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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 05:57:29 PM

Title: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 05:57:29 PM
Courtesy of Roger Ebert's twitter: http://techpp.com/2010/03/02/10-ways-to-watch-the-oscars-2010-live-online-for-free/  10 different streams to watch Cameron's best movie speech online.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
Looking forward to the Academy completely destroying whatever credibility it has left, thus giving me a reason to never watch the Oscars again!
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 07, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
yeah, u mad
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Post by: Rman on March 07, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
What was your favorite amongst this year's crop of Best Picture nominees, Wilco?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
The Hurt Locker, by a country mile. I dug Inglourious Basterds, but I felt Tarantino couldn't keep his dick in his pants - and ultimately it hurt the flick. Moon getting snubbed is ridiculous, especially since Avatar and District 9 got nods. I'd be happy if A Serious Man or Up in the Air won over Avatar, as well.

All in all, it is a pretty terrible nominee list. The inclusion of Precious, District 9, Avatar and Up is totally distinguished mentally-challenged. I would be fine with animation breaking the glass ceiling if it didn't have its own awards category, thereby informing all the other Best Animated Feature Film nominees that they have lost by default.

The Academy is dumb, dumb is the Academy.
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Post by: Rman on March 07, 2010, 06:27:54 PM
They're obviously trying to improve ratings by including more mainstream films in the nominees list.  Especially, after the outcry by that Batards last year when Dark Knight wasn't nominated for Best Picture.  I remember last year's telecast receiving poor rating.  There was talk that snubbing The Dark Knight contributed to that.

I agree with The Hurt Locker.  I still have to catch Moon, as I've heard great things.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 06:35:21 PM
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District 9, Avatar and Up

These are best movie of the year contenders?  What a shitty fucking year. 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 07, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
I'll be at an Oscar party tonight with some friends. While I won't be here with everyone at the Bore, I expect to be disgusted and disappointed with with the outcome just like Will.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 06:39:21 PM
Actually, I meant to say The Blind Side instead of Precious, but neither really belong on the Best Picture nominee list - especially The Blind Side, which is arguably worse than Avatar.

I think it's a sad day when the Best Picture nominee list looks like it might mirror the Best Movie nominee list for the MTV Movie Awards.
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Post by: drew on March 07, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
These are best movie of the year contenders?  What a shitty fucking year. 

those are only a few of them

and it was an awesome year
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 06:46:26 PM
I already can't stand Green Shinobi, he's going to become fucking unbearable if Avatar wins best picture or director.  :-\
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: drew on March 07, 2010, 06:48:36 PM
i totally forgot about moon and district 9, those were the best movies ive seen all year, hurt locker would come in third
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 06:49:19 PM
Yeah, I think I might have to shut down the forum for a month or two.
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 07, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
yeah Moon getting snubbed is funking ridiculous.

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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 06:52:06 PM
Sam Rockwell should've gotten a nomination for best actor for Moon, at least.  The effects work should've been nominated too.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 06:53:41 PM
yeah Moon getting snubbed is funking ridiculous.



I would have been okay with it not being nominated, had the Academy not nominated The Blind Side, District 9, Avatar and Precious. That was just ridiculous. Looking forward to next year's Best Kiss Oscar.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:00:25 PM
I have low hopes for this year.  If Precious wins nothing, I'll be happy.

Coraline over Up would be nice too

and Kathryn Bigelow will win best director for sure.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:02:31 PM
I liked Up. :(
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:06:00 PM
I liked Up too, but it is one of the poorer Pixar movies and doesn't deserve the acclaim it gets.  Rewarding their B- grade efforts makes it seem like the animated films are monopolized by Pixar.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 07:07:15 PM
Coraline is a technical achievement and I think it should win over Up, but rooting for it is rather stupid considering Up managed to secure a Best Picture nomination. Although, Coraline winning the Best Animated Feature award would be hysterical. :lol
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 07, 2010, 07:07:55 PM
The good (possibly bad) news about Avatar is that SAG won't feel too much of a need to give it a pity oscar since Cameron of course also made Titanic.  I know they're still going to make some disappointing picks though.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:11:36 PM
Coraline is a technical achievement and I think it should win over Up, but rooting for it is rather stupid considering Up managed to secure a Best Picture nomination. Although, Coraline winning the Best Animated Feature award would be hysterical. :lol

which is why it need to win!

Best Animated Feature Film......Coraline!

 :fbm - "b..but infertile characters!"

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 07:13:13 PM
I'm only watching because Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are hosting.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
Also because you're gay
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:16:13 PM
I'm hoping Baldwin will lose it and go into a rant against the paparazzi or his ex-wife in the middle of the show.

"And now, our next presenter...fuck it, fuck it, I just want to direct a message to my ex-wife, Kim - you are the lowest scum of the earth, you are the LOWEST scum of the earth! And to my daughter Ireland...we'll talk when I get home, you selfish little pig!"
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: GilloD on March 07, 2010, 07:18:10 PM
Up > Coraline in every way except technically.

Avatar should win in technical categories, but it was a pretty lousy movie in every other way. I mean, it was great! I was excited by it. But it's not very good in the way that a BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR should be good.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:18:23 PM
Hugh Jackman should have hosted again
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Post by: Bebpo on March 07, 2010, 07:18:26 PM
I'd be fine with animation being nominated for best picture if they did it in a year where we actually had an oscar worthy animated film.  Coraline is awesome, but best picture...no.  UP  :yuck  
Back in 1992 B&tB was an excellent film and it getting nominated for best picture gave it more prestige.  The best animated feature category was a stupid category to begin with.  They really should ditch it and just let animated films get normal nominations.  If that category didn't exist, you'd be damn sure Spirited Away & Wall-E would've been best picture nominations.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 07:23:26 PM
Also because you're gay

I thought this was implied ???
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
Most boring Oscars ever, all the major categories are locks except for maaaaaaaybe Best Director where Bigelow could sneak out a win but I doubt it.

These are all mortal locks:

Best Picture: Avatard
Best Actor: The Dude
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock  :yuck
Best Supporting Actress: Monique
Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz

Like I said, no drama.  Boooooooring.  Maybe someone will get drunk and whip out a tit on camera or something, that would be cool.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 07:48:13 PM
Coraline >>>>>>>>>> Up
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
I hope it's Meryl Streep. :drool
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:49:14 PM
If Bigelow doesn't win, it's Sean Penn's fault.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:49:53 PM
Why?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 07:50:15 PM
I'm pulling for A Serious Man.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: demi on March 07, 2010, 07:50:38 PM
:fbm You will never be a movie guru like Green Shinobi
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 07:52:29 PM
Why?

Because Mickey Rouke deserved to win last year and Sean Penn already got his pity oscar for Mystic River when he robbed Bill Murray.  Avatar is about good enough to get Cameron a pity oscar if he didn't already have one for Titanic.  You shouldn't be allowed two pity oscars.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
:bow MYSTIC RIVER :bow2
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
:fbm You will never be a movie guru like Green Shinobi

I can make irrelevant comparisons to unrelated paintings and short stories as well as anyone. :greenshinobi
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Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
God I love :greenshinobi

She totally looks like she's about to let the biggest fart known to mankind rip
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 07:58:42 PM
And she will name that fart Green Shinobi, and it will proceed to stink up all of Evilbore's movie threads until the end of time.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Barry Egan on March 07, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
:greenshinobi  Can't wait for the Oscars, I haven't had a chance to talk about AVATAR in months!
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
:greenshinobi I was getting tired of just talking about talking about Avatar.  Now I can get back to talking about Avatar with a renewed air of legitimacy.  P.S. fuck that cumstain Ichirou and that fat hack Willco.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 08:05:08 PM
I'm pulling for A Serious Man.

I need to finish Inglourious Basterds, but I kinda feel the same way.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:08:59 PM
Nobody likes you, Shinobi, so why don't you just leave?
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:11:51 PM
Pretty sure you're wrong.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 07, 2010, 08:12:20 PM
Like I said, no drama.  Boooooooring. 
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Gonna watch basketball instead. At least there's a chance it'll be entertaining. Enjoy your three hours of tedium, losers
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 08:13:03 PM
I enjoy GS's posting habits. Just stop it in this thread, Ichirou.

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Until AVATAR wins.
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Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Barry Egan on March 07, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
I'm pulling for A Serious Man.

I need to finish Inglourious Basterds, but I kinda feel the same way.

Yeah.  I'd love to have A Serious Man win but I don't have any confidence in it.  Especially because of NCFOM.  Which is a shame, because I like A Serious Man a lot more.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:15:04 PM
I enjoy GS's posting habits. Just stop it in this thread, Ichirou.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Until AVATAR wins.
[close]

He's easy to troll, that's the only thing he's got going for him.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
I'm pulling for A Serious Man.

I need to finish Inglourious Basterds, but I kinda feel the same way.

Yeah.  I'd love to have A Serious Man win but I don't have any confidence in it.  Especially because of NCFOM.  Which is a shame, because I like A Serious Man a lot more.

