My personal favorite is when I'm on the can and someone walks in, does a 180, and is already out the door again before it even shuts
45 men, 2 women.
1 can in men's toilet, 2 cans in women's toilet.
Guess where I go.
I imagine you have this face on the shitter :maf :maf :maf
45 men, 2 women.
1 can in men's toilet, 2 cans in women's toilet.
Guess where I go.
Sometimes I walk in and the stall door is shut but I don't see any feet and I wonder if there is a person on the toilet holding their legs up so no one can identify them by their shoes
My personal favorite is when I'm on the can and someone walks in, does a 180, and is already out the door again before it even shuts
The worst thing is seeing someone walk out the stall then head out the restroom door without washing their hands. Then having to shake their hand later in the day :'(
I'm postin in this thread while taking a shit at work.
Some lady came into the bathroom today while I was in the stall. Most people go to the end stalls to drop dueceskys and reserve the first few stalls for pees. Oh no, not this lady. 1st stall. Then it sounded like a bubbling fish aquarium as she proceeded to piss out of her ass.
I almost squeezed one out to try and compete, but there was no way.
I don't get it. What's the difference in the toilets? Americabore for the lose.
I don't get it. What's the difference in the toilets? Americabore for the lose.
(http://i.imgur.com/GuvdD.jpg)
Squatter: Japanese people generally use these with no problem. They drop trou, squat and poop, somehow keeping balanced with their pants bunched up just below their knees. I don't have the squatting flexibility to perform this act.
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Japanese FUTCHAR TOILET with washlet. Where the squatter is a remnant of a simpler time of shitting over a hole in the ground, these are in contrast a message of butt-washing love from the future, where no-one suffers from scraping feces from their rectum with a shabby strip of paper. That tube is showing how much pressure the nozzle can deliver to obliterate any straggling, offensive and uncooperative bits of used food.
Our men's room has one of each. Guess which I prefer! :-*
I've heard it, and from having seen the occasional animal pooping, it does seem that's what nature intends. However, I can't manage the pose since I haven't been doing it since birth.
I've heard it, and from having seen the occasional animal pooping, it does seem that's what nature intends. However, I can't manage the pose since I haven't been doing it since birth.
We've spent the past few thousand years saying "fuck you" to nature, I don't see any reason to stop now.
I went to my private restroom today and dropped off a massive load. Read some Evilbore and checked my email on my iPhone while I was in there. Considered fapping, but ultimately decided against it. I wished I had my razor with me, I forgot to shave this morning and I was getting a bit scraggly. I need to keep an extra one up there.
Some lady came into the bathroom today while I was in the stall. Most people go to the end stalls to drop dueceskys and reserve the first few stalls for pees. Oh no, not this lady. 1st stall. Then it sounded like a bubbling fish aquarium as she proceeded to piss out of her ass.for some reason this post makes me love you more
I almost squeezed one out to try and compete, but there was no way.
Afternoon poo, checkin in
It really seems like one of those "good in theory" things. Maybe it cleans your ass better but I'd bet it just ends up in a wet ass.
FUCK YOU MARIE CALLENDER LEAVE MY STOMACH ALONE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
When I worked, I shat once a day. I often timed it to be at the same time as the woman I liked. I loved hearing her butt flaps fart and shit out all the contents of her asshole
When I worked, I shat once a day. I often timed it to be at the same time as the woman I liked. I loved hearing her butt flaps fart and shit out all the contents of her asshole
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disclaimer: this only actually happened once by accident. I went to the bathroom as the same time as the girl(woman) I liked. I heard her airbrush the toilet bowl with her lunch :-X
I'll just fucking wipe my ass with the softest piece of paper ever made and then wash my hands. Unless the toilet blows hot air up into my gaping asshole after I've been sprayed with water I don't wanna get adventurous with it.
THe toilet paper here at work is low grade sandpaper.Ours feels like the paper that comes in coloring books. I hate it. But oh well.
:-X
I can't even joke about that being hot. I like to think of women struggling to push out little bite size snickers sized turds and it smelling like flowers and when she wipes it's always one of those poops where nothing is left behind.
:-X
I can't even joke about that being hot. I like to think of women struggling to push out little bite size snickers sized turds and it smelling like flowers and when she wipes it's always one of those poops where nothing is left behind.
But this is accurate, isn't it? This is the way it works, right? :worried