Author Topic: Summary of E3 2012 (Read 16478 times)

Bebpo · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:32:29 PM »

Summary of E3 2012:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:37:23 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:57:06 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:58:15 PM »

fits better here:

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 05, 2012, 01:30:12 PM

MS: "Hockey and dancin' all day erry day."

Sony: "We have games, lots of games, coming! Here's three of them. Oh, thanks for the $250, you can use that hunk of shit as a controller now. Or something. Now let's all read a book."

Nintendo: "We have finally accepted that our fanbase is a bunch of diaper-wearing grown men. He's a virtual version of one of those inflatable ball pits for them to jump around in."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2012, 02:09:57 PM »

Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony:

Ubisoft:

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2012, 02:12:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 02:09:57 PM

Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony:
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Ubisoft:
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the fact the first gif doesn't work is funny because even that still describes their conferences well

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2012, 02:27:57 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2012, 02:54:40 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 02:27:57 PM

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2012, 03:58:41 PM »

TGS typically has the kinds of games I'm interested in. E3 is just fun for the train wrecks.

choco parfait · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:19:25 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2012, 06:05:54 PM »

LOL nerds

Tits over games any day!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2012, 06:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 02:27:57 PM

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Saving this. What an embarrassment.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:00:43 PM »

Shittin' asteroids on Miis

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2012, 07:37:32 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:08:40 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:25:20 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:45:01 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 07:00:43 PM

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2012, 12:22:20 PM »

My biggest disappointment is that pretty much everything that isn't Halo or CoD has been moved to 2013.

I think ZOE Collection, Resident Evil 6, Assassin's Creed III and 2nd Super Robot Wars OG are the only games I'm getting in the Fall. But 2013? Holy shit my wallet is already crying.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:23:21 PM »

Waka Waka

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:29:17 PM »

I keep thinking that the Wii U controller is the white Vita. Maybe Sony can sell some more units with this deception.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2012, 01:39:28 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 01:29:17 PM

I keep thinking that the Wii U controller is the white Vita. Maybe Sony can sell some more units with this deception.

They're kinda doing that with the AC3 spin-off game bundle.

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Except unlike Nintendo games, AC3's spin-off game looks good

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2012, 03:10:27 PM »

from what i heard you're only allowed access to either 64 or 96 mb of RAM in PS Suite (i forget which, but it is low)

maybe they will relax those rules after vita is buried, but there won't be vita-quality games coming out of PSN Mobile for a while

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2012, 03:12:36 PM »

Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony Conferences:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2012, 03:34:26 PM »

T-Short · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM »

Jarosh'd

magus · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:15:36 PM »

there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:20:13 PM »

TRUTH BOMBS DROPPED

magus · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM

Jarosh'd

oh my god this is amazing,i'm dying of laughter

"and now with the power of the kine"
*explode*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:47:21 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:15:36 PM

there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments

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1. Your Reaction Will Determine Wii U's Price

Excited about Wii U's games, features, or online connectivity? Don't be too emphatic about it -- doing so could cost you in the long run.

Nintendo admitted in 2010 that it decided to charge a higher price for the Nintendo 3DS after seeing the fan reaction. Consequently, instead of charging a reasonable price (somewhere between $160 and $190 would have made sense), Nintendo attempted to sell the handheld for $249.99.

If you want a Wii U, feel free to share your desire with the world. But don't be too crazy about it. Otherwise the rumored price tag of $350 to $450 could become a reality.

yes $50 wiiu

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:47:52 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM

Jarosh'd

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Funny the sony conference is missing guess the Assassin Creed part, Beyond two souls part, and the God of War part don't count as boom....oh wait this is from neogaf no surprise back to watching japanese girls with their white panties showing. Also anyone up for some rape and incest threads.
googleme3 13 minutes ago

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM

Jarosh'd

Jarosh

magus · « **Reply #33 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:53:24 PM »

why jarosh don't post on the bore?
he's a coo guy

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we are talking about the guy with green sock puppet avatar right?

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Takao · « **Reply #34 on:** June 06, 2012, 04:55:34 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 06, 2012, 01:45:10 PM

So I don't recall seeing anyone mention this, but I think PSN Mobile is their way of killing off their handheld division. Its not a bad move either.

How much longer do you think it'll be before a mobile phone could push the detail the Vita does today? A year? Maybe a few months more? The Vita never seemed to have a long life expectancy anyhow.

