THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:54:24 PM
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The answer is COFFEE
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I'll drink a cup to that!
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- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out
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WRONG—Conan, what is best in life?
(http://longboxgraveyard.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/arnold-conan.jpg)
"hhnnnnnnnnnnngg"
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Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.
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Candy corn
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Bach knew what was up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOaADFq9yOg
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(http://i.imgur.com/lzPxH.jpg)
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http://www.good-music-guide.com/reviews/044lyrics.htm
Recitative - Schlendrian
You wicked child, you disobedient girl, h! when will I get my way; give up coffee!
Lieschen
Father, don't be so severe! f I can't drink my bowl of coffee three times daily, then in my torment I will shrivel up like a piece of roast goat.
Aria - Lieschen
Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes, more delicious than a thousand kisses, mellower than muscatel wine. Coffee, coffee I must have, and if someone wishes to give me a treat, ah, then pour me out some coffee!
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- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out
cosigned
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try butter in your coffee (it melts, then you froth it up with a mixer), it is the most delicious thing ever. Like cappucino but much richer and tastier.
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That was already covered earlier in the thread so sit down and STFU :hurr
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Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.
War and rape is a good energy booster.
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peanut butter and jelly
triple-decker
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I have a few tips that makes coffee awesome. Before I brew I put a little bit of brown sugar in the carafe. This gives it a nice taste. For creamer I only use heavy whipping cream. Yum!
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Sex.
Still undefeated :bow
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Jerking off definitely
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holy crap, its am nintenho :bow
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omg it's morning gonna drink a cup and then another cup omg omg
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Pooping without tearing your sphincter.
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posting on thebore
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Milk and Squats!!!
Just kidding, being with friends.
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Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.
War and rape is a good energy booster.
whaaaaattt
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No, he's lying Cajole, don't even think about it.
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I don't know if I can settle on a "best." But if I had to say something, beer's pretty good.
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Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.
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Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.
I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"
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Weeks? I'm involuntarily tugging it any moment I have to myself after about three days.
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Two times a day to keep prostate cancer away
Three times yesterday. First out of habit, second out of desperation. Third time I wasn't even thinking
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(http://userealbutter.com/recipe_photos/salmon-avocado-eel-roll7.jpg)
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I'm glad I hate the taste of coffee. It keeps me from drinking it too often, so when I really do need it, it works all day.
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Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.
I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"
Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.
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finally, the Catholic priesthood makes sense to me.
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Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.
or you could just, you know, have real sex
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or just DRINK COFFEE which is better than and subsumes all of the above anyway
unfortunately due to being pretty sensitive to caffeine I won't be able to have any more coffee for another, like, 14 hours :'( :'( :'(
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there can be a huge difference between types of coffee and the caffeine response, btw. Get the best beans you can find (look for the 'Q-Grade' certification), grind while fresh and you shouldn't suffer the jitters etc overly.
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Sitting on the dock at my cottage with a glass of wine, some belgian chocolate and a good book. Bliss.
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What is best in life:
- Finding a new porn video clip on xvideos, xhamster, or tube8 of a porn star I like
- Jacking off to porn stars I used to like years ago (Julia Bond, Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Penny Flame, etc.) for old times sake
- Catassing a Musou title or a TV series I like that is streaming on Netflix (I did this for Breaking Bad and Mad Men, among others)
- Post-dump euphoria - that great feeling you have after you've taken a giant shit
Also coffee makes me more tired, not less. I have no idea how to explain that one.
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Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.
or you could just, you know, have real sex
For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.
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Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.
or you could just, you know, have real sex
For people with probable autism laziness, this is too much work to make happen.
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Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!
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Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!
No worries. Even if you were to go on a date with a woman, her vagina would be sahara-dry by the time you would be talking about your pokeymans anyway.
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Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.
or you could just, you know, have real sex
For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.
hey it worked for me! but then again i'm a pretty motherfucker
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Buffalo hot sauce
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Hey baby, I caught them all.
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Seeing your favourite artist live.
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I live my life by the '3 Ps'
Pussy, Painkiller, Pills and Weed
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I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life. Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.
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Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.
Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.
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Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.
Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.
Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.
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Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.
Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.
Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.
the crevasse! fill it! with your mighty seeeeeeeed
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Joe is a man after my own
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Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.
Like this party:
(http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/events/flyer/2012/4/us-0421-345551-front.jpg)
Or this party: :omg Sasha :omg
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/529506_10150697510878025_93536443024_9380092_837326271_n.jpg)
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I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life. Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.
no whats worse is when the engine in your car decides to burn up three months before you go on vacation. anyone have a couple thousand lying around they wanna donate?
p.s. - Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.
NO FUCK YOU
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Driving real fast in my car- hearing the ROAR
Also peace and quiet at home without people asking me to do shit
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Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.
Like this party:
http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/events/flyer/2012/4/us-0421-345551-front.jpg
Or this party: :omg Sasha :omg
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/529506_10150697510878025_93536443024_9380092_837326271_n.jpg)
Where is Digweed?!?!