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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Business on September 11, 2013, 01:51:36 AM

Title: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: The Business on September 11, 2013, 01:51:36 AM
Is Apple really so irrelvant? Do BrandNew and Shaka even have iPhones anymore?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2013, 01:53:37 AM
everyone too busy working double overtime to buy them


will cop champagne at some point
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Robo on September 11, 2013, 01:55:43 AM
 :trash
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 11, 2013, 01:56:54 AM
I was expecting the 5C to be cheaper than it was. I guess it is just a 5 in a plastic case, though...
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 11, 2013, 02:06:51 AM
That's why I wanted one too. It's apparently hard polycarbonate so it should survive a fall. I doubt the screen's resilience has improved, haven't heard anything about it.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2013, 02:21:20 AM
Lifeproof cases, brehs.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2013, 02:23:43 AM
you're only allowed to use a lifeproof case if you own a tactical polo
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2013, 02:28:35 AM
Once you have a lifeproof case you have to wear it on your belt, right?
only after it has been inventoried on your everyday carry blog alongside your titanium toothpick case, swiss utility knife, and german-made ballistic-resistant writing instrument.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2013, 02:29:55 AM
Guys, I lead a very active life and need the protection the lifeproof case offers.

(I typed that with a straight face somehow...)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: chronovore on September 11, 2013, 02:36:05 AM

Once you have a lifeproof case you have to wear it on your belt, right?
only after it has been inventoried on your everyday carry blog alongside your titanium toothpick case, swiss utility knife, and german-made ballistic-resistant writing instrument.

Speaking of all that crap, where do dudes who used to like Sharper Image now shop?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 03:01:52 AM
I prefer my cell phone to not look like its about to do a combat jump into Afghanistan.

But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club? :phil
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 11, 2013, 03:05:03 AM
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But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club?

<avatar quote goes here> + insinuations about how you know the colors in male strip clubs
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2013, 03:07:05 AM
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But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club?

<avatar quote goes here> + insinuations about how you know the colors in male strip clubs
coli emote response in agreement
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 03:23:21 AM
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But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club?

<avatar quote goes here> + insinuations about how you know the colors in male strip clubs

I got bills to pay breh. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 11, 2013, 03:27:04 AM
so you sub as a painter/decorator? Or as a pole?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: archnemesis on September 11, 2013, 03:36:07 AM
I don't see the point of upgrading. My iPhone 4 can handle all the apps I'm currently using.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: cool breeze on September 11, 2013, 03:39:59 AM
yeah, I'm content with my 4S in all but battery life.  That said, I'll upgrade when my contract allows.

the notable new feature on the 5S is the fingerprint scanner?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 04:09:22 AM
so you sub as a painter/decorator? Or as a pole?

Dumpster inspector. :phil

Also the correct term is Polish ghetto dweller, DC. :wag
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 11, 2013, 06:38:24 AM
The colors available for the 5S look like shit.  I prefer black or white.

Since my contract is up here next month and Android has made significant strides, I might just get an Android phone next.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: MCD on September 11, 2013, 07:49:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HTD3SSR.png)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 11, 2013, 07:55:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HTD3SSR.png)

(http://bigpinekey.com/wp-content/uploads/an_gore_puke.gif)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: pilonv1 on September 11, 2013, 08:14:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HTD3SSR.png)

(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/8752667/lumia920stock1_640_large_verge_medium_landscape.jpg)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: chronovore on September 11, 2013, 08:36:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HTD3SSR.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/HNMMU8Q.gif)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: MCD on September 11, 2013, 08:41:59 AM
and then we post the play it loud game boys

and then nintendo fans scream murder that they've been COPIED again
No need for fans: https://mobile.twitter.com/nokia_uk/status/377483408043036672?screen_name=nokia_uk
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Polari on September 11, 2013, 09:17:11 AM
Apple so lazy. Same chassis for four years running now. Not to mention it was kind of ugly in the first place. The 5C looks like some Chinese knock-off Lumia bar the exorbitant price.

B-b-but 64-bit you say? I have a sneaking suspicion that's just the foundations being laid for Apple switching to ARM on the desktop. No real advantage for phones or tablets at present, and more than a few drawbacks.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Polari on September 11, 2013, 09:54:40 AM
A couple of things from around the web:

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The main disadvantage of 64-bit architectures is that, relative to 32-bit architectures, the same data occupies more space in memory (due to longer pointers and possibly other types, and alignment padding). This increases the memory requirements of a given process and can have implications for efficient processor cache utilization.

