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Title: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on March 22, 2013, 06:44:15 PM
made a new topic for this show because why not, also fuck you

heres some trailers and shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1pbtBX9Kok
more trailers:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCQnSokNfXY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pR1kjJBE_s
also heres the deus ex musics trailer I forgot to post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4XSeW4B5Rg
[close]


 :drudge

MARK what book your spoilers are from.For instance...


"I hope..."

ADWD spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blah blah blah
[close]

S3 will cover half of ASOS, I don't want people being spoiled with discussion on what might be left out this season.
:drudge



anyway heres some coo book spoilers for this season if you cant wait (im an expert):

spoiler (click to show/hide)


robb and catelyn stark visit a nice wedding and nothing bad happens to them

bran literally hides in a tower and does nothing all season

jaime lannister takes up juggling and falls in love with brienne because of stockholm syndrome

tyrion lannister marrys a 13 year old and everybody is cool with this

dany becomes a slave owner because three dragons isnt enough power already

ser jorah gets friendzoned

[close]

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2013, 07:17:18 PM
:rofl at those spoilers
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 07:19:28 PM
I was  going to make this thread   :pacspit

Can't wait. S1 and S2 were flawed in many ways, and S2 especially featured some shitty additions imo. But it's hard for me to see how they can fuck up ASOS...

This season will cover about half of the third book. S4 will be the other half plus some of the next books
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on March 22, 2013, 07:28:13 PM
:rofl at those spoilers

they are 100% accurate p sure

I was  going to make this thread   :pacspit


:patel
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 07:43:43 PM
put this in the OP btw, near top

MARK what book your spoilers are from.For instance...


"I hope..."

ADWD spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blah blah blah
[close]

S3 will cover half of ASOS, I don't want people being spoiled with discussion on what might be left out this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on March 22, 2013, 07:44:41 PM
k bro I edited it in now, ill try to make pretty later maybe
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on March 23, 2013, 01:11:58 AM
Hopefully is not shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2013, 01:17:48 AM
Hopefully...

ADWD Spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
is not shit.
[close]

SPOILER THAT! :maf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on March 25, 2013, 10:22:08 AM
Excited to see more breasts this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2013, 02:23:02 PM
Also...

[spioler]One of the dragons eats out the butthole of Danny in a moment of unbridled passion[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2013, 03:07:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-24tKTIWk
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2013, 01:06:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkCvxZpdVMU
:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 28, 2013, 03:41:27 AM
I don't remember Hivju in ASOS ???
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 28, 2013, 03:43:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkCvxZpdVMU
:rejoice

:rejoice

DAENERYS :bow

MY PRINCESS

:bow The Unsullied :bow2

 :whoo

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2013, 03:44:43 AM
He's playing Tormond

har har
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 28, 2013, 03:46:31 AM
Ahhhh. Doh!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on March 31, 2013, 06:56:33 PM
Just a couple of hours!   :hyper  :hyper  :hyper

I've had this song in my head all day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRO0jQFnLjE
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2013, 08:41:24 PM
Do the first two seasons cover the first 2 books?  I've been meth addict watching the show this weekend while cooking and I think I'll read the books next.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2013, 08:50:52 PM
Yup, the first season is the first book, second season is the second, etc. 

The third book is getting split into two seasons, as it's a) the longest in the series so far and b) there's a WHOLE LOT of crazy, important shit going on.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on March 31, 2013, 09:02:49 PM
Don't skip book two.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Robo on March 31, 2013, 10:04:00 PM
BO-RING
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2013, 10:12:30 PM
Episode was just sort of ok, nothing awesome really happened.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2013, 10:47:09 PM
Do the first two seasons cover the first 2 books?  I've been meth addict watching the show this weekend while cooking and I think I'll read the books next.

Yes, although some big stuff is left out of course. This season will cover half of the third book.

Haven't watched yet. Easter :fbm
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on March 31, 2013, 10:58:55 PM
a slow start ep but it was nice

they made some references to some stuff they changed in s2 which is coo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 31, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Qyburn?!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on March 31, 2013, 11:22:29 PM
WEAK episode off to a very bad start.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 31, 2013, 11:24:11 PM
Meh episode. I enjoyed the scene with Tyrion and Tywin however.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on March 31, 2013, 11:24:49 PM
Do the first two seasons cover the first 2 books?  I've been meth addict watching the show this weekend while cooking and I think I'll read the books next.

Read books 1 and 2 if you don't, don't skip.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on March 31, 2013, 11:50:05 PM
Can't believe how much they butchered Mance's introduction! one of my favorite scenes from the book, the last line had no impact whatsoever on the show.

I did enjoy the wilding kids pretty much screaming "five oh!"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:02:11 AM
The Mance scene was okay but Jon worked. Hopefully he's book Jon and not TV series Jon this season. Where are the mammoths? Too resource extensive? Main issue with the Mance scene is the lack of music. Was Mance even playing a harp?

From this episode alone it is becoming clear that this season will be the true test to see what they're made of. Only one scene per character on today's show aside from a few and many were missing. HBO really needs to double the amount of eps per season they have for this show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:07:47 AM
Also :bow The Unsullied :bow2

asos

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no mention of keeping a puppy for years and forced to kill after they bond with it? We've already seen knights killing babies. They didn't show how different the unsullied were from knights.
[close]
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 12:12:05 AM
Also :bow The Unsullied :bow2

asos

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no mention of keeping a puppy for years and forced to kill after they bond with it? We've already seen knights killing babies. They didn't show how different the unsullied were from knights.
[close]

Yeah I was about to comment on that, the fact that these slaves are forced to kill the only thing that they care about and the only thing that has ever show them any love was for me the most brutal part of their "trainning" and I can't believe they just fucking ignored that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:13:38 AM
Of course they did. More stupid s2 changes in bound.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 12:14:35 AM
The Mance scene was okay but Jon worked. Hopefully he's book Jon and not TV series Jon this season. Where are the mammoths? Too resource extensive? Main issue with the Mance scene is the lack of music. Was Mance even playing a harp?


Nope, terrible scene, this mance has shown no charisma so far (talking about the writing not the actor) and the Giantsbane didn't even get a chuckle out of me and he is the funniest character in the book, most of the writing and the performances on this show are emotionless and humorless.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:16:31 AM
Giantsbane sucked. The script is definitely zzz. I wouldn't follow TV mance to my grave at all but at least they got the giants right :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Robo on April 01, 2013, 12:21:14 AM
Killing puppies is stupid; that's why it was cut.  Sorry nerds!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:25:10 AM
Lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 12:25:58 AM
Spoken like a faggy cat owner!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2013, 12:30:18 AM
Who had ~30 replies in the "lol show is shit, small differences from the books are ass" pool?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 12:33:41 AM
lol you still clinging to that "small differences" shit?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 12:35:51 AM
Yes, Mance Rayder going from a charismatic wanderer who manages to lead thousands to his side turning into Generic Wilding Leader A sure is a small change!

So much speculation on who mance is and when the show finally meets him it does so with a whimper. Really makes me wonder what they'll do with the more dramatic revelations this season. Mance's reveal should be huge. It wasn't.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2013, 01:16:32 AM
Mance's casting, sure.  Him not playing music is nitpicking.  Crying over lack of unullied puppy killing is nitpicking; mentioning the baby killing is enough to get the point across that these are SERIOUS DUDES. 

If they put in every little fucking thing you guys want, every episode would focus on two characters, every season would be 30 episodes long, and Martin (provided he doesn't die, haha) would actually finish the books before the series.

In other words, again, you guys would make shitty adapters of the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2013, 01:21:05 AM
Keep in mind that I don't think the show is this great thing or whatever, and some of the changes have sucked.

The difference between me and you guys is that I understand there's reasons for the changes and don't act like someone knocked over my personal magazine rack or whatever.

Basically, I'm saying you guys are distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 02:28:55 AM
Pretty good episode, much better than last season's premier. Well directed, everything looked nice  - I just hope that carries through the rest of the episodes. I was bummed to learn Alan Taylor, who has directed some of the best episodes (Baelor, Fire and Blood) wasn't returning this year, but the director list looks good. Michelle MacLaren has an episode this season, which will rock I'm sure.

The show is usually best when it spends some time with the storylines instead of becoming a glorified clip show, and I think this episode succeeded in that sense. While I didn't like Mance's introduction or the Robb/Harenhel stuff, just about all the other scenes/stories were nice. I really liked Davos' scenes, especially the one with Saan. And of course Tyrion's scene with Tywin was great; I look forward to more Charles Dance.

PUPPY-GATE: Who fucking cares. Forcing children to kill infants gets the point across.

Mance: I'll wait to see how it plays out for the rest of the season. It's way too early to declare him a disaster. Same with Giantsbane. I'm sure he'll be fine.

Ros: Wasn't annoying for once.

Dany's scenes were much better than last season's, despite the introduction of another exotic culture/city; there's always a danger of being too cheesy/SyFy channel-esque when it comes to that in fantasy or sci fi shows. I'm curious to hear what non-book readers thought of the final scene. I kind of wish they cast a younger actor, even though that guy is a very good actor. Still, I wonder if the impact would be bigger if it was a guy in his mid 50s instead of his 60s.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 02:29:59 AM
Dany's story is what I'm looking forward to the most this season.

MY RIGHTFUL QUEEN

:bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 02:34:00 AM
best thing about Dany's scene was Missandei. Dat dress omg, I can't breath

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f44660d80f517c2d463570bb8c56969d/tumblr_mkk59bvG3E1r9h4heo2_1280.jpg)
:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 02:36:48 AM
Next episode is going to own so hard.

:rejoice

DANAERYS STORMBORN :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 02:41:20 AM
preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFApyzhznH0
I think we'll get a nice Dowager Countess vibe from the Queen of Thorns. Diana Rigg is such a perfect casting decision.

I forgot to mention I loved the Margery stuff. Definitely wish that dinner scene lasted a bit longer
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 02:47:23 AM
TV marg >>>>>>> book marg

Next ep we may finally hear the bear and the maiden fair :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 02:59:53 AM
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/807/colitarg.png)
The Coli :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 03:02:47 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 08:44:57 AM
Missandei has some amazing tits, looking forward to seeing them :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2013, 09:01:33 AM
Forgot to say that I didn't like the fact that we skipped over the entire existence of "Arstan Whitebeard" and went straight to Barristan Selmy serving in her Queensguard.  But again, that's a minor quibble although it will make future decisions... interesting.

This episode was all about exposition and setting up future action and it was fine for that.  Like everybody said, the major stand out part was the Tyrion/Tywin scene, but I don't think anyone is surprised that Peter Dinklage can act at this point.  Their chemistry was awesome though and will make future interactions sweet.  :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on April 01, 2013, 09:54:25 AM
I have to wonder how hard that scene was for Dinklage to act.  It's basically a scene where not only his character is called a monster, but also himself by extension.  Probably why that scene was so damned good.

And I thought Missandei was really young in the books?  Oh well, her T & A scenes are going to be  :mouf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 01, 2013, 11:43:22 AM
That dress was indeed amazing.

But yeah, the Tyrion/Tywin scene was fucking GOOD. They both own really hard. That was about it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2013, 12:06:36 PM
I thought it was weird how they didn't reference Rayder being at the feast at Winterfell in GoT and Jon recognizing him.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Momo on April 01, 2013, 12:33:17 PM
Enjoyed ep 1
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 12:56:48 PM
Perhaps Rayder will mention the feast later and it will jog Jon's memory. Of course depending on how that's handled it could seem cheesy on screen. Like "oh btw we've met before" and Jon is like "ohhh yea, sheeit."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2013, 01:00:55 PM
I think Jon would just open his mouth and look like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, still hate that actor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 01:20:26 PM
Forgot to say that I didn't like the fact that we skipped over the entire existence of "Arstan Whitebeard" and went straight to Barristan Selmy serving in her Queensguard.  But again, that's a minor quibble although it will make future decisions... interesting.

This episode was all about exposition and setting up future action and it was fine for that.  Like everybody said, the major stand out part was the Tyrion/Tywin scene, but I don't think anyone is surprised that Peter Dinklage can act at this point.  Their chemistry was awesome though and will make future interactions sweet.  :rock

People keep talking about Dinklage but the other Lannister actors brought out as much intensity that made scenes feel real. I think that the Tywin scene is powerful than in the books. The script is lifted right off of it and yet SEEING it makes all the difference. I truly despise Twin than I ever did in the books now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 01:36:34 PM
I'm fine with Artsan being cut; that's something that works better in a novel than on film. When I read ASOS I was able to figure out who Artsan was based on a couple things he said when he first met Dany, but I can understand why the show would want to move the ball along faster.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 01:40:44 PM
Artsan is a legit thing that  wouldn't work in the show because we as viewers can recognize him off the bat. It'd also be weird that a knight such as Mormont wouldn't recognize Ser Barristan on sight.

The real casualty here is FAT BELWAS.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2013, 01:56:22 PM
Quote
HBO’s Game of Thrones returned to its most-watched episode ever.

Thrones returned to 4.4 million viewers for its premiere at 9 p.m. and racked up 6.7 million viewers for the evening after its two repeats were tallied.

Despite heavy publicity and a rabid fan base, some odds were stacked against the show setting a record: Thrones aired on the Easter holiday, when TV viewership tends to dip, and ran head-to-head for the first time with The Walking Dead during its heavily anticipated finale. Plus, of course, there are some fans paying the iron price for the show. But as I predicted yesterday, Thrones managed a new high.

Thrones 10 p.m. airing was particularly strong for a repeat, likely benefiting from viewers switching to HBO after finishing The Walking Dead. Though HBO has not announced a fourth season on Thrones, you will likely see an official renewal within the next couple weeks.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/01/game-of-thrones-premiere-ratings-3/
:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: jiji on April 01, 2013, 01:57:50 PM
Strong Belwas  :dead  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2013, 02:03:14 PM
Quote
HBO’s Game of Thrones returned to its most-watched episode ever.

Thrones returned to 4.4 million viewers for its premiere at 9 p.m. and racked up 6.7 million viewers for the evening after its two repeats were tallied.

Despite heavy publicity and a rabid fan base, some odds were stacked against the show setting a record: Thrones aired on the Easter holiday, when TV viewership tends to dip, and ran head-to-head for the first time with The Walking Dead during its heavily anticipated finale. Plus, of course, there are some fans paying the iron price for the show. But as I predicted yesterday, Thrones managed a new high.

Thrones 10 p.m. airing was particularly strong for a repeat, likely benefiting from viewers switching to HBO after finishing The Walking Dead. Though HBO has not announced a fourth season on Thrones, you will likely see an official renewal within the next couple weeks.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/01/game-of-thrones-premiere-ratings-3/
:rejoice

:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 01, 2013, 02:19:29 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if more people were pirating than actually paying for it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brob on April 02, 2013, 07:10:42 PM
#TeamPirates represent

Episode was good, felt a little clip showy, but it's the first episode so it's a good catch-up. The little cunt king is still annoying as butt and the girl tryin to cozy up on him is too. The rest of the Lannisters are cool. But my favorite part remains the North of The Wall stuff and Dany Army Builder 101.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2013, 07:56:04 PM
HBO was free this weekend, though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on April 02, 2013, 08:05:42 PM
HBO was free this weekend, though.
I don't think anyone without HBO knew this.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2013, 08:14:29 PM
I did—and I jerked off to some free Cinemax softcore last night.  Y'all missed out.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 02, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
how can anyone jerk off to that shit

I couldn't even jerk off to it when I was like 12
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 02, 2013, 08:38:43 PM
Doesn't Emmy Rossum kind of look like your sister?  I'm just saying.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 02, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
because your sister was in the way?

edit: fuck.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 02, 2013, 08:50:52 PM
 :maf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on April 02, 2013, 08:55:41 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 03, 2013, 02:00:24 PM
Doesn't Emmy Rossum kind of look like your sister?  I'm just saying.

Emmy Rossum?

(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/a90a8e3e9ad311e2b83422000a1f9e4c_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2013, 02:24:23 PM
Doesn't Emmy Rossum kind of look like your sister?  I'm just saying.

Emmy Rossum?

(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/a90a8e3e9ad311e2b83422000a1f9e4c_7.jpg)

(http://tinyurl.com/cklnzdc)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 03, 2013, 02:29:32 PM
I did—and I jerked off to some free Cinemax softcore last night.  Y'all missed out.

sounds exactly like my sunday night :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 03, 2013, 04:20:55 PM
hahahah PD
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2013, 11:32:45 PM
new ep tonight, haven't seen it yet
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2013, 12:12:50 AM
episode was another "ehhh" exposition episode

The kid they cast as Jojen Reed is awesome, tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 08, 2013, 01:23:10 AM
Doesn't Emmy Rossum kind of look like your sister?  I'm just saying.

Emmy Rossum?

(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/a90a8e3e9ad311e2b83422000a1f9e4c_7.jpg)
Covering her face--clearly ashamed of being a mets fans.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on April 08, 2013, 01:38:37 AM
episode was another "ehhh" exposition episode

The kid they cast as Jojen Reed is awesome, tho

Even though it was just exposition, it was exciting exposition.  The Sansa/Queen of Thorns stuff was awesome as well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 01:54:00 AM
ADWD scenes  :leon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 02:38:05 AM
Thoughts on no Bloody Mummers?

More and more changes to the book. Some good, some bad. Episode was much better than last weeks however. Shame there was no Bear and the Maiden Fair during the Olenna and Sansa scene. Probably the funniest chapter in the series dwindled to just a few lines. Still it was still great and the Queen of Thorns is perfectly cast.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 02:54:09 AM
The Cat confession scene :bow not all the changes are bad and I like that. For instance I think replacing the Mummers with the Boltons is a great idea.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 03:21:11 AM
Episode had some great moments and some cringe worthy moments. I definitely liked the Reed introduction although I do wonder how a non-book reader might feel about it. They come out of nowhere and don't really explain anything, why they want to join Bran, where they're going, etc. And stuff that peeks my interest (like Jojen mentioning how his father feels about Ned) might feel like boring or useless info at this point for a new viewer, dunno.

I also really liked the introduction of Thoros and company. I imagine some folks might complain that Arya's story is being given the Gimli Comedic Relief treatment, but it worked in this episode imo. I'm currently re-reading ASOS and Arya's early chapters have quite a few moments of light humor, thanks to the great Hot Pie of course.

Sansa's scene with Margery and Olena was great. I had feared the writers might try too hard to come up with some witty Dowager Countess-esque dialogue but it seemed pretty in line with what's in the books.

Then there's the stuff that didn't work at all to me: Shae continues to just be a bad experiment, an almost criminal retcon of Catelyn, another meh Mance Rayder scene, and some pretty bad acting from Afie Allen; I'm guessing if a screw was going through your foot you'd be a little more...in pain than that.

Overall it wasn't a bad episode and I'm glad it didn't try to shoehorn every character in. Also I continue to be amazed at how boring the writers have made Rob. His story is told off page in the book, and so far I'm not sure they've created a single scene of compelling television for him or "Talisa."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 03:24:45 AM
I'm really liking the Brotherhood stuff. I mean it is different from the books but still great. I'm starting to appreciate minute differences between the books and the show. Thoros is GREAT. Anguy :hyper

Phoenix are you ready for next week? DANY :bow

Yeah Talisa sucks. They should be concentration on how much fucking the two of them do to try to make a baby. On the other hand, the Cat scene was :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 03:45:59 AM
Larry's review is cracking me up  :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc2z7M4-rHM
:bow

Gotta say I'm starting to agree with people about Mance being meh. Just...eh. This guy is supposed to be a badass, charismatic leader. He's been mentioned since the first season, and a major cliff hanger of season 2 revolved around Jon setting out to meet him. And two episodes in...huh?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 04:05:24 AM
Yeah Mance sucks.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on April 08, 2013, 08:04:21 AM
I thought that Cat scene perfectly captured her character both on the show and in the book.  The writers did a great job there.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 08, 2013, 09:56:29 AM
PD I think you missed the part of Cat's scene where she says she promised to treat Jon as a her child after he got sick and that she broke that promise shortly after. She still feels the same way she always does towards Jon however it shows she can feel remorse for something in plight.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2013, 01:58:29 PM
lol book Cat would have prayed for Jon to die, she is a stonehearted bich.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 02:35:07 PM
ASOS spoilers/discussion:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'll preface by saying I recognize the show isn't the book and I'm not a purist, but the Catelyn rubbed me the wrong way because it was out of character. Above all else, Catelyn loves her children. Perhaps the biggest reason she has always hated Jon is because he could be a potential threat to her children, specifically Robb. The idea that she would at one point want Jon legitimized as a Stark, and thus placed ahead of all her children except Robb, is ridiculous. She has never loved or trusted Jon, and it goes far beyond jealousy, which is how the show dwelled on. It has nearly everything to do with protecting her natural born children.

Last night's episode sets up some potentially troubling changes. Once she finds out Bran/Rickon are allegedly dead, will she agree to Robb naming Jon his heir? That would be ridiculous to me. I know people believe Robb ultimately decided to name Jon his heir but I still don't believe it; he had a history of disagreeing with his mother privately before ultimately taking her side publicly, so I can't help but think he named a Royce or another distant relative as the heir.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 03:29:43 PM
lol book Cat would have prayed for Jon to die, she is a stonehearted bich.

The chapter where she's judging Mya Stone :lol because she's a bastard :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on April 08, 2013, 04:02:22 PM
the Margery/Joffrey scene was cute
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 08:25:51 PM
PD that is not out of character. The fact she STILL couldn't do it after praying to the gods shows she still hated him. Yes her reasoning is paper thin compared to the books but that's the TV show being the TV show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2013, 08:39:22 PM
But she's still blaming her family's troubles on her not loving Jon, which is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 08, 2013, 09:08:42 PM
I don't think so. Catelyn at that point is an emotionally wounded and flat out lost woman. That said the show HASN'T delved in her guilt over the fact she's the one who pushed Ned to going to Kings Landing to begin with.

Remember when in GoT (book) where she tells Jon to get out because "he's the one who did that to Bran"? Catelyn is an emotional beast who is illogical to a fault. I don't think that scene is put of character for that reason.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Polari on April 08, 2013, 10:36:17 PM
Was stoked to see Noah Taylor turn up at the end.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2013, 01:29:46 AM
I don't think so. Catelyn at that point is an emotionally wounded and flat out lost woman. That said the show HASN'T delved in her guilt over the fact she's the one who pushed Ned to going to Kings Landing to begin with.

Remember when in GoT (book) where she tells Jon to get out because "he's the one who did that to Bran"? Catelyn is an emotional beast who is illogical to a fault. I don't think that scene is put of character for that reason.

Actually she tells Jon she wishes he was the one who fell. And that sums up her thoughts on him throughout the series.

ACOK/ASOS spoiler:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't see why the writers have decided for Catelyn/Robb not to learn about Rickon and Bran allegedly dying, it really makes no sense. That revelation is what sparks the reactions that doom the Starks, from Catelyn releasing Jamie out of a mother's desperation to Robb sleeping with Jeyne. So far the show has completely ruined all of this. Not only has the show failed to do anything interesting with "Talisa" or even deliver a believable love story, Catelyn's decision on Jamie makes no sense.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 09:13:30 AM
Yup. but as I said, tv show gonna tv show.

Ah right, forgot about that. Didn't she blame him as well? One of Catelyn's worst moments in the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 09, 2013, 11:37:40 AM
They couldn't have Selmy pulled into the picture a little bit more subtly? The last minute rescue was amaeturish and lazy on the part of the writers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
It's pretty hard to do that in a visual medium like TV. We already knew what he looked like from seasons 1 and 2 AND the recap. There's no way to make him noticeably different and there'd be no way The Bear wouldn't recognize Selmy on sight. In the book it works because shit, books can do that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 14, 2013, 10:04:59 PM
Fuck. Fantastic ep tonight.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 14, 2013, 10:18:42 PM
Yup, tonight was on point.  I need that version of the bear and the maiden fair that played over the end credits  :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 14, 2013, 10:22:04 PM
Metal version of Bear and the Maiden Fair had me :dead

Next week is gonna own. A STORM OF SWORDS :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2013, 10:41:55 PM
http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/60634-game-thrones-season-3-niccas-*storms-swords*-119.html#.UWto_EqLxYU
:rofl

the reactions on that page lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 14, 2013, 10:52:27 PM
:bow REEK
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 14, 2013, 10:59:15 PM
http://www.the-coli.com/3910215-post1797.html

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 15, 2013, 12:25:59 AM
First good ep of the season.

I loved how the writers turned Robb elaborate trap for Tywin into "We were going to surround him and kill him" :rofl got to make time for the boobs I guess.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2013, 12:42:09 AM
http://www.the-coli.com/3910215-post1797.html

:rofl

*slow clap

This was such a fabulous episode, even though like nothing happened. I loved how Tyrion paid the whores under the table to stroke his squire's ego.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 12:46:32 AM
Diunx we can only see the AFTERMATH of battles and events of import such as the Fist of Men.  Boobs > all
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 01:10:36 AM
Next week's ep should be CRAY.

Dany "selling" Drogon :teehee

Jaime aftermath

Showdown at Craster's
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on April 15, 2013, 01:11:38 AM

This was such a fabulous episode, even though like nothing happened. I loved how Tyrion paid the whores under the table to stroke his squire's ego.

Is that what was implied?  Honestly, that aspect of it went right over my head.  I just assumed that the writers were implying how unexpectable that Pod is...   :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2013, 01:35:16 AM

This was such a fabulous episode, even though like nothing happened. I loved how Tyrion paid the whores under the table to stroke his squire's ego.

Is that what was implied?  Honestly, that aspect of it went right over my head.  I just assumed that the writers were implying how unexpectable that Pod is...   :lol

That's instantly what I thought, it's kind of similar to what Jaime Lannister did for Tyrion but a little more subtle. It was such a cute moment with Bronn and Tyrion trying to get Pod to gab about it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 01:38:16 AM
Next week's ep should be CRAY.

Dany "selling" Drogon :teehee

Jaime aftermath

Showdown at Craster's

DAENYERYS STORMBORN :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 01:41:35 AM
Pretty good episode. Ending was great although I do think the end credits song was pretty shitty, and kind of kills the impact. Seems like no music, no nothing would have made more sense for the end credits (or some sombre violins). It's like boom, shock scene. Then credits blast a song, which is way worse than this btw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VMSYIXCCY

Loved the introduction of the Blackfish; definitely got its point across pretty effectively. But the scene with Edmure reminded me of how wasted Robb's arc has been. Seems like having Robb scenes where he's actually, you know, planning out his war, would make far more sense than him lazing around doing nothing for S2 and early S3.

Stannis continues to be a waste on television, oh well. Didn't like that scene with Melisandre at all, although it sets up some interesting stuff.

Hot Pie's exit was great though, as was all of the Arya stuff. With respect to the Tyrion stuff...I liked the Small Council meeting, and I did like the beginning of the Pod scene but it went on too long. Again, it really seems like they're wasting valuable time, it really makes no sense to me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 01:45:19 AM
I was honestly shocked they showed how much of a fuck up Edmure was. I thought they'd completely change his character. I was actually happy they did the funeral scene justice.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 01:58:22 AM
One thing I don't like about that

ASOS spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Edmure/Riverrun change almost trivializes how much of a fuck up his decision was; Edmure literally lost the entire war for both Robb and Stannis by fucking that up. I knew the lack of Riverrun stuff in S2 would lead to some type of butterfly effect and I guess this is it. Killing the Mountain certainly is an important thing...but it's rather small when compared to delaying Tywin/winning the entire war.

And another thing: it reminded me of how poorly the show has handled Robb. Why haven't we seen him planning and strategizing? The episode makes Edmure's screw up sound like a big deal, but a new viewer might be confused and wonder why it was never mentioned before. Robb could have had scenes in S2 planning this with his generals, talking to Catelyn about her brother (to figure out what type of man he was, and if he was trustworthy), etc. It strikes me as a missed opportunity.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 02:08:24 AM
ASOS

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I thought they wasted an opportunity with Catelyn. I thought she was going to bring up how she has waited for every single man in her entire life, but then they made it about Rickon and Bran again. And once again, assuring her that HEY THEY COULD BE ALIVE which goes against the entire point of her actions in the later sections of ACOK/s2
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 15, 2013, 03:18:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3tQaqizh0#t=00m14s
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 03:44:08 AM
Thoughts on the season thus far, Malek?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 03:45:05 AM
Well written comment at avclub in regards to the Pod and money refund scene.

Quote
I fucking hated that whole thing, and not just because the punchline was hacky as shit.

This series is beginning to have a serious problem with the way it portrays prostitution. Yes I know that women were seriously subjugated in that time period and it's the only way so many of them could survive and the culture at the time blah blah blah. But what the show is doing now, blatantly in this scene, is just flat out glamorizing prostitution. One of the most important themes of the series, in my opinion, is how it's pretty much about how all these super important wars and rights to rule and all this stuff the kings are literally burning the countryside over pretty much ruins the lives on 99% of the people living in Westeros. It's around the margins but still pretty important, especially as we get more towards the white walkers and how that threat makes everything happening in King's Landing super petty. Life is hard if you aren't born to the right position, and it will not get any better as long as Joffery cuts off Ned Stark's head and sends the country into war because he can.

This episode is good at giving us a taste of this. We get the slaves being hung up and left to die because who cares, they're slaves. We get Craster's daughters, forced to give up their children to stay alive. We get Edmund Tully sending a bunch of people to their death to get a mill that means absolutely nothing to anyone. Hot Pie manages to find a half-way decent living out in the country, but how long before the Starks or the Lannisters burn down that village, or the wheat to make his bread runs out? This theme is even explicitly stated at the end, with the Boltons sparing Brienne out of the promise of riches (the only thing that could have possibly saved her from that fate). Jamie gets his hand cut off, but only because these lower ranked Boltons are sick of him being able to get away scott free because he has money, and as Tyrion is discovering as the new master of coin, so much of that money doesn't even exist for the people with power. It's all just a facade.

Then we get to the prostitutes, perhaps one of the best examples of women trying to survive in a landscape that, as mentioned above, are seriously subjugated by everyone and can only scrape a living by literally being fucked over. What does this scene give us? Tyrion basically does the medeval version of the Beautiful Girls number from Singing in the Rain and the virgin kid is so good with his dick that hey, free of charge kid, we love having some dude we never met fuck us as long as he's good in the sack! Instead of any sort of indication that, hey, being a whore is probably awful and humiliating, it's all "this one is an acrobat in the sack" and "hurr hurr Pod, tell us how you made her cream so hard she gave you a refund!" Yes, you can argue that this was inferred somehow, but it certainly wasn't presented as anything but what was on screen, and the show is becoming less interesting in showing us that these women are essentially just as much a slave as anyone stuck on a cross in Astopor and, instead, look at those tits! Hubba hubba! Awoooooo!

Awful. And I really liked the rest of the episode too. But that whole thing really ruined a good chunk of it for me.

