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Title: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2012, 08:45:11 PM
Cajole's QB
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Detroit's savior
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Anyone interesting in another fantasy league? If so let's set something up (yahoo again I'm guessing)


OVER/UNDER: Peyton Manning starts 8 games
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2012, 08:47:00 PM
Hawks signed TO :lol



 :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2012, 08:50:22 PM
Hawks signed TO :lol



 :(
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I think the bankruptcy could motivate him to not be a problem. A potential problem could be that all three of your QBs are pretty young, and if TO decides to act up he'll start by screwing with them  :-\

btw I still like the Russell Wilson pick. The fact that he's competing well against Matt Flynn is a good sign
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on August 07, 2012, 08:52:35 PM
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 07, 2012, 08:55:07 PM
I wonder if the Falcons can take advantage of the Saints' situation this year.  Probably not.

In on a fantasy league; y'all bitches want me to start it?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2012, 08:55:49 PM
Yea you start it. Last dude who started it was distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2012, 08:56:21 PM
I'm already in two fantasy leagues, have fun duders.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 07, 2012, 08:56:28 PM
you just jelly cuz my QB's sexier than yours. both of 'em

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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: pilonv1 on August 08, 2012, 04:55:06 AM
(http://cmsimg.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?ArtNo=307140054&Category=SPT02&Date=20120714&Ref=AR&Site=AB)

:rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 08, 2012, 09:23:27 AM
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:bow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 08, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
Look at those small hands.

And yea I'm down for fantasy again
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on August 08, 2012, 11:02:10 AM
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 :bow  ugliest QB in the game  :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 08, 2012, 11:52:21 AM
Hawks signed TO :lol



 :(

...plus Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow.  I say we really fuck shit up and sign Plaxico too.


I'm not sure what's going to happen with this team this year.  The Seahawks are normally hard to figure out to begin with but there's so many variables going on right now that it could either be boom or bust.  Hell, even the new uniforms are confusing.   

I'm kind of excited about seeing Flynn and Wilson play though, Wilson especially.  I think that guy can ball.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2012, 02:36:45 PM
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1. Will Jahvid Best play football this year, or ever again?

The honest and accurate answer is, nobody knows right now. His fate is in the hands of a group of doctors and specialists who have been running him through a gantlet of tests for months.

Nobody wants to give up hope. Nobody wants such a promising career to end this abruptly. But Best isn't dealing with the possibility of walking with a limp when he's older; he's dealing with the possibility of not recognizing loved ones.

It has been more than nine months since Best suffered his second concussion last season. If he's not ready for contact now, after that much time, what's going to change? And, who knows what happens the next time his head gets slammed?

Think about this, too: If he does play and he suffers another brain injury, would you want to be the doctor who cleared him? So far, it is my understanding that lawyers are not part of the process. But you know they are hovering nearby.
From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120808/SPORTS0101/208080328#ixzz22ytIH1y9

This is some sad shit. Yea it sucks his career is likely over for us, but more importantly he's reaching a point where he'll certainly have major problems later in life. Hell, he probably has reached it already.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2012, 11:12:56 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 11:16:00 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?
Damned if I know...  ???
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 09, 2012, 11:34:24 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?
Damned if I know...  ???

Then how are you a Dolphins fan?  ???
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
Sometimes I ask myself the same thing...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2012, 12:45:02 PM
I thought Chad Henne could have been a good qb for Miami. Dunno about the new guy; iirc he only started like 16 games in college at qb
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 09, 2012, 01:16:18 PM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(

Not sure what's worse, being a jags, bucks, or dolphins fan.

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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2012, 01:25:35 PM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me.  :'(

Not sure what's worse, being a jags, bucks, or dolphins fan.

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I think you have to take Cleveland fans into consideration, what with being in Cleveland and all.
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 10, 2012, 07:56:50 PM
What is sanchez still doing in? Put in the real starter
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 10, 2012, 08:05:36 PM
49ers play tonight! :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Eric P on August 11, 2012, 07:42:57 AM
Bengals beat Jets 17-6 in Tebow's NY debut

whelp
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: pilonv1 on August 11, 2012, 08:13:38 AM
WHO DEY :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2012, 01:47:35 AM
Whoa Russell Wilson looked pretty solid tonight

also
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2012, 01:51:57 AM
TEXAS SHALL PERSEVERE

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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2012, 08:46:34 PM
Chad Johnson just got released  :lol :lol :lol
https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/statuses/234807481891692544

fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on August 14, 2012, 11:14:14 PM
Is it too late to get in on Fantasy? I'm game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2012, 11:16:55 PM
hasn't been set up yet. I'd imagine we'll get it started in a week or two
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 14, 2012, 11:20:58 PM
I'll set it up in the next day or two- I'm thinking we'll draft the Sunday BEFORE labor day weekend at around 5 or so eastern time?  Does that work for everybody?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on August 14, 2012, 11:21:54 PM
At this time it should be fine. Don't know how my work schedule is going to be but I may be getting Sundays off.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2012, 03:58:23 AM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhZvnD8K3XAKN6azz4

haha Johnson getting kicked, from Hard Knocks
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 15, 2012, 06:30:42 PM
I'm in for fantasy.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 15, 2012, 06:37:52 PM
I'll play some fantasy.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 15, 2012, 06:58:19 PM
Hawks signed TO :lol



 :(

...plus Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow.  I say we really fuck shit up and sign Plaxico too.


I'm not sure what's going to happen with this team this year.  The Seahawks are normally hard to figure out to begin with but there's so many variables going on right now that it could either be boom or bust.  Hell, even the new uniforms are confusing.   

I'm kind of excited about seeing Flynn and Wilson play though, Wilson especially.  I think that guy can ball.

OCHOCINCO. You know it must happen now. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2012, 07:37:55 PM
Well Pete Carrol did kind of turn Mike Williams' career around, maybe he can do the same for Ocho
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 15, 2012, 11:19:42 PM
League has been created; I copied the settings from last year's league and was able to invite PD and Bloodwake from that screen.  If you guys don't get the info let me know and I'll just pm it to you.  BrandNew, Huff, Awesome-O and Zero Hero, check your pm's.  Obviously, if you want in the league get in while the getting is good- as of now we have 3 more spots, but could expand to 12 if we want to.  If we can't get 10 by a week before draft day, I'll post the info in the thread.

Also, DRAFT DAY IS SUNDAY, AUGUST 26TH AT 3:45 PM EASTERN TIME.  I know this is kind of hypocritical since I missed last year's draft, but DON'T FUCKING MISS IT.  That's your first and honestly biggest responsibility of playing in the league.  I will try to move the draft back to 5-6 eastern time, but this was as good as I could do for right now.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 16, 2012, 08:58:02 AM
FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well. :violin She'll just have to  :patel
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well. :violin She'll just have to  :patel

I'll take your wife out for you that night.
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 16, 2012, 10:46:14 AM
You have to do the draft at a computer right, not on a phones app?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 16, 2012, 12:09:59 PM
You have to do the draft at a computer right, not on a phones app?

Correct
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 16, 2012, 12:58:26 PM
FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well. :violin She'll just have to  :patel

I'll take your wife out for you that night.

I'm sure she will survive the hour of worship she will be denied. I appreciate the offer though.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on August 16, 2012, 10:22:26 PM
Boom. Signed up.

Time to kick ass like my Packers are going to do all season this year!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: bdoughty on August 16, 2012, 10:33:11 PM
Rarely do I feel any pity for Jerry Jones but this lawsuit makes the McDonalds Hot Coffee lawsuits almost tolerable.


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/fan-sues-cowboys-burned-buttocks-235557660--nfl.html

"Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, received severe burns to her backside after allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium." Carillo filed a lawsuit in the District Court of Tarrant County, Texas as a result of injuries allegedly suffered when she sat on a black marble bench outside the stadium before the team's Clue and Silver Scrimmage in August of 2010. Cowboys Stadium, L.P., the Dallas Cowboys Football Club LTD, and one Jerral "Jerry" Wayne Jones are all named as defendants.


Really? We should start disbarring lawyers for taking these cases.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
I'm in
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 17, 2012, 12:29:08 PM
The Nashville Rmoneys are in
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 19, 2012, 11:41:55 PM
Guys

GUYS.  Still three more slots at least open for fantasy foosball!  You know you want in!  PM me or post in here if you're interested!  Draft is next Sunday at 4:15 pm eastern!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on August 20, 2012, 08:47:57 AM
I'm down for it.  Sending the PM now.  You guys need an easy opponent.

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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on August 20, 2012, 10:59:23 AM
As reigning champion of last year's league, I'd like in if there's a spot.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 20, 2012, 12:46:56 PM
Groogrux is already in, and I sent a pm to Tucah.  One spot left!  Get it while it's hot!  Cajole, you in?  We can laugh at you all season long as the Jets struggle to score in the double digits.

Also, let me stress again:  the draft is THIS SUNDAY AT 4:15 PM EASTERN!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2012, 01:37:23 AM
Hey guys, I'm in a keeper league and would appreciate thoughts on keeping any of these guys. I can keep up to three players I drafted in the 5th round or higher as well as any guys I picked up during the season.

Mike Williams (TB)
Percy Harvin
Tim Tebow
Detroit D
Green Bay D
Jonathan Stewart
Visanthe Shancoe
Brent Celek

I'm considering Celek and Stewart. Thoughts?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2012, 01:45:28 AM
I'd keep Harvin. He's not consistent but certainly has the potential to get you some huge numbers.

I feel sorry for whoever gets the Lions d. Yea we'll rack up sacks but our secondary is shit and we can't stop the run
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2012, 01:46:40 AM
Where would they count against your picks?  ie which round would you lose picks in for keeping those guys?  Cause honestly, depending on what else is out there I don't think I'd keep any of em.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2012, 01:51:04 AM
Where would they count against your picks?  ie which round would you lose picks in for keeping those guys?  Cause honestly, depending on what else is out there I don't think I'd keep any of em.

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1. Can keep any drafted players after round 4 of last year's draft. If undrafted, can be kept in the last round, next to last round, etc.

2. Keepers cost one round per player earlier than drafted (Draft Peyton Manning in Round 6 this year, keep him in round 5 next, etc.).

3. Can keep as many as three roster positions (ie RB,QB,K,WR,DEF,TE, etc.)

4. Cannot keep same player on same roster for more than 2 seasons (you would have the guy for 3 total if you max out, first year is drafted plus two keeper years).

I was really thinking of not keeping anyone, but just in case someone saw something there that I didn't.

Stewart was round 5. Harvin round 6 and Celek was a free agent.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2012, 02:01:03 AM
I would take a flier on Celek- keeping really late can't hurt.

I wouldn't keep anyone else.  Do a lot of research and figure out where you can get really good value for your team in each round and draft accordingly would be my recommendation.

I'm going to make a general to everyone PSA as a Falcons fan- DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE ON MATT RYAN.  He is not ready to be an elite quarterback.  Draft him as such at your own peril, everyone.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 21, 2012, 02:03:34 AM
I had Ryan the past two seasons. 2010 he got me to the championship game. 2011 he was mortal.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2012, 02:04:33 AM
but Julio Jones bro   :o
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2012, 02:06:16 AM
but Julio Jones bro   :o

Not. Buying. It.

I think he is going to be a very good NFL QB that is going to win a shit ton of games over his career (and probably more playoff games than he loses, but never a SB) but will never be a standout fantasy performer.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2012, 09:13:08 PM
Guys.  GUYS.

We need ONE MORE TEAM for the fantasy league.  I'm just going to post the info here and hope for the best.

One important note, though- LIVE ONLINE DRAFT THIS SUNDAY AUG 26TH AT 4:15 EDT(1:15 PDT).  So, yeah.  Try and be there for that.

Yahoo league
id: 547842
pw: fetushead
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2012, 03:33:09 AM
I would join, but I'll be out of town then. I could auto draft for massive shits and giggles.

edit: It has been decided. Deal with my autodraft team.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on August 23, 2012, 09:07:35 AM
I would join, but I'll be out of town then. I could auto draft for massive shits and giggles.

edit: It has been decided. Deal with my autodraft team.

Don't worry. I'm working so you are going to have to deal with my autodraft team too!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 23, 2012, 09:10:30 AM
Last year I spaced out the draft and ended up picking up Cam Newton in week one, which worked out pretty well.  You guys might want to remove MJD from your rankings, tho. :P
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2012, 07:57:41 PM
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on August 23, 2012, 07:58:49 PM
Which receiver was he aiming for?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2012, 08:11:37 PM
The recycling bin.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2012, 02:30:06 AM
Russell Wilson looked very good tonight  :o
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 25, 2012, 07:11:52 PM
had a bit of a panic attack. thought today was sunday and that i missed the draft.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on August 26, 2012, 01:36:52 PM
It's draft day guys!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
Is Tim Tebow a good first round pick up?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2012, 02:00:08 PM
I always have trouble deciding between a defense and kicker for round 1

anyone use any good apps for their fantasy team(s)?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2012, 02:08:56 PM
can't wait for someone to take Adrian Peterson in the second round
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2012, 02:30:07 PM
what the hell,I signed up like two weeks ago and now yahoo is telling me I'm not apart of any leagues
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on August 26, 2012, 02:38:52 PM
can't wait for someone to take Adrian Peterson in the second round

was in an espn league draft yesterday and they have an injured sign next to players, so i didn't get the chance to laugh at anyone  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2012, 02:43:23 PM
what the hell,I signed up like two weeks ago and now yahoo is telling me I'm not apart of any leagues

Nashville Romneys? You're listed in the rankings. Sign in and look for the league perhaps

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 26, 2012, 03:54:42 PM
les do dis :pimp
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2012, 03:58:51 PM
Fuuuuuuck I have the 10/11 pick.  PD picking first.  SOME AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on August 26, 2012, 04:01:02 PM
TO didn't make it through preseason. Not seeing him making it anywhere this season.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2012, 04:02:19 PM
TO and Chad need their own buddy cop sitcom/reality show.  They can be pretend superheroes like that one lunatic.  I would watch that show.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2012, 04:08:28 PM
yay I'min
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2012, 05:17:11 PM
UNF.  Now that's a quality team.  Only complaint is that Luck should be Schaub; completely whiffed on him still being available when I took my back up qb. 

God Emperor Goodell
1.    (10)    Cam Newton (Car - QB)
2.    (11)    Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3.    (30)    Wes Welker (NE - WR)
4.    (31)    Steve Smith (Car - WR)
5.    (50)    Frank Gore (SF - RB)
6.    (51)    Aaron Hernandez (NE - TE)
7.    (70)    Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
8.    (71)    Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)
9.    (90)    Reggie Bush (Mia - RB)
10.    (91)    Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)
11.    (110)    Nate Washington (Ten - WR)
12.    (111)    Ben Tate (Hou - RB)
13.    (130)    Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)
14.    (131)    New York (NYJ - DEF)
15.    (150)    Neil Rackers (Was - K)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
1. Stafford
2. Andre Johnson
3. Antonio Brown
4. Heyward-Bey
5. Marshawn Lynch
6. Darrren Sproles
7. Vernon Davis
11. Hanson K
12. Baltimore D
13. Fetushead
14. Teblow
15. Isaac Redman
16. Gaffney
17. Heath Miller
18. Roy Helu

decent team, Teblow aside.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2012, 05:53:05 PM
1.    (1)    Aaron Rodgers    QB
2.    (20)    Jamaal Charles    RB
3.    (21)    Victor Cruz    WR
4.    (40)    Marques Colston    WR
5.    (41)    Adrian Peterson    RB
6.    (60)    Jermichael Finley    TE
7.    (61)    DeSean Jackson    WR
8.    (80)    Green Bay    DEF
9.    (81)    Willis McGahee    RB
10.    (100)    DeAngelo Williams    RB
11.    (101)    Titus Young    WR
12.    (120)    Greg Olsen    TE
13.    (121)    Joe Flacco    QB
14.    (140)    Michael Bush    RB
15.    (141)    Robbie Gould    K
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 26, 2012, 07:53:18 PM
Just got home and saw what GUNDAM AUTOMATON did in the draft for me.

Eh, not bad. Let's see what happens.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 26, 2012, 07:55:23 PM
I remember you doing pretty good. Got a few "fuck yous" from me in the chat
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2012, 08:49:49 PM
Gundam don't worry, you got a nice mixture of steals and felons
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 26, 2012, 09:04:48 PM
Gundam don't worry, you got a nice mixture of steals and felons

Well yeah, I did get Britt. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 27, 2012, 03:10:26 AM
Yeah, you gotta watch out for auto draft man.  It will always automatically try to fill out your starting roster unless you have it exclude ALL defenses and kickers.  The couple of times I've missed online drafts I've done that to some success.  I'd rather just pick up the best available kicker/def in free agency than waste a pick on them if I can't make the draft.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 09:57:01 AM
Hey Brandnew. From last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kaWL1VkGrc

Too much Jesus in his eyes to see a guy 15 yards in front of him.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 27, 2012, 01:10:35 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2012, 01:26:19 PM
He was aiming for the sidelines to throw the ball away.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2012, 05:51:23 PM
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOSBALL

Season starts tonight.  Fantasy league bitches, if you've got any Giants or Cowboys, start or sit them as appropriate.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2012, 06:10:01 PM
who you got

SEPTEMBER 5
DAL at NYG - lol Romo

SEPTEMBER 9
IND at CHI
ATL at KC
PHI at CLE
WAS at NO
STL at DET - should be a blowout
NE at TEN
JAC at MIN
BUF at NYJ - OVER/UNDER Jets TDs: I'll set it at 2
MIA at HOU
SEA at ARI
SF at GB
CAR at TB
PIT at DEN - I hope Manning survives this game

SEPTEMBER 10
CIN at BAL
SD at OAK
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on September 05, 2012, 06:18:46 PM
.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2012, 06:20:11 PM
OVER/UNDER Jets TDs: I'll set it at 2

Is this for the year?  I'll go with 1.

Just for the game against Buffalo. I'm guessing Tebow will get some snaps after a couple Sanchize INTs

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on September 05, 2012, 06:39:13 PM
Pardon me, I can't read or process coherent thoughts.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2012, 06:53:40 PM
SEPTEMBER 5
DAL at NYG lots of firings after this season in Dallas is my prediction

SEPTEMBER 9
IND at CHI
ATL at KC this is the sort of game the Falcons need to win handily if they want to convince me they're legit.  struggle or lose and i'm a pats fan again
PHI at CLE I'm torn; on the one hand PHI underachieved all of last season and is banged up; on the other hand, you know, CLEVELAND
WAS at NO
STL at DET Detroit and Atlanta are kind of in the same boat for me- they need to start handling the shitty teams to convince me they're legit
NE at TEN whatever the spread is, NE will beat it
JAC at MIN push; the only losers are fans of these teams and people unlucky enough to have to watch this game
BUF at NYJ the Jets are fucking terrible
MIA at HOU I think people are forgetting how good Texas was for most of last year
SEA at ARI I predict Seattle wins lots of close games this season; losing T-Jack is probably good for an additional 4 points per game just from franchise wide relief
SF at GB UPSET SPECIAL (mainly because GB's defense sucks and I see SF coming out pissed off from the start of the season)
CAR at TB important game for the Panthers; if they're gonna make a push they gotta sweep the Bucs, cause they ain't gonna sweep the Saints/Falcons
PIT at DEN I'm rooting for meteors

SEPTEMBER 10
CIN at BAL Why is it written that 90% of MNF matchups have to suck?
SD at OAK See above, x 2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Lan on September 05, 2012, 06:55:11 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GQIzCgGj6KE/T1zVVuyvq2I/AAAAAAAAFJw/U1_5h4J-TEU/s1600/RGIIIskins.jpg)

 :bow  ugliest QB in the game  :bow2

true
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2012, 06:56:46 PM
(http://www.obsessedwithsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/philip-rivers2-231x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 05, 2012, 07:12:07 PM
SEPTEMBER 5
DAL at NYG

SEPTEMBER 9
IND at CHI
ATL at KC
PHI at CLE
WAS at NO
STL at DET
NE at TEN
JAC at MIN
BUF at NYJ (gotta keep the faith alive for my team)
MIA at HOU
SEA at ARI
SF at GB
CAR at TB
PIT at DEN - I think Peyton can pull it off

SEPTEMBER 10
CIN at BAL
SD at OAK
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2012, 07:15:21 PM
It seems like ESPN really got fucked over with MNF. I remember most MNF games being solid when it was on ABC, but since the switch to cable it has been horrible. The NBC Sunday night game is ALWAYS a way better match up. Tonight will be a good game, and they get the Pitt v Denver game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 05, 2012, 09:36:38 PM
I feel bad for Awesome-O.  He's getting screwed right now with Tony Rom-O...

NM.  Romo semi-redemption.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 05, 2012, 10:03:20 PM
this game fucking sucks
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2012, 10:20:51 PM
Year of Romo
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2012, 10:23:22 PM
Giants wtf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 05, 2012, 10:29:59 PM
They are still in it.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 05, 2012, 10:59:23 PM
Glad to see that the Big Lebowski could get work as a defensive coach for the cowboys.