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Why do you see 64-bit as helping performance?

In general, 64-bit applications run slightly slower than 32-bit versions of the same program because the pointer sizes are twice as big, and this can impact cache utilization and increase code space.

Doing 64-bit ALI and FPU calculations does not require a 64-bit address space, and this can result in faster computations, but does not require a 64-bit OS.

The only real benefit of 64-bit is to run natively without complex paging schemes when virtual address space is larger than 32-bit.

But, if you're paging on a mobile device, you are generally doing something wrong already.

...and then of course there's fragmentation.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just saying the transition doesn't seem necessary at this point. Which is what makes me think it could be more about Apple gearing up for ARM on the desktop.

As for the ungroundbreaking stuff, it's pretty much the same chassis as the last four years, the same screen as last year. As for the camera we'll have to see what the reviews say. I'm not sure it can be classified as a gamechanger. The fingerprint thing seems a bit of a gimmick designed to work around the patents Google must hold for the innovations they've made in that area with pattern unlock, facial recognition unlock.

Overall I don't think it's a bad update, it's just an underwhelming one, which everything more or less has been since the 4.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: T-Short on September 11, 2013, 10:17:13 AM
I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 10:27:31 AM
I don't mind who Apple knocked off with the 5C, but I do mind how ugly they look. Lumias look way, way better. I get they want to send the "new cheap iPhone!" message but the industrial design looks like it fell off a cliff, like the DSi to 3DS transition.

The 5S is fine enough, the camera stuff is cool. Gold is such a tacky color though. If they had called it Champagne maybe that would have helped.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: demi on September 11, 2013, 10:35:20 AM
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 10:37:39 AM
I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?

How about not being a scrub and going Android, Oscar?  :rejoice
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 10:38:16 AM
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho

When the N4 is $200 off contract and less than a year old, not really.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 11, 2013, 10:39:17 AM
the last apple conf i watched was full of people saying "so slick" and a crowd full of hipster grandads.

Biometrics? like i fucking care - adds fucking ZERO to the mix other than "OH BIOMETRICS!"

my crack screened Iphone 4 will do me just fine (until the next firmware update when, surprise surprise, everything will run like laggy shit....)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: demi on September 11, 2013, 10:50:41 AM
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho

When the N4 is $200 off contract and less than a year old, not really.

I'm sure many parents are aware of this.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2013, 10:58:25 AM
I'm seeing some complaints about how ungroundbreaking this thing is on forums but I don't understand why. It's the 5S, not the 6. It has a fingerprint sensor, better camera, and is faster. Plus they came out with a plastic iPhone 5! What more do you want from a half generation? I am curious why Polari isn't excited about 64 bit processor though. What are the drawbacks?

People get swept up in Apple craze every single year when they really shouldn't.  Each year in between the major releases (3G, 4, 5) has brought us nothing other than slight spec bumps and little features (3GS, 4S, 5S/C).  People just need to learn to temper their expectations for their off years.

Its also the reason I've stuck with their major release years and time it with my contract extension.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 11:20:12 AM

I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?

How about not being a scrub and going Android, Oscar?  :rejoice

Because my family would be homeless if I abandoned iOS.

Small price to pay if you ask me. :leon

Then you'd have non-gimped Chrome. :rejoice

Just get an iPod Touch if it's that important.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 11:36:33 AM
:kobeyuck Sorry dude, I didn't know. :fbm

Edit- Although contracts are lame.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2013, 12:26:06 PM
Why the fuck are all iPhones the same size? Why not 4" and 4.6" or 4 / 4.5 / 5" ??

Fragmentation.  Developers are already annoyed Apple has a 3.4 inch and a 4 inch.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 12:35:35 PM
It's fairly amusing to me that Apple's tools for resizing apps are so bad. I was shocked that apps are hardcoded to certain resolutions (and then just doubled for retina), and they had to hard code another aspect ratio in when the 5 released. Like, lol. That's only fragmentation because they don't have a real solution to it.

Almost as funny as Apple's staunch refusal (or inability?) to implement any kind of analogue for Android's intents API. Gotta hard code cross-app messaging, too!
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
I'm content with my 4S that I got last year. I just want the new iOS 7.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 11, 2013, 02:28:59 PM
They should just call it the iPhone C and iPhone S next year. 4 and 5 inch phones with 16:9 aspect ratio so apps look the same on all phones. So by this time next year, you can get a 16:9 iPhone for free with contract making it basically more future-proof.


