I went to the store today and locked eyes with this cute chick. Does that mean we're in love? :smug
I went to the store today and locked eyes with this cute chick. Does that mean we're in love? :smug
No, she only wants your cock :smug
I went to the store today and locked eyes with this cute chick. Does that mean we're in love? :smug
No, she only wants your cock :smug
I knew this is what this ment! Now if only I could work up the courage to smile back :smug
I went to the store today and locked eyes with this cute chick. Does that mean we're in love? :smug
No, she only wants your cock :smug
Boogie has a girl ever tried to give you her number and you say "don't need it, I'm a detective - I'll find you," like in The Departed? That would be cool :smug
Boogie has a girl ever tried to give you her number and you say "don't need it, I'm a detective - I'll find you," like in The Departed? That would be cool :smug
Unfortunately, if PD or I did it, it would be more "don't need it - I will stalk you through the Internets. :smug"
Boogie has a girl ever tried to give you her number and you say "don't need it, I'm a detective - I'll find you," like in The Departed? That would be cool :smug
No, but that would be badass. If the opening ever presents itself, I'll be sure to give that line a shot.
nothing like a good beer after a long day at work :smug .....which eventually leads to a lonely wank then shame :'(
Boogie broke the chain. Motherfucker. :maf
Boogie broke the chain. Motherfucker. :maf
Boogie broke the chain. Motherfucker. :maf
It's okay, I can fix it!
Plus, that's only if you're not counting Powerslave. And who does, really? :smug
Boogie broke the chain. Motherfucker. :maf
No he didn't, but I'm not surprised nobody read the posts from the person who did. :smug
The only person I put on ignore is elektrikluv.
Boogie broke the chain. Motherfucker. :maf
No he didn't, but I'm not surprised nobody read the posts from the person who did. :smug
except you
whoops!
The only person I put on ignore is elektrikluv.
The only person I put on ignore is elektrikluv.
That's sexist.
Sank the U.S.S. Rational
Got new CD-DVD Burner yesterday. Reformatted and reinstalled OS (XP for those who are curious). Spent most of the day recovering old music and discovering new music!
New-ish Powerman 5000 album not bad.
Got all of Ben Folds (Five) Discography
Also got some Ben Kweller and Ben Harper.
Suggestions for more?
Oh, and are we still doing the :smug ?
I need to check out Ben Folds. I've seen some youtube videos of him, and he is a SICK pianist. Having played piano myself for some years, that really appeals to me. But how is his songwriting? He isn't a John Mayer type, is he (great technical skills, but power-pop songs that make you want to kill people)?
What kind of music do you like? And get Win7 already...
I need to check out Ben Folds. I've seen some youtube videos of him, and he is a SICK pianist. Having played piano myself for some years, that really appeals to me. But how is his songwriting? He isn't a John Mayer type, is he (great technical skills, but power-pop songs that make you want to kill people)?
Ben Folds is a pretty amazing song writer. His stuff does have a "pop" sound to it, but it's really just his voice. His lyrics make sense, they aren't super serious, but they're not stupid either. Compare him to Barenaked Ladies, but tone down the pop quite a bit.What kind of music do you like? And get Win7 already...
Hey, if I could get Win7, I would. No $$$ for that though. XP was free for me.
As far as music tastes, I lean towards acoustic and bands that use more instruments than just a standard lead-guitar, rhythm guitar, bass, and drums. Examples would be: Jack Johnson, DMB, Ben Kweller, Ben Harper, Ben Folds, Jason Mraz, Sublime.
But I have varying tastes, so I also listen to delta blues, classic rock, hard rock, and even some bluegrass on occasion (yeah, get it in, I'm from Kentucky, you think I'm a hillbilly, I get it by now Drew... :lol).
Does that help?
AGAIN!? FUCKING AGAIN!?
Thats it, I'm convinced you guys were made for each other. So go fuck else where unless you got something to contribute.
Then why don't you go chase Mupepe around?
I'd lean more towards 98% personally.Would it add a 2% if I added "and Powerslave is god"?
You're 100% right, Wrath.So you guys will stop?
Your parents fucked on the kitchen floor on the futon? wtf?
I am kind of Battle Royale'd out, but you should go and tell me how it isi've seen it a half dozen times. i'd be going just to see it on the big screen.
Way to go Jesus, creating half work days and shit. :rockI wish I could go to the movies witchoo guyz.
My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!
our driver Haider.the fuck?
My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!
What's her major?
My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!
What's her major?
Shrug. She's getting her undergrad at Cornell en route to med school, but I believe she is focusing in biomedical research. She pretty much got a free ride at Cornell to boot.