PlayStation Mobile is fully compatible with Vita. In fact, a regular old Vita is the cheapest devkit someone could use for it. The SDK costs $99 and is in open beta.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 06, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »

jarosh

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 06, 2012, 07:53:12 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:15:36 PM

there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments

uses chartzzzzzzz

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on June 06, 2012, 04:04:49 PM

Jarosh'd

Wow, his best video by far.

Also, what were some of those games? I could tell what Tomb Raider was but the rest were so generic that they all just kind of ran into each other.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:33:08 PM »

I think that was kind of the point.

Also, I personally will always have a soft spot for the wii music e3 video with Ravi Drums.

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM »

Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

This E3 was complete sack

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:00:28 PM »

E3 was crappppppppppp shoulda cancelled it and made up something about being sick

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:03:29 PM »

At least there were still hot chicks?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #42 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 11:03:29 PM

At least there were still hot chicks?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #43 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:08:00 PM »

Jarosh nailed it. Next year I demand actual exploding presenters at E3.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:10:06 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2012, 11:00:28 PM

E3 was crappppppppppp shoulda cancelled it and made up something about being sick

sputtering, stammering end of a console generation, all awkward pause all the time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:20:09 PM »

lol, I just watched the jarosh video, best conference of E3 by far

cool breeze · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:32:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM

Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

This E3 was complete sack

There's still Unreal Engine 4 on Friday!...

yeah, E3 this year was: here's video of games you know about but can't play until 2013. The two big announcements are next gen teases.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:36:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM

Was Watch Dogs literally the only surprise game?

Platinum game for Wii that looked like Pikmin for "adults". Otherwise there's the XBLA stuff like that Angry Birds game and the new game from the Toy Soldiers developers.

But otherwise... yeah

MCD · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:11:08 AM »

JAROOOOSH

LMAO

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #49 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:27:16 AM »

Quote from: magus on June 06, 2012, 04:15:36 PM

there are so many e3 sucks thread i couldn't pick one,this one will do

http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2644550/nintendos-disappointing-wii-u-showing-will-lead-to-the-demise-of-console-gaming
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/06/2647265/nintendo-shares-plummet-after-wii-u-showing
http://www.benzinga.com/tech/12/06/2648028/five-things-nintendo-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-its-e3-2012-press-conference

the butthurt in the comments

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According to VGChartz's listing for consoles and handhelds, the 3DS has now sold nearly 18 million units worldwide.

ugh

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #50 on:** June 07, 2012, 03:00:03 AM »

There's still one more day left for them to announce Shenmue III

pilonv1 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 07, 2012, 05:37:07 AM »

smh @ the tall white blonde girl a the persona stand. should be fired for not being uguu enough

thisismyusername · « **Reply #52 on:** June 07, 2012, 08:19:27 AM »

All of them aren't that good lookin'. $:-\$ The only one that actually looks "model"-like (and looks like the old E3 booth-girls/skimpy-outfits-tits-and-ass!) is the Tekken Tag Tournament 2 model near the car.

Speaking of which, I miss those type of posts. Since E3 toned down there's been less booth girls, hasn't there?

tiesto · « **Reply #53 on:** June 07, 2012, 09:05:33 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 05:37:07 AM

smh @ the tall white blonde girl a the persona stand. should be fired for not being uguu enough

Blonde white girl and Persona? Sounds good to me!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #54 on:** June 07, 2012, 09:08:14 AM »

allow me to caption every one of those booth girl pics:

"I can't wait to get home and scrape this layer of dirtperson residue off my skin."

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #55 on:** June 07, 2012, 09:15:16 AM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #56 on:** June 07, 2012, 10:01:40 AM »

that post is a riot. "eww, these girls are nowhere near my standards.......do you have any more pix?"

The Sceneman · « **Reply #57 on:** June 07, 2012, 11:04:46 AM »

Quote from: Borys on June 07, 2012, 03:59:15 AM

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goddamn I love that Teddie t-shirt! best booth babe as I am sure she actually plays Atlus games. Uh, marry me Atlus babe.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #58 on:** June 07, 2012, 11:29:55 AM »

Thisismyusername likes penesia, peeps.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** June 07, 2012, 12:45:16 PM »

That Bearsona shirt is hot as fukk. I want one.

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