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Title: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 06:33:27 PM
Starts at 5:00PM PDT
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 06:39:14 PM
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/?tag=content_nav%3Bvideo%3Bpress-conferences

what do they have worth watching for?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 06:40:05 PM
Maybe the AC guy will run in and spit on stage and then run out.

Would be more entertaining than their games.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/?tag=content_nav%3Bvideo%3Bpress-conferences

what do they have worth watching for?


Maybe the new AC game this fall. Ghost Recon maybe.

Otherwise not much really. Thought I'd post the thread anyway in case they surprise and show some good stuff.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
i wanna see i am alive but i doubt it'll be shown.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 06:45:30 PM
Going in with very low expectations, they're the weakest out of the 'group'.

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 06:45:39 PM
want: Beyond Good and Evil 2 trailer

expect: Tom Clancy shit, Assassin's Creed, and shovelware for Kinect/Move
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 06:46:01 PM
Shaun White Skateboarding, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. Dont post if you're just gonna waste space.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 06:50:04 PM
I thought BG&E2 being canned was confirmed along with the creator guy leaving.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 07:00:16 PM
Far Cry 3? oh wait, that guy left
New Rayman or Beyond Good and Evil? oh wait, that guy left
Real new Assassin's Creed? oh wait, that guy left

uh, Red Steel 3? I still haven't played 2

Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:01:40 PM
Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think

Yep. Looks sweet.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: pilonv1 on June 14, 2010, 07:21:22 PM
A new Rainbow Six is long overdue

This is true. I need some more terrorist hunts.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Just Dance has sold 3 million copies? WOW.

edit: Nevermind, they just said it sold 1.3 million copies. Big discrepancy.

BG&E2 was featured prominently in G4's video montage... please be alive... please be alive...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2010, 07:30:33 PM
Here's hoping we find out more about Child of Eden. Like hopefully how it WON'T need motion controls.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:32:46 PM
A new Rainbow Six is long overdue


This is true. I need some more terrorist hunts.

as long as it's not as phoned-in as the last one
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:33:59 PM
i wouldn't mind seeing brothers in arms 3 announced, i'd like to see the story wrapped up
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bloodwake on June 14, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
Pass. I'm much more interested in the Activision conference
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
Activision doesn't have one, I think.

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:46:27 PM
i wouldn't mind seeing brothers in arms 3 announced, i'd like to see the story wrapped up

Wasn't Hells Highway the third one?

d'oh!

yeah, i mean BiA4

i thought the voice acting and story in Hell's Highway were much better than the previous two

apparently it didn't sell for shit, though, so there probably won't be a finale to the series
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:47:27 PM
Activision doesn't have one, I think.



Nope. They don't. They just have a party and do their thing at the show. Like most publishers do. Really only EA has the amount of product as a publisher to do these things justice outside of the platform makers. I'm honestly not really sure why anybody else does them. I think they just do them so they can feel like big shots or something or because EA does it so they think they have to do it.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Just Dance has sold 3 million copies? WOW.

edit: Nevermind, they just said it sold 1.3 million copies. Big discrepancy.

BG&E2 was featured prominently in G4's video montage... please be alive... please be alive...

I think that Just Dance sold 1 million in UK
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bloodwake on June 14, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
Activision doesn't have one, I think.




According to the GAF thread it's at 9 PM PDT
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:52:02 PM
Activision doesn't have one, I think.




According to the GAF thread it's at 9 PM PDT

Doing a quick google search it appears that is right. I was wrong.

http://gamrfeed.vgchartz.com/story/80358/activisions-e3-2010-press-conference-liveblog/
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:55:05 PM
Way to fucking milk Assassin's Creed into obscurity.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 07:59:47 PM
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/ubisoft-e3/
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:00:24 PM
Activision doesn't have one, I think.




According to the GAF thread it's at 9 PM PDT

Doing a quick google search it appears that is right. I was wrong.

http://gamrfeed.vgchartz.com/story/80358/activisions-e3-2010-press-conference-liveblog/

ah, I guess they just won't stream it.  unless I'm mistaken.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
starting it with rez 2!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:01:28 PM
Opening with AWESOMEOMGYESYESYES
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:01:39 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/ubisoft
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:02:16 PM
Well, it's clearly Kinect-enabled. More than likely Move-supported as well.

