM
I'd actually take the over on those home runs.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 11:18:10 AM
1.     (10)     John Maine     $1
2.    (52)    Ian Kinsler    $27
3.    (71)    Jimmy Rollins    $20
4.    (73)    Adrián González    $26
5.    (76)    Víctor Martínez    $23
6.    (87)    Jair Jurrjens    $12
7.    (89)    Jayson Werth    $22
8.    (101)    Adam Lind    $20
9.    (108)    Josh Beckett    $18
10.    (111)    Ryan Zimmerman    $24
11.    (116)    Ricky Nolasco    $16
12.    (121)    Matt Cain    $20
13.    (140)    Raúl Ibañez    $10
14.    (154)    Lance Berkman    $7
15.    (187)    Brian Fuentes    $3
16.    (194)    Huston Street    $2
17.    (200)    Carlos Beltrán    $3
18.    (207)    Leo Núñez    $2
19.    (218)    Jonathan Sánchez    $2
20.    (221)    Frank Francisco    $1
21.    (228)    Johnny Cueto    $1

Maine has been dropped as of today, 9:30 AM Eastern Standard Time  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 29, 2010, 11:20:20 AM
I'm still kinda shocked no one bet after I put down $35 for Halladay. Somehow Carpenter went for $37 after that. That was due to a computer drafting, right?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 11:26:04 AM
Yea, computer bid up Carpenter to 37
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 11:29:25 AM
pollo's infield is pretty awesome, but that outfield is kind of dicey. Ibanez is 37-years-old. Beltran and Werth are in their early-to-mid thirties and extremely injury-prone. Lind is a stud, but it would have been nice if you drafted someone else who wasn't ancient or an injury risk.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Pollo's pitching is also kind of dicey.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 11:36:19 AM
Pitching is always dicey. Investing too much in pitching, outside of the top five, is stupid - and even then it doesn't pan out ALL THE TIME. I've been playing fantasy baseball forever, and the easiest way to end up with a team that sucks is spend a lot or draft high on pitching.

Total crapshoot. Arms burn out, injuries happen, etc.

Also, by the end of the season, we'll be talking about ten to fifteen kids nobody even mentioned in the beginning of the year that you can claim off waivers. ERAs are so bad in the first half that you can usually wait it out for the waiver fodder to kick in.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 11:37:48 AM
I'm happy with my outfield, it's my pitching that I'm worried about.

I had to overpay for Cain after I was outbid for Josh Johnson. I'm not happy about that.

Still, I like what Nolasco's been doing in spring, he should be this year's Josh Johnson if all goes well.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2010, 11:40:25 AM
Juice tells me you ruined the draft by informing people that Guzman lost his starting gig to ROOKIE OF THE YEAR candidate, Ian Desmond. Way to go jerk!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 11:43:07 AM
But seriously, the NFL league this year will certainly be an auction league.  SO MUCH FUN.  Only thing is that it takes way longer than a normal draft.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 29, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Yeah, that was awesome starting it at 9:30 PM.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 12:00:42 PM
Yea, yea complete oversight on my part. Unlike you shut ins, it was the only way I could guarantee that almost everyone show up.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 29, 2010, 12:05:00 PM
Juice tells me you ruined the draft by informing people that Guzman lost his starting gig to ROOKIE OF THE YEAR candidate, Ian Desmond. Way to go jerk!

Unlike imaginary people that *might* exist in real life, the people in this draft were people I interact with somewhat on the regular. So, ya know, I had to tone down douchebag mode a lil bit. But if this was Sanjuro I would have definitely bid up every Red Sock as much as I could.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2010, 03:54:15 PM
Watching St Louis vs Min
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 04:08:29 AM
This whole Dodgers divorce hilarity makes me glad I was raised to hate that team.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
They had an emergency hearing today because the bitch is running out of money and wants her $1 million a month. She spends $43k a month on make-up and owns something like 7 houses and one is only used for laundry.

The plus side to this is that due to this stupidity the team has been passing up signing some players, which means they will suck this year and the LA thug fans will jump on the Angels bandwagon.

You can write the Dodgers out of the NL West this year :D
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 30, 2010, 10:56:26 PM
Triumph i'm down for another league- i'm sure i could garner enough interest from the people in the current league as well. Make it a points league though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 30, 2010, 11:18:22 PM
Ok, what the fuck is a points league?

*looks it up*

Meh, fuck that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2010, 11:46:14 PM
Points?

:lol

No thanks.  Roto or H2H 5 cat only please, points are ghey in beisbol.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 30, 2010, 11:46:53 PM
Thank you, sir.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 11:16:25 AM
Fine, no points. But I want to make it interesting other than just standard Roto/H2H....NL only?

Would make the auction even more amazing. I'm thinking Ryan Howard goes for about 80 bucks
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 11:26:15 AM
Have you ever done a draft with just one league?  Trust me, it sounds way more interesting than it ends up being.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 11:37:04 AM
fine...expanded rosters then? like add C, 2 more OF spots and a 2b/ss spot and another util?

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
I did NL-only once, it was horrible. You end up picking up all kinds of shitty players off waivers by the end of the season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 11:40:38 AM
fine...expanded rosters then? like add C, 2 more OF spots and a 2b/ss spot and another util?

Remember how long the last draft lasted WITHOUT expanded rosters?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 11:48:06 AM
we could balance it out by having less bench spots
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 12:01:51 PM
we could balance it out by having less bench spots

Yeah, a league that forces me to have shittier position players and denies me my coveted pitching bench spots for more starters?  Pass.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 03:48:51 PM
ugh what do you suggest then.

There's gotta be some way we keep this interesting other than just standard 5x5 h2h or roto.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2010, 03:52:39 PM
Money.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Fantasy baseball in and of itself is interesting to me; adding the wrinkle of an auction draft is just icing on the cake.  No need to change the flavor of the cake, so to speak.

I couldn't do a lot of money right now- maybe $20 or so.  About to move in a month and that costs a shit ton of money.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 05:26:52 PM
aiight cool i'm down with a money league auction style.

20 bucks is fine.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
I wouldn't want to do much either haha, I just threw it out there. $20, winner takes all? How would we do this?

I can't believe I might have four teams, jesus christ.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2010, 05:33:34 PM
This money system was set up to discourage dirty poors such as myself from participating in fantasy leagues, and spare Triumph the shame of being annihilated by the Home School Boy Wonder once again, next NFL season

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 05:38:15 PM
:lol @ Maurice

$20 and I think we should have a break down like so

Winner gets 50% of the pot
runner up gets 25%
3rd and 4th split the rest

That way if we have 12 people at 20 each it breaks down to

Winner gets $120
Second gets $60
3rd and 4th each get $30
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 05:39:26 PM
Thera, put that census money to good use.

You guys could paypal me cash, i'll keep it in my account. probably have a 20% 80% split to second and first.

or what triumph said.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
I would be fine with paypalling you the cash.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on March 31, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
Let's see if we can garner enough interest first. I had one friend interested in doing it...if we could get at least 10 i think this could be a go.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 01, 2010, 08:53:19 AM
I have two friends that are willing to do it. So that puts us at 5 so far.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 01, 2010, 02:31:52 PM
I don't think I have the time. Stupid law exams.

How much money are we talking about?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2010, 03:59:43 PM
Twenty AMERICAN dollars.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 01, 2010, 04:02:11 PM
$20.23 Kanadean
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2010, 04:33:07 PM
More news in the "God hates the Mets and you should too" category:  Daniel Murphy is out for up to six weeks and Reyes will start the season on the DL, just like God and I wanted.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 01, 2010, 04:45:29 PM
That opening day lineup is gonna be awesome.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 01, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
Daniel Murphy being injured before the season is a bad thing?

Really?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 01, 2010, 05:00:29 PM
He led the team in HR last year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2010, 05:22:19 PM
Daniel Murphy being injured before the season is a bad thing?

Really?

Well, for most teams no, it would be awesome.  But then when you're the Mets I guess you have to ask the question "who do we have to play 1b until he gets healthy" so there you go.

Also, how long until Jason Bay goes down for the season do you think?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 01, 2010, 05:38:39 PM
For some reason I though Jacobs had put up better stats than Murphy last year.

And Bay will be good this year. I think next year is the year he absolutely collapses.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
THIS SUNDAY :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2010, 06:06:40 PM
I'm gonna try and watch the Mariners season opener Tuesday morning in Tokyo... I'm sure I'll find a place airing it.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2010, 06:17:15 PM
Got awesome tickets for the Nationals/Phillies game on April 8th. I was hoping they would make Marquis the Opening Day starter, so I could see the best pitcher on the staff - John Lannan - throw off the mound. But, alas, Lannan has been named the Opening Day starter, so I'm stuck with Marquis. Here's hoping the Nats can score more than the 5-run deficit Marquis will lob over the plate.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 06:21:39 PM
Only game I'm going to this year is Giants at Padres on September 12th. Can't wait though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2010, 06:23:34 PM
Oh wait, that's the third game in the series. That means I'm stuck with Livan Hernandez or Craig Stammen. WATCH OUT NOW.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
FUCK LIVAN HERNANDEZ!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2010, 06:28:26 PM
He apparently showed up to camp in shape, was a long shot to make the rotation and beat out all the young kids. He absolutely handled the Yankees' lineup the other week. If he can chew up innings until Strasburg, Wang and Zimmermann are ready, I'm all for it.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2010, 06:31:43 PM
Man, Livan Hernandez.  Must suck to not have a solid rotation 1-5.  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
This was all Livan Hernandez' fault. Fucking idiot:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgKwLVh1OXI[/youtube]

Dusty started Hernandez and he gave up every single run the Angels got in that game. Then he put in Rueter, who didn't give up a single run. If he started Rueter instead of that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Hernandez, the Giants would've won.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 02, 2010, 03:33:17 AM
I'm so glad Time Warner here added MLB HD this year.

It's funny they give you MLB HD and NBA HD, but charge extra for NHL and don't even carry the NFL Network. 
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 03, 2010, 09:18:34 PM
Well Spring Training is about over.

Angels did alright.

Dodgers sucked ass :rock

The Giants made the Cactus League their bitch and fucking rocked it :rock

With Lincecum on the mound and DeRosa on cleanup the NL West is sealed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 04, 2010, 08:53:20 AM
Only 12 more hours to go :hyper
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2010, 09:18:21 PM
BASEBALLLLLLLLLLL
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 09:20:42 PM
This isn't baseball, it's some asshole at ESPN's wet dream that we'll be subjected to about 30 times this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2010, 11:32:05 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/214e7n8.gif)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 11:38:21 PM
wtf?  :lol

Also, mega lulz @ the notion that this turd of an AL game could possibly end by 11.  Stoopit ESPN broadcasts + AL East game = 4 hours plus.  Every time I think I'm coming around on adding the DH to the NL I sit through an AL game and remember why it sucks.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 05, 2010, 01:04:20 AM
Suck it Yanks.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 05:34:17 PM
OMFG HEYWARD FIRST AB HR

YESSSS

YESSSS FUCK YESSSS
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 06:05:21 PM
Not impressed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 07:16:09 PM
Hey, how'd the Nationals do today again?

11-5 now.

edit:  spoke too soon, 12-5 lolz.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 07:23:24 PM
We're just lulling the Phillies into a false sense of security so we can sweep the series. They think they're so good, but they're in for a surprise when JASON MARQUIS and LIVAN HERNANDEZ take the mound!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
[close]
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 07:49:49 PM
Line on Heyward for the day:  2 for 5, 2 R, 1 HR, 4 RBI.

Your friends who laughed at me for bidding $10 on him are singing a different tune now Pollo.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 05, 2010, 07:58:02 PM
David Wright :heartbeat
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 08:00:09 PM
He better slow down, he's already got 1/10th of his hr allotment on opening day!

Also, the Braves just got done curb stomping the Cubs 16-5 and the game took less than 3 hours.  Just sayin!

:piss AL baseball :piss2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
Yeah, even the Phillies brutal beating of the Nationals' bullpen took just three hours. I'm with you on this one.

There were some positives from the game. Neyjer Morgan is legit and Riggleman is going to pay for his roster blunders. The two young guys (English and Burnett) that barely made the roster deserve to be there, and Bergmann (who should have been released) is going to pitch himself out of a job. Also, why they put Storen in the minors when it's obvious that Bruney and Capps are not the answer is beyond me. If it was just a money decision, by trying to delay his free agency, then that's kind of lame.

Call up Storen and Olsen. Cut Bergmann and Mock.

Also, Pudge is not going to last past the All-Star break if Jesus Flores' rehab doesn't get sped up. And Willie Harris is an awful RF.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 05, 2010, 11:08:10 PM
Giants almost shut out Houston if not for a ninth inning rally.

Lincecum :rock

DeRosa :rock

Dodgers got assfucked by the Pirates. You take Manny off the roids and the team is the Clippers of LA baseball :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 06, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Triumph, guess who I nabbed off waivers in our roto league  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 06, 2010, 10:32:21 AM
Which is utter fucking bullshit- how the hell are you higher than me on the waiver wire when I haven't made ONE pick up yet and you've made four?  Die in a fire, pollo.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 06, 2010, 01:06:49 PM
Yeah, I don't get the waiver ranking either.

But lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 07, 2010, 09:27:47 AM
Giants almost shut out Houston if not for a ninth inning rally.

Lincecum :rock

DeRosa :rock

:(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
Ian Desmond :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 09:36:07 PM
Ian Desmond, again :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 09:39:31 PM
:gloomy Jason Marquis :gloomy

WHEN CAN WE CALL UP STRASBURG?!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 07, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Giants swept Houston. That new kid in Atlanta is next.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 10:51:28 PM
To be fair, the Astros are pretty awful. The Braves are pretty decent.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 07, 2010, 10:55:21 PM
Don't count your chickens, Manabyte. My Lastros are among the worst in the league! The Giants will have to try harder than that to defeat the Braves. :smug

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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 11:05:14 PM
I'm all ready for the Nats/Phillies game tomorrow:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs428.ash1/23673_379954699818_820364818_3575437_6851346_n.jpg)

Going to see Ian Desmond in person! He's got a homer, a double and 2 RBIs tonight! Woo!

... We are still losing. :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 11:14:52 PM
The Nationals' embarrassing situation with Phillies fans running amok at Nationals Park on Opening Day is the featured story on Yahoo (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-Phillies-fan-invasion-was-orchestrated-by-th?urn=mlb,232653). :lol

I cannot tell you how upset local fans are; this was also one of the featured stories over at The Washington Post. Apparently quite a few season ticket holders are calling it quits after this incident.

I don't know if Kasten can hold out Strasburg for much longer, unless he wants to completely chase off the fanbase.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 11:22:00 PM
The Nats blogosphere is upset

Quote from: Nats Triple Play
I've seen a lot of embarrassing things on and off the field over six years of Nats fandom, but I was never embarrassed to be a fan of this franchise until today.

Quote from: Nationals Inquisition
What took place at Nationals Park this afternoon has to be absolutely insulting and infuriating to what is left of the Washington Nationals fan base. I have never seen a team go to such lengths to completely alienate its own fan base.

Quote from: Nationals Enquirer
Opening Day 2010 goes in the books as one of the low points in the brief history of the Washington Nationals.

