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Title: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 01:26:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eWYkd.jpg)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 01:27:26 PM
:bow
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:32:29 PM
Summary of E3 2012:
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 01:37:23 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/rr2irs.png)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 01:57:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Bzy3p.jpg)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 01:58:15 PM
fits better here:

MS: "Hockey and dancin' all day erry day."

Sony: "We have games, lots of games, coming! Here's three of them. Oh, thanks for the $250, you can use that hunk of shit as a controller now. Or something. Now let's all read a book."

Nintendo: "We have finally accepted that our fanbase is a bunch of diaper-wearing grown men. He's a virtual version of one of those inflatable ball pits for them to jump around in."


Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony:
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/042010/1271824064_little-girl-parking-bike.gif)

Ubisoft:
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/042011/kid-parking-skills.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 02:12:11 PM
Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony:
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/042010/1271824064_little-girl-parking-bike.gif)

Ubisoft:
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/042011/kid-parking-skills.gif)

the fact the first gif doesn't work is funny because even that still describes their conferences well :lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 02:27:57 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Atramental on June 05, 2012, 02:54:40 PM
[img]http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif[img]
:rofl
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 03:58:41 PM
TGS typically has the kinds of games I'm interested in. E3 is just fun for the train wrecks.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: choco parfait on June 05, 2012, 04:19:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VejlMi8XB5c
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 06:05:54 PM
LOL nerds

Tits over games any day!
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 06:06:35 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)

Saving this. What an embarrassment.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 07:00:43 PM
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/39/2227615-aupikp0ciaeqedw_super_16.jpg)

(http://i.minus.com/jwnKngLN77llf.jpg)

Shittin' asteroids on Miis

Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mhfMg.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Atramental on June 06, 2012, 01:08:40 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ibc5mC2TsGVsFd.gif)

&

(http://i.minus.com/iVdYWZSomiFBF.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 01:25:20 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 01:45:01 AM
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/39/2227615-aupikp0ciaeqedw_super_16.jpg)


:lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2012, 12:22:20 PM
My biggest disappointment is that pretty much everything that isn't Halo or CoD has been moved to 2013.

I think ZOE Collection, Resident Evil 6, Assassin's Creed III and 2nd Super Robot Wars OG are the only games I'm getting in the Fall. But 2013? Holy shit my wallet is already crying.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2012, 01:23:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/twefc.png)

Waka Waka
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 01:29:17 PM
I keep thinking that the Wii U controller is the white Vita.  Maybe Sony can sell some more units with this deception.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: thisismyusername on June 06, 2012, 01:39:28 PM
I keep thinking that the Wii U controller is the white Vita.  Maybe Sony can sell some more units with this deception.

They're kinda doing that with the AC3 spin-off game bundle.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Except unlike Nintendo games, AC3's spin-off game looks good
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Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 03:10:27 PM
from what i heard you're only allowed access to either 64 or 96 mb of RAM in PS Suite (i forget which, but it is low)

maybe they will relax those rules after vita is buried, but there won't be vita-quality games coming out of PSN Mobile for a while
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 03:12:36 PM
Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony Conferences:

(http://www.abload.de/img/61556221qaqptbo20yu9v.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 03:34:26 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: T-Short on June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM
Jarosh'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6d_bq8aFA4
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:15:36 PM
there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments :rofl
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2012, 04:20:13 PM
TRUTH BOMBS DROPPED
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:33:19 PM
Jarosh'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6d_bq8aFA4

oh my god this is amazing,i'm dying of laughter :rofl

"and now with the power of the kine"
*explode*
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 04:47:21 PM
there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments :rofl
Quote
1. Your Reaction Will Determine Wii U's Price

Excited about Wii U's games, features, or online connectivity? Don't be too emphatic about it -- doing so could cost you in the long run.

Nintendo admitted in 2010 that it decided to charge a higher price for the Nintendo 3DS after seeing the fan reaction. Consequently, instead of charging a reasonable price (somewhere between $160 and $190 would have made sense), Nintendo attempted to sell the handheld for $249.99.

If you want a Wii U, feel free to share your desire with the world. But don't be too crazy about it. Otherwise the rumored price tag of $350 to $450 could become a reality.

yes $50 wiiu

Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
Jarosh'd
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Funny the sony conference is missing guess the Assassin Creed part, Beyond two souls part, and the God of War part don't count as boom....oh wait this is from neogaf no surprise back to watching japanese girls with their white panties showing. Also anyone up for some rape and incest threads.
googleme3 13 minutes ago
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2012, 04:48:20 PM
Jarosh'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6d_bq8aFA4

:bow Jarosh :bow2
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:53:24 PM
why jarosh don't post on the bore?
he's a coo guy

spoiler (click to show/hide)
we are talking about the guy with green sock puppet avatar right?
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Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 04:55:34 PM
So I don't recall seeing anyone mention this, but I think PSN Mobile is their way of killing off their handheld division. Its not a bad move either.