What's with the white gloves?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:03:00 PM
This is Kinects killer-app.  For the insignificant forum-dweller set anyway.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:03:06 PM
Ok that's tight
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
Well, it's clearly Kinect-enabled. More than likely Move-supported as well.

If that's a Kinect game its the best thing anybody has shown so far for it.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:03:36 PM
This is Kinects killer-app. 

Too bad the average person they're trying to get with Kinect won't care. :(
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:03:46 PM
One huge ass acid trip
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:03:54 PM
yeah, i'd play that
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:04:02 PM
Well, it's clearly Kinect-enabled. More than likely Move-supported as well.

If that's a Kinect game its the best thing anybody has shown so far for it.

It's Mizuguchi's followup to Rez for PSN and XBLA.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:04:59 PM
...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
I fail to see why this wouldnt work with a controller
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
Noticeable lag
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! G4 YOU FUCKS!!! LOL
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:06:54 PM
stimoorations
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:07:16 PM
G4 fucked up their feed, what did I miss?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:07:44 PM
It's Joel McHale! Someone hook the thread up with some avatars! Costanza?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Completely weird that MS didn't snap that up for their show. Would have immediately excited the crowd.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:08:18 PM
- Dance Factory
- Child of Eden

Two killer apps and it hasnt even come out yet
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
Completely weird that MS didn't snap that up for their show. Would have immediately excited the crowd.

But that would've made sense.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:08:42 PM
argh youtube feed is crapping out.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:08:46 PM
Completely weird that MS didn't snap that up for their show. Would have immediately excited the crowd.

shit, I would have been more sold on natal of I saw that

but it's supposed to be on move too, so, w/e
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Oh boy, lets run Assassin's Creed into the ground.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:09:35 PM
Completely weird that MS didn't snap that up for their show. Would have immediately excited the crowd.

shit, I would have been more sold on natal of I saw that

but it's supposed to be on move too, so, w/e

Now I get it. That's why they didn't show it. Because it wasn't exclusive. They should have money-hatted that one.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
why is there rock music in an AC trailer?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:10:35 PM
I hope Child of Eden doesn't require Move/Kinect.

why is there rock music in an AC trailer?

Some of the early trailers for the first AC used UNKLE. Nothing new.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:11:18 PM
Lame Pure CG trailer
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_wNro-yjo4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:13:20 PM
Sure it's all CG, but I'm totally down for more AC.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:13:34 PM
looks like it might have co-op.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:14:43 PM
At least this is the actual game engine.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
My villa!  :'(
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
This looks pretty cool.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:15:40 PM
advanced horse fighting  :bow2
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:16:01 PM
poor horsey  :'(
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:17:56 PM
AC:B looks awesome, but I really don't want this turning into a yearly update series that becomes utter crap.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:19:00 PM
OMG HE THREW IT
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Vizzys on June 14, 2010, 08:19:21 PM
axe throw was sick
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:20:28 PM
Nice Game Demo

Joel McHale is fucking awful.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:20:45 PM
I was pretty down on this game but this is looking good.  Will maybe buy it.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:20:54 PM
Is that the guy from community?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:21:05 PM
that looked pretty damned cool to me
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:21:21 PM
McHale is so funny on The Soup, but he bombed last year and is already bombing this year.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:22:27 PM
uh... ok... skateboarding... yah...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
So I'm thinking this is a skateboarding game.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:22:38 PM
ubisoft: stop getting celebrities for these things, they're out of place and feel uncomfortable doing it anyway