Philly fans ruin everything. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2010, 11:45:12 PM
2 down, 160 to go bitches.  Larry Jr. with the BOMBZALDROPPEN tonight.  :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 08, 2010, 03:23:04 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-nCmN_Ovk[/youtube]
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2010, 03:29:10 PM
How gay?  SO GAY.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 08, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
I'm just glad Wright didn't take his shirt off as well. That would have been Rocky III level of gay.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 08, 2010, 04:55:51 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 08, 2010, 10:00:39 PM
The Nationals' embarrassing situation with Phillies fans running amok at Nationals Park on Opening Day is the featured story on Yahoo (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-Phillies-fan-invasion-was-orchestrated-by-th?urn=mlb,232653). :lol

I cannot tell you how upset local fans are; this was also one of the featured stories over at The Washington Post. Apparently quite a few season ticket holders are calling it quits after this incident.

I don't know if Kasten can hold out Strasburg for much longer, unless he wants to completely chase off the fanbase.

I heard about this on the ESPN Radio this morning. The worst part is that the Nats ticket reps actually called Phillies fans to beg them to buy the tickets. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 08, 2010, 10:49:20 PM
Yeah, pretty ridiculous.

Just came back from Nationals Park, and I've been to half of the parks in the major league - and nobody touches Nationals Park in terms of food. Say what you want about the team, but at least you can buy good food, overpriced beer and play video games for free.

Had so much fun, the last inning was a duel between Nats and Phillies fans. So glad we got the win. The top of that order is legit, but man does the team need an answer in RF and 2B (sorry, Adam Kennedy is not cutting it). Not to mention half the rotation is pitching themselves out of a job, which makes the transition to Storen, Strasburg, Olsen, Detwiler (the other draft pick people forgot!), Zimmermann and Wang all that easier to deal with.

EDIT: Guzman spelled Desmond today, which was kind of a bummer for me. But I got to see Dezy pinch hit and he almost sent in another run, if it wasn't for an amazing play by Jimmy Rollins.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 02:38:04 AM
Nothing touches the garlic fries at AT&T Park. It's really the only thing I miss about the Bay Area.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 03:48:53 AM
2010 is really going to test the bandwagon jumping poser fans in LA. The Lakers suck, the Dodgers suck, and the Angels are sucking. Not even the 1st anniversary of Adenharts death could rally the Angels to a win since they traded off their big guns and Hunter is left trying to carry the team. Will there be a rush of Hockey posers while the Kings are in the playoffs? Well the local "Lids" stores are stocked up with Kings 59/50 caps in all the popular thug styles.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Rman on April 09, 2010, 04:10:35 AM
Um, the Lakers are tops in the Western Conference.  I don't see the Dodgers and Angels getting anywhere deep in the postseason, however.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 04:18:13 AM
It's generally accepted that the Lakers will be wiped out early in the playoffs since they're playing like old men this year. It's nowhere like last year.

Neither LA team won't even make it to the wildcard.

Again, the Kings are the best thing going for LA sports this year. The Ducks are fucking embarrasing.

It's sad that people are looking forward to the Angels-As series in Anaheim to see the As play.

And the Dodgers need to get Manny back on the roids. They won tonight out of dumb luck.   
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 09, 2010, 05:12:26 AM
M's  :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2010, 12:15:21 PM
I'm just glad Wright didn't take his shirt off as well. That would have been Rocky III level of gay.

Harder, David, harder. teehee
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 08:16:52 PM
4-2 Braves over Giants.

9th inning.

Renteria knocks one out and ties it. 4-4 bottom of the ninth!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 09, 2010, 08:18:32 PM
It's Braves vs. Giants.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 08:20:52 PM
Mockenstein is on the mound, Juice. Lannan tomorrow. Livo versus Santana on Sunday. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 08:31:31 PM
It's Braves vs. Giants.

I know I'm listening to it. Just had no sleep in 24 hours :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 08:40:20 PM
:bow Desmond :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 09, 2010, 08:45:29 PM
:bow Francoeur :bow2

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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
I can't wait to quote that post when he whiffs with RISP or something stupid.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 09, 2010, 08:59:58 PM
Should I have already quoted your post when that Pelfrey line drive ate up Desmond?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 09:05:20 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Robo on April 09, 2010, 09:08:28 PM
Just got back from Orioles' opening day.  Would've fallen asleep if it weren't so goddamn windy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 09:11:44 PM
Yeah, I'm so glad the weather was beautiful at Nationals Park yesterday. You should come on down, RoboJ. I think I'm going to the Brewers/Nats game next Friday or Saturday.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Robo on April 09, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
I have a difficult time sitting through baseball games.  I only went because a friend of mine made the proposition to me while I was obscenely intoxicated and I of course thought it was a brilliant idea at the time.  People shouldn't be allowed to do stuff like that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 09, 2010, 09:38:41 PM
Giants beat the Braves 5-4 in the 13th!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2010, 09:49:25 PM
Rangers starting pitcher this afternoon is a 30-year old dude who just spent two seasons in Japan.  :-\

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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 09, 2010, 11:08:09 PM
:piss Desmond :piss2
.

:P
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2010, 11:41:57 PM
Did they score it an error?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2010, 04:14:36 AM
*checks standings*
Tigers are 3-1 :smug

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 10, 2010, 11:56:44 AM
The Nationals have the same record as the Red Sox. :smug

Juice, you have to admit, Desmond is pretty good for a rookie shortstop - at least when he's up to bat. Kid needs to practice his glove work, though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2010, 02:38:36 PM
I ADMIT NOTHING
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2010, 03:01:22 PM
Desmond :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 10, 2010, 03:23:56 PM
Desmond is 1-for-2 and has a run.

Perez :rolf :rofl :rolf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2010, 03:28:57 PM
lol Mets are losing 5-0 to the Nats
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
And it was Johan Santana vs. Livan Hernandez
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2010, 03:47:41 PM
I WANT BASEBALL but all ESPN is playing is fucking bowling.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2010, 03:53:57 PM
You want to watch Halladay totally embarrass the Astros?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2010, 04:45:41 PM
Yes
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2010, 04:50:53 PM
I WANT BASEBALL but all ESPN is playing is fucking bowling.

:bow Fox Sports :bow2

I can't wait to see Fransisco blow another save. Two blown saves in five games, ya'll. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2010, 05:07:51 PM
I WANT BASEBALL but all ESPN is playing is fucking bowling.

:bow Fox Sports :bow2

I can't wait to see Fransisco blow another save. Two blown saves in five games, ya'll. :rock

:bow Sun sports :bow2

Yankees vs Rays
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2010, 05:11:39 PM
I WANT BASEBALL but all ESPN is playing is fucking bowling.

:bow Fox Sports :bow2

I can't wait to see Fransisco blow another save. Two blown saves in five games, ya'll. :rock

Feliz is now the temp closer.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2010, 05:18:23 PM
Nationals win the series against the Mets. Livo power!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
Strasburg won his first game.

5 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 8 K

... It will be sweet when the front office calls him and Storen up, and when Wang, Zimmermann and Detwiler return from injuries. We might be able to beat other teams - and not just the Mets!

It'll be interesting to see who from the current rotation keeps their job. Olsen is a quality pitcher, as is Lannan. Marquis and Hernandez are veterans, but totally inconsistent pitchers best used as spot starters. I imagine one of the four SPs that will make the roster will be sent to the bullpen, and that someone else will be traded to make room.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2010, 05:32:21 PM
Further Mets ether:

The last time the Nationals were not in last place was April 9, 2008. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 11, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
In honor of the above stat, I feel this is the right time for the first posting of this classic:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/MrMet.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2010, 06:15:43 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/adamacry.gif)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2010, 07:11:01 PM
I WANT BASEBALL but all ESPN is playing is fucking bowling.

:bow Fox Sports :bow2

I can't wait to see Fransisco blow another save. Two blown saves in five games, ya'll. :rock

Feliz is now the temp closer.

Didn't need him today, 9-2 yeah! Ranger's starting pitching has been great so far, and finally they seem to be getting the bats going. Everything would be rolling along great if Fransisco could get his head on straight.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 12, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
National League Championship will be between the Phillies and Giants this year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
Jason Marquis earning his paycheck!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 05:25:35 PM
Riggleman tossed!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 05:28:44 PM
I'm proud of Riggleman. Those umps gave Philly two free runs. What horse shit.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2010, 05:39:10 PM
Hey, Wilco, did you see this? :lol

Quote
"Strasburg update: Between innings, he fixed a fan's carburetor on a '67 Buick & helped a woman give birth''

-- EricStangel, head writer/executive producer Eric Stangel of the "David Letterman Show,'' on the professional debut of last year's first-round baseball pick Steven Strasburg of the Washington Nationals. He pitched for Double-A Harrisburg at Altoon (Pa.) Sunday afternoon.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2010, 05:41:24 PM
Target Field looks pretty nice.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
Hey, Wilco, did you see this? :lol

Quote
"Strasburg update: Between innings, he fixed a fan's carburetor on a '67 Buick & helped a woman give birth''

-- EricStangel, head writer/executive producer Eric Stangel of the "David Letterman Show,'' on the professional debut of last year's first-round baseball pick Steven Strasburg of the Washington Nationals. He pitched for Double-A Harrisburg at Altoon (Pa.) Sunday afternoon.


:rofl

Joe West and his officiating crew threw this game. I didn't expect us to win it, but we were ahead and these guys absolutely let the Phillies pile it on. If you're not going to call any of Marquis' strikes, then why don't you just put a pitching machine on the mound.

EDIT: This is made even funnier by the fact that West was the fat fuck complaining about the length of games. Maybe if your crew learned how to call strikes, the games wouldn't be so long. Just a though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:06:30 PM
Yeah, the view from Target Field is pretty awesome. Reminds me of the Camden Yards skyline.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2010, 06:15:14 PM
You really need to stop complaining about TEH BIASED UMPS. They just suck.

(http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfx/zoneplot.php?pitchSel=all&sp_type=1&game=gid_2010_04_12_wasmlb_phimlb_1/&s_type=7)

Looks like the Nats got quite a bit out of the strike zone.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:27:35 PM
It obviously wasn't just me, considering Riggleman got ejected for the same complaint. Also, Morgan was just called out on a single that he beat. Joe West gave Marquis a ball that he didn't pitch!

Also, they've got a 3D pitch track on MASN that pretty much says the same thing.

I got ticked about calls during one Mets game, but the Nats didn't lose a game based on that. But here, they did. And it was APPARENT. From Pudge to Marquis to Riggleman. They all got into it. And again, who the fuck calls a ball before a pitch? Calling a safe baserunner out?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:29:39 PM
I mean, it's tough enough to beat the Phillies at home, why cut them breaks?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2010, 06:36:46 PM
Target Field looks awesome.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:39:09 PM
Joe West is saying garbage to Polanco now. :lol

... I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to hear ANYTHING from that fat sack back at 2B.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mandark on April 12, 2010, 06:43:03 PM
Well, I just hope that this doesn't cost the Nats home field advantage throughout the NL playoffs!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
Astros losing 4-0 to Cards

:(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 06:49:53 PM
Well, I just hope that this doesn't cost the Nats home field advantage throughout the NL playoffs!

Hey, I have no illusions about contention, but - again - why are you going to cut the Phillies any breaks? That makes no sense. That said, if West and Co. were picking on Marquis because he came off the mound to talk to the ump, he should have been pulled when we had the lead and he was not getting the calls.

MASN crew: "This might be a game tape that should be overnighted to Park Avenue." :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2010, 06:52:49 PM
Frankie Fransisco coming in in the Bottom of the 9th of a 2-2 game.  :-\

OMG, that was an amzing catch!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2010, 07:24:57 PM
Fransisco gets out of the 9th without whizzing it down his leg, Nelson hits his 5th HR (he's on pace for 115 HRs! ;) ) and then Feliz smoked them with the 101mph heat. Awesome game.  :D
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 12, 2010, 07:40:13 PM
Jason Marquis... throwing strikes...

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2010, 08:35:26 PM
Astros are like the only team in the league who hasn't won a game yet.

Correct me on this.

We're 0-6
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 12, 2010, 08:44:01 PM
Astros are like the only team in the league who hasn't won a game yet.

Correct me on this.

We're 0-6

0-7.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
:(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 12, 2010, 08:51:04 PM
Goddam the Braves suck, they're losing to the Padres.

THE PADRES.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 13, 2010, 12:14:11 AM
Astros are like the only team in the league who hasn't won a game yet.

Correct me on this.

We're 0-6

They just brought this up on SportsCenter. You can vote on when the Astros will win their first game, and one of the options was "In May".
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 01:30:42 AM
To be fair, the Nationals were 0-7 last year.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 13, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
And look how great their season ended up being.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 01:56:03 AM
I'm just pointing out that all ballclubs have rough times.

... Orioles dropped another game tonight, in front of the lowest recorded attendance in Camden Yards history. Makes me sad. I grew up an Orioles fan; Cal Ripken Jr. was my idol during my days in youth baseball. I remember how good that team was in the mid-'90s. That said, I won't step foot in Camden Yards until Peter Angelos is gone. I really hate that owner.

And since the Nationals arrived, not only is their ballpark easier to get to, the games are just much more enjoyable. I was raised on the AL East, but the NL is where all the good stuff happens. The AL is just a glorified home run derby.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 15, 2010, 07:50:58 PM
Nats go home 4-5 for a ten game home stand. I'll take that. I believe we were 1-8 at this time last year. Yay for improvement.

Dunn and Zimmerman came alive today. Olsen was solid, glad the organization finally came to its senses.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 16, 2010, 12:59:02 PM
Man, our offense sucks even more than I thought it would.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 16, 2010, 01:42:04 PM
Giants playing the Fuckers tonight :rock

Dodgers suck so much this year it'll be an easy win :rock

Although I spotted the rarest thing ever the other day. A REAL Dodgers fan. How did I know it was a REAL Dodgers fan? He had a Brooklyn Dodgers cap on. Most dumbshits who claim to be Dodgers fans do even know what a Brooklyn is.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 16, 2010, 02:25:34 PM
Song of the Year

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwaSuYZ6svQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 16, 2010, 07:28:34 PM
Ok fine

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSYYDYvSHE[/youtube]
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2010, 09:12:43 PM
Watching my Rangers playing the Stankees tonight. So far it's 1-1, but the C.J. Wilson just got the bases loaded with no outs. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
That Marlins song is amazing! :lol

With Dunn ejected, THE HAMMER came through big time!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 16, 2010, 11:14:09 PM
Giants playing the Fuckers tonight :rock

Dodgers suck so much this year it'll be an easy win :rock

Although I spotted the rarest thing ever the other day. A REAL Dodgers fan. How did I know it was a REAL Dodgers fan? He had a Brooklyn Dodgers cap on. Most dumbshits who claim to be Dodgers fans do even know what a Brooklyn is.


This is pathetic.

As much as I hate the Giants, you'll never see me insulting their fans like this.

Stay classy, San Francisco.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:33:17 PM
I'm going to the Dodgers series, so I'll be able to make fun of their fans in person! :hyper

Good win by the Nationals tonight; played their most complete ballgame - and without Dunn and Zimmerman. Don't give up on these guys just yet!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 16, 2010, 11:48:47 PM
Dear Braves staff,

Can we please fix whats whatever is wrong with milkdud Melky and McClouth please?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:55:30 PM
I never understood the trade for Melky.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 16, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
I'm going to the Dodgers series, so I'll be able to make fun of their fans in person! :hyper

There's a good chance you'll get your ass kicked.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Not in my park :lol

What are the Dodgers' fans going to do, throw bottles of estrogen at me? :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 17, 2010, 12:00:00 AM
nm, I thought you meant that you were going to do that on one of your LA trips.

