Things I hate about internet people

[Reb]

- usage of "dat" followed by anything, I will only barely tolerate "dat ass".
- usage of the terms salty/salt

more to come

[Cerveza mas fina]

dat tldr ur salty tearz taste delish

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[Joe Molotov]

DAT SALT

[Reb]

- rating everything on a great/horrible scale

[demi]

salt dat azz so i can glaze it with my sperm

[Reb]

btw thanks for that subreddit link the other day demi

[demi]

Good to know other people have good taste

[Tasty]

u salty bout dat OLED

[bork]

Going with salt/salty (dat fighting game community), there is also the annoying over-usage of the term "godlike" or "gdlk."

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Twatter talk - No Internet post should have a hash tag, lest you be thought of as a semiliterate twat.

Also anything that has origins in 4chan and Reddit.

[Tasty]

I hate the overabundance of "sir" more than anything else about the rise of nerd internet slang.

YOU'RE NOT LIVING IN THE 1800's, YOU'RE NOT A GENTLEMAN, YOU DON'T WEAR A TOPHAT AND MONOCLE, IT'S NOT FUNNY OR IRONIC, STFU

[Great Rumbler]

-making a new thread just to complain about something dumb

[headwalk]

twitter is an omnipresent manifestation of all my worst nightmares.

it was bad enough when it excused regular twats from the burden of having to reinforce their opinion with anything more than a satirical hashtag, now its become this hideous self reinforcing oligarchy of everyone you could previously forget by just switching your TV off.

[Beezy]

I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.

Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.

I 'm actually agreeing with Borys. Bruh has taken over twitter and breh has taken over forums.

[Brehvolution]

I like using 'brah' cause it gets the point across while also subliminally sneaking in a reference to boobies.

[ToxicAdam]

People that cherrypick comments on Twitter or Facebook and try to soapbox off it.

Actually, using the phrase 'something I read on my Facebook wall" in any part of your post is a mistake.

[Timber]

Really, guys?

[Mupepe]

The only one that really bugs me is posting "Ding, ding, ding!" to agree to a post.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Whining about language used is understandable but pointless since language changes eerrrday

[ToxicAdam]

This is how we do!

[Cerveza mas fina]

You know that annoying phrase you hate?

Someone else just heard it today for the first time.

 

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The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.

[Brehvolution]

It's irritating when Polack's post in Dutch on an English forum.

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[headwalk]

The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.

nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.

[Don Flamenco]

Whining about language used is understandable but pointless since language changes eerrrday

and "brah" was in non-ironic usage for like 30 years in the U.S. prior to it hitting the net full force.

[Tasty]

The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.

nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.

what

link plz

HotPockets' recent commercials have been getting dangerously close to this:

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

People that cherrypick comments on Twitter or Facebook and try to soapbox off it.

Actually, using the phrase 'something I read on my Facebook wall" in any part of your post is a mistake.

People like to say that because it gives two impressions:

1)  That they are plugged into a social network and have friends on it.

2)  That it is part of an exclusive group that the forum proles are not a part of.

Neither of which are impressive, even if the author of that post desperately hopes for it to be.

[Flannel Boy]

People that cherrypick comments on Twitter or Facebook and try to soapbox off it.

Actually, using the phrase 'something I read on my Facebook wall" in any part of your post is a mistake.

Agreed. Stupid people exist that type stupid things on a stupid social site. News at 11.

[headwalk]

The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.

nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.

what

link plz

[Don Flamenco]

 

that's like stealth goatse appearing in various public forms

[Tasty]

The only time when it's ok to laugh is when something like DAT makes it into mainstream marketing on network tv in 2017.

nothing will ever reach the high water mark set when a leading fast food brand included a guy declaring that he'd fuck a hamburger in their marketing campaign.

what

link plz

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I wonder if he's a dollar whore guy too.

[king of the internet]

- everything

[Flannel Boy]

You'd think the king of the internet could do something about it.

[Himu]

Epic and fail are the worst things. Especially when they penetrate real world crap like newspaper headlines. Texans sucked cock the other day, the headline the next day? EPIC FAIL.

[Joe Molotov]

I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.

Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.

Come on, bryh.

[T234]

I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.

Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ

Why the hate, biz, why the hate?   

[bork]

I can't stand the sudden influx of using words like "breh", "brah", "bruh" etc.

Even "bro" was pushing it, these new words are distinguished mentally-challenged.

Come on, bryh.