and joel mchale is super funny, stfu nubs
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:22:49 PM
Worst Voice guy ever.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:23:02 PM
some are some tight pants
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
oh god not this douche again
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:23:21 PM
They got the talk soup guy again? That guy isn't even remotely funny.
I liked him on community but he's hella awkward on stage reading off a teleprompter.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 08:23:36 PM
Rez2 looks cool.  Assassins creed 3 looks like shit.  Multiplayer :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Just fucking show the game. Nobody wants to hear this shit.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:24:57 PM
Rez2 looks cool.  Assassins creed 3 looks like shit.  Multiplayer :lol :lol :lol
I don't think it's versus, likely just time trials or co-op missions (probably with the option to play with ai).
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:25:07 PM
Thankfully that gray box is blocking Shaun White's face during most of this.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:26:03 PM
what are these white cubes?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 08:26:48 PM
shaun white is a douche.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:27:38 PM
Oh god...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
oh that looks awful
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:28:05 PM
Oh my god.....
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:28:22 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
Seems to have copied Skate's analog  controls.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:29:14 PM
THE MAN IS SUPPRESSING OR OPPRESSING OUR COLORS DUDE WE GOTTA SKATE ALL THE COLORS BACK
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:29:18 PM
did he just fucking fly
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
what the fuck is this

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:29:41 PM
this looks distinguished mentally-challenged yet awesome.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:29:56 PM
no, just distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
I don't get it

why is he flying
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
can you blame mchale for sucking?  he has to feign interest in this shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:31:45 PM
Thank you Shaun White for all the pretty color.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:32:21 PM
littlebigstoner
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:32:31 PM
after the credits this game reveals that you were actually some dude on an acid trip found hugging a skateboard
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 08:32:59 PM
sweet brahs i bought this videogame that's all about fighting oppression that only cost $20 million to make
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:33:11 PM
Nobody wants this shit Ubisoft.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:33:30 PM
The armadillo.

I swear all these skatboarding moves look exactly the fucking same to me.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
no, just distinguished mentally-challenged
I don't know, it seems like it encourages exploration.  The actual gameplay looks like a really simplified version of Skate so that's the biggest problem for me.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
corporations really suck, man

btw my check was late this week, chop-chop fuckers, don't let it happen again
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:34:54 PM
oh.

my.

god.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:34:56 PM
Fucking kill me now please.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
I smell something stupid coming.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
what in the world
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 08:35:08 PM
This is so embarrassing
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:35:12 PM
the expression-less press in the crowd really make this.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:35:19 PM
 :spitzer
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:35:24 PM
lasertag, coming straight to you from 1998

where the hell is jarosh
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:35:29 PM
Wha?

Child of Eden was brilliant, and now this shit.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:35:54 PM
lasertag, coming straight to you from 1988

Fixed.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:36:03 PM
I smell something stupid coming.

 :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:36:07 PM
I have not been waiting for that!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:36:16 PM
Lazer Tag redux
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:36:36 PM
Da fuck is this
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:36:55 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:37:03 PM
mchale's going off-script a bit and taking the piss, he knows this is stupid as all fuck
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:37:08 PM
Is this even a videogame?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:37:14 PM
It's deathmatch that you can't pause or play online.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:37:28 PM
Looks like a Kinect "game."

The Kinect is up there on the stage.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 08:37:39 PM
UBISOFT IS BRINGING LAZERTAG BACK OMG
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
So, is the Microsoft presser still terrible? Because I'd love for them to cut back to that at ANY TIME.

Ubisoft's conference should've been Mizuguchi playing Child of Eden for an hour.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:38:26 PM
It's deathmatch that you can't pause or play online.

That's because it real man! It's no longer just a game! It's fucking real life!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:38:30 PM
Useless with a motherfucking U.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:38:32 PM
drag James Cameron out

anything but this
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
I blame nintendo
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
what is the name of this travesty

i have an idea

HUMILIATION, LIVE!™
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:39:18 PM
btw Shaun White skateboarding is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:39:25 PM
The Kinect unit is up there... please don't be a Kinect game... this is sad.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
As much as this is lololol for us gamers.

I have to admit if I could do LASER TAG with friends in our backyards when I was a kid it would have been pretty neat.  Still wouldn't be as cool as doing it at actual laser tag places with the smoke effects and tron-lighting.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:39:37 PM
THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:39:53 PM
GOD YES.  E3 <33333
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Is this for the PC? What the fuck is it?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:40:26 PM
next killer app from ubisoft:  paper and a pencil to write shit down
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:40:31 PM
 :cookiem
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:40:49 PM
Is this for the PC? What the fuck is it?