 :obama
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 15, 2013, 04:35:16 AM
Seeing people popping up from other HBO series and trying to place them is always fun.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 15, 2013, 07:36:54 AM
I find Jon Snows face annoying. I'm fairly certain that he can't act, as he seems to have one look.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 15, 2013, 07:50:23 AM
And the cgi for the dragons was some bbc walking with dinosaurs malarkey. Painful to watch.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 08:52:26 AM
PD, you are fucking insane if you think the Hold Steady's version of Bear and Maiden Fair is worse than that crap you posted.  Maybe not appropriate to play right after the end of that episode, but it's objectively awesome.  gtfo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 15, 2013, 11:37:00 AM
I don't fucking get what they are doing with Stannis on the show, I'm fucking rooting for the guy in the books but I wouldn't follow that pathetic creep from the tv show to the churros cart.

And Danny can't act and still hate the guy they picked for Jon Snow.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 15, 2013, 12:42:02 PM
The audio and video kept dropping last night on Comcast. It got pretty painful trying to watch after about five minutes. Ugh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 15, 2013, 01:21:27 PM
Thoughts on the season thus far, Malek?
The Coli summed up my thoughts pretty well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 15, 2013, 01:28:22 PM
Well written comment at avclub in regards to the Pod and money refund scene.

Quote
I fucking hated that whole thing, and not just because the punchline was hacky as shit.

This series is beginning to have a serious problem with the way it portrays prostitution. Yes I know that women were seriously subjugated in that time period and it's the only way so many of them could survive and the culture at the time blah blah blah. But what the show is doing now, blatantly in this scene, is just flat out glamorizing prostitution. One of the most important themes of the series, in my opinion, is how it's pretty much about how all these super important wars and rights to rule and all this stuff the kings are literally burning the countryside over pretty much ruins the lives on 99% of the people living in Westeros. It's around the margins but still pretty important, especially as we get more towards the white walkers and how that threat makes everything happening in King's Landing super petty. Life is hard if you aren't born to the right position, and it will not get any better as long as Joffery cuts off Ned Stark's head and sends the country into war because he can.

This episode is good at giving us a taste of this. We get the slaves being hung up and left to die because who cares, they're slaves. We get Craster's daughters, forced to give up their children to stay alive. We get Edmund Tully sending a bunch of people to their death to get a mill that means absolutely nothing to anyone. Hot Pie manages to find a half-way decent living out in the country, but how long before the Starks or the Lannisters burn down that village, or the wheat to make his bread runs out? This theme is even explicitly stated at the end, with the Boltons sparing Brienne out of the promise of riches (the only thing that could have possibly saved her from that fate). Jamie gets his hand cut off, but only because these lower ranked Boltons are sick of him being able to get away scott free because he has money, and as Tyrion is discovering as the new master of coin, so much of that money doesn't even exist for the people with power. It's all just a facade.

Then we get to the prostitutes, perhaps one of the best examples of women trying to survive in a landscape that, as mentioned above, are seriously subjugated by everyone and can only scrape a living by literally being fucked over. What does this scene give us? Tyrion basically does the medeval version of the Beautiful Girls number from Singing in the Rain and the virgin kid is so good with his dick that hey, free of charge kid, we love having some dude we never met fuck us as long as he's good in the sack! Instead of any sort of indication that, hey, being a whore is probably awful and humiliating, it's all "this one is an acrobat in the sack" and "hurr hurr Pod, tell us how you made her cream so hard she gave you a refund!" Yes, you can argue that this was inferred somehow, but it certainly wasn't presented as anything but what was on screen, and the show is becoming less interesting in showing us that these women are essentially just as much a slave as anyone stuck on a cross in Astopor and, instead, look at those tits! Hubba hubba! Awoooooo!

Awful. And I really liked the rest of the episode too. But that whole thing really ruined a good chunk of it for me.

 :obama

I sort of agree with this but still found it funny. It was bordering on slapstick humor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 15, 2013, 01:34:59 PM
Scenes like that is why this show will never ascend from True Blood quality levels.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 01:42:33 PM
Scenes like that is why this show will never ascend from True Blood quality levels.

pretty sure this is a :troll post
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 15, 2013, 01:44:09 PM
Nope, I actually think True Blood is much better than GOT especially after the fucking terrible second season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2013, 01:46:48 PM
I didn't take it this way but it makes sense... Tyrion actually already paid for the whores prior so when Pod finished and they wouldnt take his money he would get a huge boost in self confidence. The scene with Bron and Tyrion gathering around for "details" felt odd to me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
Nope, I actually think True Blood is much better than GOT especially after the fucking terrible second season.
:jada
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 02:12:29 PM
I assumed Littlefinger offered it free on the house
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 15, 2013, 02:49:46 PM
Jon Snow AND Mance Rayder are completely miscast. They have butchered Jon Snow's story. Again. :sadbron they feel like 2 minutes of "what's going on beyond the wall scenes" despite the fact that Mance's army currently poses the biggest threat to the seven kingdoms and the wall that aren't the others. Just terrible.

Or at least that's the intent. But not what the show is articulating. It is just odd.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 02:57:49 PM
Yea, we barely know anything about Mance so far in the show. He has yet to have character building scenes, and now with Jon heading to the Wall with Tormund I have a feeling we won't see anymore meaningful Mance scenes for awhile. It's pretty odd, especially given their decision to expand Theon's role plus the various other filler scenes.

From what I've seen, Jon is one of the most popular characters among non-book readers so you'd think they would be doing his arc justice.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 03:00:24 PM
Mance was completely miscast, yeah.  Unless they're going for some angle I just don't get...

I agree that Jon's been disappointing so far, but I blame the writers/show runners more than the actor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on April 15, 2013, 04:24:58 PM
Honestly feel like I'm missing something when it comes to that storyline.  I'm not entirely clear on who're the people Jon's with, or the zombies, or what's the current task for tubbs neckbeard's crew.

Want to blame myself for not paying attention but I'm into every other storyline in the series.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 07:15:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3b7fZIT0nk

:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2013, 07:34:31 PM
Honestly feel like I'm missing something when it comes to that storyline.  I'm not entirely clear on who're the people Jon's with, or the zombies, or what's the current task for tubbs neckbeard's crew.

Want to blame myself for not paying attention but I'm into every other storyline in the series.

Jon seems to still be loyal the Crows which suggests to me that when he goes over with the raiding party, he'll sabotage it somehow. And he wants to bone that redhead girl from Downton Abbey.

I think Samwell and the other Crows beyond the wall are making their way back home, without horses and food (I remember they passed the daughter-fucker dude before on their way north).

I'm wondering what is going to happen with Brann and Rickon, what direction are they going in?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2013, 07:39:09 PM
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/podrick-sex.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 15, 2013, 09:50:56 PM
 :dead2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
Game of Thrones breaks ratings record once more

Quote
    Game of Thrones was Sunday’s top cable original with a 2.4 up from last week’s 2.3 adults 18-49 rating.

In absolute numbers, the show was seen by 4.72 million people during its original airing, while another 1.04 million were added to the tally during the 11 PM repeat.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/04/game-of-thrones-breaks-rating-record-once-more/

Wow, very impressive. That was the perfect episode to break records with, given the buzz the ending has generated.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 16, 2013, 02:29:02 PM
I personally thought that was the best overall episode in the series so.

:obama

It will only get more awesome from here. Those people are in for a treat.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2013, 02:57:10 PM
I still like the Blackwater episode better.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2013, 04:33:05 PM
I'd say

1. Baelor
2. Fire and Blood (S1 finale)
3. Blackwater
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 17, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
I actually loved the nonchalant cut to the credits last episode, song and all. Just the show's way of treating Jaime like the giant gaping unsympathetic asshole he's mostly been thus far. I seriously doubt they would have played it the same if it were any other major character losing a hand.

As someone who hasn't read the books, I'm liking the show a lot.

My complaints up to this point are pretty minor. There are definitely times where certain storylines (Dany, Jon, Robb) feel like they're dragging because there is soooooooooo much going on everywhere but I can handle it.

I also think the show would really benefit from them easing up on all the crazy sex and titties every episode. It's distracting (dem semis) and even worse a waste of time when it serves no purpose to the plot, which it rarely does. It's like HBO has them on a quota or something. Just last episode, how many minutes did they piss away with the Tyrion's-squire-bangs-whores gag versus how many minutes they spent with Jon up north?

But yeah, even still, I'm really enjoying the show. It's the only drama on HBO I'm following anymore.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2013, 09:27:14 PM
new ep tonight
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2013, 09:28:39 PM
Am I a bad person if I d/l and then buy it when it hits itunes? Guide my moral compass, bore.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 21, 2013, 09:41:47 PM
That's probably the most moral thing you can do because it makes it even harder to catch all us filthy pirates.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2013, 09:52:02 PM
Well I'm used to buying eps the day after air on itunes but hbo don't play that game. I was lttp with game of thrones so I just got 1 & 2 on itunes... but I don't wanna wait  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2013, 09:57:36 PM
I am geeking out. Seeing these scenes from A Storm of Swords acted out on screen is enough to make me weep. Not really, but close.

Hate what they're doing to Sansa storyline though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on April 21, 2013, 09:59:32 PM
I am geeking out. Seeing these scenes from A Storm of Swords acted out on screen is enough to make me weep. Not really, but close.

I was sitting here clapping like an idiot
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 21, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
The Dany scene at the end was   :gladbron

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Too bad she goes to shit in book 5 :smug
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2013, 10:06:45 PM
Don't ruin this man. You know the Dany scenes are what I've been looking forward to this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 21, 2013, 10:08:44 PM
Dany is one of my favorite characters in book 3!

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Which, again, is why her turning into an indecisive fucktard teenage girl in book 5 when she's in total FIRE AND BLOOD mode in book 3 is so fucking disappointing.  AND YOU KNOW THIS.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2013, 10:19:31 PM
Dany is one of my favorite characters in book 3!

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Which, again, is why her turning into an indecisive fucktard teenage girl in book 5 when she's in total FIRE AND BLOOD mode in book 3 is so fucking disappointing.  AND YOU KNOW THIS.
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well I'm guess you are glad (ADWD spoiler)
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she learns what she is and isn't by the end of ADWD, just when she 1) learns how to control her dragon 2) happens to run into a khal she promised to burn alive.

Having seen Barriston's TWOW chapters it's clear Dany is about to fuck some shit up, assuming Victarion doesn't steal her dragons
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2013, 10:23:26 PM
Dany is one of my favorite characters in book 3!

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Which, again, is why her turning into an indecisive fucktard teenage girl in book 5 when she's in total FIRE AND BLOOD mode in book 3 is so fucking disappointing.  AND YOU KNOW THIS.
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Agreed
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 21, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
Dany is one of my favorite characters in book 3!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Which, again, is why her turning into an indecisive fucktard teenage girl in book 5 when she's in total FIRE AND BLOOD mode in book 3 is so fucking disappointing.  AND YOU KNOW THIS.
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well I'm guess you are glad (ADWD spoiler)
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she learns what she is and isn't by the end of ADWD, just when she 1) learns how to control her dragon 2) happens to run into a khal she promised to burn alive.

Having seen Barriston's TWOW chapters it's clear Dany is about to fuck some shit up, assuming Victarion doesn't steal her dragons
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That's awesome.  It doesn't change the fact that having to sit through her chapters in ADWD sucked sour ass.  Everyone is stupid in ADWD... Dany is all "I'm just a simple teenage girl, tee hee!" and Jon Snow is all "let me send away everyone who is an ally and surround myself with idiots" Really the only thing that redeems the book are Tyrions chapters.  The book is on par with AFfC as the worst in the series.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 21, 2013, 10:26:54 PM
Clegane vs. Dondarion next ep  :o

Dany going fire and blood mode at the end  :o :o
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 21, 2013, 10:33:28 PM
That shot right after everything is burnt to the ground and she's standing in the dust with the light filtering through was beautiful. shit is more cinematic than most fuckin movies out there.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2013, 10:37:20 PM
Fucking hell. The Coli thread is hilarious now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 21, 2013, 10:38:04 PM
#teamtargaryen
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2013, 10:39:28 PM
#dragonset
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on April 21, 2013, 11:04:29 PM
That shot right after everything is burnt to the ground and she's standing in the dust with the light filtering through was beautiful. shit is more cinematic than most fuckin movies out there.

It was that and the shot of Varys' reflection in the dirt mirror. They've been getting some great shots in this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on April 21, 2013, 11:14:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xa7EQ5G.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 12:03:33 AM
Overlooked in the end of episode awesomeness was that the Queen of Thornes is BAD ASS.  Also, Tywin's interaction with Cersei was FUCK AWESOME.  The guy they got to play Tywin might be my favorite actor in the entire show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 12:07:06 AM
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/04/ZhkjWK7.gif)

:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 01:37:59 AM
That was one of the best episodes of the series, wow. The end gave me the same goosebumps I had when I read that chapter from the novel - in fact, it might even be better than what happened in the book. I can't stress enough how perfect Emilia Clarke is. She isn't the young girl Dany from the novels, but she has all the intensity and an impressive level of command to her performance; I may not like some of her less dramatic acting but she pulls of the Khalessi role perfectly. Just a stunning end. These last two episodes have really upped the ante in terms of great endings, and given this is ASOS...the rest of this season will continue like that.

I thought this episode featured some of the best changes and new scenes that have appeared in the show thus far. Varys' backstory was done great, but the addition of the revenge story took the scene to an entirely different level. Very good exposition - with no breasts! And since I'm on the topic of Varys I have to mention his scene with the Queen of Thorns/Diana Rigg, who continues to be one of the best additions to the cast.

And of course that scene led to one of the other changes I liked: Margery's scene with Sansa. So far Margery has been perfect this season, and I'm glad they changed the marriage proposal to be Loras (a character the TV audience is well familiar with) instead of his brother, who hasn't been in the show. Having Varys mastermind all this is great. I suppose it takes away a bit of the Queen of Thorn's scheming from the book, but I still liked it given the nice chess game the show has developed between Varys and Littlefinger.

some minor observations:

-I liked the scene with Beric but I feel like it could have been much stronger if the character was talked about in previous seasons. S2 did feature some talk about the Brotherhood, but it seems like having some scenes with Tywin, the Mountain, or townsfolk discussing him could have made his eventual reveal more impactful for non-viewers. I'd imagine many watched that scene and were like "Ned Stark told him to do what? Ohhh..."

-The Theon stuff...eh. I'll wait for it to play out. I know where it's going, and like the changes in theory, but I kind of feel like he should have been imprisoned longer before being released.

-I felt the Bran scene came out of nowhere. It wasn't bad but it felt tacked on given how developed the other stories in this episode were.

-Ros' scene...wasn't bad. Would have preferred something else but hey, at least I didn't roll my eyes; even though the continuation of this Pod stuff...ha don't know whether to laugh or shake my head

-Nice scene with Tywin and Cersei

IMO the King's Landing scenes continue to be some of the best and most focused in the series this far. Which IMO bodes well for the show if it gets to AFFC. (AFFC spoiler):
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Margery is already such a strong presence that her competition with Cersei will make for good television. Likewise Jaimie will have a lot of great content in that season too. Too bad Varys won't be in that season, he's been so amazing thus far on the show. But who knows, perhaps they'll decide to keep the Queen of Thorns in King's Landing, that would be cool IMO
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on April 22, 2013, 03:10:40 AM
does the super slave controlling whip work the same way in the books? for as much effort as ben kingsly put into these super slaves, it's kind of an oversight not to have insurance for the exact thing that happened. 

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 03:17:44 AM
does the super slave controlling whip work the same way in the books? for as much effort as ben kingsly put into these super slaves, it's kind of an oversight not to have insurance for the exact thing that happened.

I don't remember there being a whip, but ultimately the slaves were completely loyal to their master. In general I don't think a state controlled by slave masters would ever think to use slaves to destroy their societal order, nor would they anticipate anyone arriving with enough gold (or in this case a dragon) to purchase a majority of the slaves.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 22, 2013, 08:26:23 AM
The Dany scene at the end was   :gladbron

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Too bad she goes to shit in book 5 :smug
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Thanks for the random spoiler man
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 08:28:02 AM
Oh for fucks sakes

a) it's under a clickable spoiler tag
b) it's not like I mentioned anything specific, dick
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 22, 2013, 08:29:51 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 06:43:43 PM

MARK what book your spoilers are from.For instance...

"I hope..."

ADWD spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)

S3 will cover half of ASOS, I don't want people being spoiled with discussion on what might be left out this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 08:30:38 AM
I'M A REBEL, I DO WHAT I WANT
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on April 22, 2013, 08:53:58 AM
Should you really be clicking on spoilers without abandon in a thread like this?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 08:57:09 AM
I agree Phoenix. AFFC will be better in the show. :obama

I fucking love TV Margaery.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 09:01:28 AM
I'm looking forward to seeing Jamie's transformation on screen the most and yesterday we got a wonderful hint of it. That's my kingslayer. :tocry I still hate they made him a kinslayer and how light they made the act of kinslaying. Shit is flat out stupid and will walk them into a pool of plotholes later.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 22, 2013, 11:19:27 AM
The Scene with danny was fantastic, I usually roll my eyes when Kelly C starts going on about blood of the dragon, fire and blood bla bla bla, but in a weird in comprehensive language she sounded totally badass.


The lighting lord sucked, don't like the actor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on April 22, 2013, 11:54:16 AM
Should you really be clicking on spoilers without abandon in a thread like this?
Can't help it. When you guys say "book spoilers" or name a future book though, I avoid them.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 12:04:23 PM
All spoilers should be tagged bros. While I think it's good in general for new viewers not to click any spoilers I could see someone assuming a non-tagged one was safe.

I like the actor who plays Beric, I just don't like that he wasn't discussed earlier. The Brotherhood is mentioned a couple times in S2 but there was no build up for the leader; odd decision IMO.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 12:08:21 PM
Yeah, non book readers.prolly don't have an inkling of the lightning lord or why they should give a shit, but to be fair, they will next week after ASOS SPOILERS
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he's resurrected by Thoros
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so it evens out anyways.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 22, 2013, 12:42:06 PM
Awesome episode.  Kind of makes Dany's whole crappy story arc in S2 worth it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 22, 2013, 01:39:07 PM
Awesome episode.  Kind of makes Dany's whole crappy story arc in S2 worth it.

I spent all season last season telling my wife how awesome Dany's story was gonna be

only to realize at the end I was thinking of her plot from S3 the whole time

oops
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 22, 2013, 01:44:00 PM
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/04/ZhkjWK7.gif)

:rock :rock :rock

(http://i.imgur.com/Y0gbXjZ.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
fire and blood time :bow

It's an interesting tv/book dilemma. Dany barely has any chapters in the second book, but the character has become so popular among TV fans that the writers felt they needed to give her extra screen time. I would have taken the risk of having her in fewer episodes and just building up to a big payoff (House of the Undying). I can't say I liked anything about how she was handled in S2, especially the WHERE ARE MAH DRAGONZ new stuff. And while I understand why they had to change the House of the Undying, it could have been more memorable imo.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 22, 2013, 02:38:19 PM
Her story in S2 was just so anti-climactic, and it wasn't interesting to begin with.  It felt like they could have left her out of the first 6 or so episodes instead of trying to fit her sitting in the desert every episode.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on April 22, 2013, 02:38:30 PM
Should you really be clicking on spoilers without abandon in a thread like this?
Can't help it. When you guys say "book spoilers" or name a future book though, I avoid them.

yeah, people hide jokes and other stuff in spoiler boxes.  if it's marked as a book spoiler, at least you know that it's a book spoiler to be avoided.


and this is a question for book readers, but I don't want spoilery answers, if possible
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I read that season 3 covers half of book 3 and parts of book 5?

what part of this season are book 5, exactly? the Bran storyline?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 02:46:08 PM
fryinghigh (no spoilers, for serious)

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Season 3 covers half of book 3, and Season 4 will be the other half of book 3.  The book is the longest in the series to date, and lots of stuff happens, so the decision was made to split it into multiple seasons.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 02:49:13 PM
Awesome episode.  Kind of makes Dany's whole crappy story arc in S2 worth it.

I spent all season last season telling my wife how awesome Dany's story was gonna be

only to realize at the end I was thinking of her plot from S3 the whole time

oops

To be fair the house of undying is bad ass.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 02:49:25 PM
Should you really be clicking on spoilers without abandon in a thread like this?
Can't help it. When you guys say "book spoilers" or name a future book though, I avoid them.

yeah, people hide jokes and other stuff in spoiler boxes.  if it's marked as a book spoiler, at least you know that it's a book spoiler to be avoided.


and this is a question for book readers, but I don't want spoilery answers, if possible
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I read that season 3 covers half of book 3 and parts of book 5?

what part of this season are book 5, exactly? the Bran storyline?
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You're right, this season is half of book three plus one arc from book five.

In response to your question (no spoilers:)
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The Theon stuff doesn't happen until book five. Book three does note that he is being tortured by someone, but you don't actually see any of his ordeal until ADWD. By that time in the books he's been in captivity for about a year or so
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 22, 2013, 03:15:31 PM
Also Varys and Tywin had great episodes for the small bits they had.  I can't wait to see what Tywin is up to.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Vizzys on April 22, 2013, 03:26:42 PM
being theon is suffering
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 22, 2013, 03:33:47 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iijj8YY4mJrA9.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2013, 03:48:05 PM
http://www.the-coli.com/3991776-post2597.html
:dead :dead :dead

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 22, 2013, 04:06:23 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2013, 04:08:24 PM
That entire page has me :dead

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/60634-game-thrones-season-3-niccas-%2Astorms-swords%2A-174.html#post3991776
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2013, 05:30:41 PM
"Valyrian Rosetta Stone"

:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on April 22, 2013, 09:12:12 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 22, 2013, 09:25:41 PM
Fuck. What a great episode.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 23, 2013, 07:00:35 AM
Man this season really sucks as far as keeping arcs flowing each episode. Only a few minutes got spent on Tyrion, Bron, Theon, Samwell, etc. Just a slow trickle of exposition leading up to their probably most important events so far. And yeah, Arya had a scene too (two actually) but it wasn't enough time to actually see what happens.

They really need to take a break from anybody closely related or engaged to Joffrey. He hasn't had anybody tortured or killed this season which is the only thing of any consequence that he does.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on April 23, 2013, 07:33:34 AM
Overlooked in the end of episode awesomeness was that the Queen of Thornes is BAD ASS.  Also, Tywin's interaction with Cersei was FUCK AWESOME.  The guy they got to play Tywin might be my favorite actor in the entire show.

Charles Dance brings quality to anything he's in. He was the redeeming part of even crappy things like Alien3 and The Golden Child. He's awesome.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 09:14:16 AM
Dance is indeed awesome as Tywin; you can tell he loves the role. He's very passionate about the show in interviews and seems quite excited about the good material he has to work with.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2013, 09:35:13 AM
Man this season really sucks as far as keeping arcs flowing each episode. Only a few minutes got spent on Tyrion, Bron, Theon, Samwell, etc. Just a slow trickle of exposition leading up to their probably most important events so far. And yeah, Arya had a scene too (two actually) but it wasn't enough time to actually see what happens.

They really need to take a break from anybody closely related or engaged to Joffrey. He hasn't had anybody tortured or killed this season which is the only thing of any consequence that he does.

There's not much for Tyrion to do early in the story. Bron isn't a focal character and never has been. The Theon story is mostly just being stretched out and most of us have no idea where it is going. But you're right on Samwell's scenes.

In any case, the episode flowed well anyways because each scene was about revenge and mutilation. Setting up the episode with Jamie's hand necklace (so glad they did it) and then with Varys talking about revenge and patience sets the entire tone for the entire episode. Done extremely well in a thematic sense that the clip theatre shouldn't be too much of a bother.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 10:01:56 AM
IMO this season would be better with less Theon. Thus far this is experiment hasn't worked and only slows down episodes. I know where it's going but I doubt many people care about this story. It seems like his escape and re-capture should have been held off longer to give it some weight, instead it feels trivial. He gets tortured for a couple minutes then "someone" decides to free him, only to bring him back immediately; it would have more dramatic weight if we saw him getting tortured in the first episode, then don't see him again until ep 5 when he's released. Re-capture in the next ep, and don't revisit him until the finale.


He's had more screen time than Jon, which is ridiculous IMO
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2013, 10:07:28 AM
Hopefully this is the last we see of Theon till next season. PLEASE ramp up on Jon's arc. One of the best arcs continues to be ruined. Is it because the setting is more expensive to film at? The acting and script in that section has a lot of gaps and miscasts. This isn't a book thing either. Sucks because Jon is my favorite character but he's just an annoying ignorant welp here.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 10:33:59 AM
Ratings were up again this week.  First run had 4.87M viewers and a 2.6 in the demo.  Details over at TVbtN. (http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/04/23/sunday-cable-ratings-game-of-thrones-wins-night-nba-playoffs-real-housewives-of-atlanta-vikings-more/179182/)


Beat the NBA playoffs in the 18-49 demo, very impressive. These last two episodes have been some of the best buzz creating "water cooler" episodes on television right now. Dany's scene is probably the strongest single GoT scene since Baelor (or Fire and Blood's ending).
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2013, 10:41:27 AM
I'm so proud. :tocry

Show is gonna create crazy buzz this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2013, 12:42:07 PM
Hopefully this is the last we see of Theon till next season. PLEASE ramp up on Jon's arc. One of the best arcs continues to be ruined. Is it because the setting is more expensive to film at? The acting and script in that section has a lot of gaps and miscasts. This isn't a book thing either. Sucks because Jon is my favorite character but he's just an annoying ignorant welp here.

The name of the next episode makes me think we'll be spending a bunch of time with Jon.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2013, 12:44:23 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 23, 2013, 01:26:25 PM
Hopefully after four episodes The Giants Bane will make his first joke.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2013, 02:17:41 PM
GRRM is an angry Jets fan.

http://grrm.livejournal.com/321271.html
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 02:30:21 PM
GRRM is an angry Jets fan.

http://grrm.livejournal.com/321271.html

All according to plan. Jets will suck this year, fire Rex; Lions will barely win 7 games this year, fire Schwartz. Lions hire Rex, all is right in the world
:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 23, 2013, 03:47:50 PM
Man this season really sucks as far as keeping arcs flowing each episode. Only a few minutes got spent on Tyrion, Bron, Theon, Samwell, etc. Just a slow trickle of exposition leading up to their probably most important events so far. And yeah, Arya had a scene too (two actually) but it wasn't enough time to actually see what happens.

They really need to take a break from anybody closely related or engaged to Joffrey. He hasn't had anybody tortured or killed this season which is the only thing of any consequence that he does.

There's not much for Tyrion to do early in the story. Bron isn't a focal character and never has been. The Theon story is mostly just being stretched out and most of us have no idea where it is going. But you're right on Samwell's scenes.

In any case, the episode flowed well anyways because each scene was about revenge and mutilation. Setting up the episode with Jamie's hand necklace (so glad they did it) and then with Varys talking about revenge and patience sets the entire tone for the entire episode. Done extremely well in a thematic sense that the clip theatre shouldn't be too much of a bother.

The episode was pretty exciting but everybody's plotline besides Daenerys feels half-developed. I feel like they're going to go in a different direction than the books with Tyrion and Sansa so I don't really know what to expect. I just can't see them shitting all over those two as badly as the books do.

I don't know what to say about Bran, his scenes are just confusing. I just want to see more Hordor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
To be fair to Tyrion, he went from being the most powerful person in King's Landing to being a glorified accountant. His story hasn't really hit a stride yet, but it has featured one of the stronger scenes of the season (his confrontation of Tywin).

The biggest victim of the season's pacing has been Jon IMO; his story hasn't been developed at all, which is odd considering how much time was spent shooting in Iceland.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2013, 05:05:06 PM
I have a feeling that we'll be seeing a lot more Jon in the next few episodes.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2013, 05:26:23 PM
Also, I'd say most of the story lines are well developed. Big problem with Sam's is they didn't show there was discontent among the ranks of the Watch even BEFORE the battle of the fist of men. course, they didn't SHOW the battle of the fist of men because it is the TV show and dem budget issues breh. But it still communicates what it needs to. They haven't developed Bran's Warg story with the Reeds but that was always going to be hard to develop. The King's Landing plot lines are all spot on. Like I said, there isn't much for Tyrion to DO right now and PD answered that.

Aside from Stannis is scenes I'd say they're all pretty good aside from Jon's. Jon's is awful and has communicated ZERO information to viewers. Why is Mance apparently such a great leader? I thought his host was in the hundreds of thousands but you wouldn't know it by the TV show. Nance said that Snow is Ned's bastard but would TV viewers know how he knows that? The thing is just bad top to bottom. Thankfully as others have said they're going to journey up north beyond the wall more often.

Now I hope you realize the trial of adapting a book series with dozens of pov characters and with more names and locations than Tolkien into a one hour TV show with 10 episode seasons. They've dine a fantastic job so far considering the circumstances. If you want more development, read the books. If not just wait and enjoy television piff.  :win
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 02:57:18 PM
Gonna prepare you guys for the next shit-storm rage fest early. Some screens have leaked from tonight's episode...and, well there's this

Episode SPOILER pic (not a book scene)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b22ace576c396ca886c5850fdba7615/tumblr_mlyno1cYHt1rxciqbo1_500.jpg
That is Selyse locked in her room, with a bunch of Stannis' stillborn male babies in jars. Yeah.
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Someone has been watching too much Walking Dead.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 04:59:37 PM
Uhhhhhhh

What is WRONG with the people who write this show? :why
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2013, 05:48:59 PM
The shit rain on the rightful king of Westeros continues, smh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 05:50:12 PM
I don't care in terms of purism, just in terms of TV in general. That has already been done - this year. I don't see the point lol, but maybe it'll be cool...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 06:03:43 PM
We'll see what happens but it doesn't really fit a fantasy setting. It looks straight out of a sci fi show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 28, 2013, 06:17:42 PM
rightful king/queen of westeros my ass, that shit is all dany's  :punch :punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
#teamtargaryen
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 07:27:53 PM
#TARGSET
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 28, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
didn't you guys read the books already?  don't you all already know who wins  ???
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 28, 2013, 07:35:38 PM
#teamsincest
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 28, 2013, 07:36:44 PM
didn't you guys read the books already?  don't you all already know who wins  ???

yup, it's Hodor.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 28, 2013, 07:45:41 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 07:46:19 PM
#TeamFatPinkMast
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on April 28, 2013, 08:08:58 PM
#diarrheaberries
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2013, 08:28:58 PM
didn't you guys read the books already?  don't you all already know who wins  ???

yup, it's Hodor.

And Hot Pie.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 28, 2013, 10:02:09 PM
that episode

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The seeds of the RW being planted  :D
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 10:04:46 PM
That episode :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 28, 2013, 10:07:28 PM
Oh oh oh!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 28, 2013, 10:09:16 PM
Gwen Dawson nude scene :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:14:38 PM
Gwen Dawson nude scene :lawd

I miss her on Downton Abbey  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 28, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
We'll see what happens but it doesn't really fit a fantasy setting. It looks straight out of a sci fi show.

Or a GOP Presidential primary
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 10:54:58 PM
The Jon scenes were RIGHT FROM THE BOOK. Finally, the courageous, and brave Jon who never balks. MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:58:04 PM
eating pussy in medieval days...I'm not about that life  :holeup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2013, 11:05:00 PM
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56012156&postcount=2921

:hyper :hyper :hyper

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 28, 2013, 11:10:43 PM
man is it hard to take the actor who played Gareth on The Office seriously. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 01:51:50 AM
Not a bad episode. I guess they've written Willas and Garlan out of the show, if Loras is heir; not complaining, just pointing it out.