Michael Stuhlbarg totally deserved a nod. Over Clooney, at least. He is ALWAYS JUST FUCKING GEORGE CLOONEY.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
I wish I was always just fucking George Clooney. :teehee
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
Like I said, no drama.  Boooooooring. 
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Gonna watch basketball instead. At least there's a chance it'll be entertaining. Enjoy your three hours of tedium, losers

Whoa whoa whoa... NBA?  No, there's no chance it will be entertaining.  It isn't playoff time yet, nukka!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 08:20:46 PM
Oh yeah, Christolph Waltz, aka Hans fucking Landa, needs to take home the Best Supporting Actor trophy. But I'm pretty sure this one is a lock.

I already covered all this shit in a post on the last page.  I mean, I know your name wasn't mentioned in that post but try and keep up mkay.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 07, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
I haven't seen a tenth of these movies. I just watch for teh boobz.

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Not really watching. i'll just catch the sportscenter of boobz tomorrow.
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Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 08:24:53 PM
I haven't seen a tenth of these movies. I just watch for teh boobz.

:fistbump
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:25:01 PM
He's easy to troll, that's the only thing he's got going for him.

Not really. I'm pretty knowledgeable about a wide variety of subjects. But again, this isn't about me; it's about the 2010 Academy Awards.

No, you're an idiot with a b.a. from a party school.  Nice try, tho.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
160+ IQ :rofl

You're a joke.
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Post by: Boogie on March 07, 2010, 08:29:07 PM
NPH!
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Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 08:30:17 PM
Cameron directed a bad remake of Pochahontas in a nice soundstage. His ex-wife directed a movie while people were tossing boards with rusty nails sticking out at her.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:30:59 PM
Meh, can barely hear the dude.

Will suck if Avatar wins any major award, but money makes the world go around so, that's life.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
Martin and Alec are riffing off eachother well :lol
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:38:20 PM
Will suck if Avatar wins any major award, but money makes the world go around so, that's life.

I can almost agree with the argument against Best Picture, but what Cameron did is completely deserving of Best Director, IMO.

Hardly.

I think he deserves some sort of award, but his work is largely sub par when it comes to the final picture. Everything is average, drama is average, tension almost non existing, action is average, creation of momentum is average, etc.

He didn't show much skill as a director, as much as he did as a technical revolutionary. For example, The Matrix, at the time made under an average budget by Hollywood standards, managed to bring new kind of special effects, camera work, original and risky story by hollywood stories, with kung fu mixed into a cyber punk world, etc etc Yet nothing happened for the Wachowskis aside from the change to ruin it all with the sequels.

The BIG things that are Cameron's responsibility, are mostly behind the cameras.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
Avatar should only win technical awards.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:41:24 PM
Hardly.

I think he deserves some sort of award, but his work is largely sub par when it comes to the final picture. Everything is average, drama is average, tension almost non existing, action is average, creation of momentum is average, etc.

Really gotta disagree with the bolded parts. Especially the part about the action. This film had some of the best action scenes of all time. But that's why we have opinions.

Of all time? Really? Holy shit. Can barely remember a single worthy action sequence in it.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
I miss Hugh Jackman
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:42:44 PM
Yeah, as time has gone by, I also don't really remember Avatar's action sequences.  They're very subpar especially for a director of Cameron's talent.

Last hour of Aliens was so much better.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:44:31 PM
Does this mean GS is leaving the thread?  VICTORY.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:45:22 PM
Of all time? Really? Holy shit. Can barely remember a single worthy action sequence in it.

Of all the things to hate on, you're going to hate on the action scenes? Really? Holy shit.

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You speak as if i'm singling it out. The action is just one of many average parts in Avatar, which amount to an average sci fi movie, that is only worth its salt, because it has amazing Special effects done by Weta, and little else.
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Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 08:45:37 PM
Shock and awe: Christoph Waltz won best supporting actor
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
He had to win, head and shoulders above the competition. Awesome writing by Quentin, played greatly by Weitz.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:47:20 PM
HD up in this bitch, could barely make out Reynolds face.
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Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
Rambo 4s action shit all over Avatars.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:48:54 PM
Spoke too soon.  Damn.

My boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds looks damn good.

You like Ryan Reynolds, Particle? :o
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:49:11 PM
You speak as if i'm singling it out. The action is just one of many average parts in Avatar, which amount to an average sci fi movie, that is only worth its salt, because it has amazing Special effects done by Weta, and little else.

The fact that you would call it average is pretty surprising though, considering that the action scenes are one aspect of the film that have receieved virtually universal acclaim.

Well i'm just calling it how it is. Again, i say, i barely remember any action sequence in it. Uncommon amongst Cameron's movie, i still remember mos of Aliens, Terminator 1 and 2, and even True Lies.

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 08:49:24 PM
Yeah I'm done watching this.
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Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 08:49:51 PM
yeah, this is crap so far. really slow pacing, lame structure, predictable awards.

last year was kick-ass

they had justice league shit and Hugh Jackman
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:50:37 PM
Wrika, you're absolutely right.  The problem with Avatar is that, aside from the blue people and the 3D, it's completely generic.

Only the plebs are creaming themselves over it.  People who are actually discerning filmgoers can tell that it's just average, albeit beautiful, fare.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 07, 2010, 08:51:01 PM
the 180+ iq borecrew is pulling for a serious man
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:51:26 PM
Spoke too soon.  Damn.

My boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds looks damn good.

You like Ryan Reynolds, Particle? :o

He's the only guy I'd go gay for.

The only guy...? Wait, what about me?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
Is there an award for best facial painting of a helicopter pilot?  If so I think that one should go to Avatar. 
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 08:53:13 PM
I'm gonna watch Archer.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:53:31 PM
the 180+ iq borecrew is pulling for a serious man

My problem with A Serious Man, is that i kept noticing how much of its charm was over how clever and funny it was over Judaism. And i know little of the practices of the religion itself, so i ended up watching a movie that although i thought had a lot of charm, didn't hit close to home to me and so i don't really feel like a got enough from it to actually judge it,
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 08:55:38 PM
Oh wow, Up won? Totally surprising.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:55:58 PM
Up :rock
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
Coraline was robbed.

Up is great in its first 15 minutes, then it becomes some formulaic kids crap. Whatever, this whole award should just read "Pixar presents"
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 08:56:42 PM
Spoke too soon.  Damn.

My boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds looks damn good.

You like Ryan Reynolds, Particle? :o

He's the only guy I'd go gay for.

The only guy...? Wait, what about me?

Well, only famous guy.

That's what I'm talkin' about.  :hump
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2010, 08:57:51 PM
Waltz will probably be the only nod IB gets tonight
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 08:58:51 PM
Waltz will probably be the only nod IB gets tonight

Original screenplay is a lock i feel.

Would love to see it go to Avatar, just for the lulz "I wanna thank the writers of Pocahontas, and Dances with Wolves, and that book i don't remember"
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on March 07, 2010, 08:58:55 PM
Coraline was robbed.

Up is great in its first 15 minutes, then it becomes some formulaic kids crap. Whatever, this whole award should just read "Pixar presents"

Yeah.  As long as Pixar releases a yearly film, no other animated film ever has a chance to win.  
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Cloudy was robbed!

Cloudy > Coraline >  UP

Princess & The Frog was also great and probably will have a longer shelf-life than any of the above, given that we've already watched it 20-plus times in our household, and we haven't even got the BluRay yet.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 09:01:18 PM
Is that James Cameron with black glasses?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:08:56 PM
I've been playing Battlefield Bad Company 2 with Kestastrophe and friends, but I came to check in to see if I was missing anything by not watching.

Looks like I should have kept playing!
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
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Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
WTF!!! inglorious didn't get best original screenplay!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:24:05 PM
Someday, I will be at these awards.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
Yes, I do imagine the Kodak Theater employs a large janitorial staff for such events.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:25:56 PM
I will be mopping up floors at the Academy Awards, distraught over my life's progress.

But hey - at least I got to go to the Academy Awards!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:26:44 PM
I will be mopping up floors at the Academy Awards, distraught over my life's progressive.

Car insurance?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 09:26:46 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
I will be mopping up floors at the Academy Awards, distraught over my life's progressive.

Car insurance?

That chick is hot.

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl1245870765.jpg)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 09:30:37 PM
Oh man, Sally Sparrow and Zoe together :drool
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 09:34:38 PM
john lasseter with real talk. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE STORY.

:bow Lasseter :bow2

There aren't many studio heads who spend the night in Disneyland just so they can sneak into Pirates of the Cariibean after hours and play with the robots.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:36:44 PM
I am now officially embarassed to have enjoyed Avatar.

For now on Avatar is a shit film.
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Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 09:39:30 PM
lol star trek won best make up, the clip just showed them putting fucking spock ears on sylar :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:40:28 PM
Is that not what makeup is ???
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 09:41:03 PM
There was actually some horrible makeup in Star Trek.