PC exclusive :rofl
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
it's paintball without the welts or fun, and it keeps track of your score on the computer because paper and pencil is way too complex
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:41:19 PM
next killer app from ubisoft:  paper and a pencil to write shit down
:rofl
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:41:23 PM
Here comes the hippie shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:41:32 PM
Now we have a fucking tomato on the stage
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
It's pink with a dick!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
What the fuck at this dude
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:41:44 PM
Well. This clearly looks better!

 ::)
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
wow this host is a megadouche
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
what year is this? what am I watching?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:42:19 PM
OH GOD ITS WII SENSOR
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:42:24 PM
Ubi ejaculated prematurely with Eden and AC.


Ghost Recon please!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:42:32 PM
"let me show you how the magic works"

many a bad date has culminated with those very words from my lips
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
A vitality sensor ripoff  :derp
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:42:58 PM
what is this I don't
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
it's the fucking vitality sensor  :lol

show me homing bullets and shit in ghost future warrior
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:43:18 PM
McHale just gave this awesome WTF bored face look. I couldn't get a screen cap done fast enough though.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
This must have cost $20 bucks to make.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:44:10 PM
Another PC exclusive!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:44:27 PM
This must have cost -$2 bucks to make.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
You can level up anywhere you want.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
what a load of earth mother crystal rubbing horseshit, someone douse this guy in patchouli and set him on fire
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
"that sounds awesome"

    \
   ( O___O )
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:45:26 PM
This isn't a video game, this is snake oil.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:46:18 PM
do you think ubisoft will still exist by 2015

because i don't
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
Why do I have a feeling that sometime next year I'm going to have to hook myself up to an EKG to play a fucking game?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 08:47:06 PM
do you think casual gaming will still exist by 2012

fixed
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:47:20 PM
do you think ubisoft will still exist by 2015

because i don't

EA already owns a certain percentage of them. Most people feel one day they will be able to just buy them out.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:47:25 PM
now I understand why all those people left ubisoft
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:47:28 PM
"PC gaming will never have this" :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:47:35 PM
Alright, I seriously don't want to hear any bitching about Nintendo's conference tomorrow after this (relatively). This shit's is BEYOND Nintendo-stupid
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
looks like they all took a field trip to india last year
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 08:48:20 PM
The player is a design pillar

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:48:42 PM
Oh good.  Kinect BS.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:48:47 PM
I think the only way a male can get hired at Ubisoft is by having a bad haircut or awesome facial hair.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 08:49:19 PM
I once saw a porn that started off like that
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:49:26 PM
"PC gaming will never have this" :lol

they can keep all this shit, and their required online connection just to play single player games

what a turd company
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:49:38 PM
oh man
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:49:53 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:50:27 PM
people are so going to kick each other in the face playing that soccer game.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:50:35 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled0my7.png)
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:50:40 PM
 :fbm

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
glad X360 is still getting exclusives
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:50:51 PM
how many motion controlled sports games are there now, anyway

three, four hundred?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:50:57 PM
so, like, do they have any good games
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:51:03 PM
Let the GIF factory begin
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 08:51:10 PM
I THOUGHT "WOW"
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
sigh. Its the same dudes from the MS conference with the same presentation.

Fucking Ghost Recon please!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:51:30 PM
How much longer until the hurting stops?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
hey it works on black people!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:51:51 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled0my7.png)

looks like someone i would randomly shoot in the face in red dead redemption
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Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
 :lol I'm dying here  :lol

The lag is just wonderful  :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
Waggle is dead.

Now is the time of "Spazzle."
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Fuck I can't wait to play this.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:53:17 PM
"UGH"  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:53:52 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft

what was she here?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
situp DLC
pushup DLC
jumping jack DLC

the possibilites are endless
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 08:54:39 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft

what was she here?