Lots of Arya tonight which was great. I loved...every scene she was in. Williams hasn't had much to do this season but she really knocked this episode out the park. With respect to the Beric stuff...the fight was all over the place in terms of the way it was shot but overall it was a nice duel. I still think the show has dropped the ball on Beric. A few mentions of him in S2 and earlier this season would have worked wonders, not just to build up a mythic feel to him but to introduce the concept of him dying multiple times. In the book you hear about him dying, then 100 pages later you hear whispers that he's alive only to die again, etc. I'd imagine the revive might have been jarring to new viewers.

The bathtub scene was truly amazing. Still don't like what they did with his character last season (killing his cousin), but overall this season has been the coming out moment for the character, as it was in the book.

Finally some Jon developments. I'm guessing we're not going to get a jovial Tormund, ever. Seems like they've combined him with Magnar, which I guess makes sense.

Dany barely had any screen time this episode, again. I guess the second half of this season will be Dany heavy
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 03:52:02 AM
From avclub review

Quote
Littlefinger gets the job done, doesn’t he? He’s got the Tyrell plot sussed out in about five seconds. If he were on the Iron Throne, there wouldn’t even be a TV show. Because everybody would be dead.

:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 29, 2013, 05:56:59 AM
Haven't seen this episode yet, but were Varys' reasons for keeping Sansa away from Littlefinger the same in the book? (he's the most dangerous man in Westeros)

I liked that scene and don't remember something similar from the books
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 08:54:44 AM
None of that happens in the book, although he does meet with the Queen of Thorns shortly after she arrives in the city (we don't see it of course); he tells her that Sansa likes lemon cakes, and I wouldn't be surprised if he did sow the seeds of the marriage idea. It's a cool addition to the show IMO.

While Varys does concern troll about Littlefinger in the books, I never for the impression that he's truly concerned about him or the game he's playing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 12:19:14 PM
Another great episode for Tywin.  He's becoming my favorite character.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 29, 2013, 12:29:27 PM
I'm two or three episodes behind, is it just me or did the show lose some steam?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 12:39:35 PM
No, the first episodes set up a lot of stuff but the past two episodes (especially last weeks) have been excellent.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 29, 2013, 12:52:48 PM
Charles Dance is so good he makes Alien^3 watchable
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 01:00:19 PM
Yup, Dance has some of the best scenes in the series - from his introduction (that was a real stag btw), the scene where he made Tyrion the Hand, his confrontations with Arya, the Tyrion scene this season...etc.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on April 29, 2013, 01:08:10 PM
How much I like an episode depends on the which plotline it's following.  All of King's Landing, Arya, Dany, and Jamie's are amazing.  Jon's is picking up.  Not too interested in Robb's or Stannis'.  Bran's and Theon's are moving slowly and seem inconsequential at this point.

Yup, Dance has some of the best scenes in the series - from his introduction (that was a real stag btw), the scene where he made Tyrion the Hand, his confrontations with Arya, the Tyrion scene this season...etc.

yeah, the scenes with Arya might be my favorite in the series.  Both are up there as my favorite characters.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 29, 2013, 01:14:11 PM
literally every character except daenaerys  jamie kings landing people is boring trash
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 01:16:29 PM
I hope Robb's story gets better.  I mean he's at war and his story feels like an afterthought.  Also the show hasn't done anything in three seasons to establish Stannis as worthy of any attention, but there he is.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 01:23:21 PM
I definitely feel like Stannis' story has suffered a lot in all three seasons. He's not in S1 or the first book, but is mentioned a lot and established quite early; he helped Jon Arryn investigate Robert's bastards and find the lineage book. He does some badass stuff in S2 of course, but thus far he has been an afterthought in S3; one could argue he doesn't do much early in the third book, but still some character development would work wonders. I'd probably rather see that (or more Jon) than the Theon stuff.

Robb...bah. I was quite excited when I heard they would be showing his exploits on screen...but thus far it has been pretty bad.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 01:29:04 PM
rose leslie, fucking damn :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 01:33:25 PM
Obligatory pause...but did anyone else kind of think it was a bit unfair to have Ygritte full blown nude and not show any of Jon too? The show really could use a balance in terms of male nudity, given how many boobs every other episode has. I briefly read some twitter comments last night and while some female fans were satisfied by the oral sex, others were a bit butthurt about not seeing him naked.

They did get Jaime's ass/balls though, and that gay spy dude.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 01:37:54 PM
I wanna see varys' no-penis
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 01:38:35 PM
It kind of fit with how that all went down (intentional).  She was seducing him afterall.  My gay friend was pretty satisfied with Jaime's ass shot.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on April 29, 2013, 01:41:44 PM
hey, it was balanced with Theon and that homely broad.

if Tyrion and Sansa ever happens, keep her fully clothed and focus on the tripod.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 01:55:53 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 02:10:57 PM
Man these fucking writers really hate the rightful king of Westeros, smh

#teambaratheon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 02:39:21 PM
 :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

TEAM TARGARYAN

AND TEAM JON SNOW
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 02:48:27 PM
Lol at lager saying this show would lose steam when it is at its height of popularity, adapting the first half of he most popular book in the series, and the past three episodes have been a cum fiesta.

Like :wtf2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 03:14:35 PM
:punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

TEAM TARGARYAN

AND TEAM JON SNOW

You and I.

YOU AND I.

 :-*
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2013, 03:16:46 PM
:punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

TEAM TARGARYAN

AND TEAM JON SNOW

pointless book speculation ahoy
spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's redundant, bro :smug
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Himu- why are you treating anything lager ever says as anything other than just the shittiest trollery imaginable?  He's about as useful as a tv in a coffin.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 03:21:11 PM
Man these fucking writers really hate the rightful king of Westeros, smh

#teambaratheon
They really do.  How is he the least likeable character in a show that features a sister fucking child murderer and Littlefinger?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 03:22:35 PM
Because Stannis Baratheon is a hardass and Jaime is a beautiful (or once beautiful) man. And Littlefinger at least has a good mustache. :obama
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 29, 2013, 03:25:59 PM
yeah, the scenes with Arya might be my favorite in the series.
dap
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2013, 03:28:30 PM
Stannis is SUPPOSED to be unlikable, though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 03:36:31 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibyctiMUuywb81.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/iVsFL3kzzaTb7.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/ijGWNMZyjtKYO.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/ibyQVWNtEsIPy8.gif)

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 03:38:55 PM
Stannis is SUPPOSED to be unlikable, though.
I totally get that, but they haven't really tried expanding his character beyond that.  The Lannisters are mostly unlikeable cunts, but at least they're interesting.  Stannis seems to exist to keep part of the plot moving.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 03:40:09 PM
Yea but Stannis has some of the best dry humor in the series  :'(

Renly: "You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid."
Stannis: "In your bed she's like to die that way."

:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 03:43:08 PM
Everybody gets good jokes about Renly and Loras though. 

Also I've been reading the first book and I like how the show handled Tywin's introduction much better.  In the book there's no doubt what kind of man he is but in the show you're left guessing.  I suspected him to be a bit of a dandy before they showed him butchering an elk.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 03:48:29 PM
:punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

TEAM TARGARYAN

AND TEAM JON SNOW

pointless book speculation ahoy
spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's redundant, bro :smug
[close]


I know :smug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 04:47:22 PM
Stannis is SUPPOSED to be unlikable, though.

Unlikable and Spergtard with a family of freaks are two different things, not to mention that they are making him plain evil here, he has showed no remorse for what he did to Renly but instead has asked for more killing shadows, and his last scene with Mel was fucking pathetic.

And he wants his most trusted man to rot in a dungeon ::)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 04:52:38 PM
uhhh he did send Davos to the dungeon in the book dude.

I'm a Stannis fanboy but I understand why others may find him boring.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
Yeah, you're wrong Diunx. He sends Davos to the dungeons. Also, he does regret doing that to Renly at the end of season 2 especially since he was unable to capture King's Landing. To Stannis, Renly was a sacrifice for justice. Which falls in line with Stannis' characterization in the books. Don't whitewash Stannis' atrocities either. He does plenty of "evil" or questionable things. Just like all the other kings. I really disagree with your description of Stannis being characterized as evil, as well. I hate that word in general when discussing ASOIAF but especially for grey characters like Stannis. I think last night's episode did its best in trying to portray Stannis as an actual person and was more in line with his book personality: hard, but caring; just, even towards himself.

Speaking of

ASOS

spoiler (click to show/hide)
When are we getting the leech burning scene? I thought we were going to get it this episode due to all the fire shots. I thought it'd make a wonderful ending vignette. But then I remembered the Melisandre isn't there
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 05:11:59 PM
uhhh he did send Davos to the dungeon in the book dude.

I'm a Stannis fanboy but I understand why others may find him boring.

He send him there for some time to teach him one of his weird lessons not to let him die there.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2013, 05:13:33 PM
uhhh he did send Davos to the dungeon in the book dude.

I'm a Stannis fanboy but I understand why others may find him boring.

He send him there for some time to teach him one of his weird lessons not to let him die there.

dude I'm re-reading it right now

ASOS spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
He comes back to Dragonstone to kill Melisandre, and the minute he steps into the castle he's arrested for treason.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 05:30:32 PM
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and then freed a couple of days later, it was obvious that Stannis had no intention to kill him in the book, on the show he tells his daughter that Davos is gonna rot in a dungeon, it fucks up their relationship imo and it was a stupid and unnecesary change
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 05:37:03 PM
We don't see anything from Stannis' perspective in the book. It is all from Davos' perspective. So we can't say what happened off screen. I think you're being overly pedantic in your tv show criticisms. I'm with you on a lot of stuff, but this seems like grasping at straws. Then again, Stannis is your favorite character, right? Jon is mine, and I thought the scene last night was rushed and not deserved due to the lack development towards it like it was in the book, but it was still beautiful and great to the point where I'm pretty satisfied as a Jon fan. You have to make some concessions, Diunx.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 05:44:08 PM
My problem is that all these distinguished mentally-challenged changes they have been making to Stannis's storyline have nothing to do with the runtime of the show of the budget is just shitty writing.

And Davos is the only person that Stannis listens to besides Mel so him letting him die is a big deal and an unecessary change in Stannis's personality imo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 29, 2013, 05:44:59 PM
 :santocry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2013, 05:46:48 PM
It figures Diunx would choose the worst character in the show to side with.

#teamtwincest
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on April 29, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
The cripple and the sour face beard.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2013, 05:56:56 PM
By what right does stag judge the lion?  :patel
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on April 29, 2013, 06:03:48 PM
this thread has more jargon than a Lacan essay  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on April 29, 2013, 07:16:20 PM
My problem is that all these distinguished mentally-challenged changes they have been making to Stannis's storyline have nothing to do with the runtime of the show of the budget is just shitty writing.

And Davos is the only person that Stannis listens to besides Mel so him letting him die is a big deal and an unecessary change in Stannis's personality imo.

I figure we don't know yet what is going to happen with Stannis. Maybe he's just trying to let onion-knight stew a little.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2013, 10:32:43 AM
Quote
Following the previous week’s dragon-unleashing stunner episode, HBO’s Game of Thrones climbed in the ratings Sunday night for the fifth episode of the season.

Thrones delivered 5.3 million viewers for its first airing at 9 p.m. That’s up 8 percent from the previous week, which was also a record high, and had built on a previous record high this season.

There’s some significance to hitting this number. Last year’s True Blood premiered to 5.2 million viewers. Could Game of Thrones overthrow True Blood to become the network’s most-watched series this year? (Yes, they’re on the same network, so it’s all gravy for HBO, but it’s still fun to pit these two shows with heavy online fandoms against each other and see which comes out on top).

(http://i.minus.com/iTCCLZr4O38xT.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
We don't see anything from Stannis' perspective in the book. It is all from Davos' perspective. So we can't say what happened off screen. I think you're being overly pedantic in your tv show criticisms. I'm with you on a lot of stuff, but this seems like grasping at straws. Then again, Stannis is your favorite character, right? Jon is mine, and I thought the scene last night was rushed and not deserved due to the lack development towards it like it was in the book, but it was still beautiful and great to the point where I'm pretty satisfied as a Jon fan. You have to make some concessions, Diunx.

I was really happy that they kept Ygritte's "Let's stay here in the cave together and never leave" line.

ASOS spoiler:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It shows that they're setting up her final "You know nothing, Jon Snow..." line, which for me is the most heartbreaking moment of the series. As good as Season 3 is, the final half of Season 4 has a chance to be the most incredible television since The Shield Season 7.
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ASOS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope that they don't have Jon accidentally kill her or some thing. But they probably will.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brob on April 30, 2013, 12:30:50 PM
just steamrolled episodes 2~5. Team Targaryen is too sick.

While there were several story lines I didn't like in the previous season and was straight up bothered when they were given screen-time I've been enjoying everything so far this season. Jeoffrey has been getting less screen-time and the time he is given is mitigated by the cat faced girl who is quite enjoyable.

Sansa remains annoying tho~
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 30, 2013, 12:32:27 PM
I'm liking Sansa this season.  Makes me wanna simp for her  :whew
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2013, 12:38:23 PM
I think they've really, really done a disservice to Sansa here and are ruining her character development in place of LOL GAY hijinks.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 30, 2013, 12:47:10 PM


ASOS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope that they don't have Jon accidentally kill her or some thing. But they probably will.
[close]

See, now THIS would be a change I would be very much against.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
My problem is that all these distinguished mentally-challenged changes they have been making to Stannis's storyline have nothing to do with the runtime of the show of the budget is just shitty writing.

And Davos is the only person that Stannis listens to besides Mel so him letting him die is a big deal and an unecessary change in Stannis's personality imo.

I figure we don't know yet what is going to happen with Stannis. Maybe he's just trying to let onion-knight stew a little.

Exactly. Dunno why Diunx is acting like this is some major change. You don't have to read the books to realize what's going on, it's pretty much a TV/movie trope
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2013, 04:04:54 PM
My problem is that all these distinguished mentally-challenged changes they have been making to Stannis's storyline have nothing to do with the runtime of the show of the budget is just shitty writing.

And Davos is the only person that Stannis listens to besides Mel so him letting him die is a big deal and an unecessary change in Stannis's personality imo.

I figure we don't know yet what is going to happen with Stannis. Maybe he's just trying to let onion-knight stew a little.

Exactly. Dunno why Diunx is acting like this is some major change. You don't have to read the books to realize what's going on, it's pretty much a TV/movie trope

Remember, he doesn't have tv/movies in Turdlandia or wherever he's from
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on May 05, 2013, 10:10:01 PM
why did King Joffrey kill the whore? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 05, 2013, 10:10:39 PM
why did King Joffrey kill the whore?

because he's a cunt
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2013, 10:41:29 PM
Uh... maybe I'm forgetting since it's been like five years since I've read SoS, but the whole Melissandre/Gendry thing didn't happen in the book, right?

Also, poor Ros :(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 05, 2013, 10:47:33 PM
Uh... maybe I'm forgetting since it's been like five years since I've read SoS, but the whole Melissandre/Gendry thing didn't happen in the book, right?

correct
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 05, 2013, 10:53:57 PM
Didn't mind the book changed and my Jon Snow is actually cool and confident now. My bastard. :obama
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 05, 2013, 10:54:53 PM
why did King Joffrey kill the whore?

Because she's a shitty extraneous character and it is about fucking time.

:bow Joff
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2013, 10:59:10 PM
You just hated her because her boobies were better than yours!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 12:22:02 AM
Triumph: They're replacing Edric Storm with Gendry, which makes sense.

Gotta say I'm baffled at the Ros stuff. Glad she's dead obviously, but given how long they dragged her story on I figured the payoff would be bigger. I thought

ASOS spoiler:
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She was going to go to the Eyrie with Littlefinger, replace the role of Marlillion and be blamed for Lysa's death.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2013, 12:29:42 AM
Ah, yeah that makes sense.  Also, maybe it's because the actor playing him is pretty good, but there seems to be a much better set up for Littlefinger's story on the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 12:41:06 AM
Yup I like the actor who plays Gendry, plus from what I've seen online he's quite popular among female fans. Introducing a new character/actor would be overkill IMO, when you can just use someone viewers are familiar with.

However the thing I'm wondering about:
(ASOS, AFFC)
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This means Davos will save Gendry, and after that...what does Gendry do? In AFFC he's still a member of the Brotherhood and saves Brienne. So I'm guessing Davos will sail Gendry back to mainland Westeros, at which point he'll wander around...I guess. Or perhaps they could have him join Brienne's search party in the AFFC season. She had a pretty shitty POV, but having Gendry and sexual tyrannosaurus Podrick Payne as companions could be interesting.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 06, 2013, 01:26:37 AM
Ugh I hope that Green eyes shit with Arya wasn't a future books spoiler :maf also surely Mel knew Arya had King's blood as well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2013, 01:28:00 AM
That did seem like a future book spoiler...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:17:30 AM
That wasn't a future book spoiler ::)

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she means that arya will don different "eyes" or names then lose herself. Which is required of a faceless man. More than that, it could be literal considering arya goes blind.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on May 06, 2013, 03:18:44 AM
It is most likely some foreshadowing though for future books
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given Arya's connection with the FM and their connection with the Red God
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not liking the book changes as usual but

the end scene was quite nice. Excited for
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Brienne's AFFC adventures
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 03:19:51 AM
well

series spoiler
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Cersei has green eyes  :whoo
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:22:34 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:51:54 AM
I'm most interested in
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Sam and the dragon glass
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 06, 2013, 08:40:12 AM
Too bad we'll have to wait for season 5 for Fat Pink Mast.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 06, 2013, 12:46:38 PM
lol at Tywin Calling Cersei the most beautiful woman in the kingdom :rofl :rofl, Lena looks like a dead junky cheeseburger on this show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
Awesom-O: all spoilers need to be tagged.
lol at Tywin Calling Cersei the most beautiful woman in the kingdom :rofl :rofl, Lena looks like a dead junky cheeseburger on this show.

I thought the scene was largely the same point that Littlefinger made with his "chaos is a ladder" comment. The world is built on various lies, from Aegon's 1000 swords to the incest origin of King Joffery, and naturally the idea that the queen is the most beautiful woman in the world. Obviously book Cersei is different from show Cersei, and Tywin's comment worked in that light.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
Isn't Cersei's character in the books only in her late 20's/early 30's? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on May 06, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
Isn't Cersei's character in the books only in her late 20's/early 30's? 

Everyone in the books is younger because GRRM is a pedo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:12:10 PM
Isn't Cersei's character in the books only in her late 20's/early 30's? 

Everyone in the books is younger because GRRM is a pedo.

:snoop

Cersei is in her 30's.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2013, 03:23:32 PM
Where are they going to split the season in half?
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Red Wedding? Doesn't really seem that there's enough after that in the book for another 10 episode season.
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edit: Nevermind, I can see them totally stretching it out to make it work.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:25:45 PM
That event happens exactly halfway through a Storm of Swords. You are forgetting how content is in that book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 06, 2013, 03:28:51 PM
I think Lena is pretty hot  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2013, 03:29:22 PM
That event happens exactly halfway through a Storm of Swords. You are forgetting how content is in that book.

Yeah, I remembered just how much stuff happens in that book and edited my post. Besides, if they don't split the seasons, they'll catch up to Martin. :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:34:36 PM
They have to split the seasons for quality as well. This season is notably better than 2.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2013, 03:41:06 PM
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Judging from the name of episode 9 and 10 ("Rains of Castamere" and "Mhysa") I'd expect we'll get through the Red Wedding and Dany's next liberation
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2013, 03:42:27 PM
@himumu- I fundamentally disagree with that... they can just get rid of so much out of the fourth book, since it sucked hardcore.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 03:54:24 PM
Fourth book is great. Just slow and boring halfway but once you get to a certain point :bow It will adapt WAY better to the screen than in books. More than that half of DWD takes place during Feast so they'll splice DWD into Feast season. It is possible to read Feast and Dance interchangeably at the same time. The seasons will likely do just that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2013, 04:03:28 PM
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Judging from the name of episode 9 and 10 ("Rains of Castamere" and "Mhysa") I'd expect we'll get through the Red Wedding and Dany's next liberation
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I'm just curious what they'll end the season with.
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Seeing Robb murdered and Catelyn thrown into the river would be a great final scene, but it sounds like they'll move past that if the episode titles are any indication.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 06, 2013, 04:08:54 PM
maybe ending the season on

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The mute, "dead" Catelyn leading the brotherhood?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2013, 04:47:51 PM
maybe ending the season on

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The mute, "dead" Catelyn leading the brotherhood?
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Yeah, that would work as well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 04:57:09 PM
The finale will be

ASOS spoilers and minor AFFC spoiler
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Dany capturing Yunkai and marching for Mereen, Jon returning to the Wall (Queenscrown is in ep9), Bran and company entering the Nightfort/perhaps meeting Sam, and Davos reading Mormont's letter.

Next season will be the Purple Wedding, Tyrion's trial/escape, Dany conquering Mereen, the battle at Castle Black, Coldhands, Sansa arriving at the Eyrie/Lysa Arryn murder, etc. It will also add some AFFC material, which IMO will translate well. So far the show has done a great job with all the King's Landing scenes, which bodes well for the Cersei v Margery stuff in Feast.
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Next season should be even better.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2013, 05:08:36 PM
Fourth book is great. Just slow and boring halfway but once you get to a certain point :bow It will adapt WAY better to the screen than in books. More than that half of DWD takes place during Feast so they'll splice DWD into Feast season. It is possible to read Feast and Dance interchangeably at the same time. The seasons will likely do just that.

I agree that the book will be better adapted to the show, as the show-runners have shown a good skill at making the political maneuvering in KL really good.  Doesn't change the fact that judged on it's own merits, the 4th book is probably the worst of the lot.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2013, 05:20:22 PM
Worse yes, but I agree with Zeph that it is the best written of the series. However there is a lot of material that I don't think television viewers will find interesting, such as the monologue about war and honor. It also features characters that I can't imagine viewers giving a shit about, to put it lightly. However....

AFFC spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Victarion and Euron could be fucking amazing if done right. Ray Stevenson as Victarion, Kevin McKidd as Euron. DO IT HBO
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:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2013, 05:24:42 PM
Their casting has gotten worse generally speaking, although it's pretty tough to maintain the near perfect average they set from the first season. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 06, 2013, 06:46:31 PM
This season will end with

ASOS

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Arya/Nymeria pulling Catelyn out of the river. Catelyn will not be revived until the end of next season as one of the best things about Storm is that you end up thinking the Lannister's have won...until the Purple Wedding and Tywin being murdered. If you revive Catelyn this season it gives the audience hope. The audience should not HAVE hope.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Uninstall on May 07, 2013, 01:39:59 AM
fuck you and your book spoilers himuro

also fuck me for having no self control

best part of the show is also its downfall: so much shit happens that entire plotlines dont move at all every other ep

dany where are you :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2013, 03:11:09 PM
fuck you and your book spoilers himuro

also fuck me for having no self control

best part of the show is also its downfall: so much shit happens that entire plotlines dont move at all every other ep

dany where are you :'(

 :what why in the world would you read that?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2013, 03:18:03 PM
Quote
Like a pack of wildlings scaling the Wall, the Game of Thrones ratings continue to go up. This week the initial audience hit a series-record 5.5 million, according to TVByTheNumbers. This included a 2.9 rating, also a series high. This puts Thrones only 30k viewers behind True Blood‘s all-time high number of 5.53 million.

The 11 PM repeat added 1.27 million viewers for a total of 6.77 million on the night, which tops the 6.68 million that watched on premiere night. Even more impressive, the season 3 premiere total was accumulated over three separate airings and this new record was set with only two.

Pretty amazing, although I do wonder how many of those viewers were thinking "uh where's Dany"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
Next week! Khaleesi! :rejoice The best plot line in the entire book (that isn't Jon's :jawalrus) continues! :rejoice

TEAM TARGARYEN. MOUNT YOUR HORSES.

TEAM JON SNOW, TAKE OUT YOUR WHETSTONES.

Next week, we feast on awesome. :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 07, 2013, 03:36:23 PM
Shit, you read that?

If there's one fucking series where you don't read spoilers, man, it's this one. I wish there was some kind of internet Dexter who would go out and murder all the trolls who post spoilers on random Game of Thrones Youtube clips and previews.

If you want them murdered in the digital realm put them on ignore.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2013, 04:06:29 PM
Total team targaryan here himu but Dany's story is not that exciting in the last half of book 3.  I got pretty bored with it.

Now the Lannister/Stark stories, omg :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2013, 04:07:47 PM
Wrong. :jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2013, 04:12:24 PM
Total team targaryan here himu but Dany's story is not that exciting in the last half of book 3.  I got pretty bored with it.

Now the Lannister/Stark stories, omg :bow2
:mindblown
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on May 07, 2013, 07:14:32 PM
Shit, you read that?

If there's one fucking series where you don't read spoilers, man, it's this one. I wish there was some kind of internet Dexter who would go out and murder all the trolls who post spoilers on random Game of Thrones Youtube clips and previews.

Yeah, I just pulled the same, stupid move myself. We use spoiler tags as punctuation elsewhere on The Bore, and I just kinda forgot which thread I'm in.

:fbm
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
Look on the bright side. You don't know how nor the why.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2013, 10:43:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aSeYGXZ.jpg)

Better than my mom calling Jon Snow "Johnny Snowfall"  :maf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2013, 11:24:24 PM
Must be adopted is so true because all the tully's suck.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2013, 12:30:56 AM
:bow Blackfish :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on May 08, 2013, 12:51:25 AM
Blackfish is badass AND gay, so more badass then.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 08, 2013, 01:03:31 AM
How is it that Tywin can bitch-slap his own children so much (forced incest, forced marriage, screwing over Tyrion constantly) but has never said a stern word to Joffrey? I have a hard time believing he could actually be afraid of him considering he's bankrolling his armies. Maybe he's trying to keep him on his good side so he can be impressionable? It would be unsurprising that this causes the Lannisters to be the only family completely wiped out after the war.

And how does he expect any babies to be made with big mama Tyrell's grandkids considering the match-ups.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2013, 01:19:27 AM
There have been gay European lords, kings, etc who managed to get women pregnant/have heirs. I think the assumption is that Loras can at least have sex with his wife once every year or two.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2013, 01:59:37 AM
How is it that Tywin can bitch-slap his own children so much (forced incest, forced marriage, screwing over Tyrion constantly) but has never said a stern word to Joffrey? I have a hard time believing he could actually be afraid of him considering he's bankrolling his armies. Maybe he's trying to keep him on his good side so he can be impressionable? It would be unsurprising that this causes the Lannisters to be the only family completely wiped out after the war.

And how does he expect any babies to be made with big mama Tyrell's grandkids considering the match-ups.

I dunno? Keep watching?

Also being gay does not mean you don't want a child and many gay men have sex with women.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2013, 12:47:29 AM
http://www.the-coli.com/4127733-post4077.html
:dead  :rofl

(the cross dressing thing is a reference to Charles Dance film, not a book spoiler)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:00:03 AM
"With this season being based on the third book, and the third book being named Storm of Swords, Loras funna feast, my niccas" :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:05:04 AM
"That Greyjoy stan straight abandoned this thread with this turn of events. "

omg :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2013, 01:44:47 AM
Greyjoy fans before introducing Victarion and the Crow Eye? what is this nonsense?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:47:56 AM
TV watchers, obviously. ::)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 09, 2013, 01:51:21 AM
Theon was amazing in season 2, hush now child.  I'm excited to see how Alfie Allen handles being Reek.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2013, 01:53:23 AM
TV watchers, obviously. ::)

I know which is even more baffle since they didn't even get cool funny Asha.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:53:56 AM
I was talking to Diunx, whose book preference is starting to border on anal absurdity.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:54:32 AM
TV watchers, obviously. ::)

I know which is even more baffle since they didn't even get cool funny Asha.

Asha is fine dude and most of her characterization comes in AFFC anyways.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2013, 01:55:34 AM
Asha was fucking terrible in the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 09, 2013, 01:56:25 AM
I was talking to Diunx, whose book preference is starting to border on anal absurdity.

...starting?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Doesn't Asha have the scene in season two where she makes a total fool of Theon and saying her knife is her husband and being a general badass? She even mocks him for trying to get at her pants when they first meet. Asha is fine, and is barely in ACOK to begin with, and all of her best shit comes from Feast where she owns it all up.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 02:09:29 AM
Anyways, enough book talk.

I still think this is overall my favorite scene in the series (tv series that is).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTxjGUh5oOM

They've fucked up on Jon, Sam's has been kinda fucked as well, but Jaime. Mannnnnnnn they've nailed Jaime. This scene :heartbeat

Next week :heartbeat
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2013, 02:14:09 AM
Please mark spoilers and remember that confirming a current character will appear in a later season=a spoiler.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 09, 2013, 04:10:23 AM
There have been gay European lords, kings, etc who managed to get women pregnant/have heirs. I think the assumption is that Loras can at least have sex with his wife once every year or two.

Well Margaery's grandmother was pretty clear about his preferences. Obviously she couldn't really say what she was thinking about Joffrey not being Robert's legitimate heir.

How is it that Tywin can bitch-slap his own children so much (forced incest, forced marriage, screwing over Tyrion constantly) but has never said a stern word to Joffrey? I have a hard time believing he could actually be afraid of him considering he's bankrolling his armies. Maybe he's trying to keep him on his good side so he can be impressionable? It would be unsurprising that this causes the Lannisters to be the only family completely wiped out after the war.

And how does he expect any babies to be made with big mama Tyrell's grandkids considering the match-ups.

I dunno? Keep watching?

Also being gay does not mean you don't want a child and many gay men have sex with women.

I didn't say anything about wanting children, I'm sure he could find a very handsome and understanding woman to inject his seed into one day. But for a guy who's going to be the future lord of Riverrun, you would expect Loras to be a little bit more discreet yet everybody knew about his relationship with Stannis and apparently he's powerless to the charms of dashing squires. I think it would be several years before he's ready to put on a fake marriage.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:38:49 PM
Loras is lord to Highgarden, not Riverrun. Edmure is now lord to Riverrun. And Renly, not Stannis.

A big problem here is that this is just another case of the tv show deviating from the book but it has a lot of reason to do so. In the book, Loras has two older brothers. Loras is the youngest, and likely has no claim to any lands nor titles. Willas, the oldest Tyrell son, is crippled like Bran. The man cannot walk. He is the one promised to Sansa, and he lives in Highgarden. Sansa sees it as a good thing because it's potential to get away from the Lannisters and the King's Landing. Thus continuing the tradition of Sansa being matched up with monsters and people with physical ailments (Joffrey, monster; The Hound, physically burned; Willas, crippled; Tyrion, dwarf). In the book, Willas is heir to Highgarden, the second brother is also already married. Since Loras is the youngest without lands and titles, and the man he loved is DEAD, he becomes Kingsguard. In the show, it is unlikely for Loras to become Kingsguard, especially after last week, since he is the heir to Highgarden, and they have no other sons.

