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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on September 03, 2013, 08:02:07 AM

Title: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Polari on September 03, 2013, 08:02:07 AM
Well the devices and services side of it at least. $7.1 billion.

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/09/microsoft-buys-nokias-phone-business-for-7-1-billion/

R.I.P. Nokia, you had a good run. :-\
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 03, 2013, 08:12:12 AM
What's a Nokia?
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2013, 08:14:05 AM
What's a Nokia?
A windows phone manufacturer.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Reb on September 03, 2013, 08:35:04 AM
What's a Nokia?

It's a European thing, don't worry about it.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: pilonv1 on September 03, 2013, 08:46:45 AM
WP8 :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 03, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
One dinosaur eating another.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Momo on September 03, 2013, 09:21:25 AM
FUCK.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 03, 2013, 09:21:51 AM
One dinosaur eating another.


I can't wait to see what it shits out.

Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 03, 2013, 09:23:49 AM
One dinosaur eating another.


I can't wait to see what it shits out.

They got Blackberry legit shook.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
haha nokia still makes phones?
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Momo on September 03, 2013, 09:55:53 AM
Nokia still makes THE BEST phones :/

Their hardware is fucking awesome, pitty about that rotting corpse of an OS.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2013, 10:32:02 AM
VAN CRUNCHEON EXPLAIN
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: MCD on September 03, 2013, 10:53:27 AM
I take one day off and this happens
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2013, 10:59:32 AM
WP8 :bow2

:heh :dead
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Rufus on September 03, 2013, 11:18:27 AM
Ex-MS guy becomes CEO, company continues down the road of irrelevance, company gets bought by MS, Ex-MS guy goes back to MS.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm~
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2013, 11:20:16 AM
I always said Elop was a trojan horse. Now it's plainly obvious. He might even become MS CEO now.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2013, 11:32:49 AM
About time, they should start selling a lot of their own branded phones, kinda like the xbox. and still make no money.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2013, 11:35:10 AM
About time, they should start selling a lot of their own branded phones, kinda like the xbox. and still make no money.

Can't wait for the next Microsoft hardware savior after Zune, Kin, and Surface. :heh
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 03, 2013, 05:23:55 PM
Ex-MS guy becomes CEO, company continues down the road of irrelevance, company gets bought by MS, Ex-MS guy goes back to MS.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm~

Yeah, really. Who didn't see this coming?

There was a lot of butthurt about them axing Symbian and Meego but really, they had no future in the face of iOS & Android marketshare. Still, can't believe they went with the MS lifeline. Maybe they were too far in the red to go Android on their own?
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2013, 05:26:28 PM
Nokia sounds like a good deal.  I imagine it is something like 50% of Finland's GDP tied up in that company.  If it goes in the toilet, they can probably expect the Finnish government to prop them up with bailouts, tax credits, etc.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: brawndolicious on September 03, 2013, 06:23:03 PM
Nokia sounds like a good deal.  I imagine it is something like 50% of Finland's GDP tied up in that company.  If it goes in the toilet, they can probably expect the Finnish government to prop them up with bailouts, tax credits, etc.

Wikipedia tells me their revenues equal about 1/8 of Finland's GDP. I don't know how much of that money stays within the country but they are apparently the largest company in Finland. Microsoft wouldn't spend this much money to buy out a partner unless they wanted to make a long-term commitment to the smartphone market.

If anything, Finns should be happy that their biggest company has a sugar daddy (although several Nokia employees will probably be laid off due to redundancy).
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Polari on September 03, 2013, 06:35:11 PM
Nokia sounds like a good deal.  I imagine it is something like 50% of Finland's GDP tied up in that company.  If it goes in the toilet, they can probably expect the Finnish government to prop them up with bailouts, tax credits, etc.

Wikipedia tells me their revenues equal about 1/8 of Finland's GDP. I don't know how much of that money stays within the country but they are apparently the largest company in Finland. Microsoft wouldn't spend this much money to buy out a partner unless they wanted to make a long-term commitment to the smartphone market.

If anything, Finns should be happy that their biggest company has a sugar daddy (although several Nokia employees will probably be laid off due to redundancy).

Finns gonna be nervous more like.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 03, 2013, 06:38:58 PM
Indeed. Cutting Symbian production in favor of W8 when Elop took over cost them 1000+ jobs alone.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 04, 2013, 03:27:31 AM
Nokia sounds like a good deal.  I imagine it is something like 50% of Finland's GDP tied up in that company.  If it goes in the toilet, they can probably expect the Finnish government to prop them up with bailouts, tax credits, etc.

Finnish government can't do that.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2013, 01:45:39 PM
so is the N-Gage finally going to take off now?  With backing like this, Palm OS ought to be sweating.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2013, 02:31:54 PM
Next-gen sidetalking.
Title: Re: Microsoft buys Nokia
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2013, 05:16:16 PM
I don't see Microsoft entering handheld gaming exactly but maybe like a 7 and 10 inch Nokia tablet that runs the Windows8 and integrates with the XboxOne so you can remote-play all the console games using a bluetooth or official XBO controller. The idea of being able to play your xbox from any Windows device that has a decent wifi connection is pretty nifty.