It's about time someone put a fingerprint scanner on the front of a phone though, face-unlocking is a pain in the ass both because it's unreliable and because it requires staring straight at the phone.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Polari on September 11, 2013, 03:09:43 PM
They should just call it the iPhone C and iPhone S next year.

Or just like, the iPhone and the iPhone Color.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 03:17:51 PM
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: huckleberry on September 11, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
I'm content with my 4S that I got last year. I just want the new iOS 7.

You aren't scared iOS 7 won't slow down your 4S?

The ios 7 beta run pretty well on a 4s (obviously not as fast as a 5) but run like shit on the 4.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 11, 2013, 05:09:14 PM
I invented the color red
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 11, 2013, 05:13:05 PM
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.

hurrr hurr
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 11, 2013, 05:21:17 PM
That's probably one of the top five passwords though.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 05:29:39 PM
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.

hurrr hurr

More clever than anything you can come up with. (http://i.imgur.com/FuqnPhm.gif)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 11, 2013, 06:01:09 PM
my favorite part about switching to android is never having to use that piece of shit itunes ever again. god damn that program can rot in hell. that think is destined to be the butt of a million "remember this?" jokes.

at this point the difference between ios and android is like the difference between nintendo gaming and pc gaming.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2013, 06:03:54 PM
I still use itunes and I use android. It's the best digital music buying service. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 06:20:35 PM
my favorite part about switching to android is never having to use that piece of shit itunes ever again. god damn that program can rot in hell. that think is destined to be the butt of a million "remember this?" jokes.

at this point the difference between ios and android is like the difference between nintendo gaming and pc gaming.

:what

:larry

I still use itunes and I use android. It's the best digital music buying service. :yeshrug

 :yuck

Cloud streaming and All-Access. :rejoice
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 11, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
paying for music (http://i.imgur.com/6tFgx.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/6tFgx.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/6tFgx.gif)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 06:53:57 PM
$8 a month ain't no thang if you're not a dirtperson deluxe :yeshrug
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: hampster on September 11, 2013, 07:40:09 PM
Since I'm on a no contract plan and my current phone is on its last legs I was hoping the 5c would be cheaper but what are you going to do :-\  I'll probably get a nexus 4 now (Andrex Likes This). The Moto X looks cool but thats $600 :(

Isn't there a nexus event coming soon? Maybe I'll wait and see whats google announces

My poor WebOS phone. You were a trooper. I'll always remember you :tocry
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
N5 should be announced at the end of October if the last two years are anything to go by. The new Nexus 10 as well, and a Kit Kat blowout.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Polari on September 11, 2013, 07:56:19 PM
Nexus 5 should hit within the next month or so. Hopefully they maintain a low price.

Edit: Dammit Andrex.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: huckleberry on September 11, 2013, 07:57:45 PM
I was really hoping the 5c would be cheaper too...not going to pay 550 off contract for it. Would rather pony up 650 for the 5s.
I don't have a contract and am current using a Nexus 4 - aka the phone that couldn't hold a charge.


edit: Going to unload my Nexus 4 at Best Buy. Right now for some reason they are offering 250 in credit for it.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 11, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Nexus 5 should hit within the next month or so. Hopefully they maintain a low price.

Edit: Dammit Andrex.

We on the same page bro.  :mynicca
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: brob on September 12, 2013, 12:27:46 PM
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/The-iPhones-of-Fall/279620/

tl;dr: Reputable tech cynic Ian Bogost says Apple is gay.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 12, 2013, 12:36:54 PM
beige boxes for everyone
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 12, 2013, 10:54:44 PM
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/The-iPhones-of-Fall/279620/

tl;dr: Reputable tech cynic Ian Bogost says Apple is gay.

Everyone who didn't have Steve Jobs' nuts resting on their lips came to this conclusion years ago.  Now that the cult of personality aspect of Apple is gone, more and more people are starting to see them for what they are.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 12, 2013, 11:28:08 PM
No, not really.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 13, 2013, 12:25:34 AM
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/The-iPhones-of-Fall/279620/

tl;dr: Reputable tech cynic Ian Bogost says Apple is gay.

Everyone who didn't have Steve Jobs' nuts resting on their lips came to this conclusion years ago.  Now that the cult of personality aspect of Apple is gone, more and more people are starting to see them for what they are.

