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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:44:48 PM

Title: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
Turn on your damned TVs
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:45:46 PM
John King is reporting that is what he is hearing on CNN.
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2011, 10:47:08 PM
Yeah, we're talking about in the US politics sticky thread.

As soon as CNN said something was coming, my wife was like "they've got Bin Laden."
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:47:47 PM
Yeah, we're talking about in the US politics sticky thread.

As soon as CNN said something was coming, my wife was like "they've got Bin Laden."

Yeah, but deserves its own thread.
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2011, 10:48:20 PM
Yeah, we're talking about in the US politics sticky thread.

As soon as CNN said something was coming, my wife was like "they've got Bin Laden."

Yeah, but deserves its own thread.

Totally agree. When the announcement first came out, they had no idea what it was, so I didn't think creating a thread was called for. But now, yeah. Oh yeah.
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: The Sceneman on May 01, 2011, 10:49:56 PM
that guy was so hard to find
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 10:50:01 PM
I normally shut up when someone I don't like died, cause I'll wind up being either dishonest or dickish, but in this case?  Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 01, 2011, 10:50:31 PM
so we killed him?
Title: Re: Osama Bin Laden dead?
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:50:45 PM
I normally shut up when someone I don't like died, cause I'll wind up being either dishonest or dickish, but in this case?  Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I'll give that a "Fuck Yeah."
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 10:52:07 PM
Would suck if he just died of old age
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Barry Egan on May 01, 2011, 10:52:32 PM
 :american :american :american :american :american
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: dicklaurent on May 01, 2011, 10:52:54 PM
Dick Cheney is next?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 10:53:19 PM
Osama's been dead for years
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 01, 2011, 10:53:36 PM
http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/

live stream

the xbox takes another soul
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 01, 2011, 10:53:48 PM
After ten years, thousands of innocent Arabs murdered by US military, two countries devastated by war and billions of tax payer's dollars invested in two wars they finally got him!  :american
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 01, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

its like waiting for an e3 press conference
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:55:09 PM
I remember writing a spiel as a teenager in the week following 9/11, saying that "we may not get you now, we may not get you next year, but before the next five years is out, we will find you."

Unfortunately, I was too far off on the timing.  But I'm glad it happened, nonetheless.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 01, 2011, 10:55:19 PM
We found the tomb where he was buried 4 years ago and bombed the shit out of it.

 8)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 10:56:08 PM
Economy is shit, but looks here's a birth certificate and a dead body of a guy who might be Bin Laden
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2011, 10:56:45 PM
Would suck if he just died of old age

That's what I'm wondering. Or if one of our allies killed him and delivered the body.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 01, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
the rumor is CIA killed him
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:57:40 PM
We found the tomb where he was buried 4 years ago and bombed the shit out of it.

 8)


lol

I can't wait to hear the story.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 10:57:44 PM
Geraldo is climaxing on Fox News right now.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Groogrux on May 01, 2011, 10:58:26 PM
I'm at work and I've heard it from two different people already.  

I wonder if Obama's gonna be walking around in the Oval Office saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, they tried, but we got him."
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 01, 2011, 10:58:55 PM
We found the tomb where he was buried 4 years ago and bombed the shit out of it.

 8)


AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 10:58:59 PM
the rumor is CIA killed him

what is "the rumor"?

what the fuck are you talking about, since this is just breaking now?

are you some gawdamned insider now?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 11:00:18 PM
methodis is going on the fact that Al Queda was set up by the CIA probably
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2011, 11:00:27 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: tiesto on May 01, 2011, 11:01:47 PM
Niiiice... :bow drones :bow2

what will Immortal Technique and Dead Prez rap about now?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 11:01:52 PM
We got rid of Osama.

Now its time to get rid of Obama


Republican campaign slogan for 2012.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:02:14 PM
I know how little this means in the big picture, but pretty dramatic stuff nonetheless, especially with having the actual body.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:03:27 PM
holy fuck
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 11:03:53 PM
We got rid of Osama.

Now its time to get rid of Obama


Republican campaign slogan for 2012.



oh god that's absolutely going to be seen on a sign somewhere
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2011, 11:04:01 PM
We got rid of Osama.

Now its time to get rid of Obama


Republican campaign slogan for 2012.


Obama does what Republi-can'ts.... or something
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 01, 2011, 11:04:14 PM
Well this is a funny thing to end the day with.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2011, 11:06:48 PM
[youtube=560,345]IhnUgAaea4M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 01, 2011, 11:06:52 PM
Well this is a funny thing to end the day with.
If by funny you mean THE GREATEST DAY EVER.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 01, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
allegedly*
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 11:08:15 PM
man, some people can't have a little bit of happiness from this announcement.  already seeing "at what cost blahblahblah" among twitter peeps.  Let people be happy for just one night then go back to bitching tomorrow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:08:28 PM
I know it's selfish to hope that a big event like this could be exploited to advance some other agenda, but...


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wouldn't it be awesome if they brought back Rubicon for another season?
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Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:09:54 PM
I know how little this means in the big picture, but pretty dramatic stuff nonetheless, especially with having the actual body.

Agreed again.  It makes little difference practically.  But if for nothing else other than principles of justice, this is satisfying and historical stuff, right here.

also crazy to hear that there are reports now on CNN that he was practically hiding "in plain sight".
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 01, 2011, 11:10:19 PM
hope? it most likely already is!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 11:10:55 PM
I know it's selfish to hope that a big event like this could be exploited to advance some other agenda, but...


spoiler (click to show/hide)
wouldn't it be awesome if they brought back Rubicon for another season?
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Now who is Jack Bauer gonna take down in the 24 movie. Fucking real life getting in the way of a good movie.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:11:42 PM
man, some people can't have a little bit of happiness from this announcement.  already seeing "at what cost blahblahblah" among twitter peeps.  Let people be happy for just one night then go back to bitching tomorrow

This too.

Can we not simply be satisfied for what it is, on its own?

Yeah, maybe we'd all like to trot him out in a courtroom and give the judge the satisfaction of lecturing him ala Richard Reid as he is sentenced, but I'll take this, gladly.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2011, 11:12:52 PM
I know it's selfish to hope that a big event like this could be exploited to advance some other agenda, but...


spoiler (click to show/hide)
wouldn't it be awesome if they brought back Rubicon for another season?
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I think the best we'll get is another Matt Damon movie
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:13:18 PM
Breaking: Donald Trump to hold press conference congratulating himself on forcing President Obama to find and kill Osama Bin Laden.

I'd laugh, but it will probably come true....  :-\
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 01, 2011, 11:13:51 PM
also crazy to hear that there are reports now on CNN that he was practically hiding "in plain sight".

not that surprising that he wasn't "killed" until now, America needed a boogeyman

edit: fucking phone
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:14:11 PM
man, some people can't have a little bit of happiness from this announcement.  already seeing "at what cost blahblahblah" among twitter peeps.  Let people be happy for just one night then go back to bitching tomorrow

this
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 11:14:28 PM
also crazy to hear that there are reports now on CNN that he was practically hiding "in plain sight".

not that surprising that he wasn't "killed" until now, America needed. boogeyman

Pretty much.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:14:41 PM
I think the best we'll get is another Matt Damon movie

Oh man, someone needs to start writing a Boys from Brazil remake with Bin Laden instead of Hitler.  Get me Willco on the phone!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:17:34 PM
also crazy to hear that there are reports now on CNN that he was practically hiding "in plain sight".

not that surprising that he wasn't "killed" until now, America needed a boogeyman

edit: fucking phone

Cynically speaking, the political boon from killing OBL all but precludes half-assing the search for him, imo.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:17:59 PM
And CNN is currently saying it was a human operation, not a drone strike.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Rman on May 01, 2011, 11:19:14 PM
Amazing.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 11:19:17 PM
the soldier responsible must feel like a GOD
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:20:06 PM
Whoever killed him :bow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 11:20:11 PM
And CNN is currently saying it was a human operation, not a drone strike.

The eventual Frontline documentary will be awesome.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:20:23 PM
the soldier responsible must feel like a GOD

Wonder if they'll get the 50 mill reward. ;)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 11:20:42 PM
poor drohne, a hero for 5 mins :usacry
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:21:22 PM
And CNN is currently saying it was a human operation, not a drone strike.

If that's true, the US military is going to make sure everyone knows exactly how it went down, like how the phrase "spider hole" suddenly entered our vocabulary when they nicked Saddam.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:21:53 PM
[youtube=560,345]_wiYdUe36_Q[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Rman on May 01, 2011, 11:24:15 PM
C'mon, Obama.  I need to go sleep.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2011, 11:24:33 PM
:rock Boogie :rock

:piss canadia :piss2
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Purple Filth on May 01, 2011, 11:24:51 PM
one down, 99 to go.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Bebpo on May 01, 2011, 11:27:01 PM
On one hand, I'm glad they got him because he's a evil terrorist plotting to kill innocents.  On the other hand I don't get the sentiment that's going around that the war is over or some major historic event occurred.  You take one terrorist down and another takes their place.  There's still going to be terrorists and we're still going to be fighting them for a long, long time.  +1 for America though.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:28:06 PM
"I hope when Obama finally shows up, he just flips over the podium and stands there, silently. For 3 hours." :rofl
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2011, 11:28:46 PM
poor drohne, a hero for 5 mins :usacry

(http://i.imgur.com/tbJ11.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
More importantly: how will this affect the Canadian election tomorrow?

 :lol

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2011, 11:30:28 PM
On one hand, I'm glad they got him because he's a evil terrorist plotting to kill innocents.  On the other hand I don't get the sentiment that's going around that the war is over or some major historic event occurred.  You take one terrorist down and another takes their place.  There's still going to be terrorists and we're still going to be fighting them for a long, long time.  +1 for America though.

The war is far from over, but he was the iconic figurehead of the people who attacked the the US, England and Spain. It means something to a lot of people.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:30:56 PM
More importantly: how will this affect the Canadian election tomorrow?

 :lol



 ???

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Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:31:43 PM
On one hand, I'm glad they got him because he's a evil terrorist plotting to kill innocents.  On the other hand I don't get the sentiment that's going around that the war is over or some major historic event occurred.  You take one terrorist down and another takes their place.  There's still going to be terrorists and we're still going to be fighting them for a long, long time.  +1 for America though.

It's not historic for any larger trends.  Just for what it is...long-delayed justice for one of the greatest crimes committed in American history. 
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:32:59 PM
On one hand, I'm glad they got him because he's a evil terrorist plotting to kill innocents.  On the other hand I don't get the sentiment that's going around that the war is over or some major historic event occurred.  You take one terrorist down and another takes their place.  There's still going to be terrorists and we're still going to be fighting them for a long, long time.  +1 for America though.

It's not historic for any larger trends.  Just for what it is...long-delayed justice for one of the greatest crimes committed in American history. 

:bow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: choco parfait on May 01, 2011, 11:33:33 PM
For better or worse the western media has for the past decade put his face on the greatest change in American policy of our lives.

In that respect, we can appreciate that one part is over. Especially for the people who have had personal stakes in all of this.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:40:51 PM
:bow OBAMA :bow2
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
so many "thanks bush!" in my news feed on facebook.  oh please.  ::)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:44:22 PM
(http://cache.pakwheels.com/forums/2007/8/20/map0_G9O_PakWheels%28com%29.gif)

Hey, that's not in the no-man's-land border region I've been hearing about for years.  wtf Pakistan?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 11:46:41 PM
Now that this press conference is over we can get back to important news like coverage of the royal wedding.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2011, 11:47:24 PM
Seriously though.  If people would read about the efforts to find him made by both presidents, it's pretty clear that Obama was much more focused on his capture or killing than Bush was at the end of his presidency.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 11:47:40 PM
More importantly: how will this affect the Canadian election tomorrow?

 :lol



wtf what backwards country has voting mid-week?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: lordoftherink on May 01, 2011, 11:49:14 PM
I think the best we'll get is another Matt Damon movie

Oliver Stone and Paul Greengrass just decided what their next movies will be.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Polari on May 01, 2011, 11:50:02 PM
Eh, you can cover it with as much pomp and bullshit as you want, but really this changes nothing. Just means he'll go down as a martyr to a whole new generation of terrorists.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: archie4208 on May 01, 2011, 11:51:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oP5Oy.png)

:american
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 01, 2011, 11:51:46 PM
Eh, you can cover it with as much pomp and bullshit as you want, but really this changes nothing. Just means he'll go down as a martyr to a whole new generation of terrorists.