(http://prod.static.cowboys.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/DAL/Coach-Cards/650x300/Ryan_Rob.jpg)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
Demarcus Ware really ties the thing together, man.
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2012, 11:07:14 PM
Romo :uguu
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2012, 11:33:41 PM
:bow Cowboys :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2012, 11:35:42 PM
That sound you just heard was tens of millions of fantasy owners screaming as they tried to figure out who the fuck Kevin Ogletree is
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 06, 2012, 12:03:04 AM
I know exactly who he is.  I've had him on my watch list since his first catch...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 06, 2012, 01:48:14 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-11tgcrd.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2012, 01:58:09 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1339269/crywilson_medium.gif)
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap2000000058694/Is-David-Wilson-crying?campaign=Twitter_videos_wilson

I kind of feel bad for him  :-\

I bet his teammates won't be as caring if he fumbles again lol.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 07, 2012, 01:12:38 AM
I actually noticed that during the game but I said to myself, "Nah, it has to be the lighting.  It has to be.  He's a grown man.  THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!!!"
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2012, 02:03:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU
commercial of the year :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2012, 07:59:21 AM
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on September 07, 2012, 09:02:12 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 07, 2012, 09:24:29 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 07, 2012, 10:37:02 AM
That's amazing :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 07, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
that's amazing  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 09, 2012, 02:11:39 PM
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

SANCHIZEEEE

Edit: Holy shit at that commercial :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 09, 2012, 02:16:06 PM
YEAR OF THE SANCHIZE
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 09, 2012, 02:38:41 PM
RG3 is in Beast Mode, Luck is in Suck Mode.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
ahahahaha texans beasting on miami
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 09, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
holy shit gabbert :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 09, 2012, 04:15:27 PM
gawd damnit gabbert :piss2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2012, 04:33:44 PM
Commish, Brand New's dumb ass shouldn't have been allowed to pick up Ogletree. The waiver settings should be Game Time - Tuesday.

Waiver settings are whatever they were last year- I wholesale imported EVERYTHING.  So, uh, yeah.  Blame the me of a year ago.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ManaByte on September 09, 2012, 06:03:00 PM
 :bow Akers 63yd FG  :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2012, 06:12:03 PM
RG3 :o

The Lions gave me heart burn today. Stafford played so odd; stat wise he did pretty good, but those three INTs were rookie mistakes. Oh well, run game wasn't bad and the defense made a few plays; run defense was solid too. Bring on SF
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2012, 06:58:19 PM
why can't I have Ogletree, awesome-o  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Eric P on September 09, 2012, 07:27:17 PM
that redskins game had a tragic 4th quarter
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2012, 08:41:58 PM
:rock whoopin' pd's ass in fantasy :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2012, 08:46:39 PM
Adian Peterson had two TDs today and I didn't start him, fuck. I figured he wouldn't get many snaps since he was listed as questionable before the game  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2012, 08:55:14 PM
If it makes you feel better, it still wouldn't have saved you from a butt whoopin
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2012, 09:05:38 PM
fetus head has been getting pooped on so far in regards to sacks
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2012, 09:17:51 PM
lol @ the Browns.  It's sad when you can seriously say "Colt McCoy would have won that game"

I don't see why Cleveland is allowed to continue to exist- not just as a sports town but in general.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2012, 10:27:43 PM
they're pretty much just kept afloat by middling ticket purchases and a brewing company

that city is awful
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2012, 11:35:50 PM
lol rapistburger
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2012, 11:45:08 PM
lol Steelers
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 10, 2012, 01:46:46 AM
NINERS BABY

You ready PD?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2012, 01:55:21 AM
After watching the Lions, and the 49ers/Packers game...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
we're gonna get jail sexed
[close]
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2012, 08:47:32 AM
:bow 49ers :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 10, 2012, 07:22:56 PM
I've been waiting for this for a long time...

(http://www.nflfootballstadiums.com/images/Cincinnati-Bengals-Logo.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2012, 02:38:36 PM
suck it 11 Doctors :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2012, 02:48:16 PM
Who is VA Giants? Good game, man.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on September 11, 2012, 03:35:42 PM
Me. My running game shit the bed when Jackson got hurt. 6 points from 2 RBs isn't going to win many games.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2012, 03:57:37 PM
Yeah, I was really surprised that I ended up winning.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 13, 2012, 09:20:37 PM
goddamn it. forgot there was a game tonight. love starting players that are injured
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2012, 11:05:47 PM
Well, that should teach Cutler to keep his fucking mouth shut
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2012, 11:19:05 PM
Nice pass from Cutler. GB's defense isn't even good yet they're destroying Chicago lol.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 14, 2012, 01:22:34 AM
Yeah, Green Bay's defense was giving Cutler a lot of guys to throw to outside of Marshall. Especially the receivers in green.


BADA BING
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2012, 09:56:45 AM
lol Cutler
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 02:32:08 PM
Eli Manning :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 16, 2012, 04:02:48 PM
:bow Eli Manning :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Eric P on September 16, 2012, 04:14:48 PM
quite annoyed.  The Baltimore game wasn't shown in nyc.  instead we got Richard Scary cartoons.  bitches.

edit: neither game i wanted to watch was broadcast in ny.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 07:02:06 PM
So NFL.com won't let me pay for being able to watch the lions games this season. Bullshit.

Are you in the US right now? If so you can watch tonight's game at NBC's website
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2012, 07:03:29 PM
I need five points out of Megatron and PD is going down.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 07:12:29 PM
:fbm

Ruined by injuries again, bah.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 07:31:10 PM
Now I have to root against Megatron  :'( :'( :'(

lol @ Redskins, WOW
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on September 16, 2012, 07:32:59 PM
The officiating in that Redskins game blew my mind.  Inexcusably terrible the entire way through.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 16, 2012, 07:37:54 PM
it was putrid in the giants game and the steelers game as well

oh btw :bow steelers :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 16, 2012, 08:07:01 PM
:fbm

Ruined by injuries again, bah.

I don't want to hear it, I've lost both Forte and Aaron Hernandez to high ankle sprains this week :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: pilonv1 on September 16, 2012, 08:55:18 PM
I've been waiting for this for a long time...

(http://www.nflfootballstadiums.com/images/Cincinnati-Bengals-Logo.gif)

WHODEY :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2012, 09:17:28 PM
PD is up on me by .05 points. Will his lead hold?

:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 16, 2012, 09:20:30 PM
does he not have any players left for Monday?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 16, 2012, 09:25:34 PM
does he not have any players left for Monday?

Nope, and yahoo is now saying Gundam is up by almost a point, at least from what I can tell.  If I can't win, at least I can take solace in the fact that PD didn't either.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 10:47:17 PM
This is what a good team looks like. We're not going to have an actual good defense until we start focusing on drafting defense. No more "best available" nonsense that leads to taking WRs in the third round. Our secondary is a fucking joke. Sure, our best guys are injured and not playing tonight but again, that's why you draft defense: depth.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 16, 2012, 10:48:46 PM
This is one of the better games I've seen Alex Smith have and he's getting killed by his receivers.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 10:58:38 PM
These refs are an embarrassment. They're doing the best they can but what the FUCK
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 16, 2012, 11:17:16 PM
Just got home from work... Fuck me.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 16, 2012, 11:29:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE6XkqMX9g&feature=player_embedded#!

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
GG Niners-EB. The only positive thing I can say about us is that most of our secondary was injured and we didn't get blown out; that's an improvement over what happened late last season. Still we can't stop anyone from running, we still get stupid penalties, and for some reason Stafford is regressing...

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2012, 12:25:36 AM
The offense will correct itself soon, and Megatron will have a great season; I'm not concerned about that, although I am certainly wondering what's wrong with Stafford. He'll figure it out soon enough.

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 17, 2012, 09:22:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE6XkqMX9g&feature=player_embedded#!

 :lol :lol

"Dez Bryant!  If you don't get yo' shit straight you gonna land yo' ass in Cleveland!  At best!"
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 17, 2012, 12:33:18 PM
http://deadspin.com/5943791/the-scab-refs-still-suck-and-roger-goodell-is-still-a-hypocritical-shitstain?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation

Pretty much.  Why I scoff at Goodell's "focus" on player safety.  Fuck that guy.  Give me an NFL that maintains it's glorious violence.  Just allow the players to act like demi-gods in society.  No laws apply to you.  In return, you stop whining about retarding and/or killing yourselves for our enjoyment.  Of course if this ever happened, no women in the Pittsburgh area would be safe from rape and no one in the Baltimore area would be safe from stabbing... well, people in the Baltimore area are already not safe from stabbing, so whatever.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 17, 2012, 09:35:43 PM
Broncos need to get their shit together and the Falcons need to learn how to play classy football.

Annnnnnd we need the old refs back, cause these ones are shit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 17, 2012, 10:07:58 PM
LOL NECK AIDS

Fuck this "classy football" horseshit, just win baby
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 17, 2012, 10:10:19 PM
Fuck that.  This game is all manner of dirty.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 17, 2012, 10:46:24 PM
Well, it took one week for the Packers to be back in first in the division. :D
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2012, 11:14:44 PM
dare I say Atlanta looks like the real deal?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 18, 2012, 12:06:12 AM
goddamit fetus head
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2012, 12:08:08 AM
goddamit fetus head

IMPERVIOUS TO NECK AIDS

edit: well that run should do it.  Turner came through when it mattered.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bacchus7 on September 20, 2012, 03:53:44 AM
http://www.brobible.com/sports/video/brian-cushing-biggest-bro-in-nfl
Quote
The Houston Texans' Brian Cushing is one of the NFL's best inside linebackers—he's a former Defensive Rookie of the Year and recent Pro Bowler who's easily one of the brightest spots on a promising Texans team. He's also a complete lunatic.

In one of the greatest miked-up videos we've ever seen, NFL Films had complete access to Cushing during last year's Week 9 game against the Cleveland Browns. This was a very wise decision by NFL Films.

Cushing headbutts a guard without his helmet on. He asks roughly 30 teammates if they saw his celebration dance. He questions Arian Foster about whether he writes "haikus" in his head while running. He screams a lot. Keep in mind that this all came from ONE game! Can you imagine a full season with this guy?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2012, 08:59:11 AM
That haiku question reminded me of Ron Artest.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 01:23:03 PM
woooooooo sunday football!!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 01:43:52 PM
Lions special teams and secondary are trash
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
that play was excellent.  best punt return all season
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 01:48:55 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-6wgs5u.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
anyone have a good stream site? adthe isn't working well at the library
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 02:12:22 PM
firstrow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 02:18:28 PM
Lions aren't making the playoffs. I have no idea what happened to this offense, or to Stafford. What the fuck is wrong
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 23, 2012, 02:47:11 PM
Niners not running the ball much in this game. Ponder is doing a real good job versus the Niners D.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 03:31:02 PM
lions getting lucky on FGs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 03:56:35 PM
:rofl Lions :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2012, 03:58:16 PM
Fucking incredible. 

Aaron Hernandez, Matt Forte and now Reggie Bush have all gotten injured for me.  Fuck this gay earth.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 04:00:56 PM
woah what happened to bush?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 04:01:43 PM
If the Lions can't beat this team they can't beat anyone. We have a tough schedule, we can't drop games like THIS. This team scored 23 points in their previous games, total. Jesus christ

Triumph: I got Willis McGahee and DeAngelo Williams, willing to trade
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 04:05:51 PM
kiss the playoffs goodbye

Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2012, 04:15:48 PM
Meanwhile the Vikings are going to beat the 49ers (or at least they are leading at this point)

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
BEST GAME FUCKING EVER
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 04:22:19 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 23, 2012, 04:26:54 PM
rollercoaster ride of a jags game
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2012, 04:33:32 PM
I love the NFL.

Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2012, 04:37:52 PM
Also, fuck these replacement officials.


Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 04:40:11 PM
Lions defense is horrible
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 23, 2012, 04:45:07 PM
Also, fuck these replacement officials.

they're really bad today
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 23, 2012, 04:45:34 PM
refs got bailed out at the end of that niners game
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 04:52:15 PM
fuck this gay earth
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
absolutely the dumbest fucking play call

take the goddamned field goal, you moron
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2012, 04:55:42 PM
Morons. Why the fuck would you go for it rather than kick it?

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 05:00:45 PM
Fire Schwartz
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2012, 05:04:34 PM
Lol, the Dolphins call timeout to ice the Jets kicker and the kick was blocked.

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Offer still stands, Triumph. I'll trade you an RB or a WR
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2012, 06:54:55 PM
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HUFF, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE LUBE TO SODOMIZE ME LIKE THIS YOU CAN AT LEAST MAKE ME BREAKFAST OK

Offer still stands, Triumph. I'll trade you an RB or a WR

I'm not sure what you want/need tbh... Obviously my RB/TE situation is shitty and I could probably upgrade at WR too.  Apparently I should be starting Luck over Cam even... can't believe I could have had Schaub when I took Luck.  FUCK. 

Anyway, make me an offer or whatever. 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 23, 2012, 07:10:19 PM
this is the only league where i am doing decent and of course its the only league with no money on the line   :maf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
the steelers defense is atrocious
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2012, 08:14:46 PM
ahuauahua the texans did nasty things to the broncos
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 08:30:01 PM
lol Steelers
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 10:22:36 PM
gundam and I are like neck and neck  :o
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2012, 10:41:40 PM
This sport drives me crazy now. 4 hour games.  ::) :yuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 11:09:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JDuDT.png)

HNNNGGGG
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 23, 2012, 11:10:41 PM
I'm in the same boat.  I'm down by .15 right now.  Hoping Torrey Smith pulls something out of his ass to make it up!

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2640rip.png)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2012, 11:13:43 PM
I've got a little over 12 minutes to get 4+ points between Welker and the BAL TE.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 11:16:17 PM
different league?  I have Welker...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 11:18:45 PM
oh I'm sorry I got my leagues mixed up.  apologies!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2012, 11:36:15 PM
WINNING BY .2 FUCK YEAH

EPIC COMEBACK
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 23, 2012, 11:37:02 PM
I'm up by close to 9 pts!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 23, 2012, 11:42:37 PM
Crowd is chanting BULLSHIT and even the announcers are saying they want the old refs back.  NFL, ARE YOU LISTENING?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 11:43:28 PM
this day has been so fucking great :rofl

even chris and al basically saying "THESE GUYS FUCKING SUCK"
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 11:51:58 PM
Patriots :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 23, 2012, 11:55:18 PM
HOLEY SHIT
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 23, 2012, 11:55:42 PM
Holy fuck that game was insane
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2012, 11:56:42 PM
holy shit :rofl

Brady's reaction  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 23, 2012, 11:56:53 PM
That was one of the closest FG's I have ever seen.  The pressure they put on the kicker... OMG
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2012, 11:58:20 PM
Today was the best day of football I've encountered in YEARS.  Three games in OT, MANY games coming down to the last play of regulation, a the BEST game I've watched in several seasons (Det/TEN) and Tammy and the Cheatriots losing.  Perfect.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 24, 2012, 12:01:52 AM
I can't wait for ESPN tomorrow.  They actually have a chance to do something good for a change and galvanize public opinion to get these shitty fucking replacement refs out of here.  Will they dare to challenge the Ginger Banhammer?  We'll know tomorrow.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2012, 11:20:54 AM
I'm in the same boat.  I'm down by .15 right now.  Hoping Torrey Smith pulls something out of his ass to make it up!

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2640rip.png)

Not bad for someone who lost his brother that morning! gg

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2012, 12:40:56 PM
I can't wait for ESPN tomorrow.  They actually have a chance to do something good for a change and galvanize public opinion to get these shitty fucking replacement refs out of here.  Will they dare to challenge the Ginger Banhammer?  We'll know tomorrow.

I only a caught a little of Mike & Mike this morning, but they kinda soft-shooed around it saying "Well, we can all see how bad these refs are so we don't really need to talk about it." OR MAYBE WE DO.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 24, 2012, 12:45:27 PM
Not bad for someone who lost his brother that morning! gg

I had no idea that had happened to him because I missed the beginning of the game.  Kinda felt bad for saying what I did afterwards.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2012, 01:24:23 PM
Not bad for someone who lost his brother that morning! gg

I had no idea that had happened to him because I missed the beginning of the game.  Kinda felt bad for saying what I did afterwards.

I wouldn't. I thought if he was going to play, he'd probably have a chip on his shoulder.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2012, 03:10:08 PM
BrandNew
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42493987&postcount=11503
:drudge
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 04:10:13 PM
Leaving work early today to avoid Monday Night Football traffic. Both routes home go right by Century Link Field.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 24, 2012, 04:10:26 PM
harSon has always been turrible.  a disgrace to great steelers fans like me and chuckddd and spectral
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2012, 05:28:47 PM
I saw this a few weeks ago and it made me laugh:

Ode To A Scab

After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, and the vampire, He had some awful substance left with which He made a scab. A scab is a two-legged animal with a corkscrew soul, a waterlogged brain, and a combination backbone made of jelly and glue. Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

When a scab comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out. No man has a right to scab as long as there is a pool of water deep enough to drown his body in, or a rope long enough to hang his carcass with. Judas Iscariot was a gentleman compared with a scab. For betraying his Master, he had character enough to hang himself. A scab hasn't.

Esau sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. Judas Iscariot sold his savior for thirty pieces of silver. Benedict Arnold sold his country for a promise of a commission in the British Army. The modern strikebreaker sells his birthright, his country, his wife, his children, and his fellow men for an unfulfilled promise from his employer, trust, or corporation.

~Jack London
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 24, 2012, 05:41:45 PM
Leaving work early today to avoid Monday Night Football traffic. Both routes home go right by Century Link Field.

I wish I could leave early.....getting home tonight is going to suck balls.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 24, 2012, 09:46:47 PM
(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/661899842.gif?key=640360&Expires=1348538556&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=TkHWXOBXcn4KhOU6i3qWskTk3nbBCCyoghjPn4cygb~ZV5-6pGDkq4n2gHz46cEdE32Al2C4DYUdjaRcnuVgwW7RJCtBWPB3OyaKT91DArfzTaiWslvjVeWhIUrlZBnc43qK~jyXYjxdWwIfTV4xIajL3W-nSJRRXMT2OE2YX8k_)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 24, 2012, 09:56:00 PM
8 sacks  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
how the fuck, what?

Seeing Seattle manhandle fuckin GB just makes me more depressed as a Lions fan
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 24, 2012, 10:24:23 PM
Green Bay Sackers  :lol

So, I suppose we should be keeping our eye out on Seattle?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 24, 2012, 10:31:26 PM
What a high scoring, thrilling affair!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 24, 2012, 11:13:47 PM
The NFC West has become the grind it out, defense intense division.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 11:41:56 PM
Urgh.

My heart.

 :spin
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 11:42:46 PM
That was fucking PI.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 11:47:06 PM
OMG WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 24, 2012, 11:52:40 PM
These refs :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 11:55:21 PM
Bring the real refs back.

And Woodson PI'd two plays before which was just as blatant, but ignored. Crazy bedlam in Seattle.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2012, 12:01:17 AM
ahahahahhaha PACKERS
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 12:02:29 AM
This win will taint our season. Even if we make the playoffs all you'll hear is "Yeah, but they had that win given to them by the refs, so this doesn't really count."
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Beezy on September 25, 2012, 12:07:41 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 12:14:50 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3nBgTQCYAEjLuv.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 12:18:58 AM
I have no fucking idea what just happened
http://deadspin.com/5946101/what-in-the-world-just-happened-at-the-end-of-monday-night-football?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

regardless tho, Seahawk fans...you guys manhandled the GB oline and contained Rogers. Ain't nothing to be guilty about
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 12:20:20 AM
People told us to shut the fuck up about the refs in the Super Bowl. I'm already sick of the whining about this on Facebook. It sucks, you got screwed, we get it.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 25, 2012, 12:20:29 AM
As much as I want the Seahawks to win, I never want to win like that.  I'd rather take the loss.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 12:20:50 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491877&page=274
 :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 25, 2012, 12:21:14 AM
Here we go.

That was legitimately the worst call I have ever witnessed in any sport I have ever watched in my life. The referees should be ashamed to have made that call. The NFL should be ashamed that they let referees take the field that made that fucking load of bullshit.

I also find it funny that after the worst fucking call any poster will ever see for the rest of their natural lives was made they made the Packers come out for an extra point attempt. ITS THE RULES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY.

People have been saying that it will take the fans to stop this lockout between the referees and the NFL. After tonight, I really don't see how I can keep watching.

Professional wrestling may be predetermined, but at least the outcome isn't decided by a team of incompetent morons who shouldn't even be refereeing a NCAA Division I game.

Fuck this shit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 25, 2012, 12:26:08 AM
Aaron Rodgers: "It's awful and that's all I'm going to say about it."