There are Dodgers fans in DC?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 12:04:14 AM
I dislike Dodgers Stadium. I doubt I'd go to another home game in awhile.

If I go to a ballgame in the Los Angeles area, it's going to be at Angels Stadium. Or I'll go north and hit up the Bay Area.

... and yeah, there are always fans of away teams in D.C. The metropolitan area is very transient because of government work and government contractors. I even saw a few Brewers fans at the stadium tonight.

I also dig the new Nats' nickname for the Philles: the Broadway Barfers.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 17, 2010, 12:49:33 AM
Padilla just beaned Rowand in the Giants-Dodgers game. You could see dumbass thugs in the crowd cheering.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 17, 2010, 01:05:51 AM
I never understood the trade for Melky.

We had too many starters and needed to dump some salary.  No one wanted to trade for Lowe without us eating almost all of his salary.  There you go.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 01:11:07 AM
So you traded a solid starter for Melky? There wasn't ANYTHING better on the table?!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 17, 2010, 02:44:00 AM
Apparently from everything I've heard the real centerpiece of the deal was the pitching prospect we got, who is apparently a year or two away from being a starter and is very, very good.

Of course, he was a Yankee prospect so that means that he's probably the second coming of Charlie Liebrandt or something.  Fucking worse overhyped prospects in all of sports...
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 17, 2010, 04:15:46 PM
Matt Kemp  :heart
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 17, 2010, 05:00:34 PM
:bow Lincecum taking the mound. :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 06:13:21 PM
Just got home from a Livo-powered complete game shutout of the Brewers!

The Nats are above .500 for the first time in like three years!

Stadium went nuts, we all flooded The Bullpen beer garden across the street for a ridiculous afterparty.

I drank way too much.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
The Mets-Cards game is scoreless in the 16th inning.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 17, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
They should just shut down Dodgers Stadium for the rest of the season.

9-0 is what you get when you don't have a pitching staff.

And of I see one more idiot with a "Los Doyers" shirt I'm going to barf on them.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 17, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
Angels-Giants Game 6, 7th and 8th innings, never forget!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 17, 2010, 10:56:14 PM
Yes they forced a game 7. And if Dusty started Woody instead if that worthless idiot Livan Hernandez the Giants would've won game 7.

All 4 of the Angels runs in game 7 were given up by Livan. When Dusty brought in Woody to relieve him, no runs were earned. That's why Dusty got the boot to the Cubs.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 11:00:22 PM
I <3 Livan.

He's pitched 16 scoreless innings so far!

A quick peek at his stats show that all his best stats are as an Expo or National. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2010, 11:09:42 PM
I am watching a hitter pitch to a pitcher right now.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 17, 2010, 11:11:59 PM
Cajole, would you say that you're more of a pitcher, or a catcher?

We all know that ManaByte is a catcher.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
Pitcher

But I wouldn't want Manabyte as my battery mate.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 11:23:22 PM
Pictures from my day at the ballpark. First, I made sure to get there early so I could chill out at the Scorebood Walk bar. Beers are half off until the first pitch, and it has this laid back era with sofas and chairs where you can listen to crappy bands.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/6sdldz.jpg)

Here's the view from the other side of the bar area:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/1567pqd.jpg)

These were my seats for the game today. Five bucks.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/359ibo9.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/9kuzk5.jpg)

... I spent less than $20 for a ticket, a beer, a slice of pizza and a bottle of water.

(I spent more than that afterwards, though.)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 17, 2010, 11:26:06 PM
Not a bad deal.  I paid that much for parking @ Staples.   :fbm
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2010, 11:44:03 PM
Tony LaRussa is a fucking moron.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2010, 12:10:10 AM
The Mets win after 7 hours
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 18, 2010, 12:15:10 AM
Nice. Fuck the Cardinals. 20 fucking innings.  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2010, 02:30:13 AM
The Braves got fucking no hit today, ugh.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on April 18, 2010, 02:53:30 PM
(http://images.chron.com/photos/2010/04/16/21289818/166xGeneric.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2010, 03:15:21 PM
Jason Marquis is a jerk

How the fuck do you get pulled in the first inning before recording a SINGLE out?

Pull a Marquis.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 09:47:57 PM
The Rox are trying to fight back.

I'm afraid to play the Marlins now, though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 10:52:20 PM
Yay, Nats go above .500! I like these guys.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 19, 2010, 11:01:37 PM
One game under .500, good thing the O's are in town. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
Don't sleep on them. They've got a lot of talent, I think they just need a manager shakeup.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2010, 11:13:48 PM
Mets keep pace with the Nats. :rock

And yeah, I think the Orioles are much better than what their record says.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 19, 2010, 11:17:04 PM
Don't sleep on them. They've got a lot of talent, I think they just need a manager shakeup.

Oh, I'm sure I jinxed the M's by making that comment.

So Ripken may come in and take over?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 11:48:15 PM
I don't think it will happen. Folks think Cal wants to buy the team, actually.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 20, 2010, 12:13:38 AM
7-0 M's in the fourth. Gonna get back to .500!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 20, 2010, 03:08:10 AM
I may go see Angels-Spankees on Sunday.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 20, 2010, 03:11:10 AM
David Eckstein had a walkoff HR tonight.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 20, 2010, 02:38:22 PM
Rockies' team president found dead in his hotel room. Great. Now the Rockies will rally around their late team president and beat the Nationals. :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2010, 02:49:34 PM
...come on now, the Rockies probably didn't need to rally around a dead dude to beat the Nats.

Also, Jason Heyward is hitting .302 with 3 HR and 15 RBI.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 20, 2010, 03:45:34 PM
They got beat by Willie Harris last night :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 20, 2010, 07:43:32 PM
...come on now, the Rockies probably didn't need to rally around a dead dude to beat the Nats.

Also, Jason Heyward is hitting .302 with 3 HR and 15 RBI.

And in my points based Yahoo league where I drafted him as my RF (we had to do OF positions by actual position) and got laughed at. I told people that he'd do well.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
I paid $10 for him in an auction league and got laughed at.  Steal of a deal now, bitches.  :punch
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 20, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
We laughed at Triumph in the auction draft.



:-\

Edit: Beaten.

Although, to be fair, we laughed much more at Hughes at $7. That was AWESOME. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2010, 07:48:44 PM
beaten lol

beaten like the mets
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 20, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
:(

At least I'm ahead of you in the auction league.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
Yeah, but you're the ONLY person ahead of me.  Although I have to play the 3rd place team this week, and his team has Utley, Homosexual-Rod, and Lincecum.  OUCH.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 20, 2010, 08:01:04 PM
Yeah, but you're the ONLY person ahead of me.  Although I have to play the 3rd place team this week, and his team has Utley, Homosexual-Rod, and Lincecum.  OUCH.

Are the rest of his players shit at least then?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 20, 2010, 09:25:26 PM
The Nationals are being battered like a trailer park wife on Friday night. I told you. Damn emotional rallies. The Rockies are out for blood.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 21, 2010, 12:23:24 AM
JASON FUCKING HEYWARD

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SUCK ON IT BITCHES

*CHUGS BEER, PUNCHES SNOOKI*
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 21, 2010, 05:56:39 AM
Mike Pelfrey > Roy Halladay
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 21, 2010, 06:13:31 AM
Billingsley is such a P.O.S.

I remember thinking he was going to be a future All-Star.  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
Nationals improve to 8-7, and Marquis has been placed on the DL. I wonder if the club will call up J.D. Martin to replace him in the rotation; they don't have the guts to page Strasburg out of financial considerations.

I'm heading to the ballpark tomorrow to see April's best pitchers, Livan Hernandez and Ubaldo Jimenez, duel. I'd like for the Nats to take the series, but it looks like Zimmerman aggravated his hamstring again. And with Dunn in a slump, that lineup lacks a lot of punch without Zim.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2010, 11:55:03 PM
WaPo is now putting money that former Braves first-round draft pick, Luis Atilano, might get the call. Dude has been quietly getting it together in the minors, but I wonder if he can make it work in the majors.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 22, 2010, 01:08:08 AM
Although, to be fair, we laughed much more at Hughes at $7. That was AWESOME. :lol

Fuck me.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 22, 2010, 02:04:02 AM
Sweep!!!!


Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the Orioles.


Sweep!!!!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2010, 10:42:04 AM
The Orioles have the worst record in the majors. They are worst than the Astros!

I don't get it. How can a team with such a talented outfield, catching phenom Matt Wieters and Brian Matusz be so bad? They've got a really talented core. I wish the Nationals' roster was as talented.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2010, 11:38:24 AM
I know this gets hammered to death, but probably because they play in the AL East. 

In related news, looks like Halladay is gonna win 30 games after getting out of that division.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 22, 2010, 11:42:40 AM
Yeah, he's making a mockery of the NL.

He's already racked up 1.5 WAR. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
I know this gets hammered to death, but probably because they play in the AL East. 

They haven't even played Boston or New York, yet.

... Send Baltimore to the NL East, and send the Mets to the AL East.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 22, 2010, 11:49:10 AM
Hughes  :smug

NL East Teams  :smug

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2010, 11:52:23 AM
If we sent the Mets to the AL East, they'd probably never win again.  So, of course I'm behind that decision.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 12:24:15 AM
If we sent the Mets to the AL East, they'd probably never win again.  So, of course I'm behind that decision.

I can support this suggestion as well.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2010, 12:52:20 AM
Braves  :-\

Bats need to wake the fuck up.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 12:53:20 AM
Can't be much worse than the Mets' bats.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2010, 01:10:15 AM
We got like four hits and no runs off of Jaime Moyer today, who is 134 if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 01:38:23 AM
Ok, that's pretty bad.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
Glen Shinobi might get his wish of the Dodgers taking the Nats.

No Zimmerman, Desmond is getting spelled and a rookie pitcher that has never thrown in the majors.

.500, we barely knew ye. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 02:30:55 PM
Braves bats need to wake the fuck up. Heyward cant save them every night, as last night showed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
Adam Dunn finally homered. Yay.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:40:43 PM
This Atilano kid ain't bad. Let's see how he does after the league makes adjustments in a game or two.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:48:28 PM
The Dodgers have awoken the sleeping giant.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
someone needs to awaken the goddam Braves' bats.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:51:03 PM
If it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure the only reason this pitcher is any good is because he's from the Braves' farm system.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 09:53:08 PM
it helped, until Reyes decided to wake up and hit a triple.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:56:01 PM
Ugh. Pudge is in the clubhouse. I sure hope he is okay. Losing Pudge and Zim for this series would be a serious blow.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 09:56:40 PM
damn mcclouth has run like 6 miles out there this inning.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 09:57:29 PM
Clippard. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 10:06:29 PM
Braves imploding in this inning :(  :'(  :maf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 10:08:30 PM
:D
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 10:11:41 PM
ok now, infante at least is hitting well. Now lets have the rest of you louts start hitting again... Its the friggin Mutts for crying out loud.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:12:33 PM
Nyjer power! :elephant
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 10:17:37 PM
Takahashi is owning the Braves. 7 Ks in relief :lol

Edit: I knew I shouldn't have said that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:19:07 PM
Clippard has struck out three of the four Dodgers he's faced. The only "hit" he gave up was a Kennedy error. He is too cool for school. 8)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 10:20:41 PM
So glad I picked him up in roto after I watched him annihilate the Mets.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:21:04 PM
Clippard has struck out four of five, three in a row. This kid is ridiculous. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 10:23:47 PM
Come on Chipper. Get a hit/walk. Keep this inning going. We need to get the lead or tie it back up.

Edit: fuck. at least its a 1 run game again though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:38:20 PM
Haha, way to go Nats. You dummies. :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 23, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
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WTF Atlanta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:41:36 PM
Nats are playing their "prevent defense" (local media term). :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:46:37 PM
Bang! Zoom!

Let's do it again tomorrow!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 10:50:34 PM
Livan Hernandez gave Atilano a shaving cream pie. :rofl

I love this team.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2010, 10:53:04 PM
I love this team.

I wonder what that feels like. Maybe like August 2007...
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 23, 2010, 10:54:21 PM
 :lol at the Dodgers.

Fuck Frank McCourt. I hate that man so much. I wish he didn't share a name with a perfectly good author.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2010, 11:00:15 PM
I wonder what that feels like. Maybe like August 2007...

Eh, they're a .500 baseball team, but - man! - are they fun to watch. They just try hard every game, and that clubhouse looks like fun. That's why I'm really hesitant to support the organization drafting Bryce Harper. He sounds like he could be an incredible position player, but his attitude seems like exactly the opposite in terms of what Rizzo is trying to install in the clubhouse:

Quote
The Makeup: This should not be underrated. It's impossible to find any talent evaluator who isn't blown away by Harper's ability on the field, but it's equally difficult to find one who doesn't genuinely dislike the kid. One scout called him among the worst amateur players he's ever seen from a makeup standpoint, with top-of-the-scale arrogance, a disturbingly large sense of entitlement, and on-field behavior that includes taunting opponents. "He's just a bad, bad guy," said one front-office official. "He's basically the anti-Joe Mauer." How this plays into the negotiation or future evaluation is yet to be determined, as history has shown us that the bigger talent a player is, the more makeup issues teams will deal with. Bench players can't afford to be problems, but plenty of teams happily put up with difficult superstars.

... Not thrilled about that. The only thing I hope is that it's just maturity issues - since he's a teenager - and that he'll settle down if he's mentored and monitored in the minors. We threw away Elijah Dukes for the same toxic personality problems.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2010, 12:37:39 AM
Livan Hernandez gave Atilano a shaving cream pie. :rofl

I love this team.

Heh, Elvis Andrus got one after tonight's game vs. the Indians. Appropriate, as it was Elvis Night at Rangers Ballpark, and Elvis got a walk-off single to win the game.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
Stammen! Our backup infielder and pitcher tie the game! :lol

To be fair, Kershaw has pitched pretty well and he's been in a lot of jams. I have never seen him pitch before, and he's got great stuff. Really young. Going to be pretty great in Los Angeles for awhile, I think.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
WAY TO FUCKING BLOW THE LEAD GODDAMIT
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 04:02:23 PM
And the Dodgers make the Nationals pay for that base running blunder. If that costs us the game, Nyjer Morgan needs to have his salary docked!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 04:16:27 PM
The Nationals have thrown away two runs this game. Absolutely ridiculous.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 04:38:42 PM
NYJER REDEEMED!!!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 24, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
Looks like that's the game. Hats off to the Dodgers, our team really blew it today.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on April 25, 2010, 12:40:36 AM
Giants pitching is destroying St Louis this weekend. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2010, 01:04:26 AM
The Braves bats are in midseason form!

Also:

Andruw Jones .293 avg 6 HR
Elvis Andrus .426 obp 5 sb

 :bawl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 25, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
Nats improve to 10-9 by shutting out the Dodgers. Time to hit the road. I have enjoyed to going to several of the home games, and I hope this team can carry the momentum on the road.

