Author Topic: What is best in life? (Read 2753 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** April 03, 2012, 11:54:24 PM »

The answer is COFFEE

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2012, 11:55:23 PM »

I'll drink a cup to that!

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2012, 11:55:37 PM »

- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2012, 11:56:31 PM »

WRONG—Conan, what is best in life?

"hhnnnnnnnnnnngg"

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2012, 11:58:17 PM »

Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:16:38 AM »

Candy corn

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:21:26 AM »

Bach knew what was up.

MCD · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:22:14 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:46:22 AM »

http://www.good-music-guide.com/reviews/044lyrics.htm

Recitative - Schlendrian
You wicked child, you disobedient girl, h! when will I get my way; give up coffee!

Lieschen
Father, don't be so severe! f I can't drink my bowl of coffee three times daily, then in my torment I will shrivel up like a piece of roast goat.

Aria - Lieschen
Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes, more delicious than a thousand kisses, mellower than muscatel wine. Coffee, coffee I must have, and if someone wishes to give me a treat, ah, then pour me out some coffee!

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:12:52 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 03, 2012, 11:55:37 PM

- sleeping when you're supposed to get up
- food
- drinking cold water during work-out

cosigned

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:16:24 AM »

try butter in your coffee (it melts, then you froth it up with a mixer), it is the most delicious thing ever. Like cappucino but much richer and tastier.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:18:50 AM »

That was already covered earlier in the thread so sit down and STFU

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:10:13 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:58:17 PM

Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.

War and rape is a good energy booster.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:30:40 AM »

peanut butter and jelly

triple-decker

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2012, 08:01:20 AM »

I have a few tips that makes coffee awesome. Before I brew I put a little bit of brown sugar in the carafe. This gives it a nice taste. For creamer I only use heavy whipping cream. Yum!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2012, 09:16:11 AM »

Quote from: Borys on April 04, 2012, 07:49:24 AM

Sex.

Still undefeated

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »

Jerking off definitely

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2012, 10:24:52 AM »

holy crap, its am nintenho

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:00:47 AM »

omg it's morning gonna drink a cup and then another cup omg omg

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:08:02 PM »

Pooping without tearing your sphincter.

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:10:20 PM »

posting on thebore

Skidmark · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2012, 04:26:50 PM »

Milk and Squats!!!

Just kidding, being with friends.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 04, 2012, 05:10:13 AM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2012, 11:58:17 PM
Conan (and Genghis Khan) only had to settle for that stuff because coffee hadn't been invented yet back in barbarian times.

War and rape is a good energy booster.

whaaaaattt

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2012, 04:34:09 PM »

No, he's lying Cajole, don't even think about it.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2012, 04:44:18 PM »

I don't know if I can settle on a "best." But if I had to say something, beer's pretty good.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:10:05 PM »

Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:11:50 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 05:10:05 PM

Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.

I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:11:57 PM »

Weeks? I'm involuntarily tugging it any moment I have to myself after about three days.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:15:25 PM »

Two times a day to keep prostate cancer away

Three times yesterday. First out of habit, second out of desperation. Third time I wasn't even thinking

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2012, 05:18:26 PM »

Hock · « **Reply #30 on:** April 04, 2012, 06:02:09 PM »

I'm glad I hate the taste of coffee. It keeps me from drinking it too often, so when I really do need it, it works all day.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #31 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2012, 05:11:50 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 05:10:05 PM
Jerking it after a few weeks of going without.