I didn't see the keynote but none of the slogans that article references suggests that Apple was claiming this is a big leap for the iPhone rather than just an update. They don't expect the average iOS user to buy an iPhone or iPad every year, but they  have to release a new the just to keep up with the tech curve. Just like Google or any other smartphone manufacturer.

The new iPhones aren't exciting but they aren't disappointing.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 14, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
Ugh. My iPhone 4 is on its last legs, I really don't feel like paying for a new phone but my contract is up with AT&T, what's decent and free with a contract these days?

Edit: lol their upgrade site isn't loading
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 14, 2013, 04:19:07 PM
If you can wait until the holidays, the best deals will be available. Specifically the ones that give you the latest phones for free when you sign a new contract.

Otherwise I would recommend the Moto X. Unless you want a 1080P screen.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: headwalk on September 14, 2013, 05:57:20 PM
beige boxes for everyone

i give it five years until acrid beige is at the height of retro-fashion.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 12:51:00 PM
Today is ios7 day. Can anyone confirm that the IPSW in the beta is the same as what is coming down the pipe? iTunes will be slow as fuck downloading today so any mirrors would also be helpful. I have 2 ipads and 3 phones to update today and somehow I doubt they will all get done.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 18, 2013, 01:13:10 PM
Don't even bother, errors out all over the place right now, probably just going to get worse as the day goes on

Digital future!
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 01:34:04 PM
What I'm really hoping for is to find torrents of the IPSW file for the 4S, 5, iPad mini so I don't have to get it from apple today.

I have my work retina iPad updating now with no errors yet. I'm not doing it through iTunes.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 01:45:35 PM
Zero Hero, what happens if you don't update all your iOS devices today?

I don't have one. :smug

They are for other people so I couldn't care really. :heh
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 18, 2013, 02:52:42 PM
7 is almost done installing on my 4s.

Seems a bit slow, but I don't mind.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 02:56:14 PM
so it seems the 5S is the current overall godphone. bless u ive. Might have to be a tool and buy out of upgrade schedule. Can't handle my babby 4 running ios7 slowly.

beige boxes for everyone

i give it five years until acrid beige is at the height of retro-fashion.
it will be reborn as 'warm ceramic'. bank on it.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 18, 2013, 03:05:19 PM
so it seems the 5S is the current overall godphone. bless u ive. Might have to be a tool and buy out of upgrade schedule. Can't handle my babby 4 running ios7 slowly.

That slowness I was seeing is gone now. Everything is running smooth as butter.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: cool breeze on September 18, 2013, 03:10:20 PM
I found out that I can update early; I'll see if I can buy a 5S on Friday.  People are into the gold for some reason, so hopefully I can stroll in around noon and buy a grey SPACE GRAY 5S.

probably not worth upgrading my 4S to iOS7 for a day or two of use
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 03:10:49 PM
:rejoice will download RIGHT NOW.

edit: 21 minutes remaining! :-[


I like the gold but space grey is next level.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
One iPad down. Looks nice.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: huckleberry on September 18, 2013, 04:02:15 PM
Been trying to update my daughers ipad mini for two hours now...still says seven hours to go  :-\


anyway to stop the update and start over?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 04:02:25 PM
iTunes radio is great. Pandora is in trouble.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 04:03:04 PM
damn iphone you sure are taking your time preparing this update.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 04:05:59 PM
How much time would you need to prepare to be up-dated?  :phil :shaq
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
I can take a three minute whore's bath in the back of a car with just a bottle of hand-sani and some old newspapers and come out sparkling.  :-*
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 04:25:37 PM
Practice makes perfect. :phil
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 04:26:25 PM
it won't verify. goddamnit apple :tocry
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 04:29:21 PM
Keep trying. It took me a few tries too.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 18, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
hahaha, this shit is ugly

looks like a cosby sweater

lay off the pipe, ive
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2013, 08:18:00 PM
bubububu dat parralax
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Himu on September 18, 2013, 08:21:23 PM
an os that looks like a cosby sweater? evidence NOW.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 18, 2013, 08:37:26 PM

On the plus side, I like the control center at the bottom, and the new notification center is nice. The multitasking WebOS layout seems unnecessary. Also, new camera stuff like HDR. I think they may have tweaked fonts a bit, text seems a tiny bit crisper, but that may just be my imagination.