Remember that green girl?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:41:33 PM
Yeah, what the fuck, I could totally tell that green chick was Shaun White.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 09:42:20 PM
 :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:43:18 PM
Star Trek deserves to win. I mean, did you see what they managed to do with Leonard Nimoy's corpse? It talked and moved like a living person! That's Hollywood magick!
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 09:44:59 PM
Man the Sherlock Holmes actress is beautiful.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 09:45:26 PM
Yeah, what the fuck, I could totally tell that green chick was Shaun White.

Shaun White has some awesome flying tomatoes, if you get my drift.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 09:45:30 PM
A Star Trek movie just won an Oscar. Suck it Berman.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:46:26 PM
I think Star Trek is a lock for the Best Lens Flare Effects award.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
It's not hard adapting a "novel" that is 100 pages.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: ManaByte on March 07, 2010, 09:48:08 PM
What about Transformers 2?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
I fucking love that clip they showed for Precious: Based on the novel: Push: By Sapphire. Now I kinda see why black people don't like it.

Book is 100 pages.

And yeah, it was alright.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:49:47 PM
What about Transformers 2?

Dude, I'm all for dogging Transformers, but nothing touches Star Trek for the most abusive use of lens flare ever committed to celluloid. Paramount should have packed in sunglasses with the Blu-ray, people can go blind watching that damn film.

The opening credits have lens flare. I repeat, even the fucking credits have lens flare.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 09:50:32 PM
This is the 238948th time I've said it, but Star Trek's title had fucking lens flare.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:51:19 PM
I stole Juice's post.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:51:54 PM
Apparently, in the future, nobody has heard of tinted fucking windows.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 09:52:43 PM
Goddamn it, Willco.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 09:53:31 PM
great my stream fucking died.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:54:02 PM
That's how you know I'm a real Hollywood fat cat now - I can steal material before you even post it. :elephant Can't touch this! :elephant
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 09:55:04 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 09:56:26 PM
haha cajole.

owned by hollywood.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Woo hoo, Triumph is 2 for 2. 

Wonder how long Maggie Gyllenhaal is gonna have to wait for a pity Oscar.  The roles she takes are each just a liiiiiiitle bit worse than the last.  Oh well.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:00:23 PM
Maggie used to be so hot.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 10:02:56 PM
Mo'nique strikes me as the type to eat her husband.

Fixed.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:04:09 PM
Maggie used to be so hot.

I don't believe you.

Watch Donnie Darko.
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Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
Seriously, another Victorian era film winning costume design ::)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:14:57 PM
Mo'nique strikes me as the type to eat her husband.

Fixed.

I laughed really loud. Good job.


Also, Sorry but The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was ROBBED. ROBBED.


Maggie used to be so hot.

I don't believe you.

Watch Donnie Darko.


Only one Gyllenhaal is hot in that movie and she ain't it.

Well, she's far more attractive.

(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsG/44448.gif)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Robo on March 07, 2010, 10:22:52 PM
I'm not streaming it so I dunno where the footage was from, but he was (awesome) in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:24:09 PM
The Hurt Locker :rock
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 10:27:20 PM
I'm liking this "Fuck avatar" thing going.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:28:12 PM
I'm liking this "Fuck avatar" thing going.

:bow
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 10:32:32 PM
has anything happened so far?

I just turned on and Avatar won something
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 10:32:58 PM
Lol, let's award a cinematographer who didn't even had to manage any kind of physical camera.

It's like awarding an animated movie.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
Hell yeah Avatar!!!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:40:22 PM
Glad Reitman lost.  By all accounts, dude is a complete asshole.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: GilloD on March 07, 2010, 10:42:25 PM
Glad Reitman lost.  By all accounts, dude is a complete asshole.

His movies are horrible. I'm convinced he's never been in an adult reltionship. I'll never understand the adulation.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 07, 2010, 10:43:57 PM
Avatar's cinematography and direction were really good, but not the BEST.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:46:32 PM
Glad Reitman lost.  By all accounts, dude is a complete asshole.

His movies are horrible. I'm convinced he's never been in an adult reltionship. I'll never understand the adulation.

He's a Hollywood Kid with an undeserved sense of ego.  By all accounts he didn't even write the screenplay but made very minor changes to what Sheldon Turner had already done and then petitioned the WGA to take Turner's name off the movie.

Total douchebag.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:47:35 PM
George Clooney's Up in the Air is an awesome film, fuck anyone that disagrees.

You can fuck me...anytime. :hump
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 10:47:56 PM
What is this dancing bullshit
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 10:48:05 PM
Glad Reitman lost.  By all accounts, dude is a complete asshole.

His movies are horrible. I'm convinced he's never been in an adult reltionship. I'll never understand the adulation.

He's a Hollywood Kid with an undeserved sense of ego.  By all accounts he didn't even write the screenplay but made very minor changes to what Sheldon Turner had already done and then petitioned the WGA to take Turner's name off the movie.

Total douchebag.

I enjoyed both Thank You for Smoking and Up in the Air but Jesus this is massive douchebaggery.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:50:37 PM
What's more, when interviewed he says he got the idea for adapting the book (BTW, he didn't even get the author of the original book tickets to the Oscars, dude has to watch it at home, lol) when he saw it in a bookstore.

When actually, the studio already owned the rights, and Sheldon Turner had already written a screenplay which Reitman did a minor rewrite on before shooting.  This has been discussed in a lot of the film blogs, but if you went from just the mainstream press, you would think the whole movie was Reitman's idea from concept to filming.
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Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 10:51:30 PM
Glad Reitman lost.  By all accounts, dude is a complete asshole.

His movies are horrible. I'm convinced he's never been in an adult reltionship. I'll never understand the adulation.

He's a Hollywood Kid with an undeserved sense of ego.  By all accounts he didn't even write the screenplay but made very minor changes to what Sheldon Turner had already done and then petitioned the WGA to take Turner's name off the movie.

Total douchebag.

I enjoyed both Thank You for Smoking and Up in the Air but Jesus this is massive douchebaggery.

co-signed
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Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 10:52:18 PM
Wow those dancers where horrible.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 10:53:49 PM
Micheal Bluth!!!! awesome!!!

Clooney has been awesome tonight :lol
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Man, I totally want to sex up Anna Kendrick.

Agreed, she's a cutie.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 10:58:31 PM
Quote
Though Reitman has claimed in countless interviews that he wrote the parts specifically for George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Danny McBride, Melanie Lynskey, Amy Morton, Sam Elliott and Zach Galifianakis,[19][20] some of his actors have publicly stated their confusion in Reitman's assertion, if only because they knew he was meeting other actors all along including for his choice to fill his last lead role with Ellen Page for the part that Kendrick ended up ultimately playing.

lololol, even his actors know he's full of shit.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:01:08 PM
Once I become a big time actor, I'll star in one of those Twilight flicks and use that as an excuse to get close to her and maybe even steal a hairbrush or two.

You'll be Edward Cullen when they reboot the Twilight series in about ten years.

Hey, they rebooted Spider-Man like two years after the last movie, so this is definitely within the realms of possibility.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:01:24 PM
Jason Reitman is an asshole.

Thank you for smoking was cool though.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 11:03:54 PM
God I hate this guy.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:04:48 PM
:bow Sam Raimi :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Man this is gonna make it all the more painful when the blue cats win.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:05:10 PM
yep, Hurt Locker is totally winning director, movie, or both.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
Thank You For Smoking was really good.  Aaron Eckhart gave a great performance.  If you liked him in that, I would recommend you watch In The Company of Men.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:05:38 PM
shots fired at Avatar

no pre-screening required :bow
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:05:49 PM
Preach it KEANU
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:06:48 PM
shots fired at Avatar

no pre-screening required :bow

Maybe if they'd pre-screened it, they could have fixed it up enough to win an Oscar.
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Post by: Bloodwake on March 07, 2010, 11:06:53 PM
If Avatar wins, I will lol and then not watch the Oscars ever again.

Although I'm not watching this year and I didn't watch last year either.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:07:03 PM
I wonder what the Coens think about Avatar
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:07:22 PM
You roll da dice
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:10:19 PM
http://twitter.com/ebertchicago

Quote
No Farrah Fawcett in the memorial tribute? Major fail.
Quote
WTF? Cinematography for "Avatar" and all that CGI and green screen? Not for Basterds or White Ribbon?

first time twitter has been worth it
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:10:29 PM
Roger Erbert spitting truth like a cobra

http://twitter.com/ebertchicago

Quote
WTF? Cinematography for "Avatar" and all that CGI and green screen? Not for Basterds or White Ribbon?

 :bow :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
A Serious Man should have been nominated for Best Foreign Language Film. Doesn't Yiddish count?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:14:34 PM
More shots fired at Avatar
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:15:36 PM
Damn the music is no longer violin orchestral stuff.

Now it's straight to Lady Gaga disco stick "Get da fuck out of the dance floor" music.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:16:43 PM
It would be a pretty big travesty if the most visually impressive film of all time walked away with only Visual Effects. It had to win either Cinematography or Director (or both). Had to.