5'6
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
looks better than wii fit at least
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
I'm doubtful of the accuracy of the "measurements".  The silhouette of her body on screen looks really low-res, probably just a limitation of the technology.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:55:35 PM
i wish someone would just come out with some bugfuck nuts game using kinect

"Silence of the Lambs: The Game, featuring the Miggs bonus level!  You'll have to be quick on the draw when Clarice Starling's face flashes onscreen!"
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 08:56:02 PM
This just in, Wilco to retire elliptical, buys 50 ubisoft games.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft

Her feet weren't being caught, the camera must be at a bad angle.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft

what was she here?


5'6

She shrinked.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
Finally a game for Triple
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:57:04 PM
well, at least it is a game
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:57:15 PM
...and now some video games

different Shaun White Skateboarding video

http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6263443/?hd=1&tag=top_stories;play_btn;2

new Driver

http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6264301/?hd=1&tag=top_stories;play_btn;7
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
That lady's size was 5'8 at Microsoft

Her feet weren't being caught, the camera must be at a bad angle.

Also, she magically shrinked.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:57:56 PM
Finally a game for Triple

Raving Rabbids was awesome tbh
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
This doesn't look French or anything.

And would it kill them to make an actual Rayman game?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
YEAH
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
rabbids are the worst mascot creation all generation
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
Exclusively on Wii.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 08:59:12 PM
finally! a video game! homing bullets!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 08:59:19 PM
yes ghost recon finally.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:59:25 PM
finally a goddamned video game
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 08:59:32 PM
Yawn.

At least it's a game.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 08:59:54 PM
Exclusively on Wii.

we're all so jealous
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
Exclusively on Wii.

we're all so jealous

You should be  8)
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 09:01:37 PM
I'd consider being jealous if it were a REAL FUCKING RAYMAN GAME AND NOT SOME STUPID MINIGAME COLLECTION.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:02:29 PM
I'd consider being jealous if it were a REAL FUCKING RAYMAN GAME AND NOT SOME STUPID MINIGAME COLLECTION.

It hasn't been a Rayman game since the first.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:03:13 PM
camo looks nice.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:03:39 PM
The invisible cloak looks weird, like a Mask effect or something
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:03:43 PM
stolen from gaf:

"Games You Can Feel."

(http://s5.tinypic.com/2e33jsw_th.jpg)
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 09:03:47 PM
why are there no foot prints on the beach?  game is lame
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Shut the fuck up McHale. Jesus.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:05:34 PM
So your cloak never runs out  ???
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:05:48 PM
you know that's a bad motherfucker, he's all low-talking and shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:05:52 PM
Not the most exciting stuff but at least I'm not watching Joel McHale breathing.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:05:54 PM
it looks like it plays more like splinter cell than gr.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Shut the fuck up McHale. Jesus.

What do you want him to do, his heckling is single-handily making this event bearable.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:06:21 PM
So your cloak never runs out  ???

maybe he has a rabbid in his backpack
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 09:06:36 PM
Holy balls. That was cool.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
GRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duckman annihilated
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bildi on June 14, 2010, 09:06:54 PM
Never been interested in Ghost Recon but it looks cool.  Maybe it's just that my expectations have been set to rock bottom by the conference so far.

Joel McHale though.... :heartbeat
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:07:32 PM
So your cloak never runs out  ???

maybe he has a rabbid in his backpack

icwutudidthar
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 09:08:09 PM
Can't wait to get this game on my hands. I hope the invisibility is a bit less usable though,
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
Looks kinda cool imo.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
K that actually looked cool
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
looked pretty sweet to me
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:08:31 PM
okay, that demo was fucking good
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:09:07 PM
i laughed when the helicopter took off dragging that dune buggy
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bloodwake on June 14, 2010, 09:09:33 PM
Lol, glad I'm playing WoW.

Tomorrow Nintendo's going to show off Metroid and Zelda and I'm going to laugh and say Microsoft and Nintendo switched places.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:09:35 PM
Shut the fuck up McHale. Jesus.

What do you want him to do, his heckling is single-handily making this event bearable.

He sucks here. Just because he's funny on community doesn't mean I won't pretend he doesn't suck here.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 09:09:39 PM
Ghost Recon ooked ok. Hopefully it has a lot of futuristc high tech gadgets and such.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
I wish they showed the crazy shit like jumping high and shooting homing bullets

but yeah, looked fun.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:10:06 PM
I like the new Ghost Recon a lot more than I thought I would.