Between her at Cornell, my father at Oxford, everyone is wondering what the fuck is my problem.
I don't wanna be pushed off of a cliff or anything(yes that actually happens :lol)
You can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.
Quote from: WrathYou can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.
I've already picked my arab. This ain't some marriage shit where you just move on to the next one after it starts to sag. This is some life shit, like which starting pokemon you prefer. :punch
Where in America? :oHopefully somewhere in California, but if that isn't available anywhere.
And yeah tehjaybo, I ain't touching Kentucky. Although I know someone who went there for the chicken :lol
I'm an effete Squirtle guy myself, the shades he had in the show made my knees weak and my loins wet. :heart
And who's that?Quote from: WrathYou can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.
I've already picked my arab. This ain't some marriage shit where you just move on to the next one after it stops struggling during copulation. This is some life shit, like which starting pokemon you prefer. :punch
And yeah tehjaybo, I ain't touching Kentucky. Although I know someone who went there for the chicken :lol
:oMy sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!
What's her major?
Between her at Cornell, my father at Oxford, everyone is wondering what the fuck is my problem.
new thread?
Anyways got a DJing try out at a trendy bar and stuff, Im pretty stoked! I'll mainly be spinning 80's funk/groove, pop and freestyle dance. Im quite excited but also a bit nervous
i ate a sharp french fry and it hurt going down :'(
I'd love to see a Himu directed porn :lol
I'd love to see a Himu directed porn :lol
I'd love to see a Himu directed porn :lol
Such a cruel tweest.
smh, Himu. It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.
1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?
2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?
3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?
Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.
smh, Himu. It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.
1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?
2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?
3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?
Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.
Dude, you're thinking this too hard. This was something I just made up. :(
Willco should write the script.
smh, Himu. It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.
1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?
2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?
3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?
Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.
Dude, you're thinking this too hard. This was something I just made up. :(
Willco should write the script.
Willco would just turn it into another C Me Dance style fiasco.
Let me write it. I'll put my blood, sweat and tears into the script. You will FEEL the anger and betrayal as I lose my $200 and am caught up in a web of suspicion and lies.
It'll be like David Fincher's The Game.
only eaten squid once, but I was not a fan. texture reminded me of flaccid dick.
It's funny because it's trueonly eaten squid once, but I was not a fan. texture reminded me of flaccid dick.
you would know all about that, wouldnt you?
Coffee is for closers, Boogie.
What are you going to study?Engineering.
"I want to take thing slow."She sounds mentally handicapped. Ofcourse a slow person would want to take things slow ;)
smh, Himu. It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.
1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?
2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?
3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?
Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.
Coffee is for closers, Boogie.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/Raven13_album/bones.jpg)
What are you going to study?Engineering.
Anyway, I've just went to the UCLA website and I'm still registered. I don't if I'm in or rejected. Seems like I have to contact them.
Coffee is for closers, Boogie.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/Raven13_album/bones.jpg)
If only all women could be as socially inept as Temperance :heart
I bought a bottle of sweat tea vodka out of uncontrollable curiosity and have been drinking it all night even though I don't particularly like it. The cat jumped up on my lap and spilled it all over me so to make things fair I took what was left in the glass and poured it on her. She stood in disbelief for what must have been 10 seconds on my lap before she ran off and started licking it off her. I didn't want her to die of alcohol poisoning so I gave her a bath. I did this naked from the waste down because I'm at my girlfriends and didn't have another pair of jeans and underwear to put on.Post of the Year.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SATURDAY NIGHTS
I bought a bottle of sweat tea vodka out of uncontrollable curiosity and have been drinking it all night even though I don't particularly like it. The cat jumped up on my lap and spilled it all over me so to make things fair I took what was left in the glass and poured it on her. She stood in disbelief for what must have been 10 seconds on my lap before she ran off and started licking it off her. I didn't want her to die of alcohol poisoning so I gave her a bath. I did this naked from the waste down because I'm at my girlfriends and didn't have another pair of jeans and underwear to put on.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SATURDAY NIGHTS
It tastes and smells a bit like sweet tea but overall the taste is just too saccharine to enjoy by itself. In that regard it's like drinking amaretto straight.
So the plan was to go to a Major Lazer concert tonight-- which, btw, was highly recommended by the bore.
Sock him in the mouth it is.
He's not going to have sex with my girlfriend anymore. That's not an issue. But whenever I see him I get super angry and thinking about him pisses me off. I've tried to rationalize the situation in my head. I say to myself, "It doesn't matter, we were broken up, I would have done the same thing if I was him, I slept around too..." But none of that changes the fact that I want to hit this guy. I mean this isn't too abnormal of a feeling I don't think. And its not resolving itself even though its been like 4 months.
you can use your words instead of your fists :cookiem
What would you say?
you can use your words instead of your fists :cookiem
What would you say?