Both of those of the awards has nothing to do with visual effects. What you just described merits a visual effects award. Bigelow ran circles around Cameron.
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Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:16:59 PM
Kathy Bates presenting Avatar  :lol

where is Arnold and ABADAH
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
Bigelow's job was arguably much harder. Cameron had a ridiculous budget at his disposal and a gigantic crew. If you think he was manning the cameras and doing the CG and stuff :lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:18:49 PM
It would be a pretty big travesty if the most visually impressive film of all time walked away with only Visual Effects. It had to win either Cinematography or Director (or both). Had to.

Both of those of the awards has nothing to do with visual effects. What you just described merits a visual effects award. Bigelow ran circles around Cameron.

Maybe you didn't hear that it was the highest grossing movie of all-time, Wilco.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:18:58 PM
Quote
Four for THL, three for Avatar, two for Precious. And now it's Hurt Locker the rest of the way

:bow Ebert :bow2

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:19:40 PM
It would be a pretty big travesty if the most visually impressive film of all time walked away with only Visual Effects. It had to win either Cinematography or Director (or both). Had to.

Both of those of the awards has nothing to do with visual effects. What you just described merits a visual effects award. Bigelow ran circles around Cameron.

But you don't understand, it's gotta be more than that. Even Transformers could win Visual Effects ya know

Both of those of the awards has nothing to do with visual effects. What you just described merits a visual effects award. Bigelow ran circles around Cameron.

She didn't have a third as much on her plate as Cameron did. In terms of degree of difficulty, it's no contest.

Yeah, shooting on location, with a 10 dollar budget, is a lot easier than being on a soundstage with hundreds of cameras, and have a bunch of artist over at WETA doing all the work for you.

SO HARD WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THE BUDGET YOU WANT
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:20:02 PM
What did Precious win. Also Willco did you see it, if so what did you think
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:20:39 PM
Did I see Precious? Hell no.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
I saw it, gets way too much hate.

It's a good movie, try not looking too hard at it.

He had a high budget, but every dollar of that ended up on the screen. Making Avatar was still a ridiculous challenge. Denying this is pretty foolish, IMO, even if you didn't like the film.

Knowing cameron, he probably wasted a good 30 million dollars on production that didn't end on the final flick. It was a big technical challenge yes, but you keep trying to shoe horn it into categories it doesn't belong.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:24:14 PM
George Clooney should win every Oscar ever. forever
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 07, 2010, 11:24:37 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:25:00 PM
I saw it, gets way too much hate.

It's a good movie, try not looking too hard at it.

If you don't do a critical analysis of the movie, it is totally worthy of awards.  Awards that are based on a critical analysis.

You make a good point. 
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:25:34 PM
These people need to take teleprompter reading lessons from Obama. Hurry up dammit
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:25:44 PM
He had a high budget, but every dollar of that ended up on the screen. Making Avatar was still a ridiculous challenge. Denying this is pretty foolish, IMO, even if you didn't like the film.

How was it a challenge for Cameron? He had a small fortune at his disposal, if anything, directing that amusement park ride was the easy part. The real people that had a grueling task to deal with were the 6 producers, 2 editors, 3 supervising art directors, 5 production managers, a gigantic second unit and a special effects department the size of a large production crew.

WOE IS CAMERON.

You have like, almost no fundamental understanding of what the award is about.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:26:37 PM
Why is GS speaking in tongues?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:27:22 PM
Foreign language film, Arvie.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:27:39 PM
Why do Morgan Freeman and Jeremy Renner have to have dudes talking about how awesome they are? I'd rather have Julianne Moore.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 11:29:32 PM
The Dude abides!!!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:29:55 PM
:bow Jeff Bridges :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:30:02 PM
oh well my stream died. hopefully Cameron's hopes died with it
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:30:33 PM
Foreign language film, Arvie.

I see.  I'm not actually watching the awards.   Just for a second there I thought GS finally took up his true calling; being a na'vi linguist on the beautiful planet Polyphemus.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:31:10 PM
Hey look, a career award. Thank god there aren't any big performances in big movies, or this could've blown over.

YAY
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:31:30 PM
Not only did Bigelow do more with less, but she succeeded at her full duties as a director - executing her vision for the story and getting award-worthy performances out her actors.

Cameron had a small army to do his technical bidding, which was never in question, but failed to get anything out of his performers. Certainly nothing more than adequate.

Quote from: Green Shinobi
Are you also the type who thinks sports win MVP awards if the team around them is too good?

No, but I don't think a quarterback should win MVP if his personal numbers are mediocre, but the rest of the team is spectacular. James Cameron is like the Trent Dilfer of directors.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:34:24 PM
I see.  I'm not actually watching the awards.   Just for a second there I thought GS finally took up his true calling; being a na'vi linguist on the beautiful planet Polyphemus.

You can't recognize Spanish when you see it typed out? Didn't you take Latin classes?


You can't recognize a joke when you see it typed out? Don't they appear in every thread you post in?

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:34:30 PM
So, out of a bunch of shitty computer generated performances, he got the second best? Awesome. Way to go James Cameron, you just beat Jar Jar Binks and the ape from King Kong.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:35:50 PM
The Dude abides!!!

:rock :rock :rock

Edit: goddamn the ratio of Avatar haters to fans on this forum is ridiculous. This really is bizarro-internet.

Not really, I quite enjoyed Avatar for what it was- an awesome special fx flick.  You're the only one breaking your neck to tongue Jim Cameron's asshole at every opportunity.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:36:53 PM
James Cameron is like the Trent Dilfer of directors.

annihilated
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:37:26 PM
YES BUT THE FX WERE SO AWESOME THAT JAMES CAMERON SHOULD WIN THE OSCAR, BECAUSE HE PERSONALLY DID ALL THE CG ON HIS ALIENWARE IN HIS GARAGE
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
Saldana, Weaver and Lang were widely praised.

gtfo :rofl
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:38:12 PM
Weaver does absolutely nothing in the film wtf
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:38:22 PM
Saldana, Weaver and Lang were widely praised.

gtfo :rofl

:bow Nerdy Scientist Guy :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 07, 2010, 11:38:27 PM
:bow Jeff Bridges :bow2
The Dude, El Duderino, etc. etc.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:39:35 PM
Bigelow, Cameron, either is a good pick for best director. Cameron is unbeatable at huge budget action blockbusters, the other chick did real good with that war flick.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:39:42 PM
Man, with all those widely praised performances from Avatar, I sure hope one of the actors walks away with an Oscar ton- oh wait
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:39:45 PM
I haven't watched this at all but I just turned it on and heard Forrest Whitaker going on about Sandra fucking Bullock.  Someone kill me now.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:40:41 PM
Only Zaldana did something worth mentioning (pure performance wise), yet, her distinguished mentally-challenged child like crying sound made the whole theater go "Ok...this is awkward, do i laugh or what?" then you hear a couple of young girls going "lolol" and you know whats up.

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:40:48 PM
Saldana, Weaver and Lang were widely praised.

gtfo :rofl

:bow Nerdy Scientist Guy :bow2

Cameron got probably the best Nerdy Science Guy performances of all time aside from Jeff Goldblum.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:41:12 PM
ahahahaha oprah is talking about the cliche black struggleathon movie
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:41:23 PM
I haven't watched this at all but I just turned it on and heard Forrest Whitaker going on about Sandra fucking Bullock.  Someone kill me now.

Things like this are just so amazingly awful.

WHO

CARES
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:41:30 PM
Happy for Jeff Bridges. Now Tron Legacy can bill him as ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR "THE DUDE".
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:41:41 PM
I want the fattie to win. But if the brit from An Education takes it, that's ok too.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:42:33 PM
You guys honestly don't think Weaver and Lang did well in their roles? Not Oscar-caliber well, but at least well?

Weaver? Eh....no.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
Carey Mulligan is in Wall Street 2

she needs to win this
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:42:56 PM
so guys who do you think is gonna win best actzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:42:57 PM
But seriously though guys, Meryl Streep. Would you?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:43:13 PM
working stream found
http://ilemi.com/channels/Watch-live-The-82nd-Annual-Academy-Awards.html

Cameron saved
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:43:19 PM
You guys honestly don't think Weaver and Lang did well in their roles? Not Oscar-caliber well, but at least well?

Da fuck are you trying to say?

The whole cast from The Hangover also did well. better than those bitches anyway, don't even know who lang is.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:43:46 PM
Holy fucking shit.  Did these people just save the world?  I can't believe the introductions here.

Has this been going on all night long?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:44:05 PM
Has this dribble really gone on for three hours? I left and watched Police Story and it's STILL going!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:44:19 PM
Weaver does absolutely nothing in the film wtf

What are you talking about?  She was the best alien linguist out of any movie ever.  Besides C-3PO I mean. His acting really made me feel like he was really fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:44:29 PM
But seriously though guys, Meryl Streep. Would you?

Only if Helen Mirren was thrown in the mix.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 07, 2010, 11:44:42 PM
Who replaced Sean Penn with Michael Cera????
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:45:03 PM
Holy fucking shit.  Did these people just save the world?  I can't believe the introductions here.

Has this been going on all night long?