It's a complication created by the simple fact that Willas and the other Tyrell brother never appear on screen, and tv viewers have as much ADD and small attention span as it is with the current characters, fuck bringing up characters they can't even SEE and who may not show up anyways.

Anyways, I dislike how they continue to play up Loras' homosexuality, as if for laughs. Loras Tyrell is supposed to be a gallant young knight, equal in swordsmanship only to Jaime Lannister. With Jaime's hand gone, Loras is now THE knight in the Seven Kingdoms in terms of gallantry, jousting, and swordsmanship. And yet they playing at LOL cigarillo shit because homoerotic storylines are so funny!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:50:29 PM
Speaking of Willas

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How will they give the Martell and Tyrell feud credence without Willas who was crippled by the Red Viper?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2013, 01:50:40 PM
I'm fine with the brothers being taken out of the show. They have mentioned Mace Tyrell many times so far this season, so I had thought he would be the marriage match for Cersei; they could just say his wife died or something. Which would have created a rather funny dynamic of Cersei potentially becoming Margery's mother AND mother-in-law :smug

I should be writing this show.  :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 01:55:52 PM
:lol

I'm fine about the brothers as well. Just stop playing up Loras' homosexuality, brehs.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2013, 03:33:09 PM
Speaking of Willas

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How will they give the Martell and Tyrell feud credence without Willas who was crippled by the Red Viper?
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Maybe the Red Viper Fucked Loras up the arse turning him into a fabulous flowering knight.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 03:41:28 PM
Spoiler that plz.
Title: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 09, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Important personal judgement post:

I'm pretty much giving on with this, every fucking scene has to end with a mini-cliffhanger. It's (Asif is the name of my fictional Indian almost friend) as if the makers regard the viewers as ADD mongols. With their magic tablets and wireless mystery.

The Snow thing still has a guy playing who'd look more comfortable in a pair of furry speedos in his mouth doing naked dances to a large mirror or a bunch of rich old powerful homosexuals.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 09, 2013, 04:37:14 PM
That's because the books work exactly that. You'll have a 20-30 snippet of what the character is up to, and then it'll move to the next character. It creates an addictive reading formula where I personally HAVE to read a characters chapter before I put up for the night. I have to read it in one sitting. Then you get to the next character and I have to do the same thing.
Title: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 10, 2013, 07:41:03 AM
I guess you're kinda right, but the TV format has seemingly exacerbated that quirk. Don't get me wrong, I blitzed the first four books in a week so compelling were they. But the show is basically a white sliced crustless bread version of the books, obviously limitations had to be imposed due to time and money. And also it's blatant that the show will finish at the same time as the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 09:03:05 PM
Here we go fellas. Hopefully I'll get home around 10PM

tonight is for Himu :rock
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 09:33:00 PM
i'm scared that the two week break will be interminable :(
i don't think i'm spoiling but those debates are tiring so i'll tag my post.
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sam's first scene in the last episode must be relevant this week right? i thought they were going to use it last week.
melisandre taking gendry is the first time i've been really happy with a change from the book. it makes total sense (and also implies that grrm has nothing planned for the character beyond what he's already written) to eliminate edric storm. also how do y'all pronounce his name? with a hard g or a soft? i heard it with a soft g for the first time last week and it sounded hell of wrong. but apparently GIF is pronounced with a soft g so maybe i just cannot pick where they're appropriate.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 09:34:40 PM
that montage with littlefinger's voiceover was so heavy handed and gross last week. i didn't like littlefinger in the books but i never read him as a smarmy twat. also could do with less adolescent sexy jokes between jon/ygritte.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 12, 2013, 10:03:40 PM
"Lord of Tralalaleda" is probably my favorite line so far this season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 10:10:10 PM
Martin didn't write the pit scene, and it was moved up an episode. Weird
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on May 12, 2013, 10:24:50 PM
two week break
what
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2013, 10:34:46 PM
pit scene didn't really work for me.  really hard to try to make a trained animal seem genuinely threatening without some cheese slipping in. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: nice cat but chicken on May 12, 2013, 10:47:52 PM
two week break
what
i thought it was after today's episode but it's after next weeks.
ie. leading up to episode 9.....
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2013, 10:48:43 PM
two week break
what

No, there will be a new ep next week. After that there will be a break for Memorial Day.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 01:39:23 AM
I thought it was a pretty good episode, but it felt more like an early episode than the seventh episode; lots of heavy lifting in terms of exposition and character development, some of which being more interesting than others. There were quite a lot of "aha" moments throughout the episode to me, but I fear by now new viewers are confused where all this is going, which is a bad sign at ep7. It solidly built up, scene after scene, and I was expecting a big climax and was quite disappointed. I suppose it's hard to actually do a bear fight because...well, a bear is a bear. I probably should have known a show probably couldn't do what happened in the book.

IMO the episode was funnier than many of the previous eps. Finally we got the raunchy, charismatic Tormund Giantsbane we've been expecting; Hodor's "line" was perfect; and I thought Ygritte was pretty funny throughout the episode.

And once again Dany had a stunning scene. The CGI is pretty fucking impressive, that looked quite expensive. The colors of the other two dragons made them look at bit weird for a second when the emissary entered the tent, but that scene of her tossing the meat... wow.  :rejoice

I've noticed some people saying the Tywin/Joff scene was disappointing, but I thought it was great; I never expected Tywin to dress down the king like he has dressed down his children. But I think it was pretty clear that Joffery is afraid of Tywin, and that Tywin runs the realm.

-Stuff I didn't like: Theon continues to be puzzling. The scene wasn't bad overall, but it just points out how much time has been wasted on his story. IMO this should have been his third episode of the season, at best. One showing the initial torture, one showing the escape/re-capture, and tonight's events. There's so much solid stuff to show, why add stuff like this.

-Arya's escape. Reminded me of that ridiculous scene last season where she runs through the Lannister camp and no one stops her.

-Talisa...no comment. Just, bleh. Nice ass though...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 03:32:34 PM
OKAY.

THAT EPISODE WAS GREAT.

Let's get down to it.

- Fucking Tormund Giantsbane is ACTUALLY TORMUND GIANTSBANE in this episode and not an imposter.

- Tralalalalalaladay omg :rejoice

- ASOS SPOILERS DON'T CLICK IDIOTA NON-READERS
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Building up Talisa and Robb relationship is WONDERFUL. Making her pregnant is GREAT. She is going to the Red Wedding? OMG. Jeyne Westerling was just a puppet, an excuse to have Robb dishonor Frey, but Talia being with child, and going to the wedding as well fucking SEALS IT. I'm on board especially since there's no Dacey Mormont to get the axe to the stomach. Instead, Talisa will be the first to go, with an axe to her pregnant stomach. Shit will be REAL and emotional and I already know what's coming and it's making this even BETTER. I feel the same way about Jon and Ygritte. I said before that they did a bad job forming their relationship prior to the cave, but they're doing a great job now of establishing their relationship and it will be really sad when she dies.
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- DAENERYS STORMBORN IS AT YUNKAI'I, (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vpE6uMJ37dk/UOScrne47aI/AAAAAAAAEL4/Ki-4IWO-SoY/s1600/ron-paul.gif)

- They fucked up with the bear scene. Also,"I only rescue maidens" and "It's Jaime, not kingslayer" were noticeably absent. The bear pit scene was one of my anticipated scenes this season and I was disappointed. Not by the bear part, that was good. But Jaime leap. The book passage contains my favorite piece of writing in the series, and they failed to translate it on to the screen. More shots of Jaime staring at the pit, not sure what to do, and his jump should be accentuated. It's the leap of change in Jaime fucking Lannister and they botched it. YOU CUNTS.

“Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?"

Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes."

"Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens.”

:rejoice :bow


Still, one of the best this season. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 03:43:09 PM
Also, all the characters had a semblance of personality. Talisa had personality, Robb had personality, Tormund, Ygritte, we learned about Melisandre, and motivations were made clear in regards to many things. George wrote a fantastic episode. It actually felt like A Storm of Swords on screen despite the changes. LOVED IT.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 13, 2013, 04:21:39 PM


- Tralalalalalaladay omg :rejoice

I really loved the line. It perfectly encompassed her character.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
Sansa is still stupid, though.  Margaery tho :noah
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 04:28:48 PM
Also, all the characters had a semblance of personality. Talisa had personality, Robb had personality, Tormund, Ygritte, we learned about Melisandre, and motivations were made clear in regards to many things. George wrote a fantastic episode. It actually felt like A Storm of Swords on screen despite the changes. LOVED IT.
Elio at westeros.org pointed that out last night, and I agree. Especially the Ygritte stuff.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 06:26:52 PM
Next week it's back to one liners and five second clips.

:fbm

Who is writing next weeks episode?

PD: Rinku?

Sansa is still stupid, though.  Margaery tho :noah

Margaery's characterization is amazing on the show. She's way better than she was in the books.

I liked that he had Sansa admit that she has a thing for fairy tales. What I don't like is that Sansa is still being portrayed as stupid and trusting. I felt so fucking bad for Sansa reading the books, and seeing it from her eyes and her thoughts and watching the show, I think she's just a fucking idiot. No character development to be seen despite seeing her father's head chopped off at Baelor's Sept and her naivete being a big reason as to why.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 06:58:24 PM
Rinku?

Sansa works better as a 13 year old girl; her mistakes and...mentality are forgivable. But on the show it's weird seeing a 17yo act like that lol. Same with Robb.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 07:00:33 PM
Link.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 07:05:48 PM
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When Martin writes the characters on the show, it often feels as if they are nearer to the characters from the book, which is another way of saying that they seem richer and more complicated than the versions of the characters the show has managed. In some way there often seems to be more legitimacy to these depictions of the characters, and they enrich the experience of watching them on screen. Case in point: the scenes between Jon and Ygritte. Of particular note was Jon’s impassioned argument that the wildlings were doomed, and Ygritte’s refusal to accept it. “All of us,” she tells him before she pushes him back and kisses him, and then—perhaps as a way to meet him half way, and as a way to admit that life is always chancy—she tells him that they may die, but first they’ll live. It is, of course, drawn straight from the novel… but it gives Kit Harington and Rose Leslie something really meaty and emotional to play with, and they both rise to the challenge. I’ve noticed, lately, increasing concerns about Harington’s performance by viewers of the show, but I suspect this episode will quell them and reveal that it’s really a matter of material, not acting, that may have held the actor back. This season, Jon’s story has been quite underwritten by the writers, who have pared it down heavily by investing less time than A Storm of Swords gives him, and this has left the character aimless. This is the kind of romantic note, as well, that feels more in tune with the novels, rather than the saccharine final image from “The Climb”.
http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Episodes/Entry/The_Bear_and_the_Maiden_Fair/Book_Spoilers/#Analysis

Elio & Linda Garcia are the fanboys who run westeros.org and essentially "keepers of the keys" for the series; they work alongside Martin, helping him edit and remember the series lore. They're also writing a lore book with Martin, coming out next year.

tldr: obsessive types. Elio is cool IMO but his wife is the definition of a ridiculous mouthbreather fan. Complaining about every minor change (including eye colors); luckily Elio writes the reviews lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 07:44:31 PM
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When Martin writes the characters on the show, it often feels as if they are nearer to the characters from the book, which is another way of saying that they seem richer and more complicated than the versions of the characters the show has managed. In some way there often seems to be more legitimacy to these depictions of the characters, and they enrich the experience of watching them on screen. Case in point: the scenes between Jon and Ygritte. Of particular note was Jon’s impassioned argument that the wildlings were doomed, and Ygritte’s refusal to accept it. “All of us,” she tells him before she pushes him back and kisses him, and then—perhaps as a way to meet him half way, and as a way to admit that life is always chancy—she tells him that they may die, but first they’ll live. It is, of course, drawn straight from the novel… but it gives Kit Harington and Rose Leslie something really meaty and emotional to play with, and they both rise to the challenge. I’ve noticed, lately, increasing concerns about Harington’s performance by viewers of the show, but I suspect this episode will quell them and reveal that it’s really a matter of material, not acting, that may have held the actor back. This season, Jon’s story has been quite underwritten by the writers, who have pared it down heavily by investing less time than A Storm of Swords gives him, and this has left the character aimless. This is the kind of romantic note, as well, that feels more in tune with the novels, rather than the saccharine final image from “The Climb”.
http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Episodes/Entry/The_Bear_and_the_Maiden_Fair/Book_Spoilers/#Analysis

:bow :bow

Yeah I heard of the World of A Song of Ice and Fire, right? I'm totally getting that day one. Didn't realize the guys at Westeros were in charge of it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 07:51:59 PM
Yup that's him. Can't wait, everything I've read about the book sounds awesome if you're into the lore/history.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 07:58:01 PM
How big is it? Mostly interested in the Andals and Dornish (Nymeria in particular) history.

Also want a vast catalogue on the religions of the world, including ones not introduced that the Faceless Men seem knowledgeable about.

SERIES SPOILERS

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Last night I couldn't  help but think that Dany's sacking of Yunkai'i was an error, especially as I read ADWD side by side with watching this season. Then again, I seem to be the only one who likes Dany's arc in ADWD. In book three she learns how to be a general, but in book five she learns to become a politician and realizes that simply burning everything in your path isn't the way to be a good ruler. She should have spared Yunkai'i and possibly Mereen and she learns more and more of her errors. Anyone who expected or wants Dany to go to Westeros is missing the point, I think.
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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, TRIUMPH.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 08:21:35 PM
spoiler critique:
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Mentioning a character is in a later book could be perceived as a spoiler. Although IMO I think even new viewers can see the title "A Dance with Dragons" and know Dany must still be alive. Still to be safe
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It has been delayed to add more stuff, so I'm guessing it's pretty big. So far we mainly know it's going to have a lot of Targ stuff. The concept is that it's a history book written by multiple maesters, each with different styles and opinions that influence their writing.
http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2013/05/asides/george-r-r-martins-the-world-of-ice-and-fire-delayed-until-fall-2014/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 08:31:02 PM
spoiler critique:
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Mentioning a character is in a later book could be perceived as a spoiler. Although IMO I think even new viewers can see the title "A Dance with Dragons" and know Dany must still be alive. Still to be safe
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It has been delayed to add more stuff, so I'm guessing it's pretty big. So far we mainly know it's going to have a lot of Targ stuff. The concept is that it's a history book written by multiple maesters, each with different styles and opinions that influence their writing.
http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2013/05/asides/george-r-r-martins-the-world-of-ice-and-fire-delayed-until-fall-2014/

:noah cannot wait. A Silmarillion take on A Song of Ice and Fire. :noah Once again another opportunity for Martin to prove himself to be the better. Now finish Winds of Winter! :maf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
I really lime they're writing Kit as the Jon I love from the books more often btw. Now that they're south of the wall maybe we will get more Jon scenes. :)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2013, 09:12:15 PM
How big is it? Mostly interested in the Andals and Dornish (Nymeria in particular) history.

Also want a vast catalogue on the religions of the world, including ones not introduced that the Faceless Men seem knowledgeable about.

SERIES SPOILERS

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Last night I couldn't  help but think that Dany's sacking of Yunkai'i was an error, especially as I read ADWD side by side with watching this season. Then again, I seem to be the only one who likes Dany's arc in ADWD. In book three she learns how to be a general, but in book five she learns to become a politician and realizes that simply burning everything in your path isn't the way to be a good ruler. She should have spared Yunkai'i and possibly Mereen and she learns more and more of her errors. Anyone who expected or wants Dany to go to Westeros is missing the point, I think.
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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, TRIUMPH.

MOAR SPOILERS
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She learns nothing.  She learns that she should have trusted her dragons and that she can't be everybody's mama... MAYBE.  HOPEFULLY.  That's never been my problem.  The problem is that he took what was, to that point, an interesting character and made her into an idiot that was boring to read.  I used to love seeing Dany chapters next; in book five I quickly got the point where it was "oh great, another fucking chore of a chapter to get through with 'I'm just a stupid teenage girl' and Capt. Daario.  Shit was poorly written, breh.  End of story.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2013, 09:14:39 PM
I really lime they're writing Kit as the Jon I love from the books more often btw. Now that they're south of the wall maybe we will get more Jon scenes. :)

There'll be Jon stuff in the next however many episodes are left in this season, but next season IMO is gonna be mostly about King's Landing, the Wall and Dany.  Should be fuck awesome.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 09:16:47 PM
Second half of ASOS :lawd

Jon Snow :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2013, 09:18:06 PM
Second half of ASOS :lawd

Jon Snow :drool

MOAR SPOILERS
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I wonder who they're gonna cast as the Red Viper?  The whole trial and combat between him and the Mountain SHOULD be fucking awesome if handled correctly.  It will also be interesting to see the Dornish for the first time.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2013, 09:20:46 PM
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Red Viper needs to baller and hot as fuck. I hope the Dornish have Spanish accents like I have in my head when reading the books! :drool Also, we need Conan for The Mountain!
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2013, 10:06:58 PM
It should be Oded Fehr
(http://tinyurl.com/yc4j3ks)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 13, 2013, 11:16:24 PM
I was about to suggest that guy from the Mummy BUT WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE HAVE CHEST HAIR? He might have to get some pectoral merkins for the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 14, 2013, 01:06:48 AM
I always imagined the Dornish as moors.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on May 14, 2013, 07:02:12 AM
I always imagined the Dornish as moors.
So Spanish, then.  :teehee
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on May 14, 2013, 09:09:44 AM
Every week there's a new scene of Simon screwing with Theon but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.  Doesn't help that Theon isn't interesting enough to care about.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2013, 10:43:55 AM
Theon is plenty interesting. He is the only character to get into his predicament by his own actions and decisions. Of course, the main problem is that viewers don't know who the character is. In the books, he is revealed on the second book and Theon's story you're watching now takes place during the fifth book so they're adding all this crap to establish just who the guy who is torturing him is.

And it will pay off.

Major spoilers if you're a non book reader and you read this you deserve to be castrated.

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because Ramsay will be at the wedding and non readers will blow their minds if they haven't realized he's Bolton's son already and having a guy like that on the "good guy side" (viewer binary) will make them flinch. Birdman.gif I want Ramsay to be the one to strike Talisa in the stomach with an axe and his idea to sew Grey Wind's head on top of Robb's decapitated neck.

Viewers are just getting a taste with Theon.
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I always imagined the Dornish as moors.
So Spanish, then.  :teehee

Yup. Like I said if the Dornish aren't Spanish I riot. :maf

Not really.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2013, 12:10:19 PM
Zephyrfate, are you VSrobot on gaf? Because the guy is on point here:

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What do you call it when they, for example, turn the devoted and faithful Ser Loras from the books into a stereotype? "When the sun had set, no candle can replace it." Except some random dude who hits on you after some martial training, apparently. From Gay Slut to Dream Wedding Barbie, Loras has been spectacularly ill-treated.

So they make Loras into a huge Queen for laughs, and leave him alone as the only gay character on the show. The show has this huge opportunity to get into See Bryndon's back-story. He is widely thought to be a gay character in the books (called the Blackfish for his refusal to marry) which they not only ignore, but they turn him into a one-note thug. Why not have him be gay, show they can write a gay character without resorting to cheap stereotypes? Or at least not write him as a mindless thug, who solves every dispute by threatening to punch someone?

So, yeah, Loras and Brynden: from book to screen, turned into one-note characters as complex as a CBS sitcom joke. What else to call it but character assassination?

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It is a gay character being portrayed as promiscuous. What an original and brave choice the show made. Want House Tyrrell secrets? Lure Loras with some casual cock!

I'm also in awe that they came up with the idea to have the only gay character in the show monologue about fashion in a campy way! Truly the writers are breaking new ground with on-screen portrayals of gay characters.

The books choice to be subtle and portray Loras first and foremost as a great knight and LOYAL seems regressive in comparison. Why have a character who just happens to be gay when you can make his homosexuality the centerpiece of his entire characterization?

Though I do think the "character assassination" thing goes too far (as much as it is true :obama).
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 14, 2013, 12:19:38 PM
Considering the amount of time they can allot to characters, Loras losing some of his depth is literally the most unimportant change.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
Yeah, they have to make a lot of sacrifices. But it's still a nice observation.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2013, 01:16:35 PM
The show is full of promiscuous characters, but I understand his complaint. Still I think it can be argued that while Loras was deeply in love with Renly that doesn't mean he never had sex again; lots of people lose their loved one and have sex a few months later.

I was actually more disappointed with the "Loras the bride" treatment during that scene with Sansa. It was funny but it was also a clear stereotype, and I don't see why the writers decided to go that route. The majority of the gay characters in Martin's books are similar to Kima or Omar from The Wire, although there are a couple of the more stereotypical types (Renly comes to mind, but even he participated in tourneys and was considered a decent fighter). Loras may dress flamboyant but he is arguably the third or fourth best warrior in the entire series, and is well respected. He seems like a petty child thus far on the show.

Chalk it up as another area where Spartacus is superior. Probably the best, most touching relationship on the show is between two dudes - both of whom are great characters. Not simply because they're badasses, but because of some impressive character development and drama (especially last season).

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 14, 2013, 01:25:59 PM
Well, this happened

(http://i43.tinypic.com/25z6rdg.png)

Make yer own

http://www.jointherealm.com/sigil.html
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2013, 01:33:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UCbVIG3.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2013, 01:48:07 PM
Ratings drop, either due to the holiday or the somewhat less eventful pace of recent episodes
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TV by the Numbers reports that Game of Thrones easily won the night again (in absolute numbers and with 2.4 in demo), but the numbers for the intial hour dropped to what they were three weeks ago: 4.83. An additional 1.12 million saw the repeat airing on Sunday, which means he nightly total was 5.95.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/05/ratings-register-a-drop-this-week/

The non-book readers I talk to are pretty bummed at the lack of Dany stuff; they all liked her (great) scene from the last episode though. I must say I don't understand why the writers shoehorned her into S2, but are somewhat neglecting her this season when there's a lot of cool stuff to cover.

Also literally everyone I've talked to hates the Theon scenes. I really don't understand why the show has spent so much time on him, or why they cast a relatively well known TV actor for the torturer/You Know Who
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 14, 2013, 01:48:20 PM
(http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii488/flannelboy82/houseflannel.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2013, 01:50:23 PM
:rofl at the flannel background
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 14, 2013, 03:41:11 PM
You mean plaid of course?

/smartass
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on May 14, 2013, 07:22:37 PM
Also literally everyone I've talked to hates the Theon scenes. I really don't understand why the show has spent so much time on him, or why they cast a relatively well known TV actor for the torturer/You Know Who
Well we don't understand why the fuck this is happening to him, so it just feels like a waste of time to watch right now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on May 14, 2013, 07:26:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4LCaNaE.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on May 14, 2013, 11:27:18 PM
Re: Theon's torture

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It's so much more worthwhile if you've read all the books.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2013, 12:20:03 AM
Nope. It's just not compelling television, and has beat it's point into the ground; I think all viewers "get" that Theon is being tortured by a crazy guy. It seems like three Theon scenes would have been fine, but he's had more screen time than Dany and almost as much as Jon...just doesn't make sense to me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2013, 01:25:09 AM
George RR Martin is a republican- he loves tits n torture, who knew.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 15, 2013, 01:53:47 AM
He is a Jets fan. That is better evidence that he likes torture.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2013, 01:58:44 AM
Martin is a full blown liberal.

His Jets posts tho...it's like an encyclopedic understanding of failure.  :sabu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2013, 01:24:45 PM
http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/episodes/3/27-the-bear-and-the-maiden-fair/interview/nikolaj-coster-waldau.html

Great interview with Nikolaj :)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on May 15, 2013, 04:14:16 PM
Nope. It's just not compelling television, and has beat it's point into the ground; I think all viewers "get" that Theon is being tortured by a crazy guy. It seems like three Theon scenes would have been fine, but he's had more screen time than Dany and almost as much as Jon...just doesn't make sense to me.

maybe his scenes are cheap to film and the budget is spent elsewhere, like on dodgy ice wall CG.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on May 15, 2013, 11:23:58 PM
Nope. It's just not compelling television, and has beat it's point into the ground; I think all viewers "get" that Theon is being tortured by a crazy guy. It seems like three Theon scenes would have been fine, but he's had more screen time than Dany and almost as much as Jon...just doesn't make sense to me.
And I think you're completely wrong. It's horrifying seeing how much he's being broken down.

So nope to your nope.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2013, 11:25:59 PM
Nope

Anyway what are your thoughts on show Loras and the GAF post about him? And Spartacus having the best gay love stories on television.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on May 15, 2013, 11:36:30 PM
Show Loras' homosexuality is played up 50,000x more than the books ever did, which is ridiculous and stupid. I could have done without Tywin's homophobic speech to Olenna, too.

Also yes, Spartacus had the best gay love story on TV -- and some of the best love stories in general. One of the best written shows, period.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2013, 11:38:35 PM
Show Loras is written so poorly that people in the gaf thread question his ability as a swordsman. :beli He's written as a gay queen when he's a warrior.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 16, 2013, 01:39:31 AM
Well show Loras is at least quite good at shaving nipples.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2013, 03:04:36 PM
GoT's producer recently said he believes the show can last 7 seasons.
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    Speaking backstage at the Baftas – where Game of Thrones was also nominated in the International category – Doelger said: “[The number of series] is being discussed as we speak. The third season was the first half of book three, season four will be the second part of book three. George RR Martin has written books four and five; six and seven are pending.

    “I would hope that, if we all survive, and if the audience stays with us we’ll probably get through to seven seasons.”
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/05/thrones-producer-well-probably-get-through-seven-seasons/

Werthead (Adam Whitehead) did a speculative breakdown of where the show will go after they finish the Storm of Swords material. I like the last two books but there's no question they feature some content that would be very hard to translate on television. The show is already filming in multiple locations and that would increase later, alongside the addition of multiple characters (some of whom cannot be cut).

Link to westeros.org (contains spoilers):
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http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/87392-book-spoilers-got-producer-expects-at-least-7-seasons/page__st__120#entry4459895
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I agree with the basic premise.

series spoiler
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I really like the idea of putting Sam in King's Landing instead of Oldstown; this would also place "Pate"/Jaqen there as well, which would be interesting.

Victarion and Euron would translate well on TV imo, and I'm pretty sure we'll hear about them in tomorrow's episode (which I'm pretty sure will feature the death of Balon).

I'd be fine with sending Osha/Rickon to Castle Black too. It could replace the Dalla plot. No one is going to care about Mance's son being threatened, but Melisandre attempting to burn Rickon would work better; Jon could send Osha and Rickon away in secret, then they head to Skagos.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2013, 03:33:30 PM
Raise your hand if you think Martin is going to finish the last two books in the next four years.

*crickets*

I thought so.

However, I'm sure he'll continue to consult on the series and write episodes though.  Honestly, the show has a better chance at completion than the books at this point, which I think would be hilarious and would result in all kinds of butt-hurt.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 19, 2013, 10:04:50 PM
yo we just got some completely unexpected emilia clarke topless scenes.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on May 19, 2013, 10:16:53 PM
eh, the boobs in this show do nothing for me, guess i'm just dead inside.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 10:19:16 PM
Great episode! The burning of the leeches scene :rejoice Diunx should be happy. Stannis was accurately presented in this episode, lines were taken straight from the book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2013, 10:25:52 PM
What are they gonna do with Gendry at this point?  That didn't consume him, did it?  Couldn't she have just said, "yo I'ma fuck you, but we're gonna have to do a bunch of kinky shit with leeches."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2013, 10:26:55 PM
Quick note for book readers:

ASOS spoiler
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We all know what happens next episode. I ask that everyone be very careful with what you post over the next two weeks. Posts like "can't wait to see the tears!" or "dunno if my emotions can handle what's about to happen" are not allowed. As fans you should want people completely shocked at what happens; I don't want new viewers expecting something bad to happen, based off our posts. Please
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Lots of positive reactions to this ep, will watch after I finish cleaning the house
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 10:30:48 PM
Daario is hot as fuck.

What are they gonna do with Gendry at this point?  That didn't consume him, did it?  Couldn't she have just said, "yo I'ma fuck you, but we're gonna have to do a bunch of kinky shit with leeches."

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Daavos rescues Edric Storm from the flames. He will rescue Gendry.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 19, 2013, 10:32:21 PM
Daario is hot as fuck.

(http://i.imgur.com/kQYI7mI.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2013, 10:36:16 PM
Daario is the hottest guy on the show.

Sweet mother, PLEASE give him a nude scene. I do not give a shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on May 19, 2013, 11:03:17 PM
kinda pissed there won't be any more scenes with those three sellswords, they were great.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 20, 2013, 02:51:47 AM
Now I ain't gay but the middle (old dirty) sell sword I thought was also hot and I would if I was gay (I'm not).

Samwell Tarley be big pimpin'. That baby better be named after him.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 20, 2013, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58200184&postcount=5954

 :stahp
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2013, 11:47:48 AM
More thoughts later, but I thought the last scene was kind of meh. People seem to have likes it though, so I'm glad I'm in the minority. Overall I liked the episode.

ASOS spoiler
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can you put that link in spoiler tags. Posts like that make it clear to EB non readers that something is or isn't going to happen[spoiler/]
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2013, 12:48:35 PM
Daario is the hottest guy on the show.

Sweet mother, PLEASE give him a nude scene. I do not give a shit.
He is super pretty.

Good episode, felt a little like padding before the big finale, but I liked the Tyrion/Sansa stuff.  I missed last week, what the fuck is going on with Robb?  Is he still going to try and take Casterly Rock?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2013, 12:50:04 PM
Daario is the hottest guy on the show.

Sweet mother, PLEASE give him a nude scene. I do not give a shit.
He is super pretty.

Good episode, felt a little like padding before the big finale, but I liked the Tyrion/Sansa stuff.  I missed last week, what the fuck is going on with Robb?  Is he still going to try and take Casterly Rock?

He's going to the Twins for Edmure Tully's wedding to one of the Frey girls, to re-forge the alliance between the Freys and the North after he fucked up and married Talisa.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2013, 12:50:36 PM
 :nsfw GIF
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http://pornoimg.com/images/2013/05/20/VXwoj.gif
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:lawd

Daario looks sickly to me. The Titan's Bastard dude was handsome (pause) tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 20, 2013, 12:53:39 PM
(http://spodfilms.com/img/joffreyliprev.gif)
"Hi there girls, do you come here often?"

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfb6864d290c6111da8c1f498e11d7e2/tumblr_miejdjyXSK1qz8q6so1_500.gif)

(http://spodfilms.com/img/joffreylip.gif)
If you want to stop spinning and talk, I'll be in the puzzle section taking a mensa exam.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2013, 01:06:22 PM
Daario is the hottest guy on the show.

Sweet mother, PLEASE give him a nude scene. I do not give a shit.
He is super pretty.

Good episode, felt a little like padding before the big finale, but I liked the Tyrion/Sansa stuff.  I missed last week, what the fuck is going on with Robb?  Is he still going to try and take Casterly Rock?