What a fucking call that ending was.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on September 25, 2012, 12:30:05 AM
Steve Young and Trent Dilfer just killing the NFL in the postgame right now.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 12:30:47 AM
Hopefully Ed Hoculi and his brothers are back this weekend.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: BlackMage on September 25, 2012, 12:32:59 AM
I'd be totally upset right now.. if it didn't happen to the packers.  8)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 25, 2012, 12:33:34 AM
Even if they come to an agreement with the refs tomorrow, the soonest we'd see them would be week 5.  At the very least, we're getting another week of this nonsense.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 12:34:30 AM
I'd be totally upset right now.. if it didn't happen to the packers.  8)

(http://seattletimes.com/ABPub/2012/09/24/2019252110.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 12:34:54 AM
Hopefully Ed Hoculi and his brothers are back this weekend.

He needs to come in mid-game next week and kick these refs out, WWE style
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on September 25, 2012, 12:39:32 AM
I'm loving these scab refs, frankly, but the NFL might as well take the next logical step and dress up some scarecrows in zebra stripes.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 12:41:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4RCZ3.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 25, 2012, 12:41:21 AM
We might as well have Vince McMahon and Creative book Week 4. I have a feeling the outcome would be more real than this bullshit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 25, 2012, 12:41:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4RCZ3.jpg)

I love how that picture is NOT what happened.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on September 25, 2012, 12:52:58 AM
It's not that the refs are screwing up, it's that the NFL has switched over to Calvinball.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2012, 01:01:41 AM
nfl is now xfl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 25, 2012, 01:06:20 AM
Fantastic Deadspin comment:

"I dunno' - I'm loving these refs. Some dodgy calls to be sure, but they've returned the human element to a game that has become sterilized and dominated by minutia. It's the NFL before instant replay broke down plays to the millisecond and it's great. Football as it used to be.

Plus the fact, the longer the strike goes on, the longer steroid-filled Ed "Tight Shirt" Hochuli stays off the field."

:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 01:07:07 AM
nfl is now xfl

(http://i.minus.com/ibcwjidShbI1j4.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 01:51:15 AM
Frank Gore is going to get fined a billion dollars tomorrow

Quote
Frank Gore ‏@Frank_Gore
Who's worse? The dude who directed that anti-Mulim movie or Roger Goodell? I think old Roger!

Frank Gore ‏@Frank_Gore
Ya boy Frank was too busy playing Madden to watch the ending. Saw the replay. Shit was wild, mang.

Frank Gore ‏@Frank_Gore
NFL can fine me, too. I'll wipe my butt with the money first! #RogerGoodell
:rofl

I need to go to bed. NFL players are going insane on twitter. They seem to think the league can't possibly fine them all
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 25, 2012, 01:51:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/H4TQn.png)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on September 25, 2012, 02:54:35 AM
Then Gore should be safe, unless they've got replacements doing the fines too.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on September 25, 2012, 02:58:47 AM
I love the slow-motion look shared between the refs before they both call a different call.  :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Bloodwake on September 25, 2012, 04:07:10 AM
Its 3 AM and I am still bitter.

FUCK THAT GAME.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 25, 2012, 09:06:56 AM
Its 3 AM and I am still bitter.

FUCK THAT GAME.


Six years later and I'm still bitter about Superbowl XL.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 25, 2012, 10:13:38 AM
Its 3 AM and I am still bitter.

FUCK THAT GAME.

Now imagine if you'd put down some significant cash on that game:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8422934/seattle-seahawks-vs-green-bay-packers-disputed-mnf-call-shifted-150-250m-bets
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2012, 10:45:28 AM
If only the NFL had bet on the Seahawks, they could have afforded to pay the real refs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 11:06:07 AM
Its 3 AM and I am still bitter.

FUCK THAT GAME.


Six years later and I'm still bitter about Superbowl XL.

True dat.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 11:34:06 AM
http://blog.seattlepi.com/football/2012/09/25/after-seahawks-game-lingerie-football-league-says-it-fired-refs-now-in-nfl/
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 25, 2012, 11:52:17 AM
Incredible. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2012, 01:24:07 PM
Brandon Marshall arrested for DWE: driving while ethering
http://twitter.yfrog.com/fkvvgyrgtqzetiienrhqkpiez
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2012, 01:28:41 PM
Brandon Marshall arrested for DWE: driving while ethering
http://twitter.yfrog.com/fkvvgyrgtqzetiienrhqkpiez

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3rWSCXdJDdM/T4bdQQfxZpI/AAAAAAAAE3Y/GyZEdaYV4LI/s1600/artworks-000015969700-rre80q-original.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 01:43:52 PM
Saw this in a comment thread AVClub that had nothing to do with football.

Quote
Hopefully Cheeseheads who supported Scott Walker can appreciate the irony of scab workers costing Wisconsin the win
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on September 25, 2012, 02:50:26 PM
Walker tweeted that the NFL needs to bring back the real refs.  Oh the ironing.

And owowowowowow Warren Sapp.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2012, 03:47:44 PM
I'm genuinely curious what the reaction would've been if the Packers had won on a bad call by the refs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2012, 04:06:28 PM
I'm genuinely curious what the reaction would've been if the Packers had won on a bad call by the refs.

It would be similar but not as pronounced.  I honestly think that people are just pissed now and want to bitch about the refs because, you know, shit is fucked up and shit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 25, 2012, 04:10:55 PM
I'm genuinely curious what the reaction would've been if the Packers had won on a bad call by the refs.

Seriously.   I'm sure there'd still be a lot of bitching but the ammount of vitriolic outrage over this is a little ridiculous.  Bad calls happen all the time and no one knows that better than Seahawk fans.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Beezy on September 25, 2012, 04:22:57 PM
I don't watch football regularly (trying to change that) and I'm not a fan of either team, but even I thought that call was ridiculously bad once they showed the replay.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2012, 05:09:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PnDzW.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2012, 05:11:51 PM
I'm curious why the packers even tried to catch the ball when they had like 5 defenders in the end zone.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2012, 03:11:20 AM
IT'S OVER, THANK FUCKING GOD

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--nfl-gives-into-public-pressure-and-does-right-thing-by-bringing-back-regular-officials.html
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Beezy on September 27, 2012, 08:23:43 AM
 :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on September 27, 2012, 11:55:19 AM
Aww, it was just starting to get good.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2012, 01:43:35 PM
Man I hate Packers fans.

:lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2012, 04:15:58 PM
4-0  8)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2012, 04:19:07 PM
the panthers are imploding
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2012, 06:10:49 PM
Lions are pretty much done. Our schedule is rather tough, meaning winning games we're supposed to win is paramount. There's no excuse for losing to the fucking Titans, and now the Vikings. We needed to be 3-1 going into the bye

Instead after the bye we're going to Philly, then to Chicago. We could easily be 1-5 before welcoming Seattle to Ford Field.

To be perfectly honest, in many ways we look like last year...just with no offense. Meaning we're losing games we probably would have won last year by scoring an extra two touchdowns. Same overrated d-line that can't pressure a QB or stop the run. Same busted secondary. Just with a regressed Stafford. Shit is disgusting
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2012, 06:16:01 PM
dat madden curse
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 30, 2012, 06:49:57 PM
I didn't expect a win or anything but man, that Jets game  :gloomy

An absolutely embarrassing showing.


My fantasy game is interesting this week though, really close right now (112 v. 108).
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2012, 06:57:24 PM
Don't the Jets pretty much have to start Tebow after today's disaster?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on September 30, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
Tebow time baby
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on September 30, 2012, 07:07:50 PM
I don't think the Jets will start him (probably shouldn't either, even with Sanchez's performances the past few weeks) but we should certainly be using him more often than we have been. I hate to say it but more liberal use of Tebow could be the spark our offense needs at the moment.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2012, 07:11:08 PM
I don't think Ryan will bow under media pressure

Also Brian Hartline damn
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 30, 2012, 07:14:29 PM
i'm done with football

wonder if packers fans are committing suicide yet

edit: reverse jinx yeeeeaaaaa
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2012, 07:18:02 PM
 :lol

Rodgers looked amazing on that drive.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2012, 07:29:39 PM
holy fuck triplette is AWFUL
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on September 30, 2012, 07:53:38 PM
(http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20120921&Category=SPORTS18&ArtNo=309210143&Ref=AR&MaxW=640&Border=0&Ticker-Lions-win-Super-Bowl-Doctor-Who-s-world)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2012, 07:54:05 PM
RGIII looks poised as fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2012, 10:45:26 PM
Looks like I'll be the top scorer this week :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: BlackMage on October 01, 2012, 12:05:38 AM
I think I'm over Russell Wilson at this point. Bring on Matt Flynn
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 01, 2012, 09:51:21 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-3ovcmd.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 01, 2012, 10:09:24 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-3ovcmd.gif)

SHUT DOWN.

[Edit]
Yesterday, there was a 14 point deficit between the Rmoney's and I.  Now it's down to 4.  THANK YOU, BASED GOD.

[2nd Edit]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE TURNOVERS?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 01, 2012, 11:25:22 PM
Romo :rofl
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on October 01, 2012, 11:26:37 PM
This great to watch Lolmo
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2012, 11:28:35 PM
Chicago D :rock
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on October 01, 2012, 11:29:53 PM
Haha they pulled tony
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2012, 11:34:10 PM
3-1 baby. 3 and 1.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 01, 2012, 11:48:40 PM
cowboy fan tears

nomnomnomnom
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 01, 2012, 11:51:44 PM
Tony Romo has new theme music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 01, 2012, 11:59:36 PM
whoever has both witten AND bears D made a killing today

fuck this gay earth, both my leagues came down to this game.  Lost by around 15 here, lost by 1 (!!!!) in the other
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lBOmS7KJVKQ/TMcC8koI3kI/AAAAAAAAABQ/j1D6e--xvIY/s1600/romo+injury.jpg)

(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/romo-cross.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 02, 2012, 12:09:15 AM
Comment I just heard on ESPN Postgame.

Quote
It was a big night for Tony Romo.  He completed five passes... to guys on the other team...

:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2012, 12:25:28 AM
whoever has both witten AND bears D made a killing today

fuck this gay earth, both my leagues came down to this game.  Lost by around 15 here, lost by 1 (!!!!) in the other

I have Bears D :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 02, 2012, 12:36:19 AM
I had Witten.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2012, 01:05:49 AM
and you shat all over me in this last game  :'(

oh well, a lot of my go-to guys were either hurt, had bad games, or were in their bye.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 02, 2012, 08:57:26 AM
Jets get out Tebow'd and Romo sucked the donkey knob. I say this was a great weekend of football gents.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 02, 2012, 09:10:07 AM
Tony Ohno
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 02, 2012, 02:07:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/focuzd/turnover.jpg)

:drool
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2012, 03:55:08 PM
2 wins in a row baby

My team is getting healthier, and I'm revamping my backup WRs for next week. I dropped Titus Young today; he hasn't done anything outside of that one miracle catch against the Titans, and the Lions offense sucks. Glad I didn't take Calvin Johnson with the first pick...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2012, 07:26:05 AM
Liam Neeson, sports analyst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuLZ_MyTBQ8
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2012, 09:13:32 PM
So...should I start Peyton or Big Ben in my other league?

Philly has a good defense and Peyton's facing a pretty stagnant NE D, but Ben is having a great season so far.  Not to mention he gets Mendenhall back for some dump off passes.  What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2012, 09:53:50 PM
I'd start Manning. Philly has a better pass defense than NE, and will probably harass/sack Ben all night
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 07, 2012, 02:07:27 AM
But Philly also has a pretty poor secondary.  With Brown, Wallace, and Sanders all healthy, I don't know...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 03:26:50 AM
Speaking of Philly, I'm scared to start DeSean Jackson tomorrow. I don't have a choice though
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on October 07, 2012, 01:06:03 PM
Giants/Browns is starting off to be much more interesting than I thought it would be.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2012, 04:11:18 PM
I'm going to make a general to everyone PSA as a Falcons fan- DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE ON MATT RYAN.  He is not ready to be an elite quarterback.  Draft him as such at your own peril, everyone.

Welp, I'm ready to admit that Matt Ryan has proved me a liar by week 5.  He's the real deal, which I honestly never saw coming.

Now, can he win some playoff games?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, JUST MOVED THE GOALPOSTS WHOOOOOOOO
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 04:16:07 PM
Falcons look legit as fuck. So many offensive weapons oh lord

lol @ Packers. What the hell is going on

edit: OMG  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2012, 04:36:27 PM
DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK, RODGAHS!

Guess who has Reggie Wayne and his 33.70 glorious points this week?  :smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 04:39:52 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitledxmq74.jpg)
 :lol

btw guess who benched Jamaal Charles today :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 07, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
titans are hot garbage
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 06:53:41 PM
oh you mean the Titans that put up 44 on the Lions and made Locker look like Tom Brady?

fml
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on October 07, 2012, 07:49:55 PM
fuck the jags. i'm done watching this pos team. i hope they fucking suck just as much in LA
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 07:58:39 PM
I wish the Jags had gotten Tebow in that trade. It would be hilarious
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 07, 2012, 11:03:49 PM
Man, I really hope the Saints can hold off SD for the rest of the game.  I could beat Gundam! 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Akala on October 07, 2012, 11:54:17 PM
Finally. Still Thinkin lost season tho :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 08, 2012, 12:31:11 AM
Quote
Smith threw for a season-high 303 yards and three touchdowns, Frank Gore ran for 106 yards and a score, and the 49ers amassed a franchise-record 621 yards in blowing by the Buffalo Bills 45-3 on Sunday.

San Francisco also became the first team in NFL history with 300 yards passing and 300 yards rushing.

Bills total team Rushing:
19 carries    89 yds

Total Rushing by Niners QBs:
7 carries     88 yds   1td
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2012, 11:48:58 AM
Damn the 49ers are slaughtering NY teams. Giants up next.  :pimp
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2012, 03:02:11 PM
Man, I really hope the Saints can hold off SD for the rest of the game.  I could beat Gundam!

110-108, held on!! That was a close one, good game man!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on October 08, 2012, 03:16:00 PM
RG3 is gonna be a vegetable before he's 25.  :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 08, 2012, 03:25:03 PM
RG3 is gonna be a vegetable before he's 25.  :(

He just needs to learn that he's not Bo Jackson.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
texans gonna chew your jets up, cajole
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 08, 2012, 09:28:01 PM
I only need like 2 more points to win this week.  When I saw Daniels catch that TD pass in like the first 3 minutes I was all heeeeellls yeah
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2012, 09:46:39 PM
texans gonna chew your jets up, cajole

i know i'm late here, but no fucking shit, dude.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 08, 2012, 10:23:56 PM
Letting the Jets score tho?

Who does that?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2012, 10:24:58 PM
Schaub :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 08, 2012, 10:40:26 PM
Sanchez is worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 08, 2012, 11:05:57 PM
Run Tebow, Run!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 08, 2012, 11:06:10 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2012, 11:08:28 PM
You know man, you'd have beat me if you PICKED UP A KICKER. ANY KICKER. ANY KICKER AT ALL WOULD'VE DONE THE JOB.

 :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 08, 2012, 11:36:13 PM
Yeah, it was too late by the time I'd thought about it.  :(

In other news, did anyone else see Jackson get that interception and then lay down on the fucking field?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2012, 11:40:00 PM
Wow, closer than I thought.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2012, 11:44:04 PM
A lot of bad plays for the Texans. Missed like two good touchdown opportunities. Still, we won. But was far from a clean win. Good game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 08, 2012, 11:48:30 PM
oh fuck you andre johnson.  just fuck you.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2012, 12:21:09 AM
My last two victories have been of the 2 point margin, come from behind to pull a win out of my ass variety. 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2012, 09:11:36 AM
Good game Creepy Old Guy. In both my FF leagues I"m in, I scored over 135 points and lost both games. :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on October 09, 2012, 01:48:36 PM
Sanchez is worse than Hitler.

http://deadspin.com/5950180/mark-sanchezs-quarterback-rating-is-666-because-of-course-it-is

 :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2012, 09:18:44 PM
Steelers offense is crazy good when they click.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2012, 11:53:39 PM
Shitty teams = competition for steelers
good teams - easier competition for steelers

WTF
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2012, 12:10:18 AM
I feel better about the Lions' loss to the Titans now!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no i don't
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2012, 10:20:35 AM
VA Giants...you need to start a QB
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2012, 01:57:57 PM
Lions up, but still look lethargic on offense and defense. That being said, Louis Delmas looks great in his first game back this season
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on October 14, 2012, 03:21:57 PM
I can't keep up with all these teams flip flopping from looking beastly to garbage week to week. It's really fucking with all my fantasy leagues
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2012, 03:28:26 PM
lol refs fucked over the Eagles on a sure TD

Now let's capitalize, dammit
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 14, 2012, 03:47:53 PM
Wow.. Browns are actually going to win a game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 14, 2012, 06:01:01 PM
Falcons :smug

I have a friend who is a really big Raiders fan, rubbing this shit in her face for the rest of the year will be priceless.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 14, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
the raiders suck though.  falcons have had some close games.  still awesome to watch them play well though
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 14, 2012, 07:49:28 PM
Hawks!!!!!!!!

:piss Brady :piss2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on October 14, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
Jets win, Pats lose, satisfying day in football.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Akala on October 14, 2012, 08:14:53 PM
Hawks! :hyper

Still not buying falcons, but I will admit to some bias on that front. :maf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 14, 2012, 08:42:35 PM
seahawks are super fun to watch
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 14, 2012, 08:51:02 PM
Hawks! :hyper

Still not buying falcons, but I will admit to some bias on that front. :maf

How's the view of the division from the cellar? :smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Akala on October 14, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
hey now
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 14, 2012, 09:49:28 PM
The Niners shat the bed. Played a good first quarter and then got too cute and too dumb.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 14, 2012, 10:34:05 PM
texans are straight garbage
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 14, 2012, 10:35:53 PM
Looking like there will only be one undefeated team after today. :smug

Fucking Pats keep shitting the bed, tho.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 14, 2012, 10:51:54 PM
FUCKING GOOD

hate the pats
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 14, 2012, 10:57:32 PM
PD getting near 50 points from rodgers alone
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2012, 02:48:39 AM
the texans :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2012, 02:57:06 AM
Godgers saved my ass this week. I figured I'd definitely lose, given the players I had on bye week
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2012, 11:14:18 PM
a decent MNF game  :o
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on October 15, 2012, 11:35:19 PM
What a collapse
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 15, 2012, 11:40:22 PM
Rivers  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2012, 01:38:21 AM
Won by less than 2 again. :smug

Sooner or later this is going to fuck me, probably when it matters in the playoffs, but until then... WHEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 16, 2012, 01:42:51 AM
You're just like the Falcons!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2012, 02:30:08 AM
four wins in a row :smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2012, 11:07:38 AM
GODDAMMIT WHY DID I START RIVERS?!?!

Good game, Huff. Congrats on the win.  :)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 16, 2012, 05:39:14 PM
Won by less than 2 again. :smug

Sooner or later this is going to fuck me, probably when it matters in the playoffs, but until then... WHEEEEEE!

I hate you
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 19, 2012, 09:50:00 AM
Those halftime adjustments. :bow 49ers :bow2 :pimp
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 19, 2012, 11:35:39 AM
Can all the stupid Russel Wilson fanboys in Seattle now shut up?

Thanks.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2012, 01:09:42 PM
Can't fault him for struggling against the best defense in the nfl. I didn't see the game but the score is prett close
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 19, 2012, 01:15:27 PM
Can't fault him for struggling against the best defense in the nfl. I didn't see the game but the score is prett close

Aside from last week aginst the Pats, Wilson hasn't looked good all year. If we didn't have a great defense, I can't imagine how bad things would be.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 19, 2012, 04:56:05 PM
still baffles me that they aren't starting matt flyn
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 19, 2012, 05:38:52 PM
Can all the stupid Russel Wilson fanboys in Seattle now shut up?

Thanks.

NEVER!

Ya gotta take your lumps when starting a rookie, just goes with the territory.  Honestly I think the biggest problem is that the reciever corps is a fucking joke right now.  Seattle would've won that game last night if everyone wasn't dropping balls.  It was ridiculous.

I still believe in Wilson.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Ganhyun on October 19, 2012, 06:42:01 PM
Falcons :)

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2012, 06:48:00 PM
My views on Matt Flynn are obviously biased considering he looked like Johnny fucking Unitas against the Lions last year; I assumed he was going to roll into Seattle and start asap. Wilson has struggled, but he has also shown a lot of promise/growth. He looked suspect against the SFers but as I said, that's not surprising given that defense's talent.

Can't wait to see Wilson get 300 passing yards and 100 running yards against the Lions next week :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on October 21, 2012, 04:05:57 PM
goddamn texans, go in with lube, yo
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2012, 06:36:10 PM
The STL kicker, whatshisname, has to be the greatest free agent pick up ever.  He kicks lots of long field goals because their offense is terrible.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on October 21, 2012, 07:19:36 PM
My FF team is really fucking me today.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2012, 07:23:12 PM
My FF team is really fucking me today.