The Academy Awards are a huge circle jerk, this is fairly well known.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:45:24 PM
Sandra fucking Bullock
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:45:24 PM
buhuahuahuahuahua

go home and cry fattie
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:45:37 PM
A lot of dicks were sucked.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:45:45 PM
A Razzie and an Oscar in the same year. You go, girl!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:45:47 PM
Now that poor girl will eat herself to death.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
I wish they had gotten Keeanu Reeves to do Sandra Bollocks intro.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:46:42 PM
this chick faced off against a homie from the block, yo. she could have gotten shot. no doubt she deserves this
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:46:46 PM
watched Police Story

You made a great choice.  Best action movie ever.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:46:54 PM
The Academy Awards are a huge circle jerk, this is fairly well known.

One time, I saw Sandra Bullock poop gold and shower third-world countries in wealth, after curing cancer in dogs.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:47:27 PM
watched Police Story

You made a great choice.  Best action movie ever.

It was pretty cool, but I watched License to Kill last night and I thought the latter was better. Sorry, Father Mike!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:47:36 PM
Holy fucking shit.  Did these people just save the world?  I can't believe the introductions here.

Has this been going on all night long?

The Academy Awards are a huge circle jerk, this is fairly well known.

I've never seen it this bad though....or maybe I have and I just wasn't paying attention.  They're just motherfucking actors, not astronauts.  Crazy adulation going on here.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:47:41 PM
:bow Moms who take care of babies :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:48:05 PM
Oh please niga please, stop cryin
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:48:10 PM
Just play the music already!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:48:57 PM
Academy Award Winning Actress, Sandra Bollocks.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:49:03 PM
Did she even mention Michael Oher?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:49:06 PM
I've never seen it this bad though....or maybe I have and I just wasn't paying attention.  They're just motherfucking actors, not astronauts.  Crazy adulation going on here.

You don't know what it's like to sacrifice for your art.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:49:10 PM
Fat chick should have won. Now her career is over
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:49:19 PM
Blue fucking cats.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:49:35 PM
Holy fucking shit.  Did these people just save the world?  I can't believe the introductions here.

Has this been going on all night long?

The Academy Awards are a huge circle jerk, this is fairly well known.

I've never seen it this bad though....or maybe I have and I just wasn't paying attention.  They're just motherfucking actors, not astronauts.  Crazy adulation going on here.

It was kinda cool when they did it last year, partially because it was the first time they did and partially because the acting performances last year were, actually you know, worth paying homage to by and large.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:50:01 PM
incoming: cameron raging hard for losing
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:50:05 PM
Oh fuck me. It's nose bird's time to shine.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:50:43 PM
Look at those impressive clips of Cameron pointing at computer screens. Amazing direction
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:51:06 PM
He directed the shit out of that computer.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:51:24 PM
TAR - AN - TINO

TAR - AN - TINO

TAR - AN - TINO

TAR - AN - TINO

TAR - AN - TINO

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:51:27 PM
You gotta bring dat blue ya know. It just needs to be more glowy
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:51:45 PM
called it
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:51:52 PM
THANK FUCKING GOD

Suck it, Cameron.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:51:52 PM
boo
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:52:26 PM
:bow The Academy Award Winning Director of Point Break :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:52:30 PM
Fuck yeah. Took a pussy to make a movie with balls, none of that blue cat shit.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:52:42 PM
watched Police Story

You made a great choice.  Best action movie ever.

It was pretty cool, but I watched License to Kill last night and I thought the latter was better. Sorry, Father Mike!

License to Kill is pretty awesome too.  This is mostly do to the fact that the first time I saw it was when I had a super high fever as a kid.  I watched this and Romancing the stone in the same night and kept fading in and out the whole time.  Anyways their stories got a bit mixed up for me and now when ever I watch Romancing the stone I feel like Michael Douglas gets eaten by a shark at the end and when this doesn't happen something feels terribly wrong. 
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:52:46 PM
I'd hit that so hard
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:53:05 PM
 :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:53:23 PM
i really want Avatar to win best picture. The meltdowns here would be more awesome than the ones over at GAF if it doesn't win.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
I'd hit that so hard

Cameron hit that so hard  :smug
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
watched Police Story

You made a great choice.  Best action movie ever.

It was pretty cool, but I watched License to Kill last night and I thought the latter was better. Sorry, Father Mike!

License to Kill is pretty awesome too.  This is mostly do to the fact that the first time I saw it was when I had a super high fever as a kid.  I watched this and Romancing the stone in the same night and kept fading in and out the whole time.  Anyways their stories got a bit mixed up for me and now when ever I watch Romancing the stone I feel like Michael Douglas gets eaten by a shark at the end and when this doesn't happen something feels terribly wrong. 


Timothy Dalton rocked in License to Kill. He should have been in more Bond movies.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 07, 2010, 11:54:14 PM
Is Cameron still married to his long time boyfriend Linda Hamilton?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:54:23 PM
Man, look at Bigelow giving props to all her crewmembers. That's a real director. Great flick. Class act.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:54:30 PM
i really want Avatar to win best picture. The meltdowns here would be more awesome than the ones over at GAF if it doesn't win.

Only dumb people will meltdown, it's been totally confirmed for months now after it made a ridonkulous amount of money.  Hollywood loves it some money.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:54:42 PM
I'd hit that so hard

Cameron hit that so hard  :smug

It's like he actually won the Award through six-degrees of seperation.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
Is Cameron still married to his long time boyfriend Linda Hamilton?

No, right now he's married to Lizzy from Titanic.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 07, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
Jim teached her well.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:55:15 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Boogie on March 07, 2010, 11:55:23 PM
i really want Avatar to win best picture. The meltdowns here would be more awesome than the ones over at GAF if it doesn't win.

Only dumb people will meltdown, it's been totally confirmed for months now after it made a ridonkulous amount of money.  Hollywood loves it some money.

or not.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:55:37 PM
the fuck just happened?

they wrapped it up fast  :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:55:47 PM
that was quick.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:55:59 PM
SUCK IT CAMERON!

 :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys :borys

ENJOY BEST "CINEMATOGRAPHY" :rofl
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 11:56:00 PM
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLLYWOOD AM REDEEMED TOTAL

GLEN SHINOBI SUICIDING IMMINENT

AWESOME SAUCE
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:56:02 PM
Cameron crying bitter tears, wiping his eyes with wads of money.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:56:04 PM
Wait did they just hand out the Best Picture award?  ???
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2010, 11:56:11 PM
Hanks skipping the bullshit and going straight for the kill  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 07, 2010, 11:56:13 PM
Furries annihilated all over the world.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:56:30 PM
the main character dude better grab both oscars and scream, I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:56:44 PM
Fuck yeah. Took a pussy to make a movie with balls, none of that blue cat shit.

:lol :lol :lol

Green Shinobi breaking down, looking at himself in the mirror, realizing he's done nothing with his life, ripping up his sci-fi screenplay and enlisting so he can write a realistic Iraq war story.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:57:38 PM
Bigelow is about to crumble.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 11:57:48 PM
A Serious Man got ROBBED!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Donono on March 07, 2010, 11:57:53 PM
Hanks skipping the bullshit and going straight for the kill  :lol :lol :lol

I think he just literally said, "There were a lot of movies nominated.  *opens envelope*  Hurtlocker wins."

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 11:58:03 PM
Man, it was a long time coming, but Bigelow finally screwed Cameron over :smug
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
Oscars redeemed.  Green Shinobi has a nervous breakdown, cuts off his penis, paints it blue, and sends it to the chick he forced to have an abortion.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 07, 2010, 11:59:14 PM
Quote from: BBC
Oh my word! Tom Hanks did not even read out the best picture nominees before announcing The Hurt Locker as the winner. What drama!
:lol
man the British are so great
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 07, 2010, 11:59:26 PM
Months of posts and hissy-fits about the critically acclaimed Avatar, all for naught.

At least when Shake pulled this with The Departed, it ended up winning Best Picture

Miles Trahan, Visionary.

Green Shinobi, trash.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 11:59:37 PM
i wonder how many people had the "cameron_oscars_kingoftheworld.jpg" image q'd up over at GAF.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
Looking forward to the Academy completely destroying whatever credibility it has left, thus giving me a reason to never watch the Oscars again!

agreed

 :teehee
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
Man, it was a long time coming, but Bigelow finally screwed Cameron over :smug

He should try to get a pity fuck out of it while she's all emotional and everything.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:00:13 AM
THE HURT LOCKER :rock

WELL DESERVED
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:00:15 AM
I've only seen Hurt Locker once a long time ago. Should download it again.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2010, 12:00:28 AM
Months of posts and hissy-fits about the critically acclaimed Avatar, all for naught.

At least when Shake pulled this with The Departed, it ended up winning Best Picture

Miles Trahan, Visionary.

Green Shinobi, trash.