To be fair, Triumph, the NL East is surprisingly good this year. The Braves are in last place - for now - with more wins than most NL teams have. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 25, 2010, 06:05:43 PM
Clippard is insane.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 25, 2010, 06:37:35 PM
He is so dominant, it's ridiculous. Their bullpen has looked strong, aside from Tyler Walker and Jesse English. Those are like the garbage time guys. And to think, we haven't even called up Drew Storen yet!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2010, 01:21:54 AM
Marlins, Nats, and Mets tied for 2nd!

Mike Pelfrey 4-0, 0.69 ERA!

Braves in last!

:rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2010, 02:02:52 AM
Where's the suicide smiley?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 11:23:44 AM
The NL East is the new AL East.

And don't feel bad, Triumph. You think the Mets and Nats will be able to keep this up? :lol

Both Pelfrey and Livan Hernandez are overachieving. They'll fall back down to Earth.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2010, 12:31:40 PM
Problem is, this is pretty much normal for this version of the Braves- good/decent pitching for the most part (3.86 team era that's inflated by Jojo Reyes' one outing and 24 something era) and weak ass hitting (.228 avg and an OPS less than .700).  For fucks sakes, Tommy Hanson has a 2.14 era and is 1-2 because our hitting fucking sucks so bad.

This is pretty much par for the course with the budget Braves of the past 8 years or so, too.  We don't have enough money to have both good pitching and hitting, so we spend the money on the one (pitching with this version of the team) and try to cobble together the other side... which means instead of an actual first baseman, we've got the Troy Glaus experiment.  Instead of signing Jermaine Dye (how the fuck is he still unsigned, by the way) we have Melkdud Cabrera and his sub .200 avg playing most games because... well fuck, even I don't know why we start that piece of shit when we could be starting Diaz or Hinske.

At some point we'll start to turn things around a bit and we'll end up being good but not good enough to make the playoffs; probably finish third again.  I fucking hate baseball.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 12:39:12 PM
Dye wants over $4 million. He's an awful defender, and nobody is sure if even has his power anymore (it fell off a cliff after the break).

Why would you pay $5-$7 million for a RF that will lose you games with his horrid defense, and only be able to contribute at the plate after weeks of shaking off rust (he hasn't been playing competitively) - if he can still hit for power anymore.

The Nationals offered him $3 million and he laughed at the amount. I'm glad we didn't sign him; Willie Harris and Justin Maxwell, although hitting at the Mendoza line, have won us about three games with their defense in the outfield. If Dye was out there, you're talking about a team that is 7-12.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2010, 12:58:29 PM
Melky Cabrera.  Just sayin.  I would rather we use Diaz and Hinske, but then we also have the problem of Nate McClouth stinking up the joint out in CF.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
Awesome video for multi-part series that the WaPost is doing on Stephen Strasburg. (http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/2010/04/video_a_star_is_born.html)

His stuff looks so good. God, I wish Storen and Strasburg would get called up again. Maybe we can banish Marquis to RP when he gets off the DL.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2010, 03:30:28 PM
Rumor is Ryan Howard is about to sign a 5-year, $125 million contract extension with the Phils. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's an overpay. $25 million per. What the fuck does Pujols get then?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2010, 03:35:05 PM
Pujols should get at least as much as Homosexual-rod.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2010, 03:35:31 PM
Rumor is Ryan Howard is about to sign a 5-year, $125 million contract extension with the Phils. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's an overpay. $25 million per. What the fuck does Pujols get then?

That's about double what Utley makes per season. I guess he's twice as valuable!

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:37:33 PM
I don't know, he was already going to make $20 million next season. Not a big deal, and it's right around the Teixeira numbers. And that's for one of the best hitters in baseball, who has become a way better fielder at his position. That means the Phillies have him locked up until he's 36-years-old. The only real danger is the possibility that his power drops off that final year. Worth the risk.

Pujols should command whatever he wants because he is the best hitter in baseball.

I just hope Dunn isn't asking for $25 million per year. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2010, 03:39:46 PM
Not a big deal, and it's right around the Teixeira numbers.

Teixeira is vastly overpaid based on his performance on my h2h team this year!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Despite his shitty hitting, I still crushed Triumph last week
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:44:42 PM
I have Teixeria in roto. I feel your pain.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2010, 03:45:25 PM
I bet you didn't draft him over either Mauer or Longoria.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2010, 03:46:30 PM
Pujols 10/300 or bust.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:47:40 PM
That would be overpaying :lol

Who wants a 40-year-old hitter? :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2010, 03:48:09 PM
The Yankees

(http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/A-Rod.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2010, 03:49:22 PM
Teixeira ALWAYS starts the season slowly.  Without fail.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:49:52 PM
I predict Pujols gets 7 years for $220 million.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2010, 03:50:54 PM
I still can't believe A-Rod is signed through his age 42 year. :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 03:52:48 PM
That's because you're not thinking ahead, Cajole. The Yankees are obviously counting on the final three years of his contract to pay for his player-manager position once Girardi is fired.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2010, 10:40:22 PM
We're getting no-hit by the Royals. WTF.

edit: Ichiro took care of that. :lol

We're still losing. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 12:39:18 AM
Nats blew it tonight. Riggleman should have put in a defensive substitute for Guzman at 2B. I don't understand how he let him field that position with the game on the line and in bad weather. Kennedy would have caught two outs.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2010, 01:09:59 AM
Man, we suck right now.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 27, 2010, 01:24:49 AM
Nats blew it tonight. Riggleman should have put in a defensive substitute for Guzman at 2B. I don't understand how he let him field that position with the game on the line and in bad weather. Kennedy would have caught two outs.

Bruney got totally fucking squeezed on that last at-bat.

And wow, Halladay gave up four runs to the GIANTS. Mike Pelfrey has that Cy locked up!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 05:38:40 AM
Yeah, but I wasn't going to bitch about it. He threw some strikes that just disappeared, and the ump made it to the mound to kick out McCatty real quick. I get the feeling like he didn't want the game to go on too long.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 11:23:22 PM
Nats improve to 11-10 at Wrigley, Mets improve to 12-9 and the Braves are... wait a minute, is this bizzare-o world?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 11:24:21 PM
Also, I liked how Riggleman put in Kennedy at 2B in the later innings, like he should have yesterday! :maf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2010, 12:53:51 AM
New York Mets: 1st place team.

:lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2010, 01:02:40 AM
When does the nfl season start again?  fml.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on April 28, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
When does the nfl season start again?  fml.

seriously, at least the Falcons have been improving.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 28, 2010, 11:09:20 PM
Back to .500!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on April 28, 2010, 11:47:40 PM
This season's so boring. Let's just fastforward to the eventual Rays-Yankees AL East Championship showdown plz.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2010, 12:12:54 AM
8 in a row.  Can we make it ten?  First we have to get to nine, and I'm betting we have that in us. 
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 29, 2010, 12:15:09 AM
7 in a row. Can we make it ten? No, because the next three games are against the Phillies.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2010, 01:17:16 AM
Over the past 11 games, we've scored 21 runs.  fml.  4 of those were yesterday (Tuesday, that is) too.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 29, 2010, 03:13:34 PM
 :o

Quote
Rockies' catcher Miguel Olivo passes kidney stone, keeps playing

By David Brown

Nasty foul tips and errant backswings pose frequent dangers to catchers, who are usually the most bruised and battered players after a ballgame.

After passing a kidney stone during a game earlier this week, Colorado Rockies catcher Miguel Olivo might have every other backstop in the history of the game beat.

Olivo began developing kidney stones in 2003, his first full season in the majors. Stones still crop up from time to time. Sometimes, at inconvenient moments.

In the eighth inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks on Monday, a stone became ready for passage. So, Olivo scooted into the bathroom adjacent to the Rockies dugout at Coors Field and ... went to work eliminating the painful object from his bladder.

Via Jim Armstrong's blog at the Denver Post:

    The amazing part is what he did a few minutes later: He strapped on his catching gear and returned to his crouch behind home plate.

    "Believe me, it's not fun," Olivo said. "Sometimes, when I've got that thing, I just want to die. But I can handle pain a little bit. Once it's gone, I'm normal, I'm good. Let's play baseball."

Let me get this straight. Olivo expels a tiny rock through his urethra — one of the most painful experiences known to man — then just dons the ol' chest protector, et al, and plays ball like it's nothing? It adds a whole new meaning to putting on "the tools of ignorance," as Carlton Fisk and other coots liked to call them.

Adding to his legend in the ninth inning, Olivo hit a single. In Thomas Harding's story on MLB.com, Olivo said he passed another stone on Tuesday — then got a hit in his fifth straight game.

Check out the stones on this guy!

    "Come on," Olivo said. "After I passed it, I don't even feel it anymore. I don't feel anything. It's, like, crazy."

Nah. Not in the least.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 04:00:56 PM
Drew Storen got called up to AAA, paving the way Strasburg.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2010, 12:37:10 PM
(http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/17351/Features-Russell-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg)

Wendy's value meal bit kills me. :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2010, 01:07:27 PM
"Some intricately constructed stat probably proves that he's the worst player of all time" :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2010, 11:47:07 PM
Ah, just what the doctor ordered:  the ASStros.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2010, 11:49:44 PM
Mets annihilated the Phillies tonight.  :pimp
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 01, 2010, 02:00:23 AM
Zimmerman came back from injury tonight, well rested. Zim, zim he's our man, if he can't do it... he's probably Adam Dunn.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 01, 2010, 09:42:21 AM
I cannot believe it's May and the Nationals are in second place in the NL East. :lol

... and the Mets are in first! :rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 01, 2010, 08:04:58 PM
I would like to offer a modest proposal:  the Braves should be allowed to play the rest of their games against the ASStros.  If you find this objectionable, I would agree to a 50/50 split between ASStros and Orilols.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2010, 08:15:51 PM
Roy Halladay is good at throwing a baseball.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2010, 08:22:38 PM
2 wins in a row. Back up to .500, baby! :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 01, 2010, 10:16:53 PM
Nats played sloppy and tired, and got walloped. Let's hope this is a fluke and not the point where they fall back down to Earth.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2010, 05:38:16 PM
Cliff Lee pitches a brilliant game on Friday night. We lose in extra innings 0-2.
Felix gets knocked out early. We lose 3-6.

Our offense sucks balls. I hope we can manage to win today. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2010, 06:37:18 PM
Way to go, Aardsma. Thanks for blowing the save.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
so i heard justin verlander is pretty good
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 02, 2010, 09:47:45 PM
someone fucking kill me
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2010, 10:06:46 PM
someone fucking kill me

Whatever, I'm stuck with his defective ass in the auction league.  TOLD you he'd break by May.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 02, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
Uh, I have him in roto. I am now DEAD LAST in ERA and WHIP.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2010, 10:47:23 PM
someone fucking kill me

Me first.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2010, 11:54:41 PM
In the "good news" category, the Braves start a series with the Nationals tomorrow!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 03, 2010, 12:18:42 AM
The same team with a better record than Atlanta. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Not for long.  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 03, 2010, 01:14:08 AM
I think you guys face Livo, Olsen and Atilano. That's the best part of our rotation.

I'm sure Atilano will be out for revenge.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2010, 01:16:38 AM
Oh yeah, well you get to face Kawakami, Hanson and Hudson.  So one free pass, one game where we score 2 runs and Tommy gets screwed out of a win and one we probably win.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 03, 2010, 01:17:15 AM
Not to mention that this roster hates to lose. They've got two days to stew about dropping two to the Fish.

I feel good about the Braves series. Not so much about the Marlins if Stammen and Lannan don't get right.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 04, 2010, 10:17:55 PM
I told you, Triumph. Don't sleep on us. Your boy (Heyward) can hit, though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2010, 11:00:16 PM
Pfft.  And *I* told you- you've got one free pass when Kawakami is pitching.  Hell, he didn't even pitch terribly tonight, just not good enough to win.

Heyward does rule, though.  I was initially thinking only 25ish homers for him this year, but obviously it's gonna be north of 30.  SO GOOD.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2010, 11:48:31 AM
RIP Ernie Harwell

Never been a baseball fan, but I remember my grandma and great aunt would listen to the games on the radio all summer, and often I'd be with them for vacation. Whenever the family went on long trips, his games would be on the car's radio. He made the games interesting, and his various stories and jokes were entertaining even for someone not into the sport.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 10:29:50 PM
CURSE YOU, BRAVES :punch
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2010, 11:02:15 PM
Heyward left with a sore groin  :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 11:49:58 PM
Yeah, I wondered what happened. The Nationals cannot win in extra innings. So depressing. I felt they really had a shot. Oh well, onwards to the rubber game!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 06, 2010, 01:10:06 AM
Yeah, this is from my own blog, but it's relevant.

Johan :(

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2010/05/06/johan-santanas-trend-lines-are-depressing/
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2010, 09:52:24 PM
Willie Harris is my JUKEBOX HERO
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2010, 06:26:45 PM
So apparently Ken Griffey Jr. fell asleep in the clubhouse when he was needed to pinch hit? :lol

The comments on ESPN are even better:

"Honestly..if I was on this team I would fall asleep too."

:rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2010, 10:21:11 PM
Holy crap. I can't watch anymore. That was a bullpen meltdown of epic proportions. First time I had to shut my television off all season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 11, 2010, 10:29:07 PM
And I missed it because I was helping my friend with his statistics class. Damn it.

But really, Clippard was due for a meltdown. And I was *just* thinking about trying to trade him while his stock was sky high. Damn it.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2010, 10:34:27 PM
I can only hope that they will bounce back tomorrow, but really, how do you lose a four run lead with six outs to go?!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2010, 12:21:45 AM
In other news, the Braves won again tonight, improving our last in the East record to... just barely better than the Pittsburgh Pirates.

This is like the point in the first Major League movie where the Indians have shown a little life but the Japanese ground crew say "they're still shitty".
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 12, 2010, 04:35:41 PM
K-Rod sucks
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2010, 04:37:29 PM
BERNADINAAAAAAAAA

How do you like all our new kids?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 12, 2010, 04:41:43 PM
I like that Clippard is going to get the 6th win for me in roto since I picked him up.

He is going to LEAD THE MAJOR LEAGUES IN WINS.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2010, 05:10:40 PM
He redeemed himself after last night's debacle. No idea what they're going to do with Bruney. Burnett and Walker have settled into their roles, Batista is our mop up guy, Clippard looked good and Capps is Capps. Slaten is still unknown, but I like how he gets up and in on guys. Bruney was supposed to be the guy, but his control is all over the place.

I like Bernadina. If he and Desmond start hitting with consistency, it'll make the season a lot easier. Desmond is clutch, though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Robo on May 12, 2010, 05:30:11 PM
I don't see what the big deal is, I used to fall alseep in the dugout all the time.  That shit is BORING.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 12, 2010, 06:22:54 PM
Rays :smug:
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2010, 06:30:57 PM
Cajole, who will win the Cy Young: Livan Hernandez (4-1 w/ 1.04 ERA) or Tyler Clippard (7-1 w/ 1.80 ERA)?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 13, 2010, 02:23:46 PM
M's are finally hitting the ball, but it won't last.  :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 13, 2010, 02:43:09 PM
Mariners hitting ball well against Orioles, Wakamatsu looking forward to playing other AAA teams
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 13, 2010, 03:11:03 PM
Haha, first entire O's game I've watched all year and they came from behind to win :rofl

NO WIN FOR U DISTANT
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 13, 2010, 03:12:17 PM
Haha, first entire O's game I've watched all year and they came from behind to win :rofl

NO WIN FOR U DISTANT

We really suck.