Well I don't really know what you're going through or why it is you want to punch this guy. It could be that you don't trust your girl that much and suspect she might do something similar in the future. If that's the case than you can either bring it up or let it effect the relationship. You obviously want to communicate you're pissed or you wouldn't have screwed around with her facebook account :lol
Well I already told her what I did, but talking about it with her is a tricky thing because she was pretty torn up about me sleeping around after we broke up which is probably why she slept with this guy in the first place. So like I said, it's not really rational for me to be upset with anyone (but myself) but that doesn't change the fact that this guy got away with sleeping with my girlfriend and I want to hit him. I imagine he sees me and secretly laughs to himself about he fucked my girlfriend when she was on the rebound and how much of a douche I am for never confronting him about it.
Edit: Seems like elektrik gets it.
If only I would have been born loving the cock... ;)
why does it seem like hefty/fat guys always have a tattoo on their leg? this one guy in my class has been wearing shorts even through the freezing winter, and now when it makes sense to wear shorts, I keep noticing it it. Why I'm looking at thick legs is another story.
Maybe find a nice girl who is most likely to be of normal weight?that implies a relationship. I looking for that non-commitment dome.
Yeah, that's not true at all - I'm kind of an asshole.
So I have not been accepted into UCLA :(
Well I guess Montana State University isn't too bad, I'll get a transfer in the future I guess.
I wish I was TVC's sex butler. Dude is buff nowadays from his workout regimen. Soon, we'll one and a half sweaty, buff dudes dry humping one another.Pics
:rofl
You're going to be holding some dude's stuff while she's off giving him head :lol
Yeah that's the best approach, ignore them before they ignore you. No rejection, no shame! :punch
Why are your options Montana or UCLA?LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story.
why does it seem like hefty/fat guys always have a tattoo on their leg? this one guy in my class has been wearing shorts even through the freezing winter, and now when it makes sense to wear shorts, I keep noticing it it. Why I'm looking at thick legs is another story.
they want ink but will never take off their shirts?
I self-potato'd big time in one class today, twice! It was like in A Christmas Story when Ralph says fuck and the rush of consequence makes him dead inside, but twice! twice! the first time could be ignored; the second time confirmed that it wasn't a fluke the first time.
I self-potato'd big time in one class today, twice! It was like in A Christmas Story when Ralph says fuck and the rush of consequence makes him dead inside, but twice! twice! the first time could be ignored; the second time confirmed that it wasn't a fluke the first time.
what happened?
Fat people are pretty nice. Many realize they can't get away with being an asshole so they be themselves and it just works. But then there are fat black chicks who don't realize they're fat, and treat everyone like shit.
My friends think its weird that I get high on weed but have never smoked a cigarette.I did the same if you don't count hookah. I hate cigarette smoke.
Is that weird?
why are people trying to bring ska back?
I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(
It's illegal according to the FCC.I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(
It's a common industry tactic used to prevent people from walking into the kitchen and not paying attention to the commercial. The advertiser figures that if they crank up the volume, you'll at least be able to hear the commercial in the other room.
:bow :bow2why are people trying to bring ska back?
ska never left.
So my sister was telling me about this racist book she found in school. I tolled her to bring it home since I gotta see this for myself.
On the subject of Ska
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INWsn0YoMPU
I can believe that about Kentucky, but not the developed world.
Ska is musical terror on roids.
[youtube=560,345]dvcwLyFuB8Q[/youtube]Ska is musical terror on roids.
This was much much lamer than any thing any ska band has ever produced.
This fucking pollen is driving me crazy. :(
Incredible Crisis
that's all I have to say about ska
I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(
I wish I had Arvie's work ethic. He is constantly reading and writing essays.
I wish I had Arvie's work ethic. He is constantly reading and writing essays.
where do they place the other dick? Where my arm was?This is a pretty important question.
where do they place the other dick? Where my arm was?That's optional. But you do have to lose the actual arm below the elbow. I think I would go for the shotgun since a second dick can't be used when you have only have one arm unless you find a real skank(s).
I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(
On the subject of commercials in-between or before videos on the internet.. I am fucking enraged by this shit and the cream of the crop is that they make them unskippable. It's the same like TV.... on my goddamn internet. Since when has this idea become acceptable? Every time I watch South Park I'm bombarded with these shitty 30 second commercials and all it does is make me completely mute the thing and stare at my wall until it ends in order to retain my patience.