 :hyper
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2012, 07:32:35 PM
We should figure out some side bet, Andy.  I've got Matt Forte and 27.7 points vs. your AJ Green and PIT defense. 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 21, 2012, 07:50:29 PM
lololo sanchez

cajole are you okay
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2012, 02:32:44 PM
So Tebow time? Sanchez didn't look bad but that fumble should end his starter gig for a few games
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2012, 07:37:13 PM
I have no faith in the Detroit Lions tonight
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on October 22, 2012, 07:40:33 PM
So Tebow time? Sanchez didn't look bad but that fumble should end his starter gig for a few games

Not yet, Rex is going to stick by Sanchez for as long as possible.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 22, 2012, 07:43:43 PM
lololo sanchez

cajole are you okay

i actually fell asleep on my couch right after the pats kicked the field goal and woke up to 60 minutes

i started sunday funday a bit too early
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 22, 2012, 11:42:19 PM
It's kind of weird to think that Jimmy Haslem paid 1 billion dollars to become the biggest Browns fan. What a hellish deal.

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2012, 01:52:50 AM
PD might want to edit the title of the thread after tonight
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2012, 02:35:40 AM
There's nothing to say that hasn't been said all year. This team went into the off season with some clear objectives: beef up the defense, especially the secondary. Instead we drafted an offensive linemen in the first round, and a WR in the second - who was coming off a big acl injury I might add. Neither player has contributed anything this year; Broyles (the WR) got a touchdown tonight but it was in junk time after the game was pretty much over.

Meanwhile Chicago got better by getting Cutler the weapons he needed while also adding pieces to the defense. Minnesota got Peterson back, their QB is getting better, and they got better at the o-line. Green Bay has struggled a couple times this year but they're still a great team.

Stafford looks like Tebow, I swear. His footwork is fucked up, he looks scared in the pocket, he's constantly throwing jump balls that miss everyone except Calvin, etc. Something is wrong, it's clear he has regressed significantly.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2012, 12:24:38 PM
Stafford: Worse than Hitler or about the same?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote
ALLEN PARK -- Jahvid Best, running back for the Detroit Lions, did not pass his neurological tests last week, and the team does not expect him to play anytime soon.

The move does not come as a surprise considering Best completed his exam last Monday, but Lions coach Jim Schwartz would not reveal the results. According to several sources, Best was never going to be cleared, but the Lions wanted him to accrue another NFL season so the running back could have access to the NFL's pension plan, which is obtained after three years of service.

Here is the statement from Lions general manager Martin Mayhew:

"After today's consultation with medical experts, including representatives from our medical and training staffs, it has been determined that Jahvid will not be permitted to return to play at this time," Lions General Manager Martin Mayhew said.

"Throughout this entire process we always have placed the highest priority on what is best for Jahvid from a health and safety standpoint," Mayhew continued. "While today's decision is disappointing from a football perspective, we fully and entirely respect and support this recommendation.

"Jahvid will continue to work with our medial and training staffs with the hope that he ultimately will be cleared to return to the playing field."

As of today, it appears unlikely that Best will play in another NFL game.

Last season, Best missed 11 games after sustaining a season-ending concussion injury against the San Francisco 49ers. It was at least his third concussion in two years.

Detroit made Best a first-round pick in 2010, despite his history of concussions at the University of California. Best rushed for 555 yards and four touchdowns as a rookie, plus had 487 receiving yards and two touchdowns. Last season, Best had 390 rushing yards and two touchdowns, plus 287 receiving yards and one touchdown before his injury.

However, family members have been concerned about Best's long-term health, and have pressured him to retire for months.

Best is slated to earn $645,305 this season, $876,000 in 2013, and $1.1 million in 2014. He received a signing bonus worth $1.6 million in 2010.
http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2012/10/jahvid_best_fails_neurological.html

Wow, shit ruined my day. At the same time I am very proud of the Detroit Lions organization and how they handled this. They kept him on the team this year, despite knowing he wouldn't play, so he could qualify for an NFL pension (requires three NFL seasons). They could have easily cut him to make room for much needed depth in the secondary or RB, but decided to do the right thing and take care of a guy they drafted. This year has been a disaster but I'm definitely glad the Lions showed some dignity here, in a business that can often be quite cut throat.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2012, 12:10:26 AM
61.8 points tonight from Freeman and Doug Martin!

:rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 26, 2012, 01:02:18 AM
61.8 points tonight from Freeman and Doug Martin!

:rock

Yeah, I saw that shit and was like "fuck, glad i'm not playing gundam this week"
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2012, 01:19:16 PM
fucking Lions
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on October 28, 2012, 01:44:37 PM
fucking Jets. I don't expect much but goddamn is this game hard to watch so far
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 28, 2012, 04:32:38 PM
Fucking Lions.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2012, 05:05:07 PM
Lions with a nice comeback win. The offense showed signs of life, despite Megatron barely being targeted for most of the game. Stafford finally looked comfortable in the pocket and made a lot of easy throws he's been missing all year. Hopefully this is a sign that he has figured out whatever was wrong with him earlier.

The defense continues to suck. I'm going to slap the next Lions fan who claims we have one of the best d-lines in the NFL. This line can't get to QBs, can't stop the run, and constantly fails to get off the field. The secondary has improved since Delmas returned but it's still a problem...

Russell Wilson looked good for long periods, but he also missed some pretty open guys. IMO Seattle could have been even more aggressive in the passing game
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 28, 2012, 06:54:42 PM
zomg cowboys
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on October 29, 2012, 11:01:35 PM
hide yo kids hide yo wife time for the Cardinals
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Ganhyun on October 31, 2012, 08:30:07 PM
Falcons  8)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on October 31, 2012, 09:46:44 PM
:piss bye week :piss2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2012, 01:38:24 PM
Quote
MATTHEW STAFFORD SECOND FASTEST QB TO EVER REACH 10,000 YARDS BEHIND ONLY KURT WARNER (37 GAMES)

that's my qb :bow

now if only he could stop sucking in the first three quarters of games this year
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 01:56:48 PM
I hate living in a city with a mediocre team, the titans are being straight goofed by the bears DEFENSE alone.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Tucah on November 04, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
Bye weeks suck, even when your team is the Jets.

Also Yahoo fantasy, get your shit together and give me my points for Decker please.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 04, 2012, 01:59:34 PM
wtf the bears are up 28-2 in the 1st quarter?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 04, 2012, 02:01:32 PM
wtf the bears are up 28-2 in the 1st quarter?

With only 54 total yards of offense. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 02:11:18 PM
whoever has the bears defense isn't going to be TOUCHED this week
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 02:14:16 PM
and of course its gundam
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 02:48:59 PM
and of course its gundam

:rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 04, 2012, 03:02:32 PM
jags are so bad
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2012, 03:04:28 PM
Lions beating down a horrible Jags team today
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 03:07:52 PM
Megatron is actually performing for once!
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 04, 2012, 03:11:40 PM
Can't wait for tebow to take over the jags
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 03:40:58 PM
best game today by far is the miami/indy game.

the dolphins are a huge surprise this year.  reggie bush actually playing like his draft status, tannehil managing the game when he needs to, and a defense that's stout.  I really hope they snag a wild card this year
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 03:52:09 PM
crazy stats and things so far:

-tillman for the bears: FOUR forced fumbles.  he has 7 on the year, and two TAINTS
-andrew luck has 400+ passing yards and is fucking insane on third down.  dude looks like ben on third down, but with a better arm
-reggie bush had one of the most madden-esque runs for a TD earlier
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 05:34:34 PM
the refs at metlife are gifting this game to the giants
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 06:38:25 PM
Doug Martin is a beast.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 04, 2012, 07:01:53 PM
For real Pittsburgh, are you serious with that shit?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 07:04:15 PM
fuck me in the ear
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 07:19:40 PM
I needed to pick up a WR today in my family league since Welker is on a bye.

I picked up Golden Tate.

That worked well.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 04, 2012, 07:24:27 PM
since when did pitt decide they were going to play D again. Eli am cry
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2012, 07:26:26 PM
We're not getting that game (or any afternoon game on CBS for that matter) in Seattle, what's going on?

All I know is that Eli got me a whopping 2 points in my family league.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2012, 07:27:52 PM
great game

glad I didn't start Cruz today
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 04, 2012, 07:30:01 PM
We're not getting that game (or any afternoon game on CBS for that matter) in Seattle, what's going on?

All I know is that Eli got me a whopping 2 points in my family league.

I've only been half watching on mute while I study, but the giants had basically no offense all game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2012, 09:18:25 PM
@mchappell51: Andrew Luck with 2,404 passing yards for 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning 2,404 passing yards for 5-3 Broncos.

holy shit
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2012, 09:21:36 PM
and of course its gundam

I was actually up on him until Martin went apeshit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: AZ Greg on November 07, 2012, 10:35:54 PM
Fuck the Bears!

Pack gonna win the SB.

That is all.

 :-*
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2012, 11:04:06 PM
:bow

admit it tho, Bears are going to destroy the Packers next time they play :smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 08, 2012, 01:01:59 PM
and of course its gundam

I was actually up on him until Martin went apeshit.

Doug Martin is insane. Running TDs, passing TDs. Crazy yardage.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 08, 2012, 09:40:11 PM
Jags are terrible enough as it as without the refs making garbage calls
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2012, 12:05:34 AM
Justin Blackmon sure is earning every penny of his rookie deal, I'm tellin ya
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 12:41:04 PM
Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2012, 01:23:46 PM
Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.

So you'll score 150 points instead of 200?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2012, 03:06:22 PM
Amazing play from Megatron, wow. Dude is getting beat up out there too
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 03:13:16 PM
Still down, I don't even know how my guys are doing.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2012, 03:20:39 PM
Still down, I don't even know how my guys are doing.

I managed to get in after a 3min wait. You're currently down 74.50 to 74.15

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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 04:00:52 PM
I'm screwed. Can't add players.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2012, 04:04:50 PM
Lions are finished. It's time to fire Schwartz. Four years of no discipline and horribly stupid decisions on offense and defense is enough. Last year seems like it was a fluke: this is still the same old Lions

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 04:15:59 PM
If Yahoo gets this shit fixed before 5pm PST and any of the 4 teams left (5pm tonight and MNF) have available kickers or defenses, I'll be ok.

I don't have faith that that's gonna happen.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 11, 2012, 04:25:17 PM
 forgot to change up my team :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2012, 04:28:34 PM
Fuck you, Yahoo. FUCK. YOU. IN. THE. ASS. DRY.

I don't have money riding in my leagues, but can you imagine how people who do are feeling right now?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 11, 2012, 06:02:11 PM
Alex Smith out. =/
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 11, 2012, 06:35:39 PM
yahoo is back up

although any kicker i pick up wont be added until weds. oh well
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2012, 06:57:09 PM
lol how does the Jets defense have 13 points for me (bye week defensive pick up)? They're losing to the Seahawks 28-7. Wilson has a fumble, but no interceptions
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 11, 2012, 08:13:40 PM
Niners fucking tie the fucking Rams :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 11, 2012, 08:17:07 PM
The Rams didn't even care that the clock was running out.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2012, 08:44:53 PM
PD is curbstomping me  :-\
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 11, 2012, 09:14:10 PM
What the fuck. this game is crazy
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 11, 2012, 11:13:08 PM
this is fucking FOOTBALL.  Only one TD, defensive raping all around, and a muddy rainy game.  unf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2012, 11:43:01 PM
this is fucking FOOTBALL.  Only one TD, defensive raping all around, and a muddy rainy game.  unf

Also, CONCUSSED CUTLER.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.

Ran into the same thing. I don't think you need to worry about anything though.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2012, 10:25:22 AM
Looks like Vick is out too with a concussion.  Am I going to have to pick up Andy Dalton as my backup QB?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2012, 01:51:00 PM
Yahoo's servers are down. I can't change my teams.

FUCK.

Ran into the same thing. I don't think you need to worry about anything though.

In our league, I'm good. I got absolutely dumpsteraped in my other two leagues, though.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 12, 2012, 11:29:39 PM
the steelers are terrible without big ben  :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 18, 2012, 03:39:07 PM
:lol texans

but i still have faith jags are going to blow it
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
My heart :heart

That was a good game. Texans made a lot of idiots calla though
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 18, 2012, 04:54:52 PM
you almost lost to the jags  that's like steeler-level embarrassing
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2012, 04:55:44 PM
I KNOW! Made no sense!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 18, 2012, 05:04:31 PM
Last drive by the jags was terrible. Should have been a win. But jags gunna jag
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2012, 05:07:25 PM
Lions are done. I'd fire the offense and defense coaches..
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 18, 2012, 08:36:34 PM
:bow byron sammich :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2012, 09:56:32 PM
Cowboys look like dog crap, as usual. Jason Garrett was supposed to be a hardass that would whip them into shape, but it's the same old high-penalty, low-effort Cowboys that we saw under Wade Phillips. Dez Bryant tip-toeing out of bounds one yard from the first down marker really sums up these past few years. Fire Garrett and blow up this damn team.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 18, 2012, 09:56:54 PM
:piss byron sammich :piss2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
Cowboys look like dog crap, as usual. Jason Garrett was supposed to be a hardass that would whip them into shape, but it's the same old high-penalty, low-effort Cowboys that we saw under Wade Phillips. Dez Bryant tip-toeing out of bounds one yard from the first down marker really sums up these past few years. Fire Garrett and blow up this damn team.

5-5, baby! Hooray for mediocrity!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Ganhyun on November 19, 2012, 07:33:45 PM
I feel for anyone who had Matt Ryan as their QB last week like I did on my NFL.com league. :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2012, 07:50:00 PM
The Cowboys won't be fixed until Jerry isn't making personnel decisions anymore.  So, the Cowboys won't be fixed until he's dead.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2012, 07:57:45 PM
steelers starting charlie batch next sunday with plaxico burress being signed as a starter

what the nostalgia'd fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 19, 2012, 09:19:01 PM
wow bears looking bad
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 19, 2012, 10:33:33 PM
I really don't want a QB controversy.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2012, 10:46:35 PM
Fuck the Cowboys. :patel

Fuck all Dallas teams. :patel
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2012, 10:51:31 PM
wow bears looking bad

Their D has all of 2 points for me, but it doesn't matter.

:rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 19, 2012, 10:54:06 PM
wow bears looking bad

Their D has all of 2 points for me, but it doesn't matter.

:rock

I'm just hoping for one interception +td from their D to give one of my games a chance
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2012, 11:10:11 PM
Wow, the Bears are terrible tonight. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on November 20, 2012, 09:47:46 AM
At least Jason Campbell is continuing the tradition he left in Oakland.

Also, Kap! :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 02:50:43 PM
Lions fucking robbed by the refs with that TD, holy fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2012, 03:00:09 PM
Lions fucking robbed by the refs with that TD, holy fuck

Lions fucked themselves by challenging the play. If they didn't, the TD would've been overturned.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 03:07:29 PM
whistle should have blown. fucking bullshit. Schartz fucked up but he was put in a position to fuck up by bad refs

bah, time to drink
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 03:16:32 PM
Lions TD :bow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2012, 03:18:11 PM
Lions TD :bow

Don't get cocky, kid.

I'm rooting for Detroit (ie. Stafford and Megatron) too, but there's a lot of football left.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 03:30:03 PM
Not cocky, just glad the team has been consistent thus far. Going into this game we had 1 TD in the first quarter this season. Stafford looks better, although he has missed some easy throws today
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 03:49:19 PM
97 yard drive. Jesus fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 03:59:06 PM
you just needed 7 fucking yards for the FG god dammit
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
No way the Lions win now
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 04:36:22 PM
sigh
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2012, 04:45:07 PM
:smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2012, 04:46:28 PM
Haha pd
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2012, 04:49:32 PM
fucking lions  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 22, 2012, 05:15:21 PM
Schwartz is so gone.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2012, 06:01:40 PM
He was given a contract extension although no one knows the details. I've wanted him gone for awhile. He's a hot head who cannot discipline the team

At least I'm not a fucking Cowboys fan
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on November 22, 2012, 09:28:23 PM
wow jets :rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 22, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 22, 2012, 09:44:12 PM
I'm dying here.  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: bachikarn on November 22, 2012, 09:47:56 PM
This jets game is amazing
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2012, 10:01:10 PM
joel are you okay

post if you're okay
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on November 23, 2012, 01:06:20 AM
Tom Brady and Dez Bryant almost single-handedly carried my fantasy team to a win this week.  And I've still got a projected 40 points coming my way...  :hyper
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on November 23, 2012, 01:52:45 AM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1783237/xrex.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 23, 2012, 08:45:14 AM

2009: 28th in passer rating, 18th in yards per attempt, 29th in completion percentage (out of 32 qualified quarterbacks)
2010: 27th in passer rating, 26th in yards per attempt, 29th in completion percentage (out of 31 qualified quarterbacks)
2011: 23rd in passer rating, 27th in yards per attempt, 28th in completion percentage (out of 34 qualified quarterbacks)
2012: 29th in passer rating, 26th in yards per attempt, 31st in completion percentage (out of 33 qualified quarterbacks)

In recent memory, the only other quarterback this bad through his first four years given this much rope is Alex Smith, but Smith had far fewer pass attempts. In his first four seasons, Sanchez has had 1764 attempts (with five games left), while Smith only had 1172.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 23, 2012, 10:24:47 AM
(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/3754087/stillbetterthancassel.0_standard_709.0.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 23, 2012, 01:33:51 PM
(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/3754087/stillbetterthancassel.0_standard_709.0.gif)

Jets Excellence.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Rman on November 26, 2012, 12:16:22 AM
Fraudgers exposed.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2012, 12:27:44 AM
fucking Rodgers...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on November 26, 2012, 10:56:18 AM
I was at that jets game:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/208tun8.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/ofc77.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/1h2mtf.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/35mjd5c.jpg)

What an embarrassment. Luckily the ticket was free.

:bow Kaepernick :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 26, 2012, 11:09:37 AM
I didn't watch a second of the Browns game yesterday, but I can't believe the Steelers had 8 turnovers and still only lost by 6 points. lol

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 26, 2012, 02:37:42 PM
The Batch effect.

It was a complete embarrassment.  Our defense played great as usual, but without Ben, a decently healthy line, and a CONSISTENT RB, we're fucking awful.  I was hoping they would just say fuck it, take Batch out, then put Sanders in as QB and just run the wildcat.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on November 26, 2012, 02:58:27 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000100909/article/fireman-ed-quits-as-new-york-jets-unofficial-mascot

What an embarrassment. When it rains, it pours.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Akala on November 29, 2012, 10:44:54 PM
Come onnnnnnnn
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2012, 11:08:03 PM
Not sure who I'd rather have tonight- Ryan completing less than 50% of his passes, or Brees turning it over every five minutes
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2012, 11:24:55 PM
:lol apparently you wanted to be Ryan

WHO DAT
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
not enough chest thumping this year from you, Triumph. You should be proud, Matty Ice has become a man and you'll probably win a playoff game.

be thankful for having a good team to cheer for :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on November 29, 2012, 11:30:52 PM
triumph knows the Falcons are going to get bounced in the playoffs
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Spurgeon on November 29, 2012, 11:37:55 PM
Tom Benson should ask for his money back.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Akala on November 30, 2012, 12:40:37 AM
Bree's has played shamefully last few games. Grats to dirties, but you are still gonna be one and done in the Playoffs...how the fuck do you only Win by 10 against the worst d in the league with a +4 turnover differential? At home.

I'm going to the tb game, sucks it prob won't be worth anything. :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2012, 12:54:56 AM
triumph knows the Falcons are going to get bounced in the playoffs

Absofuckinglutely, which is why there's no chest beating.

My troll team to cheer for (the Pats) will probably end up in the SB again though.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2012, 01:38:28 AM
After my "absolutely glorious kick ass did I tell you how awesome I've done?" season, I'm sure I'll lose in the first round of playoffs. :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2012, 02:17:03 PM
Holy shit fuck the refs in the Chicago Seattle game.
Title: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on December 02, 2012, 04:31:55 PM
Wow luck. :lol Detroit
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 02, 2012, 04:31:56 PM
PD explain plz.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 02, 2012, 04:54:17 PM
Luck is just damned good.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2012, 05:35:07 PM
Just fire everybody. You cannot give up 14 points in two minutes, at fucking home. Luck played pretty bad for much of the game, I'm not impressed in the least by that last play - the issue is this secondary, not Luck. Worse yet, we gave them way too much time on that last drive because Stafford couldn't get a fucking first down.

I said it last week, I'll say it this week. Fire Schwartz. He has no control over the team, there is no discipline, he constantly fucks up in crunch time, he is a hot head. He signed a contract extension at the beginning of the season so I'm sure he'll be back, but I would fire him anyway. Pay him to get the fuck out.