How do you turn off that thing that warns you when somebody's made a post before you pressed the submit button?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:10:24 PM
these long overstylized intros aren't helping
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
TANNER
detective
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:11:59 PM
Same guy from the other Driver games
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:12:07 PM
ok interesting
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:13:02 PM
well i just realized i could have been shotgunning griefers in the balls in red dead redemption this whole time, adios ubisoft
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:13:50 PM
driving physics look fun.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:15:07 PM
holy shit what is this?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:15:11 PM
Uh.... what
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:15:37 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bildi on June 14, 2010, 09:15:37 PM
This "shift" seems kinda silly.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 09:16:15 PM
Driver


Well that was quick.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
I'm going to shift in your mouth ubisoft!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:16:42 PM
I can understand the benefit for gameplay but the whole "he went in a coma and got super powers" thing is stupid.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:17:09 PM
Driver has been on life support ever since GTA3 was released.  Doesn't matter how many call backs to the original game there are in this one, it doesn't feel fresh.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:18:17 PM
Finally something interesting!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
LOST: Prelude
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 09:19:01 PM
That looks cool
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:19:09 PM
jesus, FUCK CG trailers.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:19:30 PM
ANCEL

OMG

this isn't BG&E2! fuck off!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:19:39 PM
jesus, FUCK CG trailers.
they said it was in-game (Project Dust).
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
rayman!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:21:32 PM
Rayman holy shit
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bildi on June 14, 2010, 09:21:34 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... RAYMAN.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:21:52 PM
Rayman is looking good
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:22:22 PM
that looked fucking awesome
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:22:24 PM
the 2D looks awesome.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2010, 09:22:30 PM
those graphics :drool
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 09:22:37 PM
Rayman :bow

Michel Ancel :bow
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
nevermind

Rayman is cool too

...

now show beyond good and evil 2
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Enl on June 14, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
Damn, Rayman looks pretty good. Nice surprise.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
None of these are BG&E2
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:24:10 PM
Please please please....Trackmania for PSN/XBLA
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:24:23 PM
wait, these guys put out trackmania?

shootmania? trackmania 2? something of interest?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
Oh....uh.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:25:10 PM
Time to close up.  Nothing to see here folks.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:25:24 PM
Sounds interesting.

The middle of the conference was complete shit but overall they have some stuff.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:25:28 PM
littlebigmaniaplanet

spoiler (click to show/hide)
yes i know trackmania came first
[close]
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:26:02 PM
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 YOU DAMN UBIASS
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: dark1x on June 14, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
Jesus, Rayman looked glorious.  If that really represents the visuals and gameplay then that would definitely be the most exciting thing I've seen thus far today.  Very happy to see that!

Wanted BG&E2, of course, but I'm just as happy with this.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
littlebigmaniaplanet

spoiler (click to show/hide)
yes i know trackmania came first
[close]

And Trackmania is actually fun.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 09:26:50 PM
Just when i thought this motherfucker was going to talk about BG&E2....

Fuck you man.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:27:07 PM
oh god no.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:27:11 PM
fuck this.  MJ rolling in his grave.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
BG&E2 team reduced to 5 people making tools, 5 people making Rayman, everyone else fired.

Game is so canned.  Anyone who doesn't believe is in denial.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 09:27:17 PM
MOONWALKER 2 :o
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:27:20 PM
Just Dance Michael JAckson?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Well this took a weird turn...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:27:31 PM
:rofl

WOW
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2010, 09:27:40 PM
smh
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:27:45 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 09:27:55 PM
TOO SOON
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:28:27 PM
the jackson estate wasted no time
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 09:29:03 PM
this isn't a videogame
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
TOO SOON

:lol
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
is this even a game?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:29:35 PM
I wish they had just played the beat it video of MJ.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:29:52 PM
joe needs some fresh kids to whip

SO GLAD i decided to stick around until the end
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:29:58 PM
wait what was that??? :lol

Joel mchale going for the best drink of his life
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:30:06 PM
uh................ what the fuck was that?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
is this even a game?