He's going to the Twins for Edmure Tully's wedding to one of the Frey girls, to re-forge the alliance between the Freys and the North after he fucked up and married Talisa.
Gotcha.  So his story continues to be boring.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2013, 01:34:54 PM
Can we stone anyone who does not find daario attractive

this will not stand
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 20, 2013, 02:11:14 PM
He has weird teeth.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 20, 2013, 02:39:56 PM
Can we stone anyone who does not find daario attractive

this will not stand
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9441627ddef1300785f814c7e7f86fcc/tumblr_mn3dj7nOEB1s3e82xo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2013, 02:58:59 PM
Dany is younger in the book (was it 14?) and Daario killed his comrades 'cause he was lusting after her.  Stand up guy :clap

also, Manute Bol Sansa's "I'm 14."  Did the book have Joffrey removing the steps or was that added for the show? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2013, 02:59:16 PM
oh my god~
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2013, 03:02:31 PM
Dany is younger in the book (was it 14?) and Daario killed his comrades 'cause he was lusting after her.  Stand up guy :clap

also, Manute Bol Sansa's "I'm 14."  Did the book have Joffrey removing the steps or was that added for the show?

Joffrey removes the steps iirc, also Sansa is determined to not kneel. She doesn't kneel on purpose but gives in because she realized she was embarrassing him.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 20, 2013, 03:37:22 PM
She doesn't give in, Tyrion cloaks her while standing on Donto's back.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2013, 03:42:35 PM
Hm you're right.

She DOES kneel though.

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"The dwarf tugged at her a third time. Stubbornly she pressed her lips together and pretended not to notice. Someone behind them tittered. The queen, she thought, but it didn’t matter. They were all laughing by then, Joffrey the loudest. “Dontos, down on your hands and knees,” the king commanded. “My uncle needs a boost to climb his bride.”

And so it was that her lord husband cloaked her in the colors of House Lannister whilst standing on the back of a fool.

When Sansa turned, the little man was gazing up at her, his mouth tight, his face as red as her cloak. Suddenly she was ashamed of her stubbornness. She smoothed her skirts and knelt in front of him, so their heads were on the same level. “With this kiss I pledge my love, and take you for my lord and husband.”"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 23, 2013, 03:33:11 AM
Quick note for book readers:

ASOS spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
We all know what happens next episode. I ask that everyone be very careful with what you post over the next two weeks. Posts like "can't wait to see the tears!" or "dunno if my emotions can handle what's about to happen" are not allowed. As fans you should want people completely shocked at what happens; I don't want new viewers expecting something bad to happen, based off our posts. Please
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Lots of positive reactions to this ep, will watch after I finish cleaning the house

I read the wikis.  :D
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2013, 11:51:31 AM
Since there's no episode this week, here's the full version of The Hold Steady's "Bear and the Maiden Fair"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Sausage on May 26, 2013, 01:05:17 AM
ASOS
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So does Talisa going to the RW kind of put an end to the theory that Jeyne Westerling is pregnant with Robb's son. I wanted to believe  :'(
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2013, 01:14:57 AM
ASOS
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So does Talisa going to the RW kind of put an end to the theory that Jeyne Westerling is pregnant with Robb's son. I wanted to believe  :'(
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
They mixed Talisa of Volantis and Jeyne Westerling into one character. So um...yeah, that woman is pregnant with Robb's baby and obviously what happens happens in the next episode.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 26, 2013, 01:54:00 PM
The NON BOOK READER threat at GAF is getting really fun to read. Next week is gonna be the shit
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2013, 11:17:16 PM
from GRRM:
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Auditions are being held now for season 4 – including Styr the Magnar of Thenn, Mace Tyrell and OBERYN MARTELL!!
:rejoice

(http://tinyurl.com/ozp2hzo)
please lord
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on May 29, 2013, 01:29:29 AM
Young Antonio Banderas would have been perfect!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cm7ZndDmUl4/UOIIwNDybyI/AAAAAAABCpE/HDq4soGJ5Tc/s640/antonio-banderas-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 29, 2013, 06:07:02 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/57846e0be2fde80e22aa5c66a216ab21/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o2_400.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on May 29, 2013, 06:27:06 PM
FUCKING OBERYN MARTELL :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 30, 2013, 05:44:04 PM
Don't look up the S3 soundtrack tracklisting bros, it has spoilers
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 12:41:57 PM
Tonight
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 02, 2013, 01:04:46 PM
Tonight

OH MAN.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 02, 2013, 04:25:12 PM
HOLD ME BREHS
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2013, 04:34:52 PM
*masturbates furiously*
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 02, 2013, 08:48:22 PM
I HAVE BEEN WAITING 10+ YEARS FOR THIS TO BE ADAPTED
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 08:50:13 PM
spoilers

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There are a lot of people who haven't read the books, and these types of posts will only convince them something big is about to happen. Granted every penultimate episode features a major event, and they recognize that, but come on...
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Robo on June 02, 2013, 08:51:27 PM
I read the spoiler.  I already knew nothing cool was going to happen.  Fool me once, etc.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
You guys are being pompous idiots.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 09:02:04 PM
it's back!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 02, 2013, 09:49:37 PM
uh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 02, 2013, 09:53:56 PM
jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 09:55:09 PM
AHAAHABABAB YESSSS
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 09:57:01 PM
that just happened
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 02, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
expected worse, tbh

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:02:10 PM
reading gaf

and i forgot about the coli

off i goooo!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 02, 2013, 10:03:52 PM
fuck I need a cigarette. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 10:04:41 PM
The rant my dad just gave me because of this episode :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 10:04:51 PM
(http://i.minus.com/i9t0ihO5GjSfe.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:07:38 PM
Man and they dropped the "Little Ned" bomb right before too. The writers are just as fucking evil as GRRM.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2013, 10:12:11 PM
quick, somebody link me to the coli thread
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2013, 10:14:33 PM
NEVER MIND

(http://i.imgur.com/B8rgjlH.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:16:20 PM
quick, somebody link me to the coli thread

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/60634-game-thrones-season-3-niccas-*storms-swords*-127.html#.Uav7upzUCrs


I need to go and re-read that chapter again in the book. I may have misremembered some things. Like specifically how Cat discovered what was going on. Was it actually finding the chain-link on Roose?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 10:19:13 PM
oh my god guys

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Hi guys, I'm from the No Book Spoilers thread and I just wanted to come in here and say how upset and disgusted and hurt I am over what just took place. I'm still in tears and I'm still shaking. I am contemplating not watching the show anymore because of this. First Ned in Season 1 then this. It's unbearable. I just need to know one thing right now in order for me to keep watching. Just answer yes or no:

Do the good guys get any justice whatsoever? And by justice I mean dead Joffrey. That's the only thing that can keep me watching at this point. I don't care if I'm spoiled. I want that piece of shit dead. And come to think of it I want all the Lannisters dead at this point.

Anyway. I'm going to go cry some more. FUCK!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=60868921&postcount=10772

:rofl

I feel sorry for anyone who thinks asoiaf is about good guys and bad guys at this point
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 10:19:33 PM
quick, somebody link me to the coli thread

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/60634-game-thrones-season-3-niccas-*storms-swords*-127.html#.Uav7upzUCrs


I need to go and re-read that chapter again in the book. I may have misremembered some things. Like specifically how Cat discovered what was going on. Was it actually finding the chain-link on Roose?

No

I'll spoil this, perhaps new viewers might wind up reading the books
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bolton excuses himself from the dinner. Awhile later Catelyn notices that Dacy Mormont asks Edwyn Frey to dance with her, and he violently pushes her away. Catelyn runs up to him to grab him, then realizes he's wearing chainmail. Ryman Frey and the others open the door, battle axes in hand, and start killing everyone.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
I was disappointed they didn't have cat lose her shit, claw her face, and start to laugh and go "No, not my hair, Ned loves my hair". The throat slash had no build up. Only disappointing part of the ep.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:23:21 PM

No

I'll spoil this, perhaps new viewers might wind up reading the books
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bolton excuses himself from the dinner. Awhile later Catelyn notices that Dacy Mormont asks Edwyn Frey to dance with her, and he violently pushes her away. Catelyn runs up to him to grab him, then realizes he's wearing chainmail. Ryman Frey and the others open the door, battle axes in hand, and start killing everyone.
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LOL for some reason I remember Cat running up to ...someone and finding restraints.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2013, 10:24:58 PM
If I ever get married, I'm totally having The Rains of Castamere played at my wedding, just to fuck with people
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:26:55 PM
I was disappointed they didn't have cat lose her shit, claw her face, and start to laugh and go "No, not my hair, Ned loves my hair". The throat slash had no build up. Only disappointing part of the ep.

I thought this worked better for this medium. She's just standing there, broken, watching her son fall dead to the ground. Audience doesn't know what's going to happen. Maybe they take her as a hostage?


NOPE
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 02, 2013, 10:28:36 PM
That might be it for my wife and this show
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2013, 10:29:16 PM
I was disappointed they didn't have cat lose her shit, claw her face, and start to laugh and go "No, not my hair, Ned loves my hair". The throat slash had no build up. Only disappointing part of the ep.

She doesn't say that, she only thinks it...so of course it wasn't going to happen in the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:29:24 PM
Though IMO it would have been a great surprise if

(spoilers? something not revealed yet to non-book readers)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ramsay had been the one to slit Cat's throat. Hell, I would have even had HIM say the line to her right before he does it.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 02, 2013, 10:34:00 PM
I was genuinely surprised by Jon Snow abandoning Ygritte and admitting that he gives no fucks. 

Quote from: the coli
this food don't even taste like food right now :(

amen bro.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2013, 10:40:53 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 10:41:27 PM
:bow JON SNOW :bow
:bow BRAN WARGS OUT
:bow rw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:42:32 PM
I like the warg effect being used. Specifically when the dude warged into his hawk right before he died.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 02, 2013, 10:54:41 PM
I was genuinely surprised by Jon Snow abandoning Ygritte and admitting that he gives no fucks. 

Quote from: the coli
this food don't even taste like food right now :(

amen bro.

Me too, and didn't he realize his brother was there if the wolf was there?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 10:58:16 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a8dc59903431fe03b63a40ae7a1ba73/tumblr_mnsp8umBwY1rg4uiwo4_250.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 10:59:42 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RedWeddingTears
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 02, 2013, 11:07:51 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=60877585&postcount=10961

lmao
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2013, 11:08:39 PM
http://www.the-coli.com/4391492-post6286.html
http://www.the-coli.com/4391559-post6306.html
http://www.the-coli.com/4391602-post6321.html


ahahahha
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=60877585&postcount=10961

lmao

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2013, 11:53:33 PM
jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.


jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.

jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2013, 11:57:22 PM
Why didn't anyone warn me.  :( :'(  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2013, 11:58:10 PM
This is worse than 100 sparkless dates.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 12:01:31 AM
:rofl Malek :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 03, 2013, 12:05:50 AM
Why didn't anyone warn me.  :( :'(  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

we were warned.  sadly, enough time has passed that we forgot the warning :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 03, 2013, 12:08:35 AM
the only other time I've had this reaction to a tv show was when I watched the last episode of Berserk. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 12:11:16 AM
the only other time I've had this reaction to a tv show was when I watched the last episode of Berserk.

perfect comparison, haha
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 12:43:22 AM
I watched with my unsuspecting friends. One of them got pissed and is fucking mad at the GRRM right now. The other one pent up all of his rage and started watching movie trailers to take his mind off of it, but you could see that he was brewing inside. All the while, I was laughing as the credits rolled.

It's much better seeing someone visibly react to what happened than reading posts (but it's still fucking hilarious). I watched the two of them go through the stages of grief. It gave me flashbacks to the ME3 spoiler thread
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2013, 12:45:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNx1qN74ksM
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 12:46:07 AM
(http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/villains.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 12:49:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNx1qN74ksM

I need one from the coli.

My jaw was hanging open for 20-odd minutes after the episode.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yaY1gRQgQ
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 12:53:49 AM
(http://www.rosco.com/spectrum/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Ned-Stark-Winter-is-Coming.jpeg)

I've experienced four winters in Winnipeg, yet none have prepared me for this.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . . . . .

 :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 12:55:53 AM
How does everyone have a camera filming their reactions? kinect?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 12:56:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yaY1gRQgQ

That chick next to Diunx isn't human.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
How does everyone have a camera filming their reactions? kinect?

Charge 'em 5x. Wait, that garbage can in the background may be a person, so 6x.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 12:58:21 AM
How does everyone have a camera filming their reactions? kinect?

Insurance fraud
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2013, 01:11:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yaY1gRQgQ

That chick next to Diunx isn't human.

She's probably read the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on June 03, 2013, 01:19:35 AM
I felt so numb after this episode. It was more unexpected than the season one finale.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 03, 2013, 01:22:01 AM
just imagine this playing over the credits.  it helps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 01:22:59 AM
I felt so numb after this episode. It was more unexpected than the season one finale.

Hold me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 01:25:49 AM
https://twitter.com/redweddingtears/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 01:27:04 AM
Quote
Ninja Scooter: View Post
Jon basically went down on a homeless chick. He is far too dumb to have any impact on the crown.


 :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 03, 2013, 01:30:06 AM
Ninja Scooter's still got it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 01:34:17 AM
(http://i.minus.com/i8NPs6Btkhljr.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 01:35:28 AM
 :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 03, 2013, 01:40:50 AM
Watched it with my wife. I've read the books, she hasn't. It went a little something...like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/c9X6n.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 01:40:54 AM
:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 01:49:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LsXWQGN.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 02:04:03 AM
http://www.the-coli.com/4392064-post6441.html
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 03, 2013, 02:19:12 AM
http://www.the-coli.com/4392064-post6441.html
And this is why punctuation exists.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 02:23:39 AM
:rofl

http://www.the-coli.com/4393234-post6570.html
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 02:41:16 AM
George R. R. Martin is dead to me. There's only one mother fucking George Martin and he was the fifth Beatle.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 02:43:27 AM
George R. R. Martin is dead to me. There's only one mother fucking George Martin and he was the fifth Beatle.

(http://i.imgur.com/VnXlyjb.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 02:49:57 AM
Welp, that's that. I've been re-reading ASOS (for the third time) and when I got to that Catelyn chapter I kept putting it off, just didn't want to re-read that part. It took me a week to finally pick the book up again and read her chapter. I still remember how I felt the first time I read that, and I still feel the same today. The grim foreboding, dreams, visions etc all pointed to something bad happening to Robb, but I held out hope to the very end. I thought Grey Wind would magically arrive or something lol.

They handled the scene well, although I still feel the lack of any Northern bannermen was a disappointment. No Greatjon, Mormont, Manderly, etc...not even one? Sigh. Oh well. The north remembers.

I liked the Dany stuff, and the Jorah/Daario/Grey Worm fight was sort of like Spartacus, pretty cool. Also enjoyed the goodbye scene between Bran and Rickon, although Bran's "oh btw I saw Jon lol" felt VERY weird/bad.

Next ep's name tells us how one of the arcs will end, but I honestly have no idea where exactly the others will end.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 03, 2013, 03:02:00 AM
I think the books still handled it better, by virtue of 1. having you know Robb's bannermen and feel more badly for them when they died 2. Talisa is a total fucking flat character even though her death was quite brutal 3. Catelyn's inner thoughts make the scene that much more fucking nuts and 4. the Arya fakeout was dumb in the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: etiolate on June 03, 2013, 03:20:15 AM
non-book reader impression:

Kind have grown tired of the misery porn. I pretty much knew it was coming without knowing. The whole story makes me mad whenever I see a character be somewhat likable because I know it means they're fucked.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 03:23:08 AM
That goes without question Zeph

I found Jon's stuff to be pretty underwhelming again. Seemed very abrupt to me. Hell given how Jon and the direwolves killed so many wildings it seemed like Jon could have just stayed and killed everyone else.

ASOS spoiler/ep10 discussion
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Now I'm wondering where his arc will end. I have a bad feeling it's going to end with him warning the Wall, preparing to face Ygritte/Tormund's men, maybe give an inspirational speech...then save the battle for next season. That's going to be very disappointing, especially considering S2 ended on a similar note (Others about to attack the Fist, fade to black).
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2013, 03:43:08 AM
non-book reader impression:

Kind have grown tired of the misery porn. I pretty much knew it was coming without knowing. The whole story makes me mad whenever I see a character be somewhat likable because I know it means they're fucked.

Yeah, I went through that arc with another fantasy author, Robin Hobb. She writes quite well, but I just found myself waiting to see when I was going to get kidney-punched, or sac-kicked, or the full dry rectal intrusion. I finally just gave up on her, and I think, sadly, I am beginning to feel a similar pattern here with GRRM.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 03, 2013, 03:48:19 AM
non-book reader impression:

Kind have grown tired of the misery porn. I pretty much knew it was coming without knowing. The whole story makes me mad whenever I see a character be somewhat likable because I know it means they're fucked.
The point of the story isn't really misery porn. The Red Wedding can be seen as a "clearing of the chessboard." This was coming for Robb since he decided to marry Talisa.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 10:51:56 AM
One thing I would have liked to seen emphasized more was the rite of safe passage or whatever that's granted by breaking bread in someone's house.  I'm sure that'll be discussed by people next week talking about how awful the Red Wedding was and shit, but doing so beforehand would have made it even more evil and shit. 

PD (book spoilers)
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I highly doubt we get the battle at the wall next week.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 11:11:39 AM
Frey gave them food and said they were under his protection due to the laws of hospitlity, but you're right overall; I'm guessing the next ep will expand on that concept.

ASOS
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I really fucking hope Stoneheart isn't the last scene. It would cheapen the impact of the wedding to have her revealed so quickly. By the time that happened in the book I was completely shocked.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 03, 2013, 11:18:51 AM
Nitpicky, but don't know why they didn't:

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show Robb's army being killed in the collapsable tents Frey had set up. Not a big deal but it's just a specific detail I remember from the book and thought it would pretty clearly convey what was going down.
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I agree on the importance of them breaking bread not coming across as well as it should have, maybe they didn't want to
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overplay Catelyn's trepidations in the beginning of the episode so that the turn would be more shocking. Still, I wish they'd established it in one of the preceding episodes similar to how they had Cersei explain "Rains of Castamere" to Margery. In the books it really comes across that the Laws of Hospitality are the one thing you don't fuck around with.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
The View was talking about this episode

Anyway, here's a humorous recap for the ep

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/box-seat/got-recap-its-a-nice-day-for-a-red-wedding-20130603-2nmfa.html (http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/box-seat/got-recap-its-a-nice-day-for-a-red-wedding-20130603-2nmfa.html)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 11:41:16 AM
I'm assuming the Season 4 finale will be:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Zombie Catelyn!
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 03, 2013, 12:23:47 PM
Without spoiling it is that it for big surprises this season or is there more to come
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 03, 2013, 12:32:47 PM
non-book reader impression:

Kind have grown tired of the misery porn. I pretty much knew it was coming without knowing. The whole story makes me mad whenever I see a character be somewhat likable because I know it means they're fucked.
The point of the story isn't really misery porn. The Red Wedding can be seen as a "clearing of the chessboard." This was coming for Robb since he decided to marry Talisa.

I agree that this was Robb's foolishness catching up to him.  Personally, I think the 'bad things happening to people I like' applies more to Arya.  Two TV seasons worth of traveling to have it fall apart at the last moment.

From her perspective: Dad killed, mentor killed, brothers and mother killed, friends abandon her.  Who she got left? Sansa? AND she's stuck with the Hound.  Give her a dragon or magic queef or something OP, PLEASE.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 03, 2013, 12:37:47 PM
I wouldn't worry too much about Arya.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
non-book reader impression:

Kind have grown tired of the misery porn. I pretty much knew it was coming without knowing. The whole story makes me mad whenever I see a character be somewhat likable because I know it means they're fucked.

Huh? This has been built up for a long time. Tywin planned it. That's what the letters earlier in the season were about. Cat preempted it by freeing Jaime and causing dissent within Robb's ranks. Robb sealed it by breaking his vows through honor love. Likable? Robb Stark was and always will be a fool. He should have sued for peace, but he he just had to keep waging a war while his fields, hometown, and people were being slaughtered because his daddy died.

Fuck Robb Stark.

Fuck Catelyn.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 03, 2013, 12:46:32 PM
Damn Tywin had another great episode and he wasn't even in it.

#teamtwincest
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 12:46:52 PM
I think Jon's scene was GREAT but ASOS SPOILERS
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they are going to fuck up the battle of castle black, one of my favorite parts. Jon also wasn't shot by an arrow. I thought they should have done that to make the audience go NUTS and think Jon was dead too after watching the RW then next episode he's still kicking because HE'S THE BEST STARK.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 03, 2013, 12:55:08 PM
Loved the episode overall, despite the brutality.  I thought this was going to be a big Dany episode, and the wedding was just a prelude to Robb doing big thangs.  No idea what's next.  More Stannis?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 03, 2013, 01:05:56 PM
And my brother texted me early this morning to let me know that "Walder Frey is a bitch"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 01:08:50 PM
Heh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 03, 2013, 01:39:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78juOpTM3tE
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 01:43:57 PM
Without spoiling it is that it for big surprises this season or is there more to come

I'd just say the show is about halfway though the third book, and there's plenty more to come.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 01:44:50 PM
Without spoiling it is that it for big surprises this season or is there more to come

I'd just say the show is about halfway though the third book, and there's plenty more to come.

:rejoice the greatest fantasy novel :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 01:53:50 PM
Loved the episode overall, despite the brutality.  I thought this was going to be a big Dany episode, and the wedding was just a prelude to Robb doing big thangs.  No idea what's next.  More Stannis?

Judging from the preview and what happened this episode- some Ironborn stuff, Red Wedding reax in King's Landing (lol Sansa) and some Dany stuff.  Maybe a little bit at the Wall, who knows?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Game of Thrones is STILL trending nationwide on twitter, wow

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 02:05:58 PM
Without spoiling it is that it for big surprises this season or is there more to come

I'd just say the show is about halfway though the third book, and there's plenty more to come.

:rejoice the greatest fantasy novel :rejoice
Series spoilers
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Too bad that after next season it'll just be Dany's Continuing Fuck-ups in Mereen
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on June 03, 2013, 02:22:45 PM
No epic coli post yet? The streets need that right now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 02:28:01 PM
book spoilers
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There's a fucking annoying Lannister stan over on the coli, and I can't wait for next season to shut him the fuck up
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 02:38:53 PM
PD!!

OTAKU ASSEMBLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYm7z9_I0uE

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2013, 02:41:46 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/49edc9f9149b287397af1f240bb557f3/tumblr_mnsuy25Ug71rdfmago1_500.jpg)



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PS- Himu is right on the money about Robb. What a knobend.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 02:45:32 PM
http://www.the-coli.com/4397464-post6894.html

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
Larry says he's not going to watch or review the show after the finale. Some assholes spoiled the RW for him two years ago, right after S1's finale apparently. You could tell it sapped most of the energy and interest out of his reviews throughout S2, which admittedly wasn't a good season but still. Book readers have shit on him for awhile, and he got in some trouble last season for attacking Sansa (who, it must be pointed out, gets more shit from book readers than just about any character, yet has a large group of very creepy fans).

So yea, he's done with Game Of Thrones due to book readers being jerks.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 03:07:08 PM
Seriously?!?! Who would do that?!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 03:21:20 PM
I re-read the book passage. :bow

Quote
Catelyn grabbed a handful of Jinglebell Frey’s long grey hair and dragged him out of his hiding place. “Lord Walder!” she shouted. “LORD WALDER!” The drum beat slow and sonorous, doom boom doom. “Enough,” said Catelyn. “Enough, I say. You have repaid betrayal with betrayal, let it end.” When she pressed her dagger to Jinglebell’s throat, the memory of Bran’s sickroom came back to her, with the feel of steel at her own throat. The drum went boom doom boom doom boom doom. “Please,” she said. “He is my son. My first son, and my last. Let him go. Let him go and I swear we will forget this . . . forget all you’ve done here. I swear it by the old gods and new, we . . . we will take no vengeance . . .”

Lord Walder peered at her in mistrust. “Only a fool would believe such blather. D’you take me for a fool, my lady?”
“I take you for a father. Keep me for a hostage, Edmure as well if you haven’t killed him. But let Robb go.”
“No.” Robb’s voice was whisper faint. “Mother, no . . .”
“Yes. Robb, get up. Get up and walk out, please, please. Save yourself . . . if not for me, for Jeyne.”
“Jeyne?” Robb grabbed the edge of the table and forced himself to stand. “Mother,” he said, “Grey Wind . . .”
“Go to him. Now. Robb, walk out of here.”
Lord Walder snorted. “And why would I let him do that?”

She pressed the blade deeper into Jinglebell’s throat. The lackwit rolled his eyes at her in mute appeal. A foul stench assailed her nose, but she paid it no more mind than she did the sullen ceaseless pounding of that drum, boom doom boom doom boom doom. Ser Ryman and Black Walder were circling round her back, but Catelyn did not care. They could do as they wished with her; imprison her, rape her, kill her, it made no matter. She had lived too long, and Ned was waiting. It was Robb she feared for. “On my honor as a Tully,” she told Lord Walder, “on my honor as a Stark, I will trade your boy’s life for Robb’s. A son for a son.” Her hand shook so badly she was ringing Jinglebell’s head.

Boom, the drum sounded, boom doom boom doom. The old man’s lips went in and out. The knife trembled in Catelyn’s hand, slippery with sweat. “A son for a son, heh,” he repeated. “But that’s a grandson . . . and he never was much use.”

A man in dark armor and a pale pink cloak spotted with blood stepped up to Robb. “Jaime Lannister sends his regards.” He thrust his longsword through her son’s heart, and twisted.
Robb had broken his word, but Catelyn kept hers. She tugged hard on Aegon’s hair and sawed at his neck until the blade grated on bone. Blood ran hot over her fingers. His little bells were ringing, ringing, ringing, and the drum went boom doom boom.

Finally someone took the knife away from her. The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten fierce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran red with blood. She could taste it on her lips.

It hurts so much, she thought. Our children, Ned, all our sweet babes. Rickon, Bran, Arya, Sansa, Robb . . . Robb . . . please, Ned, please, make it stop, make it stop hurting . . . The white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. It tickles. That made her laugh until she screamed. “Mad,” someone said, “she’s lost her wits,” and someone else said, “Make an end,” and a hand grabbed her scalp just as she’d done with Jinglebell, and she thought, No, don’t, don’t cut my hair, Ned loves my hair. Then the steel was at her throat, and its bite was red and cold.

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 03, 2013, 06:23:26 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shit-i-totally-forgot-that-happens,32673/

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2013, 06:34:18 PM
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Hell, those books were written a long time ago; you can’t expect me to remember every last detail. Sure, I’m an executive producer on the show and they send me all the scripts on these things, but I never read them. Those things are full of spoilers.

:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 07:01:28 PM
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=61047977

:snoop
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 03, 2013, 07:13:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sFM2r4r.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 07:21:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/p7JN6jH.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 03, 2013, 08:54:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C0Sk1HT.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 09:27:08 PM
https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh
:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 09:28:56 PM
i love maisie.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 10:28:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C0Sk1HT.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbcdd7e548f7d953959d20feea75ee25/tumblr_mntyabFSkJ1rdwev0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 10:40:02 PM
I'm watching the OtakuAssemble review of the episode and it's too bad he got spoiled on it, but he's dumb
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh
:dead
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2013, 10:54:38 PM
Yea for someone who watches so much TV, Larry seems very...off on basic details. I can understand why my parents forget names/details from the show, and in general I think most non-viewers are confused about something or another. But good lord he's dumb at times.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 11:02:23 PM
Earlier this season, when the slave owner was showing off his Unsullied by cutting the nipple off of one of them, Larry complained that they showed it instead of just telling it. Right then, I knew that he didn't understand the basics of storytelling.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2013, 11:04:39 PM
:rofl are you serious? That nicca is whack. Go back to animu larry-san
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 03, 2013, 11:16:56 PM
:rofl are you serious? That nicca is whack. Go back to animu larry-san

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr2HQi2ggU&t=12m45s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr2HQi2ggU&t=12m45s)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 03, 2013, 11:18:42 PM
Just more proof that animu rots the brain :smug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Sausage on June 03, 2013, 11:55:00 PM
Has obarth done his review on the coli yet?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 12:11:20 AM
:rofl are you serious? That nicca is whack. Go back to animu larry-san

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr2HQi2ggU&t=12m45s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr2HQi2ggU&t=12m45s)

can black people trade larry for tiger woods at the next racial draft plz
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 12:13:51 AM
Obarth review
http://www.the-coli.com/4404848-post7102.html

part 2: http://www.the-coli.com/4404858-post7104.html

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 12:14:49 AM
:bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 12:16:13 AM
PD are you Obarth :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 12:19:08 AM
No that's not me. Dude is hilarious :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 12:19:37 AM
The Red Lobster line :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 04, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
Obarth review
http://www.the-coli.com/4404848-post7102.html

part 2: http://www.the-coli.com/4404858-post7104.html

:rofl

Quote
I saw a little of Edmure Winslow's soul leave his body at dem prospects.

:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 04, 2013, 12:49:33 AM
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putty patrol from Power Rangers

 :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2013, 01:43:44 AM
struggle biscuits

fucking lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2013, 02:24:30 AM
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His eyes did the white version of Uncle Charlie in the Crossroads video.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on June 04, 2013, 03:44:50 AM
one thing that bothers me about the last ep is why Rob Stark wasn't able to put the old guy down and keep his cover when he was willing and able to slaughter his fellow crow to get into the wildlings...I mean the old man was basically guiding him through it and he still wasn't able to do it, even though he had already bonded with some wildlings and had way more reasons to not blow his cover at this point.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 04, 2013, 04:04:58 AM
I re-read the book passage. :bow

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Catelyn grabbed a handful of Jinglebell Frey’s long grey hair and dragged him out of his hiding place. “Lord Walder!” she shouted. “LORD WALDER!” The drum beat slow and sonorous, doom boom doom. “Enough,” said Catelyn. “Enough, I say. You have repaid betrayal with betrayal, let it end.” When she pressed her dagger to Jinglebell’s throat, the memory of Bran’s sickroom came back to her, with the feel of steel at her own throat. The drum went boom doom boom doom boom doom. “Please,” she said. “He is my son. My first son, and my last. Let him go. Let him go and I swear we will forget this . . . forget all you’ve done here. I swear it by the old gods and new, we . . . we will take no vengeance . . .”

Lord Walder peered at her in mistrust. “Only a fool would believe such blather. D’you take me for a fool, my lady?”
“I take you for a father. Keep me for a hostage, Edmure as well if you haven’t killed him. But let Robb go.”
“No.” Robb’s voice was whisper faint. “Mother, no . . .”
“Yes. Robb, get up. Get up and walk out, please, please. Save yourself . . . if not for me, for Jeyne.”
“Jeyne?” Robb grabbed the edge of the table and forced himself to stand. “Mother,” he said, “Grey Wind . . .”
“Go to him. Now. Robb, walk out of here.”
Lord Walder snorted. “And why would I let him do that?”

She pressed the blade deeper into Jinglebell’s throat. The lackwit rolled his eyes at her in mute appeal. A foul stench assailed her nose, but she paid it no more mind than she did the sullen ceaseless pounding of that drum, boom doom boom doom boom doom. Ser Ryman and Black Walder were circling round her back, but Catelyn did not care. They could do as they wished with her; imprison her, rape her, kill her, it made no matter. She had lived too long, and Ned was waiting. It was Robb she feared for. “On my honor as a Tully,” she told Lord Walder, “on my honor as a Stark, I will trade your boy’s life for Robb’s. A son for a son.” Her hand shook so badly she was ringing Jinglebell’s head.

