I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.I 'm actually agreeing with Borys. Bruh has taken over twitter and breh has taken over forums.
Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.
The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.
Whining about language used is understandable but pointless since language changes eerrrday
The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.
nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.
People that cherrypick comments on Twitter or Facebook and try to soapbox off it.
Actually, using the phrase 'something I read on my Facebook wall" in any part of your post is a mistake.
People that cherrypick comments on Twitter or Facebook and try to soapbox off it.
Actually, using the phrase 'something I read on my Facebook wall" in any part of your post is a mistake.
The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.
nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.
what
link plz
The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.
nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.
what
link plz
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I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.
Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.
I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.
Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.
Come on, bryh.
I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.
Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ
Why the hate, biz, why the hate?
I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.
Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ
Why the hate, biz, why the hate?
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I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.
Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ
Why the hate, biz, why the hate?
I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.
Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ
Why the hate, biz, why the hate?
if you don't like twitter you just suck at twitter
Twitter sucks unless you want to meet fatties from Toronto.
Buddha once said that "you will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger." #wisewords
obvious mugging for their followers
Thing is, if it's the person I'm following tweeting dumb shit, it doesn't bug me as much. It's the retweeting. Just because I want to follow what you're talking about, doesn't mean I want to follow the people you're following, y'know?
Another twitter thing that bugs me is people who are doing obvious mugging for their followers. Who the fuck do you think you are, Johnny Carson or something?
Sleeping on subway train = starving artist. Makes sense.
Mugging for followers refers to people who act like they're a talk show host in front of a live audience. They directly address their audience (hey followers!, etc) and generally act like they're putting on a fake personality for show.
Thing is, if it's the person I'm following tweeting dumb shit, it doesn't bug me as much. It's the retweeting. Just because I want to follow what you're talking about, doesn't mean I want to follow the people you're following, y'know?I've unfollowed quite a few people I actually like because they retweet cretinous pondscum subhumans. I wish there was a block retweet function
Another twitter thing that bugs me is people who are doing obvious mugging for their followers. Who the fuck do you think you are, Johnny Carson or something?
Thing is, if it's the person I'm following tweeting dumb shit, it doesn't bug me as much. It's the retweeting. Just because I want to follow what you're talking about, doesn't mean I want to follow the people you're following, y'know?I've unfollowed quite a few people I actually like because they retweet cretinous pondscum subhumans. I wish there was a block retweet function
Another twitter thing that bugs me is people who are doing obvious mugging for their followers. Who the fuck do you think you are, Johnny Carson or something?
Mugging for followers refers to people who act like they're a talk show host in front of a live audience. They directly address their audience (hey followers!, etc) and generally act like they're putting on a fake personality for show.
Mugging for followers refers to people who act like they're a talk show host in front of a live audience. They directly address their audience (hey followers!, etc) and generally act like they're putting on a fake personality for show.
I'm going to have to learn how to use Twitter to sell my stuff pretty soon, and I dread it.
I don't understand Twitter. It really makes me feel like a bewildered old man, like when my mom asked me if I ebayed my brother and I said "you mean email," and she said "ebay, email, whatever, you know what I mean." I'm going to have to learn how to use Twitter to sell my stuff pretty soon, and I dread it.
I get how twitter works for other people, but I still haven't figured out how it works for me. I already throw my stupid thoughts into the void via facebook and if that makes people mad WHY U ON MY FRIENDS LIST BIIITCHEEZZ?!
I don't understand Twitter. It really makes me feel like a bewildered old man, like when my mom asked me if I ebayed my brother and I said "you mean email," and she said "ebay, email, whatever, you know what I mean." I'm going to have to learn how to use Twitter to sell my stuff pretty soon, and I dread it.
My facebook friends list also got way too bloated. Got sick of all the blunt cards being posted, and the "like this picture of a deformed child or you're a horrible person" typese of posts. But really I just use twitter mostly as a news aggregator.
Internet people aren't real people, neither is the contents of their posts particularly a reflection of how they are in reality - at least on hobbyist message boards.
It's the internet - it sucks, either you switch off and let it all wash over you, or fight however you eventually either become another annoying cog, or you throw your arms up and (try to) leave.
I've tried the "ah just let it all slide" angle and it simply doesn't work. So all that is left is to crawl back to pre-internet times where free time was gaming time and not "faffing about in the internets"
Internet people aren't real people, neither is the contents of their posts particularly a reflection of how they are in reality - at least on hobbyist message boards.
It's the internet - it sucks, either you switch off and let it all wash over you, or fight however you eventually either become another annoying cog, or you throw your arms up and (try to) leave.
I've tried the "ah just let it all slide" angle and it simply doesn't work. So all that is left is to crawl back to pre-internet times where free time was gaming time and not "faffing about in the internets"
the people are george lucas.
previously, we were thrust in to society to find definitions of ourselves, thrown in to a hornets nest of different personalities buffering against each other, personalities who'd see you in all colours and at all tides. these people kept you in check.
nowadays, personalities are constructs. the written communicate has made everyone of us a lead character in our own shitty movie over which we have total directional, scriptwriting and production control. we churn up influences and leverage the weight of our own myopia to convince ourselves that we have every bit of the suave conviction of don draper, the narrow eyed presence of the man with no name, the wry cavalier confidence of han solo.
we are the phantom menace.