Probably Just Dance the MJ version eventually.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:30:24 PM
that wasn't even a game  :lol
 :rofl
 :munch
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Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:30:57 PM
it probably uses kinect.  I wonder if it shows you as black or white michael jackson.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Ubisoft in 2010 and the future

BG&E2 - dead
I am Alive - dead
AC - creator quit, franchise run to the ground soon enough
Driver - no one cares
Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed
Casual games - lol

Yeahhhhh, they're fucked.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:31:46 PM
 :usavich
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 09:31:58 PM
all they did was throw their dick on the table and say "we got the Michael Jackson license"
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Enl on June 14, 2010, 09:32:57 PM
The raping of Jackson's corpse was so last year.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:33:08 PM
"games you can feel"

"michael jackson game"

autojoke generator output nearing speed of sound
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
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Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed

wrong, go back to playing shitty obsidian games, thanks
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 09:34:09 PM
uh................ what the fuck was that?

Michael Jackson being milked to after death.

Weird how there was no other information, I wonder if we'll learn more tomorrow...
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
I don't think they did anything with the MJ game beyond hiring a couple dancers.  They didn't even explain the concept.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
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Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed

wrong, go back to playing shitty obsidian games, thanks

Ghost Recon looked as bad as the screens have been.  
Worse than MGS4 graphics
lololol stealth
Ubisoft signature autoplay gaming

The only thing it has going for it is 4p coop campaign, but it's not like a million other games don't do that these days already.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
I thought the graphics were fine in the GR game.  Especially lighting and animation.  I also really loved all the new technosexual gadget shit you can do.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 09:39:03 PM
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Worse than MGS4 graphics
lololol stealth

> Alpha Protocol


bye
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 09:42:28 PM
Day 1 of E3-- not a single exciting thing to look forward to in the world of gaming so far.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 09:44:22 PM
Well, to be fair, we already knew about most of the good stuff for this year going into it.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 09:46:41 PM
Ubisoft in 2010 and the future

BG&E2 - dead
I am Alive - dead
AC - creator quit, franchise run to the ground soon enough
Driver - no one cares
Ghost Recon - lol, another franchise destroyed
Casual games - lol

Yeahhhhh, they're fucked.

bububu Rayman HD
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 09:49:33 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvo2llawjcI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:50:37 PM
Personally, I think I'm definitely going to like the new Assassin's Creed, Ghost Recon, and Child of Eden.  Couldn't really care about anything else.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 09:56:36 PM
The Shootermania/Questmania thing has the possibility of being pretty awesome if Trackmania is anything to go by, but it's a hell of a lot easier to make a crazy track than it is to make a decent shooter or RPG.

Mildly optimistic about this.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 09:58:25 PM
They'll probably have a basic frame you can choose to build on for shootmania/questmania but I'm skeptical of those until we actually see something demoed.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: drew on June 14, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
didnt watch it

any new rainbow six games announced?
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 14, 2010, 10:03:13 PM
didnt watch it

any new rainbow six games announced?
no but they showed the new ghost recon.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bloodwake on June 14, 2010, 10:10:01 PM
Wow, I can't even believe how horrible it is this year.

It's like they have to top how fucking bad last year was.

I used to watch E3 and get excited about what games were coming out. Last year I didn't watch E3 and I managed to be MORE excited about games. I think I'm just going to do that from now on.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
E3 is laughing at your hobby committing seppuku

then seeing Rayman Origins and getting excited that there is A video game that looks cool  :heart
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 10:28:52 PM
But still......it's Rayman.

Maybe I'm alone in this around here, but for me Rayman has always been such a lame series.  It always looked brilliant but in the end....eh.  Even Rayman 2 on the DC left me cold.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 11:02:07 PM
People watching E3 for the videogames are missing out.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: chronovore on June 15, 2010, 01:32:56 AM
Far Cry 3? oh wait, that guy left
New Rayman or Beyond Good and Evil? oh wait, that guy left
Real new Assassin's Creed? oh wait, that guy left

uh, Red Steel 3? I still haven't played 2

Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think
ANCEL

OMG

this isn't BG&E2! fuck off!
rayman!!!!!!!
Rayman holy shit
Rayman is looking good
that looked fucking awesome
Rayman :bow

Michel Ancel :bow
nevermind

Rayman is cool too

...

now show beyond good and evil 2

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 15, 2010, 01:42:03 AM
People watching E3 for the videogames are missing out.

