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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:54:24 PM

Title: What is best in life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:54:24 PM
The answer is COFFEE
Title: What is best in life?
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 03, 2012, 11:55:23 PM
I'll drink a cup to that!
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Post by: Powerslave on April 03, 2012, 11:55:37 PM
- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out
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Post by: Robo on April 03, 2012, 11:56:31 PM
WRONG—Conan, what is best in life?

(http://longboxgraveyard.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/arnold-conan.jpg)

"hhnnnnnnnnnnngg"
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:58:17 PM
Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2012, 12:16:38 AM
Candy corn
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2012, 12:21:26 AM
Bach knew what was up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOaADFq9yOg
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Post by: MCD on April 04, 2012, 12:22:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lzPxH.jpg)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2012, 01:46:22 AM
http://www.good-music-guide.com/reviews/044lyrics.htm


Recitative - Schlendrian
You wicked child, you disobedient girl, h! when will I get my way; give up coffee!

Lieschen
Father, don't be so severe! f I can't drink my bowl of coffee three times daily, then in my torment I will shrivel up like a piece of roast goat.

Aria - Lieschen
Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes, more delicious than a thousand kisses, mellower than muscatel wine. Coffee, coffee I must have, and if someone wishes to give me a treat, ah, then pour me out some coffee!
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Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2012, 02:12:52 AM
- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out
cosigned
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2012, 02:16:24 AM
try butter in your coffee (it melts, then you froth it up with a mixer), it is the most delicious thing ever. Like cappucino but much richer and tastier.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2012, 02:18:50 AM
That was already covered earlier in the thread so sit down and STFU :hurr
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 04, 2012, 05:10:13 AM
Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.

War and rape is a good energy booster.
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 07:30:40 AM
peanut butter and jelly

triple-decker
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 04, 2012, 08:01:20 AM
I have a few tips that makes coffee awesome. Before I brew I put a little bit of brown sugar in the carafe. This gives it a nice taste. For creamer I only use heavy whipping cream. Yum!
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 04, 2012, 09:16:11 AM
Sex.

Still undefeated :bow
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Post by: demi on April 04, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
Jerking off definitely
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Post by: Robo on April 04, 2012, 10:24:52 AM
holy crap, its am nintenho  :bow
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2012, 11:00:47 AM
omg it's morning gonna drink a cup and then another cup omg omg
Title: What is best in life?
Post by: Reb on April 04, 2012, 12:08:02 PM
Pooping without tearing your sphincter.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2012, 12:10:20 PM
posting on thebore
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Post by: Skidmark on April 04, 2012, 04:26:50 PM
Milk and Squats!!!


Just kidding, being with friends.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on April 04, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.

War and rape is a good energy booster.

whaaaaattt
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Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2012, 04:34:09 PM
No, he's lying Cajole, don't even think about it.
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Post by: Steve Youngblood on April 04, 2012, 04:44:18 PM
I don't know if I can settle on a "best." But if I had to say something, beer's pretty good.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 05:10:05 PM
Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2012, 05:11:50 PM
Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.

I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"
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Post by: Robo on April 04, 2012, 05:11:57 PM
Weeks?  I'm involuntarily tugging it any moment I have to myself after about three days.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
Two times a day to keep prostate cancer away

Three times yesterday. First out of habit, second out of desperation. Third time I wasn't even thinking
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Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2012, 05:18:26 PM
(http://userealbutter.com/recipe_photos/salmon-avocado-eel-roll7.jpg)
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Post by: Hock on April 04, 2012, 06:02:09 PM
I'm glad I hate the taste of coffee. It keeps me from drinking it too often, so when I really do need it, it works all day.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM
Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.

I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams.  With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid.   Its best in life.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2012, 07:40:13 PM
finally, the Catholic priesthood makes sense to me.
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 07:46:15 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams.  With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid.   Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex
Title: Re: What is best in life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2012, 07:58:07 PM
or just DRINK COFFEE which is better than and subsumes all of the above anyway

unfortunately due to being pretty sensitive to caffeine I won't be able to have any more coffee for another, like, 14 hours  :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
there can be a huge difference between types of coffee and the caffeine response, btw. Get the best beans you can find (look for the 'Q-Grade' certification), grind while fresh and you shouldn't suffer the jitters etc overly.
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Post by: Inspector Thatcher on April 04, 2012, 10:30:21 PM
Sitting on the dock at my cottage with a glass of wine, some belgian chocolate and a good book.  Bliss.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2012, 11:07:34 PM
What is best in life:

- Finding a new porn video clip on xvideos, xhamster, or tube8 of a porn star I like

- Jacking off to porn stars I used to like years ago (Julia Bond, Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Penny Flame, etc.) for old times sake

- Catassing a Musou title or a TV series I like that is streaming on Netflix (I did this for Breaking Bad and Mad Men, among others)

- Post-dump euphoria - that great feeling you have after you've taken a giant shit

Also coffee makes me more tired, not less.  I have no idea how to explain that one.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:19:52 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams.  With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid.   Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2012, 11:26:05 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams.  With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid.   Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable autism laziness, this is too much work to make happen.
Title: Re: What is best in life?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:32:33 PM
Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2012, 11:35:56 PM
Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!

No worries.  Even if you were to go on a date with a woman, her vagina would be sahara-dry by the time you would be talking about your pokeymans anyway.
Title: Re: What is best in life?
Post by: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 11:42:19 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams.  With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid.   Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.

hey it worked for me!  but then again i'm a pretty motherfucker
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Post by: Huff on April 04, 2012, 11:43:22 PM
Buffalo hot sauce
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:43:46 PM
Hey baby, I caught them all.
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Post by: Diunx on April 05, 2012, 12:41:48 AM
Seeing your favourite artist live.
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 05, 2012, 12:47:07 AM
I live my life by the '3 Ps'

Pussy, Painkiller, Pills and Weed
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 05, 2012, 07:14:50 PM
I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life.  Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.
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Post by: Bebpo on April 05, 2012, 07:26:14 PM
Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.


Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.



 
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 05, 2012, 08:24:09 PM
Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.


Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.

Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 05, 2012, 08:26:54 PM
Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.


Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.

Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.

the crevasse! fill it! with your mighty seeeeeeeed
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Post by: demi on April 05, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
Joe is a man after my own
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Post by: tiesto on April 05, 2012, 10:38:08 PM
Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.

Like this party:

(http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/events/flyer/2012/4/us-0421-345551-front.jpg)

Or this party:  :omg Sasha :omg

(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/529506_10150697510878025_93536443024_9380092_837326271_n.jpg)
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 05, 2012, 11:07:24 PM
I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life.  Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.

no whats worse is when the engine in your car decides to burn up three months before you go on vacation.  anyone have a couple thousand lying around they wanna donate?



p.s. -
Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.

NO FUCK YOU
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2012, 11:54:46 PM
Driving real fast in my car- hearing the ROAR

Also peace and quiet at home without people asking me to do shit
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2012, 12:08:52 AM
Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.

Like this party:

http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/events/flyer/2012/4/us-0421-345551-front.jpg

Or this party:  :omg Sasha :omg

(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/529506_10150697510878025_93536443024_9380092_837326271_n.jpg)

Where is Digweed?!?!