I could cosign this if amended to "after 24 hours of going without"

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #32 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:40:13 PM »

finally, the Catholic priesthood makes sense to me.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #33 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:46:15 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:58:07 PM »

or just DRINK COFFEE which is better than and subsumes all of the above anyway

unfortunately due to being pretty sensitive to caffeine I won't be able to have any more coffee for another, like, 14 hours :'( :'( :'(

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #35 on:** April 04, 2012, 08:33:13 PM »

there can be a huge difference between types of coffee and the caffeine response, btw. Get the best beans you can find (look for the 'Q-Grade' certification), grind while fresh and you shouldn't suffer the jitters etc overly.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #36 on:** April 04, 2012, 10:30:21 PM »

Sitting on the dock at my cottage with a glass of wine, some belgian chocolate and a good book. Bliss.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:07:34 PM »

What is best in life:

- Finding a new porn video clip on xvideos, xhamster, or tube8 of a porn star I like

- Jacking off to porn stars I used to like years ago (Julia Bond, Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Penny Flame, etc.) for old times sake

- Catassing a Musou title or a TV series I like that is streaming on Netflix (I did this for Breaking Bad and Mad Men, among others)

- Post-dump euphoria - that great feeling you have after you've taken a giant shit

Also coffee makes me more tired, not less. I have no idea how to explain that one.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #38 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 07:46:15 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #39 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:26:05 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:19:52 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 07:46:15 PM
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable ~~autism~~ laziness, this is too much work to make happen.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #40 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:32:33 PM »

Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #41 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:35:56 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:32:33 PM

Don't project your dry spell on to me, buddy. I'll take my avoidance issues and call them whatever the hell I want!

No worries. Even if you were to go on a date with a woman, her vagina would be sahara-dry by the time you would be talking about your pokeymans anyway.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #42 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:42:19 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 11:19:52 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 04, 2012, 07:46:15 PM
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 04, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

Nah, see if you can hold off for about 2 weeks, you consistently get wet dreams. With enough practice you can make said wet dreams lucid. Its best in life.

or you could just, you know, have real sex

For people with probable autism, this is too much work to make happen.

hey it worked for me! but then again i'm a pretty motherfucker

Huff · « **Reply #43 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:43:22 PM »

Buffalo hot sauce

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #44 on:** April 04, 2012, 11:43:46 PM »

Hey baby, I caught them all.

Diunx · « **Reply #45 on:** April 05, 2012, 12:41:48 AM »

Seeing your favourite artist live.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #46 on:** April 05, 2012, 12:47:07 AM »

I live my life by the '3 Ps'

Pussy, Painkiller, Pills and Weed

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #47 on:** April 05, 2012, 07:14:50 PM »

I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life. Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.

Bebpo · « **Reply #48 on:** April 05, 2012, 07:26:14 PM »

Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.

Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #49 on:** April 05, 2012, 08:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 05, 2012, 07:26:14 PM

Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.

Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.

Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #50 on:** April 05, 2012, 08:26:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 05, 2012, 08:24:09 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on April 05, 2012, 07:26:14 PM
Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.

Alternatively, laying down on a beach or in grassy field and enjoying the same.

Climbing a mountain and then jacking off.

the crevasse! fill it! with your mighty seeeeeeeed

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** April 05, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »

Joe is a man after my own

tiesto · « **Reply #52 on:** April 05, 2012, 10:38:08 PM »

Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.

Like this party:

Or this party:

Sasha

Positive Touch · « **Reply #53 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:07:24 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on April 05, 2012, 07:14:50 PM

I just wanna chime in again to say what is worst in life. Realizing your wallet is missing and turning your apartment upside down to no avail.

no whats worse is when the engine in your car decides to burn up three months before you go on vacation. anyone have a couple thousand lying around they wanna donate?

p.s. -

Quote from: Bebpo on April 05, 2012, 07:26:14 PM

Driving in a convertible with the top down on a nice day on a road with no traffic and just the wind and smells of the earth surrounding your senses.

NO FUCK YOU

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #54 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:54:46 PM »

Driving real fast in my car- hearing the ROAR

Also peace and quiet at home without people asking me to do shit

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #55 on:** April 06, 2012, 12:08:52 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 05, 2012, 10:38:08 PM

Going to dance parties is one of my favorite things to do. Loud, banging house music and hot scantilly clad skanky raver chicks.

Like this party:

http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/events/flyer/2012/4/us-0421-345551-front.jpg

Or this party: Sasha

(Image removed from quote.)

Where is Digweed?!?!

News:

Author Topic: What is best in life? (Read 2753 times)