Looks the same for me in IE8 and FireFox
well I am pretty proud of not having facial hair that looks like pubes.:lol Damn
Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. :-\
Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. :-\
Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?
Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. :-\
Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?
yes. And, oh yeah, invented punk rock smh
That also might jeopardize my discharge and school payments. I don't think distinguished effete fellows are eligible for the GI Bill.
Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. :-\
Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?
yes. And, oh yeah, invented punk rock smh
what's wrong with punk rock? >:(
So someone gave my father a hamster for his birthday. What kind of asshole does this?I though you hated your father?
So someone gave my father a hamster for his birthday. What kind of asshole does this?
Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\
So I got more options for college's, I want to know whats the best out of all of them(I'm applying to all of them anyway):
Montana State University
San Diego State University
North Carolina University
Houston University
California State University
I'm leaning on California.
Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\
You should have texted her and when she looked up all puzzled you would have been all like :smug
Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\
You should have texted her and when she looked up all puzzled you would have been all like :smug
was it that girl who sometimes posts on your wall on facebook.Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\
You should have texted her and when she looked up all puzzled you would have been all like :smug
omg that would have been brilliant
Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\hmmmmm....
Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\
I mowed my yard today for the first time this year. :-\
:piss growing grass :piss2
:piss yard work :piss2
FUCK I WANT A GUN
fuck
?Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\hmmmmm....
?Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry :-\hmmmmm....
Yea, I guess I could have just bailed pretty easily, but that would be kind of a dick move.
?I don't know what type of women actually invites you to all you can eat places.
Yea, I guess I could have just bailed pretty easily, but that would be kind of a dick move.
PD thinks Olive Garden is an upscale high-end restaurant (here is a quick piece of advice Mauricey, if its a chain it's not going to meet that definition). I am not suprised he'd go out with someone who'd take him to all you can eat. ;)?I don't know what type of women actually invites you to all you can eat places.
Yea, I guess I could have just bailed pretty easily, but that would be kind of a dick move.
Stop picking on Maurice!I am picking more on his family than him. :lol And eh? Where are you from?
Anyway, if you really want to laugh. The rich people here go to McDonalds and Burger King because their rich and prestigious :lol
:lol :lol :lol
PD has a odd family in that regard though. So I don't blame him for his weird ideas about what constitutes fine dining. His dad is well-off like he owns his own dentristy, multiple homes, & pays for multiple kids college education...etc. Yet when it was one of PD's brothers birthday their big family night out to celebrate was to a Long John Silver. :lol
It was Red Lobster not Long John Silver smh, and we went because my brother picked it. It's a fine establishment :'(You aren't helping your cause much.
Chuck E. Cheese. :o
I took a 5 year old and 3 year old sons of a family friend there myself last year and they literally have the same exact game lineup at those places as they had when I was a kid. I don't think they have updated anything. :lol
It was Red Lobster not Long John Silver smh, and we went because my brother picked it. It's a fine establishment :'(
I haven't been to Red Lobster in ages.The most up to date game I saw at Chuck E. Cheese was Cruisin' USA. lol
And I would definitely go to a Chuck E. Cheese one day and drag my little brother as an excuse. I need to see if my old favorite games are still there.
Stfu Cheebs, any decent family can make going anywhere for dinner a nice time :bowYou are the one who posted a topic mocking PD's ideas of fine dining just the other day. And back in the day you did the same thing about his claims of Olive Garden being the highest class place PD said he knew of. ;)
I only went to Chuck E Cheese once, and it smelled so bad :'(
No the smoking area was wide open which was shocking since Chuck E Cheese is a place for children.
Smelled like smoke, and yea it was in Detroit.There you go. Gotta love Detroit. The wasteland of the midwest.
Cheebs you gonna be on campus tomorrow, say in the SC around 4pm?I am getting my masters, none of my classes are on main campus anymore only COB. And all my classes this semester are online. I am back at the COB starting in May though. We need to meet up again then. 8)
My town has one that isn't called Discovery Zone but it's basically the exact same thing. I took same little kids I mentioned earlier to it as well and I learned how old I am. :( I went in the actual play part with them to keep an eye on the 2 year old and my god my knees were in pain from crawling in those damn plastic tunnels.