Boom, the drum sounded, boom doom boom doom. The old man’s lips went in and out. The knife trembled in Catelyn’s hand, slippery with sweat. “A son for a son, heh,” he repeated. “But that’s a grandson . . . and he never was much use.”

A man in dark armor and a pale pink cloak spotted with blood stepped up to Robb. “Jaime Lannister sends his regards.” He thrust his longsword through her son’s heart, and twisted.
Robb had broken his word, but Catelyn kept hers. She tugged hard on Aegon’s hair and sawed at his neck until the blade grated on bone. Blood ran hot over her fingers. His little bells were ringing, ringing, ringing, and the drum went boom doom boom.

Finally someone took the knife away from her. The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten fierce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran red with blood. She could taste it on her lips.

It hurts so much, she thought. Our children, Ned, all our sweet babes. Rickon, Bran, Arya, Sansa, Robb . . . Robb . . . please, Ned, please, make it stop, make it stop hurting . . . The white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. It tickles. That made her laugh until she screamed. “Mad,” someone said, “she’s lost her wits,” and someone else said, “Make an end,” and a hand grabbed her scalp just as she’d done with Jinglebell, and she thought, No, don’t, don’t cut my hair, Ned loves my hair. Then the steel was at her throat, and its bite was red and cold.

:bow :bow :bow
Still the best version of the Red Wedding. Cat's insanity >>>>> the TV scream.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 07:16:04 AM
one thing that bothers me about the last ep is why Rob Stark wasn't able to put the old guy down and keep his cover when he was willing and able to slaughter his fellow crow to get into the wildlings...I mean the old man was basically guiding him through it and he still wasn't able to do it, even though he had already bonded with some wildlings and had way more reasons to not blow his cover at this point.

Because jon snow is honorable and keeps to his ties, never balks, and only stuck with the wildlings for information/survival. The old man is dead anyways, but he's not going to be the one to do it. It isn't in Jon's character. One big problem with Jon's arc this entire season coming from the bores biggest Jon fan:

1. No internal monologue. You already know what he's thinking in the books.

2. They didn't go all the way with the halfhand. In the book Half hand and Jon devise a plan while on the run from Orell's crazed eagle after Jon slayed him in human form. They decide they're fucked. So Halfhand specifically tells Jon to follow them, act like one of them, never balk, and get all information on their numbers, goals, etc. These words are in every single Jon passage with the wildlings. They never did such a thing last season because they're idiots who wanted to make dumb virginity jokes instead of key plot information.

The problem is, they rid Jon of Ghost for SOME REASON when Ghost was a perfect outlet to bounce off THE BEST STARK'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE. Instead they butchered it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 07:59:32 AM
Uhh you think they should have spent more money to have the wolf on screen so Jon could talk to it...?

Drew: He killed that crow (Halfhand) in order to convince the wildlings that he was on their side. It was the Halfhand's idea for Jon to infiltrate the wildlings
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 08:18:01 AM
How much does the wolf cost?

It is following Sam right? I don't see why it can't stick with Jon but that's probably because they had to go to Iceland.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
I don't think even the showrunners know where ghost is right now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 10:51:41 AM
The wolves are hard to control and the CGI/camera tricks are expensive. That's why they've barely been on screen this season. They rightly decided to focus the CGI budget on the dragons.

Ratings continue to climb:
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The ratings for “The Rains of Castamere” are in and it is good news. Despite the week off, the viewer numbers grew from the last episode, coming in at 5.22 million viewers for the 9 PM airing. Another 1.08 million watched the 11 PM encore for a total of 6.3 million on the night.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/06/ratings-remain-strong-heading-into-season-finale/

That includes a 2.8 share among the 18-49 demo, the highest of the night again. Very impressive. The finale's ratings should go through the roof.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2013, 11:43:44 AM
without getting into spoilers, would I be able to pick up book 3 after this season ends and continue along, or have there been significant changes and abandoned subplots for the TV adaptation that I should just start at the beginning? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2013, 11:49:13 AM
I'd say you'd be able to more or less, but there are going to be things that baffle you going forward that are introduced in the first two books.  If you don't mind having a wiki handy, I'd say go for it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 11:49:35 AM
If you want to read book 3, you should start from the beginning of the book just to be safe. Starting in the middle would probably spoil you to various things that have been delayed, and ultimately be confusing.

Personally I always advise people to start with the first book, but starting at ASOS is fine. Just know you won't recognize a lot of characters and sub plots.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2013, 11:59:53 AM
yeah, I was planning on starting book 3 from the beginning.  I'll give reading through 1 and 2 a go, since the version I'll pick up includes them anyway, but the events of Season 2 weren't all that exciting and I'm not eager to revisit it in the text.



Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 04, 2013, 12:07:42 PM
(http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/39/64/0a9cf30eafc5da2fe60d1a54ac163dc1.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2013, 12:09:01 PM
ya not starting at the beginning of the series is kind of dumb. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2013, 12:32:19 PM
Start from the second book, they butchered it in the tv show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on June 04, 2013, 12:40:12 PM
Drew: He killed that crow (Halfhand) in order to convince the wildlings that he was on their side. It was the Halfhand's idea for Jon to infiltrate the wildlings

i know that, but by not killing the old guy on horseback in the last ep Halfhand's death was in vain, you'd think if he was willing to kill his brother in arms he'd be able to put down another old man he doesn't even know who had already accepted his fate, especially after he'd fallen in love with a wildling and almost dying climbing a 700 fuckin foot wall with them...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 12:45:00 PM
yeah, I was planning on starting book 3 from the beginning.  I'll give reading through 1 and 2 a go, since the version I'll pick up includes them anyway, but the events of Season 2 weren't all that exciting and I'm not eager to revisit it in the text.

The second book is a lot better than what they did in S2, trust me. If you skip it I'd at least suggest you read Dany's House Of The Undying chapter and the Blackwater battle. Just so you can see how the largest events differed from the show.

And a note (This spoiler is safe but I'll hide it regardless, since it's book info. You can highlight it without worries):
spoiler (click to show/hide)
when you start the third book Dany will have someone in her group of advisers named Arstan Whitebeard. He's Barriston Selmy incognito. The show revealed him outright instead of including that plot; you'll learn why he hid himself later in the book.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 12:47:14 PM
Drew: He killed that crow (Halfhand) in order to convince the wildlings that he was on their side. It was the Halfhand's idea for Jon to infiltrate the wildlings

i know that, but by not killing the old guy on horseback in the last ep Halfhand's death was in vain, you'd think if he was willing to kill his brother in arms he'd be able to put down another old man he doesn't even know who had already accepted his fate, especially after he'd fallen in love with a wildling and almost dying climbing a 700 fuckin foot wall with them...

True but ultimately his job was to find out what the wildlings were doing, how many were coming, and to warn the Watch. He completed those goals, and had to escape in order to warn the Wall that wildlings were going to attack from the south before attacking from the north)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 04, 2013, 01:06:05 PM
After the Red Wedding...

(http://i.imgur.com/atQdRNb.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2013, 01:35:48 PM
"hello darkness my old friend"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 04, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qAFMh94.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:16:10 PM
I think the main takeaway from that episode was that the Starks are shit at this.  For instance Dany is about as old as Robb.  She has buried a husband, lost an army, watched her husband kill her brother without a single fuck given, wandered the desert, raised a new army, and become the Abe Lincoln of the East.  Robb just got his mother, wife, and himself killed because he married a nurse.  And this is the dude to rule Westeros?  I mean the best Stark is a little girl.  Bran is cool, he can control wolves and Blind Side Monsters and what not, but christ has his story been dull.  Ned got tricked by a whorehouse owner named Littlefinger, and Cat started a war because she arrested the wrong guy.  Sansa, the less said the better, Rickon is like six, and Jon Snow is a bastard who betrayed the crows, and then betrayed the people he betrayed the crows to like 6 episodes later.  Come on.

Now the Lannisters, despite being twincestuous, are a bunch of badasses.  Cersei the queen regent, the kingslayer and Peter Dinklage?  Tywin's a proud father.

Now if I need an alibi for court, I'd choose a Stark, but ruling Westeros?  Lannisters or Targaryen all the way.  Maybe the Tyrells, they seem to have their shit together.

Also fuck anyone saying Robb was their favorite.  Seriously the dude is somewhere between Theon and Hodor on the interesting character scale.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 04, 2013, 02:17:53 PM
:smug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:18:42 PM
Yeah yeah yeah we know you've read the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2013, 02:19:12 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 02:21:30 PM
Jon didn't betray the Night's Watch though. On the show he was specifically given a mission to infiltrate the wildlings, learn their plan, and warn the Watch in time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:22:38 PM
Yeah but he fucked that wildling.  Isn't that INSTANT DEATH?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 02:26:34 PM
:yeshrug

In S1 the Lord Commander mentioned that if they hung every brother who left the Wall to bang a prostitute for the night, the Wall would be empty.

In a sense, Jon had to break his vows in order to keep them.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:28:48 PM
Fine I'll accept that.  But he's only half a Stark anyway.

Robb :kobeyuck he dug his own grave, and a lot more than that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 02:39:54 PM
I loved Robb :fbm

Military genius, but a total dumbass in all else.
"Hey mom I'm sending our ward/prisoner Theon back to his father"
"I love this nurse, gonna throw the Freys in the bushes for her"

I realize he married her for a different reason in the book but ultimately it was still a poorly thought out decision in both cases.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:41:40 PM
Also Karstark.  Dude had no sense whatsoever.  Now the adults can get down to business.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 04, 2013, 02:45:46 PM
Tywin is just such a fucking boss on the show. I'd be totally cool with him being king.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 02:51:23 PM
He gets shit done that's for sure.  Richest man in Westeros, hand of the King, Peter Dinklage's dad.  Boss.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2013, 03:03:07 PM
Dany or any Lannister but Joffrey and I'm happy.


Stannis  :paul


Going forward I just don't want the hound to be a dick and leave Arya in a ditch.  I want Terminator 2 in Westeros.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:04:15 PM
Stannis is the Mitt Romney of Westeros.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:21:33 PM
If you are interested in the book series, start with book one. Do you know who Lyanna Stark is? Do who know why the rebellion was started? Start with Game of Thrones and thank me later.

Honestly, Tywin worship weirds me out. Guy is a tyrant.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:23:15 PM
I'm working my way through the series and I agree.  Jon Snow especially is a better character in the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:24:31 PM


Honestly, Tywin worship weirds me out. Guy is a tyrant.
It's Game of Thrones man, not the Babysitter's Club.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also Charles Dance.  Man the Lannister's really lucked out in the casting department.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:29:26 PM
Jon didn't betray the Night's Watch though. On the show he was specifically given a mission to infiltrate the wildlings, learn their plan, and warn the Watch in time.

Dude I told you they fucked up conveying this information. This is why they need Ghost to bounce off Jon's thoughts. People think Jon actually betrayed the watch now.

I'm working my way through the series and I agree.  Jon Snow especially is a better character in the books.

GOAT Snow :bow The best Stark :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Contra's face when he realized Dany was 13 in the book:
 :holeup :kobeyuck

Fistfull's face when he realized Dany was 13 in the book
 :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:32:40 PM
 :lol

Yeah it's kind of nuts in the book when you realize they're all actual children.  Makes Dany that much more a boss though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 04, 2013, 03:34:55 PM


Honestly, Tywin worship weirds me out. Guy is a tyrant.
It's Game of Thrones man, not the Babysitter's Club.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also Charles Dance.  Man the Lannister's really lucked out in the casting department.
[close]

(http://i.imgur.com/izDol.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:35:34 PM
I think the main takeaway from that episode was that the Starks are shit at this.  For instance Dany is about as old as Robb.  She has buried a husband, lost an army, watched her husband kill her brother without a single fuck given, wandered the desert, raised a new army, and become the Abe Lincoln of the East.  Robb just got his mother, wife, and himself killed because he married a nurse.  And this is the dude to rule Westeros?  I mean the best Stark is a little girl.  Bran is cool, he can control wolves and Blind Side Monsters and what not, but christ has his story been dull.  Ned got tricked by a whorehouse owner named Littlefinger, and Cat started a war because she arrested the wrong guy.  Sansa, the less said the better, Rickon is like six, and Jon Snow is a bastard who betrayed the crows, and then betrayed the people he betrayed the crows to like 6 episodes later.  Come on.

Now the Lannisters, despite being twincestuous, are a bunch of badasses.  Cersei the queen regent, the kingslayer and Peter Dinklage?  Tywin's a proud father.

Now if I need an alibi for court, I'd choose a Stark, but ruling Westeros?  Lannisters or Targaryen all the way.  Maybe the Tyrells, they seem to have their shit together.

Also fuck anyone saying Robb was their favorite.  Seriously the dude is somewhere between Theon and Hodor on the interesting character scale.

Ehhhh, the Stark's never wanted to seat the throne of Westeros. They just wanted to be independent, hence "King in the North".
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:36:32 PM
Well shit Robb went for half and got nothing :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 04, 2013, 03:37:31 PM
He got a free abortion for his wife.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:38:30 PM
Yeah yeah yeah we know you've read the books.

I don't think that his post was more of a book reader thing and more of a fuck both of the Ls and the Starks.

:rejoice Mother of Dragons :rejoice

#targset
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:39:01 PM
He got a free abortion for his wife.

:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:42:26 PM
 :clap
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 03:47:03 PM
Also Karstark.  Dude had no sense whatsoever.  Now the adults can get down to business.

The thing about Karstark is that it's an embodiment of the North's perpetual lost cause. I said this in spoilers when it happened because  as a book reader I knew about the RW, but I definitely think that was when Robb should have bent the knee, but he was too prideful to do so. Robb lost when he beheaded Karstark, but he was kinda forced into that position I think. Karstark practically forced him to do it by egging him on and insulting him. If he let Karstark go, after letting his mother free after committing treason, and now this, he'd be considered weak and would be betrayed FARRRR earlier than the RW.

Now the Tyrell's on the other hand...:bow Went from rebels to heroes and got betrothed to the prince in a mere 12 hours.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 04:12:31 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cda00570b2f44c5272fcb7f504d538fc/tumblr_mnvhh0rlNI1snyyflo2_250.gif)

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 04:15:09 PM
Hodor the Blind Side Monster
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 04:19:41 PM
Let us not forget.

Quote from: Obarth
This dude Bran is a certified demon, brehs. His eyes did the white version of Uncle Charlie in the Crossroads video. We possessing distinguished black fellows now, Bran? Am I the only one who noticed Hodor was still knocked out later on that night? Bran gave him that mental Xanax.

:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 04:20:58 PM
His audition video was so awesome, too bad it's been taken down. It was just him carrying his little brother around muttering "Hodor" here or there. He's a local DJ in Belfast so I bet he gets so much pussy
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2013, 04:23:01 PM
Can you try to find it?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 05:08:54 PM
HBO took it down sadly. He seems like a cool dude.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 10:02:16 PM
Soundtrack is out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t987p0f9y54
holy shit

DO NOT read youtube comments
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 04, 2013, 10:04:25 PM
Beginning sounds like a track from Twilight Princess, forget which.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2013, 10:16:45 PM
ep10 preview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ4paRnLmWI
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2013, 01:22:24 AM
The fuck? Jaime is coming back so soon to KL?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 01:36:21 AM
Gotta have him something to do. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2013, 01:37:05 AM
Could be a deceptive edit, who knows where he is.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2013, 02:50:24 AM
GOAT Snow :bow The best Stark :bow

Eh, Arya's better.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 03:06:31 AM
Fuck that.

Arya is second best. But yeah, she's cool.

I actually really like the Stark's, even Sansa (well, book Sansa). They're probably my fave family, but man do their ideals come and bite them in the ass.

Can't wait for show watchers to finally jump on the Jon bandwagon after they fucked up the character in seasons 2 and 3. :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on June 05, 2013, 09:25:27 AM
DO NOT read youtube comments

This is a good rule to follow, anytime, anywhere, and for any video.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2013, 10:15:28 AM
Fuck that.

Arya is second best. But yeah, she's cool.

I actually really like the Stark's, even Sansa (well, book Sansa). They're probably my fave family, but man do their ideals come and bite them in the ass.

Can't wait for show watchers to finally jump on the Jon bandwagon after they fucked up the character in seasons 2 and 3. :bow

You just like Jon better cause you wanna fuck him :P


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I'm really hoping Sansa's character arc will improve and that she'll become totally evil and manipulative at Littlefinger's hands and then connive to get revenge on the Lannisters, but after the last two books I'm honestly not sure Martin's capable of anything cool anymore.  I also hope Jaime doesn't get killed, as his is my favorite character arc in the entire series, but eh- history has told me not to get too attached :P
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 11:35:23 AM
Kit Harrington is not that attractive. :yuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 05, 2013, 01:12:39 PM
My wife strongly disagrees, as do all the girls I watch the show with.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2013, 01:23:16 PM
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Kit-Harington-kit-harington-24125416-400-600.jpg)

 ???

The only knock against him is that he grows a beard nearly as poorly as Shark Johnson.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 01:23:30 PM
Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2013, 01:25:16 PM
Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.

Hey, Kit Harrington would look better too if he were allowed to wear mascara.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 05, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.

i can see why you like to be the bottom
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 01:33:14 PM
this chin is so manly he could fuck you with it without unzipping his pants.

(http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/GoT-3.8-Daario.jpg)

I went to moist pudding when I first saw Daario on screen. I go to moist pudding when I still see Daario on screen.

Totes the hottest GoT guy.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 01:35:10 PM
Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.

i can see why you like to be the bottom

i do not understand. it is early. please explain.

Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.

Hey, Kit Harrington would look better too if he were allowed to wear mascara.

Never.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703084848/gameofthrones/images/e/e3/Jason_Momoa_2012_.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 05, 2013, 01:40:22 PM
Daario and Khal Drogo are much better.

i can see why you like to be the bottom

i do not understand. it is early. please explain.

They seem very...dominant.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 01:45:12 PM
Oh.

Thank God they are.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 05, 2013, 01:46:11 PM
Never.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703084848/gameofthrones/images/e/e3/Jason_Momoa_2012_.png)
Never noticed this before, but he's slightly cross-eyed.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2013, 01:50:44 PM
Is it still crossed-eyed when it diverges? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2013, 01:54:24 PM
You didn't notice it before because of his mascara!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 05, 2013, 01:54:44 PM
Strabismus then.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2013, 02:02:51 PM
I can't tell if it's Kit Harrington's acting or Jon's character but he reminds me of Eeyore.  My image of him is saying "I'm not a Stark :(" in a dopey voice.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_b_ywVCfk
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2013, 02:10:14 PM
You can tell Daario has open bite due to thumb sucking. Oh well, at least he doesn't have blue hair
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 05, 2013, 02:14:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Beezy on June 05, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
Daario's face is stuck on :smug.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 05, 2013, 08:12:42 PM
My wife said Daario is really pretty, but Grey Worm is way hotter :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2013, 08:29:09 PM
My wife said Daario is really pretty, but Grey Worm is way hotter :yeshrug

 :obama
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2013, 08:33:48 PM
grey worm? :larry

I'm sorry. I'm laughing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ManaByte on June 06, 2013, 11:29:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR36slEw7aU
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 06, 2013, 11:51:18 AM
GRRM looks like David the Gnome
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on June 06, 2013, 12:19:01 PM
From what I gathered from that interview, the show is the best thing that could have happened for the book readers.  Now, GRRM has no choice but to finish the series instead of sitting with his thumb up his bum because he's afraid the show will catch up to him!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2013, 01:02:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6AjgR7D3yg

:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2013, 04:09:12 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 07:59:57 PM
Quote
Game of Thrones is HBO’s biggest hit since The Sopranos

Josef Adalian of Vulture is reporting figures from HBO which show that Game of Thrones is averaging 13.6 million viewers per episode. This is higher than True Blood‘s high of 13.0 million and just below The Sopranos‘ 14.4 million. Here is a handy chart:

Quote
Adalian also notes that HBO has provided the Thrones viewer breakdowns by gender: 57 percent male, 43 percent female. This tracks with what Wired uncovered from perusing Nielsen’s data. Take that, New York Times!
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hbo-viewer-chart-560x0.png)
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/06/game-of-thrones-is-hbos-biggest-hit-since-the-sopranos/

Never thought the show would become this successful.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Bebpo on June 06, 2013, 08:10:28 PM
Wow, didn't realize Veep had such low viewership  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 06, 2013, 08:12:08 PM
Wow, didn't realize Veep had such low viewership  :'(

Yeah, that really sucks. It's the best show on HBO right now.

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Well OK one of the best but still.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 08:12:57 PM
Should be the biggest by next season.  I think that last episode sealed it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
I must say that while I'm glad the scene was done so well, I'm also bummed that it has become such a huge meme and internet "thing." The reaction video has 7 million views, it literally dominated twitter for two days, etc...and all in the process a lot of people are getting spoiled, which I hate to see happen. Hell, some people are purposely spoiling themselves just because this is now A Thing they "must" experience. Personally I'll never understand why people do that; it would be like watching that scene from The Shield S5 first, then deciding "oh hey I should totally watch this show!"

Basically there's gonna be a whole lot of friendly fire spoilers for new viewers/readers. I agree with Contra though, this will probably surpass The Sopranos next season. Shit is going to be crazy...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 06, 2013, 08:35:05 PM
In my group we've got a bartender, a couple that owns a graphic design firm, two startup folks, a museum curator, a coffee importer, a civil engineer, a sound engineer, a chef a, non-profit coordinator and myself.  To watch a fantasy epic.  Every week.  It's kind of crazy how broad the show goes.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2013, 09:37:03 PM
PD, I'm pretty sure the red wedding will become bigger than the show/book itself. It was inevitable. It will be like Darth Vader "I am your father", Bruce Willis being dead the entire movie, all rolled in one.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 07, 2013, 01:31:21 AM
Wow, didn't realize Veep had such low viewership  :'(

Yeah, that really sucks. It's the best show on HBO right now.

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Well OK one of the best but still.
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Nah is the best.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2013, 01:36:30 AM
 :yeshrug

I go back and forth.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: helios on June 07, 2013, 01:50:55 AM
Arrested Westeros type shit right here. It's best if you've seen season 4 of AD already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09OoONv-Ac
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 07, 2013, 01:41:10 PM
https://vine.co/v/bLAnZUWqTb7 (https://vine.co/v/bLAnZUWqTb7)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 07, 2013, 03:10:34 PM
That god damned tattoo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 07, 2013, 03:47:18 PM
kosma plays hodor?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 07, 2013, 03:54:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy5BnlfrQi8
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2013, 10:58:55 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf1002cbbdf6185d335d6374c2f7ae9c/tumblr_mo1lrvXiUR1r9h4heo1_1280.jpg)

Man, the kids are growing so fast. That's Myrcella Baratheon (Joffery's sister, who was shipped to Dorne in S2) on the right, btw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2013, 11:01:49 PM
Ship her the fuck back.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2013, 11:04:29 PM
Bran kind of looks like Davy Jones.

(http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Davy-Jones-377858-3-402.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 07, 2013, 11:27:28 PM
Ship her the fuck back.

we can't all be BeautifulPeople material bro.   
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 08, 2013, 02:53:05 AM
spoilers spoilers spoilers not for summer children

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http://i.imgur.com/D3Co1OW.jpg
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 :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2013, 03:21:33 AM
THEY DID IT


HOLY SHIT

STAJ;FAJDA;F

THEY DID IT


THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 08, 2013, 03:58:11 AM
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By far the most disturbing image in the series.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
Meh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on June 08, 2013, 10:45:11 AM
What part is that from in the books?  I don't remember it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2013, 10:57:04 AM
It's mentioned a couple times in ASOS but never shown outside of a certain vision.

Just realized it's a production still, thank god. It should look way better on Sunday.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2013, 02:43:54 PM
It's only mentioned in passing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2013, 10:14:47 PM
GUYS.

:rejoice

THAT EPISODE. :rejoice

Game of Thrones season finale was perfect. They completely redeemed themselves for messing up Arya's crappy arc in season 2 and now Arya actually has character development she should have had a year ago. I can't BELIEVE they showed the head sewing scene. Having it mentioned in passing in the books is  :-X but actually seeing it! WOW! Also, REEK!!! This season finale is a Song of Ice and Fire book nerd's wet dream. SO HOT

ASOS
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NO LADY STONEHEART :bow :bow :bow :bow
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D&D have BALLS. Not even a HINT. Fucking RESPECT.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
S3 > S1

:obama

Next season :gladbron The best fantasy novel continues :smug

Every single issue with S2 was fixed. :bow D&D listening to our earnest pleas :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 09, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
GreyRobb looks pretty great. Much better than the production stills.

Episode was pretty good.

But.

I actually wanted them to: book spoilers:
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show the Brothers finding Cat. Not revealing Lady Stoneheart but just them finding her floating in the river and maybe a shot of Thoros to hint
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I know I know, but it would have made for a much more dramatic punch followed last week over the ending we currently have. Plus it would have flowed well following Dany's scene considering the context.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2013, 10:24:13 PM
ASOS
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I wanted them to show Arya using her warg abilities. Do the other Stark children have warg powers in the show or is it just Bran? I think it's pretty important that Arya pulls Cat out of the river for the Brotherhood to even find. Plus, it shows the tv viewers what Nymeria has been up to.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 09, 2013, 10:27:10 PM
White Savior Dany was an embarrassing ending. Bleh. And the Stannis/Davos letter scene was the complete opposite of the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 09, 2013, 10:33:30 PM
White Savior Dany was an embarrassing ending. Bleh. And the Stannis/Davos letter scene was the complete opposite of the books.

did you just complain about something being accurate to the books then directly after complain about something being not accurate to the books? what the?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2013, 10:35:40 PM
If I'm going to go all BOOK BITCH MODE I'm bitching at Gilly naming her kid. In the books Wildlings don't name their children for two years, so the child can earn their name rather than have some title attached to it for emotional value. It's one of the distinguishing things that helps separate Westerosi culture from the way the wildlings live their lives. Then they go and fuck it up. :maf

/end rant

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i really don't care but it is kinda weird they changed something like that
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2013, 10:39:06 PM
White Savior Dany was an embarrassing ending. Bleh. And the Stannis/Davos letter scene was the complete opposite of the books.

did you just complain about something being accurate to the books then directly after complain about something being not accurate to the books? what the?

.

I can understand being upset about the crowd pretty much just being brown people, but overall the scene was fine.

I'll review later, I'll just say I'm very glad they didn't end on what I thought they'd end on.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2013, 10:40:47 PM
White Savior Dany was an embarrassing ending. Bleh. And the Stannis/Davos letter scene was the complete opposite of the books.

Yeah, one of my friends mentioned something about that too.  He said he didn't really notice it while reading the books but seeing it on tv kind of threw it into stark contrast.

Overall I've gotta agree with Himu- this is the best season of the show to date, and there are honestly few things I'd change about what they did.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on June 09, 2013, 10:41:54 PM
I'm weird, but I think they should have ended the season with the Red Wedding.

That being said, I did like Arya's character development, them sewing the wolf's head on Robb, and Reek.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2013, 10:44:59 PM
:bow Arya and the Hound :bow2

Murder Stark is Best Stark :smug

Fuck- forgot until just now, but even Sansa was tolerable this episode
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2013, 10:45:32 PM
Sam's character development is the best by a long shot, I think. They perfectly nailed how Sam grows from the guy who pisses himself (literally) to the guy who sometimes pisses himself but comes out of the whole thing that much stronger.

I was actually starting to respect Sam, just like how I do with him when I read the books. I remember when I first read A Storm of Swords. I HATED Sam's chapters. He pissed his pants too much, he was a bitch. Then he slays an Other, and meets Bran, and his character just launches from there.

I thought the tv show would fuck up Sam's moment to shine just like they did with Arya last season because they didn't introduce the Dragonglass until mid-way but I think they properly conveyed how he goes from boy to a boy that's just a little more tough on the inside.

Wonderful acting.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Still re-reading ASOS and I gotta say I'm baffled at the halfway point they chose

ASOS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
They wasted so much time with Theon that could have gone somewhere else. IMO this half should have featured the attack on the Wall and Ygritte's death. Then next season you start with them preparing for the bigger battle; the producers have mentioned that they believe the show will have a massive battle every other season, so with that in mind the Wall battle will be huge. I'm not sure how long they can stall Jon's story next season before getting to the battle. I really hope Stannis doesn't show up at the Wall in episode 9, for instance, because there's simply not enough material to stall like that. Ygritte should die in the S4 premier or within the first four eps, then have the huge battle in ep 5 or so? Jon's arc would end with him becoming Lord Commander.

The Purple Wedding seems like it should be ep 4 next season. HBO tends to send out DVD screeners that include four episodes, the last of which features a big moment to impress the reviewers; what better way than to kill Joffery in the fourth episode. The rest of the season would be Tyrion preparing for trial, the trial, Gregor v Red Viper, Tywin's death (ep9?), and the finale being Tyrion on a ship heading for Dany (trollolol)
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 09, 2013, 11:13:06 PM
White Savior Dany was an embarrassing ending. Bleh. And the Stannis/Davos letter scene was the complete opposite of the books.

Not everything is about race; Jesus Christ, Zephyr.
Oh come the fuck on. Essos is one big mashup of "Oriental" stereotypes. You've read the books, don't be daft.

As for the adaptation, no, that was not how it was in the books re: Dany and "Mhysa." It certainly didn't involve goofy-ass crowdsurfing. Looked like a Pepsi commercial.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 01:09:29 AM
Personally I thought that was one of the worst episodes of the show, which is pretty much the same thing I thought about last season's finale. It had a few nice moments but overall I'm just baffled at how listless and anti-climactic so much of it was. HBO tends to use finales for pure set up, but I feel like this episode could have featured a rather "big" event without losing much of anything from the other stories. I'm referring to

ASOS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the initial widling skirmish attack on the Wall. It would have given the episode more of an emotional thrust with the death of Ygritte, and also set up for the bigger battle next season.
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I liked Davos' scenes but Stannis felt completely off, then that final scene...wow. "The war of the Five Kings doesn't matter anymore, let's go to the Wall." :lol

Didn't like the Arya scene either. As I predicted last year, the butterfly effect reared its ugly head.

Definitely one of the worst written episodes too. Eh. Oh well, next season will feature some awesome stuff. Seems like they're making some pretty big changes to the Greyjoy stuff which will be interesting, but I wonder if viewers will give a shit about any of that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 10, 2013, 01:39:32 AM
book spoilers
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I wonder if they're gonna accelerate the stuff in the North, skip over some shit and maybe have a lot of Book 4/5 stuff happen next season?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 02:02:51 AM
ASOS/ADWD

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They pretty much have to, if Bran is going to appear for instance; maybe they'll reveal Coldhands in the season premier. How everything else plays out will depend on how fast they move Stannis. I feel like the big battle at the Wall could happen by the fourth episode, meaning Stannis will arrive then. I don't believe next season will feature the "Arya" wedding for instance, although I can imagine it'll be discussed. I could see the big Manderly "The North Remembers" reveal happening, because otherwise what will Davos do all season? Maybe he'll go to the Wall with Stannis briefly?