We don't care. He was a mass-murdering asshole. We wanted him dead. He is dead now. It's not like anti-terrorism measures will stop either.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2011, 11:52:13 PM
Navy SEALs fuck yea
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2011, 11:53:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k5qT3.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:53:19 PM
(http://cache.pakwheels.com/forums/2007/8/20/map0_G9O_PakWheels%28com%29.gif)

Hey, that's not in the no-man's-land border region I've been hearing about for years.  wtf Pakistan?

ee-yeah, those implications are worrying.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:54:24 PM
Seriously though.  If people would read about the efforts to find him made by both presidents, it's pretty clear that Obama was much more focused on his capture or killing than Bush was at the end of his presidency.

I does seem that way, don't it?

More importantly: how will this affect the Canadian election tomorrow?

 :lol



wtf what backwards country has voting mid-week?

Monday is "mid-week"?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 01, 2011, 11:55:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oP5Oy.png)

:american
:lol

If nothing else, this weekend proved that Hulkamania rules all....
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2011, 11:56:45 PM
Once they're finishing in Libya they'll just make their way east until they hit Pakistan.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 01, 2011, 11:58:54 PM
He won't be a big martyr.  His approval ratings in Muslim countries have tanked over the last decade, and the corrupt governments he used as a foil are being challenged by homegrown national protest movements that couldn't give two shits about him.

More than his death, his gradual irrelevance to Middle Easter politics was really gratifying.



Boogie:  It'll be interesting to find out who was sheltering him.  Actually, it'll be interesting to see whether or not we're told.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:02:36 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjsa0vvlq1qzu2tdo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:05:32 AM
And my conservative friend on Facebook has already let us know his thoughts on the subject:

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I have a hard time taking Barack Obama seriously describing any military actions or objectives. The Obama Admin taking credit for finding and killing Bin Laden would have been like the Truman Admin saying they were solely responsible for winning WWII. I seem to remember presidents named Roosevelt and Bush.................
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Robo on May 02, 2011, 12:05:51 AM
i dun care wut he says, he's still a muslin to me.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Polari on May 02, 2011, 12:06:48 AM
Eh, you can cover it with as much pomp and bullshit as you want, but really this changes nothing. Just means he'll go down as a martyr to a whole new generation of terrorists.

We don't care. He was a mass-murdering asshole. We wanted him dead. He is dead now. It's not like anti-terrorism measures will stop either.

So basically America, fuck yeah, right?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 12:08:51 AM

Boogie:  It'll be interesting to find out who was sheltering him.  Actually, it'll be interesting to see whether or not we're told.

Indeed.  I can't wait for the details and intricacies of the story to leak out...



So basically America, fuck yeah, right?

I'm Canadian, and tonight, I'm "America, Fuck yeah".  So...yes.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:10:23 AM
Status updates and comments from one of my younger friends on FB:


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osama bin laden is dead but obama is still president...atleast half the problem of the us is gone..hopefully obama wont be pres to around to much longer

atleast they [McCain and Palin] werent the first us citizan in there family. our pres now is muslin. and he dad and mom werent born here. he changed his middle name to husan.

look up the meaning of that name

but to be correct his middle name means in honor of iraqs 5th president who had that same middle name. why would he change it to that? we are fighting with them

And I ain't even mad, yo.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 12:10:32 AM
VERY curious about the cooperation/knowledge level of Pakistani authorities here.

Was it a mirror-image of Obama's campaign talk, of the US having actionable intelligence without assistance by Pakistan, and giving the word to go in?

Or did Pakistan actually give real assistance and cooperation in the matter?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:13:02 AM
I'm so happy I've hid/delete all the ignorant people I knew from high school, for the most part.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:13:18 AM
Status updates and comments from one of my younger friends on FB:


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osama bin laden is dead but obama is still president...atleast half the problem of the us is gone..hopefully obama wont be pres to around to much longer

atleast they [McCain and Palin] werent the first us citizan in there family. our pres now is muslin. and he dad and mom werent born here. he changed his middle name to husan.

look up the meaning of that name

but to be correct his middle name means in honor of iraqs 5th president who had that same middle name. why would he change it to that? we are fighting with them

And I ain't even mad, yo.

You can't be mad. That doesn't make a lick of sense! :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:14:58 AM
VERY curious about the cooperation/knowledge level of Pakistani authorities here.

Was it a mirror-image of Obama's campaign talk, of the US having actionable intelligence without assistance by Pakistan, and giving the word to go in?

Or did Pakistan actually give real assistance and cooperation in the matter?

Hell, can we even use "Pakistan" as synecdoche for Pakistani security forces?  I wouldn't be surprised if one faction was hiding Bin Laden and another faction helped or felt forced to help.  At this point, about a billion different scenarios wouldn't be surprising any more.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:15:52 AM
"muslin"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:16:53 AM
"muslin"

Yeah, already made the smartass comment about that.  Couldn't help myself!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 12:17:35 AM
Status updates and comments from one of my younger friends on FB:


Quote
osama bin laden is dead but obama is still president...atleast half the problem of the us is gone..hopefully obama wont be pres to around to much longer

atleast they [McCain and Palin] werent the first us citizan in there family. our pres now is muslin. and he dad and mom werent born here. he changed his middle name to husan.

look up the meaning of that name

but to be correct his middle name means in honor of iraqs 5th president who had that same middle name. why would he change it to that? we are fighting with them

And I ain't even mad, yo.

bitter tears, mang.  bitter tears.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:17:56 AM
Does your "friend" know that Obama's mom is a white lady from Kansas?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:18:00 AM
Doesn't mean the war is over, but it's great news that a terrorist like Bin Laden has finally been brought to justice.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 02, 2011, 12:18:07 AM
Monday is "mid-week"?

Whoops, was thinking Tuesday since it's Monday here already
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 12:19:01 AM
Fairly impressive.

But imagine how quicker he would have gotten him if he DIDN'T hate America.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 02, 2011, 12:19:05 AM
We got rid of Osama.

Now its time to get rid of Obama


Republican campaign slogan for 2012.



Fuck, too true. Thanks for ruining my mood lol


Trump looks like mega cock for busting obamas balls for not being busy when he's spent the last week on this. No wonder he threw the birtch certain out there
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2011, 12:20:31 AM
So are you Americans gonna stop killing innocent people on Afghanistan and Irak now?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2011, 12:20:48 AM
Oh man I'm so posting that on gaf!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:21:04 AM
Navy seal strike that took 40 minutes. Apparently they'd been practicing.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:23:09 AM
apparently there are thousands of people celebrating in front of the white house
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:23:32 AM
Navy seal strike that took 40 minutes. Apparently they'd been practicing.

I'd like to think they practiced by ambushing and capturing/killing retirees in Florida of the same age/build as Osama.

"Shit, this is gonna be easy!"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 02, 2011, 12:23:46 AM
(http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/photo/1280/5123193753/1/tumblr_lkjuogbd0b1qz9bwr)


Oh, internet ...
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:25:38 AM
I cannot wait for the Frontline documentary on this.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: The Sceneman on May 02, 2011, 12:26:13 AM
basically this news has made the internet implode.

I was just on the Gamefaqs Red Dead Redemption board, lo and behold latest topic posted is: "lol John Marston killed Osama lol"

 :-\
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:26:27 AM
(http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/photo/1280/5123193753/1/tumblr_lkjuogbd0b1qz9bwr)


Oh, internet ...

 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:28:42 AM
Bin Laden had a female human shield...

Stay classy, dude.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 12:29:31 AM


Hell, can we even use "Pakistan" as synecdoche for Pakistani security forces?  I wouldn't be surprised if one faction was hiding Bin Laden and another faction helped or felt forced to help.  At this point, about a billion different scenarios wouldn't be surprising any more.

Well, for half a decade, I've taken it for granted that too great an element of the ISI has sided with Bin Laden et al.  I think the true story will be as complex as you suggest.  Ghost Wars, etc. etc.

Since I tend to get distracted with work these days, if you get any interesting bits and pieces of the story, I'd appreciate any interesting links on the subject.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:30:44 AM
Navy seal strike that took 40 minutes. Apparently they'd been practicing.

The article on Al Jazeera said it had been in the planning stages for 9-10 months.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:33:00 AM
Does your "friend" know that Obama's mom is a white lady from Kansas?

Apparently not.

I've never heard him say anything political before, so it's not like he's a hardcore Tea Partier or anything.  He's just a young guy who I imagine doesn't pay attention to this crap much, except for what he's told in chain emails from some cranky relative.  Pretty striking/depressing/hilarious the sheer craziness of the misinformation and blind confidence in its truth.

Credit where it's due, though:  He was right about Saddam being Iraq's 5th president, which I didn't know.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 02, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
I've also read a comment by a friend of my cousins downplaying the importance of Obama in this (all the military, Obama just had to sign a paper). The way this is spinned seems way too obvious.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: lennedsay on May 02, 2011, 12:39:05 AM
I've also read a comment by a friend of my cousins downplaying the importance of Obama in this (all the military, Obama just had to sign a paper). The way this is spinned seems way too obvious.

I saw similar comments. If this were the Bush admin, we'd still be up Iraq's ass.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:39:29 AM
[youtube=560,345]NW8ko4x5ukg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 12:40:39 AM
And my conservative friend on Facebook has already let us know his thoughts on the subject:

Quote
I have a hard time taking Barack Obama seriously describing any military actions or objectives. The Obama Admin taking credit for finding and killing Bin Laden would have been like the Truman Admin saying they were solely responsible for winning WWII. I seem to remember presidents named Roosevelt and Bush.................
A conservative praising Roosevelt...Progress!

JayDubya is spinning in his grave...
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 12:43:22 AM
Here's what I'm predicting, so I can selectively quote this and look like a genius:

*  The Washington Post is going to run a long feature story, probably multiple parts, focusing on the White House end of how this went down: what they were hearing from the military commanders, what options Obama had, who was in what meetings, etc.  BONUS PREDICTION:  Bob Woodward byline.

*  The military will make the soldiers involved very available to the media and we'll get the detailed story of the actual operation flooded throughout the media.

*  Some faction within the Pakistani government will have been culpable, and the US government will try to hide or downplay this fact.  Eventually it will come out, probably in drips and drabs with a big Wikileaks style Confirmation Of Something We All Knew a few years down the road.  Republicans won't be sure whether to push this point or not.

*  Some people start playing that godawful "Boot up yer ass" song in jukeboxes again, but not nearly so much as in 2003.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 02, 2011, 12:46:09 AM
Toby Keith will have a career again!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:46:52 AM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/assets_c/2011/05/OsamaMaps2-thumb-600x341-49418.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: lennedsay on May 02, 2011, 12:47:45 AM
Toby Keith will have a career again!

Obama slowly puttin the unemployed back to work! :rock
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 02, 2011, 12:47:48 AM
I think the human shield thing is going to hurt prediction 2
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 02, 2011, 12:49:49 AM
Seriously though what the fuck was he doing in a giant building 25 miles north of the capital?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:51:30 AM
Hiding in plain sight. Everybody's hiking through mountains and digging through caves looking for him and dude's just kicking it by the pool in some huge mansion.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:52:07 AM
I wonder how long he had been there? They said the compound was built in 2005.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 02, 2011, 12:54:52 AM
Best joke yet:

Quote
Osama shouldn't have used his real address for PSN.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 12:55:49 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 01:02:45 AM
(http://i.min.us/in27yg.gif)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 01:06:22 AM
:rofl

I think that's the hardest I've laughed in DAYS.  Fucking amazing
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 01:09:29 AM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/kaldft.jpg)

saved.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 01:11:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1ZtvR.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 01:19:38 AM
(http://i.min.us/in27yg.gif)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 02, 2011, 01:21:11 AM
That could easily be turned into something creepy
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 01:23:10 AM
Look a couple posts above you, PeeDee. :P
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
CNN is saying that all of this actually started about 4 years ago and it's taken them this long to narrow down the location down to the right building.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 01:25:56 AM
CNN is saying that all of this actually started about 4 years ago and it's taken them this long to narrow down the location down to the right building.

So...basically, Bush deserves all the credit? :O
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 01:26:20 AM
CNN is saying that all of this actually started about 4 years ago and it's taken them this long to narrow down the location down to the right building.

So...basically, Bush deserves all the credit? :O

zomg
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2011, 01:29:31 AM
Seeing all the people outside of the white house celebrating is very heartwarming

It does get close to the "feel kinda awkward celebrating a dude getting his ass shot".

But, on the other hand, what is the difference between making celebratory posts on that fact in front of our computers on the internet, as most of us are doing, and walking outside and doing so with other people IRL?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 01:30:21 AM
Quote
According to U.S. officials, two U.S. helicopters swept into the compound at 1:30 and 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning. Twenty to 25 U.S. Navy Seals under the command of the Joint Special Operations Command in cooperation with the CIA stormed the compound and engaged Bin Laden and his men in a firefight, killed Bin Laden and all those with him.