Cheebs you gonna be on campus tomorrow, say in the SC around 4pm?I am getting my masters, none of my classes are on main campus anymore only COB. And all my classes this semester are online. I am back at the COB starting in May though. We need to meet up again then. 8)
They knocked off 5 required courses so I will be done in less than a year. I wouldn't have been able to start at U of M till this fall. I'll have gone through both my bachelors and masters before you finish your bachelors and you started college about a year before me so I am happy how it is working out lol.Cheebs you gonna be on campus tomorrow, say in the SC around 4pm?I am getting my masters, none of my classes are on main campus anymore only COB. And all my classes this semester are online. I am back at the COB starting in May though. We need to meet up again then. 8)
Should have got your masters from U of M dude. I'll get my mba there
I changed majors three times :lolI changed mine twice and I will still have my bachelors and masters from the same school in the same program as you a year at least before you get your bachelors and you started a year before me. 8)
I changed majors three times :lolI changed mine twice and I will still have my bachelors and masters from the same school in the same program as you a year at least before you get your bachelors and you started a year before me. 8)
You kept taking classes you didn't need after you entered the business program I thought?
Hey what degree is that crazy Christian dude you live with getting?
Does he want a job?
And birthday parties are casual events. I don't know anybody who likes to go all formal on those things.
3 essays and an exam away from completing my undergrad. The vertigo hasn't set in yet.
This kid offered me $100 to write a ten-page screenplay for his stupid film class. I'm half way tempted to do it, then write something completely inane and ridiculous. :lol
This kid offered me $100 to write a ten-page screenplay for his stupid film class. I'm half way tempted to do it, then write something completely inane and ridiculous. :lol
Pull a James Cameron and just hand him something someone else wrote. :lol
'Family restaurants' are okay by me but a women suggesting an all you cant eat place is pretty weird.
PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?
PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?
Why do you continue to say such things. :lol'Family restaurants' are okay by me but a women suggesting an all you cant eat place is pretty weird.
Big Boy is a respected establishment regardless of gender. I don't know where you're from
PD's idea of a date is an awkward, uncomfortable meal over kids meals where the chick pretends to be texting people the whole time and he drafts the thread he will post later that night on EB on his napkin with a ballpoint pen. :lolI think you just summed up every PD dating thread perfectly right then and there. :bow
He'd probably be DREEKYou are probably right. :lol
PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?
Nah; this wasn't even a date, more of a meeting of minds over breakfast, or should have been.
When I have gone on dates at restaurants, often we just head downtown. This is a pretty cool place:
http://www.jneilsmongolian.com/
I've gone on a couple dates there, and it's right downtown so it's perfect
Actually, that's a set-up for a really funny comedy.
Good-looking black guy has to sign a "no sex contract" with his religious zealot mom before she lets him rent a place near campus, and then he gets a super-religious roomie hired by his mom to keep tabs on him. He gets into all kinds of crazy shenanigans trying to lose his v-card without his moms or roomie finding out.
Whats this about a no sex contract? :lolPD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it. :lol
Whats this about a no sex contract? :lolPD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it. :lol
sounds like pro-homo institutionalization to meWhats this about a no sex contract? :lolPD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it. :lol
Nah, basically it's a renter contract and one of the agreements says we can't have overnight guests of the opposite sex.
I've had a few guy friends crash at my place though.
I am the WACKY SEX CRAZED friend and he is the NICE SHELTERED BOY. We go on a road trip to Vegas for the annual AVN convention, where he hopes to meet the woman of his dreams, Lisa Ann. :-*What about the sex contract and his mother. :o Is she sending spies to make sure he doesn't break it?
I am the WACKY SEX CRAZED friend and he is the NICE SHELTERED BOY. We go on a road trip to Vegas for the annual AVN convention, where he hopes to meet the woman of his dreams, Lisa Ann. :-*What about the sex contract and his mother. :o Is she sending spies to make sure he doesn't break it?
His mom is racing to Vegas to stop us, and hitchhiking with a band of travelling nuns. :o
The entire third act takes place in a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Nah, basically it's a renter contract and one of the agreements says we can't have overnight guests of the opposite sex.So you can have female guests stay during the day :smug
I've had a few guy friends crash at my place though.
Sure :lol
EDIT - Oh shit, I can probably tie that to the nun thing somehow. Maybe himu is going to some huge Religion Convention in Vegas to denounce God and call all the believers nutjobs and the nuns are going to recruit young boys for the Church to use in it's depraved sex-periments. :bow
Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit :rock
Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.
The secret of dating locations
White Girl = Bring to the ghetto (Crown Fried Chicken, lil' Bodega Mom and Pop eateries etc) so she feels scared and looks to you for protection. Bonds will be made.
Ethnic Girl (Black, Puerto Rican... watevs) = Bring to a fine dining establishment like TGIF or Applebees. Shows you've got the benjamins and you's a grown distinguished black fellow'.
Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit :rock
Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.
Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit :rock
Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.