 :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
Tigers :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 21, 2010, 10:08:25 PM
David Wright is so broken.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mandark on May 23, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
Lima Time is officially over.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
Damn, Jose Lima died? He was pretty young. Lima. :'(

Nats took the Beltway series. Suck it, Angelos!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2010, 06:08:38 PM
Also, what's the over/under that this is steroids induced?

Let us remember the good times, when his wife was part of that hot MLB wives glory years (along with Anna Benson):

(http://www.umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/melissa_lima2.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 29, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Halladay just pitched a perfect game.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on May 29, 2010, 09:32:28 PM
The Doc just got me 156 fantasy points with that perfect game.

Josh Johnson got me about 16 points with his performance, even though he lost.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 29, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
Do you have a perfect game category?

He lowered my ERA and WHIP so much in one H2H league, but Triumph's pitching is out of its mind this week. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 29, 2010, 09:54:35 PM
I knew he was going to beast the National League, but this is getting ridiculous. Already 5 CG and 3 SHO. ERA down to 1.99. WHIP at 0.99.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 30, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
Well, I guess I should change my Avatar outfit.  :-\ :'(

WE WANT BOBBY VALENTINE.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 30, 2010, 11:36:12 AM
It finally happened- someone got injured during a post-game "jump up and down and hit each other on the head" idiotathon walk off celebration.  Unfortunately, that someone was the starting 1B on two of my teams.  Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 30, 2010, 11:38:57 AM
It finally happened- someone got injured during a post-game "jump up and down and hit each other on the head" idiotathon walk off celebration.  Unfortunately, that someone was the starting 1B on two of my teams.  Fucking idiot.
:rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on May 30, 2010, 05:38:06 PM
Do you have a perfect game category?


Yep. And it was nice to see it give me points.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 01, 2010, 02:20:09 PM
It's almost time! I can't wait! :hyper

(http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/strasmas.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on June 01, 2010, 02:26:57 PM
i'll be there for his start against the chisox
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 01, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Area fans are trying to think of a nickname for him. The best I've heard so far is "The Mayor" (of Strasburg).
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on June 01, 2010, 09:52:21 PM
He was available in my league. Picked him up. Hope he pitches as well in the majors as he did in the minors.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mandark on June 02, 2010, 11:09:15 PM
So there was a third perfect game in the span of a month, only the umpire blew the call (http://www.blessyouboys.com/2010/6/2/1498639/armando-galarraga-pitches-a-28-out) on the last out?  Insanity.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2010, 11:52:09 PM
Even crazier- the Braves have won like 18 of 22 and are in first.  SUCK ON IT, CAJOLE!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2010, 03:03:12 AM
Galarraga got robbed of a perfect game wow. I was listening live and the broadcasters went insane  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on June 08, 2010, 01:35:49 PM
Triumph some comissioning for the leagues would be nice. Malek's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who's trading away Teixeira and Papelbon for Ricky fucking Romero. What is this horse shit.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
Hey Will, you psyched for tonight's Nats game?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
STRASMAS? Of course.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 01:50:29 PM
Triumph some comissioning for the leagues would be nice. Malek's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who's trading away Teixeira and Papelbon for Ricky fucking Romero. What is this horse shit.

I TOLD Malek he was being dumb. Didn't listen.

Of course, I also took advantage of him already with a trade.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2010, 01:50:35 PM
STRASMAS? Of course.

It's been refreshing for ESPN to go crazy over something that's not the Yankees or Red Sox for once. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 01:54:51 PM
This is basically Washington's Opening Day (I don't think the Phillies fiasco qualifies), and I am hoping that the energy from Strasburg's promotion will kind of spark the team. They are not playing with the same energy they were playing with a month ago. I don't know if they're tired or what, but I feel like the team has been flat the past couple of weeks. Maybe this is what they need.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 01:55:47 PM
6.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 8 K
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 01:56:08 PM
I also think if they're going to re-sign Dunn, they should do it now. He's reaching and I think he's lying to everyone when he says that his contract is not on his mind. If the team is on the fence, just trade him for an outfielder or another pitcher, then go chase a free agent.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
6.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 8 K

Someone said that ESPN won't be satisfied unless he pitches a perfect game and lasers shoot out of his fingers.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 07:29:36 PM
Strasburg is fucking insane. Holy shit.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2010, 07:58:52 PM
Jesus just gave up a home run.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
muahahaha
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 08:38:46 PM
You've been DUNN-DERSTRUCK! :rock

Strasburg has 11 Ks. Ridiculous. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 08:40:14 PM
Will the Nats let him go for the record? I doubt it.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
THE ASTROS DRAFT PICKS   :D
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
HOLY CRAP. Pittsburgh should just give up. :lol

This is what you get for tweeting all that garbage, Juice. He's going to bring this shit to New York.

He's one K away from tying the MLB debut record, but I doubt the Nats let him go back out.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 08:53:40 PM
7 IPs, 4 Hs, 2 ERs, 14 Ks

NL NOM NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 08:58:04 PM
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
Baseball Jesus gets the W.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 09:44:43 PM
Mike Pelfrey just beasted 9 innings today. Too bad the Mets offense sucks.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 10:07:05 PM
Who the fuck is Mike Pelfrey?

Jesus just set a franchise record in his first game ever.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 10:09:48 PM
Yeah, for one of the few franchises less impressive than the Mets.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 10:16:56 PM
IKE DAVIS IS A FUCKING ANIMAL
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 10:18:51 PM
Yeah, for one of the few franchises less impressive than the Mets.

He threw 14 Ks in his MLB debut, one shy of tying the record and you're a hater? Man, this is going to bite your Mets so hard. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 10:19:44 PM
Dude, I'm joking. Just like all my tweets. Except for the one where I said "Holy. Fucking. Shit."

Christ, Willco.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 10:23:29 PM
Don't back down now. It's okay. He has only tied the most Ks in a single game for the season, and the most for a rookie pitcher since 1971. When he sees David Wright step up to the plate, he might get an erection - no joke! ;)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 10:24:28 PM
When he sees David Wright step up to the plate, he might get an erection

That's what the situational training was meant to accomplish.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_THJ_mo9A8P8/S4NIZZfkuLI/AAAAAAAACLE/EKglF0ZkyVA/s1600/david_wright--300x450.jpg)

So dreamy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 10:30:29 PM
How many times will Wright strikeout against Strasburg in his career?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 10:43:49 PM
Depends on whether Strasburg signs with the Yankees in 6 years or not.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 08, 2010, 10:47:49 PM
Why are the rays so dam good
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 10:58:29 PM
Depends on whether Strasburg signs with the Yankees in 6 years or not.

Why would he do that when he can stay with Cy Young winner Jordan Zimmermann, future HOF Ryan Zimmerman, NL Silver Slugger and MVP runner-up Bryce Harper, Gold Glove shortstop Ian Desmond and Rolaids Relief MOTY Drew Storen?

If the Nats can win games next season and sell tickets, they have a pretty awesome core that I think will be around for awhile. If they let Strasburg go, it'll only be because his arm blew out ala Kerry Wood.

* Not even counting blue chippers like Chris Marrero, Danny Espinosa and Derek Norris. Although if the Nats are .500, I think Norris gets traded for a bat.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 08, 2010, 11:01:17 PM
Because they'll offer him more money than God?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 11:04:36 PM
Will the Yankees even have a decent team in six years? I don't even know what their farm system looks like, and the core is rather old. Unless they plan on swapping teams with Tampa Bay, I can't imagine the Yankees being the best option for a guy wanting a ring.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 08, 2010, 11:14:42 PM
Quote from: WaPost
On Tuesday, four teenaged fans from Southbury, Conn. -- more Strasburg fans than Nationals fans, they said -- drove six hours south to Nationals Park, carrying a sign that read, "Strasburg Is Our Savior." It was merely the latest Biblical reference to a pitcher dubbed "Jesus" by awestruck teammates during spring training.

"It's a prophecy," one of the teenagers, Cody Herr, explained.

"Back home," said his friend, Zack Ulrich, "we call him Saint Stephen."

:rofl

I think the only comparable baseball event in the Baltimore/Washington area - within recent memory - was when Cal Ripken broke Lou Gehrig's record back in '95. Strasburg's debut could be devastating to the Orioles, as well. Between him and all the other young guys coming up, including Harper, I'm not sure if a lot of Maryland residents will make the trek to Camden anymore. Especially if the O's still suck.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on June 08, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
Depends on whether Strasburg signs with the Yankees in 6 years or not.

Not to troll, but I'm pretty sure this dude is blowing out his arm come 3 years from now.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2010, 10:45:16 AM
Ok Federwang, I'm now taking offers for Strasburg.  We'll start with half of your team.  The good half, please.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 09, 2010, 12:10:10 PM
Yeah, no way Strasburg stays with the Nationals :lol

Saved.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2010, 12:39:06 AM
Also, for those complaining about stupid trades- I agree!  But I set the league up so that the only way to do anything about it is by player votes, not a commish move.  Sorry, but in my experience having the commish able to veto trades just leads to more headaches than it's worth.

Short version:  MALEK, QUIT BEING STUPID!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 21, 2010, 10:06:06 PM
Is Stephen Strasburg the GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME?

:rolleyes
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2010, 12:19:13 AM
Who cares? He can't pitch every day and the Nats suck balls lately.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 22, 2010, 12:42:47 AM
You know who doesn't suck balls?  Your NL Leading Atlanta Braves.

 :patel
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2010, 01:43:24 AM
You know who doesn't suck balls?  Your NL Leading Atlanta Braves.

 :patel

Texas Rangers :patel
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Sanjuro on June 22, 2010, 01:46:37 AM
Oh hai thare
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2010, 01:56:18 AM
Oh hai thare

zomg
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 09, 2010, 08:48:32 PM
Quote
Seattle Mariners GM Jack Zduriencik announced today the club has acquired first baseman Justin Smoak, RHP Blake Beavan, INF Matt Lawson and RHP Josh Lueke from the Texas Rangers in exchange for LHP Cliff Lee and RHP Mark Lowe.

Sad to see Lee go, but we were never going to be able to sign him, and Smoak is a fucking stud.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 09, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Smoak's good for a team that's building for the future, but the Rangers has a shot this year so what they really needs is some good pitching to go along with their great batting. Hopefully they'll get the team sold soon and be able to make a few more acquisitions before the trade deadline.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 09, 2010, 09:20:15 PM
I hope it works for them, cause I don't see Lee signing a long-term deal with them. I bet he goes to Philadelpha, Boston or New York next season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on July 09, 2010, 10:45:11 PM
I'll be at the All Star parade on Tuesday. Will take video on my iPhone 4.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 09, 2010, 11:39:38 PM
lol Mets, lost to Melkdud and Worst All-Star Ever Omar Infante hitting homers off them.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 09, 2010, 11:43:27 PM
we lost because jerry manuel is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and bobby cox shat all over his fucking face with that wheel play
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 10, 2010, 01:16:35 AM
also because you're the Mets, and it's what you do
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 10, 2010, 03:06:25 AM
I hope it works for them, cause I don't see Lee signing a long-term deal with them. I bet he goes to Philadelpha, Boston or New York next season.

I think everybody down here knows this is a one year deal. It's just that this is the first time since 1999 that the Rangers have had a legit chance to make a playoff run, and they've gotta take it. I'm just glad they managed to pull the deal off, the ownership mess with Tom Hicks is reaching beyond ridiculous levels. If this was happening in New York or somewhere, he would have already been assassinated by angry fans.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
I hope it works for them, cause I don't see Lee signing a long-term deal with them. I bet he goes to Philadelpha, Boston or New York next season.

I think everybody down here knows this is a one year deal. It's just that this is the first time since 1999 that the Rangers have had a legit chance to make a playoff run, and they've gotta take it. I'm just glad they managed to pull the deal off, the ownership mess with Tom Hicks is reaching beyond ridiculous levels. If this was happening in New York or somewhere, he would have already been assassinated by angry fans.

Oh no, I sincerely hopes it works out for the Rangers. They just don't have much time to get it done with Lee.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 10, 2010, 08:07:24 PM
All is right with the universe:  Braves up 5 in the division, and will probably sweep the Mess tomorrow.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 10, 2010, 09:06:30 PM
if you're not already, you should be watching MLB Network RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 10, 2010, 11:43:40 PM
Turned cable off a week ago, why what's going on?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2010, 12:38:15 AM
Well you're hours late. Travis Wood had a perfect game going into the 9th vs the Phillies in his 3rd ML start. He lost it in the 9th, but ended up throwing nine innings of shutout ball. Unfortunately for him, Halladay did the same. Neither got the win. Remember when we thought Halladay would win 30 games in the NL playing for the only team in the league with an AL offense? The Phillies offense has been almost as bad as the Mets. I blame Werth for banging Utley's wife.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2010, 12:56:54 AM
The Phillies have been pretty bad this year offensively.  In their defense (and believe me I hate doing this) tho they haven't really had the core of their team all healthy at the same time.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2010, 12:58:26 AM
The Phillies are too old. I told my stepfather, a Phillies nut, that the window for more rings would be smaller than he thought.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2010, 01:02:14 AM
Meanwhile, the Braves are AWESOMESAUCE.  Best record in the NL even after that turrible April.  I'm veritably tweaking my nipples in excitement, let me tell you.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2010, 01:03:55 AM
That Lee trade (the Phillies one) was so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. :lol

Like Will said, they should have been focusing on winning again NOW since their window is closing. Not replenishing their farm system or some shit. The dude was making NINE million this year and he's fucking awesome. Instead they throw a shitton of money at Howard.

Whatever, it's good for all three of us here.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2010, 01:07:44 AM
Pretty much, yeah.  Although with how banged up their offense has been and what with Werth fucking Utley's wife, I'm not sure how much help Lee would have been if he'd been on their staff all year.  Just doesn't seem like it's the Phillies' year.

Meanwhile, I'm just praying that Troy Glaus keeps producing and our bullpen doesn't notice how awesome it's been.  Cause if they do, they'll probably implode from the shock of it all.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2010, 01:08:06 AM
The Lee trade was really for Halladay, and in that sense, it's not entirely awful. But was it worth it? Lee is money.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2010, 01:11:23 AM
The Lee trade was really for Halladay, and in that sense, it's not entirely awful. But was it worth it? Lee is money.

It wasn't though. They traded their prospects to the Jays for Halladay. Had both of them, but then sent Lee to the Ms for other prospects. Ms and Jays didn't deal with each other at ALL.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2010, 02:19:00 AM
:piss Cliff Lee :piss2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I actually saw that game in person.  :-\ :'( :-\
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 11, 2010, 02:33:40 AM
Eh, he'll work out for you guys.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2010, 02:37:33 AM
I'm sure it was just a one-off game, but it was pretty excruciating to watch in person. Although, it wasn't like the rest of the Rangers out there were doing much better.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2010, 03:41:53 AM
You know he'll do better. He wants DAT PAYDAY
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2010, 04:10:21 AM
So how about them Tigers? :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 12, 2010, 12:47:30 AM
Call me when you're actually leading your division, son.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2010, 12:59:11 AM
Santana's arm hasn't fallen off yet, Triumph.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 12, 2010, 01:01:34 AM
Yeah.  Give it another month or so. 