REINSTATE SHAKE

LEPER GREEN SHINOBI

BAN WILLCO
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:00:37 AM
TO BORROW A PAGE FROM SHINOBI'S BOOK:

I GUESS WE NOW HAVE CRITICAL CONSENSUS THAT AVATAR IS IN FACT NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF THE DECADE, OR EVEN 2009 FOR THAT MATTER.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Barry Egan on March 08, 2010, 12:00:42 AM
AVATAR relegated to the "shit/bin" of Hollywood history.  

A Serious Man rubs its wounds, but recognizes its injuries as for the greater good.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:01:03 AM
but George Clooney should have won. He got robbed. Should have won last year for Michael Clayton. Best performance ever.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:01:42 AM
WTF? I've said from the beginning that it should be either The Hurt Locker, Avatar or Inglorious Basterds. I'm just fucking glad Up in the Air didn't win.

Green Shinobi trying to salvage his dignity, but the literally hundreds of posts in defense of Avatar mean he fails.

Goes to the mirror, looks at himself, realize he's a monster.  Volunteers for the Peace Corps in a desperate attempt at regaining his humanity, ends up trading sex for clean drinking water with the poor village girls in Peru.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:02:26 AM
I feel pretty good knowing that there is critical and industry consensus that Avatar wasn't even worthy of any serious awards.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:02:28 AM
Basterds didn't win anything, did it? Should have won something for the screenplay or whatever you win for words.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2010, 12:02:43 AM
Basterds didn't win anything, did it? Should have won something for the screenplay or whatever you win for words.

Supporting Actor
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
Months of posts and hissy-fits about the critically acclaimed Avatar, all for naught.

At least when Shake pulled this with The Departed, it ended up winning Best Picture

Miles Trahan, Visionary.

Green Shinobi, trash.

REINSTATE SHAKE

LEPER GREEN SHINOBI

BAN WILLCO

I second this motion!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:03:01 AM
Basterds didn't win anything, did it? Should have won something for the screenplay or whatever you win for words.

Waltz got Best Supporting Actor.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:03:12 AM
:lol

Avatar is now Hollywood's biggest disgrace.

James Camerons to commit seppuku before night's end.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: drew on March 08, 2010, 12:03:42 AM
huahuahuahuahhauahahuhauhauuha
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Barry Egan on March 08, 2010, 12:03:56 AM
Quote
I feel pretty good knowing that there is critical and industry consensus that Avatar wasn't even worthy of any serious awards.

What the fuck is Avatar  ???
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:04:19 AM


Waltz got Best Supporting Actor.

thats good.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:04:24 AM
Avatar to be quickly forgotten :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: drew on March 08, 2010, 12:04:43 AM
avawhat

whovatar
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2010, 12:05:07 AM
Quote
I feel pretty good knowing that there is critical and industry consensus that Avatar wasn't even worthy of any serious awards.

What the fuck is Avatar  ???

Some furry thing Wilco and Glen Shinobi are always talking about, I think it's like Pokémon. You'll have to ask Wilco, he knows lots about it.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:05:18 AM
Avatar was pretty good. I'll buy the blu-ray.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:05:34 AM
I feel pretty good knowing that there is critical and industry consensus that Avatar wasn't even worthy of any serious awards.

I am glad that my review of "fun adventure movie for teenagers" was validated by Cameron's industry peers.

:lol at Green Shinobi's pathetic spinning.  Doesn't even have the courage to stand by months and months of pro-Avatar posting.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:05:47 AM
What is Avatar and why did it win best cinematography?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2010, 12:05:53 AM
Good to see an actual film win, not a glorified tech demo roller coaster ride.

I'd give the Oscars props, then I remembered they snubbed Moon
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
Translation

"Nobody actually gives a fuck Cameron, sorry, we even hate 20th Century FOX"
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:07:04 AM
What is Avatar and why did it win best cinematography?

It's some CG furry version of Pocahontas.  Green Shinobi has a hard-on for it for some reason.  Probably the characters remind him of his pet rabbit.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:07:11 AM
Find me a post where I actually came out and directly advocated Avatar for Best Picture over The Hurt Locker. It doesn't exist. I've always said that it should be one of those two (or three, depending on how I felt about IB at the time).

Green Shinobi is trying to retcon history :lol

bu bu bu Cameron "had to" win Best Director :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 08, 2010, 12:07:29 AM
I just looked it up on wikipedia.  Apparently it was the highest grossing film ever for a time before being out done by Transformers 3 the following summer.  In case you don't remember Transformers 3 was the one where Megan Fox showed her tits in it. 
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Barry Egan on March 08, 2010, 12:08:14 AM
I hope the guy designing the AVATAR Blu-Ray covers hasn't locked anything in.  

AVATAR: EXPERIENCE THE UNIVERSAL UNVERIFIED SENSE OF WONDER.  
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:08:20 AM
Michael Bay just had to win Best Director for that. I had never seen such tits that evoked a sense of awe and wonder.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:08:56 AM
Green Shinobi is currently poring over his post history desperately trying to delete any mention of Avatar winning best picture or director.  Unfortunately, a search for Avatar in Green Shinobi's posts turns up about half his post history.

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:09:01 AM
You said it would be a travesty if it didn't win! A TRAVESTY!

A TRAVESTY! :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 12:09:20 AM
It was James Cameron who convinced his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow to direct this film. She originally had planned on doing another project and wasn't sure about doing this film. Cameron read it and told her to do this film, and it ended up earning her an Oscar nomination for Best Director -- in fact, Hurt Locker was nominated in seven categories against Cameron's Avatar (2009), including Best Picture.

:bow cameron :bow2
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
(http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae84/woxel1/avatarcrying.gif)

:lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:09:25 AM
Too be honest, District 9 should have won.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2010, 12:09:41 AM
Michael Bay just had to win Best Director for that. I had never seen such tits that evoked a sense of awe and wonder.

DEM TITTIES

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually, we all know that will never happen since ScarJo offered to unleash the twins in The Island and Bay FUCKING TURNED HER DOWN OMG WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[close]
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:09:48 AM
Green Shinobi so fucking pathetic in this thread

what a papangu

tsc tsc
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
It was James Cameron who convinced his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow to direct this film. She originally had planned on doing another project and wasn't sure about doing this film. Cameron read it and told her to do this film, and it ended up earning her an Oscar nomination for Best Director -- in fact, Hurt Locker was nominated in seven categories against Cameron's Avatar (2009), including Best Picture.

:bow cameron :bow2

Avatar fans trying to get Cameron an Oscar by proxy :lol :lol :lol

Best night ever :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi
It won Cinematography, so I'm satisfied.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:11:26 AM
YOU FEELING HUMILIATED GREEN SHINOBI

THIS FEELING AM AMAZING FOR ME  TO SEE YOU DESTORYED

YOU ASS AM BLEEDING

HEMMOROIDS POPPING

HOW IT FEEL

ANSWER PAPANGUUUUUUU
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:11:36 AM
Too be honest, District 9 should have won.

Why do people keep saying this?

I just watched D9 today and I thought it was good, but not BEST PICTURE nominee good. The same goes for the likes of Avatar, Up in the Air and even Up.

tbh, I wish Inglorious Basterds won more than best supporting. Hurt Locker was fantastic but Inglorious Basterds? That was my favorite last year.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:12:02 AM
Cameron didn't win dick Shinobi.

Stab yourself
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2010, 12:12:36 AM
Green Shinobi annihilated
(http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx32/Aries1/50cent.gif)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:12:56 AM
D9 or Basterds. Either one. But I liked D9 more.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:13:07 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:13:26 AM
District 9 was a fun movie.  I was surprised it was nominated but I think in the end it just degenerates into a typical action movie which takes away a little from it.

Inglorious Bastards was good but I think it went on for too long and had a fundamentally flawed narrative (take out the bastards and nothing in the story actually changes).
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:14:21 AM
Cameron didn't win dick Shinobi.

Stab yourself

Too bad they don't have seppuku in Korea, it would be the perfect solution to Shinobi's problem.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:14:49 AM
District 9 was a fun movie.  I was surprised it was nominated but I think in the end it just degenerates into a typical action movie which takes away a little from it.

Inglorious Bastards was good but I think it went on for too long and had a fundamentally flawed narrative (take out the bastards and nothing in the story actually changes).

How does that really make it a flawed narrative?
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 08, 2010, 12:15:15 AM
Avatar was pretty good. I'll buy the blu-ray.

yeah. it's going to replace speed racer as the movie I'll often watch only for the action scenes, as in, I fast forward through everything else.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 08, 2010, 12:15:24 AM
Now we can finally stop talking about Avatar.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:15:40 AM
You guys remember when WrikaWrek posted in the movies thread about how he just watched this war flick that you might think is not good from the title/trailer, but is actually pretty good?

Well that movie just won the Oscar. Whoda thunk
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 08, 2010, 12:15:42 AM
Michael Bay just had to win Best Director for that. I had never seen such tits that evoked a sense of awe and wonder.