I drank a coffee and three energy drinks. Didn't help. I couldn't spell "administrative" if you spotted me the a, r, v, i, and e. At least I managed to answer all the questions.
Turns out cute girl was actually in the class. She asked my how my semester was. Funny Girl (in case you're wondering, I attended one regular class all semester).
Also, I think I was too harsh on Flabby Girl's new figure. I probably shouldn't have judged it until I got a look from behind. :drool
I just missed my freshman history class for maybe the 15th time this semester. I didn't think it was a problem but then I actually got a D on my midterm. I need to learn better time management.
I just ordered dominos pizza online. Technology is a great thing. :patel
I just missed my freshman history class for maybe the 15th time this semester. I didn't think it was a problem but then I actually got a D on my midterm. I need to learn better time management.
they have these ads that say "the only restaurant with a website that is good for something" :lol, h
I've never been this stressed out in my life. I can't focus at all and my hands keep shaking. Fuck.
I've never been this stressed out in my life. I can't focus at all and my hands keep shaking. Fuck.
I really think I'm having a nervous breakdown of sorts. I feel entirely sick.Regarding uni?
Today there was a goose hanging out in front of my work. Just sitting there next to the front door looking around.
Ya. I've been sick the last week with the cold, it's still not over but it's way better. But I feel super anxious and can't think. Really I just want to fucking cry. Fuck.
Pretty obvious but school councillor?
What is so amazing about dominos having online ordering? I've seen lots pizza places do that. It isn't some amazing technology they invented. :lol
Today there was a goose hanging out in front of my work. Just sitting there next to the front door looking around.
Did you chase it?
What is so amazing about dominos having online ordering? I've seen lots pizza places do that. It isn't some amazing technology they invented. :lol
Shut the FUCK UP
EDIT - Also, the new Dominos crust is OMG. I want a pizza made out of just crust. :'(
Uhhh...are you considering suicide? You're freaking me out here, dude.
I'm just gonna assume that by "water" you mean "cum" :-*
Did Steve Martin play banjo?No it was just a quick cameo. Solid episode though (by modern SNL standards). Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is always fantastic and she hadn't done it in over a year:
Test did not go well. I also threw up in the morning and passed out of a few minutes.damn son, what kind of school is this? Ain't like your life's on the line or nuffin? :(
Change your major to philosophy
is it easy to replace a laptop keyboard (water damage so keys don't work right)?HALLO?
JEALOUSY ALERT: my fiancee's at a party at some rich-ass art collector dude's house where they're getting served amazing food by his personal chef while drinking champagne, and i'm sitting around drinking sailor jerry's with no pants on while watching an svu marathon
fml, really and truly
Postive Touch, I think you mean your ex-fiancee.
jesus I'm stupid. How do I factor something of the form
x^3 -6X^2 + 12x - 8 ???
jesus I'm stupid. How do I factor something of the form
x^3 -6X^2 + 12x - 8 ???
(x - 2)^3
jesus I'm stupid. How do I factor something of the form
x^3 -6X^2 + 12x - 8 ???
(x - 2)^3
I know the answer already. I just can't remember how one goes about finding it?
Group the first two terms together, and the last two terms together:
x - 8 - 6x+ 12x
For some reason I thought you'd have an amazing aptitude for math in order to counter-balance your troubles with the English language.
I jailbraked my iphone this morning and :hump
It's a whole new world! :o
:bow cydia
:rock
If you have any questions about anything (best apps, or how to get premium ones for free tee hee) , PM me!
You're rocking a 3GS, right?
I shaved my neckbeard. :'(
:lol Holy shit at that guide! :dizzyThis (http://www.mbtheme.com/Iphone_theme/Elliptikal_29815.html) is the theme I wanted to try.
That's one of the more complicated themes, the ones that go beyond simply skinning your icons and menus. So I don't think it can be simply installed directly from Cydia. If you haven't installed it yet, but still interested in doing so, here's the guide (http://blog.alltechrelated.com/2010/02/21/elliptikal-iphone-theme/). It should work for all themes of the same type (like Whitoken (http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8781/35817228.png), which this theme was inspired by).
I think I aced the exam though.
Fuck yeah! Congrats man :rock
How much sleep were you able to get after you were done?
isn't it fucking warm now though, who the hell wears flannel at this time of yearspoiler (click to show/hide)preemptive response: no, I don't[close]
isn't it fucking warm now though
Alternatively, who wears a scarf indoors?spoiler (click to show/hide)i'm that slow[close]
Alternatively, who wears a scarf indoors?spoiler (click to show/hide)i'm that slow[close]
what if its chilly inside :smug
So I had a little bike accident this week and I finally went to the doctor today and he gave me 50 500mg tablets of hydrocodone. I just took 2. Holy fucking balls, I feel like I'm stoned out of my god damn mind.
