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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #240 on: May 02, 2011, 03:14:51 PM »
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #241 on: May 02, 2011, 03:15:43 PM »
Willco would have banned Methodis. I no longer support Demi as admin
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #242 on: May 02, 2011, 03:16:00 PM »
Hey guys, we've got an ignore button, remember?

but...i've never killed another human before..

Watch out Obama might murder you without fair trial.

he's in your compound killing your dudes

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #243 on: May 02, 2011, 03:16:23 PM »
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.

America is one of the most powerfull and wealthy countries in the world. You are telling me that their Navy SEALS, THE FUCKING SEALS, can't take someone captive? There was no reason to kill Osama.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #244 on: May 02, 2011, 03:16:30 PM »
I am literally ashamed that you think people deserve to die in the digital realm without the benefit of debate no matter what they've posted. No body in here is defending Methodis's death in the digital realm they're pissed that the most intelligent and wordy posters on the forum would order an execution in the digital realm on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair debate with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death in the digital realm.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #245 on: May 02, 2011, 03:17:29 PM »
Willco would have banned Methodis. I no longer support Demi as admin

I am sorry that not everyone apprecaite assassination and murder.

It's funny how many of you will say police officers deserve a fair trial if they where to shoot a black man, but Osama gets death no trial or nothing.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #246 on: May 02, 2011, 03:17:56 PM »
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.

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« Reply #247 on: May 02, 2011, 03:18:53 PM »
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.

10:30 est, obama made a statement at 11:40 est
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #248 on: May 02, 2011, 03:22:22 PM »
seriously, ban methodis.  even his trolling has become unfunny.

Why don't you answer how this wasn't illegal and a assassination and murder?

College children shouldn't post on the internet.

Obama ordered the capture.  The SEALS landed, Osama's men retaliated with force, using HUMAN FUCKING SHIELDS to protect the mass-murderer.  Osama escalated things.  His death was just a result of the operation.

Besides, you truly think that man would get a FAIR TRIAL?  Are you fucking serious?  It would be a bigger joke than Saddam's.  He would be dead quicker than Hussein was.

America is one of the most powerfull and wealthy countries in the world. You are telling me that their Navy SEALS, THE FUCKING SEALS, can't take someone captive? There was no reason to kill Osama.

What the fuck.  No reason to kill Osama?  FUCK OFF.  The man is responsible for thousands upon thousands of deaths of Americans, Muslims, and innocent women and children.  Even if we would've gotten a "fair trial" (el oh fucking el at you thinking that his trial would even remotely be fair), he would've been sentenced so motherfucking quickly.  Fuck a duck, methodis.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #249 on: May 02, 2011, 03:24:05 PM »
I'm glad to see the youth of America are still proud to uphold the basis that this country was founded on.

Why did you suceed from England again? :teehee
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #250 on: May 02, 2011, 03:29:42 PM »
We should have gone in with our gundams. We would have captured him no problem.

You know your sister slept through the whole thing, and I woke her to tell her, and then she was like "oh" and went back to sleep.

What time did the news break in the states? I found out around 0700 this morning when my boss phoned.

Around 10 to 10:30 pm?

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #251 on: May 02, 2011, 03:34:46 PM »
suceed from England





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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #253 on: May 02, 2011, 03:38:17 PM »
jesus christ, @ Methodis

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #254 on: May 02, 2011, 03:39:30 PM »
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it looks like we killed the wrong guy.


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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #255 on: May 02, 2011, 03:40:30 PM »
whew, it doesn't say isamu at least
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« Reply #256 on: May 02, 2011, 03:40:59 PM »
How dare Hitler kill himself! He should've surrendered so he could receive a fair trial!
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #257 on: May 02, 2011, 03:42:49 PM »
How dare Hitler kill himself! He should've surrendered so he could receive a fair trial!

Yes, because suicidie is the same as assassination  ::)
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #258 on: May 02, 2011, 03:43:15 PM »
Usama bin "Michael" Landen

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #259 on: May 02, 2011, 03:45:39 PM »
As expected, the GAF thread is a shitfest of terrible opinions and reactions.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #260 on: May 02, 2011, 03:57:51 PM »
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Al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden used one of his wives as a human shield in an apparent attempt to try to save his own life during a raid by US covert forces, a top US official said Monday.

So the woman that was used as a human shield was his own wife. Burn in hell asshole.