And best cinematography for his green screen effects.  It was so daring to green screen out everything but the tits for the entire movie.  O and the action scene at the end was the best action scene ever.  I love how you could just feel how intense it was even though you couldn't see any of it because it had been green screened out, by how those tits were bouncing around.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:15:45 AM
Green Shinobi annihilated (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32687.msg1001377#msg1001377) :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 12:16:07 AM
It was James Cameron who convinced his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow to direct this film. She originally had planned on doing another project and wasn't sure about doing this film. Cameron read it and told her to do this film, and it ended up earning her an Oscar nomination for Best Director -- in fact, Hurt Locker was nominated in seven categories against Cameron's Avatar (2009), including Best Picture.

:bow cameron :bow2

Avatar fans trying to get Cameron an Oscar by proxy :lol :lol :lol

Best night ever :lol

The midas touch!!!!
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:16:19 AM
District 9 was a fun movie.  I was surprised it was nominated but I think in the end it just degenerates into a typical action movie which takes away a little from it.

Inglorious Bastards was good but I think it went on for too long and had a fundamentally flawed narrative (take out the bastards and nothing in the story actually changes).

How does that really make it a flawed narrative?

You ever taken any writing classes, Himu?  There's about an hour of plot that goes absolutely nowhere and is completely unnecessary.  The main character is clearly the Jewish girl, Shoshanna, but intersected with her story are a bunch of pointless, marginally entertaining vignettes starring Brad Pitt and his men.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:17:09 AM
You guys trying to make this about me are fucking whack. I've been praising The Hurt Locker consistently for months now.

Maybe I was a litle too zealous in defending Avatar against Billco's incessant trolling, but you guys are up your own asses if you think I'm half the Avatard that some of those wankers on GAF are.

Also  :lol at anyone who thinks I'm actually upset over tonight's outcome.

Keep telling yourself that, loooooser.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi
So now you're not only saying you have better taste than me, but you have better taste than the Academy?

You're delusional, Federman.

Now I'm saying that the Academy has better taste than you! :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:17:49 AM
If you take Shoshanna out of the film nothing changes as well. The bombs were still in place and Landa still turned on Hitler. They still would have died.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:18:27 AM
You guys remember when WrikaWrek posted in the movies thread about how he just watched this war flick that you might think is not good from the title/trailer, but is actually pretty good?

Well that movie just won the Oscar. Whoda thunk

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28282.0

 :pimp
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2010, 12:19:07 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi, December 27th 2009
So now you're not only saying you have better taste than me, but you have better taste than the Academy?

You're delusional, Federman.

Quote from: Green Shinobi, December 27th 2009
So now you're not only saying you have better taste than me, but you have better taste than the Academy?

You're delusional, Federman
.

Quote from: Green Shinobi, December 27th 2009
So now you're not only saying you have better taste than me, but you have better taste than the Academy?

You're delusional, Federman.

(http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx32/Aries1/annihilated.gif)
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:20:34 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:20:59 AM
You're digging for something that isn't there, Bill.

Let it go.

Stop giving him nicknames like he's your friend, turdlinger.  He's not.

You stand alone, bitch.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 12:21:47 AM
:lol
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 08, 2010, 12:23:07 AM
District 9 was a fun movie.  I was surprised it was nominated but I think in the end it just degenerates into a typical action movie which takes away a little from it.

Inglorious Bastards was good but I think it went on for too long and had a fundamentally flawed narrative (take out the bastards and nothing in the story actually changes).

How does that really make it a flawed narrative?

You ever taken any writing classes, Himu?  There's about an hour of plot that goes absolutely nowhere and is completely unnecessary.  The main character is clearly the Jewish girl, Shoshanna, but intersected with her story are a bunch of pointless, marginally entertaining vignettes starring Brad Pitt and his men.

Shoshanna is obviously the main character, but I don't see why that takes away from Brad Pitt's guys. I liked how their plots blended together without every really working with each other.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:23:57 AM
It just didn't work for me, and I've seen a lot of other folks criticize it too, so I know the problem's not just with me.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 08, 2010, 12:24:30 AM
This thread is a perfect example of why you should never overextend yourself too early. There will be plenty of time for gloating when, or if, you win. And if you lose, you didn't leave behind a trail for everyone to point to and laugh about.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:25:28 AM
Someone change Shinobi's tag to "Willco's Bitch."
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:25:32 AM
people saying that Avatar will "be forgotten" are getting a little ahead of themselves. It is the highest grossing film of all time. Did people forget Titanic?
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:25:55 AM
wtf is titanic ???
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Boogie on March 08, 2010, 12:26:13 AM
This thread is a perfect example of why you should never overextend yourself too early. There will be plenty of time for gloating when, or if, you win. And if you lose, you didn't leave behind a trail for everyone to point to and laugh about.

See also:  2010 Olympic Hockey Tournament.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:26:34 AM
Titanic has gone down in a lot of people's esteem since it won best picture, though.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:26:48 AM
Boogie, we're talking about things people actually care about.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:26:57 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.


this is the truth, actually. quality of either movie withstanding, Avatar will be remembered for a long time.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 08, 2010, 12:28:15 AM
This thread is a perfect example of why you should never overextend yourself too early. There will be plenty of time for gloating when, or if, you win. And if you lose, you didn't leave behind a trail for everyone to point to and laugh about.

Prep time allowed both sides to have their damage control all planned out.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:29:04 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.


this is the truth, actually. quality of either movie withstanding, Avatar will be remembered for a long time.

It'll be remembered as a technical achievement, nothing more.  That's not what Green "Loser" Shinobi was saying in his "overly vigorous" defense of it.
Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:30:12 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.


this is the truth, actually. quality of either movie withstanding, Avatar will be remembered for a long time.

But you know what's even better?

The Hurt Locker is gonna be rewatchable in 20 years. Avatar will just look like a dated special effects stravaganza, that doesn't hold a candle to the movies of that time.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:31:36 AM

It'll be remembered as a technical achievement, nothing more.  That's not what Green "Loser" Shinobi was saying in his "overly vigorous" defense of it.

i don't really give a shit what GS was saying. he's an idiot.

Avatar will be remembered as The Highest Grossing Movie Of All Time. Don't act like that isn't an important achievement.

Title: Re: The Oscars thread!!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 08, 2010, 12:31:51 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.


this is the truth, actually. quality of either movie withstanding, Avatar will be remembered for a long time.

yeah, I don't think anyone would argue that.  Chariots of Fire beat out Raiders of the Lost Ark, but most people probably only know the score from Chariots, and they probably don't know where it's from.

Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:32:09 AM
DAMAGE CONTROL HAS BEGUN!

- "In 20 years, Avatar will be remembered, not The Hurt Locker."
- "Cameron told Bigelow to make The Hurt Locker, so her Oscar is now his by proxy."
- "Cameron actually deserves credit for creating both The Hurt Locker and Avatar."
- "The Academy snubbed Cameron because it wanted to give a female director a pity Oscar win."
- "It was amazing for a popcorn flick like Avatar to even be nominated!"
- "Nerdy Scientist Guy was much more memorable than whoever starred in The Hurt Locker."
etc.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Boogie on March 08, 2010, 12:32:51 AM
Boogie, we're talking about things people actually care about.

..


Americans insisting they don't like or care about hockey, in spite of talking mad shit before the game, having the second most registered hockey players in the world, and watching the game in record numbers.

Cry moar :smug
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:33:04 AM
i'm just trying to clear up some misconceptions.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2010, 12:33:44 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.

It's the Star Wars of our generation. Annie Hall who?
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 12:33:58 AM
BUT GUYS, AVATAR WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 20 YEARS. THE HURT LOCKER WONT.

This is actually truth, especially if the sequels are as successful.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:34:04 AM
Boogie, we're talking about things people actually care about.

..


Americans insisting they don't like or care about hockey, in spite of talking mad shit before the game, having the second most registered hockey players in the world, and watching the game in record numbers.

Cry moar :smug

Isn't the NHL the least watched televised sport in America, including NASCAR and probably bowling?
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2010, 12:34:51 AM
Avatar will be remembered in the future, but only as a technological achievement/stepping stone. One of my favorite points from that 70min Star Wars review was that the new trilogy didn't have a single memorable character anyone could easily explain to someone who hasn't seen the films. Months after release the majority of Avatar viewers can't name one character from the film, what type of personality they had, etc. Even if someone can't name the marines for Aliens, they can at least describe some key facts about them, years after seeing the movie.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:35:07 AM
Woody Harrelson should have won an Oscar for Zombieland for being fucking badass.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:35:13 AM
DAMAGE CONTROL HAS BEGUN!

- "In 20 years, Avatar will be remembered, not The Hurt Locker."
- "Cameron told Bigelow to make The Hurt Locker, so her Oscar is now his by proxy."
- "Cameron actually deserves credit for creating both The Hurt Locker and Avatar."
- "The Academy snubbed Cameron because it wanted to give a female director a pity Oscar win."
- "It was amazing for a popcorn flick like Avatar to even be nominated!"
- "Nerdy Scientist Guy was much more memorable than whoever starred in The Hurt Locker."
etc.