This shit is AWESOME
Thus the famous ontological (Cartesian) proof of the existence of a highest being from concepts is only so much trouble and labour lost, and a human being can no more become richer in insight from mere ideas than a merchant could in resources if he wanted to improve his financial state by adding a few zeros to his cash balance.
Would have thrown up again today if I had had something to eat. Instead I got dry gags :yuck
1) separate bedrooms;
2) the absence of sexual relations;
3) little, if any, communication;
4) little or no sharing of domestic chores;
5) meals consumed separately;
6) absence of joint social or recreational activities;
7) not sharing same facilities, such as watching television together;
8 ) any valid reason for the spouses remaining under the same roof. .
Probably Fergie Olver.
I just started listening to Rhapsody of Fire, and I think symphonic metal is my new favorite thing in the world.I never got into it even though I fucking love symphony and metal. Metallica and Scorpions did it right, and I love "One-Winged Angel" from Advent Children(Nerd yes I know). But I never got into bands who were all about it.
The daughter of a friend of my mom's is coming over. It's not the first time either, last time she was in my room, we hit off pretty well. I get the feeling my moms trying to set me up with her or something.
What do I do EB?
is this thread worthy?
I just spent the last hour watching Training Day clips instead of going over powerpoints for final presentations/finals. smh
Second date with SaDC. Meetup to play some pool.
She's still pretty quiet and shy, though she seemed to enjoy herself and giggling at my jokes.
But still no kiss (because I didn't blindly go for the hail Mary after last time). And she still hasn't reciprocated any of my kino.
Conclusion: gawdammit.
Are there any female mounties? Would you date one?
Lesson: Any time a woman has options, she will choose someone else other than me.
You need to just go ahead and MOUNT her already.
hahaha, get it.
You need to just go ahead and MOUNT her already.
hahaha, get it.
yes, I think I get it.
It is a double entendre based upon my career, is that right? Very clever. And original.
Ran into a chick and a dude from my psychology class while walking to the library. Sounds like they're completely lost and aren't prepared for the final on thursday, and want me to study with them tomorrow after class. I said yes; she's pretty hot.
The funny thing is that the guy is one of those cocky-not funny douches that sits in the front row, hits on everyone (including the teacher), and brags about how smart he is. As "that guy who sits in the back of the class and doesn't say shit," I felt vindicated seeing him worried he's gonna fail.
I doubt she's dating him, but obviously she went to him only to realize he doesn't know shit either. So I'm the second option apparently. Which is fine in this situation: now if she wanted me to do her homework or write her papers etc, that's a no no. But if I get to spend an hour studying with her, that's better than me studying alone ie wasting time on youtube or listening to music.
Ran into a chick and a dude from my psychology class while walking to the library. Sounds like they're completely lost and aren't prepared for the final on thursday, and want me to study with them tomorrow after class. I said yes; she's pretty hot.
The funny thing is that the guy is one of those cocky-not funny douches that sits in the front row, hits on everyone (including the teacher), and brags about how smart he is. As "that guy who sits in the back of the class and doesn't say shit," I felt vindicated seeing him worried he's gonna fail.
PD: what Ichirou said. Don't help a hot chick study unless you KNOW you're getting something out of it. And that certainly does not seem to be the case here.
Those are tough numbers, buddy. Three males to every female? I can sympathize with you a bit because the Air Force was similar. Eventually I completely gave up on dating any of my colleagues and only chased civilians, but then this becomes a problem because you feel different among civilian females and their friends.
Does this sound familiar?
Second date with SaDC. Meetup to play some pool.
She's still pretty quiet and shy, though she seemed to enjoy herself and giggling at my jokes.
But still no kiss (because I didn't blindly go for the hail Mary after last time). And she still hasn't reciprocated any of my kino.
Conclusion: gawdammit.
hang on boogie!
You'll get your sweet maple leaf soon :)
Did you try going for the kiss? You never know, she might have been giving you signals that totally flew by you (believe me, this has happened to me more times than I can count). Try to set up a third date, and MAKE YOUR MOVE, if you don't, it's done. I wish you the best of luck, you should be dating a nice sweet girl but (also like me) you have really shitty luck.