On a side note, my roto team is so historically bad that I'm pondering just quitting fantasy sports altogether.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2010, 01:03:46 AM
I don't know how I'm destroying everyone this badly in roto. Happened last year, too.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on July 12, 2010, 08:27:23 AM
I don't know how I'm destroying everyone this badly in roto. Happened last year, too.

i stopped caring  :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
How convenient. :P

And because we were just talking about those trades: http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/7/12/1565115/setting-a-franchise-back-x-years

Quote
Start playing "What if?" and the Phillies fans you know might reach for a weapon. For instance, what if the Phillies had waited to move Lee and hadn't signed Ryan Howard for 5 years and $125 million, and traded Lee for the Smoak package last week, enabling them to keep Werth, rather than Ibanez, past 2010. You'd be looking at a 2011 line up consisting of Smoak, Utley, Rollins, Polanco, Domonic Brown, Victorino, and Werth, rather than Howard, Utley, Rollins, Polanco, Brown, Victorino, and Ibanez. Swapping Werth for Ibanez makes the line up infinitely less lefty-heavy (and, thus, LOOGY vulnerable) in the middle, and the difference between Ibanez and Werth likely more than accounts for the difference between Howard and Smoak.

(Although that's wrong, because Howard would be in the 2011 lineup since his extension doesn't kick in until 2012)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2010, 05:01:58 PM
OMFG, I wish this Ranger's ownership mess would get sorted out. It's been dragging on forever, and just when it seems like it's about to get resolved, it takes another twist and ends up more deeply mired than ever. It's just getting bizarre at this point.

Quote
FORT WORTH -- The prospective new owners of the Texas Rangers, including team president Nolan Ryan, filed suit against the ballclub Monday, asking that a bankruptcy judge approve the sale agreed upon in May.

It was the latest twist in a messy drama being played out in federal bankruptcy court in Fort Worth.

As the saga grinds on, frustrated fans have apparently decided to target the negotiator appointed to work out a deal to lift the Rangers out of Chapter 11. William K. Snyder, 51, has suggested that the bidding be reopened at a new auction.

Security at the courthouse was stepped up after Snyder received threatening phone calls, U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Michael Lynn said Monday.


In the suit, Pittsburgh sports attorney Chuck Greenberg accused the club of breaching the purchase agreement he struck with owner Tom Hicks on May 23. That deal became part of the team's so-called "pre-packaged" voluntary bankruptcy plan filed the next day.

Lenders, who are owed $525 million, opposed the plan, prompting the appointment of a chief restructuring officer to determine the best deal.

The lawsuit, filed by Greenberg's new attorney, Thomas E. Lauria of Miami, apparently was timed to beat the group's imminent loss of exclusive rights to negotiate the purchase.

It asks Lynn to prevent the team, under Snyder's direction, from discussing a sale with rival bidders and asked the judge to order that the May 23 deal be consummated.

If not, Greenberg wants the cash difference between the value of his contract and the ballclub's fair market value.

Ryan, a Hall-of-Fame pitcher whose legend has been enhanced by the transformation of the Rangers into the American League West leaders, has made it clear that he will remain in Arlington only if Greenberg's group buys the team.

Snyder declined comment on the threats.

Security was stepped up at the federal courthouse Friday, when Snyder attended a Rangers bankruptcy hearing. A Federal Protective Service vehicle was parked conspicuously in front of the entrance, and the number of guards on duty was more than doubled.

"I don't know anything more than that Snyder has received threatening calls," Lynn said in an e-mail relayed from the bench.

Although a source close to the case said the calls were serious enough to alert federal officials, Lynn downplayed any potential danger. No one would describe the content of the threats or say how many have been received.

"I am not particularly worried about them," the judge said. "After all, we do get those e-mails from disgruntled fans who believe -- as, I understand, do some sports writers -- that I should construe the Bankruptcy Code as wished for by the fans.

"I don't expect anyone to shoot at him or me," he said. "A baseball through my window is another matter."

The guy the lenders want to be the owner has already been shot down by MLB to own any team after he broke a handshake agreement to buy the Astros, but for some reason they're just pushing himl  ::)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
 :-\ >:( :maf :-\ >:( :maf :yuck
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 13, 2010, 10:58:07 PM
Triumph is fapping.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 13, 2010, 11:02:10 PM
UNF.  That's how it's done, bitches.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 13, 2010, 11:09:28 PM
There's a reason I traded for Brian McCann in H2H!
spoiler (click to show/hide)
see, not all my trades are completely distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 13, 2010, 11:51:16 PM
YES

YES

YES

SUCK IT DOWN, YOUR ATLANTA BRAVES WILL HAVE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE FOR THE WS
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 12:09:26 AM
ALol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2010, 08:37:01 AM
Matt Capps, game-winning pitcher :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 01:59:07 PM
Braves send Yunel Escobar and Jojo Reyes to Toronto for Alex Gonzalez and a couple of minor leaguers.  Looks like this shit is all wrapped up.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:01:28 PM
Looks like a distinguished mentally-challenged trade (unless one of those pitchers you got turns out to be good).
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 02:10:24 PM
Only one pitcher, other player was a minor league shortstop.

Trade was great- Escobar was/is a dipshit that can't be bothered to keep his head in the game and play hard all the time, and his numbers had dipped this year.  We needed power and got it at a position you usually don't get it from, and Gonzalez by all accounts is a professional on the field and the clubhouse, which means he'll fit in great here.  Also, I don't need to go into the Life and Times of Jojo Reyes, cause he sucks.  He always has sucked and always will.  He is the second coming of Albie Lopez.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:15:11 PM
SELL LOW, BUY HIGH

Braves philosophy!

Gonzalez's power won't continue through the second half.

And yeah, the other guy had a shitton of steals. The pitcher is my size, which is kinda awesome. I really think the trade is more for the possibly underrated prospects than Gonzalez, really.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 02:24:40 PM
It's entirely likely.  I mean shit, the Vazquez trade (which looks good now that he sucks this season and Hudson is awesome) was mainly for the minor league pitcher and not Melk-dud.

As for "buying high" being our philosophy... uh, no.  Trying to get lucky with reclamation projects (Troy Glaus, Billy Wagner) on the (relative) cheap is what we've been up for the past couple years.  We've just got lucky in a couple of cases this year which is why we're doing so well.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:26:58 PM
I was just making a joke about this particular trade with sell low, buying high. And Hudson is gonna turn to (relative) shit in the second half. The guy isn't striking out anyone, and it's not like he has a 2009 Joel Pineiro or Roy Halladay BB rate.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 02:29:48 PM
Wrong about Hudson.  Over the past month, he's been striking out more guys than earlier in the season.  And ALL of his stats are better recently.  This is pretty easy stuff to look up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Your team is doomed.
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
GODDAMN IT

I was thinking of when he only struck out 3 Mets last game. Livan strikes out more Mets than that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 02:34:57 PM
:lol

For reference, here are two pitcher's k/9 over the last month.  Tell me who is who:

5.36 k/9
6.25 k/9

spoiler (click to show/hide)
First one is Johan Santana, second is Tim Hudson.  :rofl
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:36:24 PM
I never said Santana was awesome this year. :-\

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2010/05/06/johan-santanas-trend-lines-are-depressing/

But over past 28 days, Santana's K/BB has been higher!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2010, 02:38:07 PM
Shhh, Santana is anchoring my staff in the auction league!

...not really, but yeah.  He's an above average pitcher at this point, not an ace.  Then again, the Braves don't really have an ace either, but all of our starters are decent to above average and our bullpen is like a rampaging Mongol Horde of yore or some shit.

re: k/bb and Hudson, he's always had more walks than you think he should because his pitches have so much fucking movement, especially that sinker.  He can't always control it but it does awesome shit.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
R.A. Dickey > Santana :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2010, 02:48:32 AM
All is right in the universe:  Braves win, Mets and Phils lose.  Washington doesn't play and no one notices.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 03:56:16 AM
I noticed. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 16, 2010, 11:31:13 PM
Bengie Molina hit for the cycle tonight, another good game for the Rangers over the Red Sox. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 18, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Yunel Escobar with a Grand Slam. For the Blue Jays. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2010, 06:54:04 PM
That's cool, Brian McCann had a grandslam too.  For your National League East leading Atlanta Braves.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 18, 2010, 07:12:02 PM
::)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2010, 12:21:14 AM
 :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 19, 2010, 09:04:10 PM
He just hit another HR. It was all Chipper's fault.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2010, 02:59:29 AM
Cruz's two-run homer in the 14th Inning makes the Rangers 4-1 since the All-Star Break. Oh yes, this will be THE YEAR. I want to believe!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2010, 10:04:30 PM
Tommy "BIG GAME" Hunter :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 21, 2010, 01:50:22 AM
Man, another Braves win and more losses from the Mutts and Phils.  At this rate we're gonna have the division locked up by late August.  MAKE IT INTERESTING AT LEAST!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2010, 02:37:28 AM
Tigers :fbm
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
Tommy Hunter extends his record to 8-0, Feliz inches closer to the rookie record for saves with 28 (37 is the record), and the Texas Rangers are 7 games ahead of the Angels in the AL West. It's a miracle. :bow
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 25, 2010, 11:17:21 PM
:bow Hunter :bow2

:bow Feliz :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2010, 11:27:16 PM
Mets :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2010, 12:15:12 AM
Thank Baby Jebus that the Mets are, well, the Mets and can't take advantage of the Braves stumbling a little bit lately.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2010, 11:21:14 PM
:bow Cliff Lee :bow2

9 Innings, 13 K, 0 Walks, 0 ER
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 12:26:04 AM
Rangers are actually playing like a real team this season.  :o
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 29, 2010, 07:47:35 PM
Strasburg already on the DL? SMH

Willco am suiciding
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
Looks like his career is done. :patel
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:25:33 PM
He's fine. He has hit the proverbial wall; he matched his innings pitched totals in college and looks like he's cooked. Nationals are being over protective because they don't want him to blow out his arm.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 29, 2010, 08:26:58 PM
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/07/29/jim-bunning-thinks-stephen-strasburg-is-a-wimp/
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:27:26 PM
It does suck that the team has not been able to put the whole rotation together. Olsen gets called up as soon as Strasburg is on the DL. Zimmermann and Detwiler haven't had a lot of time to work out of their rehab. I was kind of hoping that the rotation would come together. Oh well, next year. :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:28:16 PM
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/07/29/jim-bunning-thinks-stephen-strasburg-is-a-wimp/

I can't blame Strasburg. The Nationals are coddling him. If he sneezes, he's going on the DL.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 29, 2010, 08:28:27 PM
You guys need some Dick






ey
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:29:41 PM
I'm happy with their arms. Everyone comes into camp healthy next season. Yay. No more surgeries! (Crosses fingers.)

I just hope if they trade Dunn and Capps that they score a 2B or OF, so we can begin to piece together a legit lineup to score some runs for Strasburg, Zimmermann, Olsen and Detwiler.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:30:51 PM
Bah, in a couple of years, with fully developed staff and a few position players at their peak and BRYCE HARPER!!! the Nationals will be better than the Yankees, whose starting lineup will have AARP cards.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:36:51 PM
Except D.C. is one of the top eight markets in the nation, bro. :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
The best story out of the Nationals goes down tomorrow anyway :lol
....

When Miguel Batista filled in for superstar teammate Stephen Strasburg when the Nationals played the Braves on Tuesday, he was expecting some boos. He probably didn't think he'd end up the most hated man in Iowa.

Then he dared to insult Miss Iowa, the state's beauty queen.

"Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa," the 39-year-old hurler said, comparing Strasburg to himself.

Katherine Connors, the reigning Miss Iowa, took a little offense to Batista's comments, and playfully invited the pitcher to walk a mile in her high heels.

"I know I can throw a pitch or two," Connors said in a statement. "The question is, can Miguel Batista walk the runway in a swimsuit?"

Batista, after seeing a picture of Connnors, admitted to the Washington Post that Miss Iowa was "gorgeous," and said his comments were not meant to insult her. He also arranged for flowers to be sent to her home in Iowa.

The story of Beauty and Batista doesn't end there though. The company that puts together the Miss Iowa USA pageant announced on Thursday that Connors will be in Washington Friday night to throw out the first pitch at the Nationals-Phillies game.

"Pageant organizers felt it would only be appropriate for Batista and Connors to meet in person and show there was no ill will," the statement says.

The organizers also offered Batista the chance to be a judge at this year's Miss Iowa pageant in October.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 08:42:48 PM
Would hit:

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b88/ameliavega/Miss%20USA%202010/Fadil/iowa.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Robo on July 29, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
Quote
"Pageant organizers felt it would only be appropriate for Batista and Connors to meet in person and show there was no ill will," the statement says.

Something can be learned from this: blatantly insult gorgeous women, then admit that you're wrong, and you're in!  :bow Batista :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 09:09:20 PM
Batista sent her flowers like a PIMP. 39-year-old PIMP. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 29, 2010, 11:12:34 PM
Matt Capps traded. :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 30, 2010, 12:47:11 AM
Complete lemon.  He'll be heading Distant's way to for a few years before retiring.

 :'(

We are so shitty. Actually, that's not accurate. We're worse than that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2010, 01:26:41 AM
Matt Capps traded. :'(

Dude, that trade is fucking awesome for you. I'm kinda pissed. Ramos was the Twins #1 prospect coming into the season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on July 30, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
I liked Valencia better than I liked Ramos.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Matt Capps traded. :'(

Dude, that trade is fucking awesome for you. I'm kinda pissed. Ramos was the Twins #1 prospect coming into the season.

Yeah, after I read about it, I feel pretty good. That means we can convert our best hitting prospect, Derek Norris, to 1B. He was good at the plate, but a mediocre catch.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2010, 12:13:19 PM
I liked Valencia better than I liked Ramos.

Yeah, I said "coming into the season" for a reason. Ramos has had a disappointing year. But I don't know why the Twins felt the need to sell low on him -- maybe they know something the Nats (and us) don't.

Quote
Yeah, after I read about it, I feel pretty good. That means we can convert our best hitting prospect, Derek Norris, to 1B. He was good at the plate, but a mediocre catch.

And Harper can move to the outfield, if that wasn't already a foregone conclusion.

Edit: Apparently Ramos was #2 in the Twins' system according to BA before the season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2010, 12:13:38 PM
I just discovered Baseball-Reference.com and it's now become my new obsession.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2010, 12:32:33 PM
I just discovered Baseball-Reference.com and it's now become my new obsession.

...wat

Do you know what Fangraphs is?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 30, 2010, 12:50:35 PM
(http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/17816/Feature-Strassberg-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
FIRE SALE!!! GUZMAN TO THE RANGERS!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
We also got Jorge Cantu from the Marlins. No money, no problems. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 04:44:26 PM
The Nationals reportedly got Martin Perez and/or Tanner Scheppers. If so, score!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 04:46:22 PM
So, the Nationals are intent to sign Dunn to an extension if they don't find a trade partner. I'm not sure if this is to try and scare up more prospects or what.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
MLB reporting Nationals got Ryan Tatusko (http://twitter.com/rtusk40) and another prospect. Bill Ladson says Nationals "obtain two good pitching prospects who aren't yet major league ready".