Get rid of the O and D coordinators. Trade Suh; he's great but I'm not paying him 15-20mil a year, which is what he'll want.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 02, 2012, 07:13:04 PM
blow up the jets

they are fucking worse than the mets

i don't care that they managed to win
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2012, 07:23:45 PM
Drew Stanton should have stayed with the Jets imo, he could have beaten Tebow and McElroy for the spot
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 02, 2012, 07:46:55 PM
:bow charlie batch :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 03, 2012, 02:58:32 PM
Dwayne Bowe pays tribute to Jovan Belcher by wearing a t-shirt with his name misspelled.

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9JvJMFCYAMmm8J.jpg:large)

It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.....

*sniff*
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2012, 03:54:17 PM
Uhh the guy killed his gf, he's the last person I'd put on a fucking shirt.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2012, 03:58:23 PM
Uhh the guy killed his gf, he's the last person I'd put on a fucking shirt.

That's the detail that tends to get lost, unfortunately. Clearly the guy was going through something pretty bad and maybe something in his brain just wasn't right, but...HE KILLED HIS GIRLFRIEND. It's hard to memorialize a murderer, regardless of the circumstances of his death.

Never mind that, in just a few hours, he turned his daughter into an orphan.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 06, 2012, 10:03:38 AM
Uhh the guy killed his gf, he's the last person I'd put on a fucking shirt.

That's the detail that tends to get lost, unfortunately. Clearly the guy was going through something pretty bad and maybe something in his brain just wasn't right, but...HE KILLED HIS GIRLFRIEND. It's hard to memorialize a murderer, regardless of the circumstances of his death.

Never mind that, in just a few hours, he turned his daughter into an orphan.

This is why I have such a hard time with memorializing the dead.  Where I live, the rednecks around here want to put "In Memory Of" signs on the back of their cars (I think it all started when Dale Earnhardt died).  So many of them are memorializing these people that died in car wrecks that weren't JUST accidents.  Two of the worst ones are the memorial to the drunk driver who died when he hit another driver head on and killed him too, and the kid that was driving his brand new mustang and decided to go hill-jumping.  He brought three friends with him and killed all but one of them.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 06, 2012, 10:05:24 AM
In more relevant news, I go head-to-head with Gundam this week in FF and I'm excited to see who wins.  He'll still be leading the league even if I win, but playoffs start next week!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 06, 2012, 11:40:58 AM
In more relevant news, I go head-to-head with Gundam this week in FF and I'm excited to see who wins.  He'll still be leading the league even if I win, but playoffs start next week!

Good luck, man!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 06, 2012, 12:30:46 PM
I would say you too, but I don't think you'll need it.  :lol

I am kind of curious to see how two of my favorite WR's (Cobb and A.J. Green) stack up against each other.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on December 06, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
(http://images.footballguys.com/Dropbox/Random%20Shots%20-%20Shared/12-14-NYJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2012, 05:12:41 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on December 06, 2012, 09:27:15 PM
http://jukeleft.com/tebow-and-mcelroy-write-a-letter-to-rex-ryan-demanding-more-playing-time/

i know its stupid but i was chuckling while reading it
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2012, 11:55:14 AM
I would say you too, but I don't think you'll need it.  :lol

I am kind of curious to see how two of my favorite WR's (Cobb and A.J. Green) stack up against each other.

You're off to a great start with Knowshon Moreno!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 07, 2012, 12:49:34 PM
Glad he gave me some extra points because the Denver defense definitely underperformed.  That's been my weakness the past couple of weeks.  All my players except for one or two really underperform, but the one or two go in such an opposite direction that it makes up for it.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2012, 02:15:08 PM
2 out of me, PD and awesome-o are going to get the last 2 spots depending on who wins this week.  PD looks like he'll get one spot for sure because 11 Doctors has two WRs that aren't playing in his starting roster, and he hasn't logged in for more than a week  :-\
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2012, 05:32:07 PM
I knew I started Seattle's D for a reason this week. :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 09, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
I knew I started Seattle's D for a reason this week. :rock

 :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on December 09, 2012, 06:10:58 PM
Brees playing shitty is probably going to lose me my playoff game in my pay league. fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2012, 08:43:35 PM
GB defense  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Robo on December 09, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
I knew I started Seattle's D for a reason this week. :rock

Just now seeing the highlights to this game.  :lol  WOW
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2012, 09:10:04 PM
Lynch put the Seahawks on his back, amazing runs
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2012, 10:38:51 PM
Lynch put the Seahawks on his back, amazing runs

Seattle's defense did it even more than Lynch.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 09, 2012, 10:55:37 PM
I just need Arian Foster to outscore the Houston defense, and I'm in the playoffs. I think this can be done.

 :-\

I was always a longshot this week, mostly because BLOODWAKE STARTED TWO RECIEVERS THAT WERE OUT THE FUCKER so PD was always going to win his game and make the playoffs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2012, 11:03:43 PM
I just need Arian Foster to outscore the Houston defense, and I'm in the playoffs. I think this can be done.

 :-\

I was always a longshot this week, mostly because BLOODWAKE STARTED TWO RECIEVERS THAT WERE OUT THE FUCKER so PD was always going to win his game and make the playoffs.

nobody on his bench could have saved him tonight
(http://imageshack.us/a/img803/4016/mysmilie477.png)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2012, 11:38:43 PM
Detroit Lions, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 12:07:21 AM
Gundam is killing me right now by nearly 100 points.  Not even the great Tom Brady can bring me back from this...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 06:48:39 AM
Gundam's autodrafted team is downright ridiculous.

It's no-doubt one of the best FF teams I've ever seen put together.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2012, 10:47:02 AM
I remember laughing at his team after the draft  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on December 10, 2012, 11:20:03 AM
I remember laughing at his team after the draft  :'(

Me too.  :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 10, 2012, 12:00:41 PM
http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=321209026

(http://i.imgur.com/UwshC.png)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 10, 2012, 12:23:01 PM
Gundam's autodrafted team is downright ridiculous.

Yes, it is absolutely ridiculous. I've added three players all season: Seattle defense, Randall Cobb and Jonathan Stewart.

I also thought I'd be down at the bottom of the league. Robo-draftin' fiend for realz.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2012, 12:00:15 AM
:bow Lord Brady :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2012, 12:04:12 AM
Oh my god, Houston noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo     :'( :'( :'(

I'd be here bawling my eyes out, but luckily Raw had a good ending tonight.   So I'm feeling good. :bow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2012, 12:12:54 AM
Patriots look fucking scary.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2012, 12:38:00 AM
fuck the patriots so much.  I'd even take a ravens super bowl more so than a patriots one
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 11, 2012, 01:04:02 AM
I'm in the playoffs! And now I get to face the Automatons in the first round.  :(

It's the playoffs, anything can happen.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 11, 2012, 01:16:02 AM
I'm in the playoffs! And now I get to face the Automatons in the first round.  :(

It's the playoffs, anything can happen.

True enough.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2012, 12:29:39 PM
Playoffs begin tonight!! Can a cardboard robot with a heart of gold knock off the gigantic 70s anmiu real robot from the Honz?

(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11851912,width=190,height=190/Awesomo-(south-park).png) VS (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Gundam.jpg/230px-Gundam.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 13, 2012, 01:00:03 PM
I was going to post pics of the matchup between Maurice and I, but then I realized that there aren't any classy pictures of the suburbs in Detroit and not many people know who the real Groogrux was...

BUT IT'S ON!!!!!!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2012, 02:43:55 AM
mmm, deliciousness

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/espn-suspends-rob-parker-network-ethics-ever-change-230103541--nfl.html

Quote
In the end, whether Rob Parker is fired from the network or not, it's up to ESPN to decide where it wants to go from here. Does ESPN simply replace Parker with another idiot to serve its desire for ethically challenged programming, or will this serve as a wake-up call to the fact that when you put people like Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith in charge of a sandbox and let them run roughshod all they want, you're going to get this kind of garbage over and over again?

Pardon me guys, I'm gonna need a cigarette
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 03:03:58 AM
It's worth noting that First Read is not just the most popular show on ESPN, it's one of the most popular podcasts in the US - and that's largely due to the show performing so well amongst black people. Given that, I wouldn't be surprised if Rob Parker gets fired; this shit has caused a firestorm. ESPN has always ran ridiculous stories about race (remember that WHAT IF VICK WAS WHITE shit?) but Parker took things out of the ridiculous/awkward territory into quite offensive, racist shit.

Parker got kicked out of Detroit after multiple suspensions and reprimands for doing and saying dumb shit. I really hope he gets fired here and it virtually ends his career. I may not like Stephen A overall, but I at least like hearing his opinion every now and then. Likewise while I don't like Skip, who doesn't enjoy watching his Tebow nonsense rise and fall. Parker has no redeeming qualities.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on December 16, 2012, 03:58:58 AM
It's worth noting that First Read is not just the most popular show on ESPN, it's one of the most popular podcasts in the US - and that's largely due to the show performing so well amongst black people.

I don't think that's true.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 04:18:38 AM
"Largely" goes too far perhaps, but the show is doing very well among the younger male demographics, and black male viewers are definitely helping to drive that.

I've been scouring the internet for Stephen A's response to Parker; nearly every clip posted so far just features about 5 seconds of Stephen A. Here's most of the segment. Disclaimer: might want to skip the first two and a half minutes or so, due to the uploader making some rather ridiculous comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W06EuvIR23U

Honestly Stephen A's position is rather eye rollingly annoying as well. RG3 isn't doing anything to "appease the masses," he's acting exactly like he has acted since his early Baylor days; that's just who he is and how he was raised. I applaud RG3 for refusing to be placed in the "black quarterback" box.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on December 16, 2012, 04:25:42 AM
I meant about it being the most popular show.  I know it's doing better than it used to, but I think PTI's still the biggest sports yelling show they've got on.

Remember when some local NAACP chapter head said Donovan McNabb needed to run the ball more rather than acting like a white QB?  I know most of sports journalism is just people projecting their own narratives and cultural biases onto athletic competition (TEBOW!), but c'mon.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 04:18:45 PM
Adrian Peterson is having one of the greatest seasons ever. Amazing
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 04:21:28 PM
if someone would tell me he might beat the single season rushing record after an ACL injury, I'd spit in their face
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: bachikarn on December 16, 2012, 04:28:30 PM
russell wilson is pretty sick
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 04:33:18 PM
Like I said, anything can happen in the playoffs. Tight game between me and Awesomeo right now.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 04:42:42 PM
steelers fucking suck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
Seems like Russel Wilson respec'd out of Cornball Brotha into Real Brotha for +12 agility
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 05:58:53 PM
holy shit at this play by big ben

(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-24wr04.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 06:08:44 PM
Awesome-O 90.45 vs. Gundam 88.35

OHMANOHMANOHMAN

edit: EARL THOMAS MY MAN!!

90.65 vs 100.65 :rock

[fingers crossed]
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 06:21:51 PM
fuck Jamaal Charles
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 06:59:26 PM
explain your team, maurice
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2012, 07:09:02 PM
holy shit at this play by big ben

(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-24wr04.gif)

Cowboys defensive line = (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/dead.png)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:11:51 PM
Seattle is awesome. Keep this going guys!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:20:48 PM
No fucking way.

I'm up 5 on Awesome-O, but now Dallas is mounting a comeback with Murray.

Shit.

 :-\
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 07:24:34 PM
they're about to punt, you may be okay
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:26:21 PM
107.55 - 103.45

GO STEELERS
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 16, 2012, 07:29:29 PM
Seattle is awesome. Keep this going guys!

In Wilson we trust.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 07:34:04 PM
fuck this gay earth
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
So if I had just started Romo, I would have won. Damn.

GG Gundam.

Overtime, man. You've still got a chance.

I can't watch this anymore. Urgh.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 07:43:59 PM
the ineptitude of these two teams I swear

whoever gets in the playoffs is gonna get offed fairly easily in the first round
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:48:22 PM
Oh fuck this shit. Why couldn't the D just run it in?

Field goal, phew.

Great game, Awesome-O. You fought hard, I really didn't think I'd pull this off.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAY EARTH
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Tom Brady decides my opponent next week. Oh man.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 08:27:52 PM
It's not going to be me. Fucking Jamaal Charles. Ten more points and I'd probably be a lock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2012, 09:00:51 PM
This game is so sloppy.

Every team should have a domed stadium, paid for by taxpayers.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 16, 2012, 09:16:03 PM
Dallas, ah yeah. That game was good.  8)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 09:55:43 PM
welp, I survived the first quarter. Alas, Brady just needs one TD to fuck me
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 10:30:14 PM
third quarter, still alive. I won't get my hopes up though. Fuck, just a couple more points may have saved me
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 16, 2012, 10:42:33 PM
Fucking Patriots...
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 10:44:10 PM
Bloody hell, PD could pull this out.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 16, 2012, 10:44:49 PM
Kaepernick (sp?) is my other quarterback...  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 16, 2012, 10:52:36 PM
FUCK
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 16, 2012, 10:54:29 PM
Yay!!!!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
 Get ready, username from a DMB album, giant robot is coming for you.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2012, 11:23:33 PM
Bah gg bro

Victor Cruz and Jamaal Charles fucked me.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 16, 2012, 11:28:06 PM
Hey man, you almost had me.  I picked up Detroit's defense thinking they would seal it for me and they almost put a nail in my coffin.  GG

I have learned from my mistakes this week and am ready to take on your oversized mech warrior, Gundam!  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2012, 11:42:57 PM
 :bow Lord Brady :bow2
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2012, 11:45:04 PM
great tackling there.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 17, 2012, 12:21:39 AM
Brady saved me.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 17, 2012, 03:11:04 AM
Niners! Turned Brady into Bledsoe.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on December 17, 2012, 09:39:34 AM
That fucking 49ers game got me hammered.hungover as shit today.  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2012, 09:44:06 AM
...still can't buy into the Falcons for some reason
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2012, 11:05:13 PM
Allegedly there's a MNF game going on, but it's just the Jets and Titans, so not really
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2012, 11:52:03 PM
I really see no logical reason for Sanchez to be back in NY next year. That should be the final straw
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 17, 2012, 11:52:47 PM
One of the ugliest games I have seen I awhile and I watch most of the browns games.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2012, 12:01:13 AM
I really see no logical reason for Sanchez to be back in NY next year. That should be the final straw

Obviously, but on the flipside there's no reason to go to Tebow either.  I know Woody Johnson is in love with Tebow, if he tries to make Rex and the coaches go to him next year... well, the Jets could have a new coach :P
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2012, 12:08:43 AM
As a Lions fan I can't even laugh. Wow...

hopefully Rex survives another year, Lions suck next year so we can fire Schwartz, and hire Rex
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 18, 2012, 12:54:30 AM
I just realized the Lions lost to the Cardinals. Explain.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
This is a team that could have easily been 8-8 or worse last year if not for other teams imploding and allowing us to make miracle come backs. This is also a team that went into the off season with blatant holes in the secondary and did NOTHING to address it. We drafted an o-lineman in the first round that doesn't even start, and a WR in the second round that blew out his ACL in college, and blew out the other ACL this season - so he's probably not going to be much of anything in the future.

Two years ago we drafted a WR who is now about to be kicked off the team for insubordination. Before that we drafted Jahvid Best, who probably won't play another game in the NFL due to concussions. We have wasted multiple drafts. We continue to draft offensive players, yet this year our offense sucks outside of vanity yards that don't fucking matter. Here's what we should do

1. Fire our GM. He has wasted too many drafts, it's time to go
2. Fire O and D coordinators
3. Trade Suh. I'd rather get a ton of draft picks than have to pay him what he'll certainly want
4. Draft: secondary and linebackers. I hate Notre Dame but Manti Te'o is legit. Draft him if he's there.
5. FIND a WR. You don't need to draft WRs in this league. It shouldn't be hard for one to play well next to Megatron
6. And for god sakes, fix Stafford's mechanics. This side arm bullshit needs to stop. He looks hurt
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2012, 03:00:18 PM
don't fire douche schwartz?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2012, 03:42:49 PM
I wish we could, especially now that it's pretty obvious Rex Ryan will be fired...but the problem is that Schwartz signed a contract extension during the off season and we STILL don't know any details about it; I'm serious, the year amount hasn't been revealed.

So he'll certainly be back, and I think Mayhew (GM) will be back too. This is the same fucking organization that kept Matt Millen forever, and even gave him a contract extension after the entire sports community assumed he was going to get fired. We're fucked.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2012, 03:44:02 PM
I'd fire Schwartz. He's already shown he can't coach players to stop bullshit on the field and keep them from getting into bullshit off the field.  While the Falcons are paper tigers that will undoubtedly fold in the playoffs, I sometimes forget how nice it's been since the whole Vick thing to not have to worry about our players doing stupid shit and getting tossed in jail.  Dmitroff and Smith run a pretty good organization in that respect.

edit: wtf @ the Scwartz contract thing.  :lol Lions
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2012, 03:51:54 PM
I can't think of another organization that has given a coach a contract extension and not revealed any details. I don't care how much money he's getting, how LONG is the fucking contract?

I wish snesfreak posted here. Tampa Bay had a good year, stunk the next...and cleaned house. They have problems this year but are at least moving in the right direction. Why can't we do that? Because the ENTIRE organization is bad
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2012, 10:11:09 AM
As a Lions fan I can't even laugh. Wow...

hopefully Rex survives another year, Lions suck next year so we can fire Schwartz, and hire Rex

He will
spoiler (click to show/hide)
as the next HC of the Lions. :shh
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Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2012, 11:39:51 AM
I'm a big fan of continuity in the NFL. It doesn't make sense to me to have a coaching revolving door every 2-4 years. The only way you can get out of that deathspiral is to get extremely lucky in the draft.

This isn't a particularly great off-season to be coach hunting either. There are going to be a ton of jobs for guys in the NFL and college. If you are not a premier franchise, it's best to find a coach that is competent and stick with him for 6-7 years instead (ala the Bengals).
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 19, 2012, 11:18:35 PM
Well, Gundam and I have both set what it looks like to be our final line-ups for the championship.  I realize that he has me beat in projected points, but I'm not willing to change my line-up anymore.  The players I have are as close to a "sure thing" as I have.  Last week, I almost lost because I put a bunch of players in that I hadn't used before because their projected points looked really good...

Here's for hoping!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2012, 11:47:36 PM
Hey man, want to do a friendly little wager on the championship game?

You like coffee right? How about I send you a pound from my favorite local roaster if you win. And if I win, what do you want to offer up?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 19, 2012, 11:52:04 PM
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2012, 11:54:56 PM
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?

Pound of coffee at Herkimer is like $15, so something comparable? I'd love to say some awesome beer from your kneck of the woods, but it's not the easiest thing to ship nor technically legal (although people do it all the time).
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 12:02:51 AM
That's funny because I was just thinking about how I would be able to ship a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon without getting caught...

The only beer I can think of in my area is from this place called the BBC (Bluegrass Brewing Company), but they only sell bottles and I don't know how hard that would be.

Think I could get away with it?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2012, 12:03:40 AM
I like the sound of the coffee!  I don't know, what sounds like a reasonable wager?

Pound of coffee at Herkimer is like $15, so something comparable? I'd love to say some awesome beer from your kneck of the woods, but it's not the easiest thing to ship nor technically legal (although people do it all the time).

So if you win, he goes to jail? Want to be the general manager of the Detroit Lions, we need someone with your negotiating skills
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 12:07:34 AM
Apparently, the fine for getting caught shipping alcohol is that you lose the alcohol.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 12:14:47 AM
So, beer or bourbon?  Or bourbon beer?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2012, 12:28:40 AM
Apparently, the fine for getting caught shipping alcohol is that you lose the alcohol.

I thought it was like a couple days in jail or something  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 20, 2012, 12:28:57 AM
Bourbon barrel aged beer is awesome, but not a big fan of it by itself. Send a bottle of beer (IPA or stout preferably) if you're feeling lucky.

Otherwise, we'll figure something else out if I win.

Good luck, man!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 12:40:04 AM
IT IS ON!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 20, 2012, 01:25:54 AM
There's bourbon beer?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2012, 01:28:18 AM
There's bourbon beer?

There's beer that gets aged in bourbon barrels, yes.  I'm not a fan of any I've tried so far.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
Yeah, it doesn't taste great at all. 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 08:47:29 PM
Lions call a timeout 23 seconds into their first possession of the game. Fire everyone
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 22, 2012, 09:55:59 PM
Mikel Leshoure is killing me right now.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 22, 2012, 10:44:38 PM
lions still in this on the back of megatron
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 10:50:22 PM
Stafford looking good tonight tonight but still can't get in the end zone.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 11:19:07 PM
Megatron just broke Jerry Rice's record, among others tonight. Grats. WRs are often the definition of divas but Megatron is one of the most selfless, stand up, most respected guys in the league. Well deserved.

He deserves a better team, better coaches, better management.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2012, 11:29:32 PM
LOL, why would he take a knee on the 5? :lol The game's not completely over, dude. A kick-off return and then a on-sides kick were still possible.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 11:30:25 PM
Cut that motherfucker  :lol

he has muffed three punts in the last few weeks
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 22, 2012, 11:40:45 PM
There can only be one Matty Ice and one Matty Ice Cream.