Damn
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 01:32:21 AM
But, on the other hand, what is the difference between making celebratory posts on that fact in front of our computers on the internet, as most of us are doing, and walking outside and doing so with other people IRL?

The difference is I have a slice of chocolate cake!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 01:33:56 AM
Yeah, but they have a shitload of liquor in them
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 01:37:26 AM
Best joke yet:

Quote
Osama shouldn't have used his real address for PSN.

:rofl
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 01:44:44 AM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/05/02/world/02binladen4_683/02binladen4_683-custom11.jpg)

fucking incredible.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 02, 2011, 01:49:40 AM
Where's the gif of Obama kicking the door down from?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 01:51:16 AM
It's from a bit from Jimmy Kimmel's show.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 01:54:20 AM
From kos:

Quote
John McCain's secret plan to get OBL was to lose the election.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 02:03:08 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNhZ7a0acUk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 02:04:34 AM
Technology continues to impress. A guy in Pakistan live tweeted the raid
http://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64780730286358528
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Purple Filth on May 02, 2011, 02:06:48 AM
Quote
According to U.S. officials, two U.S. helicopters swept into the compound at 1:30 and 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning. Twenty to 25 U.S. Navy Seals under the command of the Joint Special Operations Command in cooperation with the CIA stormed the compound and engaged Bin Laden and his men in a firefight, killed Bin Laden and all those with him.

Damn


Wasn't his family supposedly there as well?

if so thats cold blooded.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 02:08:22 AM
how are you guys not crying at that image  :(
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 02:09:36 AM
Quote
According to U.S. officials, two U.S. helicopters swept into the compound at 1:30 and 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning. Twenty to 25 U.S. Navy Seals under the command of the Joint Special Operations Command in cooperation with the CIA stormed the compound and engaged Bin Laden and his men in a firefight, killed Bin Laden and all those with him.

Damn


Wasn't his family there as well? if so thats cold blooded.

On the BBC a reporter mentioned when the shooting started one of the house occupants used a woman as a human shield, and she was killed. It sounds like they went in and killed everybody. We'll get more details over the week

edit: annnd MSNBC is saying Bin Laden is the one who used the woman as a shield.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 02, 2011, 02:20:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/09fM7.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2011, 02:21:26 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
:lol :lol

The rate which these things keep coming at is amazing.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2011, 02:25:09 AM
Never underestimate the power of the internets to be a collective funny jackass.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Groogrux on May 02, 2011, 02:30:30 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 02:45:57 AM
My FB timeline is filled with foreigners who "while extremely relieved, are not sure about joining any parades." What bunch of a buzz-killing pussies.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: cool breeze on May 02, 2011, 02:53:31 AM
to be fair, I'm sure many people are partying without realizing what's happening.  People are partying hardcore.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 03:07:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ucqBi.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:16:50 AM
bububu bush did it
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 03:22:58 AM
CNN says the body has been buried at sea, spawning a billion conspiracy theories
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 03:23:17 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkk174SEq01qhocgso1_500.jpg)

CNN says the body has been buried at sea, spawning a billion conspiracy theories

Ugh, that was a quick and stupid move.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:27:54 AM
And now start-ith the tireless and obnoxious republican campaign.  "BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?!?!?"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 03:37:28 AM
[youtube=560,345]LnMSaxLzD1o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 02, 2011, 03:38:40 AM
Congrats USA. You are only 10 years too late :piss

Should have left this to the Poles, they'd have cleared it up right quick
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 02, 2011, 04:47:09 AM
And my conservative friend on Facebook has already let us know his thoughts on the subject:

Quote
I have a hard time taking Barack Obama seriously describing any military actions or objectives. The Obama Admin taking credit for finding and killing Bin Laden would have been like the Truman Admin saying they were solely responsible for winning WWII. I seem to remember presidents named Roosevelt and Bush.................
What a tool. Post back that The Shrub had a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner put up for him, and then let things go on with absolutely no withdrawal plan.


VERY curious about the cooperation/knowledge level of Pakistani authorities here.

Was it a mirror-image of Obama's campaign talk, of the US having actionable intelligence without assistance by Pakistan, and giving the word to go in?

Or did Pakistan actually give real assistance and cooperation in the matter?
I'd love to hear this as well.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 04:49:51 AM
kooky coincidence: season premiere of In Plain Sight was tonight
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 02, 2011, 08:34:22 AM
http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/5125704452/how-about-that-of-the-day-abbottabad-resident (http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/5125704452/how-about-that-of-the-day-abbottabad-resident)

"Go away helicopter" :rofl
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: pilonv1 on May 02, 2011, 09:08:28 AM
can't wait to hear what the deathers have to say tomorrow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 02, 2011, 09:15:14 AM
It takes a muslin to catch a muslin.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 09:52:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0kh59.jpg)

Totally fake, but still amusing.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Corporal on May 02, 2011, 10:39:06 AM
Meh, I won't be happy about the death of someone, and I kind of doubt his death will affect the whole terrorism scene significantly.

Still,
(kinda :nsfw for moobs)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/yu7Bd.gif) (http://www.abload.de/img/3978157ik.gif)
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Good to see "the good guys" score a victory from time to time.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 11:35:10 AM
Awesome! Obama did a great job. I'm glad that we didnt just bomb the compound like the original plan.

I cant wait for the fascinating stories about the operation to surface over the next few days.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 02, 2011, 11:49:07 AM
And now start-ith the tireless and obnoxious republican campaign.  "BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?!?!?"

and here we go with the other side's counter reactionary bullshit as well, You're both equally troublesome
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 02, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
I'm pretty left-tendencied, but I'd be hard-pressed to feel bad about taking out the founder of Al-Qaeda. I'm happy he caught one in the face, though I'm surprised they buried him at sea. Makes me wonder when the conspiracy theorists will start spouting.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 02, 2011, 12:10:18 PM
instead of being jaded towards conspiracy you should be demanding proof instead of accepting things at face value
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 12:14:57 PM
I'm pretty left-tendencied, but I'd be hard-pressed to feel bad about taking out the founder of Al-Qaeda. I'm happy he caught one in the face, though I'm surprised they buried him at sea. Makes me wonder when the conspiracy theorists will start spouting.

Is this really a left-right issue?  ???
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 12:21:59 PM
oh shut the fuck up, drew
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Groogrux on May 02, 2011, 12:24:54 PM
oh shut the fuck up, drew

Seconded.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 12:29:21 PM
I hope Obama doesn't win in 2012...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
cause I want to read his memoirs about this! Like right now. I bet he's gonna have a whole section dedicated to it.

 :D
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Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
I'm pretty left-tendencied, but I'd be hard-pressed to feel bad about taking out the founder of Al-Qaeda. I'm happy he caught one in the face, though I'm surprised they buried him at sea. Makes me wonder when the conspiracy theorists will start spouting.

Is this really a left-right issue?  ???

I wouldn't try to frame as a left-right political issue, but yeah, if you don't believe in the death penalty, then I could see this being an issue for some people. Regardless of my kooky liberal leanings, I'm glad they did it and have tons of respect for everyone involved.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 02, 2011, 12:43:33 PM
oh shut the fuck up, drew

"I know it because the TV told me!"  :dur
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2011, 01:07:59 PM
instead of being jaded towards conspiracy you should be demanding proof instead of accepting things at face value

Yep, why the fuck would they buried the body at the sea?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 01:09:42 PM
instead of being jaded towards conspiracy you should be demanding proof instead of accepting things at face value

Yep, why the fuck would they buried the body at the sea?

Islamic law states that bodies must be buried within 24 hours of death, and I don't know which country would gladly take the corpse.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 02, 2011, 01:11:19 PM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/05/02/972256/-Bush,-March-2002:-I-really-just-dont-spend-that-much-time-on-bin-Laden

:piss Dubya :piss2
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
He's dead. I'm sure some pictures will eventually surface. They wouldn't fake a situation that could easily be so disproved in front of the world and make themselves look like jackasses.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 01:27:44 PM
As far as the politics side of it on a personal level I don't overly like to give political points to either side when something like this occurs. It's too easy to play political football with and it over simplies these things. Like the way Reagan was credited with single handedly tearing down communism in revisionist history and all that other stuff.

I will admit I take some pleasure from certains corners of people with all their muslim and not a citizen crap and look who's watch he was killed under. It would be nice if neither party had a lock on being a party of patriotism and security but until then this will be a nice thing to rub in their faces.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
In the old days, they would cut off his head and parade it around NY now they tell us he is dead and dump his body in the sea smh.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 02, 2011, 01:30:48 PM
instead of being jaded towards conspiracy you should be demanding proof instead of accepting things at face value

Yep, why the fuck would they buried the body at the sea?

So no shrine or memorial could be built on his grave site. Pretty good idea IMO.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 01:33:42 PM
Not to mention you will always have crazy people who believe in conspiracy theories. Look at Tupac or Elvis.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 01:34:41 PM
As far as the politics side of it on a personal level I don't overly like to give political points to either side when something like this occurs. It's too easy to play political football with and it over simplies these things. Like the way Reagan was credited with single handedly tearing down communism in revisionist history and all that other stuff.

I will admit I take some pleasure from certains corners of people with all their muslim and not a citizen crap and look who's watch he was killed under. It would be nice if neither party had a lock on being a party of patriotism and security but until then this will be a nice thing to rub in their faces.

Agreed. This is an American victory (and in many ways a world victory, given how many non-Americans he killed), not a political one. And yet I can't help but smile at the thought that the Kenyan born, terrorist sympathizer who doesn't "understand" America has been focused intently on this for two years and ultimately gave the order. I for one am glad the "dems don't care about national security/Obama is weak" meme is clearly dead.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2011, 01:35:58 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/kaldft.jpg)

:smug
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 02, 2011, 01:41:18 PM
It's really shocking to me how many people are so convinced that Obama is Satan that they'll even deny that he had any part in this. Like, really? He's the goddamn president. The Navy Seals just decided to fast rope down into Pakistan on their own, I guess. Idiots.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 01:44:26 PM
Why are all you people celebrating this like it's some major thing? Murder was committed. What happened to a trial? Why has Obama murdered Osama and didn't give him a fair trial?

This forum disgusts me for advocating murder.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 01:57:24 PM
Why did the most powerful and wealthy country on earth would order an execution on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair trial with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 02, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
Yawn. Your act is thin... and I don't tolerate thin.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2011, 02:12:01 PM
Why are all you people celebrating this like it's some major thing? Murder was committed. What happened to a trial? Why has Obama murdered Osama and didn't give him a fair trial?

This forum disgusts me for advocating murder.

Have you watched the news? The SEALS were ordered to take him alive. He retaliated and they had no choice.

Same thing would happen with the cops and a perp in the good US of A.

Also, for those who are on my facebook, if you want to read how fucking crazy members of my family are, check out any comments to any of my status messages or pictures I posted.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 02:15:52 PM
Why are all you people celebrating this like it's some major thing? Murder was committed. What happened to a trial? Why has Obama murdered Osama and didn't give him a fair trial?

This forum disgusts me for advocating murder.

Have you watched the news? The SEALS were ordered to take him alive.

Was that said sometime today? I swear Obama mentioned last night during his speech that the goal was always to kill OBL.

edit: Nevermind. Here's the transcript:

Quote
And so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 02:24:51 PM
NY Daily News
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/05/03/wide_obama3.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 02, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
New York :rock
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:42:42 PM
Yawn. Your act is thin... and I don't tolerate thin.

How is it thin? I'm sorry I don't stand right up for murder. There is no reason why Osama wasn't captured alive.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 02:43:24 PM
Yawn. Your act is thin... and I don't tolerate thin.

How is it thin? I'm sorry I don't stand right up for murder. There is no reason why Osama wasn't captured alive.

Because the bad guys shot back?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:45:46 PM
So? We're the most powerfull nation in the world, they should've allowed Bin Laden to submit and stand trial, not outright assassinate him. Messy move by Obama.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
uh huh
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:48:03 PM
Yeah, you mess with the US we will track you down 10 years later and kill you.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:48:41 PM
Can someone who's celebrating this please tell me how killing OBL does anything other than turn him into a huge martyr and fill Al Qaeda's ranks with tons of fresh recruits hell bent on blowing us the fuck up?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 02:52:13 PM
So? We're the most powerfull nation in the world, they should've allowed Bin Laden to submit and stand trial, not outright assassinate him. Messy move by Obama.

:lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 02:54:34 PM
Stop feeding Methodis. His goal is to shit up every thread and make it about him.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:55:36 PM
I am not shitting I am just disgusted in teh USA and their leaders. We illegally assassinated someone who should've had a fair trial.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 02, 2011, 02:57:55 PM
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 02:58:16 PM
Bullshit. It is, in fact, possible to capture people. Even armed people. Saying "EITHER HE DIES OR HE GETS AWAY" is completely inaccurate.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 02:58:23 PM
"Whelp, guys, ya got me! You got old Bin Laden! All I ask for is fair trial a chance for me to prove my innocence!"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 02:59:29 PM
Osama resisted arrest and used his wife as a human shield. You honestly expect SEALs to let someone shoot at them without returning fire? get the fuck off my internet
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 02:59:57 PM
Bullshit. It is, in fact, possible to capture people. Even armed people. Saying "EITHER HE DIES OR HE GETS AWAY" is completely inaccurate.

(http://i.imgur.com/9W31G.gif)

:methodis
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:00:17 PM
Okay so when some other black person kills a bunch of people and he looks like you i guess it's ok for the government to just enter your house even though you didn't have a trial and you may or may not be guilty and just slaughter you and your family. Cool.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:01:13 PM
They didn't just randomly raid houses looking for him, you moron.  :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 03:01:43 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:03:39 PM
They didn't just randomly raid houses looking for him, you moron.  :lol

He still didn't get a fair trial either, so I guess it's okay for Obama to just shoot you up if you did a crime without a trial. Cool.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 02, 2011, 03:04:59 PM
Bullshit. It is, in fact, possible to capture people. Even armed people. Saying "EITHER HE DIES OR HE GETS AWAY" is completely inaccurate.

I saw Bad Boys 1 AND 2 and the proof says you are wrong.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:06:32 PM
They didn't just randomly raid houses looking for him, you moron.  :lol

He still didn't get a fair trial either, so I guess it's okay for Obama to just shoot you up if you did a crime without a trial. Cool.

Lots of people don't get fair trials, like the people that shoot at police and use innocents as human shields.

But Bin Laden didn't do that, he came out of his house with his arms in the air and begged to be given a fair trial! Oh wait...it was actually the former that he did.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:07:48 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:09:26 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Neither should people who never finished 3rd grade.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:11:04 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Neither should people who never finished 3rd grade.
I am literally ashamed that you think people deserve to die without the benefit of a trial no matter what they've done. No body in here is defending his death they're pissed the the most powerful and wealthy country on earth would order an execution on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair trial with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 03:11:23 PM
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 03:12:06 PM
what about post-graduates? are they allowed on the internet
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:12:43 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Neither should people who never finished 3rd grade.
I am literally ashamed that you think people deserve to die without the benefit of a trial no matter what they've done. No body in here is defending his death they're pissed the the most powerful and wealthy country on earth would order an execution on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair trial with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death.

I am literally ashamed that you're ignoring the facts of the situation to further a bone-headed agenda that makes no sense.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
What are the facts of the agenda? That Obama gave the order to assassinate osmeone without fair trial?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 03:14:12 PM
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?

but...i've never killed another human before..
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:14:39 PM
.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?

but...i've never killed another human before..

Watch out Obama might murder you without fair trial.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?

but...i've never killed another human before..

There's a first time for everything. That time is now.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:14:51 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
Willco would have banned Methodis. I no longer support Demi as admin
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 03:16:00 PM
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?

but...i've never killed another human before..

Watch out Obama might murder you without fair trial.

he's in your compound killing your dudes
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:16:23 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.

America is one of the most powerfull and wealthy countries in the world. You are telling me that their Navy SEALS, THE FUCKING SEALS, can't take someone captive? There was no reason to kill Osama.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
I am literally ashamed that you think people deserve to die in the digital realm without the benefit of debate no matter what they've posted. No body in here is defending Methodis's death in the digital realm they're pissed that the most intelligent and wordy posters on the forum would order an execution in the digital realm on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair debate with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death in the digital realm.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:17:29 PM
Willco would have banned Methodis. I no longer support Demi as admin

I am sorry that not everyone apprecaite assassination and murder.

It's funny how many of you will say police officers deserve a fair trial if they where to shoot a black man, but Osama gets death no trial or nothing.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 02, 2011, 03:17:56 PM
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 03:18:53 PM
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.

10:30 est, obama made a statement at 11:40 est
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:22:22 PM
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.

America is one of the most powerfull and wealthy countries in the world. You are telling me that their Navy SEALS, THE FUCKING SEALS, can't take someone captive? There was no reason to kill Osama.

What the fuck.  No reason to kill Osama?  FUCK OFF.  The man is responsible for thousands upon thousands of deaths of Americans, Muslims, and innocent women and children.  Even if we would've gotten a "fair trial" (el oh fucking el at you thinking that his trial would even remotely be fair), he would've been sentenced so motherfucking quickly.  Fuck a duck, methodis.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:24:05 PM
I'm glad to see the youth of America are still proud to uphold the basis that this country was founded on.

Why did you suceed from England again? :teehee
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 03:29:42 PM
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.

Around 10 to 10:30 pm?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
suceed from England




Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:35:58 PM
suceed from England






:rofl
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 02, 2011, 03:38:17 PM
jesus christ, @ Methodis

*double-tap -- boom, boom on the ignore button*
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 03:39:30 PM
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it looks like we killed the wrong guy.

(http://i.imgur.com/JgHiN.png)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 03:40:30 PM
whew, it doesn't say isamu at least
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 03:40:59 PM
How dare Hitler kill himself! He should've surrendered so he could receive a fair trial!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
How dare Hitler kill himself! He should've surrendered so he could receive a fair trial!

Yes, because suicidie is the same as assassination  ::)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 02, 2011, 03:43:15 PM
Usama bin "Michael" Landen

Goobye Little Joe :'(
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
As expected, the GAF thread is a shitfest of terrible opinions and reactions.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 03:57:51 PM
Quote
Al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden used one of his wives as a human shield in an apparent attempt to try to save his own life during a raid by US covert forces, a top US official said Monday.

So the woman that was used as a human shield was his own wife. Burn in hell asshole.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 03:58:26 PM


Fucking Fox News DC.

The worst local affiliate ever.

To be fair a tweet from a staffer at MSNBC actually made the mistake first.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2011, 04:11:49 PM


Fucking Fox News DC.

The worst local affiliate ever.

To be fair a tweet from a staffer at MSNBC actually made the mistake first.

And the anchor wasn't reading off a teleprompter, but a twitter's timeline? ???
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 02, 2011, 04:11:58 PM
Osama wasn't the one that shot that human shield :teehee
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Osama wasn't the one that shot that human shield :teehee

oh jesus.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.

I don't see how any of you can stand by this disgusting act. I mean i'm not surprised college boy here thinks Obama is god, but I expected more from some of you to outright support assassination and not giving a trial.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 04:20:51 PM
Quote
Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.

yeah you're fucking done.  I'm murdering an innocent in the digital realm now.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 02, 2011, 04:23:44 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
Jesus you guys are getting troll fucked hard.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 02, 2011, 04:26:16 PM
Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.


 :lol
Title: 360 and COD wins again
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 04:51:50 PM
Quote
When Athar and his friends realized who the target of the half-hour raid was, they were shocked. "I don't know what to say," says a visibly incredulous Durrani. "What does one say in these situations?" For years, he had heard of Bin Laden's name. He had heard that he might even be in Pakistan. "We never thought he would be here, though." The raid itself seems so surreal as to merit a fantasy comparison. "It reminds me of the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare that I play on my Xbox."


 :bow2


http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2069069-1,00.html?xid=huffpo-direct
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2011, 05:18:06 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344)
Quote
When one of Osama bin Laden's most trusted aides picked up the phone last year, he unknowingly led U.S. pursuers to the doorstep of his boss, the world's most wanted terrorist.

That phone call, recounted Monday by U.S. official, ended a years-long search for bin Laden's personal courier, the key break in a worldwide manhunt. The courier, in turn, led U.S. intelligence to a walled compound in northeast Pakistan, where a team of Navy SEALS shot bin Laden to death...
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 05:29:05 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344)
Quote
When one of Osama bin Laden's most trusted aides picked up the phone last year, he unknowingly led U.S. pursuers to the doorstep of his boss, the world's most wanted terrorist.

That phone call, recounted Monday by U.S. official, ended a years-long search for bin Laden's personal courier, the key break in a worldwide manhunt. The courier, in turn, led U.S. intelligence to a walled compound in northeast Pakistan, where a team of Navy SEALS shot bin Laden to death...


That's a pretty good article.


Quote
By mid-February, the officials were convinced a "high-value target" was hiding in the compound. President Barack Obama wanted to take action.

"They were confident and their confidence was growing: 'This is different. This intelligence case is different. What we see in this compound is different than anything we've ever seen before,'" John Brennan, the president's top counterterrorism adviser, said Monday. "I was confident that we had the basis to take action."

Options were limited. The compound was in a residential neighborhood in a sovereign country. If Obama ordered an airstrike and bin Laden was not in the compound, it would be a huge diplomatic problem. Even if Obama was right, obliterating the compound might make it nearly impossible to confirm bin Laden's death.

Said Brennan: "The president had to evaluate the strength of that information, and then made what I believe was one of the most gutsiest calls of any president in recent memory."

Obama tapped two dozen members of the Navy's elite SEAL Team Six to carry out a raid with surgical accuracy.

 Before dawn Monday morning, a pair of helicopters left Jalalabad in eastern Afghanistan. The choppers entered Pakistani airspace using sophisticated technology intended to evade that country's radar systems, a U.S. official said.

Officially, it was a kill-or-capture mission, since the U.S. doesn't kill unarmed people trying to surrender. But it was clear from the beginning that whoever was behind those walls had no intention of surrendering, two U.S. officials said.

The helicopters lowered into the compound, dropping the SEALs behind the walls. No shots were fired, but shortly after the team hit the ground, one of the helicopters came crashing down and rolled onto its side for reasons the government has yet to explain. None of the SEALs was injured, however, and the mission continued uninterrupted.

With the CIA and White House monitoring the situation in real time — presumably by live satellite feed or video carried by the SEALs — the team stormed the compound and entered the room where bin Laden was hiding. In the ensuing firefight, Brennan said, bin Laden used a woman as a human shield and returned fire. The SEALs killed bin Laden with a bullet to the head.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 05:43:12 PM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5226/5680724572_d4696d593d_b.jpg)

:usa

my president
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 02, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
Quote from: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/eerie-links-between-harry-potter-184109
Eerie Links Between 'Harry Potter,' Osama Bin Laden; Why Movie May Benefit
3:47 PM 5/2/2011 by Gregg Kilday

While Warner Bros. has never pushed the comparison, the entire Potter saga -- both the books and the movies -- has had an inevitable subtext, colored by the events of 9/11.

While Hollywood scrambles to figure out ways to exploit the death of Osama Bin Laden on screen, the first movie that could actually benefit from the news of the terrorist’s death is likely to be the final Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, which Warners will release on July 15.

While Warners has never pushed the comparison, the entire Potter saga -- both the books and the movies -- has had an inevitable subtext, colored by the events of 9/11.

While the first volume in J.K. Rowling’s seven-book series was originally published in England in 1997, the first movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, was released in November, 2001, just months after 9/11.

It set up the ongoing conflict between Harry, the young, orphaned wizard, who gradually discovers his powers, and the malignant force of evil, Lord Voldemort, who is bent on destroying him. First referred to only as “He Who Must Not Be Named,” Voldemort is introduced as something of a formless boogie-man -- not unlike the mysterious Osama -- but then, over the course of the series, takes on more and more of a physical presence until in the last volume he and Harry go head-to-head in a final, cataclysmic battle. PHOTOS: Harry Potter and other anticipated summer blockbusters

For a generation of kids who grew up reading Rowling’s books and watching Hollywood’s big-screen adaptations in the shadows of 9/11, there have been inevitable echoes of the real world in Harry’s sometimes reluctant quest to defeat Voldemort.

Back in 2004, a poster on mugglenet.com made some of it explicit, comparing the Death Eaters to Al Queda and noting of that “just as Voldemort was shaped by his mother’s death and his father’s abandonment, Osama was shaped by his personal struggle between Western pleasures and Islamic discipline.”

And just as Harry is known in the books as “the anointed one,” a number of President Obama’s critics like Rush Limbaugh have frequently dismissed the president by disparagingly referring to him as “the anointed one” as well -- though on Monday, even Limbaugh had praise for how Obama orchestrated Osama’s demise.