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #261 on: May 02, 2011, 03:58:26 PM »


Fucking Fox News DC.

The worst local affiliate ever.

To be fair a tweet from a staffer at MSNBC actually made the mistake first.

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #262 on: May 02, 2011, 04:11:49 PM »


Fucking Fox News DC.

The worst local affiliate ever.

To be fair a tweet from a staffer at MSNBC actually made the mistake first.

And the anchor wasn't reading off a teleprompter, but a twitter's timeline? ???
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #263 on: May 02, 2011, 04:11:58 PM »
Osama wasn't the one that shot that human shield :teehee
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #264 on: May 02, 2011, 04:15:49 PM »
Osama wasn't the one that shot that human shield :teehee

oh jesus.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #265 on: May 02, 2011, 04:17:59 PM »
Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.

I don't see how any of you can stand by this disgusting act. I mean i'm not surprised college boy here thinks Obama is god, but I expected more from some of you to outright support assassination and not giving a trial.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #266 on: May 02, 2011, 04:20:51 PM »
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Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.

yeah you're fucking done.  I'm murdering an innocent in the digital realm now.
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #267 on: May 02, 2011, 04:23:44 PM »
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« Reply #268 on: May 02, 2011, 04:24:51 PM »
Jesus you guys are getting troll fucked hard.

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #269 on: May 02, 2011, 04:26:16 PM »
Obama gave the order to murder a innocent.


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« Reply #270 on: May 02, 2011, 04:51:50 PM »
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When Athar and his friends realized who the target of the half-hour raid was, they were shocked. "I don't know what to say," says a visibly incredulous Durrani. "What does one say in these situations?" For years, he had heard of Bin Laden's name. He had heard that he might even be in Pakistan. "We never thought he would be here, though." The raid itself seems so surreal as to merit a fantasy comparison. "It reminds me of the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare that I play on my Xbox."


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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #271 on: May 02, 2011, 05:18:06 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344
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When one of Osama bin Laden's most trusted aides picked up the phone last year, he unknowingly led U.S. pursuers to the doorstep of his boss, the world's most wanted terrorist.

That phone call, recounted Monday by U.S. official, ended a years-long search for bin Laden's personal courier, the key break in a worldwide manhunt. The courier, in turn, led U.S. intelligence to a walled compound in northeast Pakistan, where a team of Navy SEALS shot bin Laden to death...

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« Reply #272 on: May 02, 2011, 05:29:05 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=13512344
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When one of Osama bin Laden's most trusted aides picked up the phone last year, he unknowingly led U.S. pursuers to the doorstep of his boss, the world's most wanted terrorist.

That phone call, recounted Monday by U.S. official, ended a years-long search for bin Laden's personal courier, the key break in a worldwide manhunt. The courier, in turn, led U.S. intelligence to a walled compound in northeast Pakistan, where a team of Navy SEALS shot bin Laden to death...


That's a pretty good article.


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By mid-February, the officials were convinced a "high-value target" was hiding in the compound. President Barack Obama wanted to take action.

"They were confident and their confidence was growing: 'This is different. This intelligence case is different. What we see in this compound is different than anything we've ever seen before,'" John Brennan, the president's top counterterrorism adviser, said Monday. "I was confident that we had the basis to take action."

Options were limited. The compound was in a residential neighborhood in a sovereign country. If Obama ordered an airstrike and bin Laden was not in the compound, it would be a huge diplomatic problem. Even if Obama was right, obliterating the compound might make it nearly impossible to confirm bin Laden's death.

Said Brennan: "The president had to evaluate the strength of that information, and then made what I believe was one of the most gutsiest calls of any president in recent memory."

Obama tapped two dozen members of the Navy's elite SEAL Team Six to carry out a raid with surgical accuracy.

 Before dawn Monday morning, a pair of helicopters left Jalalabad in eastern Afghanistan. The choppers entered Pakistani airspace using sophisticated technology intended to evade that country's radar systems, a U.S. official said.

Officially, it was a kill-or-capture mission, since the U.S. doesn't kill unarmed people trying to surrender. But it was clear from the beginning that whoever was behind those walls had no intention of surrendering, two U.S. officials said.

The helicopters lowered into the compound, dropping the SEALs behind the walls. No shots were fired, but shortly after the team hit the ground, one of the helicopters came crashing down and rolled onto its side for reasons the government has yet to explain. None of the SEALs was injured, however, and the mission continued uninterrupted.