(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Matthew+Stafford+2012+ESPY+Awards+Press+Room+0ImG4yzhexDl.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2012, 11:41:20 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeValenti971/status/282706265635950592

.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
On Sunday, a champion will be crowned.

(http://i.imgur.com/kQEN9.jpg) VS. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Gundam.jpg/230px-Gundam.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 23, 2012, 08:13:08 AM
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on December 23, 2012, 01:03:20 PM
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.

did you not use the yahoo app all season? man that was clutch
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Huff on December 23, 2012, 01:22:26 PM
Jags acting like a competent team. Wonder how many more drives this will last. Turned down a free ticket to go to the game.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 23, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
It's going to be hard on me today.  I've got church this morning and my kiddo is in a play this afternoon.  I'll hardly know what's going on the whole day.

did you not use the yahoo app all season? man that was clutch

I do use the app, but the church I go to doesn't get any cell service... :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2012, 01:59:09 PM
Dez Bryant = 5 catches, 145 yards, 2 touchdowns

:bow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 23, 2012, 02:03:51 PM
I KNOW!! RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 23, 2012, 07:03:20 PM
So Gundam, you like IPA's?  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2012, 07:06:35 PM
Congrats, autodraft.  A winnar is Gundam!

...but seriously, congrats dude.  You're the most likable person on the forum probably... TOO LIKABLE, POTTER.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
The Boy Who Lived :bow

third place again  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 23, 2012, 07:16:54 PM
fucking cunting terrible steelers
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 23, 2012, 07:33:02 PM
Now it's time for real football!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 23, 2012, 09:24:42 PM
niners are either incredibly awful or the seahawks are fucking legit.

rooting for the seachickens now from now on this season
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2012, 09:26:34 PM
I think it's more that God is punishing etoilet for his disgusting Guild Wars love.  Well deserved, really.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on December 23, 2012, 09:40:40 PM
Niners D isn't the same without Justin Smith.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2012, 09:46:20 PM
I've been at our cabin near Mt. Rainier all day with zero coverage. Driving home I thought I'd blown it by not starting Seattle's amazing D.

Great game, Groo. I like the IPAs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2012, 09:46:59 PM
Oh yeah.


HAWKS. Suck it San Fran.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
Is Seattle legit? Their defense is obviously great of course, but sometimes they look like completely world beaters against very good teams (49ers tonight)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2012, 10:17:21 PM
I'd say we're legit. Took Wilson and the non-Lynch offense a while to figure things out.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2012, 10:19:10 PM
I could see Seattle beating their first round opponent, beating the Falcons, and then losing in the NFC championship game.  If that's your definition of "legit" then I guess so.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2012, 10:20:56 PM
I could see Seattle beating their first round opponent, beating the Falcons, and then losing in the NFC championship game.  If that's your definition of "legit" then I guess so.

That's my definition.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2012, 11:09:51 PM
Perfect throw from Russel. I can just imagine Stafford zinging that side armed off his back foot, throwing it behind the WR, and causing an INT or pass defense
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on December 24, 2012, 12:26:16 AM
Sorry, all I saw earlier this evening is that I had lost and I wanted to throw in the towel before heading back into the church. 

Great game, Gundam!  PM me your address and I'll start shopping for your brew.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 03:52:54 PM
The Bears should be blowing us away lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 30, 2012, 04:28:35 PM
Go Minnesota.  rather, go adrian peterson
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 04:52:10 PM
Go Hawks!
Go Cards!
Go Hawks!
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 30, 2012, 04:59:36 PM
go birds
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 05:00:43 PM
Just watch, the Cardinals will manage to beat the 49ers, and we'll lose to the Rams.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 06:42:53 PM
Seattle pulls into the lead
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2012, 06:46:42 PM
And that's why I can't seriously back the fucking Falcons.  No balls on that team.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
WTF Hawks.

We're playing horribly today.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 07:15:58 PM
THAT WAS A FUCKING BULLSHIT HORRIBLE CALL, REFS.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
Vikings are dominating
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 07:21:18 PM
We got hosed on that "incomplete pass" call on Bradford. That was a fumble, he didn't throw it, the ball fell out of his hand due to the hit, and then he made a throwing motion.

:maf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 07:37:18 PM
FUCK THESE REFS. HOLY SHIT.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2012, 07:42:15 PM
Jesus Christ, Peterson is a fucking BEAST.  Not gonna get the record, but is gonna come damn close.  And the Vikings will probably make the playoffs.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2012, 07:45:44 PM
:bow Purple Jesus :bow2

Can't even hate
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 30, 2012, 07:49:46 PM
9 yards.  wow.  sorta feel bad for him, musgrave called three terrible 2nd and 3rd down dump offs where AP could've picked up at least two or three yards on them

either way AP is MVP
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 07:51:38 PM
So close AP. Nothing to be disappointed about though: dude had a stunning season, coming off what most thought was an injury that would ruin the promise of his career.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Steve Contra on December 30, 2012, 09:37:00 PM
Is there a particular reason the score of the Redskins/Cowboys game is front and center on Drudge?  Is there some cultural significance I'm missing?  How is he baiting black people with this?  I haven't followed the season closely enough to know.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2012, 11:10:38 PM
:lol :lol :lol  Romo fail
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 11:12:11 PM
ROMO

Just as Collinsworth was setting up the nauseating comeback narrative hahahaha
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2012, 11:15:31 PM
Seattle at DC next weekend.

Suck it, Willco.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2012, 11:18:06 PM
Redskins have two legit QBs. Cousins was solid in college, I knew he'd do well in the NFL if he was in the right situation.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2012, 12:59:33 AM
Is there a particular reason the score of the Redskins/Cowboys game is front and center on Drudge?  Is there some cultural significance I'm missing?  How is he baiting black people with this?  I haven't followed the season closely enough to know.

Drudge is from the DC area (he went to my high school) so he's presumably a big Skins fan.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 01:04:55 AM
Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever, but I did enjoy seeing the site slam Rob Parker
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 31, 2012, 01:17:49 AM
Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever

That's a thing?
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 01:25:40 AM
Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever

That's a thing?

Yup. He's been pretty pissed about Django and trying his hardest to paint it as a failure, mainly due to some of the stuff Jamie Foxx has said over the years. "Exposing" black reverse racism is a pretty popular exercise on the right. That being said, anyone who shits on Rob Parker gets dap from me, and I do think his comments racially offensive (and I rarely get offended)

see: http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/black-racism-unchained/#CksjHmmczyvE3PQ7.99
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on December 31, 2012, 02:03:21 AM
NFC west champs :pimp
Probably no superbowl though. :fbm
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: treythemovie on December 31, 2012, 03:39:06 PM
Everyone got fired today  :lol

But also Lovie  :wtf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Steve Contra on December 31, 2012, 03:40:26 PM
Drudge is also heavily invested in the "is RGIII black enough, is he a republican, etc" stuff. I know his motive is to expose "reverse racism" or whatever, but I did enjoy seeing the site slam Rob Parker
Just read up on this whole thing and it makes more sense now. 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Everyone got fired today  :lol

But also Lovie  :wtf

Full list:

Raiders - OC Greg Knapp and 3 other assistants
Jaguars - GM Gene Smith
Chiefs - Coach Romeo Crenell
Bills - Coach Chan Gailey
Browns - Coach Pat Shurmur and GM Tom Heckert
Jets - GM Mike Tannenbaum
Chargers - Coach Norv Turner and GM A.J. Smith
Cardinals - Coach Ken Whisenhunt and GM Rod Graves
Eagles - Coach Andy Reid
Bears - Coach Lovie Smith
Cowboys - No change until Jerry dies
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
As a consolation to Romo, I'm pretty sure the Redskins gave him a game ball after last night.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 06:54:27 PM
Instead of making any actual changes, the Lions fired the WR and TE coaches. I'm not making this shit up. No coordinator lost their job today, despite this shitty season. This organization is shit, the team sucks, and I'm a sucker for being a fan.

For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford - you know, the Stafford who had 5k yards and 40 TDs last year. He has completely degressed, and instead of bringing in a new offensive coordinator to help fix his shitty mechanics...we're bringing the old gang back. Amazing.

LOVIE SMITH got fired. Andy Reid got fired. Norv Turner got fired. We could have pursued them -  I'd love to get Lovie or Reid as coach, I'd love to get Norv as offensive coordinator; hell even if we got Lovie as d-coach, I'd be fine. But no, we're bringing EVERYONE back. After losing 8 GAMES in a row. We haven't won a fucking football game since leaves started falling from trees
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2012, 07:46:45 PM

For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford -

 ???
 ???
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2012, 07:51:15 PM
mark sanchez. also I thought he had more TDs than Stafford. I still can't laugh. Stafford sucked

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2013, 11:08:07 AM
I would love for the Browns to hire Lovie. He is used to having shitty QB's every year and still winning.

Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2013, 03:56:57 PM
ray lewis is retiring

needs to serve dat sentence
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 02, 2013, 06:44:09 PM
For all the shit I give Matt Sanchez, he finished with more TDs than Stafford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9Wv46QvV0
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 04, 2013, 09:44:54 AM
(https://i.minus.com/ibfXP8cNgSN8A7.jpg)

OMFG! That Sanchez tattoo....  :rofl


Can this organization be any more bat shit insane? 
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2013, 10:00:19 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 04, 2013, 10:02:36 AM
Ryan would have started Tebow, but a "6" just can't be converted in to a "15"

Though, if he were still fat, he could turn it into a John "3:16."
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on January 05, 2013, 03:40:35 PM
I hope the Bengals pull it off today.  Anybody else with me?

Oh, and Gundam.  I haven't forgotten about you!  I just haven't had a chance to find some quality brew for you yet.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
bengals are aids

also joe webb starting as he should've been all season.  vikings with the read option look like they can be scary
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2013, 08:30:16 PM
why the FUCK would you do that, holy shit Webb :rofl

Is Ponder dressed for the game? After that play I'd be looking to bench Webb lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2013, 08:30:21 PM
bengals are aids

also joe webb starting as he should've been all season.  vikings with the read option look like they can be scary

yeah that joe webb he's wow
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 08:31:18 PM
give it time!  he's evolving
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2013, 08:51:29 PM
yeah nevermind
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2013, 08:51:39 PM
Webb is Sanchez and Tebow combined.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 06, 2013, 05:11:52 PM
seachickens are thugs and terrible

also that's the THIRD FUCKING TIME I've heard M83 on fox's football feed.  dap
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 06, 2013, 06:13:13 PM
Kind of been a dud weekend for playoff games.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: treythemovie on January 06, 2013, 06:30:04 PM
week 17 used up all the good games, leaving the playoffs rather boring for now.

Though at least the Seahawks vs Redskins is finally starting to heat up.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
shannahan is an absolute fucking moron
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 06, 2013, 07:10:20 PM
those replays were cool to watch

/throws up
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 06, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
dude legit broke his knee cap

shanahan should be fucking fired.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 06, 2013, 07:13:07 PM
holy shit he walked off the field

wtf
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 06, 2013, 07:19:50 PM
punt the fucking football, if you fail to convert they're already in field goal range
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2013, 07:32:19 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/8818158/robert-griffin-iii-washington-redskins-not-told-dr-james-andrews-re-enter-game

somebody's gonna get in troubbbleee
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 06, 2013, 08:48:41 PM
If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Steve Contra on January 06, 2013, 09:43:55 PM
The Drudge front page is incredible.  If gundam misses that he's going be so sad.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2013, 09:52:54 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5660/thegundamfile.png)
 :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: treythemovie on January 06, 2013, 09:54:59 PM
Drudge is so bitter right now  :lol


Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on January 06, 2013, 10:16:20 PM
If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend

Actually, I think the Falcons might win that one. Seahawks were looking bad until RG3 retweeked the knee. The problem is that you can run on the Seahawks D, but Michael Turner doesn't really impress me.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 06, 2013, 10:40:23 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_98yX4CUAAcsPQ.jpg)

:rock OPTIMUS PRIME :rock

The Drudge front page is incredible.  If gundam misses that he's going be so sad.

Oh man. I can taste the sad bitter tears through the screen.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: treythemovie on January 07, 2013, 03:36:33 PM
If anybody wants to make some easy money, bet everything you own on the Seahawks, because they're going to make the Falcons their prison bitch next weekend

Actually, I think the Falcons might win that one. Seahawks were looking bad until RG3 retweeked the knee. The problem is that you can run on the Seahawks D, but Michael Turner doesn't really impress me.
The Seahawks have momentum and the Falcons only know how to choke in the playoffs. Then again I might be biased since I want to see ESPN masturbate themselves to death over Seahawks/Packers revenge talk
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2013, 03:47:01 PM
I'm hearing rumors that RG3 may be out next season with a corn MCL/ACL. Is that shit true...?

edit: god dammit. I'm not even going to edit that, it's too ironic
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2013, 03:52:34 PM
corn mcl  :lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2013, 03:53:12 PM
I'm hearing rumors that RG3 may be out next season with a corn MCL/ACL. Is that shit true...?

Mort and Schefter will let us know, I'm sure they're currently stationed in the poor bastard's colon rooting around for info
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2013, 03:57:45 PM
The turf at RFK is deadly. Chris Clemmons has a torn ACL as well and is at least out of the remainder of the playoffs. Someone needs to fix that shit immediately.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2013, 04:08:05 PM
corn mcl  :lol

Rob Parker wins  :'(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2013, 04:14:44 PM
I'm so glad you didn't edit it. :rock
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2013, 04:24:40 PM
apparently out 14-18 months  :(
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 07, 2013, 04:26:46 PM
apparently out 14-18 months  :(

Good jon, Shanahan.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
I'd be getting Adrian Peterson and his medical staff on the phone asap
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Steve Contra on January 07, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
apparently out 14-18 months  :(
:lol
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
The Federman curse strikes again
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2013, 06:20:24 PM
and here we go
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/01/07/tom-joyner-on-rgiii-mike-shanahan-and-django/

I'm not going to bring race into this obviously. Every argument I've heard in defense of Shanahan boils down to 1) you don't pull your franchise, best QB from a playoff game 2) RG3 said he could play. Kirk Cousins is not a scrub, he could have finished that game RG3 could barely stand or pass, he should have been pulled regardless of what he said. I realize he wanted to show his teammate's he had heart...but every player on that team already respects him; he didn't have to prove anything. Also, he's a rookie, not Tom Brady. If the coach tells you it's time to come out, it's time to come out. So the focus should be entirely on the Shanahan
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 07, 2013, 06:51:51 PM
Quote
“He’s as bad as the mean white man in Django,” Joyner said. “Talk to me. Do you agree or not?”

(http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/2005/06/27/iOrR7YiM.jpg)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Steve Contra on January 08, 2013, 06:14:10 PM
https://twitter.com/OnionSports/status/288779859675717632 (https://twitter.com/OnionSports/status/288779859675717632)
Title: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 02:56:09 PM
Saturday
BAL @ DEN
GB @ SF

Who you got? I think Baltimore will keep it close but lose to Fetus Head. And I think GB will stun SF :smug
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: etiolate on January 12, 2013, 03:01:36 PM
Niners/GB really depends on how much Justin Smith can play. Curious to see how GB plays defense against the Pistol read/option. Joe Webb had some success with it until GB figured out he couldn't throw the ball at all.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2013, 05:01:29 PM
I think Denver will end up stomping Baltimore.  I'm more interested in the matchup between Green Bay and San Francisco. 

I hope Green Bay wins it though.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 05:33:04 PM
Manning wishes he was in a dome
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
Manning wishes he was in a dome

Ravens wish they were near sea-level.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 07:35:41 PM
the broncos have played pretty terribly all day but the refs are bailing them out constantly.  and this is coming from a patented ratbird hater
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:00:31 PM
fuck
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 08:01:43 PM
holy fucking shit

this game
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 08:02:14 PM
WOW
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:02:34 PM
CFL-qualitysafety play.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:03:25 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-16ijqmh.gif)
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 08:05:02 PM
You have two timeouts, peyton manning no-huddle, and 30 some seconds...and don't try and get a field goal?  what the shit.
Title: Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
You have two timeouts, peyton manning no-huddle, and 30 some seconds...and don't try and get a field goal?  what the shit.

John Fox
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 08:06:35 PM
he would've given tebow that time
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
what a play
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:42:34 PM
We now know who is the worst Manning brother.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 08:48:42 PM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Tim_Tebow,_BCS_II.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 08:50:59 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iuHnSKscV5tX2.gif)

Tebow>Manning confirmed
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 09:07:38 PM
In the last two years, playoff wins:

Tim Tebow: 1
Peyton Manning: 0

In the same number of playoff game appearances.  Loooooooool
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 12, 2013, 09:13:07 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iuHnSKscV5tX2.gif)

That's the body of a QB who can't beat out Mark Sanchez for a starting job. This is the body of a two-time Super Bowl winner:

 (http://static.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eli-manning-beach.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mandark on January 12, 2013, 09:14:53 PM
In the last two years, playoff wins:

Tim Tebow: 1
Peyton Manning: 0

In the same number of playoff game appearances.  Loooooooool

...
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 09:33:01 PM
In that two year span.  In 2010, Peyton was in the wild card game and lost to the Jets.  He was out all last year, then was in this year's divisional game and lost.  Two playoff games.  Tebow's only playoff games were the two last year, first beating the steelers then losing to the patriots.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 09:46:25 PM
great run from Kaepernick. Nice blocking from Ted Ginn too
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 09:46:57 PM
great run from Kaepernick. Nice holding from Ted Ginn too

ftfy
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2013, 10:40:24 PM
I haven't posted on GAF really at all in the past year and I never paid much attention to NFL-GAF, but I remember FMT's Alex Smith love and this must be so bittersweet for him :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2013, 11:31:23 PM
Well, looks like I'll be wrong about both games.  SF is killing GB...
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2013, 11:36:52 PM
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

yes
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2013, 11:43:43 PM
goddamn, 181 yards.

A Niner, Seachicken NFC championship game sounds so sexy.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 02:05:21 AM
goddamn, 181 yards.

A Niner, Seachicken NFC championship game sounds so sexy.

We still gotta win tomorrow, but I feel better about a Seattle-San Francisco matchup than Seattle-Green Bay.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2013, 02:12:10 AM
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

yes

Cornball brothers are taking over the game
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 02:17:27 AM
Is Kaepernick part black? Because he doesn't run like any honkey I've seen.

yes

Cornball brothers are taking over the game

At least Von Miller lost, so there's no black hipster on the level of Durant/Westbrook winning today.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2013, 03:44:56 AM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1790807/sadalex.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:10:22 AM
poor guy.  I've never been as down on Smith as some others have, and I think surrounded with a good system, he'd be a truly great QB.  Maybe the Browns can pick him up.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 13, 2013, 04:18:05 AM
NINERS

I was sort of expecting this. Now the Niners can get their expectations high for the next game and then lay an egg.

If Roman or Norv Turner get a job somewhere else, I think you may see Alex Smith go to that team.

Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:27:59 AM
Well the rumors are that Norv might go along with chudzinski to Cleveland, so maybe my prediction/wish isn't so wrong

edit: apparently he already signed as the OC for the browns!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2013, 04:43:18 AM
I would have loved to get Norv as OC of the Lions but guess who didn't fire anyone after a 4-12 season
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 05:40:26 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 02:32:28 PM
Jesus... didn't see this coming.  Falcons are playing like an actual football team.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 02:50:25 PM
Wilson is showing his youth, and our defense doesn't know what the fuck is going on. :lol

Zach Miller is the only Seattle player doing his job today.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I secretly hope my pessimism works in our favor, but I'm not counting on it.
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Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 03:36:35 PM
Don't worry Falcons fans. We WILL blow this.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 03:42:58 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/kag324/uhhh_zps6c0cd40d.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 13, 2013, 03:57:50 PM
Falcons need to actually tackle dudes
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:00:25 PM
omgggggg
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:00:41 PM
lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
What a bunch of fraudulent choke artists. 
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:02:39 PM
Gundam's already setting things on fire.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:02:57 PM
you don't give mattural ice 31 seconds!!!!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:04:26 PM
:lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:08:24 PM
Gundam are you okay? Post if you're okay!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
seattle: learn 2 prevent
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
:bow Icing the Kicker :bow2
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 04:10:41 PM
:bow Icing the Kicker :bow2
Only one iced is Matty Ice.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:12:14 PM
OMG, WTF?
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
...
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:13:10 PM
(http://imageftw.com/uploads/20110227/KornheiserWhy.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Falcons proved they wanted to lose this game the least there at the end.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 04:15:53 PM
OMG WTF I DON'T EVEN
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 13, 2013, 04:17:22 PM
hilarious end
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:18:02 PM
the falcons tried so hard to lose

it's in their nature
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 13, 2013, 04:18:44 PM
ugh, I never follow or watch or care about football, had no idea the playoffs were even going on, and just stumbled in on the last two minutes of this game and I'm STILL pissed off enough to have my day ruined. wtf was that time out thing at the end?
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 04:18:45 PM
Hehe, I'm fine. After that first half I figured we were toast. A blowout would've been better than this finish on my fragile heart, though!