Mild spoiler ahead, so stop reading if you don’t know the outcome of the final book...

Meanwhile, in the wake of Bin Laden’s death in a mansion near Islamabad, a meme has already popped up on the web, noting the weird coincidence that Osama and Voldemort both died on the same day, May 1. But true Potter fans have been quick to point out that’s not quite true: When Harry and Voldemort actually finally come face-to-face in the Battle of Hogwarts, in the books’ chronology the date is really May 2, 1998.
 
Of course, even without an end to Bin Laden, the final Potter movie is already on track to be one of the biggest movies of the summer. The franchise has already grossed more than $6.3 billion at the worldwide box office.

But Bin Laden’s death is now likely to give the movie an extra emotional resonance for the Potter generation, and that could translate into an even bigger box office bonanza

MY GOD :o
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Post by: demi on May 02, 2011, 06:07:05 PM
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5230/5680161629_b09810038e_b.jpg

That guy on the right is fucking yum...
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 06:13:45 PM
(http://k.min.us/in6vS0.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldi6in2r3k1qdljj7.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 02, 2011, 07:43:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NngfB.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 02, 2011, 07:44:15 PM
I dun get it
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T234 on May 02, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
Looks like a magazine on the floor of the porn store in Duke Nukem 3D.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 02, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
I dun get it

The Japanese translator from E3 is in there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW9-naRu_os
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
[youtube=560,345]KhCdlygmSJ4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 02, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
fucking lol at rumsfeld's response


Quote
Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumseld:
"The man who once called the United States "a paper tiger" and issued a fatwa to "kill all Americans" believed that our nation would not strike back if provoked. Today that man, responsible for the deaths of 3,000 Americans on September 11th, Osama bin Laden, is dead......All of this was made possible by the relentless, sustained pressure on al Qaeda that the Bush administration initiated after 9/11 and that the Obama administration has wisely chosen to continue."
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MCD on May 02, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
>No Macs

All is right in the world.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 02, 2011, 09:38:42 PM
Why did the most powerful and wealthy country on earth would order an execution on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair trial with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death?
Whoa! Methodis is a troll character, confirmed. No-one is this stupid IRL. Even "1979-broke-down-station-wagon-held-together-by-rust-driving Moms with SEVEN children because GOD HATES CONTRACEPTIVES" are not this stupid. What other comedy gems have you posted while I've had you on Ignore?


(http://i56.tinypic.com/kaldft.jpg)

:smug

"ALWAYS BET ON BARACK!"
/wesleysnipes
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 02, 2011, 09:51:26 PM
I'm pretty left-tendencied, but I'd be hard-pressed to feel bad about taking out the founder of Al-Qaeda. I'm happy he caught one in the face, though I'm surprised they buried him at sea. Makes me wonder when the conspiracy theorists will start spouting.

Is this really a left-right issue?  ???

I wouldn't try to frame as a left-right political issue, but yeah, if you don't believe in the death penalty, then I could see this being an issue for some people. Regardless of my kooky liberal leanings, I'm glad they did it and have tons of respect for everyone involved.

I guess I'm about as "left" like Schwarzenegger is a "republican." I'm for the death penalty, but feel it is used the most in states where it should be exercised with greater restraint, where defendants have been found guilty where there might have been a shadow of reasonable doubt.

OBL deserved to be incarcerated or jailed about the same way as Charles Manson; while he didn't directly kill anyone in those attacks, he's still responsible for inciting his followers to commit acts of terrorism, killing thousands of innocents. Personally, I'd rather see both Manson and OBL executed, as we've established their legal responsibility for the murders.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: cool breeze on May 02, 2011, 10:51:23 PM
I wonder if people will start to ask "what were you doing when Osama died?" after "what were you doing during 9/11?"

because I need a better response than "playing Portal 2"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 02, 2011, 10:52:45 PM
9/11 -- In my bed with my girlfriend. Mom called to let us know since our cable hadn't been set up yet.
OBL -- Sitting down to dinner with my wife.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 10:55:03 PM
surfing the internet, about to go to xhamster
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: cool breeze on May 02, 2011, 11:09:32 PM
OBL looks like a one-legged, large-breasted woman resting on her back.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 02, 2011, 11:09:35 PM
9/11: at school
this shit: doing homework

life rocks
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 02, 2011, 11:11:29 PM
i made absolutely sure i was pounding flesh when it happened. told muckhole too, i said, get in on this shit... only happens once.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2011, 11:45:02 PM
9/11: sleeping after a midnight shift
OBL: masturbating.  statistically speaking this is always the safe guess.

this guy at work told me he was having sex when he found out about princess diana
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 02, 2011, 11:57:23 PM
9/11: in high school class
OBL: watching mets
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: etiolate on May 03, 2011, 12:04:16 AM
9/11: sleeping until ex woke me up
OBL: studying
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2011, 12:04:44 AM
9/11: at (home)school
OBL: watching Community illegally
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 03, 2011, 12:06:27 AM
9/11: in history class
OBL: about to jack off
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 03, 2011, 12:16:28 AM
9/11: 6th grade homeroom, in northern New Jersey when I used to live there
Osama Bin Shot-in: Sitting on the couch about to start a paper. Obama: "O RLY BRIAN?  BOOM."

Paper didn't get finished until 5 in the am :-/
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 03, 2011, 12:25:42 AM
9/11 - Bronx Highschool of Science (we were evacuated)
OBL -  literally watching Celebrity Apprentice!  I still don't know who trump fiyud.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 03, 2011, 12:40:54 AM
9/11: 6th grade homeroom, in northern New Jersey when I used to live there

I was in my junior year of college...

I know I'm not the oldest one here, but man, I'm getting old.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: cool breeze on May 03, 2011, 12:44:42 AM
I was in middle school at the time too  :-[

at least I was born in the 80s.  that's a plus, I think.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 03, 2011, 12:46:51 AM
I was in high school.  8)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: cool breeze on May 03, 2011, 12:50:58 AM
2018 is going to be terrifying

porn stars born in the new millennium  :-X
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 03, 2011, 12:56:19 AM
2018 is going to be terrifying

porn stars born in the new millennium  :drool

fixed
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2011, 12:56:40 AM
9/11: getting ready for work, watching tv with roommate and my girlfriend
OBL: working/dicking around on the intertubes
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2011, 01:37:44 AM
[youtube=560,345]Dc4qnpu3N0M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 03, 2011, 01:54:18 AM
Why exactly did McCain not want to go into Pakistan?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2011, 02:03:10 AM
Why exactly did McCain not want to go into Pakistan?

They're a SOVEREIGN COUNTRY with TOTALLY AWESOME SOVEREIGNNESS, BROSEPH.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 03, 2011, 02:07:41 AM
The back-and-forth went basically like this:

OBAMA:  I'd authorize forces to go into Pakistan if we could get OBL.

MCCAIN:  You can't say stuff like that!  Pakistan's a sovereign country!

OBAMA:  So you wouldn't?

MCCAIN:  Well, I wouldn't publicly admit that I'd do it...



We had some laughs about it in the old politix thread.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 03, 2011, 02:07:59 AM
Why exactly did McCain not want to go into Pakistan?

Because if Obama said 2+2=4 McCain would say it equals 78 instead.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 03, 2011, 02:19:59 AM
The back-and-forth went basically like this:

OBAMA:  I'd authorize forces to go into Pakistan if we could get OBL.

MCCAIN:  You can't say stuff like that!  Pakistan's a sovereign country!

OBAMA:  So you wouldn't?

MCCAIN:  Well, I wouldn't publicly admit that I'd do it...



We had some laughs about it in the old politix thread.


A part of me was hoping it wouldn't be for something so petty, but then I remembered Rush Limbaugh's troll today was worse than my fake Limbaugh troll from yesterday.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2011, 02:22:33 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/obama-bin-laden-media_n_856704.html

Geraldo>*
 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 03, 2011, 02:25:17 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/obama-bin-laden-media_n_856704.html

Geraldo>*
 :lol

For whatever reason Fox was the closest news channel to whatever I was watching when the news broke and Geraldo was the first thing I came across. As happy as I was to see Bin Laden dead even I couldn't stomach the fox brand of cheerleading Geraldo was doing. He was two seconds away from just pulling it out and masturbating on live TV. I had to switch to another news channel.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2011, 02:27:33 AM
CNN is certainly a joke too, but the difference in reporting/atmosphere between the two here is quite stunning.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 03, 2011, 03:26:36 AM
9/11: sleeping until ex woke me up
OBL: studying

9/11: At school walking across the quad.  Some blonde kid was on his knees in the middle of the quad just staring at the ground.

It's funny because I was sleeping when you woke me up about OBL. 

Edit:  Oh I see you and rodi already posted about it.  Just to be clear though: I didn't go back to sleep.  I was awake, I was just lying down.
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Post by: Himu on May 03, 2011, 03:43:56 AM
9/11: 6th grade homeroom, in northern New Jersey when I used to live there

I was in my junior year of college...

I know I'm not the oldest one here, but man, I'm getting old.

I was in 10th grade in High School.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: archie4208 on May 03, 2011, 06:47:51 AM
Morrowind came out in 2002.  Are you a wizard?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 03, 2011, 07:05:27 AM
Poland didn't get the news until a year later, the pigeon got lost in the smog
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 03, 2011, 07:25:52 AM
Morrowind came out in 2002.  Are you a wizard?

It was Daggerfall, but put into Morrowind packaging.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Reb on May 03, 2011, 07:26:47 AM
This confirms Borys is a joke character.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 03, 2011, 08:23:36 AM
9/11: Went to class (college), and our professor told us bad stuff was happening, just go home.
OBL: Was burning The Thief and the Cobbler - Recobbled to a DVD when my brother told me on MSN.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: ch1nchilla on May 03, 2011, 08:33:26 AM
9/11: Waking up for 7th or 8th grade and my moms turned on my TV.
OBL: Sitting in Japanese class and heard via Twitter.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 03, 2011, 08:35:29 AM
9/11: In 7th grade Shop class
OBL: Shaking my head at the murder that had just happened.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 03, 2011, 09:30:00 AM
[youtube=560,345]Dc4qnpu3N0M[/youtube]

Obama: "...We have to get out of Iraq..."
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mupepe on May 03, 2011, 10:46:25 AM
9/11: 10th grade debate class.  All we did the entire class was watch the news coverage
OBL: Watching Modern Family on 360 Hulu and surfing Facebook when everyone started posting it, so we turned on ABC.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Robo on May 03, 2011, 10:52:57 AM
9/11: browsing the library at college
OBL: watching The Strokes perform at Merriweather
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 03, 2011, 11:21:10 AM
9/11: civic class at school, some kid came in and started screaming about two missiles knocking down the twin towers :lol

OBL: reading a Blake Lively thread on 4chan and waiting for episode 3 of GOT to download.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 03, 2011, 11:48:52 AM
they're going to release death picture i hope you disgusting plebians are going to masterbate to the picture of a assassination
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 03, 2011, 11:53:47 AM
Not unless I can fuck the socket the SEALS made for a third eye.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 03, 2011, 12:01:18 PM
9/11: in between 10th grade classes at my DC-area high school.  A friend of mine came to my classroom door and said, "Hey, we're leaving.  We're going into DC to hunt terrorists."  I picked up my bags but my chemistry teacher stopped me.  He said we had more important things to do and didn't even let us watch TV.

OBL: Ironically enough, at the end of a field exercise prepping to deploy to Afghanistan.  Over the loud speaker where they announce simulated rocket attacks they said something like, "This is not a drill.  Osama bin Laden has been killed."  There were a couple cheers but it was actually pretty anti-climatic.  

O rly? Army?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 03, 2011, 12:08:59 PM
10th grade 9/11 eb'ers :rock
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 03, 2011, 12:55:13 PM
10th grade 9/11 eb'ers :rock

yeah, there are a lot of us, apparently
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 03, 2011, 01:44:34 PM
9/11 - On my way to work when reports of the first plane hitting came on the radio. Turned on the TV when I got to work and watched the 2nd plane hit on live TV.
OBL - Flipped over to ESPN to watch SC but the baseball game was still on. I saw on the ticker at the bottom of the screen that Obama was about to make a speech.Flipped over to the news from there.

Any people giving credit to bush should be referred to this video:
[youtube=560,345]YfgspheJNkY[/youtube]

If OBL was caught in Afghanistan, I would be more sympathetic about the claim.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 03, 2011, 01:47:52 PM
they're going to release death picture i hope you disgusting plebians are going to masterbate to the picture of a assassination

says who, name your sauce, please

if they actually are, it's about damn time, i'm tired of governments treating the people who LET them be in power like children...oh yeah and those DNA tests, i would like a copy of those as well
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2011, 02:55:22 PM
Quote
Gary Faulkner, who was arrested in Pakistan last year while on a personal quest to kill Osama bin Laden, was happy to hear that the terrorist leader had been killed by U.S. forces on Sunday. And he's taking a little credit for himself.