I doubt she's dating him, but obviously she went to him only to realize he doesn't know shit either. So I'm the second option apparently. Which is fine in this situation: now if she wanted me to do her homework or write her papers etc, that's a no no. But if I get to spend an hour studying with her, that's better than me studying alone ie wasting time on youtube or listening to music.
earlier i had a wendy's triple applewood smoked bacon burger[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs[/youtube]
and now i'm eating coconut chocolates.
and the vet said my dog is gonna be fine
today. it's been a good day.
and then a little bit later today i'm gonna watch Bad LieutenantIt's is crazy and really weird but Nic Cage is awesome in it. Worth watching.
Babies have relatively heavy heads on weak necks so that's why that's so dangerous for them.
One pun from him about me being arab would make my life complete anyway
What would Arnold say to Diunx, I can't think of anything :-\
how the hell did you get a 66% on linear algebra, Arvie
it's fucking linear!
Music Business minor ;)
Music Business minor ;)
"Fuck, we're getting ass raped 101"
and
"what's this internet thing? 202"
Music Business minor ;)
"Fuck, we're getting ass raped 101"
and
"what's this internet thing? 202"
no excuuuuuuuuuse~
just watched the first ep of FLCL. WTF is going on?
Community is great. It's got the same sort of irreverent sense of humor that AD had and full of juicy pop culture references :rock
OMG I'm thinking about buying a 500$ pair of shoes. Jesus.
I must be. I think I'm actually a woman in the shell of a man:
evidence:
1) wanting $500 shoes
2) bad at math
:o is that evidence #3?
I must be. I think I'm actually a woman in the shell of a man:
evidence:
1) wanting $500 shoes
2) bad at math
I must be. I think I'm actually a woman in the shell of a man:
evidence:
1) wanting $500 shoes
2) bad at math
I must be. I think I'm actually a woman in the shell of a man:
evidence:
1) wanting $500 shoes
2) bad at math
I also want $500 shoes, but I'm really good at math. What does this mean?! :-\
I must be. I think I'm actually a woman in the shell of a man:
evidence:
1) wanting $500 shoes
2) bad at math
I also want $500 shoes, but I'm really good at math. What does this mean?! :-\
at least it wasn't the explosive diarrhea that woke you up.
We haven't seen Powerslave in a while, was elektrikluv leaving too much for him?
What do you think of the shoes lennedsay? On the last page.
What do you think of the shoes lennedsay? On the last page.
Would look better on my bedroom floor.
I wish I could get girls like the FLCL kid.'
do not speak his name, for his ears are everywhere
Powerslave's greatest accomplishment: reducing Raban to a paranoid, quivering lump of jelly.
as long you're sweet jelly :heart
toe jelly
and EARL
Am I alone in this?
Ever so often if I wake up in the middle of the night and need to piss, I'll just pee into an empty Gatorade bottle if there is one and go back to sleep. If not, I'll walk downstairs and pee into the toilet. But really whatever.
Anyway I told someone that and they were went all "WTF" on me.
WHAT! I dump it out in a bush before tossing it.
Am I alone in this?
Ever so often if I wake up in the middle of the night and need to piss, I'll just pee into an empty Gatorade bottle if there is one and go back to sleep. If not, I'll walk downstairs and pee into the toilet. But really whatever.
Anyway I told someone that and they were went all "WTF" on me.
WHAT! I dump it out in a bush before tossing it.
the bore needs livejasmin pop up ads. i love shutting down my browser and finding thoseI love it when I get two jivejasmins and trying to close them shuts down my browser for me. mad love to livejasmin yo. :heart
Some fucking cunt named Debaser has had me on ignore for over a year. I don't think we've ever interacted in a thread even once. He posts on the gaming side almost exclusively.
I've sent him at least 5-6 PMs asking him to take me off his ignore list, but to no avail. I wish demi would just nuke the little fucktard's account.
Another person who has me on ignore is TVC, who hasn't posted in like six months.
The only real active poster who has me on ignore is that roid-rager Cormacaroni, which stings twice as hard since I've met the guy in real life. I sent him like 2-3 PMs when he first added me to his ignore list, but he never responded to any of them. Dude's being a royal prick.
I think I'm going to do another degree in linguistics as well as my double honours in compsci and philo since I will already have 150 credits in four years so it would only take an extra year to get an extra degree. Pretty sure it will break up as an honours BS in compsci and a double honours BA in philo and linguistics.You'll be one of those guys in college till he is 35 getting like 5 degrees.
lol jobber has you ignored too? :lol
He's hated me for like 5 years and I don't know why
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRpQNdlttDs[/youtube]I think I'm going to do another degree in linguistics as well as my double honours in compsci and philo since I will already have 150 credits in four years so it would only take an extra year to get an extra degree. Pretty sure it will break up as an honours BS in compsci and a double honours BA in philo and linguistics.You'll be one of those guys in college till he is 35 getting like 5 degrees.