Damn, broo, why u mad tho?

[Trent Dole]

brah bruh beh makes me think of 4 racism bix nood 

[Tasty]

I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.

Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ

Why the hate, biz, why the hate?   

[Mr. Gundam]

I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.

Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ

Why the hate, biz, why the hate?   

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Yeah. I read a lot of words, but I'm not really sure what they mean.

[Steve Contra]

 

[Himu]

I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.

Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ

Why the hate, biz, why the hate?   

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[demi]

I hate that some people, even though they're beautiful and I'm not, even though they've made more in one year than I have Life-to-Date (all the black market money I ever made went up my nose down to the penny, so it don't really count, even if it was alot), and even though they're lucky enough to find somebody to love and the best I've done is have a chick who checks in on facebook every couple days from Ramada Inn with a different guy put her tongue in my mouth, they still spew insane vitriol at me for no reason. None whatsoever.

Kick 2000 dollar a day cocaine habit through the use of the worlds oldest teacher? Fuck you, shut your mouth.
Finally get a girl to kiss your crazy self after 26 years of complete lunacy? LOLZ NOBODY TAKES THAT MUCH MDMA LOLZ

Why the hate, biz, why the hate?   

gain some more weight and i'd top you off with the quickness.

[Shadow Mod]

Probably just like fanboys and developer brown nosers more than anything else. It stifles critical discussion and it's always "you're too negative" in response to valid points.

[Positive Touch]

i hate myself for reading this thread

[Flannel Boy]

Buddha once said that "you will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger." #wisewords

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

@DumbFuck696969 I got soooo drunk last night and slept through my biology test! #yolo

[pilonv1]

I don't mind retweets for links for things I might have missed. Anyone who retweets more than 2 tweets in a row usually gets unfollowed by me.

[Shadow Mod]

I really can't get into twitter, I just don't follow enough shit closely enough to care.

[CajoleJuice]

if you don't like twitter you just suck at twitter

[pilonv1]

if you don't like twitter you just suck at twitter

#datrealtalk

[Flannel Boy]

Twitter sucks unless you want to meet fatties from Toronto.

[CajoleJuice]

Twitter sucks unless you want to meet fatties from Toronto.

jealous? 

[Flannel Boy]

Yes.

[Joe Molotov]

Buddha once said that "you will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger." #wisewords

2deep4u

[ToxicAdam]

Twitter is great if you want breaking news or just want a snapshot of reactions from people during a breaking event. Facebook on the other hand is the worst aspects of humanity amplified by a factor of 10.

[DCharlieJP]

Internet people aren't real people, neither is the contents of their posts particularly a reflection of how they are in reality - at least on hobbyist message boards.

It's the internet - it sucks, either you switch off and let it all wash over you, or fight however you eventually either become another annoying cog, or you throw your arms up and (try to) leave.

I've tried the "ah just let it all slide" angle and it simply doesn't work. So all that is left is to crawl back to pre-internet times where free time was gaming time and not "faffing about in the internets"

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twitter i don't mind as long as you go in accepting that it is what it is : plugged into peoples brain farts. Whilst i get Oscars complaints about RTs and in jokes what i don't get is some of the "stop talking about <subject> , i'm not interested" - usually followed by one of that Tweeters personal fringe interests. "EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE NASA LAUNCH, WHO CARES?!" ---> "At the Cricket match - bowling action of the Essex team needs serious lookiing at #cricket" "wow - caught in the slips, shocking #cricket" "a beautiful 4 from that wayward bowl... #cricket". Perhaps a stringent mandatory subject matter hashtag from day 1 would have helped filter this out, but hey - i can live with it. It's MY (NOT) Secret Diary - for the world to read.

Facebook - I am still baffled by the amount of self incriminating stuff a load of people put up . And whilst i only several sentences ago said that "internet people aren't real people" i unfortunately am wrong when it comes to Facebook: if twitter is plugging into brainfarts , then Facebook is the front row seat to peoples darkest thoughts that, now they have dialup or broadband, they think the world should know about. Some deep rooted beliefs that i was happy to not know about - but now i know the various things about these people i want to put as much distance between us as possible. I've been stunned at some of the (previously) closely held opinions that have come flooding out on Facebook. Just.... ugh.

[tehjaybo]

The only thing that bothers me about the internet is that I can never tell when people are being serious or blatantly trolling, so I just always take things as literally as I can while still keeping a certain comedy about it.  It makes the world go 'round.