S5 will probably be the "Arya" wedding and the Winterfell battle. Also tonight's Rat King mention convinces me that they'll include the Frey pie thing, which should be fun.

I have a feeling they're going to stretch a lot of shit out. 1/3 of ASOS is left, and while it's pretty titanic stuff clearly they're adding filler (Yara lol). Joffery better die within the first four episodes, and the Wall attack better not be the ep9 big moment sigh...
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 10, 2013, 04:00:04 AM
Blonde Jesus.

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With a rack.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: cool breeze on June 10, 2013, 08:52:37 AM
I'm weird, but I think they should have ended the season with the Red Wedding.

That being said, I did like Arya's character development, them sewing the wolf's head on Robb, and Reek.

Ending on the Red Wedding wouldn't let them revel in it for another year.  It's like how the penultimate episode of season 1 ends on Ned's execution and the finale shows his head on a spike.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 10, 2013, 09:01:52 AM
Not even gonna bother ranting about the butchering the showrunners have done with Stannis Baratheon since you guys seem to be blind to it, awful finale.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Barry Egan on June 10, 2013, 09:10:16 AM
Not even gonna bother ranting about the butchering the showrunners have done with Stannis Baratheon since you guys seem to be blind to it, awful finale.

and yet they have you on the hook season after season.  jokes on you bro.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 10, 2013, 09:18:53 AM
>Implaying I pay for HBO.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Reb on June 10, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
>implaying
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2013, 09:44:00 AM
Stannis is an unlikable dick. His characterization is fine. He later comes into his own due to dark humor but we haven't even gotten that far yet.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 10, 2013, 10:04:15 AM
His characterization is not fine he is nothing like his book version, every scene in Dragonstone was fucking awful.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 10, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
His characterization is not fine he is nothing like his book version, every scene in Dragonstone was fucking awful.

I'm pretty sure you're the only person who gives a shit

The important thing to get about Stannis is that he's an intractable dick who does what he feels is just and right

Have to say they got that part right

Everything else is just FUD, and you're the only one who cares about it
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
Ironically I re-read that Dragonstone chapter before seeing the finale. Stannis is one of my favorite characters (as is Davos) and I thought last night's scene was bad. Stannis has a lot of dramatic dialogue in ASOS which I figured would translate well on the show, but so far they have just made him a joke. And Melisandre's reaction to the letter was laughable IMO.

I like the show but it really doesn't trust viewers with subtlety or foreshadowing. Last night could have used some tension or drama, and I thought the letter reading would provide some. Instead its bow wrapped like "time to head to the Wall lol."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2013, 11:48:11 AM
Yeah, that part was bad. It undercooks one of the best things Stannis has done in the series. The tv viewers can't handle subtlety, Phoenix Dark. They had to literally shout out that Ramsay is Bolton's son in order for viewers to connect HEY THAT CROSS THEON IS ON IS THE SAME SIGIL THAT BOLTON WEARS because they're idiots so of course the tv show does this. D&D knows their audience.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 10, 2013, 03:41:05 PM
The problem with Dany's scene was that the same scene happened when she freed the unsullied, except it was pulled off much better.  The Dany stuff from last week should have been moved to this week, and a few things that happened this week could have happened last week.  The episode had it's moments, but it was much too chaotic trying to fit every single storyline in.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 06:08:11 PM
Elio hits the nail on the head again
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But there were a deal of things that seemed rather thin in this episode. The jarringly obvious way in which they had Walder Frey lead Roose Bolton into an explanation of what “really happened” at Winterfell and with Theon Greyjoy shocked us because it seemed such a shoddy way to dispense with a mystery they had toyed with (against, in our view, wisdom) the entire season. And truth be told, we’re not the only ones, as Alan Sepinwall (a non-reader) called the time spent on it all into question. This seems to be a case of the writers once more taking time out of the dense plot threads that provide the story its momentum to service an actor they enjoy working with, much as they did with Richard Madden last season. But as we’ve said before, the actors are there to serve the story, not vice versa, and it is perhaps getting to be high time for Benioff and Weiss to start taking this seriously. As it is, the real turn for many was Theon’s transformation into “Reek”... and apparently a couple of punches to the face are sufficient to achieve that, which feels quite hollow in retrospect. I’m not calling for more extensive, brutal torture, but it might have served to leave us seeing Ramsay Snow sharpening knives and promising that by the end of the day, Theon will only answer to Reek. Imagined tortures are always worse than what can be depicted on the screen.
http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Episodes/Entry/Mhysa/Book_Spoilers/  (link not safe for book readers)


The basic gist is what Contra and others have said. Using finales to settle every single arc leads to stretched, unsatisfying television and also leads to filler. Based on non-reader friends, the "big" Ramsay Snow reveal was underwhelming and didn't redeem Theon's arc of being tortured for multiple episodes. There is no payoff or reason why he was on screen for more than half the episodes for a book he doesn't appear in....other than to provide filler material. Likewise, I feel like Bran's arc could have ended last episode, while Dany's ep9 stuff could be moved to the finale; that would at least give it a nice fight (the Daario/Jorah/Grey Worm battle), and end with Dany freeing the slaves. Instead she just shows up for the finale 3 minutes of the episode (an unfortunately common theme all season).

While I enjoyed the Small Council scene, I was quite surprised it didn't set anything up for next season. Obviously people realize a wedding is coming, but people knew that last season as well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 10, 2013, 06:15:50 PM
The Stannis stuff continues to be boring.  He did almost nothing all season, and they ended with...he's going to the wall?  Maybe?  I mean did he even need to be in the show this season outside of maybe one or two episodes?  If they wanted the White Walker announcement to have some impact, why not have Tywin or Joffrey find out about it, books be damned.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 06:18:38 PM
That's the thing though. They get the letter in the books too, everyone gets it. I thought it would be brought up during the Small Council meeting, and casually laughed off like last season. It would have made for a nice contrast to see the difference between Joffery, Tyrion, Tywin, and Stannis.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 10, 2013, 06:24:02 PM
I figured everyone got it, but Stannis' reaction is to change course and head towards the wall or something?  Does anyone else care?  The whole thing was handled poorly.  The main issues I have with the season were some pacing stuff, but Stannis and Theon were actual problems.  Too much time on both of them if they aren't going to do anything. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 10, 2013, 06:31:35 PM
The Stannis heading for the wall thing isn't supposed to be so blatant, for one. Now we know exactly what he's doing, which is the problem with all of this seasons issues: lack of sublety and overdoing  things (Theon) that will resolve themselves through the narrative.

In A Dance With Dragons, when you meet Reek, you haven't seen him for three books. You don't even know it's Theon until it dawns on you. We know everything that happens to Theon simply due to his current situation. He is absolutely scared of Ramsey to the point where he has forgotten who he even is or how long time has lapsed. The tv show, instead, resolves to show the entire ordeal. It could be said that they had no choice because actors come and go and if he leaves GoT he [alfie] could have other commitments later, but I don't believe that shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
Agreed. Take Theon out alone and there would have been room for some bigger stuff to happen. Stannis...meh. But it goes back to the comment about the story being twisted to serve the actors. Liam Cunningham (Davos) is an amazing actor for instance; seriously, everyone should see Hunger, and I loved him in The Little Princess (haven't seen it in years, might just be nostalgia talking). Likewise, Stephen Dillane (Stannis) is a very good actor. But I don't agree with creating filler material just to keep semi-big actors on screen. Cunningham is very passionate about the show but you can just tell the writers give him material (like the Flea Bottom monologue last night) just to see him act, rather than to serve the plot.

It must be an issue of contracts; you can't have an actor without giving him work I guess. But if that's the case, why do they keep casting relatively big actors?

Most fans think Davos is a boring character; I'm in the minority and really like him (and Stannis). I feel like their entire arc could have been resolved within 4 episodes at most instead of a constant stream of short scenes every episode. Or they could have made it more faithful by not wasting time with Theon...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 10, 2013, 06:42:41 PM
Davos is a good character wasted on a boring storyline.  I think everyone knows Stannis is going to DO SOME SHIT, but why not either put it off or advance the plot a little bit?  Theon didn't need to be in this season at all, but maybe there's a contractual issue or some shit.  Dunno.  But really all they needed to do was make this episode the big Dany one instead of breaking it into two episodes.  I mean who even remembers that Daario, Jorah and Grey Worm stormed the city in the last episode considering what came after?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 10, 2013, 07:04:29 PM
To be fair, from what I've heard/read Conan Stevens was an asshole on set and HBO decided not to bring him back. Even if they did ask him back it's unlikely he would have agreed considering he won a big role in The Hobbit.

He was rather upset with how the tourney fight in S1 was shot. Apparently they shot a big duel, like in the book, but edited it down to a small scene for the episode; he wanted the whole scene shown so he could add it to his actor reel, and was understandably upset at the scaled back footage.

It's a shame considering he looks exactly like The Mountain.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on June 11, 2013, 07:16:34 PM
>implaying

Pretty sure that was Shae's job description.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on June 17, 2013, 10:16:09 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/05973803ca84d63e4edf282c751fe4d4/tumblr_moj552kZYs1qjm6tmo1_500.jpg)

...AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 17, 2013, 11:48:21 PM
YOU GOTTA HAVE A MONTAGE, BRO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npdARG8ffms
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on June 18, 2013, 12:40:19 PM
where's the last ep? i thought it was supposed to air this past sunday.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2013, 01:11:30 PM
It aired a week ago.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2013, 06:00:59 PM
Martin's response to the racial criticisms hurled at the finale/"white savior" scene. It's from his blog comments so I won't post a link, as multiple comments contain spoilers.

Martin:
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Most of these people have obviously not read the books.

If they had, they would know there is no racial component to slavery as practiced on Essos. It is based on slavery as it existed in the ancient world. The Romans and Greek were just as willing to enslave other Greeks and Romans as they were Celts, Goths, Germans, and Africans. It's on the page.

However, when you are filming scenes in Morocco, and you put out a call for extras, it's Moroccans who show up. Most of them are darker skinned than our European actors (though there is actually a lot of different races and ethnic groups represented in the country, including Arabs, Berbers, Africans, French, etc). It is not so different from shooting a scene in Belfast and putting out a call for extras, whereupon a lot of Irish show up.

We fly our actors from country to country and continent to continent, at considerable expense, but that's not a practical consideration when dealing with extras. So in any big crowd scene, the prevailing skin color is always going to echo that of whatever the location is that you're shooting in.

But just for the record, yes, Dany is white, just as she has been from the beginning, and she may or may not be a savior (the last scene in "Mhysa" is not the end of her journey by any means), but she frees slaves of all colors, races, creeds, and nationalities.

Personally I thought the scene was horrible, but my problem was more with how it was shot than the races involved per se. It just came off very cheesy.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 18, 2013, 06:08:00 PM
That's my general problem with the entire show. Didn't make it very far into season 2. But I generally cringe at acting a lot more than the average person seems to.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 18, 2013, 06:41:00 PM
Weren't the Targaryans originally from Essos to begin with before invading Westeros?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2013, 06:41:55 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2013, 07:38:42 PM
Weren't the Targaryans originally from Essos to begin with before invading Westeros?

Yes. Valyria was basically Greece/Rome, or Atlantis lol.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 18, 2013, 07:41:09 PM
Or Pompeii.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: drew on June 21, 2013, 12:43:18 AM
It aired a week ago.

mhysa? that hardly seemed like a season ended to me...and i could have sworn i saw a promo for the next weeks ep
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 21, 2013, 04:46:36 PM
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Picard owns Kirk, and he's going to star in the next Star Wars.........

So pwned lol.

Sorry guys, wrong thread.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: MCD on June 21, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
I don't read books and this is the only TV show I watch and for the third time it made my cock wanting more and more of it.

Now to wait another year. Fuck.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 21, 2013, 06:30:59 PM
Watch OZ in the meantime.

Popfact: the actor Winston Kodogo appeared in both OZ and Lost. Both roles negatively reinforce the usual role of the the strong negro. In OZ: Nigerian, homosexual, rapist, Islam, drugs, violence. In Lost: Somalian, damaged war-child/religious maniac.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on June 21, 2013, 06:49:57 PM
Oz does take place in a prison.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 03:34:58 PM
The Red Viper has been cast.
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/06/28/Pedro-Pascal.jpg)
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The most anticipated new role coming to the fourth season of Game of Thrones has been filled.

Prince Oberyn Martell will be played by Chilean actor Pedro Pascal, who has previously had arcs on CBS’ The Good Wife, ABC’s Red Widow and USA’s Graceland.

For those who haven’t read the books, here’s a spoiler-free description of the character:
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Oberyn is a brash, charming, cunning prince of Dorne (part of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros). His sister Elia was brutally murdered by the Lannister knight Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane when Mad King Aerys was overthrown by Robert Baratheon and the Lannisters. In season four, Oberyn comes to King’s Landing with revenge on his mind.
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Also: Nearly every Thrones character has a nickname and Oberyn has one of the coolest: The Red Viper.

“This was a tough one,” say showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss about the casting.
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“The Red Viper is sexy and charming, yet believably dangerous; intensely likable, yet driven by hate. The boys love him, the girls love him, and he loves them all back. Unless your last name is Lannister. We found a fellow who can handle the job description and make it seem effortless. He wasn’t easy to find and he won’t be easy to stop.”
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HBO hasn’t yet announced its Comic-Con plans, but if you’re headed to San Diego, it’s safe to assume Thrones will have a presence this year. Game of Thrones returns in 2014.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/06/28/thrones-red-viper-oberyn/

I like. Alas I'm guessing we're going to get some...ASOS spoiler
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bad gay sex scene, or maybe a bisexual threesome to really drive the point home
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 03:43:21 PM
:snoop

Making the Martell's look like the rest of Westeros. You fucking cock suckers. :snoop FUCK.

I'm glad he's Chilean at least but I really hope they dress this guy up in pretty makeup, because I am NOT getting nipple boners over this man. :beli I was hoping Oberyn would be sexy. :beli
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 03:48:09 PM
He's Chilean so he fits the description of a "salty Dornishmen"...I like it.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 28, 2013, 03:48:30 PM
 :what the fuck himu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 03:50:09 PM
The Dornish are supposed to be darker skinned. They live in the goddamn desert.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 03:53:51 PM
Uh...

Two types of Dornish are described. The darker ones who live further out in the desert, and those closer to the shore who have fairer skin. He's a fairer skin, "salty" Dornishman.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 03:56:13 PM
Phoenix :beli

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Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair. They are fishermen and sailors, hard men who sail the ships of the Dornish fleet.[4]
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 03:58:07 PM
I give the Dornish Spanish accents.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on June 28, 2013, 03:58:34 PM
Sounds like Spain to me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 04:02:20 PM
I give the Dornish Spanish accents.

That's exactly what it is according to the author. Or Palestine.

Himu: how does that not describe the actor chosen.
(http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/69061/pedro_pascal.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 04:04:24 PM
Phoenix:

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Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair. They are fishermen and sailors, hard men who sail the ships of the Dornish fleet.[4]

Sandy Dornishmen live in the deserts and the long river valleys, faces burned brown by the hot Dornish sun, they are even darker than the salty Dornishmen.[4]

Stony Dornishmen live in the passes and heights of the Red Mountains. They have the most Andal and First Men blood and mostly resemble the other people of the Seven Kingdoms in look, customs and traditions. They are brown-haired or blond with faces that are freckled or burned by the sun.[4]

Where does it say in the books Oberyn is a salty?

I give the Dornish Spanish accents.

That's exactly what it is according to the author. Or Palestine.

Himu: how does that not describe the actor chosen.
(http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/69061/pedro_pascal.jpg)

That's a much better pic.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 04:05:43 PM
It says he's salty in ASOS, and Elio says he's salty, end of story

link to westeros wiki in spoiler tags, don't click it has spoilers
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http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Oberyn_Martell
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2013, 04:12:27 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 28, 2013, 08:20:30 PM
If they give him a spray tan I think he'll look closer to Oberyn.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 08:23:17 PM
Not everyone knows that backstory btw, might be considered spoilers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2013, 08:58:06 PM
I give the Dornish Spanish accents.

That's exactly what it is according to the author. Or Palestine.

Himu: how does that not describe the actor chosen.
(http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/69061/pedro_pascal.jpg)

Looks like the lovechild of Ricky Martin and Brandon Flowers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 30, 2013, 09:22:57 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 30, 2013, 09:46:09 PM
Dorne strikes me more as a Spain that assimilated the Moors. Weren't they refugees from around Valyria or something?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2013, 09:52:04 PM
The Dornish have Rhoynar blood from an Rhoynish invasion but with Andal (westerosi mainstream) culture. Rhoyne is from Essos continent so you're correct. Nymeria was the Rhoynish Queen who led said conquest and settled in Dorne.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2013, 10:08:57 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.
Dorne strikes me more as a Spain that assimilated the Moors. Weren't they refugees from around Valyria or something?

I don't think the majority of Moors were black, if that's what you saying.   Some were, but most were Arab and Berber who I doubt I would say would be very different from many other Spaniards;  they all seem to have a golden Mediterranean tan. 

I was expecting a more Mediterranean look to a Dornish dude, but I'll wait for makeup before being disappointed. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2013, 10:26:56 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 30, 2013, 10:30:44 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.
Jesus christ PD

Jesus
ugh

Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair.

...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Y'all are racist. Who cares?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on June 30, 2013, 10:36:45 PM
No we're not.  :maf

This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.
Dorne strikes me more as a Spain that assimilated the Moors. Weren't they refugees from around Valyria or something?

I don't think the majority of Moors were black, if that's what you saying.   Some were, but most were Arab and Berber who I doubt I would say would be very different from many other Spaniards;  they all seem to have a golden Mediterranean tan. 

I was expecting a more Mediterranean look to a Dornish dude, but I'll wait for makeup before being disappointed.
That's not what I'm saying at least.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on June 30, 2013, 11:36:42 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.

You are thinking of the Stony Dornishmen.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2013, 11:52:51 PM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.
Jesus christ PD

Jesus
ugh

Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair.

...

So why is Oberyn described as a fair olive skin? You do realize "olive" doesn't mean brown as fuck.

i'm not debating this anymore. fucking nerds
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2013, 12:00:12 AM
"Fucking nerds" in a Asoiaf thread :teehee
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on July 01, 2013, 12:10:22 AM
lol I think PD is the only person on this planet that thinks Oberyn has light skin.

Just look at the pics in the wiki link you posted!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on July 01, 2013, 12:18:35 AM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.
Jesus christ PD

Jesus
ugh

Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair.

...

So why is Oberyn described as a fair olive skin? You do realize "olive" doesn't mean brown as fuck.

i'm not debating this anymore. fucking nerds
"Typically olive skin is a darker complexion that is naturally tanned." ... Wikipedia just keeps making you look silly about this.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2013, 12:33:23 AM
"Fucking nerds" in a Asoiaf thread :teehee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2013, 12:44:40 AM
This pretty much confirms Dorne = Spain shortly after they kicked the Moors out.

And I have to agree with Himu, I've always imagined The Red Viper having my skin tone not a white Chilean.

But the book clearly says the salty Dornishmen are more fair skinned...and Oberyn is a salty Dornishman.
Jesus christ PD

Jesus
ugh

Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair.

...

So why is Oberyn described as a fair olive skin? You do realize "olive" doesn't mean brown as fuck.

i'm not debating this anymore. fucking nerds
"Typically olive skin is a darker complexion that is naturally tanned." ... Wikipedia just keeps making you look silly about this.

the actor looks pretty olive skinned to me
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Snake on July 01, 2013, 03:30:46 AM
PD is right, y'all. "Sandy" Dornishmen are clearly meant to be the equivalent of Spaniards with arab characteristics, found most predominately in Southern Spain due to the muslim conquest (and the arabs/berbers of Spain weren't/aren't especially dark-skinned in the first place). "Stony" Dornishmen are the equivalent of Spaniards who are from the northeast and closest to France, the whitest of all. "Salty," what the Martells are, are inbetween.

And the actor they've cast fits this to a T.
(http://i.imgur.com/bncWNgB.jpg)

I actually have worries as to whether the he will be able pull off the role (hasn't distinguished himself in any role and isn't British), but he certainly isn't wrong in the visual sense.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2013, 07:42:15 AM
That pic is perfect.

The others not so much.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Reb on July 01, 2013, 09:34:35 AM
Dude looks salty as fuck.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Reb on July 01, 2013, 09:34:51 AM
I mean, I would lick him for taste.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on July 01, 2013, 01:16:43 PM
Looks like an older much more manlier Shia LaBeouf.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: brawndolicious on July 01, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
If you're going to call somebody manly, I wouldn't start with Shia as my template. Nose and cheeks seem too different anyways. I would say he looks like a handsomer Jeremy Renner.

And they can just do the body make-up thing that they do to that Columbian MILF Al Bundy is married to on Modern Family.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2013, 03:40:46 PM
Quote
"I wasn't present for Pedro Pascal's audition, but I understand that he really killed it with his reading. And since his casting was announced, the producer of another TV show on which he appeared recently has written me to say how terrific Pascal is, and to congratulate us on the casting. So I suspect that he will turn out to be a wonderful Red Viper.

I do know that David and Dan and HBO do favor having a racially and ethnically diverse cast on the series. It is true that we've lost several black characters who appear in the novels (Chataya and Alayaya, Jalabhar Xho, Strong Belwas), but to balance that, characters like Salladhor Saan and Xaro Xhoan Daxos, both white in the books, have been played by black actors. Missandei as well, though in the books the Naathi are golden-skinned, not white.

As for the Dornishmen, well, though by and large I reject one to one analogies, I've always pictured the "salty Dornish" as being more Mediterranean than African in appearance; Greek, Spanish, Italian, Portugese, etc. Dark hair and eyes, olive skin. Pedro Pascal is Chilean. (Check out Amok's version of the Red Viper, that's how I saw him. Or Magali Villenueve's beautiful and sexy portrait of Princess Arianne).

When and if the show introduces Prince Oberyn's daughters, the Sand Snakes, I expect we will see the same diversity as in the books, ranging from Tyene (blond and blue-eyed) to Sarella (light brown skin, as her mother was a Summer Islander). And I expect that the crew of the CINNAMON WIND will all be cast with black actors..."
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/grrm-comments-on-red-viper-casting-and-more/

told ya
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 08:35:46 PM
Nerd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on July 04, 2013, 10:01:16 PM
Quote
"I wasn't present for Pedro Pascal's audition, but I understand that he really killed it with his reading. And since his casting was announced, the producer of another TV show on which he appeared recently has written me to say how terrific Pascal is, and to congratulate us on the casting. So I suspect that he will turn out to be a wonderful Red Viper.

I do know that David and Dan and HBO do favor having a racially and ethnically diverse cast on the series. It is true that we've lost several black characters who appear in the novels (Chataya and Alayaya, Jalabhar Xho, Strong Belwas), but to balance that, characters like Salladhor Saan and Xaro Xhoan Daxos, both white in the books, have been played by black actors. Missandei as well, though in the books the Naathi are golden-skinned, not white.

As for the Dornishmen, well, though by and large I reject one to one analogies, I've always pictured the "salty Dornish" as being more Mediterranean than African in appearance; Greek, Spanish, Italian, Portugese, etc. Dark hair and eyes, olive skin. Pedro Pascal is Chilean. (Check out Amok's version of the Red Viper, that's how I saw him. Or Magali Villenueve's beautiful and sexy portrait of Princess Arianne).

When and if the show introduces Prince Oberyn's daughters, the Sand Snakes, I expect we will see the same diversity as in the books, ranging from Tyene (blond and blue-eyed) to Sarella (light brown skin, as her mother was a Summer Islander). And I expect that the crew of the CINNAMON WIND will all be cast with black actors..."
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/grrm-comments-on-red-viper-casting-and-more/

told ya
No, you didn't... ? You were arguing that salty Dornishmen were not olive-skinned and dark-haired. You didn't tell us shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2013, 10:17:39 PM
when did I say they weren't dark haired? He's described as a fair olive skin bro...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2013, 01:14:46 PM
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The wishes of the showrunners and fans alike have come true! Neil Marshall, who directed the stunning and pivotal Blackwater in season two, is returning to the show according to Empire Online.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/neil-marshall-returns-to-direct-s4-finale/

 :mynicca
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2013, 01:15:27 PM
:gladbron
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2013, 01:48:35 PM
my question

asos spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
This seems to mean they'll be delaying the Wall battle until episode 9, which is baffling. Assuming the initial skirmish/Ygritte's death occurs within the first four episodes, how the hell are they going to stretch things out for the remainder episodes until the ninth? Maybe some "preparing for battle" scenes, plus the initial arrow attack? That would work to highlight that the battle occurs over the course of many days I guess, but I still fear they'll place some boring filler in there.

If I had to guess a skeleton outline of the season...

EP1 - Red Viper introduction, Jon warning Wall of ambush, wedding prep, Mereen*
EP2 - Mereen champion vs...whoever replaces Strong Belwas. Hopefully Barriston, more likely Daario
EP3 - Ygritte's death?
EP4 - Purple Wedding, Sansa escape
EP5 - Tyrion trial prep, Mance arrives at Wall
EP6 - Tyrion's trial, arrow attack on Wall, Jorah betrayal revealed
EP7 - Jorah/Barriston/Grey Worm infiltrate Mereen sewers
EP8 - Red Viper v Mountain
EP9 - Battle on Wall, Stannis arrival
EP10 - Tywin's death, Lord Commander Snow, Queen Dany, Stoneheart

*I think the show will give Dany a reason to go to Mereen. Many viewers are under the assumption that she "won" and thus will be going to Westeros after that S3 ending. If she merely waltzes to Mereen to free slaves again, I think people will be disappointed. Perhaps the best way to handle this would be to have a Mereen assassin attempt to kill Dany in EP1, and in the process either kill one of her friends (Missandei?) or capture someone. It would be a change, but ASOS does feature an attempt on Dany's life (Mero, who was killed off in S3). That would give her a quite a revenge motive, and give the first episode a nice cliff hanger.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2013, 02:05:54 PM
I'm worried they won't do

asos

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the wall battles justice. :(
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2013, 05:00:43 PM
I'm worried they won't do

asos

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the wall battles justice. :(
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Not worried considering Marshall is directing.

spoiler ASOS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Obviously the scope will be reduced like the Blackwater, due to it being impossible to film exactly what happens in the books on a TV budget. But it'll be awesome I'm sure, and with Marshall being confirmed so early he'll have time to plan for the shoot - unlike with the Blackwater ep, where he was literally a last minute hire after the previous director had to bail out.

I wonder if it'll be shown from multiple perspectives. Jon was on top of the Wall for most of the battle while Noye defended the gate; meanwhile Bowen Marsh defended the Bridge of Skulls and was injured. Not sure if Noye will be cast but I'm sure there will be some type of giant fight.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2013, 05:08:53 PM
Characters like Pyp may be more prominent next season for that reason.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 09, 2013, 06:40:11 PM
Show needs more Dolorous Edd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Akala on July 09, 2013, 09:44:48 PM
thank you guys for putting book titles over spoiler tags.  :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
dunno if this was posted already. pretty cool (no spoilers, just a flashback in the first book that wasn't in the first season)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Mp8MzAjAY

:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2013, 10:09:56 PM
dunno if this was posted already. pretty cool (no spoilers, just a flashback in the first book that wasn't in the first season)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Mp8MzAjAY

:lawd

:bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 09, 2013, 10:45:00 PM
dunno if this was posted already. pretty cool (no spoilers, just a flashback in the first book that wasn't in the first season)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Mp8MzAjAY

:lawd

:bow The Sword of the Morning :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on July 10, 2013, 01:49:08 AM
One of the best scenes of the book :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on July 10, 2013, 09:18:29 PM
http://geekologie.com/2013/07/badass-the-iron-throne-george-rr-martin.php
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2013, 09:22:18 PM
for those who don't click on link
(http://geekologie.com/2013/07/10/real-iron-throne-1.jpg)

Martin
Quote
This Iron Throne is massive. Ugly. Assymetric. It's a throne made by blacksmiths hammering together half-melted, broken, twisted swords, wrenched from the hands of dead men or yielded up by defeated foes... a symbol of conquest... it has the steps I describe, and the height. From on top, the king dominates the throne room. And there are thousands of swords in it, not just a few. This Iron Throne is scary. And not at all a comfortable seat, just as Aegon intended.


Also: Neil Marshall confirmed for episode 9 of S4. Boom.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on July 10, 2013, 09:26:11 PM
Jeez...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2013, 09:39:46 PM
When I first read GoT I imagined it looking like a larger version of this. But now nearly as large as that other picture. Shit is insanely awesome.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DHjMqTKgLFI/S7oR6jl1QmI/AAAAAAAAAHs/aH8MuK9Pniw/s1600/jaime-lannister.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 10, 2013, 10:25:19 PM
That's my kingslayer :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

JAIME LANNISTER :heart
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2013, 10:37:49 AM
The giant throne would look kind of ridiculous in the show.  It would necessitate a lot of shouting and wide shots, which would be idiotic for a show with such a great cast.  Better they left it small.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2013, 10:39:19 AM
definitely agreed. but god it looks badass

I think the show version is awesome. My only (minor) complaint is that it doesn't really look like someone could die on it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2013, 10:42:09 AM
Yeah, but that would necessitate someone explaining it out loud in the show.  Works much better in the book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
You don't want to see this scene, Contra?

random whore: fuck meeee
*loud sex noises*
Grand Maester Prycelle: Next time, shave your cunt, young girl
random whore: you afraid my cunt will cut you, m'lord?
Grand Maester Prycelle: Men have died from less
random whore: I've always wanted to fuck on the Iron Throne
Grand Maester Prycelle: Summer child, have you heard what happened to Maegor Targaryen, the first of his name?
*oral sex begins*
random whore: no, m'lord
Grand Maester Prycelle: He was quite a brutal man, yet an effective king. Don't use your teeth, girl
random whore: sorry m'lord. No hands?
Grand Maester Prycelle: Indeed. What was I saying? Oh yes, Maegor. He protected the realm, yet executed many of his wives for failing to give him an heir. He also completed construction of the Red Keep, including the hidden secret passages throughout the castle
random whore: mayhaps we could fuck there, m'lord?
Grand Maester Prycelle: Maegor had the builders executed after its completion. No one knows where they are...
*Prycelle shouts in ecstasy as he reaches climax*
random whore, as she wipes cum from her mouth: what happened to King Maegor, m'lord?
Grand Maester Prycelle: One day while sitting on the Iron Throne he died of a grievous injury. Many say that one of the sharpest blades on the throne killed him.
random girl: Oh. Well mayhaps we could fuck in the Maidenvault?

 :holeup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2013, 11:15:26 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2013, 11:18:23 AM
Yeah, but that would necessitate someone explaining it out loud in the show.  Works much better in the book.

Well, that's pretty easy. It's said that one must never rest while on the Iron Throne because its knives and daggers and steel will stab and cut you. Stabs and cuts from the Iron Throne are a sign of a bad king. All it'd take is one scene with Ned as Hand, sitting on the edge of the throne and someone like Littlefinger wondering why his butt is on guard while on the throne, and Ned would offer a little history to the making of the throne.