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner told the Greeley Colorado Tribune, referring to the area near Islamabad, Pakistan where he was arrested. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."
http://www.greeleytribune.com/article/20110502/NEWS/705029973
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 03, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote
Gary Faulkner, who was arrested in Pakistan last year while on a personal quest to kill Osama bin Laden, was happy to hear that the terrorist leader had been killed by U.S. forces on Sunday. And he's taking a little credit for himself.

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner told the Greeley Colorado Tribune, referring to the area near Islamabad, Pakistan where he was arrested. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."
http://www.greeleytribune.com/article/20110502/NEWS/705029973

Trying to steal Trump's thunder :maf
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 03, 2011, 03:12:16 PM
Obama: "...We have to get out of Iraq..."

http://siadapp.dmdc.osd.mil/personnel/MILITARY/history/hst0812.pdf

http://siadapp.dmdc.osd.mil/personnel/MILITARY/history/hst1012.pdf



:bow Obama :bow2
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Snuflupagulus on May 03, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
9/11: Had decided to skip school. Flipping channels, most broadcasts cut-off normal programming, thought it weird, landed on local ABC affiliate, unfortunately saw the second jet hit the towers, went numb. Remember how confused everything was.

OBL: Got a text about Trump's show getting cut-out. Laughed. Turned channel to NBC, laughed more. Fuck off Trump! Turned channel to CNN, laughed even more at Wolf Blitzer as he desperately tried to inflate his importance. Then cringed 'cause I was watching Wolf Blitzer.

Anyone who grew up in Seattle, do you remember the jets scrambling and the semi-frequent flyovers that day? Growing up in Puget Sound, you're aware of the strategic importance of the area (and Hanford in central WA). Had never, though experienced such an eerie lack of normal air-traffic given Sea-Tac, Lewis, Boeing and Paine fields; instead, substituted with the screech of fighters. Won't forget that.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 03, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
Anyone who grew up in Seattle, do you remember the jets scrambling and the semi-frequent flyovers that day? Growing up in Puget Sound, you're aware of the strategic importance of the area (and Hanford in central WA). Had never, though experienced such an eerie lack of normal air-traffic given Sea-Tac, Lewis, Boeing and Paine fields; instead, substituted with the screech of fighters. Won't forget that.

I was in my junior year at Pacific Lutheran University down in Tacoma on 9/11. PLU is right by McChord Air Force Base so things were pretty tense.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 03, 2011, 04:27:37 PM
IHAVEHADIT! I hate politics. I fucking hate it.

My liberal friend on facebook are making posts like these:
"Obama Succeeded Where Bush Failed"
"Republicans might as well not even show up to the 2012 election"

My conservative friends on facebook are making posts like these:

"Despite Obama, The Military Triumphs"
"Lets see some proof! Why did they put the body in the sea Obama!"



WTF guys. This is something that we can all come together over. This is why we cant have nice things.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Snuflupagulus on May 03, 2011, 04:33:38 PM
Anyone who grew up in Seattle, do you remember the jets scrambling and the semi-frequent flyovers that day? Growing up in Puget Sound, you're aware of the strategic importance of the area (and Hanford in central WA). Had never, though experienced such an eerie lack of normal air-traffic given Sea-Tac, Lewis, Boeing and Paine fields; instead, substituted with the screech of fighters. Won't forget that.

I was in my junior year at Pacific Lutheran University down in Tacoma on 9/11. PLU is right by McChord Air Force Base so things were pretty tense.

DM, I lived in Mukilteo, near Paine Field. That loud crackle from the jets made an already strange, bewildering day into something else. Man, I remember they were still scrambled that night. Remarkable how silent the skys were, and then every so often the silence rended by the fighters.

Also, my brother-in-law's brother (BILB, ?) went to PLU on a swimming scholarship. Saw the campus once when he was graduating. It was a nice contrast to the UW. He had a really nice room; much better than the hell that I later endured in Haggett.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: duckman2000 on May 03, 2011, 05:33:29 PM
9/11: Second year in the US, having a morning drink before work, my roommate starts talking about some plane hitting the tower. Watch the news, and then a second plane comes flying. Weird morning at work, and not because of the morning drink.

OBL: Woke up, read the news.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 03, 2011, 07:03:37 PM
IHAVEHADIT! I hate politics. I fucking hate it.

My liberal friend on facebook are making posts like these:
"Obama Succeeded Where Bush Failed"
"Republicans might as well not even show up to the 2012 election"

My conservative friends on facebook are making posts like these:

"Despite Obama, The Military Triumphs"
"Lets see some proof! Why did they put the body in the sea Obama!"



WTF guys. This is something that we can all come together over. This is why we cant have nice things.



 :interracial
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 03, 2011, 08:09:51 PM
Anyone who grew up in Seattle, do you remember the jets scrambling and the semi-frequent flyovers that day? Growing up in Puget Sound, you're aware of the strategic importance of the area (and Hanford in central WA). Had never, though experienced such an eerie lack of normal air-traffic given Sea-Tac, Lewis, Boeing and Paine fields; instead, substituted with the screech of fighters. Won't forget that.

I was in my junior year at Pacific Lutheran University down in Tacoma on 9/11. PLU is right by McChord Air Force Base so things were pretty tense.

DM, I lived in Mukilteo, near Paine Field. That loud crackle from the jets made an already strange, bewildering day into something else. Man, I remember they were still scrambled that night. Remarkable how silent the skys were, and then every so often the silence rended by the fighters.

Also, my brother-in-law's brother (BILB, ?) went to PLU on a swimming scholarship. Saw the campus once when he was graduating. It was a nice contrast to the UW. He had a really nice room; much better than the hell that I later endured in Haggett.

I actually started out at the UW in 1999. I lived in Mercer hall before transferring to PLU in the fall of 2000.

I now live in Greenlake and do a lot of my runs in the U-District. It's interesting to see how much things have changed over the years on the Ave.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 03, 2011, 09:56:29 PM
IHAVEHADIT! I hate politics. I fucking hate it.


Honkey, please.  If you're gonna bitch about people politicizing things unnecessarily and can't see the massive irony (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36323.0), then I ain't explaining it to you.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 03, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
beardo is acting like he's just figuring out that both sides are equally awful
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: tiesto on May 03, 2011, 11:34:57 PM
9/11 - Bronx Highschool of Science (we were evacuated)
OBL -  literally watching Celebrity Apprentice!  I still don't know who trump fiyud.

Oh wow, one of my ex's went to that highschool... she graduated in '99 though.

9/11 - Junior year of college. Woke up that morning feeling like crap and not looking forward to starting my day. Get a note from one of my profs that vaguely says "class is cancelled"... turned on the news and HOLY SHIT.

OBL - finishing p playing RoF, checked Evilbore and saw Boogie's post.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2011, 12:49:07 AM
IHAVEHADIT! I hate politics. I fucking hate it.

My liberal friend on facebook are making posts like these:
"Obama Succeeded Where Bush Failed"
"Republicans might as well not even show up to the 2012 election"

My conservative friends on facebook are making posts like these:

"Despite Obama, The Military Triumphs"
"Lets see some proof! Why did they put the body in the sea Obama!"



WTF guys. This is something that we can all come together over. This is why we cant have nice things.



:willco
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 04, 2011, 12:53:49 AM
[youtube=560,345] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n14reQsr9Q[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 04, 2011, 12:57:15 AM
I've also had it!  With forums!

My liberal co-posters are posting facetious image macros and getting trolled by Methodis.

My conservative co-posters are trying to feign a holier-than-thou apolitical stance, despite spending the last couple years parroting the dumbest partisan talking points to come through the Drudge Report.


This is why we can't have a cock pics thread nice things.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2011, 01:02:09 AM
[youtube=560,345] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n14reQsr9Q[/youtube]

:lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 04, 2011, 06:36:16 AM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

One thing that made me go "huh" was this thing in the NYT though:

Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 04, 2011, 07:05:29 AM
Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?

Uhh... C4 belts around his waist or dynamite sticks under his rag.

Why would he be walking around with that all day in his house? :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 04, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tdyB1.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Polari on May 04, 2011, 07:19:48 AM
Murdering an unarmed man and shooting an unarmed woman. :american
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 04, 2011, 08:21:31 AM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

One thing that made me go "huh" was this thing in the NYT though:

Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?

They had a no-knock warrant, ok??
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 04, 2011, 08:28:57 AM
yeah I don't care either way of course, but still seems unnecessary to try to justify shootin' his ass by saying he was BU BU DANGEROUS!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 04, 2011, 08:44:49 AM
I don't know why we are being so honest about what happened in that room
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 04, 2011, 09:22:31 AM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

One thing that made me go "huh" was this thing in the NYT though:

Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?

Presumably he has (had) bodyguards galore?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
To be fair, the people on the hijacked planes and in the WTC were unarmed.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 04, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

One thing that made me go "huh" was this thing in the NYT though:

Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?

Presumably he has (had) bodyguards galore?

Yeah, I have no doubts that there was like a million AK:s in that house. Hehe. But just curious about how dangerous the man himself is considered, dunno about his own combat history etc. Seems like a planner.

also:

[youtube=560,345]MxVdU2eVYSg[/youtube]

 :american
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 04, 2011, 09:54:17 AM
I think planning was mostly what he did these days, but the guy definitely saw his share of hands-on shitkicking back when he helped the Taliban boot the Ruskies.

cool beans :punch
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 04, 2011, 10:57:05 AM
I'm glad to see some of you coming around realizing that we murdered a unarmed man, assassination even, without giving him a fair trial.


But nope college children like BrandNew will tell you that the Seals who are trained for years can't capture 1 small brown  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2011, 11:07:11 AM
Well, like you said, Methodis, he was gonna get the death penalty anyway, so might as well kill him now and save the taxpayers some money. Then chuck his body into the sea, to no one's tears.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2011, 11:29:47 AM
OSAMA WAS UNARMED.

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE. HE WAS INNOCENT!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 04, 2011, 11:39:01 AM
It must have been so easy to tell that he was unarmed with shit going down all around. Like, open your Navy SEAL eyes or something. Gosh.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 04, 2011, 11:39:35 AM
Bush lying about WMDs "eh"

Obama lying about an armed Bin Laden "We may have to see what the constitution says about this!"

now we know that Republicans are so single-mindedly dedicated to opposing Obama that they will take Bin Laden's side if necessary
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2011, 11:57:28 AM
Osama death pics are surfacing, but according to CNN:

Quote
A photographer consulted by CNN said the gruesome photograph is most definitely not real.

"I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped images in my time as a photographer and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake," said Kenna Lindsay, a New York-based photographer who works with composite images.

lmao

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 04, 2011, 12:00:04 PM
Osama death pics are surfacing, but according to CNN:

Quote
A photographer consulted by CNN said the gruesome photograph is most definitely not real.

"I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped images in my time as a photographer and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake," said Kenna Lindsay, a New York-based photographer who works with composite images.

lmao



That is awesome
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 04, 2011, 12:01:59 PM
Well, like you said, Methodis, he was gonna get the death penalty anyway, so might as well kill him now and save the taxpayers some money. Then chuck his body into the sea, to no one's tears.

 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2011, 02:00:34 PM
SEALs are not marines: they do not respect rules of engagement. If OBL gave them any inclination of resistance, they were going to shoot him - and they did. Personally I don't care and see little difference here. Obviously there was a shootout, two men in the room were shooting and perhaps OBL ran. His daughter says they held him captive for 10 minutes before executing him, which I doubt given how little time they had to fuck around.

Most likely they caught him alive, he resisted arrest, they killed him, stole his electronics, and ran back to the choppa.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 04, 2011, 02:06:51 PM
Is that photographer quote real? :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Vizzys on May 04, 2011, 02:10:52 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/4r2pqwl.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: duckman2000 on May 04, 2011, 02:28:54 PM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

As a Swede-turned-Murrican currently living in Sweden, it's all a bit amusing. Yeah, alright, scary clandestine government does that stuff that goes against the [false] uppity morals of little do-good [except Bofors] nation Sweden, sit-down uproar as usual, got it. This kind of reaction is as natural as the US not really giving a shit about what international regulations and understandings that it breaches when shit needs to get done.