How much longer do you think it'll be before a mobile phone could push the detail the Vita does today? A year? Maybe a few months more? The Vita never seemed to have a long life expectancy anyhow.

PlayStation Mobile is fully compatible with Vita. In fact, a regular old Vita is the cheapest devkit someone could use for it. The SDK costs $99 and is in open beta.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 07:51:21 PM
:bow jarosh :bow2
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 07:53:12 PM
there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments :rofl

uses chartzzzzzzz :yuck
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2012, 09:29:30 PM
Jarosh'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6d_bq8aFA4

Wow, his best video by far.

Also, what were some of those games?  I could tell what Tomb Raider was but the rest were so generic that they all just kind of ran into each other.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2012, 09:33:08 PM
I think that was kind of the point.

Also, I personally will always have a soft spot for the wii music e3 video with Ravi Drums. 
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM
Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

This E3 was complete sack
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2012, 11:00:28 PM
E3 was crappppppppppp shoulda cancelled it and made up something about being sick
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 11:03:29 PM
At least there were still hot chicks?
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 11:06:30 PM
At least there were still hot chicks?

(http://i.minus.com/ik44STQqWR0F.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2012, 11:08:00 PM
Jarosh nailed it. Next year I demand actual exploding presenters at E3.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 11:10:06 PM
E3 was crappppppppppp shoulda cancelled it and made up something about being sick

sputtering, stammering end of a console generation, all awkward pause all the time
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 11:20:09 PM
lol, I just watched the jarosh video, best conference of E3 by far
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 11:32:03 PM
Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

This E3 was complete sack

There's still Unreal Engine 4 on Friday!...

yeah, E3 this year was: here's video of games you know about but can't play until 2013.  The two big announcements are next gen teases.

Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 11:36:35 PM
Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

Platinum game for Wii that looked like Pikmin for "adults". Otherwise there's the XBLA stuff like that Angry Birds game and the new game from the Toy Soldiers developers.

But otherwise... yeah :gloomy
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: MCD on June 07, 2012, 01:11:08 AM
JAROOOOSH

LMAO
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 07, 2012, 01:27:16 AM
there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments :rofl
Quote
According to VGChartz's listing for consoles and handhelds, the 3DS has now sold nearly 18 million units worldwide.
ugh
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 07, 2012, 03:00:03 AM
There's still one more day left for them to announce Shenmue III
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 05:37:07 AM
smh @ the tall white blonde girl a the persona stand. should be fired for not being uguu enough
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2012, 08:19:27 AM
All of them aren't that good lookin'.  :-\ The only one that actually looks "model"-like (and looks like the old E3 booth-girls/skimpy-outfits-tits-and-ass!) is the Tekken Tag Tournament 2 model near the car.

Speaking of which, I miss those type of posts. Since E3 toned down there's been less booth girls, hasn't there?
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2012, 09:05:33 AM
smh @ the tall white blonde girl a the persona stand. should be fired for not being uguu enough

Blonde white girl and Persona? Sounds good to me!
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 09:08:14 AM
allow me to caption every one of those booth girl pics:

"I can't wait to get home and scrape this layer of dirtperson residue off my skin."
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 09:15:16 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Barry Egan on June 07, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
:lol that post is a riot.  "eww, these girls are nowhere near my standards.......do you have any more pix?"
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 11:04:46 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/Xpeup.jpg)

goddamn I love that Teddie t-shirt! best booth babe as I am sure she actually plays Atlus games. Uh, marry me Atlus babe.
Title: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 11:29:55 AM
Thisismyusername likes penesia, peeps.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: demi on June 07, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
That Bearsona shirt is hot as fukk. I want one.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2012, 01:13:00 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7071/7347369204_3285ca6c24_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: demi on June 07, 2012, 01:18:00 PM
That's too funny.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2012, 01:18:39 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7071/7347369204_3285ca6c24_b.jpg)

I guess Mupepe is preparing for hangout out with Bepbo
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 07, 2012, 01:23:49 PM
THAT'S IT I'M QUITTING THIS INDUSTRY AND GOING INTO BANKING
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 01:59:41 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/Xpeup.jpg)

goddamn I love that Teddie t-shirt! best booth babe as I am sure she actually plays Atlus games. Uh, marry me Atlus babe.