My biggest prob with it is that it's too damned bright. I mean, burn your eyes at night kinda bright. I know Ives is probably all about the Sun God or whatever, but give me a dark option you fucking skinheaded hippy.

Also, pretty sure iTunes Radio just nailed the coffin lid shut on Pandora.



Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 18, 2013, 10:10:50 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/ciOSby2_zps7b2e0a57.jpg)

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/ciOSby_zpsfc7333f5.jpg)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2013, 10:31:21 PM
 :what
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 18, 2013, 10:33:53 PM
its not cosbry sweater, just very pastel.  I like it though.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 18, 2013, 10:34:04 PM
iTunes fortunately has yet to prompt me to download iOS 7.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2013, 10:37:08 PM
Adopting an OS at launch  :holeup

No thanks
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 18, 2013, 10:49:17 PM
its not cosbry sweater, just very pastel.  I like it though.

what a surprising turn of events
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2013, 11:08:35 PM
Sigh... I shouldn't have upgraded back in April  :shaq2
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 11:11:26 PM
Adopting an OS at launch  :holeup

No thanks
My update went quite smoothly, downloaded directly to my phone. How are those android updates treating you? :heh
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 18, 2013, 11:22:21 PM
its not cosbry sweater, just very pastel.  I like it though.

what a surprising turn of events

hey cockmuncher, I fucking like android.  good christ you're annoyingly persistent
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 18, 2013, 11:26:03 PM
Learn to take a jab, breh. :heh
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2013, 11:38:15 PM
Adopting an OS at launch  :holeup

No thanks
My update went quite smoothly, downloaded directly to my phone. How are those android updates treating you? :heh

Fine after the initial confusion... and maybe you missed the part where I can't get a 5C or 5s now BECAUSE I UPGRADED TO AN IPHONE 4 IN APRIL, YOU TWATWAFFLE
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 18, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Mmm I can taste the homosexual tension in the air. Brb going to have sex with a piece of fruit.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 18, 2013, 11:42:28 PM
:heh

I have til February for my upgrade ;(
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: bork on September 18, 2013, 11:49:15 PM
I UPGRADED TO AN IPHONE 4 IN APRIL

Why did you change to an iPhone 4 this year?   ???
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 18, 2013, 11:53:13 PM
i have an ipod touch that can't upgrade to iOS7

i am the poorest
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 18, 2013, 11:54:05 PM
I UPGRADED TO AN IPHONE 4 IN APRIL

Why did you change to an iPhone 4 this year?   ???

He probably did it so that he could legitimately complain about it being slow and stuff. It's what I'd do. :usacry
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 18, 2013, 11:57:42 PM
I UPGRADED TO AN IPHONE 4 IN APRIL

Why did you change to an iPhone 4 this year?   ???

It was free :fbm
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 19, 2013, 12:14:06 AM
Everything is so... White.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2013, 12:16:19 AM
Everything is so... White.

:gurl
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 19, 2013, 12:24:39 AM
Does this count as an avatar quote?
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2013, 12:27:43 AM
It was definitely up an upgrade from the piece of crap I was using :yeshrug
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2013, 12:30:38 AM
Does this count as an avatar quote?


.....yes.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: hampster on September 19, 2013, 08:34:43 AM
i have an ipod touch that can't upgrade to iOS7

i am the poorest

Same :(

I tried playing sonic dash on it recently and it could barely run :'(
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2013, 08:47:50 AM
So io7

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 19, 2013, 08:57:13 AM
What is an iPod Touch?

Edit: did some research—apparently it's like a wi-fi only mini iPad mini. If they add 4G I might get one.

A Touch is an iPhone without the phone. It's thinner, but the screen size is the same.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: demi on September 19, 2013, 08:58:13 AM
i have an ipod touch that can't upgrade to iOS7

i am the poorest

Yeah, but who wants iOS7? Lol. I still use iOS5.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: lordmaji on September 19, 2013, 03:34:18 PM
Iphone is weak. You can only do so much on it.

Android is where it's at.  You can do whatever the hell you want and the progs are way better.
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: bork on September 19, 2013, 03:34:21 PM
iOS7 seems nice for the most part.  I waited until the last night to try upgrading and downloaded it via iTunes on my PC.  Went nice and fast.  They finally included several features like using the camera flash as a flashlight, which is sure to make the people who put the 7,000 different flashlight apps on the app store cry.  It's nice being able to quickly turn wi-fi on/off and no longer be limited by the number of apps you can place into one folder, but this is all shit that should have been available in the first place. 