With the CIA and White House monitoring the situation in real time — presumably by live satellite feed or video carried by the SEALs — the team stormed the compound and entered the room where bin Laden was hiding. In the ensuing firefight, Brennan said, bin Laden used a woman as a human shield and returned fire. The SEALs killed bin Laden with a bullet to the head.

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #273 on: May 02, 2011, 05:43:12 PM »


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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #274 on: May 02, 2011, 05:49:31 PM »
Eerie Links Between 'Harry Potter,' Osama Bin Laden; Why Movie May Benefit
3:47 PM 5/2/2011 by Gregg Kilday

While Warner Bros. has never pushed the comparison, the entire Potter saga -- both the books and the movies -- has had an inevitable subtext, colored by the events of 9/11.

While Hollywood scrambles to figure out ways to exploit the death of Osama Bin Laden on screen, the first movie that could actually benefit from the news of the terrorist’s death is likely to be the final Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, which Warners will release on July 15.

While Warners has never pushed the comparison, the entire Potter saga -- both the books and the movies -- has had an inevitable subtext, colored by the events of 9/11.

While the first volume in J.K. Rowling’s seven-book series was originally published in England in 1997, the first movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, was released in November, 2001, just months after 9/11.

It set up the ongoing conflict between Harry, the young, orphaned wizard, who gradually discovers his powers, and the malignant force of evil, Lord Voldemort, who is bent on destroying him. First referred to only as “He Who Must Not Be Named,” Voldemort is introduced as something of a formless boogie-man -- not unlike the mysterious Osama -- but then, over the course of the series, takes on more and more of a physical presence until in the last volume he and Harry go head-to-head in a final, cataclysmic battle. PHOTOS: Harry Potter and other anticipated summer blockbusters

For a generation of kids who grew up reading Rowling’s books and watching Hollywood’s big-screen adaptations in the shadows of 9/11, there have been inevitable echoes of the real world in Harry’s sometimes reluctant quest to defeat Voldemort.

Back in 2004, a poster on mugglenet.com made some of it explicit, comparing the Death Eaters to Al Queda and noting of that “just as Voldemort was shaped by his mother’s death and his father’s abandonment, Osama was shaped by his personal struggle between Western pleasures and Islamic discipline.”

And just as Harry is known in the books as “the anointed one,” a number of President Obama’s critics like Rush Limbaugh have frequently dismissed the president by disparagingly referring to him as “the anointed one” as well -- though on Monday, even Limbaugh had praise for how Obama orchestrated Osama’s demise.

Mild spoiler ahead, so stop reading if you don’t know the outcome of the final book...

Meanwhile, in the wake of Bin Laden’s death in a mansion near Islamabad, a meme has already popped up on the web, noting the weird coincidence that Osama and Voldemort both died on the same day, May 1. But true Potter fans have been quick to point out that’s not quite true: When Harry and Voldemort actually finally come face-to-face in the Battle of Hogwarts, in the books’ chronology the date is really May 2, 1998.
 
Of course, even without an end to Bin Laden, the final Potter movie is already on track to be one of the biggest movies of the summer. The franchise has already grossed more than $6.3 billion at the worldwide box office.

But Bin Laden’s death is now likely to give the movie an extra emotional resonance for the Potter generation, and that could translate into an even bigger box office bonanza

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #275 on: May 02, 2011, 06:07:05 PM »
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #276 on: May 02, 2011, 06:13:45 PM »


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« Reply #277 on: May 02, 2011, 07:43:23 PM »
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« Reply #278 on: May 02, 2011, 07:44:15 PM »
I dun get it

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #279 on: May 02, 2011, 07:48:39 PM »
Looks like a magazine on the floor of the porn store in Duke Nukem 3D.
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« Reply #280 on: May 02, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »
I dun get it

The Japanese translator from E3 is in there

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« Reply #281 on: May 02, 2011, 08:41:46 PM »
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #282 on: May 02, 2011, 09:11:31 PM »
fucking lol at rumsfeld's response


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Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumseld:
"The man who once called the United States "a paper tiger" and issued a fatwa to "kill all Americans" believed that our nation would not strike back if provoked. Today that man, responsible for the deaths of 3,000 Americans on September 11th, Osama bin Laden, is dead......All of this was made possible by the relentless, sustained pressure on al Qaeda that the Bush administration initiated after 9/11 and that the Obama administration has wisely chosen to continue."
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #283 on: May 02, 2011, 09:31:47 PM »
>No Macs