Martin Perez, please. :hyper
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 30, 2010, 11:56:47 PM
Tonight should just underscore what everyone other than the Phillies already knew- Roy Oswalt isn't an ace anymore.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 30, 2010, 11:57:30 PM
He's a good pitcher, but the Nats already beat him up earlier in the year. It's not like he gained any new stuff from Houston.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2010, 02:47:35 AM
Greenburg/Ryan upped their bid for the Rangers and tried to get the chief restructuring officer to cancel the auction and accept their deal. It didn't work, but it really pissed Mark Cuban off when he thought the auction might be off, which makes it seem like he's really super serious about buying the Rangers, and that he's probably going to get it. The MLB doesn't really want him as an owner, but at this point I think they'll accept anyone with money.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on July 31, 2010, 10:47:57 PM
From the NYM/AZ game last night:
(http://media2.myfoxny.com//photo/2010/07/31/protests_20100731093124_640_480.JPG)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 31, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
Looks like sending Dayton Moore to the Royals as their GM might be our best long-term move ever, cause we just fleeced the fuck out of them for Ankiel and Professor Farnsworth.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 05, 2010, 01:49:00 AM
Good has triumphed over evil. :rock After 16 hours of courtroom drama and with bids approaching $600 Million, the Ranger's auction is apparently over with Nolan Ryan/Chuck Greenberg defeating Mark Cuban/Jim Crane. I think everyone had given up all hope of this outcome, and were already preparing for the Mark Cuban era, but somehow Ryan/Greenberg outbid them. The practical upshot of this is of course that Nolan Ryan will remain team president, which almost certainly wouldn't have been the case if Cuban had won.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2010, 02:11:48 AM
I think it would have been interesting if Cuban took over. That said, Nolan Ryan :rock

Dude got rid of pitch count pussy bullshit and look where it's gotten the Rangers. 3rd best ERA in the AL.

Although much of that could be due to their great defense. Elvis Andrus  :omg
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 05, 2010, 08:56:39 AM
Elvis Andrus  :-\
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2010, 09:33:30 AM
Elvis Andrus :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 11, 2010, 02:09:27 PM
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Returning from his first trip to the disabled list, Strasburg turned in the worst start of his sometimes-spectacular rookie season, allowing a career-high six earned runs in a career-low 4 1/3 innings Tuesday night, and his Washington Nationals lost to the Florida Marlins 8-2.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=300810120 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=300810120)

Called it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Looks like his career is done. :patel
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 11, 2010, 09:50:13 PM
I'm starting to reach my breaking point on Wright, at least in the sense of defending him against naysayers. 4 fucking strikeouts tonight. His slash line is WORSE than last year now. FUCK EVERYTHING
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on August 11, 2010, 09:51:08 PM
mcann hitting a GS and getting me 16 fantasy points at the same time  8)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2010, 12:30:44 AM
K-Rod beat up his father-in-law
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on August 12, 2010, 02:19:42 AM
Holy shit @ the Giants. Resurgence of the decade right there.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2010, 08:35:13 AM
You know Cajole, I would take the time to mock you for the Mets' implosion and all the crap the players seem to get involved in, but I'm honestly too busy with being concerned with winning our division, you know?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2010, 08:40:04 AM
Not really. What's "winning a division"?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2010, 08:44:19 AM
Remember how those two years the Mets were in the lead and then blew it on the last day of the season?  Yeah, not that.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2010, 10:47:18 AM
Fat woman = Mets
Wall = clinching NL East

(http://i29.tinypic.com/sm6anr.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on August 12, 2010, 06:10:30 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol @ Cajole's pic


BTW, Looks like Chipper is done for the year with torn ACL. Now we get a 3B platoon as well.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 14, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
Tim Hudson is a goddamn beast.  And I got him with my last pick in the auction league.  A WINNER AM ME.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2010, 12:23:21 AM
Tim Hudson is a goddamn beast.  And I got him with my last pick in the auction league.  A WINNER AM ME.

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 22, 2010, 02:19:13 AM
I await the Tommy John surgery announcement.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2010, 06:26:18 PM
Federwang is probably eating his sorrows away; local buffets are on high alert.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 27, 2010, 10:44:51 AM
Tommy John surgery.

Willco to blow back up to 350 pounds, confirmed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2010, 10:48:15 AM
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2010, 10:48:37 AM
Well, at least Harper and Strasburg will be able to play their first full seasons together. It's pretty ridiculous that we just got back Jordan Zimmermann from Tommy John and then lose Strasburg.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2010, 10:59:23 AM
 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

:gloomy :gloomy :gloomy Nationals' fans :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 27, 2010, 11:07:07 AM
I can't even enjoy this. If Strasburg was on the Braves or Phillies, sure. Even then it'd be tough because Strasburg really *was* fun to watch.

Willco :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 27, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
I like how the Washington media is spinning his impending surgery.

"Hey, guys, it's okay! After the surgery he'll be as good as ever!! In a couple of seasons..."
 
:lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 27, 2010, 01:14:32 PM
What's the percentage of pitchers successfully coming back from Tommy John surgery?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2010, 01:17:37 PM
Between 80 to 90% these days.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 27, 2010, 01:56:26 PM
Hey, look at Tim Hudson this year!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Still waiting for him to regress
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2010, 02:11:25 PM
I'm not too concerned about Strasburg coming back from injury. He's young, the doctor will be the same that handled Zimmermann, the organization has dealt with the rehab before, etc.

It just sucks. Because I really thought 2011, with Zimmermann/Strasburg, was the start of something positive. And if they could call up Harper in 2012, maybe make a push. That kind of pushes that timetable back.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 27, 2010, 08:50:56 PM
Really bummed for baseball fans about Strasburg.

The shitty thing about Tommy John is although pitchers do come back, it usually takes until the next year after for them to be effective again.  So 2013 might be a more realistic view, and that puts it into perspective because 2013 is a long damn way away, anything could happen...

Sucks, you'd hate for Strasburg to become one of those stories like Fidrych who had a badass rookie season and was never heard from again.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 28, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
Hey, look at Tim Hudson this year!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Still waiting for him to regress
[close]

Andddd he's doing the opposite. 13Ks tonight. FML
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 29, 2010, 12:13:08 AM
Tim Hudson is a goddamn beast.  And I got him with my last pick in the auction league.  A WINNER AM ME.

FUCK YOU

13 Ks for Huddy tonight.  Reverting to the mean indeed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 29, 2010, 02:10:08 AM
DID YOU REALLY NEED TO REPEAT WHAT I ALREADY SAID

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 29, 2010, 08:44:54 AM
What's awesome is that since he and Santana are pitching in the same spot in the rotation, you can compare them after each start!

Santana 7.0 IP 8H 4R 4ER 1BB 4K 1.19 WHIP 3.02 ERA
Hudson 7.0 IP 6H 1R 1ER 1BB 13K 1.09 WHIP 2.24 ERA

:teehee

Also, awesome fact not related by those stats:  12 of Huddy's 13 k last night were swing and miss.  His stuff is JUST.THAT.FILTHY.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2010, 09:23:51 PM
Yep, looks like Cliff Lee is already a Yankee, just takin' it easy until he can rent out an apartment next to his heterosexual life-partner CC Sabathia.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 01, 2010, 01:12:05 AM
Aroldis Chapman is the real deal

Hit 102.7 MPH on Pitch F/X.

And threw this pitch:

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/429194/ChapmanSL2.gif)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2010, 01:20:10 AM
That pitch is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.  Jesus Christ the break on that.

And Cajole, I know you're upset, but if you need someone to talk to in order to deal with the grief of trading away Jeff Francouer... you probably need to find someone else.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 01, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
Chapman just hit 104. Twice (rounded).
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on September 01, 2010, 10:39:05 PM
you guys hear what LaRoche did you Kelly Johnson?

http://deadspin.com/5627396/at+bat-music-is-ripe-for-a-prank

 :lol :lol

Something an Evilbore member would do.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2010, 12:05:09 PM
Is there any particular reason why Nyjer Morgan has turned into a WWE caricature? I'm half expecting Vince McMahon to show up to games, and Nyjer break the umps' back with a folding chair.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2010, 12:06:07 PM
you guys hear what LaRoche did you Kelly Johnson?

http://deadspin.com/5627396/at+bat-music-is-ripe-for-a-prank

 :lol :lol

Something an Evilbore member would do.

That is awesome. :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 12, 2010, 07:32:26 AM
Jeff Francoeur with the walk-off hit-by-a-pitch off of Mariano Rivera. :lol

After playing like doodoo for the past few weeks, the Rangers managed to grind out 2 tough wins in a row against the Yankees to put together a nice little 4 game win streak. Maybe they can avoid getting swept in the first round. One can only dream.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2010, 09:41:14 AM
Also, I would like to thank the Mutts for beating the Phils last night to get the Braves back into a 1st place tie.  Turns out you guys are good for something.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
It's FJM Day on Deadspin and it's glorious.

http://deadspin.com/5644385/lets-welcome-special-guest-bill-conlin-as-he-helps-me-criticize-bill-conlin

Quote
This is the final year of the free-agent contract GM Pat Gillick gave him in 2008. He will make $6.5 million as history's highest-paid 47-year-old ballplayer. It seems unlikely the Phillies would offer him anything close to that. Clubs were not lined up to sign him after the 2008 season, so the contract appeared to be more out of reward than urgency. Despite the incessant bleating of the forum posters and commenters, the contract has turned out to be a steal. Approaching the season's midpoint, Moyer's return has been a 21-16 record. At today's obscene rates for starting pitching, he represents a tremendous bargain.

Junior: Let's play a game: Every time you mention wins, Bill Gates will donate 50 cents to malaria research.

Bill Conlin: That's very funny —

Junior: Oh wait you just bankrupted Bill Gates are you happy? God. Bill Conlin just eliminated malaria from the face of the earth because he cited wins so goddamn much.

By comparison, Mets ace Johan Santana will earn $39 million over the same period for an 18-14 record. Is there even an argument?

Junior: That's great. That's really fucking great. This is a perfect example of why wins should be flushed down the stat-toilet along with toilet paper made of batting average and used condoms filled with RBIs.

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 22, 2010, 04:45:58 PM
Quote
Look, Nolan Ryan is hilariously, abominably overrated (second-highest voting percentage ever for the Hall of Fame, are you shitting me?), but he was Abbey Road to Moyer's Oasis' Heathen Chemistry (1.2 on Pitchfork hahahahahaha [Abbey Road would have gotten like at least a 6.3 on Pitchfork]).

:lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
You have a gun ready, Triumph?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2010, 01:47:46 AM
Yeah, it's not looking good.  We forgot how to win, I guess.  I mean, we could still pull it out; we just have to be better than the Pads and Rockies down the stretch but seeing as how instilling a sense of urgency into his players has never been Bobby's thing, yeah we're probably done for.  Honestly, that's probably a fitting way for him to go out- failing to reach the post-season with an incredibly talented young team because he won't get anyone fired up.

At least we're gonna be awesome for years to come, tho.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2010, 01:48:35 AM
Quote
At least we're gonna be awesome for years to come, tho.

That's what I thought in 2006.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2010, 02:02:41 AM
Quote
At least we're gonna be awesome for years to come, tho.

That's what I thought in 2006.

Yeah, but you guys are the Mets. 
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 23, 2010, 02:08:34 AM
The Mets  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


u guys ready for the rays to bring home the trophy? I wish I was unbanned at gaf  :'(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2010, 02:14:14 AM
Quote
At least we're gonna be awesome for years to come, tho.

That's what I thought in 2006.

Yeah, but you guys are the Mets. 

(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/adamacry.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love this GIF too much
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Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
Hey Federwang, looks like Stan Kasten is hip to the super secret news about Strasburg's elbow being mincemeat. (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-nationals-kastenresigning)

Guess we can finally attribute all that success in Atlanta to Schuerholz, Bobby and Leo.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 23, 2010, 09:04:53 PM
Kasten left because he knows the Lerners aren't going to spend any money this winter, and he's grown tired of begging them to increase payroll. He's not popular in Washington whatsoever, and never endeared himself to the now dwindling fanbase, but I can't fault him for leaving. He left the team in better shape than when we received it - which was whatever remains were left from when Omar Minaya thoroughly raped its corpse.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2010, 07:32:04 PM
For Triumph:

(http://sfappeal.com/news/images/gun.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 02, 2010, 11:54:06 PM
Why would I want to use that?  It's over too quickly.  I'm gonna go on one legendary bender.  It's gonna make Nic Cage from Leaving Las Vegas look like a pussy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 03, 2010, 07:16:30 PM
goddamn it i hate baseball
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 03, 2010, 07:20:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

SUCK IT DOWN, CAJOLE

SUCK

IT

DOOOOOOWN

Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 03, 2010, 07:27:06 PM
TAMPA BAY RAYS 2010 AL EAST CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.


THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING ME THROUGHOUT THESE YEARS. THIS YEAR WE WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES AND DO WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 200RAYGHT.


UNBAN ME AT GAF PLEASE Y2KEV.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2010, 10:38:03 PM
The Mutts fired Manuel and Minaya today.  In another month I doubt that there will be anyone left in the organization that isn't as white as my ass and speaks enough Spanish to order from Taco Bell and not a bit more.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
Rangers :rock
Cliff Lee :rock :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on October 06, 2010, 03:01:12 PM
They updated the MLB At Bat iOS apps to allow FREE streaming of all postseason games :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2010, 05:01:22 PM
Rangers :rock
Cliff Lee :rock :rock

good to see the rangers have some bandwagon fans.

FAIRWEATHER feggits
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2010, 05:11:28 PM
DONT CENCOR THAT YOU RACIST WEB BOARD SYSTEM. I CALLED THEM FAIRWEATHER F/-|GGOTS BECUZ THEY ARE. FUCK U RANGERS
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2010, 05:24:08 PM
lol Rays

When's the David Price Cy Young award ceremony? Best right down the middle of the plate pitcher ever. :bow2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2010, 05:40:47 PM
Rangers :rock
Cliff Lee :rock :rock

good to see the rangers have some bandwagon fans.