And then this leftist dumbtard talks about this kind of shit being damned near exactly as bad as the 9/11 attacks. Yahum.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Robo on May 04, 2011, 02:42:03 PM
Is that photographer quote real? :lol

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/03/bin.laden.fake.photo/index.html?hpt=T1
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2011, 02:59:10 PM
Quote
Just three days after the world learned President Obama ordered a daring special operations mission resulting in the death of Osama bin Laden, Sarah Palin has come around to claim he's "pussy-footing around" -- specifically by not immediately releasing photos of the deceased al Qaeda leader. To underscore the irony, Palin claims the pictures should be released "as warning to others seeking America's destruction" -- one day after numerous reports had her moving in a more pragmatic direction on foreign policy.

Palin took to Twitter, one of her go-to modes of communications, moments after news broke that Obama would not release the bin Laden photos.

"Show photo as warning to others seeking America's destruction. No pussy-footing around, no politicking, no drama;it's part of the mission," she said.

It's unclear why she thinks photos of bin Laden's corpse will scare suicidal terrorists.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/palin-obama-pussy-footing-by-not-releasing-photo-of-bin-laden-whom-he-killed.php

Wait, what the fuck?

edit: posted wrong quote initially
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 04, 2011, 03:12:41 PM
He was assassinated and illegally murdered. Let's move on.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 04, 2011, 03:54:33 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 04, 2011, 03:54:52 PM
NPR just said they decided not to release the photos, anger and frustration a go go, unfortunately i think the final stage will just be apathy :-\
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2011, 05:01:08 PM
He was assassinated and illegally murdered. Let's move on.  ::) ::) ::)

Yes.  We murdered the man who publicly and repeatedly admitted that his organization planned and carried out the attack on the USS Cole, the embassy bombings and the 9/11 attacks.  I will admit this with no qualms.  Somehow, I am strangely ok with this.

Also, you're not black.  Kindly die in a fire.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: demi on May 04, 2011, 06:30:24 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/03/bin.laden.fake.photo/index.html?hpt=T1

Quote
A photographer consulted by CNN said the gruesome photograph is most definitely not real.

"I have seen a great number of poorly Photoshopped images in my time as a photographer and I can tell by the pixels that it is a fake," said Kenna Lindsay, a New York-based photographer who works with composite images.


:rofl


EDIT: Already posted... still hilarious
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 04, 2011, 09:19:48 PM
i thought you were deployed, how are you posting on eb?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 04, 2011, 09:38:37 PM
Nice to see Phoenix Darks hero, Nancy Pelosi. speak up.

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/05/03/intellectual-dishonesty-of-na%0Ancy-pelosi/

Here’s Nancy Pelosi from a press conference on September 7, 2006:

    [E]ven if [Osama bin Laden] is caught tomorrow, it is five years too late. He has done more damage the longer he has been out there. But, in fact, the damage that he has done . . . is done. And even to capture him now I don’t think makes us any safer.

And here’s Nancy Pelosi yesterday:

    The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. . . . I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. . . . [T]he death of Osama bin Laden is historic. . . .

Fin
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 04, 2011, 10:00:08 PM
hahah
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: drew on May 04, 2011, 10:00:16 PM
double headed hydras, the lot of them
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Skidmark on May 04, 2011, 10:20:28 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ySteY3r9I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: naff on May 05, 2011, 09:00:40 AM
nvm, I need to keep up to date with news :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Quote
A Texas high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where he allegedly told a 9th grade Muslim girl in his algebra class "I bet that you're grieving" on Monday following the death of Osama bin Laden.

According to one parent at Clear Brook High School in Houston who spoke about the incident to a local ABC affiliate, the teacher also said, "I heard about your uncle's death."

The parent said the student "understood that he was referring about Osama bin Laden being killed and was racially profiling her."

The name of the alleged victim of the comment has not been released. She is being described as an "American-born girl of Muslim faith."

The teacher allegedly showed no remorse after Muslim girl reacted to his comments, according to the parent (who requested anonymity from the ABC station because "she doesn't want any retaliation against her daughter or the girl who experienced the inappropriate comment.")

"The student ended up crying over what was said to her by the teacher and the teacher asked her why she was crying and another student said it was because of what you said earlier," the parent told the station. "And his response was, oh, OK, and just kind of smirked and giggled and walked away."

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/tx-teacher-suspended-after-telling-muslim-student-i-bet-youre-grieving.php?ref=dcblt

What an asshole :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 05, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
ill just come out and say it, had Bush been president still Osama would be alive and we would have information
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 05, 2011, 06:08:55 PM
Quote
A Texas high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where he allegedly told a 9th grade Muslim girl in his algebra class "I bet that you're grieving" on Monday following the death of Osama bin Laden.

According to one parent at Clear Brook High School in Houston who spoke about the incident to a local ABC affiliate, the teacher also said, "I heard about your uncle's death."

The parent said the student "understood that he was referring about Osama bin Laden being killed and was racially profiling her."

The name of the alleged victim of the comment has not been released. She is being described as an "American-born girl of Muslim faith."

The teacher allegedly showed no remorse after Muslim girl reacted to his comments, according to the parent (who requested anonymity from the ABC station because "she doesn't want any retaliation against her daughter or the girl who experienced the inappropriate comment.")

"The student ended up crying over what was said to her by the teacher and the teacher asked her why she was crying and another student said it was because of what you said earlier," the parent told the station. "And his response was, oh, OK, and just kind of smirked and giggled and walked away."

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/tx-teacher-suspended-after-telling-muslim-student-i-bet-youre-grieving.php?ref=dcblt

What an asshole :lol

Texas. I stopped reading there.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2011, 06:18:34 PM
Seems to be a lot of Methodis-murmur going on outside the US about if the shooting was justified or not, that bin Laden was "murdered", if the plan was to wack him instead of capture him etc. Dunno what difference this makes, people going on about how Pakistan's sovereignty has been violated and so forth. Is this some sort of big revelation, that the US does unilateral operations to protect their interests inside other sovereign nations? I think the death toll from the UAV missions along the Pakistani border should have tipped people off?

One thing that made me go "huh" was this thing in the NYT though:

Quote
Several experts on the rules of engagement in combat said that in a raid on a target as dangerous as Bin Laden, the Navy Seals team would be justified to open fire at the slightest commotion when they burst into a room.

Hehe. Wonder what sort of intel they are going on here. Would love to hear why he's considered so dangerous in close quarters battle. Dood is fucking old, has been ill enough not to be able to update his video blog... What would suggest he would take out a room full of SEAL:s? His publicity-popshots with an AK-47?

Presumably he has (had) bodyguards galore?

Well, it was initially described as a 40-minute shoot-out. So... presumably, it wasn't against OBL's kitchen staff armed with spatulas and pans.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Oddly, George Dubya has that same dream sequence every day.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: naff on May 05, 2011, 07:51:26 PM
Quote
... the teacher also said, "I heard about your uncle's death." ...

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/tx-teacher-suspended-after-telling-muslim-student-i-bet-youre-grieving.php?ref=dcblt

What an asshole :lol


:rofl Ruthless

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/05/us-binladen-pakistan-raid-idUSTRE7442NW20110505 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/05/us-binladen-pakistan-raid-idUSTRE7442NW20110505) I guess we'll never really know what happened, still it would've been better for the American cause imo if al Qaeda had to watch their leader rot in jail.



Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 05, 2011, 08:25:41 PM
Texas. I stopped reading there.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I wonder if you can do that with other states?


Is California too broke to punish prisoners?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/04/25/EDNB1J70OA.DTL

California. I stopped reading there.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Oh boy, I have no idea why people do not do this more? 
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 05, 2011, 08:30:00 PM
You've wounded me to the core with your vicious attack on California. How dare you sir! How dare you!
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: maxy on May 06, 2011, 11:41:48 AM
So how long until next 9/11?

Need to adjust my TV
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Diunx on May 06, 2011, 11:49:50 AM
Quote
A Texas high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where he allegedly told a 9th grade Muslim girl in his algebra class "I bet that you're grieving" on Monday following the death of Osama bin Laden.

According to one parent at Clear Brook High School in Houston who spoke about the incident to a local ABC affiliate, the teacher also said, "I heard about your uncle's death."

The parent said the student "understood that he was referring about Osama bin Laden being killed and was racially profiling her."

The name of the alleged victim of the comment has not been released. She is being described as an "American-born girl of Muslim faith."

The teacher allegedly showed no remorse after Muslim girl reacted to his comments, according to the parent (who requested anonymity from the ABC station because "she doesn't want any retaliation against her daughter or the girl who experienced the inappropriate comment.")

"The student ended up crying over what was said to her by the teacher and the teacher asked her why she was crying and another student said it was because of what you said earlier," the parent told the station. "And his response was, oh, OK, and just kind of smirked and giggled and walked away."

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/tx-teacher-suspended-after-telling-muslim-student-i-bet-youre-grieving.php?ref=dcblt

What an asshole :lol

lol, back in 2001 in school people (teachers included) used to teased me saying that OBL was my uncle and shit like that, but since this isn't a country of sandy vaginas we just laugh and kept joking.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: rodi on May 06, 2011, 02:15:20 PM
Funny or not, that teacher sounds like a dick. Fine line between joking around and being a bully.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 06, 2011, 02:36:46 PM
It's one thing if I have a very personal relationship or friendship with somebody where they know my limits and what I find funny or not. If I was muslim and some random teacher joked the way that teacher did I would kick him in his nuts. It has nothing to do with being PC. Keep your stupid shit to yourself unless we are tight.

Same way when I was younger when too hip white people think calling black people my nicca is cool to my face. You ain't that cool white boy.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2011, 02:37:31 PM
It's one thing if I have a very personal relationship or friendship with somebody where they know my limits and what I find funny or not. If I was muslim and some random teacher joked the way that teacher did I would kick him in his nuts. It has nothing to do with being PC. Keep your stupid shit to yourself unless we are tight.

Same way when too hip white people think calling black people my nicca is cool to my face. You ain't that cool white boy.
truf, my nicca
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 06, 2011, 02:46:51 PM
It's one thing if I have a very personal relationship or friendship with somebody where they know my limits and what I find funny or not. If I was muslim and some random teacher joked the way that teacher did I would kick him in his nuts. It has nothing to do with being PC. Keep your stupid shit to yourself unless we are tight.

Same way when I was younger when too hip white people think calling black people my nicca is cool to my face. You ain't that cool white boy.

Preach it.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 06, 2011, 03:23:00 PM
Michael Moore is very very mad at you guys.


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Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2011, 03:29:12 PM
When did Michael Moore start looking like an old woman?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 06, 2011, 03:59:00 PM
When did Michael Moore start looking like an old woman?
Wow! That was actually exactly what I thought when I saw that freeze frame also.  :lol
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 06, 2011, 04:04:35 PM
Michael Moore is very very mad at you guys.

Michael Moore is Michael Moore. He can make entertaining at times although overdone documentaries. He is also overly bombastic and a bit overdone on the self worth of his opinion. I lump him in the same category as somebody like Olbermann. 

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Beardo on May 06, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
Michael Moore is very very mad at you guys.

Michael Moore is Michael Moore. He can make entertaining at times although overdone documentaries. He is also overly bombastic and a bit overdone on the self worth of his opinion. I lump him in the same category as somebody like Olbermann. 



Thus the joke.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
I hope this isn't going to be the plotline to the long-awaiting sequel, Fahrenheit 9/11-2.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 06, 2011, 06:14:17 PM
In other news, Piers Morgan is still a giant cunt.


What did he do now?
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 06, 2011, 06:54:37 PM
Moore was right about everything. He is a great person.

The celebrating was not worth it and just shows how disgusting and distinguished mentally-challenged the youth of america was. People freaked out with other countries celebrating over 911 happeneing yet then they go celebrate Osama's death. Literally no difference.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2011, 11:26:24 PM
I'm embarrassed to be a former Michael Moore-head. I bought Dude, Where's My Country when it first came out.  :-\

I still think he was pretty much on point about Iraq, which I was and still am adamantly opposed to. But that's about it
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2011, 11:58:19 PM
He's right about a lot stuff- corporate power, social issues, shit like that. 
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 07, 2011, 02:26:48 AM
Moore has good instincts and picks good fights, but he tends to play fast and loose.  At his best he brings attention to topics that are getting ignored and gives a prominent voice to people who are getting excluded, and at his worst he's being either sloppy or dishonest and badgering underpaid security guards who shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

I don't agree that he hurts his causes, though.  It's not like Glenn Beck damaged the GOP in the midterms, or that Al Gore's deliberately nerdy, science-oriented approach to policy didn't contribute to a huge crazy backlash against climate science.  Moore's a controversy artist that fires some people up, turns other people off, and probably doesn't make a huge impact either way (though I think GM was forced to keep a couple plants open because of Roger & Me).