It was definitely up an upgrade from the piece of crap I was using :yeshrug

"Not anymore it isn't."
\
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sergeant-yates.jpg)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2013, 07:06:29 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/64bfabdd7dd81078fd0673087f3afe16/tumblr_mq1j015b5q1svn1xeo1_1280.jpg)

jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com (http://jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 19, 2013, 10:30:23 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
Post by: Tasty on September 19, 2013, 10:40:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C5RlnLs.gif)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5S/iPhone 5C/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 20, 2013, 05:29:54 AM
Holy goddam battery drain.

Phone went from 88 to 30 percent overnight (little less than 6 hours). Thats Android levels bad.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 20, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
The new weather app is meh, doesn't show the percentages for the chance of rain anymore.

A KEY FEAUTURE IN IRELAND
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Reb on September 20, 2013, 08:43:55 AM
I asked her "how big is cork".
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2013, 09:52:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zshbMFy.gif)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: cool breeze on September 20, 2013, 01:09:35 PM
I bought the 5S.  I called last night and Genius® said people were already lining up (for a telephone  ???).  I didn't have a problem strolling in at noon and getting a SPACE GRAY one as planned.  It's like my 4S but slightly lighter  :heart

iOS7 is new and confusing and weirdly quiet.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 20, 2013, 06:13:04 PM
Fuck, iOS 7 is forcing me to use their extremely shitty Podcasts app if I want to have podcasts.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2013, 06:48:22 PM
Fuck, iOS 7 is forcing me to use their extremely shitty Podcasts app if I want to have podcasts.

Really?  Do you have Downcast or Instacast?  Either work fine for me on iOS7.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2013, 07:45:31 PM
apple's podcast app doesn't even work in ios7 for me. which is annoying because I don't want to bother downloading a new podcast app at the moment, but also good since a) apple's podcast app is asscheeks ugly, and b) see a)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
I bought this phone today

http://www.nokia.com/global/products/phone/lumia520/

For a $99 phone, it's pretty boss
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: brob on September 20, 2013, 09:04:23 PM
Is it, truly, the more fun smart phone™?
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2013, 09:07:27 PM
Also- Republic, the mobile provider that offers insanely good plans, finally got a halfway decent phone to go with their plans.  If the Moto X is, in fact, halfway decent, which most reviews have claimed it is.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2424596,00.asp
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2013, 09:11:39 PM
Is it, truly, the more fun smart phone™?

it's cheaper and better than most no-contract phones, and I can get a dirt-cheap minutes-only plan without being saddled with a data plan

Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 20, 2013, 09:18:34 PM
Fuck, iOS 7 is forcing me to use their extremely shitty Podcasts app if I want to have podcasts.

Really?  Do you have Downcast or Instacast?  Either work fine for me on iOS7.

Neither, I'll have to look into that.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: chronovore on September 20, 2013, 10:20:21 PM
Is it, truly, the more fun smart phone™?

it's cheaper and better than most no-contract phones, and I can get a dirt-cheap minutes-only plan without being saddled with a data plan

I sure don't like being shackled to my Verizon plan. They reactivated my phone without reminding me, and cost me an extra $50 in accidental Roaming when I restored my phone prior to my US trip.  :(
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Tasty on September 20, 2013, 10:23:30 PM
Is it, truly, the more fun smart phone™?

it's cheaper and better than most no-contract phones, and I can get a dirt-cheap minutes-only plan without being saddled with a data plan

Shoulda got a Nexus 4. :rejoice
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 21, 2013, 08:01:10 AM
They're sold out, and they also started at $200.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: pilonv1 on September 21, 2013, 08:11:02 AM
Welcome to Windows Phone, me and MCD will make you feel welcome
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: pilonv1 on September 21, 2013, 08:11:47 AM
Fuck, iOS 7 is forcing me to use their extremely shitty Podcasts app if I want to have podcasts.

Really?  Do you have Downcast or Instacast?  Either work fine for me on iOS7.

Neither, I'll have to look into that.  Thanks.

Downcast is the only thing I miss about not having an iOS phone. It's such a good app
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Fifstar on September 21, 2013, 08:12:44 AM
Wasn't somebody worried about the performance of Ios 7 on his Ipad2? Because it runs really smooth on the ipad2 of my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: pilonv1 on September 21, 2013, 08:14:02 AM
That was me, thanks :heart
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2013, 09:21:37 AM
I've heard that it's not TERRIBLE on iphone 4, just slower across the board generally speaking, and there are a few new features you don't get, none of which I was terribly interested in anyway.