Later on, they could show Joffrey getting cut by the throne repeatedly to reinforce this.

Easy.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2013, 11:19:03 AM
When GRR Martin dies next year with 500 pages left of TWOW I'm pushing for PD to finish the series.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2013, 11:20:04 AM
Next year? More like next week! Get crackin, Maurice!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2013, 03:28:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4ZPULXJKw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 21, 2013, 04:06:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4ZPULXJKw

Forgot the Maegi
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2013, 01:34:30 PM
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Indira Varma cast as Ellaria Sand
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/indira-varma.jpg)

More casting news, hot off the presses! James Hibberd of Entertainment Weekly has reported that Indira Varma will join the cast as Ellaria Sand in season 4 of Game of Thrones. Ellaria Sand is the paramour of Prince Oberyn Martell aka “The Red Viper”, who was also recently cast. She will accompany her lover when he arrives in King’s Landing this season.

Indira Varma should be familiar to fans of HBO’s Rome as she played Niobe, the wife of Kevin McKidd’s Lucius Vorenus. She is the third Rome veteran to join the cast, following in the footsteps of Ciarán Hinds and Tobias Menzies who were added last season. Like most of the cast, her acting roots are in theater but she has since moved into television. In addition to her starring turn on Rome, Varma has also appeared in Bones, Luther and Human Target.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/indira-varma-cast-as-ellaria-sand/


Recently a fan accidentally drove through an area where the show was filming in Belfast and saw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gwendoline Christie/Brienne and Daniel Portman/Podrick on set. Confirms we'll see AFFC material
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1opUjA7_g#at=364
(skip to 6min mark)

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2013, 02:01:45 PM
PERFECT!!!Ellaria Sand is perfect! :rock Sandsnakes! :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tucah on July 26, 2013, 02:38:21 PM
Yep, I really like the Ellaria Sand casting.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 09:36:28 PM
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Roger Ashton-Griffiths cast as Mace Tyrell

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE1NzIwMjAzMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDAzMjIzMQ@@._V1._SY314_CR46,0,214,314_.jpg)
George R. R. Martin doled out the clues and it didn’t take long for our readers to solve them. Martin has now confirmed our guess was correct: Roger Ashton-Griffiths has been cast as Mace Tyrell.

Mace Tyrell is the lord of Highgarden and head of House Tyrell. He is the son of Olenna Tyrell and father to Loras and Margaery. He is, in the words of his mother, a bit of an oaf.

Roger Ashton-Griffiths is a British character actor with a long and busy career. He appeared on the big screen in Gangs of New York, A Knight’s Tale and The Brothers Grimm. On television, he has had roles in Torchwood and The Tudors.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/roger-ashton-griffiths-cast-as-mace-tyrell/

Awesome news. Wow, the cast in King's Landing continues be stellar.

I first saw him in NBC's The Odyssey miniseries. He's perfect for the role.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2013, 09:58:08 PM
Omg :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Tucah on July 29, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
Goddamn this show really knows how to nail casting
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2013, 10:55:00 PM
when i see mance on got tv i just smell fart.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2013, 11:18:55 PM
SAME :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 11:28:19 PM
Yea, even before I saw any art I mentally pictured Jon to look like the Michael Komarck version. With a beard of course.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2013, 11:31:08 PM
this site has been stealing bandwidth
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 11:32:25 PM
Ah. Well it's the Michael Komarck one, no surprise. IMO he's the best asoiaf artist.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on July 30, 2013, 08:58:07 AM
Quote
Indira Varma cast as Ellaria Sand
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/indira-varma.jpg)

More casting news, hot off the presses! James Hibberd of Entertainment Weekly has reported that Indira Varma will join the cast as Ellaria Sand in season 4 of Game of Thrones. Ellaria Sand is the paramour of Prince Oberyn Martell aka “The Red Viper”, who was also recently cast. She will accompany her lover when he arrives in King’s Landing this season.

Indira Varma should be familiar to fans of HBO’s Rome as she played Niobe, the wife of Kevin McKidd’s Lucius Vorenus. She is the third Rome veteran to join the cast, following in the footsteps of Ciarán Hinds and Tobias Menzies who were added last season. Like most of the cast, her acting roots are in theater but she has since moved into television. In addition to her starring turn on Rome, Varma has also appeared in Bones, Luther and Human Target.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/07/indira-varma-cast-as-ellaria-sand/


Recently a fan accidentally drove through an area where the show was filming in Belfast and saw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gwendoline Christie/Brienne and Daniel Portman/Podrick on set. Confirms we'll see AFFC material
[close]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1opUjA7_g#at=364
(skip to 6min mark)

Isn't she also the ex-wife in Idris Elba's Luther?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2013, 01:50:56 PM
One thing I wonder about the Varma casting

Later book spoilers, including minor TWOW spoiler
spoiler (click to show/hide)
She's a pretty noteworthy actress and has had some good roles. Ellaria Sand isn't a particularly noteworthy character in the books though, which makes me curious about what the writers plan on doing with her; this wouldn't be the first time they "over cast" someone (see: Littlefinger) though.

I'm sure she'll have a (bisexual) sex scene with the Red Viper this season, and be looked down upon for being a  bastard, but what else is there for such a good actress? This makes me wonder whether the writers are replacing Arianne with Sand. IE Sand will leave King's Landing after Oberyn's death, and begin the plot to crown Myrcella; it would make sense, and give her a very personal reason for wanting revenge.

I like Arianne as a character but believe she is completely disposable. While her brother is a specific plot device (presumably to cause Dorne to turn its back on Dany), Arianne isn't that important. Especially if the writers find a way to make Ellaria Sand the heir to Prince Doran. Some might argue Arianne is necessary because she might marry "Aegon" who has just captured Storm's End; she's on her way to negotiate with him.

IMO it doesn't matter: "Aegon" is allegedly Doran's nephew, he'll have to support him regardless of whether he agrees to a marriage.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2013, 04:53:01 PM
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Time Warner: “Game of Thrones is the most pirated show in the world, That’s better than an Emmy”

During yesterday morning’s earnings call, Time Warner CEO Alan Bewkes was making the usual pitch for higher affiliate fees, greater appreciation of the company’s TV shows and films and…. piracy?

In response to a question from investors as to whether the company see’s the mass theft of the show Game of Thrones as a compliment, Bewkes said:

    I have to admit it, I think you’re right. The much-discussed fantasy series is HBO’s most popular TV show, and if you go to people who are watching it without subs, it’s a tremendous word-of-mouth thing….


    We’ve been dealing with this for 20, 30 years—people sharing subs, running wires down the backs of apartment buildings. Our experience is that it leads to more paying subs. I think you’re right that Game of Thrones is the most pirated show in the world and that’s better than an Emmy.


    -  Alan Bewkes

We have always known that HBO take a more “unusual” approach in terms of tackling piracy, but to have the exec. of Time Warner come out and say that having the most pirated show in the world is “better than an Emmy” is completely unheard of.
http://whiteharbour.wordpress.com/2013/08/08/time-warner-game-of-thrones-is-the-most-pirated-show-in-the-world-thats-better-than-an-emmy/

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Game of Thrones’ audience continues to grow, eclipses 14 million viewers


HBO parent company Time Warner has released their latest quarterly earnings report and within it are the latest viewer numbers for Game of Thrones. HBO is now reporting that Game of Thrones averaged 14.2 million viewers per episode last season. This is a 20% increase over season 2′s viewership number and is a significant jump from the last reported number of 13.6 million. (You can download the full report here.)

What does this mean? It means that even well into season 3 Thrones‘ viewership is still climbing. Which is pretty unprecedented for a drama like this. I suspect the Red Wedding may have had something to do with the late season jump as people got caught up on the show to see what all the fuss is about.

This also means that Game of Thrones is very, very close to becoming HBO’s most-watched show of all-time. The Sopranos is currently tops with an average of 14.4 million viewers per episode. Game of Thrones may very well break that next season.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/08/game-of-thrones-audience-continues-to-grow-eclipses-14-million-viewers/

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2013, 05:00:56 PM
:obama

Well deserved.

Those viewers are gonna (http://i.imgur.com/rDWbE3m.jpg) come season 4. :shaq

What I'm curious about are book sales. How much have they increased since RW?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2013, 05:04:37 PM
Ok ive finished season 3, if I was to start reading now where the story ended where should I start?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2013, 05:06:54 PM
The first book. Trust me. The show jumps around and misses entire subplots and characters. They haven't even said who Lyanna's name and give zero backstory of the events of Robert's rebellion, or the history of locales. George RR Martin's world is full of more details than fucking Tolkien. Start with book 1.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 08, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Yeah, start with the first book.  Season 3 ends in the middle of book 3 basically, there's no good way to start reading from where you are except at the beginning.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2013, 05:21:45 PM
IF you want to start with the third book, read it from the beginning. If you start ASOS in the middle you'll be completely lost. I tend to suggest folks start with Game Of Thrones, but some really really want to know what happens next...

Just realize you'll be slapped in the face with a lot of names you won't recognize. Robb's wife is a completely different character, for instance.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 08, 2013, 07:10:26 PM
Don't ever think about starting with the third book. Start with the first, or, whatever, the second because of a huge change in Dany's storyline at the end of book 2.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Dany? Jon.  :ufup

Book 1 is still suggested to read despite season 1 being very close to it as it goes into the history of locales, the history of the world. Do tv watchers even remember who the fuck the children of the forest are? Exactly. That's why you read from book 1.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2013, 07:23:28 PM
The books will also ensure you don't complain about major twists coming out of nowhere on the show in a couple years.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 09, 2013, 06:24:53 AM
If I have to start with the first I'll just wait for season 4.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on August 09, 2013, 08:52:09 AM
Lol your loss dude.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 09, 2013, 09:09:27 AM
Not really. there is only so much time a man has diunx.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
Read the third book breh. If you get too confused, wait for S4.
Title: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Reb on August 09, 2013, 12:11:51 PM
Not really. there is only so much time a man has diunx.

Post your total Bore online time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 09, 2013, 12:16:46 PM
You can read game of thrones and clash of kings in two weeks. Books are that good.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2013, 12:21:41 PM
I just obtained the epubs and read on my phone on breaks, while shitting, etc. They're mostly easy to get through, barring book 4? I think it was? It was a little Cersei heavy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pm me your email for further info   ;)
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 09, 2013, 12:23:05 PM
Book 4 is the one that causes most problems yeah. But when it gets good you cannot put that fucker down. Also the Cersei chapters are THE BEST - aside from Jaime's. :bow
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on August 09, 2013, 01:00:06 PM
The Cersei chapters are fantastic, I also really liked Jamie's, Victarion's and the king's Moot.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
To me, the Cersei chapters GOT good, but it took awhile.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 09, 2013, 01:06:05 PM
The Cersei chapters were borderline unreadable, and a large part of why I hate AFfC so damn much.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2013, 01:54:54 PM
Let's be careful of spoilers fellas, and mark them.

All the King's Landing chapters in AFFC are great IMO.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 09, 2013, 03:19:09 PM
AFFC is just a damn good book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2013, 03:23:19 PM
Set pic, spoilers. You'll be able to guess what it's for.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f3dfaa90466fb03fd2befdcd4d297ce7/tumblr_ms3hvgFC701r9h4heo1_1280.jpg
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 :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on August 26, 2013, 03:28:24 PM
Just started book 3.  Enjoyed the second book quite a bit more than the first, and the wife tells me this one is better. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 03:28:42 PM
Set pic, spoilers. You'll be able to guess what it's for.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f3dfaa90466fb03fd2befdcd4d297ce7/tumblr_ms3hvgFC701r9h4heo1_1280.jpg
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 :lawd

Not really?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on August 26, 2013, 03:33:01 PM
Set pic, spoilers. You'll be able to guess what it's for.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f3dfaa90466fb03fd2befdcd4d297ce7/tumblr_ms3hvgFC701r9h4heo1_1280.jpg
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 :lawd

Looks way better than where I imagined it taking place.

 :noah
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 03:37:21 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
is it the scene where the trial by combat occurs
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2013, 03:37:41 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
is it the scene where the trial by combat occurs
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yarp
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 03:38:23 PM
:uguu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2013, 03:49:39 PM
Just started book 3.  Enjoyed the second book quite a bit more than the first, and the wife tells me this one is better.
And now you know why we were butthurt over S2.

Recognize anything from the House Of The Undying chapter?  :ohhh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on August 26, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
Yeah I liked Season 1 on TV better than 2, but the other way around in the book.  House of the Undying TV  :-\  They should have just rewritten the whole Qarth thing, since they butchered it all.

Too bad they couldn't have gone balls deep on the battle for Blackwater Bay, but I get why.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 04:29:18 PM
Jon Snow and Qhorin Halfhand :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Steve Contra on August 26, 2013, 04:31:11 PM
Book Jon Snow :uguu

Show Jon Snow  :ufup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 05:18:13 PM
Book Jon Snow BRINGS it :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2013, 05:38:38 PM
Yup when it comes to the stuff of large scale I understand the changes. I still think Blackwater was done really well. I didn't expect massive scorpions and catapults on dromond ships; it's HBO but it's still television, and you'd need a 150m budget to replicate that battle.

With the House Of The Undying...eh. I guess the fear was that if they did it too blatantly it would "spoil" major events in S3 (and future seasons). Still, I wish the writers would trust the audience with prophesies and theories. Lost and other shows proved audiences can handle that information, and obsessive fans will spend time trying to figure stuff out.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Have they even gone over the prophecy in the show yet?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2013, 06:10:02 PM
Pretty sure the only prophesy/theory mentioned on the show is Azor Ahai, in S2 when Melisandre introduces Stannis.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2013, 06:14:11 PM
But what about
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dany's? SHe's already been betrayed for blood. So why not introduce it?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 30, 2013, 12:26:08 PM
sorry himuuu~

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-books-treme-alum-616705 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-books-treme-alum-616705)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
boom
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/thor.jpg)
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HBO has confirmed to us that Icelandic strongman Hafþór “Thor” Björnsson has joined the cast of Game of Thrones for the show’s fourth season, and will be taking over the role of the Mountain, Ser Gregor Clegane.

Though the 6’9″-tall performer doesn’t have any professional acting experience, he has racked up an impressive list of accolades. At only 24 years old, Thor has won the title of “Iceland’s Strongest Man” for the last three years in a row, and placed third in the 2012 “World’s Strongest Man” competition. WiC sources are reporting that Thor was on set in Belfast earlier this August, and that he is currently in Dubrovnik with the rest of the cast, preparing to film scenes for season four.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/08/mountain-recast/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 30, 2013, 01:48:35 PM
thank god, Gregor 2.0 was lanky was fuck and pretty unimpressive.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 30, 2013, 01:51:41 PM
sorry himuuu~

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-books-treme-alum-616705 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-books-treme-alum-616705)

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
I thought that dude was pretty ugly.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on August 30, 2013, 03:39:10 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP PD
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2013, 11:03:52 PM
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Angolan actor Hoji Fortuna reportedly joins the cast
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hoji-fortuna-226x300.jpg)

IndieWire blog Shadow and Act is reporting that Angolan actor Hoji Fortuna has joined the cast of Game of Thrones. Unfortunately, the role is being kept under-wraps for now (shocker!).

Fortuna has worked mostly in African and Portuguese cinema up until now, although he did have one brief appearance on US TV in the short-lived series Pan-Am.

Fortuna has been teasing on his Twitter and Facebook that he will be heading to Croatia to film sometime soon. That narrows down his role to one in the King’s Landing or Daenerys storylines.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/08/angolan-actor-hoji-fortuna-reportedly-joins-the-cast/#comments

Seems to be Brown Ben Plumm
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2013, 11:22:53 PM
Who the fuck is even going go play? :what
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 12:57:40 AM
Brown Ben Plumm...

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2013, 01:07:24 AM
They're going that far into the story next season? That's why I'm so confused.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 01:18:41 AM
He's in ASOS....
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2013, 01:56:05 AM
Oh, I don't even remember.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2013, 02:42:38 AM
http://instagram.com/p/duzLVLALkC/#
 :leon

The Mountain indeed
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2013, 02:43:17 AM
Jesus Christ. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on September 04, 2013, 10:04:59 AM
kind of a baby face.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 04, 2013, 02:46:25 PM
oh my :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2013, 04:02:10 AM
http://youtu.be/I333hqsRk-Y
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
why can i not like my own post :tocry

if there were ever a post i'd like it's that one
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Momo on September 05, 2013, 04:15:01 AM
why can i not like my own post :tocry

if there were ever a post i'd like it's that one
:denko
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Momo on September 05, 2013, 04:15:30 AM
I liked Oz. It had a lot of penis in it.

I'm sure this was a coincidence.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2013, 08:26:56 AM
I must say it's pretty ridiculous how much full female nudity is in GoT compared to male nudity. Sure there are a few asses here or the overall contrast is pretty glaring.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on September 05, 2013, 10:30:52 AM
I think I saw two dicks in season 1. 3 if you count Theon's flashing the screen for a half second.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2013, 10:55:49 AM
It was ridiculous how they had Fire Kissed Pubes Girl stand and show her ass and tits and then they don't have a similar part with Jon when they fuck. Completely cowardly and unfair to a giant portion of viewers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on September 05, 2013, 11:03:35 AM
I see a big beatiful cock everyday don't need to see anymore thank you very much.

Bring more tetas HBO! :drool
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 12:43:39 AM
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Mark Gatiss’s role revealed

After much speculation, the role Sherlock co-creator and co-star Mark Gatiss will be taking on for Game of Thrones is a mystery no more.

The actor’s casting on the HBO show was announced in July by Entertainment Weekly, but without a character name attached. After months of leaving fans wondering what part he’ll have in season 4, the character has been revealed. According to his CV, Gatiss will be playing the role of Tycho Nestoris.

Role explanation (spoilers)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nestoris is a representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, legendary throughout the world of Game of Thrones for always getting back the money they lend. Those who fail to repay them will find the Iron Bank funding their enemies, Tyrion warns in season 3, and the Crown is in heavy debt to the Iron Bank.
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http://winteriscoming.net/2013/09/mark-gatisss-role-revealed/

Hmm, I don't think anyone guessed this. Interesting I guess.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 12:01:34 PM
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In another exclusive by Entertainment Weekly’s James Hibberd it has been revealed that the indie band tradition continues this season as well. The producers have booked the Icelandic band Sigur Rós! They are shooting their appearance in Croatia at the moment.

Based on previous experience, it is safe to speculate that they might record a song for the show as well. Previously The National and The Hold Steady performed songs from the ASoIaF universe on the show (and featured on the original soundracks releases), while members of Coldplay and Snow Patrol appeared on screen as well.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/09/sigur-ros-joins-season-four/

I wonder if they'll be playing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJoAy6-or0
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on September 10, 2013, 12:46:58 PM
Hopefully we'll have The Dornishman's wife this season, still pretty pissed about them ignoring The Last of the Giants.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2013, 01:28:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziaygy3IfMw
love videos like this

dat budget. Won't get easier





spoiler picture later books
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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120630032437/hieloyfuego/images/d/dd/Drogon_en_la_Fosa_de_Daznak_by_Marc_Simonetti%C2%A9.jpg
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can't even imagine how they'll pull that off
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Rufus on September 11, 2013, 02:20:49 AM
A German company is doing these? :leon Huh. :obama

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2013, 12:12:12 AM
supporting cast keeps growing

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Lady Waynwood cast

(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Paola-Dionisotti.jpg)

More news from the Vale! According to her CV, Paola Dionisotti has joined the cast of Game of Thrones as Lady Anya Waynwood for the show’s fourth season.

The actress is best known for her work with the Royal Shakespeare Company, most recently in productions of King John and Richard III. On British television, Dionisotti played recurring roles on Harbour Lights and Forever Green, and guest-starred on programs such as Doctors, Midsomer Murders, and Poirot.

Lady Waynwood (spelled Waywood on the CV, likely a mistake) is (super minor spoilers)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the head of her house, and sworn to House Arryn of the Vale, much like Bronze Yohn Royce whose casting was revealed last week. Similar to Royce, she was not present in A Storm of Swords, but it appears that the lords and ladies of the Vale are making their collective presence known early.
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(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Gabrielle-Dempsey-240x300.jpg)
In other casting news, Gabrielle Dempsey will be playing the part of an Innkeeper’s Daughter in the first episode of season four, according to her CV. A 2010 graduate of the Central School of Speech and Drama, this will be Dempsey’s first television role.
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/09/lady-waynwood-cast/

Sounds like they're moving a lot of AFFC material into this season which makes sense. It's easily the most...controversial novel in the series but I think it's a perfect fit for television. The show has never been pure action, and I think a lot of the dialogue and character moments in AFFC will translate very well.

On the Innkeeper's Daughter...(ASOS spoiler)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
guessing they'll be re-introducing The Mountain to the audience, to put it lightly. Good idea to reinforce his character before the duel.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2013, 09:57:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XGqdsMSkges
 :gladbron

that's actually pretty well done!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Groogrux on October 16, 2013, 12:33:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on October 16, 2013, 12:55:14 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2013, 11:42:27 PM
Massive spoiler casting news. I'll tag it  :mindblown

(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Struan-Rodger.jpg)

A Dance With Dragons spoilers

Quote
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Three-Eyed Raven cast

It looks like a mysterious figure from beyond the Wall will be making an appearance on Game of Thrones in season 4. According to his agency resume, British actor Struan Rodger has been cast in the role of the Three-Eyed Raven.

The character (called the Three-Eyed Crow in the A Song of Ice and Fire novels) is connected to Bran Stark and his quest for understanding the visions that have come to the boy since he was pushed from the tower at Winterfell.

Rodger is a familiar face in British film and television, turning up in programs such as Chandler & Co., Rumpole of the Bailey, The Thick Of It, and Law and Order UK.  He memorably lent his voice to two episodes of Doctor Who as the Face of Boe. His film credit highlights include Kill List, Stardust, Young Adam, Chariots of Fire, Four Weddings and a Funeral, and The Madness of King George.
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http://winteriscoming.net/2013/10/three-eyed-raven-cast/

Didn't see that coming. Does this mean S4 will get some lore dialogue on Bloodraven? I figured the show would include Bran and company finding the cave, because if not he'd having nothing to do for a season. Still I wonder how far they'll go. A little kid was cast a month ago, and some speculated she might be Leaf. Makes a lot of sense now.

Also: where's Coldhands?
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Sounds like they're moving a lot of stuff up then.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on October 16, 2013, 11:59:23 PM
Massive spoiler casting news. I'll tag it  :mindblown

(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Struan-Rodger.jpg)

A Dance With Dragons spoilers

Quote
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Three-Eyed Raven cast

It looks like a mysterious figure from beyond the Wall will be making an appearance on Game of Thrones in season 4. According to his agency resume, British actor Struan Rodger has been cast in the role of the Three-Eyed Raven.

The character (called the Three-Eyed Crow in the A Song of Ice and Fire novels) is connected to Bran Stark and his quest for understanding the visions that have come to the boy since he was pushed from the tower at Winterfell.

Rodger is a familiar face in British film and television, turning up in programs such as Chandler & Co., Rumpole of the Bailey, The Thick Of It, and Law and Order UK.  He memorably lent his voice to two episodes of Doctor Who as the Face of Boe. His film credit highlights include Kill List, Stardust, Young Adam, Chariots of Fire, Four Weddings and a Funeral, and The Madness of King George.
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/10/three-eyed-raven-cast/

Didn't see that coming. Does this mean S4 will get some lore dialogue on Bloodraven? I figured the show would include Bran and company finding the cave, because if not he'd having nothing to do for a season. Still I wonder how far they'll go. A little kid was cast a month ago, and some speculated she might be Leaf. Makes a lot of sense now.

Also: where's Coldhands?
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Sounds like they're moving a lot of stuff up then.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And people doubted me when I said we'd see ADWD material this season. Now all we need is Jon chopping off Slynt's head during episode 10 and I'll be totally  :jawalrus.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on October 17, 2013, 03:31:58 AM
I should finished dwd.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on October 17, 2013, 11:46:55 AM
Massive spoiler casting news. I'll tag it  :mindblown

(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Struan-Rodger.jpg)

A Dance With Dragons spoilers

Quote
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Three-Eyed Raven cast

It looks like a mysterious figure from beyond the Wall will be making an appearance on Game of Thrones in season 4. According to his agency resume, British actor Struan Rodger has been cast in the role of the Three-Eyed Raven.

The character (called the Three-Eyed Crow in the A Song of Ice and Fire novels) is connected to Bran Stark and his quest for understanding the visions that have come to the boy since he was pushed from the tower at Winterfell.

Rodger is a familiar face in British film and television, turning up in programs such as Chandler & Co., Rumpole of the Bailey, The Thick Of It, and Law and Order UK.  He memorably lent his voice to two episodes of Doctor Who as the Face of Boe. His film credit highlights include Kill List, Stardust, Young Adam, Chariots of Fire, Four Weddings and a Funeral, and The Madness of King George.
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http://winteriscoming.net/2013/10/three-eyed-raven-cast/

Didn't see that coming. Does this mean S4 will get some lore dialogue on Bloodraven? I figured the show would include Bran and company finding the cave, because if not he'd having nothing to do for a season. Still I wonder how far they'll go. A little kid was cast a month ago, and some speculated she might be Leaf. Makes a lot of sense now.

Also: where's Coldhands?
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Sounds like they're moving a lot of stuff up then.

Hopefully for a flashback, still don't understand why they refuse to use them in this show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2013, 07:34:10 PM
would be awesome if he looks like this

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:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 02:27:39 PM
Another massive casting spoiler (tagged, don't worry)

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Octavia Alexandru’s role revealed
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Thanks to an update to the young actress’s modeling résumé, we now know what role Octavia Alexandru will be playing in the fourth season of Game of Thrones. Her casting was first discovered in July on her agency’s web page.

Alexandru’s role involves material from A Dance with Dragons, and is therefore considered serious SPOILER territory!


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According to her résumé, Alexandru will be playing the Child of the Forest, as many had speculated when her casting was uncovered. The Children of the Forest are a legendary people of Westeros, strange creatures that appear childlike but are in fact quite old.

Ours is the Fury:  WinterIsComing had speculated that she might be Leaf from ADwD, and it seems like with her introduction this year, Alexandru’s Child might be an equivalent of that character. The timing is right, with the Three-Eyed Raven popping up next year as well. Alexandru’s extensive dance experience will lend itself well to creative body language for the forest creature.
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http://winteriscoming.net/2013/11/octavia-alexandrus-role-revealed/

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So she'll be Leaf. Wow, they're going all out with Bran's story. Still no Coldhands news though.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 02:39:04 PM
Adwd but not really
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Bran's story is the best (most interesting) in my opinion
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 03:08:32 PM
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Yup. In terms of "holy shit" moments for TV, I can't wait for the scene where the wights start popping out of the snow and Bran wargs Hodor. That's going to be crazy.

BTW I have a feeling Bran just might be on the wrong side. Bloodraven never struck me as a "good" guy.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on November 13, 2013, 03:24:11 PM
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Perfect time to bring Sean Bean in if they're already going this far.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on November 13, 2013, 03:24:55 PM
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Perfect time to bring Sean Bean in if they're already going this far.
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Looks like Martin has big plans for him, otherwise we might not be seeing this much until season 5.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
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It's also due to him not having much of anything to do unless they moved material from book 5 into this season. He has the fewest chapters of any major character.

It really makes me wonder what they'll do in S5, if the next book isn't out yet. They'll be completely done with Bran's story by the end of S4, which will start in late March/early April 2014. Shooting for S5 will likely begin in July, which is when previous seasons began shooting. If TWOW is not out yet...? There's no way Bran simply won't appear in the season. I know Martin has already told the writers where the story is going, so they'll pretty much have an idea. But will Martin give them notes of Bran's upcoming story in TWOW?
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Best case scenario: TWOW comes out in 2014. Martin has said it's possible, although he hasn't guaranteed or promised 2014. Interestingly, his schedule is completely blank from mid December to May 2014. I think he's going to attempt to finish the book in that time, and shoot for a summer or fall release.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Diunx on November 13, 2013, 04:04:14 PM
Keep the dream alive breh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 04:10:18 PM
Martin's age and weight make me really worried the series won't get finished. He better have some kind of out line for the series in his will.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2013, 04:15:13 PM
D&D more or less know the series outline, as does his assistants.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2013, 04:25:53 PM
General series

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Has the tv show even mentioned the children of the forest beyond season 1 and Old Nan's tales yet? Here's hoping they tell the story of the Crannogman next season.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 04:36:16 PM
Martin has also said that he hasn't revealed his entire hand to the writers. I'm assuming they know who "wins," what the end game is, how the 3 major character arcs are resolved, etc.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: El Babua on November 13, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
I really do hope the book comes out next year. But the best we're probably gonna get is another chapter for the new year.

It's imperative for buddy to get the book released by 2015 though, unless he wants the show and book to only be vaguely connected - which may well happen anyway.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 05:09:06 PM
I'd imagine the show will be pretty different regardless. The books are going in a direction that will make it very hard to film, scope wise. There's a scene in ADWD that strikes me as completely unfilmable as described, at least on their budget

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Another show problem: the complete absence of certain mysteries, conspiracies, and prophesies are going to make later revelations seem like they came out of nowhere which may turn off viewers. I think you guys know who I'm talking about, but there's also the issue of the big "twist" in ADWD and how viewers will deal with it given there hasn't been any set up.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: chronovore on November 13, 2013, 05:56:54 PM
Martin's age and weight make me really worried the series won't get finished. He better have some kind of out line for the series in his will.

My first thought was "GRRM is a long-time comic book fan, so he likely lives in a state of constant denial, and has made no plans for his early demise" -- then I realized that there is likely a LOT OF MONEY tied up in the series, and that Hollywood bigwigs likely have some clause in the contracts which either forces GRRM to have provided some kind of default ending, or leaves them with the right to establish an ending of their own, in the event of GRRM's death.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 06:02:13 PM
Very good point. At the very least they have a huge life instance policy on him :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2013, 06:21:42 PM
GRRM used to say that if he died before the series was done, tough- he apparently uses some archaic word processing program and won't let anyone else access his files or some shit.  Can't remember where I read that, but it was forever ago (ie- pre show) so that's likely not the case anymore.

PD- what twist are you talking about in ADWD?

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John getting "killed?" That was set up pretty well I thought- he sends everyone loyal to him away and constantly refuses to listen to any other Night's Watch dudes.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 - March 31st
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2013, 06:42:30 PM
He uses Wordstar DOS to write lol. He has said he doesn't want anyone writing the books if he dies, but he recognizes the show would go on. Hence why he has given the show runners the basics of where he's going, narrative wise.

Creepy Old Guy:

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The Aegon reveal. People have been expecting a (most likely fake) Targaryen to show up since the House Of The Undying prophesy, which was not in the show. I have a feeling many people are going to consider it a cheap twist. Hell some folks who read the book even felt it came out of nowhere, although the clues were in the first two books (in GoT, Varys and Illyrio's plot to bring Viserys and a Dothraki khalasar of savages to Westeros doesn't make much sense, without a second card up the sleeve).

I think it's pretty clear Aegon isn't "Aegon," and is actually a Blackfyre. And that's another piece of the story which the show hasn't delved into.
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