:lol

Green Shinobi has been so silent for the last half hour or so.  He's either furiously deleting his post history or committing suicide.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:36:37 AM
Avatar will be remembered as the film that catapulted the blockbuster into digital 3D. The Hurt Locker will be remembered as the definitive war movie for the Iraqi/Afghan war on terror generation.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 08, 2010, 12:36:46 AM
DAMAGE CONTROL HAS BEGUN!

- "In 20 years, Avatar will be remembered, not The Hurt Locker."
- "Cameron told Bigelow to make The Hurt Locker, so her Oscar is now his by proxy."
- "Cameron actually deserves credit for creating both The Hurt Locker and Avatar."
- "The Academy snubbed Cameron because it wanted to give a female director a pity Oscar win."
- "It was amazing for a popcorn flick like Avatar to even be nominated!"
- "Nerdy Scientist Guy was much more memorable than whoever starred in The Hurt Locker."
etc.

Don't forget the best one
-"What I said was that Avatar deserves to win best picture OR there is a queen of England.  What I said is still logically true!"
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:37:38 AM
Father Mike is on fire in this thread.  The stuff about asking why Shinobi was speaking in tongues made me :lol
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:37:45 AM
"I wanted The Hurt Locker or Inglourious Basterds to win all along, I was just happy Avatar was nominated" will be the new one.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:37:49 AM
"Have you ever tried sugar, or pcp?"
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2010, 12:38:09 AM
Well, that was a refreshing and totally awesome surprise. Avatar won the awards it actually deserved, and nothing else.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on March 08, 2010, 12:39:52 AM
Avatar will be remembered in the future, but only as a technological achievement/stepping stone. One of my favorite points from that 70min Star Wars review was that the new trilogy didn't have a single memorable character anyone could easily explain to someone who hasn't seen the films. Months after release the majority of Avatar viewers can't name one character from the film, what type of personality they had, etc. Even if someone can't name the marines for Aliens, they can at least describe some key facts about them, years after seeing the movie.

Quaritch :rock

but the other characters are forgettable
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 08, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
just you wait willco. in 20 years gs will have his vindication.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2010, 12:41:03 AM
Only one of the foreign language films has been released in Seattle (White Ribbon)... A Prophet is coming out in a week or two, but nothing else is even slated for a release...  :maf
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:42:01 AM
hahahaha, Green Shinobi's not even logged on anymore.  I bet he got mad, started raging and punched out a co-worker and is currently being hauled in by the cops.

:rock
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:42:51 AM
Twenty years from now, I will get a knock at my door from Green Shinobi.

"Hah, it's twenty years later and AVATAR 4 is the number one movie at the box office, and nobody remembers The Hurt Locker!"

Then he will collapse and pass out on the pavement in front of my apartment, having died of extreme blood loss from massive butthurt.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Fanboys are butthurt and Will and I are awesome. All is well in the world. The Academy redeemed itself tonight. Well, as much as it could with the films that got nominated...
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:44:26 AM
Avatar is a movie about a punk ass bitch who betrayed humanity for a pair of legs.














Get it? Pair of legs? I'm so cash.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 08, 2010, 12:45:00 AM
Avatar is a movie about a punk ass bitch who betrayed humanity for a pair of legs.

Get it? Pair of legs? I'm so cash.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: muckhole on March 08, 2010, 12:45:15 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:45:48 AM
Oh shit, muckhole - I got so carried away that I forgot about our phone call. :-\
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2010, 12:46:05 AM
hahahaha, Green Shinobi's not even logged on anymore.  I bet he got mad, started raging and punched out a co-worker and is currently being hauled in by the cops.

:rock

I'm not going to read through the thread, was he taking things personally or something? Did someone insult his intelligence?

IT'S AN AWARD CEREMONY FOR FILMS THAT HAVE NO IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE. SMH.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:smug
[close]
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:46:23 AM
"Hey Shinobi, I heard that movie you liked didn't win any oscars.  Too bad, huh?"
"W-what are you talking about?  It won for cinematography!"
"Yeah, but that's not one of the important ones, right?  The big ones are picture and dire--hey, what are you doing with that stapler!? Hey, that's not funny, put that do-"
*CRAK*
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: muckhole on March 08, 2010, 12:47:02 AM
Oh shit, muckhole - I got so carried away that I forgot about our phone call. :-\

No worries, as soon as I remembered it was Oscar night, I figured you'd be busy.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:47:16 AM
hahahaha, Green Shinobi's not even logged on anymore.  I bet he got mad, started raging and punched out a co-worker and is currently being hauled in by the cops.

:rock

I'm not going to read through the thread, was he taking things personally or something?

IT'S AN AWARD CEREMONY FOR FILMS THAT HAVE NO IMPACT ON YOU LIFE SMH.


















 :smug

Even more pathetic, he was pretending he didn't care that Avatar didn't win and kept talking about how he was happy it just got nominated.  He was actually retconning his post history to say that he never expected it to win and shit. :lol

Now he's probably off somewhere looking at himself in the mirror, wondering what he's done with his life these past months.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: treythemovie on March 08, 2010, 12:47:49 AM
Not a bad Oscars overall, certainly better than last years. However I'm not sure the new voting rules/nomiations actually effected anything.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:48:09 AM
Remember when Green Shinobi was so excited about the Best Cinematography nomination, and it was all he could talk about for months? That he felt that Avatar deserved to win Best Cinematography?

Because I don't.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2010, 12:48:33 AM
I was at a party with my friends who don't post on message boards and don't really care about movies that much.

Everyone was rooting for Avatar. To lose. Good times were had by all.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:49:26 AM
Remember when Green Shinobi was so excited about the Best Cinematography nomination, and it was all he could talk about for months? That he felt that Avatar deserved to win Best Cinematography?

Because I don't.

I guess we all had to read between the lines of his posts. :lol

Green Shinobi is destroyed.  Utterly.  Completely.  Nothing left but ashes.  No way to regain his honor other than to commit ritual suicide.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:49:55 AM
I was at a party with my friends who don't post on message boards and don't really care about movies that much.

Everyone was rooting for Avatar. To lose. Good times were had by all.

:rofl

BOBOBOBOBO POPULAR AND CRITICAL ACCLAIM

:piss Green Shinobi :piss2
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:50:25 AM
Eh, once the dust settles, we'll all be friends again. We just need to put this episode behind us!
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 12:55:50 AM
Eh, once the dust settles, we'll all be friends again. We just need to put this episode behind us!

You think he can put this behind him?  The guy is an anal retentive, obsessive freak show.  He's been going on about Avatar for literally MONTHS now.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 12:58:58 AM
Remember when Green Shinobi felt vindicated, because James Cameron had won best cinematography, and then we told him it wasn't James Cameron who won but some guy nobody remembers already, and then he shanked himself?

good times
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Bloodwake on March 08, 2010, 01:02:54 AM
Avatar lost? Good, I didn't feel like getting drunk and questioning the sanity of humankind tonight.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 01:04:02 AM
Hey fistfull I beated you in the gaf oscar pool :punch

 86. Diunx Harkness - Score: 42

    * Number Correct: 8
    * Tie-Breaker Difference: 77 minutes

87. Fistfulofmetal . - Score: 42

    * Number Correct: 8
    * Tie-Breaker Difference: No Selection
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 01:18:53 AM
Green Shinobi has been so silent for the last half hour or so.  He's either furiously deleting his post history or committing suicide.

*fast 'n furious retconning*


Keep pretending, bitch.  You got destroyed.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 08, 2010, 01:19:35 AM
Let's just let it go for Christ's sake. Fuck. This shit is over. Let's move on, please.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 08, 2010, 01:20:02 AM
Avatar lost! YAY! Time for Cameron to

:patel

Actual Best Picture 2009 was A Serious Man but it was never gonna win. I was (honestly) just happy to see it get a nomination, considering how bizarrely overlooked it was in theaters. My favorite "might actually win" was Inglourious Basterds, but Hurt Locker is nothing to be ashamed of.

Guess it's time to update the only-remembered-as-the-answer-to-a-Trivial-Pursuit-question Avatar timeline!

Also, Green Shinobi, there's gonna be a pile-on tonight for sure, but I for won am totally willing to bury the hatchet starting tomorrow. Bury it next to all these unsold Avatar Blu-rays. :smug
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Diunx on March 08, 2010, 01:22:00 AM
DON'T WORRY GREEN WE STILL HAVE THE GLOBES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 01:22:37 AM
I'm just so happy that Green Shitnewbie's been completely destroyed.  :)

Now if only he would just leave the forums and never come back...
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 01:25:53 AM
Hey, Green Shitnewbie, why is there feces smeared all over your face?  Oh, the Academy just took a giant shit on you?  I see.
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 01:38:39 AM
A film that I said should be nominated was nominated.

God, you are one dumb bitch. :lol
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: Oblivion on March 08, 2010, 01:39:18 AM
I saw Avatar for the first time yesterday, and I can't express the joy that I feel that it didn't win much.

:bow Oscars :bow2
:bow :bow :bow Elite Hollywood snobbery :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: AVATAR LOSES, ACADEMY REDEEMED!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 01:44:37 AM
AVATAR LOSES, ANOTHER DAY DAWNS