I don't understand Twitter. It really makes me feel like a bewildered old man, like when my mom asked me if I ebayed my brother and I said "you mean email," and she said "ebay, email, whatever, you know what I mean." I'm going to have to learn how to use Twitter to sell my stuff pretty soon, and I dread it.
You don't want to know how much that made me laugh. We're talking about dribbling saliva, the works.
I don't understand Twitter. It really makes me feel like a bewildered old man, like when my mom asked me if I ebayed my brother and I said "you mean email," and she said "ebay, email, whatever, you know what I mean." I'm going to have to learn how to use Twitter to sell my stuff pretty soon, and I dread it.
You don't want to know how much that made me laugh. We're talking about dribbling saliva, the works.
I don't know if the facebook/twitter tactic still works, but regardless of quality, these two:
http://www.amazon.com/John-Locke/e/B003ATT1YO/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
I'm telling you Eel, get into the erotica genre. So many success stories on Something Awful where several people there make thousands of dollars a month writing disposable erotica for a couple bucks a pop.
I'm telling you Eel, get into the erotica genre. So many success stories on Something Awful where several people there make thousands of dollars a month writing disposable erotica for a couple bucks a pop.
I'm telling you Eel, get into the erotica genre. So many success stories on Something Awful where several people there make thousands of dollars a month writing disposable erotica for a couple bucks a pop.
i don't really think i can pull it off, but do you have a link to that thread
with facebook it takes two clicks to hide someones posts from your feed so you can avoid them without unfriending them
with twitter you can easily search for and join in to a conversation on every fucking topic with millions of different people
fuck how can a bunch of internet nerds be so bad at social networking on the internet
OH WAIT
@Oscar
For Twitter, lists + TweetDeck is the way to go.
Somehow, I doubt they'll be sufficient.
You all need to read between the lines when people are bitching about Facebook and Twitter.spoiler (click to show/hide)It's a stealth brag that they have friends on a social networking site. This is insignificant to most of society but to nerds, having friends in general, even if they're online, is a pretty big deal. It's kind of like saying "My girlfriend keeps choking on my extremely huge cock!"
See also: Posts here on The Bore that say, "On Prole's Facebook, I saw this..." notice the exclusionary tone about a fucking Facebook account. Nerds will always have weird hangups about friends. It's unfortunate that the adverse effects of high school still impact grown adults 10-20 years after the fact :-\[close]
You all need to read between the lines when people are bitching about Facebook and Twitter.spoiler (click to show/hide)It's a stealth brag that they have friends on a social networking site. This is insignificant to most of society but to nerds, having friends in general, even if they're online, is a pretty big deal. It's kind of like saying "My girlfriend keeps choking on my extremely huge cock!"
See also: Posts here on The Bore that say, "On Prole's Facebook, I saw this..." notice the exclusionary tone about a fucking Facebook account. Nerds will always have weird hangups about friends. It's unfortunate that the adverse effects of high school still impact grown adults 10-20 years after the fact :-\[close]
uh, complaining about facebook is a pretty ecumenical pastime afaict
with facebook it takes two clicks to hide someones posts from your feed so you can avoid them without unfriending them
with twitter you can easily search for and join in to a conversation on every fucking topic with millions of different people
fuck how can a bunch of internet nerds be so bad at social networking on the internet
OH WAIT
I wish there was a Facebook just for your family.
I would like to stay connected with them in a general sense since we are all so far apart. But it appears once you join you have this pressure to friend all your former classmates, cousins, workmates, etc and on and on until you have this crazy amount of people you don't give a fuck about.
I guess you could do it with Google+, but it seems like no one wants to sign up for it.
I wish there was a Facebook just for your family.
I would like to stay connected with them in a general sense since we are all so far apart. But it appears once you join you have this pressure to friend all your former classmates, cousins, workmates, etc and on and on until you have this crazy amount of people you don't give a fuck about.
I guess you could do it with Google+, but it seems like no one wants to sign up for it.
I bet Steampunkrotica would make mad bank, though.
:bow Google+ :bow2
The day I learned imgur was an internet community and not just a image hosting service was weird
The day I learned imgur was an internet community and not just a image hosting service was weird
The day I learned imgur was an internet community and not just a image hosting service was weirdTo you that was the greatest day in your life, for me .. it was today
andrex did you make that comic
But you did make this one.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34ispza.jpg)
.The day I learned imgur was an internet community and not just a image hosting service was weird
The day I learned that imgur was an internet community was today.
The screen is only 5" wide.But you did make this one.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34ispza.jpg)
I wish my dong was that big
things I hate about internet peoplePeople that are not on the internet are WAY worse. Take it from a 15 year + retail fuckhead. :(
1. they are on the internet
2. they are people
But you did make this one.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34ispza.jpg)
:lolBut you did make this one.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34ispza.jpg)
:rofl
:lolBut you did make this one.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/34ispza.jpg)
:rofl
I just learned imgur was a community. I don't know how it is a community though. I don't want to find out.
The day I learned imgur was an internet community and not just a image hosting service was weird
The day I learned that imgur was an internet community was today.