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #284 on: May 02, 2011, 09:38:42 PM »
Why did the most powerful and wealthy country on earth would order an execution on someone without giving them the option of surrender to a fair trial with the overwhelming likelihood of the outcome of that trial being death?
Whoa! Methodis is a troll character, confirmed. No-one is this stupid IRL. Even "1979-broke-down-station-wagon-held-together-by-rust-driving Moms with SEVEN children because GOD HATES CONTRACEPTIVES" are not this stupid. What other comedy gems have you posted while I've had you on Ignore?


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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #285 on: May 02, 2011, 09:51:26 PM »
I'm pretty left-tendencied, but I'd be hard-pressed to feel bad about taking out the founder of Al-Qaeda. I'm happy he caught one in the face, though I'm surprised they buried him at sea. Makes me wonder when the conspiracy theorists will start spouting.

Is this really a left-right issue?  ???

I wouldn't try to frame as a left-right political issue, but yeah, if you don't believe in the death penalty, then I could see this being an issue for some people. Regardless of my kooky liberal leanings, I'm glad they did it and have tons of respect for everyone involved.

I guess I'm about as "left" like Schwarzenegger is a "republican." I'm for the death penalty, but feel it is used the most in states where it should be exercised with greater restraint, where defendants have been found guilty where there might have been a shadow of reasonable doubt.

OBL deserved to be incarcerated or jailed about the same way as Charles Manson; while he didn't directly kill anyone in those attacks, he's still responsible for inciting his followers to commit acts of terrorism, killing thousands of innocents. Personally, I'd rather see both Manson and OBL executed, as we've established their legal responsibility for the murders.

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« Reply #286 on: May 02, 2011, 10:51:23 PM »
I wonder if people will start to ask "what were you doing when Osama died?" after "what were you doing during 9/11?"

because I need a better response than "playing Portal 2"

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« Reply #287 on: May 02, 2011, 10:52:45 PM »
9/11 -- In my bed with my girlfriend. Mom called to let us know since our cable hadn't been set up yet.
OBL -- Sitting down to dinner with my wife.
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« Reply #288 on: May 02, 2011, 10:55:03 PM »
surfing the internet, about to go to xhamster
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« Reply #289 on: May 02, 2011, 11:09:32 PM »
OBL looks like a one-legged, large-breasted woman resting on her back.

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« Reply #290 on: May 02, 2011, 11:09:35 PM »
9/11: at school
this shit: doing homework

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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #291 on: May 02, 2011, 11:11:29 PM »
i made absolutely sure i was pounding flesh when it happened. told muckhole too, i said, get in on this shit... only happens once.
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« Reply #292 on: May 02, 2011, 11:45:02 PM »
9/11: sleeping after a midnight shift
OBL: masturbating.  statistically speaking this is always the safe guess.

this guy at work told me he was having sex when he found out about princess diana
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #293 on: May 02, 2011, 11:57:23 PM »
9/11: in high school class
OBL: watching mets
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« Reply #294 on: May 03, 2011, 12:04:16 AM »
9/11: sleeping until ex woke me up
OBL: studying

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« Reply #295 on: May 03, 2011, 12:04:44 AM »
9/11: at (home)school
OBL: watching Community illegally
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« Reply #296 on: May 03, 2011, 12:06:27 AM »
9/11: in history class
OBL: about to jack off
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #297 on: May 03, 2011, 12:16:28 AM »
9/11: 6th grade homeroom, in northern New Jersey when I used to live there
Osama Bin Shot-in: Sitting on the couch about to start a paper. Obama: "O RLY BRIAN?  BOOM."

Paper didn't get finished until 5 in the am :-/
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Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #298 on: May 03, 2011, 12:25:42 AM »
9/11 - Bronx Highschool of Science (we were evacuated)
OBL -  literally watching Celebrity Apprentice!  I still don't know who trump fiyud.

Re: Breaking: Osama Bin Laden dead. Obama to make statement shortly
« Reply #299 on: May 03, 2011, 12:40:54 AM »
9/11: 6th grade homeroom, in northern New Jersey when I used to live there

I was in my junior year of college...

I know I'm not the oldest one here, but man, I'm getting old.
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