I'll still probably wait until they've released a performance boosting update for it to bother updating my phone, though.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 21, 2013, 11:43:55 AM
I installed it an iphone 4 I got off of Craigslist.  Not bad but definitely laggy - much more so than on the 4s that my wife uses. I'm glad I updated to 7 (like the way it looks) but would definitely recommend at least waiting for a speed improvement.

Oddly, it was laggy as hell the first day but improved quite a bit the next    :yeshrug
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Tasty on September 21, 2013, 12:38:54 PM
They're sold out, and they also started at $200.

It's also a way better phone with a way better OS. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 21, 2013, 12:40:31 PM
Why the hell is it so hard to download anything or sync apps?  I must have downloaded the iTunes U App a dozen times already because it keeps prompting me to yet it won't sync up or work at all.

My contract ends next month, this pretty much seals the deal that I'm not getting another iPhone.  Good jon, Apple.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2013, 01:08:38 PM
Could you be more specific in regards to the problems your having with iTunes U?

Honestly a good rule of thumb is that Apple's system apps (ie, the apps that ship with the phone, so Settings, Safari, Calculator, Calendar, etc) are very well optimized and work very well with the phone, mostly because Forrester and now Ive worked very very closely with the hardware teams to make sure the apps work as near to perfect as possible (which of course doesn't happen, but it gets darn close).

However, Apple's secondary apps that you can download from the App Store (iTunes U, Podcasts, Apple Store, the iWork/iLife suite) are far far behind in optimization and design quality as compared to the system apps.  There's obviously some sort of disconnect between the various software teams housed within Apple and the main UI and hardware team that is responsible for the phones.  My recommendation is: if there's a third party app that does what you want, download that instead of an Apple one.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Why the hell is it so hard to download anything or sync apps?  I must have downloaded the iTunes U App a dozen times already because it keeps prompting me to yet it won't sync up or work at all.

My contract ends next month, this pretty much seals the deal that I'm not getting another iPhone.  Good jon, Apple.

:shh New Nexus 5 will be announced next month.  If I hadn't boneheadedly gotten an iphone 4 in April, I'd probably be seriously looking at one of those- fucker's gonna be sweet, and pure android to boot...
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 21, 2013, 10:59:52 PM
The iPhone 4 runs like absolute shit on iOS7. Every action is laggy both visually and responsively.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2013, 11:34:32 PM
:bow not adopting at launch :bow2

:piss wide beta testers :piss2
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Polari on September 22, 2013, 07:42:57 AM
The 520 is a great phone for the price.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 22, 2013, 07:57:32 AM
Could you be more specific in regards to the problems your having with iTunes U?

Honestly a good rule of thumb is that Apple's system apps (ie, the apps that ship with the phone, so Settings, Safari, Calculator, Calendar, etc) are very well optimized and work very well with the phone, mostly because Forrester and now Ive worked very very closely with the hardware teams to make sure the apps work as near to perfect as possible (which of course doesn't happen, but it gets darn close).

However, Apple's secondary apps that you can download from the App Store (iTunes U, Podcasts, Apple Store, the iWork/iLife suite) are far far behind in optimization and design quality as compared to the system apps.  There's obviously some sort of disconnect between the various software teams housed within Apple and the main UI and hardware team that is responsible for the phones.  My recommendation is: if there's a third party app that does what you want, download that instead of an Apple one.

It kept prompting me to download iTunes U at the iTunes Store.  Then it kept asking me to provide three security questions, which I did every time.  Then I saw the download progress.  Then when it came time to sync up, it showed that it transferred over.  However at the end of the sync, the app was not there and iTunes prompted me to download the program again.

No big deal, I deleted the iTunes U content and the message went away.  I appreciate your help.  I'm not an advanced iOS user by any means since the Apple programs, until now, did the job.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 22, 2013, 07:59:25 AM
The iPhone 4 runs like absolute shit on iOS7. Every action is laggy both visually and responsively.

Just curious but did you set the 4 up from new or restore from a backup? When I first installed ios7 I thought it was a big mistake...not everything run pretty smooth - old hardware considered.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 22, 2013, 08:34:37 AM
It wasn't my 4, I don't know what they did.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Reb on September 22, 2013, 03:50:03 PM
My iPhone 4 is fine. Maybe even better.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Reb on September 22, 2013, 03:50:45 PM
Also, if you listen to podcasts, use Downcast.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2013, 11:11:08 PM
Updated my 4 to iOS 7.