Everybody knows it for the lulz.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: duckman2000 on June 15, 2010, 02:38:19 AM
Ghost Recon certainly looks terrible.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 15, 2010, 03:09:46 AM
Ghost Recon certainly looks terrible.
It looks like it plays like splinter cell mixed with gears sort of.  I thought it looked like a lot of fun but I can see why ghost recon fanboys would be upset.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: duckman2000 on June 15, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
It just looks terrible all around. Shitty performance, comically shitty enemy A.I., and what at least appears to be shitty gunplay. And don't give me "it's early" shit, this is Ubi, shit doesn't improve much over time with Clancy games. Looks about as appealing as Shadow Ops Red Mercury.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brawndolicious on June 15, 2010, 03:22:56 AM
I didn't notice any tearing or lag but that was on a live stream so I dunno.  The AI didn't seem dumb to me, just blind.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ManaByte on June 15, 2010, 03:32:16 AM
The MJ game IS a Kinect/Move thing. 
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Post by: naff on June 15, 2010, 07:10:50 AM
Innergy should be shown at CES or some other expo, basically computer aided meditation. I don't disbelieve it can alleviate stress but seems a bit weird for E3, then again I guess the techno types are their demographic. I got no problem with stuff like that though, in fact I think software like that is cool. MJ dance games on the other hand  :-\

Anyway, hyped for Child of Eden and Rayman. AC:B and GR not so much. AC1 was lame, AC2 grabbed me a little more but still super repetitive and eventually just boring.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 15, 2010, 08:02:44 AM
Watched some Ghost Recon footage and

It looks fine,what where people expecting?

I like sneaking,cloaking and killing enemies silently...hot
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 15, 2010, 08:16:42 AM
If you saw that Ghost Recon trailer that's been floating around for months, the new GR footage shouldn't have been a shock for anyone.  It's pretty much exactly as advertised.  Still not interested in it though.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
Far Cry 3? oh wait, that guy left
New Rayman or Beyond Good and Evil? oh wait, that guy left
Real new Assassin's Creed? oh wait, that guy left

uh, Red Steel 3? I still haven't played 2

Children of Eden (Rez 2) is ubisoft I think
ANCEL

OMG

this isn't BG&E2! fuck off!
rayman!!!!!!!
Rayman holy shit
Rayman is looking good
that looked fucking awesome
Rayman :bow

Michel Ancel :bow
nevermind

Rayman is cool too

...

now show beyond good and evil 2

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.

buddy, that sound is the vuvuzela of my life.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 15, 2010, 09:29:04 AM
Driver looks so dated, damn
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 15, 2010, 10:09:15 AM
Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2010, 10:33:59 AM
Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.

The fact that Driver 3 aped GTA pretty much proves that
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brob on June 15, 2010, 10:48:59 AM
Why didn't I stay up for this?! All the fun I missed out on... :'(
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 15, 2010, 06:39:39 PM
Even Rayman 2 on the DC left me cold.

Oh, jesus. You lack a soul if Rayman 2 on the DC didn't awe you.

Even the hidden four-player game was the shit!
Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 15, 2010, 07:08:24 PM
Like I said, the entire Driver series has seemed dated and redundant ever since GTA3 was released.  Driver back in 1999 was mindblowing, now it's like who really gives a fuck.  They need to let this one go out to pasture.

I just don't understand why they don't embrace the movie like aspect of what Driver was.

Title: Re: Ubisoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: chronovore on June 16, 2010, 06:46:00 PM

Sorry, Linkzg -- what was that? I couldn't quite hear you over the sound of YOU BEING ENTIRELY WRONG.

buddy, that sound is the vuvuzela of my life.

Christ, I hadda look that up, and then I laughed so hard I nearly snorted. Thanks for that!