Pretty sure this is a guy.  The Japanese love skinny effeminate guys with long hair. 
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Takao on June 07, 2012, 02:08:36 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7071/7347369204_3285ca6c24_b.jpg)

Bwahahaha
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 07, 2012, 02:13:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KE7Fq.jpg)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 02:28:02 PM
Mass Effect is on the PS3 as well.  It's probably a sfag
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: demi on June 07, 2012, 02:29:03 PM
Mass Effect 3 is coming to WiiU probably Andrex, with his Android phone
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck? 
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2012, 02:42:27 PM
I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2012, 02:48:50 PM
Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck?

That's a video recorder, not a digital camera. But yeah, it's weird why he wouldn't use that over a shitty DPI on his phone, probably.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 03:12:20 PM
Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck?

That's a video recorder, not a digital camera. But yeah, it's weird why he wouldn't use that over a shitty DPI on his phone, probably.

So he can immediately tweet it all his friends "OMG I saw sum gurls! *jizzzzzz*"
Title: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 03:20:26 PM
Beer gut, Mass Effect jacket, derp face.

Looks like basement Xbox nerd alright.

Plus a chubby.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 03:22:45 PM
To be fair, 3D tits are pretty amazing when you see them for the first time.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Beezy on June 07, 2012, 03:23:57 PM
I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles
:lol
Title: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 03:27:53 PM
Alternatively, look at the guy behind him. Wow. Why can't dirtpeople look like that?
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 03:32:34 PM
Dude behind chubs needs to do some squats. 
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 03:33:20 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2012, 03:35:22 PM
yeah that calf muscle is as flat as shaka's chest
Title: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 03:42:01 PM
Dude behind chubs needs to do some squats.

Definitely. All over my face.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Brehvolution on June 07, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
Beer gut, Mass Effect jacket, derp face.

Looks like basement Xbox nerd alright.

That's not a beer gut. It's a Mountain Dew/Gamefuel gut.
He's too much of a pussy to drink beer.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2012, 03:52:32 PM
I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles

The only way that picture would be any better is if his fly was accidentally left down.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2012, 04:20:42 PM
That pic > E3
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 08, 2012, 02:10:18 PM
Jane from the Ubisoft booth at E3 - m4w - 27 (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mis/3064598953.html)

Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
Quote
and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand

See, Devo, there is one conscientious man in this world.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 08, 2012, 03:11:28 PM
I wrote a letter she should have got it yesterday
That life could be better by being together
is what I cannot explain to Jane

Jane, desired by the people at the school and work
Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk
Jane, Jane
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 08, 2012, 04:32:16 PM
The middle girl in the Darkstalkers trio and the Startrek girl. Thanks.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 08, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2012, 05:58:01 PM
LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  unless you'd be willing to take a bbc while I watched?...well I'll be here if you change your mind.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 08, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
 yeah too bad PD.# and Humu werent that.  We coulda filmed "suck my big black joystick".
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 08, 2012, 06:22:56 PM
Well, sometimes certainly drunk on wankery.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2012, 08:31:39 PM
Quote
and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand

See, Devo, there is one conscientious man in this world.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: choco parfait on June 08, 2012, 10:04:46 PM
LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

Gosh, you're so cool? Maybe she was just trying to make her job less miserable and you were able to pretend like you had more than half a brain?
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2012, 11:19:14 PM
Sometimes I wear a fake wedding ring when I go out just so the ladies don't get too excited. We irresistible sexual dynamos frequently use this technique to keep our sanity
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 11:21:23 PM
Jane from the Ubisoft booth at E3 - m4w - 27 (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mis/3064598953.html)

(http://i.minus.com/ib0b2PuLahQzc6.gif)
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2012, 11:44:40 PM
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6049/janeubi.jpg)

GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2012, 11:49:19 PM
LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

Unlike women irl, porn never disappoints me.  Maybe I just need to hire some AAA pornstar escorts.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: The Sceneman on June 08, 2012, 11:49:42 PM
E3 must be absolute torture for nerbos. All these hot babes everywhere who are paid to act nice to them. They must return to their hotel rooms with giant aching balls.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: pickle on June 09, 2012, 12:21:06 AM
E3 must be absolute torture for nerbos. All these hot babes everywhere who are paid to act nice to them. They must return to their hotel rooms with giant aching balls.

I feel sorry for the cleaners. There's only so many semen-clogged shower drains one can deal with in a day. The collective force of the E3 audience probably fucks up the plumbing in that regard.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Trent Dole on June 09, 2012, 12:30:18 AM
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6049/janeubi.jpg)

GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE
Love forever alone man on the left of the photo. :lol
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Diunx on June 09, 2012, 01:38:20 AM
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6049/janeubi.jpg)

GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE

6/10

too skinny.
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: benjipwns on June 15, 2012, 03:08:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeJWAepHkxk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eNT8EIBXcE
Title: Re: Summary of E3 2012
Post by: Bebpo on June 15, 2012, 05:12:31 AM
First part had some pretty funny bits  :lol