Falcons are going to be eviscerated by the 9ers next weekend.

Don't worry Falcons fans. We WILL blow this.

Look at that. I was right!

Pete Carrol fucking blew this game by not kicking field goals earlier, and that dumbass timeout.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 04:36:14 PM
Has a game ever been so directly decided by a single fuckup by the coaching staff?

Yeah, like 2 or 3 times a season with the Cowboy (see: Jason Garrett calls a timeout, ices his own kicker).
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 04:43:19 PM
lol pats
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:44:03 PM
schoob
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Harbaugh Super Bowl. Ravens-49ers.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 04:50:07 PM
Harbaugh Super Bowl. Ravens-49ers.

This is what I want.  Harbowl, two good defenses, and two of the best runners (Rice and Kaep).
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 05:47:00 PM
lol Texans.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 05:57:11 PM
zzz
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 06:10:37 PM
We motivated the Texans.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2013, 06:19:38 PM
man I really hope brady lays and egg in the second half.  A Texans/Ravens championship game has two fraud QBs but with great RBs and crazy good DLBs.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 06:35:56 PM
how is Welker still alive.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
man I really hope brady lays and egg in the second half.  A Texans/Ravens championship game has two fraud QBs but with great RBs and crazy good DLBs.

Shut up, I'm sick to fucking death of hearing about Jesus McMurder the leader of men and retiring linebacker.  Brady-chek are the only force in the NFL evil enough to derail God's plans for his linebacker.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 06:56:18 PM
GAME OVER, MAN.  GAME OVER.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
 :bow Lord Brady :bow2
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2013, 07:11:49 PM
You come at the King, you'd best not miss.

*whistles Farmer in the dell*

Seriously though, if the Pats can make it past the Ravens next week, there's no Eli to deny Lord Brady his fourth ring.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 13, 2013, 07:20:50 PM
Murder is forgivable as long as you start believing in Jesus and keep winning football games.  Just don't ever participate in dog fights!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 13, 2013, 07:28:39 PM
Peyton Manning has always been the media darling but after this weekend, Brady vs Manning has clearly been decided.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 13, 2013, 07:56:32 PM
That was some amazing garbage-time stat padding.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Brehvolution on January 13, 2013, 08:28:19 PM
Oh man Kap..... wow. I'm a true believer now.

Watching Gonzales go up against Willis/Bowman/Whitner. That's going to fun to watch next week.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2013, 08:28:59 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2006547/rayterminated.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Brehvolution on January 13, 2013, 08:32:24 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2013, 12:13:12 AM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/kag324/uhhh_zps6c0cd40d.jpg)

this is what cloud and jarosh's kid will look like
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 14, 2013, 12:15:04 AM
this is what cloud and jarosh's kid will look like

regardless of sex
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 04:19:39 AM
Rodgers and Peyton go out in the same round and ESPN's frontpage for the NFL is about how Brady's amazing QBness alone makes the Pats the fave.

Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2013, 08:19:40 AM
Rodgers and Peyton go out in the same round and ESPN's frontpage for the NFL is about how Brady's amazing QBness alone makes the Pats the fave.

Yup.  SUCK IT.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2013, 09:30:00 AM
maybe if the broncos secondary wasn't dogshit. how the living fuck did that pass to tie the game in regulation happen. ugh die brady
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2013, 01:59:06 PM
Brady pretty much secured himself as the best of his era though. Manning looked like the playoff Manning of yore

Lord Brady don't choke :smug
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2013, 02:19:03 PM
he didn't win a playoff game for 3 years though

I blame that mostly on shitty defenses however
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2013, 02:57:10 PM
Tom Brady: 17-5, 6 GW drives, 3 Super Bowl wins
(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/2048467_o.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2013, 03:00:52 PM
I fucking hate him but he's just so good  :'(
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2013, 03:14:08 PM
Also, he fucks Giselle.  Don't forget that.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2013, 04:31:00 PM
I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2013, 04:39:25 PM
That Wayne Gretzy was okay, but he sure couldn't hit the puck as hard as Bobby Hull.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2013, 04:51:26 PM
I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img145/5598/belic.png)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2013, 04:59:44 PM
I think Brady's pretty good now, but for most of his career he was a game manager in a QBing for dummies system. He rarely had tough throws early on. Peytons weakened as he's aged, losing arm strength, but would often make throws that Brady could not. Brady has improved his arm some over the years. It seems better than when had Moss and he was throwing junkballs up and getting bailed out by Moss. His sideline throws are real nice now.

Brady's no Small Hands
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 03:17:44 PM
Hotlanta already styling :bow
Title: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Huff on January 20, 2013, 03:29:42 PM
Totally unable to run the ball though.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 03:47:01 PM
Ryan and Jones bow
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Atlanta blowing leads?  How odd!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 04:29:25 PM
M. Ryan   18/24   271   11.3   3   0   151.2
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
david akers won't have a job next season
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2013, 05:48:43 PM
That's not a catch
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
eh, yes it was.  it was called a catch, not enough to overturn it, so thus its a catch
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
What a game.  :o
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
eh, yes it was.  it was called a catch, not enough to overturn it, so thus its a catch

ball hit the ground before he had full possession
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 20, 2013, 05:52:41 PM
Harbaugh going fucking nuts is always fun to watch lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 05:54:09 PM
what are you talking about.  his left hand was under the ball for most of the process, tip of the ball hit the ground, but it never left his left hand until he switched it over to his right when he rolled up.  that's a hard thing to overturn.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
squeeee.  down to this!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2013, 05:59:23 PM
What a great game. Lazy Sunday justified.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 05:59:45 PM
jesus.  harbough fucked up this last minute and a half on how to control the clock.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: bachikarn on January 20, 2013, 06:03:18 PM
pretty good hail mary at the end
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2013, 06:03:36 PM
Matty Icing that seperated shoulder.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
Sweet!  Now its the other Harbough's turn.  MURDER BRADY
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2013, 06:05:39 PM
Super Bowl

time

-_-
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 06:11:11 PM
Congrats to the 49ers, they're the better team.  Maybe one day we'll figure out how to put a team away when we take a lead.  Still, good season out of the Falcons- they were able to achieve more than I thought they could.

Now, let's go Pats!
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 20, 2013, 06:15:49 PM
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/social_assets/nfl/2012_Postseason/NFC_Championship/HarbaughReacts.gif)

Harbaugh's tears feed me...

Too bad about the win.  :maf
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: treythemovie on January 20, 2013, 06:31:24 PM
Com'n Harbaugh vs Harbaugh superbowl
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2013, 06:43:05 PM
The week rest for Super Bowl will help with Justin Smith's elbow. The pass rush has been less a factor since his injury and they'll need it versus either team.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 08:31:26 PM
Welker, you fucking midget.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 08:40:23 PM
God's Team :bow
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 09:01:13 PM
 :piss Pats  :piss2
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 09:07:24 PM
whoa that guy got annihilated
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 09:09:53 PM
Ugh fuck, Pats aren't playing well enough to win.  2 weeks of ZOMG FIRST TIME TWO BROTHERS COACH AGAINST EACH OTHER IN SUPERBOWL ZOMG on espn is going to ruin me.  Plus, I'm not sure who I'd root for... on the one hand, you have God's linebacker Stabby McMurder, and on the other hand you have a team whose victory would bring etoilet joy.  Fuck.
Title: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Huff on January 20, 2013, 09:11:28 PM
Damnit I hate the ravens
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 09:15:57 PM
how the fuck can anybody root for the patriots

and that's coming from a steelers fan
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 09:16:43 PM
how the fuck can anybody root for the patriots

and that's coming from a steelers fan

Son, Tom Brady has won me a fuck ton of money.  That's good enough for me.  Also, I fucking HATE Ray Lewis.  Black people shouldn't get away with murder, just us whites.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 09:18:24 PM
that justice system, just burns doesn't it  /chappelle
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 09:18:49 PM
I hate him too.  But the patriots are cheaters and have been exposed as frauds ever since the spygate story has come out.  they are satan's team

at least I can look at the ravens and smile that Bert has been outperforming Brady the last FOUR games they've played against each other
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2013, 09:21:12 PM
I was really hoping the Texans would make the Superbowl, but failing that, I'll take a Patriots loss in the NFC championship game.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 09:25:41 PM
I hate him too.  But the patriots are cheaters and have been exposed as frauds ever since the spygate story has come out.  they are satan's team

at least I can look at the ravens and smile that Bert has been outperforming Brady the last FOUR games they've played against each other

You really are fucking stupid, aren't you?  They've made like 5 AFC championship games and 2 superbowls since spygate.  Hurp a fucking durp, get a brain moran.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 09:27:48 PM
yes, and have they won one since

nope.

let me hate dammit
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 09:30:13 PM
yes, and have they won one since

nope.

let me hate dammit

Nope.  Especially considering every superbowl they won was pretty close.  These things aren't easy to win.  You can hate them, but you have to admit they're good.  That's the price of admission.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2013, 09:30:46 PM
I get sick of the phony love fest for the Pats and how often they've benefited from questionable calls.

But I'm also worried about Kaepernick and the Niners turning into that same PR beast.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2013, 09:33:21 PM
Well, maybe we'll get lucky and there will be another hurricane.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2013, 09:47:15 PM
lol brady
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 10:05:21 PM
brother vs brother

ESPN is gonna go crazy
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2013, 10:06:52 PM
brother vs brother

How long before someone on ESPN makes a Civil War reference?
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 20, 2013, 10:07:30 PM
"God is amazing!!"

 Cut to guy who can't move and has to talk through a computer.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2013, 10:39:09 PM
Brady.  :'(
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2013, 11:40:42 PM
God's Team vs Gomorrah
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 21, 2013, 03:26:09 AM
brother vs brother

ESPN is gonna go crazy

Brothers?

(http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/040/744/RobParker_original_crop_exact.png?w=650&h=440&q=75)
I don't see no brothas
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2013, 04:07:26 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2049057/LOLofthering_medium.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2013, 04:44:17 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 22, 2013, 05:03:22 PM
I knew that would be what bumped this thread.  And its glorious.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2013, 05:33:57 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Steve Contra on January 22, 2013, 05:41:24 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2049057/LOLofthering_medium.gif)
Wow, that was just way too much time spent on a gif...until Ray Lewis showed up with a white beard.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2013, 05:47:59 PM
this Callahan sabotaged the super bowl story is cray

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8868196/tim-brown-bill-callahan-sabotaged-oakland-raiders-super-bowl-xxxvii-loss
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
that gif :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2013, 08:39:57 PM
The brady face in the lava makes me laugh every time.  :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 28, 2013, 11:19:01 AM
Best play of the Pro Bowl:

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cumdmm15h8agif/original.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2013, 11:23:33 AM
Best play of the Pro Bowl:

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cumdmm15h8agif/original.gif)

Dawson was my fantasy kicker this year. Hehe.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: etiolate on January 28, 2013, 09:56:55 PM
http://www.smdailyjournal.com/article_preview.php?id=1762218&title=Former%2049er%20charged%20with%20attacking%20ex-boyfriend

Quote
Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 28, 2013, 10:35:31 PM
http://www.smdailyjournal.com/article_preview.php?id=1762218&title=Former%2049er%20charged%20with%20attacking%20ex-boyfriend

Quote
Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.

#thebore
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 29, 2013, 11:07:55 AM
It's a real shame that not many people know of Phil Dawson's greatness. Kickers are generally an underappreciated bunch, but it's another to be a great kicker stuck on a perenially bad team.

Quote
At 37, in his 14th season, the Browns' place-kicker is not only better than ever, but is among the best of all-time. He has made 284 of 340 field goals, or 83.5 percent in his career, which is the 11th-best accuracy mark of all-time.

He is 21 of 30 from over 50 yards (!!).

Played his whole career in the AFC Central, which all have teams with open-air stadiums in usually nasty conditions.
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 30, 2013, 02:50:01 AM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sprayspray.jpg)

PD, explain... that is hair in a can right?
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 03:02:18 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2013, 04:35:50 AM
(http://tinyurl.com/aey6zga)

It could have been worse, Creepy Old Guy. A lot worse
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9818/slg.png)
Title: Re: NFL Annual Thread of Lions-less Playoffs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2013, 11:55:38 PM
Game day is upon us fellas.

I'm going with Baltimore. 31-27

Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Brehvolution on February 03, 2013, 12:56:36 AM
49ers 34-17. :pimp

Dat pistol whipped.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 12:56:47 AM
Alex Smith is going to get his Super Bowl ring.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 01:40:06 AM
Niners, 23-17
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Groogrux on February 03, 2013, 09:56:01 AM
Niner's with #>Ravens
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Robo on February 03, 2013, 01:21:41 PM
27-20, Baltimore, duh.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 01:40:27 PM
San Fransisco, 3-2
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 01:49:02 PM
I predict that one team will score more points than the other, and thus become the winner of this sporting event.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2013, 01:49:44 PM
49ers better shit in the ravens' mouths, i fukken hate ray lewis
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 02:03:02 PM
I'm rooting for the commercials.

Also, enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIq_kYuhI0
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 03, 2013, 02:05:03 PM
please god, make all my neighbors go watch this elsewhere, especially the guy above me  :'(
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Positive Touch on February 03, 2013, 02:34:05 PM
im just here for the nachos and chicken wings
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: drew on February 03, 2013, 03:06:52 PM
the puppy bowl just started on animal planet, today's real television extravaganza.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 03:15:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCPbf5CQL8
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Barry Egan on February 03, 2013, 03:44:57 PM
Would get more people talking if it all culminated in 9/11.  Allstate dropping the ball.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 06:35:45 PM
CBS stream is very nice

SF looks shaky so far
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Positive Touch on February 03, 2013, 07:01:33 PM
lawl my TL is mostly activists so I'm getting a constant steam of critiques about these commercials
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 07:07:18 PM
Joe Flacco does a pretty good impersonation of a quarterback.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 07:24:59 PM
Flacco gonna get paid
Title: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Huff on February 03, 2013, 07:29:01 PM
great throw by the loser adopted kid
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 07:30:45 PM
That Fast and Furious 6 trailer looks pretty hot.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 07:36:38 PM
Wow risky call there. Thanks Ravens.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Positive Touch on February 03, 2013, 07:43:59 PM
SLAP FIGHT MINI-GAME
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 07:48:24 PM
Ray Lewis needs to teach them how to fight
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 07:49:45 PM
This is sad.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 07:50:14 PM
San Franshitco
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 07:51:23 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 03, 2013, 08:01:57 PM
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Killer Ray wins the game + MVP and new evidence shows that he absolutely was on PEDS? 
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 08:12:41 PM
Beyonce is hawt as fuuuuuuuuck. Wardrobe malfunction, pls.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 08:14:21 PM
Ray Lewis has no chance at MVP. He's been getting killed by the Niners players.

The Niners came out shaky. No way you should have a formation penalty on your first play, especially when your first play is a huge gain on offense. Davis is killing the Ravens, but the Ravens are scoring in the red zone and the Niners aren't. Gore isn't having a good game. He's had a few decent runs, but he has been crossed up on the play actions and not really been a major impact on the game. Kaepernick, outside of two bad throws, has been pretty good. He needs to checkdown when it's there and extend some drives. He's trying to have his arm beat everyone on defense when he doesn't need to do that. The Niners pass rush has actually been better early on that it was in the previous two games, but they aren't pulling Flacco down. They need to create their own turnover and disrupt Flacco in some way.

Also, the GAF thread is unreadable. The OT is the shittiest part of GAF now and the thread moves too fast and is too full of everyone that makes the OT a disaster.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 08:17:03 PM
YES YES YES
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:21:09 PM
Beyonce is lip-synching, right?
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Positive Touch on February 03, 2013, 08:23:23 PM
daaaaaamn.... *lights up*
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 03, 2013, 08:24:37 PM
It's ok even if she is lip syncing?

I mean, how many people are fans of Beyoncé because of her artistic talents?
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 08:25:22 PM
yeah I muted all of that

Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Beezy on February 03, 2013, 08:30:14 PM
God I love Kelly. Still though, fuck Jay-Z.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Beyonce is lip-synching, right?

I was looking for it but nah, she wasn't. I wish she had back up singers instead of using the track for choruses and stuff though.

still hnnnnggg

(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-22i5ulb.gif)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:32:30 PM
I don't care if she was or wasn't. I just couldn't tell.

Holy crap Baltimore is shitting in SF's wide open mouth. :lol
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 08:33:06 PM
wow that's probably game over
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: drew on February 03, 2013, 08:33:51 PM
that was pretty boring, even more so than the actual game itself which is really saying something.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:33:53 PM
Akers can win this, mang.
Title: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Huff on February 03, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
anything else on tv tonight?
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fRLzP.gif)

stylin on em
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:36:45 PM
anything else on tv tonight?

Downton Abbey and Girls.

Although, funny enough, HBO ran the new episode of Girls last night to not interfere with people's Super Bowl watching.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: drew on February 03, 2013, 08:37:27 PM
anything else on tv tonight?

off their rockers, how it's made, bar rescue, tosh.0 reruns...

nope!
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:41:09 PM
WHOOPS!

Half the main power is out at the stadium.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 08:42:28 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8df3kImjn1rbmzp1o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:43:31 PM
OH NO! THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COMMERCIALS TO FILL THE TIME
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 08:45:18 PM
Worst Super Bowl ever. :lol
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 08:45:47 PM
Good lord.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 03, 2013, 08:49:29 PM
Watching worlds strongest man instead. It never lets me down.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 08:51:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_XOVh-cDtk
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:54:36 PM
Cracked another beer.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Groogrux on February 03, 2013, 08:55:42 PM
Hey guys!  I made it to the Super Bowl!  I just took a photo of myself there!

(http://guerillabasement.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/black-1.2.jpg)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 08:56:46 PM
Hey guys!  I made it to the Super Bowl!  I just took a photo of myself there!

(http://guerillabasement.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/black-1.2.jpg)

Hey look! I'm right behind you with Drinky.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 09:00:09 PM
Hey guys!  I made it to the Super Bowl!  I just took a photo of myself there!

(http://guerillabasement.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/black-1.2.jpg)

Hey look! I'm right behind you inside Drinky.

fixed
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 09:01:12 PM
Hey guys!  I made it to the Super Bowl!  I just took a photo of myself there!

(http://guerillabasement.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/black-1.2.jpg)

Hey look! I'm right behind you inside Drinky.

fixed

:bow
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 03, 2013, 09:07:45 PM
Worst Super Bowl since Raiders/Titans
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2013, 09:17:27 PM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563493_498086190238074_1281071633_n.png)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
thats so ravens

(http://www.juanelway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Kansas-State-Fan-Is-Not-Happy-GIF.gif)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 09:33:16 PM
Suddenly it's a competitive game. :lol
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Father_Brain on February 03, 2013, 09:34:10 PM
That PSY pistachio ad made me physically ill.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 09:34:55 PM
so...this game got good all of a sudden :rofl
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 09:36:36 PM
niners got some

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1fulIHiv1qzju31o1_400.png)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 09:49:17 PM
Akers totally flopped btw
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 10:05:58 PM
Baltimore fans praying for a double-murder to save the season.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 10:17:37 PM
love all the tears from gaf about this game right now
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2013, 10:23:13 PM
is this bebpo in the benz cla commercial?
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 10:25:45 PM
I love the montana stain commercial

and the first M&M one
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Groogrux on February 03, 2013, 10:30:00 PM
Baltimore fans praying for a double-murder to save the season.

:rofl
Title: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Huff on February 03, 2013, 10:36:01 PM
i guess that about wraps it up
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 10:37:05 PM
GOD'S TEAM
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 10:38:01 PM
that was SO OBVIOUSLY DPI
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 10:41:25 PM
that was pass interference but I'm not going to focus on it

I don't know why one of those downs wasn't a read option or QB draw. Ravens too slow to catch Kaepernick.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2013, 10:42:03 PM
lol
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 10:42:28 PM
wow and that's obvious holding on that punt safety

come on refs get at least one call right
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: bachikarn on February 03, 2013, 10:42:50 PM
omg, that safety just cost me $400
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
refs been awful against the niners

superdome has been awful to the ravens
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 10:47:09 PM
lol, did I just hear a "Fucking awesome!" on live TV?
Title: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Huff on February 03, 2013, 10:47:17 PM
good on flacco

fuck ray lewis
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Groogrux on February 03, 2013, 10:47:37 PM
lol, did I just hear a "Fucking awesome!" on live TV?