I give it 4.5 Mehs out of 5.

I like this new feature:

(http://i.imgur.com/e7Y4vCil.jpg) (http://imgur.com/e7Y4vCi)

Damn, I'm sorry I missed out on the Oklahoma CAC Festival. It sounds like my kind of place!
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 23, 2013, 11:29:21 PM
The music program sucks.  They moved the bar to the bottom of the screen.  However they did put in an option to repeat a song as opposed to a playlist, which is new.  Sometimes I'll listen to the same song 4-5 times in a row and with iOS 7 I can do that without a problem.  The screen commands had a lot of lag for some reason.

The camera program is great and the only positive I've seen so far with iOS 7.  Worked fantastically for a bunch of pictures I had to take today.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 24, 2013, 12:33:11 AM
Joe- how much slower is it?  Most importantly, can you still play PAD on an iphone 4 with iOS7???
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 25, 2013, 08:42:42 PM
So the 5s touch id thingy has been spoofed successfully. What was the point of this MUST HAVE technology exactly?
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: chronovore on September 25, 2013, 08:44:41 PM
Someone please update the thread title when 7.1 or even 7.0.1 comes out.

Right now all this iOS update does is make it hard to access Apple's servers.  :maf
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2013, 09:03:47 PM
Joe- how much slower is it?  Most importantly, can you still play PAD on an iphone 4 with iOS7???

I dunno, a little bit slower, but I'm not really noticing it being that much slower. I mainly just use my phone for derping around on the internet when I'm not at my computer. PAD still works, so I can't complain. (Several other games were completely borked though, but they were shit games that weren't PAD, so oh well.)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 25, 2013, 09:19:46 PM
So the 5s touch id thingy has been spoofed successfully. What was the point of this MUST HAVE technology exactly?

to sell phones.  did it work?


Nah fuck that. Making it gold sold more than that touch shit.



And yes, making it gold did work.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2013, 09:20:53 PM
So the 5s touch id thingy has been spoofed successfully. What was the point of this MUST HAVE technology exactly?

Fortunately, there's a work around body part you can use to log in that can't be so easily duplicated...

http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/apple-touch-id-body-part-tests/
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: huckleberry on September 25, 2013, 09:24:23 PM
Well if using your junk to unlcock your phone isn't a selling point I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
Especially around here :phil
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
OH GOD I'M UPDATING TO IOS7 WHAT AM I DOING
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Tasty on September 25, 2013, 09:35:01 PM
OH GOD I'M UPDATING TO IOS7 WHAT AM I DOING

five minutes later

(http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/2013/02/hugemistake.gif)

well it could also apply to right after you bought your iphone i suppose
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 25, 2013, 09:39:17 PM
get the android dick out of your mouth for a hot second andrex

so I can stick mine in it instead
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: brawndolicious on September 25, 2013, 09:50:11 PM
Tricking the fingerprint scanner requires a really high resolution image of your fingerprint and then putting it onto a mold thing.

Now ask yourself if you or anybody you know has information on your phone that is valuable enough for a potential hacker to be willing to go through the trouble? It's just a feature to keep your porn and flirty texts private.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2013, 09:54:09 PM
get the android dick out of your mouth for a hot second andrex

so I can stick mine in it instead

(http://i.imgur.com/DzaRTMa.gif)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Raban on September 25, 2013, 11:20:31 PM
get the android dick out of your mouth for a hot second andrex

so I can stick mine in it instead
(http://i.minus.com/ibsIk5UknQ8HIV.gif)
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Tasty on September 26, 2013, 12:38:07 AM
get the android dick out of your mouth for a hot second andrex

so I can stick mine in it instead

It's open any time, you proto-bi Apple tosser.
Title: Re: Official iPhone 5s/iPhone 5c/iOS 7 thread of Jony Ive's technicolor dreamcoat
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 03, 2013, 10:45:34 PM
The iOS 7 experience continues to fail to impress.

I wonder what dipshit at Apple decided to put the volume slider on the same side of the screen as the previous track/pause/next track buttons/symbols.  Wanted to skip a song while it was on shuffle and was treated to having it blast at full volume instead.  iOS 5 and 6 had the volume slider on the opposite end of the screen and for good reason.