PS I really like TV Nation back in the day, but I also thought Bill Maher was great back then, so who knows.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 07, 2011, 02:35:24 AM
Bill Maher is still great, minus the whole vaccination bullshit :wag
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2011, 02:44:17 AM
I'd argue he does hurt his causes by playing fast and loose with facts. I haven't seen Sicko but from what I've read it has some pretty big errors, distortions, and deceptive editing. It's hard to bring people to your side when fact checkers can rip apart your work so easily.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 07, 2011, 04:11:53 AM
Bill Maher is still great, minus the whole vaccination bullshit :wag

Word.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-obama-black-ninja-gangster-president/
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 07, 2011, 04:22:46 AM
It's hard to bring people to your side when fact checkers can rip apart your work so easily.

C'mon.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2011, 04:24:33 AM
Hold on, what's seriously wrong with that point? If your arguments are riddled with lies and distortions, how do you sway someone? I'm not talking about the type of folks who'd never consider a liberal position regardless of factual evidence - I'm talking about regular people
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 07, 2011, 04:59:52 AM
It's a lovely thought, but really now.  Ideas and beliefs survive and thrive without a strong factual basis.  People get swayed by exaggerations, half-truths, and outright bullshit.  All the time.  You know this.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2011, 08:18:28 AM
Bill Maher is still great, minus the whole vaccination bullshit :wag

and the PETA bullshit.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 07, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
Bill Maher is still great, minus the whole vaccination bullshit :wag

and the PETA bullshit.

The fact that he is on the Board of Directors at PETA nullifies him being considered GREAT. I have plenty of other reasons but this one pretty much takes the cake.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bill_Maher_and_Ingrid_Newkirk_by_David_Shankbone.jpg
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 07, 2011, 12:23:54 PM
PS I really like TV Nation back in the day

I watched it for Karen Duffy.


As for Michael Moore and his take on the evil that is Capitalism.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/thr-esq/michael-moore-sues-weinsteins-fahrenheit-97138

Give me my monies...  2.7 million does not buy as many cheeseburgers as it once did.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2011, 12:56:36 PM
Yeah, I'm mixed on Michael Moore. He's one of those guys who has legitimate issues and arguments towards the powers that be, but somehow always manages to fuck it up by being a total douchebag.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2011, 01:50:13 PM
Guess you guys are too cynical for intelligent discourse. Next thing I know you'll be saying Kobe isn't the most clutch NBA player of all time
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mupepe on May 07, 2011, 03:17:58 PM
I think they're laughing because that's exactly what big names in the right do and it works very well on people who don't want to do their own fact checking. Most people accept the first "fact" they hear as fact
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 07, 2011, 03:47:15 PM
Yes him trying to get what he says is rightfully his really is stupid  :patel

It is based on what he preaches about capitalism, which he claims is EVIL.

Quote directly from his movie...  Capitalism: A Love Story

This is capitalism. A system of taking and giving... mostly taking.


http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/directors/michael-moore-net-worth/

Michael Moore is a controversial documentary filmmaker with a net worth of $50 million.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: bdoughty on May 07, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
Next thing I know you'll be saying Kobe isn't the most clutch NBA player of all time

Robert Horry... Robert Horry... Robert Horry
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 07, 2011, 03:54:51 PM
Michael Moore is on minute 20 of his 15 minutes of fame: he's still around but nobody gives a fuck about him.  I think his general intellectual dishonesty is what did him in.  The GOP gives so much material that it seems needless to massage the truth.  Yet he did it anyway.  O well.

I do like Bill Maher, despite his vaccination and PETA shit.  Probably one of the few people to really say it like it is, regardless of political stripe.  I feel the same way about Matt Taibbi for what its worth...
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2011, 04:27:04 PM
Maher is also oddly pro-Israel and anti-Islam. He's funny, I like his show, but dude believes some crazy shit too.

Matt Taibbi is kinda ridiculous at times but he typically seems to get his facts right.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 07, 2011, 04:56:30 PM
I think Taibbi gets a little ridiculous because he wants to sledgehammer his points into people.  He has brought up something that nobody for whatever reason likes to mention: that all kinds of public utilities (roads, parking meters, etc.) are being privatized for little or nothing to shady international investment companies.  I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with the fact that he points out that Obama has brought on a lot of investment bankers while accepting tons of investment banker cash while saying that he needs to reform them.  I don't think anyone has mentioned that Goldman Sachs gave 50% more money to Obama in 2008 than Enron did to Bush in 2000.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 07, 2011, 06:12:30 PM
Maher also believes in racial profiling for some reason.

Quote
I don't think anyone has mentioned that Goldman Sachs gave 50% more money to Obama in 2008 than Enron did to Bush in 2000.

GS was also Obama's second highest donor.

I like to point this out every time someone mentions Obama's owned by the union thugs.
Title: OH U JUST DONT LIEK HIS SWARING
Post by: Mandark on May 07, 2011, 07:14:35 PM
Taibbi writes really fun, brutal polemics and isn't completely trustworthy when doing serious analysis.  And for whatever reason, he attracts the most hypersensitive, defensive fanboys this side of Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 08, 2011, 12:25:45 AM
I don't like Taibbi.

Not really a fan of Maher although he is occasionally funny to me.

Michael Moore I like the most of those three. But something changed after Roger and Me for me. He went from just being a dude making films that were personal to sort of almost losing his sense of humility. I lost interest somewhere along the way.

As far as political satire my personal tastes lie more towards Stewart and Colbert.

Although I think all of these people serve a purpose and have their different audiences.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2011, 12:33:59 AM
Quote
President Obama has 'pounded his chest' too much and taken too much pride in the success of the mission to take out Osama bin Laden, according to, of all people, George W. Bush's former Chief of Staff, Andrew Card.

In an interview with German newspaper Der Spiegel, Card said that Obama has "pounded his chest" too much over the death of Osama bin Laden, particularly by going to Ground Zero earlier this week, the site of the 9/11 attacks.

"I think he has pounded his chest a little too much," Card said. "He can take pride in it, but he does not need to show it so much."

Card, of course, was a top official in an administration noted for its theatrical press events, most notably the decision to have President Bush land a fighter jet on board an aircraft carrier before delivering his famous speech celebrating the invasion of Iraq in front of a giant "Mission: Accomplished" banner.


Card said his issue is not with anything Obama has said about his decision to launch the raid on bin Laden's compound, but rather with Obama's actions.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/bush-chief-of-staff-obama-has-pounded-his-chest-over-bin-laden.php?ref=fpb

Oh man, oh man.

Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Mandark on May 08, 2011, 12:51:28 AM
Something I do admire about Taibbi and Moore is that they're willing to pick less popular subjects or take stances that are a bit out of the mainstream, rather than getting boxed in by a sort of Debate Topic Of The Day syndrome.

That's something I'd like to see more of on the liberal side.  A lot of people rush to opine about whatever's being debated in Congress, or some underlying tension highighted by a gaffe (Barbour and the Civil War thing), but we could use people banging the drum about stuff like privatized prisons and the Cuba embargo.


edit: and lol andy card, of course
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2011, 12:59:41 AM
Quote
President Obama has 'pounded his chest' too much and taken too much pride in the success of the mission to take out Osama bin Laden, according to, of all people, George W. Bush's former Chief of Staff, Andrew Card.

In an interview with German newspaper Der Spiegel, Card said that Obama has "pounded his chest" too much over the death of Osama bin Laden, particularly by going to Ground Zero earlier this week, the site of the 9/11 attacks.

"I think he has pounded his chest a little too much," Card said. "He can take pride in it, but he does not need to show it so much."

Card, of course, was a top official in an administration noted for its theatrical press events, most notably the decision to have President Bush land a fighter jet on board an aircraft carrier before delivering his famous speech celebrating the invasion of Iraq in front of a giant "Mission: Accomplished" banner.


Card said his issue is not with anything Obama has said about his decision to launch the raid on bin Laden's compound, but rather with Obama's actions.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/bush-chief-of-staff-obama-has-pounded-his-chest-over-bin-laden.php?ref=fpb

Oh man, oh man.

Sounds like the new GOP attack plan.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 08, 2011, 03:04:47 AM
Quote
President Obama has 'pounded his chest' too much and taken too much pride in the success of the mission to take out Osama bin Laden, according to, of all people, George W. Bush's former Chief of Staff, Andrew Card.

In an interview with German newspaper Der Spiegel, Card said that Obama has "pounded his chest" too much over the death of Osama bin Laden, particularly by going to Ground Zero earlier this week, the site of the 9/11 attacks.

"I think he has pounded his chest a little too much," Card said. "He can take pride in it, but he does not need to show it so much."

Card, of course, was a top official in an administration noted for its theatrical press events, most notably the decision to have President Bush land a fighter jet on board an aircraft carrier before delivering his famous speech celebrating the invasion of Iraq in front of a giant "Mission: Accomplished" banner.


Card said his issue is not with anything Obama has said about his decision to launch the raid on bin Laden's compound, but rather with Obama's actions.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/bush-chief-of-staff-obama-has-pounded-his-chest-over-bin-laden.php?ref=fpb

Oh man, oh man.

Republican ex-Bush staffer has criticisms of Obama's performance; news at 11.

SRSLY though, I'd like to kick-fuck that guy into a palsy.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2011, 03:19:25 AM
Bush administration folks sure are butthurt. We should get a whole crop of nice quotes tomorrow too, as nearly every Bush administration official will be on the sunday morning talk shows
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 08, 2011, 08:07:04 AM
The Bush administration will be asshurt.  I mean, this guy was responsible for about six of the eight years of their foreign and domestic policy but were unable to get him.  I'm sure they were certain that if they couldn't get him, nobody could.  Now to see someone other than them, especially a socialest muslin, responsible for his death must be painful for them.  I will pray for them.

Something I do admire about Taibbi and Moore is that they're willing to pick less popular subjects or take stances that are a bit out of the mainstream, rather than getting boxed in by a sort of Debate Topic Of The Day syndrome.

That's something I'd like to see more of on the liberal side.  A lot of people rush to opine about whatever's being debated in Congress, or some underlying tension highighted by a gaffe (Barbour and the Civil War thing), but we could use people banging the drum about stuff like privatized prisons and the Cuba embargo.


edit: and lol andy card, of course

It'd be nice if someone were to make farm, namely corn, subsidies an issue.  If we're all supposed to be tackling obesity and poor health, farm subsidy alterations should have been a given.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2011, 02:06:15 AM
60 Minutes interview with the Delta commander of the Tora Bora mission. Very interesting
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-20060226-10391709.html?tag=component.0

and the Obama interview from tonight
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-20060530-10391709.html?tag=watchnow
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2011, 07:40:10 AM
(http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2011-05-11colorlowres.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: T-Short on May 10, 2011, 08:25:34 AM
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/waterboarding-helped-get-osama-bin-laden-dick-cheney/story-fn8ljzlv-1226052837093 (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/waterboarding-helped-get-osama-bin-laden-dick-cheney/story-fn8ljzlv-1226052837093)

Waterboarding helped get Osama bin Laden: Dick Cheney

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"ENHANCED interrogation" methods including waterboarding used on terror suspects during the Bush years probably helped track down Osama bin Laden and should be reintroduced, former US vice-president Dick Cheney says.

"It was a good program," Mr Cheney said yesterday.

"It was a legal program. It was not torture. I would strongly recommend we continue it."
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2011, 08:51:35 AM
I love the particular cognitive dissonance that allows people who worked for Bush to slam Obama for taking a "victory lap" over bin Laden.  I mean, these people worked for a guy who played dress up on an aircraft carrier and kept Saddam's personal pistol as a trophy for fucks sakes.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2011, 10:06:13 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a07_1304823801
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2011, 08:57:52 AM
It could have just been a dime bag....

...but it was probably this bit of breaking new intel:
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Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Skidmark on May 14, 2011, 10:07:09 AM
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A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/13/osama-bin-laden-porn_n_861664.html
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2011, 10:24:42 AM
Quote
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/13/osama-bin-laden-porn_n_861664.html

Ten bucks says there's at least some cheeseburger porn in there.
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2011, 10:59:47 AM
man owns porn

the shocking revelations of this week are paling somewhat compared to prior weeks.

This is definitely bigger news than him getting caught and shot, at least in the Middle East. Many bearded radicals are in bitter tears, crying "lies! deceit!"
Title: Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
Post by: Shuri on May 15, 2011, 01:32:21 PM
Abby Winters is the most awesome porn site on the internet.