FAIRWEATHER distinguished effete fellows

I've been watching the Rangers for years, dude.  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
Halladay > Lee
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2010, 07:21:14 PM
This season's so boring. Let's just fastforward to the eventual Rays-Yankees AL East Championship showdown plz.

is it time yet?

no. another week i guess
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2010, 07:30:16 PM
IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS?!?!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v11PMKHCteY/TKtmbD8WLNI/AAAAAAAABkM/vDrvvdwGhzE/s1600/poster1.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2010, 07:35:09 PM
IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS?!?!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v11PMKHCteY/TKtmbD8WLNI/AAAAAAAABkM/vDrvvdwGhzE/s1600/poster1.jpg)

call me when it's a perfect game in the world series :smug
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2010, 07:38:53 PM
God, I hope CC gets fucking destroyed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2010, 07:40:04 PM
halladay is good, big news cajole why you sucking on the teat of the phillies now


BANDWAGONER
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2010, 07:41:34 PM
Oh shut the fuck up

It's not like the Reds were going to win once the Phillies scored 4 runs. Might as well root for history.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2010, 07:45:23 PM
Also loved Halladay before he went to the Phillies. Fuck, Mets got the wrong pitcher. :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2010, 07:49:21 PM
 :smug now time for some real baseball
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 07, 2010, 04:18:28 PM
Rays getting destroyed again, Joe Maddon goes back to the clubhouse to cry.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 07, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
they should call this team the NEW YORK RANGERS because they're cheating just as badly
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 07, 2010, 05:02:37 PM
Rangers :rock

C. J. Wilson :rock :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
poor sylar
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on October 07, 2010, 08:38:47 PM
hopefully the Braves can rock the Giants tonight  :)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2010, 11:26:37 PM
...Tim Lincecum is fucking sick.  All that can be said, really.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 07, 2010, 11:29:52 PM
STUPID FUCKING MARINERS GODDAMMIT WAY TO DRAFT MORROW INSTEAD OF LINCECUM OH FUCK YOU TRADED MORROW TO TORONTO AND WE COULD HAVE LINCECUM FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKERTON FUCKFACE FUCKERS

:maf
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2010, 11:35:47 PM
That's ok, the Braves paid the following one year failure price for the following players:

Adam Wainwright for JD Drew

Elvis Andrus and Jarrod Saltalamachia for Mark Texeira

Having Wainwright and Andrus on our team sounds pretty good right about now, especially considering that our projected game 2 starter FOULED A FUCKING BALL OFF OF HIS EYE DURING BATTING PRACTICE OH FUCKING JESUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE ARE SO FUCKED.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2010, 11:45:57 PM
LOL
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 07, 2010, 11:48:20 PM
At least you're in the playoffs.

 :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2010, 11:51:20 PM
LOL

How's the feel of a losing record again?  Just wondering.  Also, hope Johan's shit is able to be put back together.  Good call on getting him over other, less Hispanic players.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2010, 11:52:09 PM
LOL

How's the feel of a losing record again?  Just wondering.  Also, hope Johan's shit is able to be put back together.  Good call on getting him.

Get back to me when your team wins more playoff games than the Mets this year. Or even scores more runs.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 08, 2010, 12:05:01 AM
LOL

How's the feel of a losing record again?  Just wondering.  Also, hope Johan's shit is able to be put back together.  Good call on getting him.

Get back to me when your team wins more playoff games than the Mets this year. Or even scores more runs.

We did manage two hits off Lincecum, which I would like to think is two more than the Mets would have gotten.  Dude was gross tonight, and we're not exactly fielding an optimal team right now.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2010, 12:09:11 AM
LOL

How's the feel of a losing record again?  Just wondering.  Also, hope Johan's shit is able to be put back together.  Good call on getting him.

Get back to me when your team wins more playoff games than the Mets this year. Or even scores more runs.

We did manage two hits off Lincecum, which I would like to think is two more than the Mets would have gotten.  Dude was gross tonight, and we're not exactly fielding an optimal team right now.

That's what happens when your 3rd baseman hasn't played a full season since I was in high school.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 08, 2010, 12:10:02 AM
At least he's not trying to fuck The Situation.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2010, 12:11:05 AM
The situational training paid off! 29 HR!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on October 08, 2010, 02:04:49 AM
Cy Young #3 for Lincecum?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2010, 02:17:48 AM
god you are a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Ganhyun on October 08, 2010, 05:38:31 PM
I'd say The Doc has the Cy young wrapped up in the NL right now.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2010, 01:21:53 PM
I think Triumph started drinking last night and passed out before seeing the Braves come back and win.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: ManaByte on October 09, 2010, 01:46:54 PM
Tony Gwynn has cancer :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 09, 2010, 08:49:14 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol TEXAS  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2010, 11:42:21 PM
I think Triumph started drinking last night and passed out before seeing the Braves come back and win.

Nah, I had to be up and at work at 5:30 this morning, so I missed the end of the game.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2010, 12:21:27 AM
I think Triumph started drinking last night and passed out before seeing the Braves come back and win.

Nah, I had to be up and at work at 5:30 this morning, so I missed the end of the game.

Sucks, dude. :(

I was staring at the TV with my jaw to the floor. RICK ANKIEL

And Farnsworth with the win WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 10, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
THE RAYS BABY YEAH
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: bork on October 10, 2010, 07:56:05 PM
LOL Braves.  Getting owned by the Giants at the top of the ninth.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2010, 08:23:17 PM
That series has been awesome.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2010, 10:57:00 PM
Brooks Conrad is a dead man.  His family... dead.  His friends... dead.  His fucking dogs... dead.

DEAD.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2010, 11:14:09 PM
Phillies are going to fucking roll over whoever wins that series anyway. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2010, 12:12:38 AM
Yeah, Halladay + Oswalt is nasty man, it even makes up for Manuel being a shitty manager.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2010, 09:08:12 AM
And Hamels just threw a complete game shutout. He's in 2008 mode.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2010, 10:53:14 PM
Cliff Lee is unreal.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 12, 2010, 11:12:15 PM
Rangers :rock
Cliff Lee :rock :rock

:piss 200RAYGHT :piss2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2010, 11:14:46 PM
21 K, 0 BB in 16 IP

DISGUSTING

I want the World Series to be Rangers-Phillies and for Lee to dominate the fuck out of the Phillies SO BAD
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2010, 11:17:04 PM
21 K, 0 BB in 16 IP

DISGUSTING

I want the World Series to be Rangers-Phillies and for Lee to dominate the fuck out of the Phillies SO BAD

SAME

I'm not sure he can go twice against the Yanks tho.  When does that series start?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 12, 2010, 11:21:12 PM
Series starts Friday.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2010, 11:22:00 PM
21 K, 0 BB in 16 IP

DISGUSTING

I want the World Series to be Rangers-Phillies and for Lee to dominate the fuck out of the Phillies SO BAD

SAME

I'm not sure he can go twice against the Yanks tho.  When does that series start?
He can go Games 3 and 7 both on full rest.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Bocsius on October 12, 2010, 11:22:46 PM
So you're saying Yankees in 5?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Rman on October 13, 2010, 12:24:56 AM
I'm predicting a sweep by both Yankees and Phillies.  It's gonna be a WS rematch. 
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Bulleta©™® on October 13, 2010, 12:26:26 AM
Hooray! Now just beat the Yankees, Rangers.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 13, 2010, 04:49:21 PM
shut up red scarlet  :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2010, 08:06:16 PM
Go Rangers, beat the shit out of the Yankees!!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
Go Rangers, beat the shit out of the Yankees!!

:rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2010, 08:56:47 PM
Hamilton is BACK, baby!!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Rman on October 15, 2010, 11:17:20 PM
Go Rangers, beat the shit out of the Yankees!!
Yankees baseball, baby.  Can't count us out until the final pitch.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2010, 11:19:00 PM
Fucking yankees.  I'm seriously almost done with baseball if it's gonna be the stanks and the phils again.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2010, 11:31:02 PM
new avatar for the rest of the playoffs
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2010, 12:57:37 AM
:piss Yankees :piss2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2010, 07:00:47 PM
Well, let's how the Rangers blow THIS big lead in the last few innings.  :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2010, 07:10:44 PM
The Yankees pitching is really godawful.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 16, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
Now it's time for Cliff Lee to come in and do his thing.  8)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2010, 08:29:58 PM
Hamilton doin' his thang! :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2010, 11:08:53 PM
Cliff Lee is not of this world. Getting more and more excited about Lee vs Halladay. Man, the Rangers could have been up 3-0...
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 18, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
That was just filthy. Even if the Rangers can only win one of the next three games, you gotta like their chances in a Game 7.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2010, 11:41:00 PM
Cliff Lee is not of this world. Getting more and more excited about Lee vs Halladay. Man, the Rangers could have been up 3-0...

Yeah, take out that 8th inning in the first game and the Yankees have just looked dead. Rangers starters have looked really good in the series though.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2010, 11:48:26 PM
It's amazing how Lincecum's 2 H, 14 K, 1 BB game is only the third-most impressive start this postseason.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2010, 12:20:18 AM
lol @ Bill Simmons

http://twitter.com/sportsguy33

Quote
# Looks like it's not New York's night tonight. I'd like to apologize to the Yankee fans for screwing things up tonight. My bad.     about 1 hour ago  via web

 # You can almost feel this walkoff 3-run HR by A-Rod coming, can't you? about 1 hour ago via web

 # Yanks did their job - they wore out Lee in 7 innings, now they can feast on Texas' set-up guys. Bookies wouldn't take odds on a big NYY 8th. about 2 hours ago via web

# If this piece of crap NFL game doubles the rating for a terrific playoff baseball game, the "America's pastime" label is dead. about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

# Yanks starting to figure out Lee. You can see it. Only question is whether their bats will explode in the 5th or 6th inning. about 3 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

# Andy Pettitte has 18 postseason wins! Most ever! And he's an underdog at home in a playoff game? Come on... this is the dumbest thing ever. about 4 hours ago via web

# Cliff Lee's been on 4 teams in the last 15 mths. He went 4-6 for Texas with a 3.98 ERA. Now he's 1986 Mike Scott? Come on. Yanks in a romp. about 4 hours ago via web

# The nonstop Cliff Lee hype + Vegas making Texas slight favs vs Pettitte in NY has me convinced: Game 3 will be a Yankee romp. Lock it down. about 5 hours ago via web
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 12:31:45 AM
What a tool.  :lol

On a different note, it's mind-boggling that the Phillies could have had Cliff Lee AND Roy Halladay this season.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 12:32:52 AM
Yeah, they're fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. As I already said, I want Lee to beat them SO FUCKING BAD

Halladay-Lee-Hamels would've been un-fucking-beatable.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 12:35:13 AM
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12082922/199470_ALCS_Rangers_Yankees_Baseball.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/RL1I0.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 12:37:24 AM
The expression on the umpire's face makes that first pictures even better.  :lol
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 12:41:42 AM
At first I was like

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/nolanryanface.jpg)

But then I

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/300h.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
Quote from: LookoutLanding
There have been 32 starts in playoff history where a guy struck out 10+, and walked 1 or fewer. Cliff Lee has five of them

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 19, 2010, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: LookoutLanding
There have been 32 starts in playoff history where a guy struck out 10+, and walked 1 or fewer. Cliff Lee has five of them

Jesus Christ.

That dude is fucking insane in the playoffs.  I wonder how much the Yankees are gonna pay him this offseason.  Of course, Boston could decide to spend some money too.

No chance he goes to the Mets; I mean, it's obvious he wants to play for a winner.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Nolan Ryan's gonna make it rain. Write it down!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
:(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 07:07:52 PM
Phillies need to win tomorrow or they are done :D
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
Quote from: LookoutLanding
There have been 32 starts in playoff history where a guy struck out 10+, and walked 1 or fewer. Cliff Lee has five of them

Jesus Christ.

[youtube=560,345]AQ0eoH4l4us[/youtube]
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2010, 08:39:49 PM
Can the Yankee's buy two Home Runs?
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/5zmqvp.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 10:54:38 PM
Is anyone else watching this???? Holy shit, the Yankees might be done.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Sanjuro on October 19, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 11:37:19 PM
Simmons reverse jinx has been powerful

hey have you gotten Fringe yet
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 11:50:50 PM
REALLY close call there in the 8th. But no harm done.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2010, 11:54:05 PM
Washington got fucking saved. Dude is a straight-up moron.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 19, 2010, 11:55:02 PM
Hamilton is a BEAST.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 20, 2010, 12:19:57 AM
Yankees

:rofl
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2010, 12:25:34 AM
Man, I'm torn.  Like, I totally WANT the Stanks to get bounced, but if they do and Cliff Lee does it to them, they will probably spend a billion dollars on him just to make sure they don't have to face him anymore.

Also, good to see the Phillies lose again.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 20, 2010, 12:26:11 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/zujhad.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on October 20, 2010, 12:29:01 AM
If only I were in Texas :(
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2010, 12:30:52 AM
If only I were in Texas :(

STFU!  You're an ASStros fan, you're required to stick with them even when they suck!  It's a law!
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on October 20, 2010, 12:32:17 AM
If only I were in Texas :(

STFU!  You're an ASStros fan, you're required to stick with them even when they suck!  It's a law!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:(

The trials I've been through YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Rman on October 20, 2010, 12:33:23 AM
We're still in it--mathematically.  We'll see what happens tomorrow.  But, man, the Rangers have been killing us this series.  Not close at all.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 20, 2010, 12:33:49 AM
Fucking Texas. I respect your shit team, but how the fuck did you go from the shittiest team two years ago to the best. Was it all the Rays players you stole
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2010, 12:34:56 AM
Fucking Texas. I respect your shit team, but how the fuck did you go from the shittiest team two years ago to the best. Was it all the Rays players you stole

At first I was like

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/nolanryanface.jpg)

But then I

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/300h.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 20, 2010, 09:27:59 PM
Buster Posey is fucking awesome, wow.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 20, 2010, 11:40:19 PM
incredible stuff

love the giants
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2010, 11:13:11 PM
:bow Rangers :bow2
:bow Colby Lewis :bow2

:piss Yankees :piss2
:piss A-Rod :piss2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on October 22, 2010, 11:14:43 PM
WHY CAN'T THE ASTROS GET A TEAM LIKE THIS
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Rman on October 22, 2010, 11:19:42 PM
Congrats to Texas and its fans, especially you, Great Rumbler.  Bummed my Yanks are out, but we're the most spoiled fans in sports.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2010, 11:36:14 PM
Congrats to Texas and its fans, especially you, Great Rumbler.

It's been pretty hard to watch the Rangers for the past...well...EVER, but this season and especially the post-season has just been great. They're finally a real team.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Himu on October 22, 2010, 11:38:42 PM
Rumbler, do you think I will be blessed someday?

I watched Rangers as a kid when Nolan Ryan was on the team, but was still more of an Astros guy.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2010, 11:52:48 PM
I watched Rangers as a kid when Nolan Ryan was on the team, but was still more of an Astros guy.

Yeah, he only played his last five years in Arlington [of a career that went on forever], but he played there when I was a kid so he'll always be a Rangers guy to me.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2010, 12:04:33 AM
This series felt really good. I watched all three of those ALDS's in the 90's when the Rangers got crushed by the Yankees, then I had to watch A-Rod and Teixeira leave the Rangers and go to the Yankees, and in A-Rod's case, taking a huge chunk of the Ranger's money with him and leaving us with an owner that could barely afford to keep the lights on. But now, even if it's only one time in the entire history of the franchise, the Rangers finally stuck it to the Yankees and that feels great. :)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 23, 2010, 01:56:20 AM
Yankee fans at the bar tonight -- including some of my friends -- were so devastated.

:rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2010, 02:02:21 AM
I got you a new avatar, Cajole:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/zujhad.jpg)
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 23, 2010, 12:55:39 PM
Good job, Texas!

:piss YANKEES :piss2
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 23, 2010, 12:59:54 PM
I got you a new avatar, Cajole:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/zujhad.jpg)

done
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2010, 12:09:39 AM
San Fran-Texas WS... Bud Selig am cry confirmed.
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 24, 2010, 04:19:58 AM
Fox is gonna get their money's worth. :rock
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 24, 2010, 11:56:51 AM
So so awesome
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 24, 2010, 12:04:50 PM
go lincecum
Title: Re: The only sport that matters: MLB 2010 Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2010, 08:26:40 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWnLqjF40g[/youtube]
Dave Niehaus passed away today.  :'(