Yep.  Joe Flacco, ladies and gentlemen...
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 10:49:58 PM
ravens escaped that game...without playing well at all in the second half.  And they got lucky as fuck with that awful no-call on the last niners play

Niners should have won.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 10:50:07 PM
Flacco don't give a shit about fines, he's bout to get paid
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
Niners and "should have" don't belong in the same sentence. They were on their way to a blowout before the freak blackout, then almost came back only to lose a close game. They didn't deserve shit

(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-233u2p.gif)

Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2013, 11:03:12 PM
FUCK THIS SAD EARTH
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2013, 11:05:09 PM
....yet they came back and dominated the ravens the entire second half.  They would have won that game if that stupid no-call didn't happen, it's as simple as that.  Forget about the blackout, Kaep, Gore, and Davis were shitting all over the Ravens D in the second half, the blackout doesn't matter.

The fact that they came back 28-6 to make it 28-23...in the matter of 4:10...is insane.  They had the momentum, and a terrible no-call killed it.

but whatever, it was a good game and ray lewis is finally away from my eyes
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2013, 11:08:30 PM
that justice system, it just burns doesn't it

(http://prosportsextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/RayLewisFInalDance_original.gif)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 11:08:55 PM
The Niners were moving the ball on offense the whole game. The score looked like a blowout, but it was mostly a few mistakes and that kickoff return. They cut out the turnovers and mistakes in the second half and finally made something off it. I don't think they took advantage of what they could do on that final drive. They got fucked by refs as well. In the end, this game was a lot like the Niners other losses where they looked like they weren't focused early on.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2013, 11:12:31 PM
Jim Harbaugh wouldn't come out of the locker room, haha.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 11:20:04 PM
He doesn't come out of the locker room win or lose. He didn't come out after the Falcons game either.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 03, 2013, 11:32:57 PM
that justice system, it just burns doesn't it

(http://prosportsextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/RayLewisFInalDance_original.gif)

Don't worry, in 20 years he'll go to jail for stealing back his own memorabilia

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but mostly murder
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Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2013, 11:59:10 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ip2LD9OTcEKpH.gif)
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 01:26:04 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 04, 2013, 08:39:41 AM
Flacco in the playoffs this year: 11 TD's 0 INT's.  :o
The only other QB with zero picks in the playoffs was Cousins, but he had just ten attempts.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: ManaByte on February 04, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
(http://i.minus.com/ip2LD9OTcEKpH.gif)

:rofl :rofl :rofl

The only reason they didn't call defensive holding on the Ravens in the 4th was because they didn't want to be stabbed.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2013, 01:28:02 PM
Flacco :rofl
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-player-interviews/0ap2000000135765/Flacco-I-m-going-to-lead-this-football-team

skip to 3min mark

Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2013, 03:07:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwKTa_Baew

:rofl
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Huff on February 06, 2013, 10:57:06 AM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487922_10151284866171317_290276823_n.jpg)

new jags logo looking pretty good

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://butattheendoftheday.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/jaguars.png)
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Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 11, 2013, 04:38:47 PM
Is your team hungry for a QB? How bout a big slab of JaMarcus Russell in 2013? He comes garnished with a side of Jeff Garcia.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1523710-comeback-2013-jamarcus-russells-road-back-to-the-nfl-trailer?hpt=hp_c3
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2013, 05:14:22 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487922_10151284866171317_290276823_n.jpg)

new jags logo looking pretty good

(http://butattheendoftheday.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/jaguars.png)
That's not how you spell "London."

Is your team hungry for a QB? How bout a big slab of JaMarcus Russell in 2013? He comes garnished with a side of Jeff Garcia.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1523710-comeback-2013-jamarcus-russells-road-back-to-the-nfl-trailer?hpt=hp_c3
He should try to play on the o-line
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2013, 02:14:57 PM
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/740/603/harbaugh_original.gif?1361819498)
:rofl

Te'o failing to impress
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2013, 01:55:54 PM
Seahawks signed Percy Harvin.  :o
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 03:27:52 PM
The benefits of being a good organization. They've got the money to pull it off, and they've drafted well for years. Finding guys like Sherman and others, stacking that team on offense and defense to the point where they can spend money to add that last piece or two for a Super Bowl run.

Meanwhile the Lions have wasted most of their recent drafts. Sure we hit jackpot with our first picks recently (Suh, Stafford, Megatron) but you're supposed to hit jackpot on those picks; can't really brag about that. Where are the second and third round finds, or fourth and fifth round guys who can get on the field?

It's a shame because I'm starting to wonder whether we're going to waste Megatron's prime years rebuilding.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 11, 2013, 03:51:29 PM
Megatron is almost certainly Barry Sanders II: Electric Bugaloo
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 11, 2013, 04:28:40 PM
goddamn seattle is going to be legit.

poor rams
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Brehvolution on March 11, 2013, 04:59:23 PM
Seahawks signed Percy Harvin.  :o

SF got Anquan Boldin for a 6th.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 05:07:24 PM
NFC West
 :whoo :whew



Lions
 :sadbron
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2013, 05:20:31 PM
Only in the NFL can an entire division go from the laughing stock of the league to a force to be reckoned with in such a short period of time.
Title: Re: Official SUPER BOWL thread: God's Team vs San Fransisco
Post by: etiolate on March 11, 2013, 05:54:56 PM
wow boldin? Nice. Now the Niners need another defensive tackle. I heard they might look at Seymour.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2013, 02:39:15 PM
Sounds like Reggie Bush will sign with the Lions today  :snoop
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on March 12, 2013, 03:10:08 PM
What's wrong with that? It's an upgrade.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2013, 03:46:49 PM
Certainly, but the problem is we continue to chase after older players while never addressing the defense; we literally don't have a secondary, and we have one good LB. I'd rather sign someone like Chris Ivory who will demand less money and is a similar RB to Bush, if I HAD to get an RB. Our running game's biggest problem isn't lack of RB depth, it's an old O-line that can't open any holes for anyone; I don't see how a 28 year old Reggie Bush fixes that. Sure he'll be explosive in the pass game with Megatron being double teamed but I'd rather get a defensive player in FA.

Detroit radio is talking up us getting Bush plus safety LaRon Landry. If we land both I'll be less upset with the Bush thing. If we come out of FA with only Bush I'll be very disappointed.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2013, 05:26:57 PM
Bush to Lions for 4yrs, 16mil. The money/contract isn't bad but at the same time that could have gone to defense; I think Joquie Bell is as good as Bush, we just need a better o-line to create some holes.

Can't get too upset. We signed a good safety that I wanted, and got a DT. The offense should be very good this year but I'm still concerned about this defense. The draft will be VERY important.

Jahvid Best helped this team look amazing on offense in 2011, I'd imagine Bush will do the same
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 13, 2013, 09:11:56 PM
Welker is a Bronco? What a world.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2013, 09:25:12 PM
Brady has got to be fucking livid
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 12:37:40 AM
Brady has got to be fucking livid
:beli :beli :beli
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on March 14, 2013, 11:22:09 AM
I hope Welker catches the game winning, 3 yard out TD against the Pats in the playoffs this season.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
I hope Welker catches the game winning, 3 yard out TD against the Pats in the playoffs this season.

Playoffs? He'll drop it.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on March 14, 2013, 01:10:53 PM
He only drops bad passes. :teehee
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2013, 01:21:02 PM
I hope Welker catches the game winning, 3 yard out TD against the Pats in the playoffs this season.

Manning might not be able to complete 3 yard passes by playoff time
 :smugfavre
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 14, 2013, 02:11:41 PM
Quote
Matt Cassel was released by the Chiefs today, and the Cardinals are expected to cut Kevin Kolb by the weekend. The only question left is: which one of them will end up on the Jets?
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 03:56:30 PM
He only drops bad passes. :teehee
True, a drop ball won't be a problem for Welker in the playoffs--it's hard to drop a Manning pass already intercepted.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 14, 2013, 03:57:10 PM
Quote
Matt Cassel was released by the Chiefs today, and the Cardinals are expected to cut Kevin Kolb by the weekend. The only question left is: which one of them will end up on the Jets?

Time for shoeless try-outs.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 14, 2013, 05:32:37 PM
Apparently the Falcons signed Steven Jackson. 

 :whew
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2013, 07:37:54 PM
The Falcons are like a haven for great players who were once stuck on shitty teams

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205_10151472051551773_533347992_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 15, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
It wouldn't make any sense at all but is it wrong for me to want the Seahawks to pick up Dumervil?

Kind of surreal to be a long suffering Seahawk fan for all these years and  then see this kind of stuff going on.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 15, 2013, 08:41:01 PM
The Falcons are like a haven for great players who were once stuck on shitty teams

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205_10151472051551773_533347992_n.jpg)
The picture makes no sense as both players can only have two cards and those three cards in the middle are community cards.

I check on that flop all day long with pocket kings. You're in a way ahead or way behind situation and the board is very dry. Checking manipulates Pete Carroll's range while minimizing your losses against Acex.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2013, 10:55:33 AM
He didn't get the nickname 'Cheatin' Pete' for nothing, Flannel Boy.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 18, 2013, 12:16:06 PM
It wouldn't make any sense at all but is it wrong for me to want the Seahawks to pick up Dumervil?

Kind of surreal to be a long suffering Seahawk fan for all these years and  then see this kind of stuff going on.

Totally surreal. Harvin, Averil, and Bennett. Who's next?
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2013, 11:46:34 PM
Quote
Robert Griffin III's recovery from knee surgery has been "unbelievable," Dr. James Andrews told ESPN's Stephania Bell on Friday.

"I've been real mum on talking too much about RG III. He wants his recovery to be fairly private, but I can tell you he's way ahead of schedule. His recovery has been unbelievable so far," Andrews told ESPN.

"RG III is one those superhumans. First patient I ever had like that was Bo Jackson. And recently I, of course, had Adrian Peterson, who is also superhuman. They have an unbelievable ability to recover, where as a normal human being may not be able to recover."
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9089006/dr-james-andrews-robert-griffin-iii-recovery-unbelievable

:obama
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2013, 11:55:58 PM
I know what he's trying to say, but comparing someone's recuperative ability to Bo Jackson's isn't that reassuring.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Soyhar on March 28, 2013, 02:54:39 PM
Go Steelers! It's going to be an interesting season but hopefully some of our younger talent will step up to fill some necessary voids.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on March 28, 2013, 03:12:10 PM
 :owoah
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2013, 04:35:45 PM
Go Steelers! It's going to be an interesting season but hopefully some of our younger talent will step up to fill some necessary voids.

How's DeCastro recovering? I remember folks thinking he was a better pick than Riley Reiff (who the Lions picked earlier in the first round, and hasn't contributed much of anything).
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Soyhar on March 28, 2013, 04:48:06 PM
He actually came back late November of last season. He looked great at times and like a rookie at other times, but overall he was serviceable. I think he'll develop into a decent enough lineman. I'm more worried about our other top pick, Mike Adams, who couldn't seem to stay healthy and looked completely lost at times. While some linemen are capable of stepping in and dominating from day 1, other's take a year or two to round into shape. Hopefully both of them make decent strides after some experience and a full off season under their belts.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2013, 04:58:33 PM
Yea the o-line is tough for rookies. The Lions are definitely going to be in a rough spot this season on o-line due to Jeff Backus retiring; we could end up starting 2-3 guys with limited or no experience. Dunno where they plan on putting Reiff, he can play guard or either tackle. And we'll likely be taking that Central Michigan tackle at #5...if he's still on the board of course.

So yea while I'm excited about getting Bush, even if I still believe we should have looked for a DE instead, our line will struggle opening holes for him IMO
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2013, 11:33:58 PM
holy fuck Jerry Jones gave Romo 100mil?!?! :rofl
 :dead :dead2 :deadmanny :heh
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Huff on April 23, 2013, 02:01:08 PM
New Jags uniforms

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/130423102733-justin-blackmon-jags-uniforms-single-image-cut.jpg)

Black on black looks alright. 2 tone helmet is fucking dumb
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 02:03:50 PM
New Jags uniforms

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/assets/130423102733-justin-blackmon-jags-uniforms-single-image-cut.jpg)

Black on black looks alright. 2 tone helmet is fucking dumb

I'm surprised Blackmon didn't drop the helmet

Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2013, 02:04:55 PM
Jags will look stylish losing 13 this season
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Huff on April 23, 2013, 02:06:54 PM
other teams will run in fear of the "rawness" of these uniforms.

undefeated season here we come
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 02:22:03 PM
Draft thoughts? Another top 5 pick for the Lions. I guess I shouldn't be too worried - we tend to get these right recently (Stafford, Megatron, Suh), although we've certainly fucked it up in the past (see: Charles Rogers, Roy Williams, Mike Williams...three WRs selected in the top 10 for three consecutive fucking years. Matt Millen, ladies and gentlemen).

I'm hoping Eric Fisher is available at 5, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 23, 2013, 02:38:44 PM
This draft seems kinda blah to me and there's really not a player out there that's standing out from the crowd.  Usually I'm pretty stoked around draft time but everything about it feels underwhelming this year, but then that could just be because the Seahawks don't really seem to have any needs and I'm just not paying enough attention.


And god damn those Jags uniforms.  That helmet......

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/cstuck/jagsside_zps78e02a4e.png)

 :why
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on April 25, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
Draft Day is here!!!!!! :hyper
 :mouf
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2013, 09:22:03 AM
What bust will your favorite team acquire?!
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on April 25, 2013, 09:37:07 AM
We won't know til after the season.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 08:19:47 PM
 :tocry :tocry :tocry

I wanted Fisher
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
I'm done. That's it, I'm done. Fuck my life  :lol

naturally we draft the one guy who's only been playing football for three years, and had 7 career tackles before least season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avr7enrZuJQ
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: etiolate on April 25, 2013, 09:00:01 PM
Don't worry PD. The Lions have plenty of maturity and leadership to mold Ansah into a fulltime football player.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 09:04:45 PM
We could have gotten a DE in the second round with similar stats/performance as Ziggy...I just don't get this at all.

At least we didn't take Milliner I guess. Too injury prone, I wouldn't take the chance even though we obviously need help in the secondary.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2013, 09:24:22 PM
There's nothing quite like Jets fans
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Huff on April 25, 2013, 10:28:31 PM
lol Bills. Congrats to kevin kolb on winning the starting QB position
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2013, 11:26:47 PM
:lol Belichek just pulled off an epic troll move there   :beli
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2013, 11:45:47 PM
TEO PWNED

Geno Smith :tocry
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2013, 11:58:55 PM
Like the trade up for Truffuant or whatever the fuck his name is.  Vikings are obviously the big winners because 3 first rounders blah blah blah
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 12:16:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ChsRbGC.jpg)
:dead
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2013, 03:19:03 AM
Doesn't surprise me. I've heard that Teo has been talking to a NFL team in Utah.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2013, 09:26:45 AM
The qb class is a lot weaker than I thought. Teams making the "experts" look like morons.  :crazybron
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 26, 2013, 11:36:17 AM
:bow steelers get jarvis jones :bow2
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2013, 11:43:04 AM
Tebow is :dead

Also:

@AdamSchefter
Jets had granted Tim Tebow permission this off-season to seek a trade. More than one team asked if were willing to play TE, but he was not.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2013, 11:44:14 AM
@AdamSchefter
Jets had granted Tim Tebow permission this off-season to seek a trade. More than one team asked if were willing to play TE, but he was not.

Then I guess his next position will be sitting on the couch staring sadly at his Heisman.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 02:04:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xoGjOYF.jpg)
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2013, 03:52:52 PM
Quote
Manish Mehta @MMehtaNYDN 18m

How about this: Geno Smith thought he would be & should be the No. 1 overall pick, I'm told. That's why he fired his agents.

 :lol Jets
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: etiolate on May 01, 2013, 03:04:53 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9230887/lawrence-okoye-gets-nfl-shot-san-francisco-49ers

Quote
Olympic discus finalist Lawrence Okoye has never played football, but after signing with the San Francisco 49ers, he said he thinks that through hard work he can make an impact in the NFL.

...

"An Adonis, a great physical specimen of a man. ... Our creator created a beautiful man," Harbaugh said of Okoye on Saturday, according to the Sacramento Bee.

(http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2012/11/15/111512-NFL-San-Fran-49ers-Jim-Harbough-DG_20121115151358194_600_400.JPG)
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2013, 04:27:20 PM
:beli
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 05:26:56 PM
As if to troll Triumph to the maximum degree

Sources: Pats to sign Tim Tebow
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9362801/tim-tebow-sign-new-england-patriots-sources-say

 :lol
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 10, 2013, 05:33:23 PM
As if to troll Triumph to the maximum degree

Sources: Pats to sign Tim Tebow
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9362801/tim-tebow-sign-new-england-patriots-sources-say

 :lol

And GAF is down so I can't rub it into bionic's face. Worst day ever  :'(
:beli
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: etiolate on June 10, 2013, 06:13:43 PM
there will be some glorious slash fic born of this signing
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on June 11, 2013, 10:56:27 AM
 :yuck
ESPN and NFL.com are in full blown Teblowjob mode. :piss

Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
As if to troll Triumph to the maximum degree

Sources: Pats to sign Tim Tebow
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9362801/tim-tebow-sign-new-england-patriots-sources-say

 :lol

Two things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY

and secondly, I'll outsource my response to Big Daddy Drew:

http://deadspin.com/fuck-you-bill-belichick-512568029

Quote
I was close, Bill Belichick. I was thissss close to spending an entire NFL season free of Tebowmania, or Tebow Time, or whatever fucking brand stamp ESPN decides to put on all its coverage of the Jesusback. I was really looking forward to it, too. I was gonna watch every game safe in the knowledge that Tim Tebow and the atmospheric layers of heavenly bullshit surrounding him would be off somewhere in Canada or Australia. I was gonna watch the NFL knowing that, somewhere in Munich, Tim Tebow of the Bayern Blitzkrieg was throwing behind Dieter and Eckhart on their crossing patterns. I was gonna be happy.

BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 03:33:03 PM
can't fucking wait for Brady to have a bad game sometime in December, leading to Skip to begin the "start Tebow" brigade.

"Tom Brady was underrated not long ago , Stephen A. When I look at Tebow I see the exact same potential."
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 11, 2013, 03:34:26 PM
The Pats should do Hard Knocks this year. :lol
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 11, 2013, 04:22:04 PM
Am I the only one pulling for Tebow? I think he has been treated so shitty by teams and the media that he has become the ultimate underdog.

I mean, I realize the deficiencies he has, but this is a league where even some of the worst QB's get multiple shots over a long period of time.

Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 11, 2013, 04:23:56 PM
I don't have anything against Tebow. It's all the media attention that dives me nuts.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
I don't hate Tebow. In fact I admire what he has done for homeschool athletes, who are now allowed to participate in public/private school tournaments thanks to him; I wasn't allowed to play or even travel with my (private school) team in junior/highschool tournaments, and it crushed me.

But he's not an NFL QB, and I think it's unfair that he has been given so many chances despite being a third round talent at best. There are a lot of guys who would kill to  be taken in the first round or signed to a backup position based on talent alone, not media hype.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2013, 05:05:42 PM
No, he's a piece of shit as a football player.  He's dyslexic and incapable of reading defenses; he practices shitty and then expects to go in and just let Jesus sort it out.

If you think about it, he's the worst sort of realistic role model for ANYONE other than the homeskool valedictorians like PD, I guess.  His story screams, "If you're polite, love Jesus and coast on your natural ability, you get multiple chances to succeed.  Those of you out there who have actually worked hard and put in the time in practice trying to improve, fuck you.  You should love Jesus more."  It fucking infuriates me to death.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 11, 2013, 05:58:59 PM
I was compelled to betray my fandom and make this


(http://i.imgur.com/kKd5OAz.png)




(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_15/sp_1502_clip05.jpg)
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Mandark on June 11, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
I think he has been treated so shitty by teams and the media that he has become the ultimate underdog.

Yeah, I'm gonna disagree there.
Title: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Huff on June 11, 2013, 09:26:44 PM
Am I the only one pulling for Tebow? I think he has been treated so shitty by teams and the media that he has become the ultimate underdog.

I mean, I realize the deficiencies he has, but this is a league where even some of the worst QB's get multiple shots over a long period of time.

Huge fan. But I'm a little biased
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2013, 01:00:31 AM
Am I the only one pulling for Tebow? I think he has been treated so shitty by teams and the media that he has become the ultimate underdog.

I mean, I realize the deficiencies he has, but this is a league where even some of the worst QB's get multiple shots over a long period of time.

Huge fan. But I'm a little biased

...Florida fan?   :ufup :paul
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Huff on June 12, 2013, 08:03:56 AM
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.

Nothing like going to UF when I did. so spoiled. constant championships. even on off years, we had tennis, volleyball, etc winnng.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 20, 2013, 11:28:59 AM
Fuck Aaron Hernandez.

:beli
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Groogrux on August 01, 2013, 09:09:53 AM
Alright gents, we're in training camp and we're a little over a month away from the beginning of the regular season.  Who's starting up some FF?
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2013, 09:14:01 AM
Probably Triumph lol. I'll make the 2013/2014 thread this weekend, since preseason starts next week.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Groogrux on August 01, 2013, 09:22:07 AM
The Groo abides.
Title: Re: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance
Post by: Brehvolution on August 01, 2013, 09:44:16 AM
Football is almost here! :rejoice