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Title: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 04, 2014, 01:20:38 PM
Sochi 2014 is off to a great start (http://t.co/ue8gP5QevM)!

Do not put this water on your face! It is DANGEROUS FACE WATER (https://twitter.com/StacyStClair/status/430550673977913344).

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfmfjoTCMAAMPy0.jpg:large)

No gay stuff here. Just two bros helping each other poop (http://deadspin.com/the-sochi-double-toilets-are-real-1515710910/@barryap).

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19ennvwskeytrjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)

Many of the media hotels are 60% complete! However, the door is included in that 40%. Please enter and exit your hotel through the window.

Welcome to Russia, please enjoy your stay!

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41891000/jpg/_41891198_putin-afp-416.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2014, 01:39:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfpGUmiCIAA6ty2.jpg)
(http://imageshack.com/a/img692/3148/whew.png)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2014, 01:40:16 PM
THANKS PUTIN
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Post by: brob on February 04, 2014, 02:10:13 PM
Paper that doesn't go in the toilet is hardly toilet paper is it? dang communists.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 02:32:03 PM
i've never watched winter olympics in my life.

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2014, 02:37:21 PM
I like how Sochi isn't even a winter city, it's a warm, coastal town that coincidentally also happens to be Putin's favorite vacation spot.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 04, 2014, 03:02:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7GpfSfu.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2014, 03:15:47 PM
$50,000,000,000
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 03:26:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7GpfSfu.jpg)

:rofl

I just don't...what? :what
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: demi on February 04, 2014, 03:32:22 PM
This is what happens when you have straight people design.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2014, 03:42:55 PM
So glad CBC has the Olympics again. Their coverage is amazing and puts NBC to shame.

:bow CBC HD in Seattle :bow2
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 03:43:10 PM
This is what happens when you have straight people design.

:rofl
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 04, 2014, 04:15:21 PM
Why's everyone complaining? The hotels have all the necessities.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfpHw6JIcAAdZzj.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: cool breeze on February 04, 2014, 04:32:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fnJoX5D.jpg)

the little stick figure penis.  attention to detail.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 04:34:25 PM
i don't understand the last one. Is that a razer or a piece of poop?
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Post by: brob on February 04, 2014, 04:41:21 PM
needle.

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 04:48:38 PM
winter sports are so foreign to me. the only thing i've done is ice skate.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
when do winter olympics start? since i quit watching WWE and EPL games are only on weekends, with MLS out, I need some sports to watch during the week. I've never watched a hockey game.

I see. Friday Feb 7, the day of my doc appointment. Should be fun. I'll fire up some weed crackers and get high while watching the ceremony.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 05:59:11 PM
Boycotts are only worth it when they have potential to do damage. Boycotting large, corporate products, like say, the Olympics, is impossible and naive. Boycotting BET, however, is within reason.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2014, 06:05:47 PM
It is, but it's a large corporate product aimed at a small percent of the population. If enough people dissent and call out their tom foolery, they will change. Meanwhile, there's likely nothing to change Putin's mind about lgbt rights, and he's going to be seeing money anyways.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: tiesto on February 04, 2014, 06:12:22 PM
Summer Sports = Eastern European women's volleyball :drool
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 04, 2014, 07:39:26 PM
I'll watch the Olympics for Lolo

(http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/6e47d36e891211e3bd230a26c88f7963_8.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Positive Touch on February 04, 2014, 07:58:59 PM
holy shit she's back? :lol that chick is the tim tebow of the olympics
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2014, 12:21:17 AM
So much pent up sexual frustration...
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: pilonv1 on February 05, 2014, 06:36:57 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bfn_kqgIIAAC5mn.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2014, 02:33:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SYSiTxj.jpg)

schedule the bore meetup in sochi 
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/metJZE4.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
The Godfather Part IV: Michael Goes to Sochi
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2014, 06:05:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SYSiTxj.jpg)

schedule the bore meetup in sochi

Looks like the MMO thread.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 06, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfyoURwCEAAQ-vF.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 06, 2014, 01:59:13 PM
Sochi Official: Our Shower Surveillance Footage Says Hotels Are Fine (http://gizmodo.com/sochi-official-our-shower-surveillance-footage-says-ho-1517435247?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19ev8ohc8uwd0jpg/ku-medium.jpg)

:phil
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Rufus on February 06, 2014, 01:59:30 PM
:lol

The plan says what the plan says, huh?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 06, 2014, 02:47:37 PM
If you're in Canada or live in a border state that gets CBC, they'll be airing the opening ceremonies live tomorrow at 11am Eastern/8am Pacific.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2014, 03:17:38 PM
are there any real alternatives to watching this on nbc if you're not in kah-nah-da?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Rufus on February 06, 2014, 03:25:58 PM
^ Saw this earlier: http://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/1x64g6/want_to_watch_sochi_without_cable_i_strongly/

It points to a VPN extension for Chrome. I have a feeling it'll collapse under the load or something, but maybe it'll work out.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2014, 03:37:31 PM
Sochi Official: Our Shower Surveillance Footage Says Hotels Are Fine (http://gizmodo.com/sochi-official-our-shower-surveillance-footage-says-ho-1517435247?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19ev8ohc8uwd0jpg/ku-medium.jpg)

:phil

:neogaf
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 06, 2014, 03:48:45 PM
are there any real alternatives to watching this on nbc if you're not in kah-nah-da?

http://olympics.cbc.ca/
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 07, 2014, 11:37:09 AM
Stopped by my parents house and saw the first 20 minutes of opening ceremonies on CBC HD. So much better than Vancouver, but that's not saying much.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2014, 06:38:53 PM
Goddamit. I turned to NBC news and these niccas are spoiling the opening ceremony already. I hate this channel so much.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2014, 07:59:21 PM
Fucking NBC drawing this shit out when all I want to see is the opening ceremony. I hate this channel.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2014, 08:08:03 PM
http://twitchy.com/2014/02/07/nbcfail-lives-olympics-tradition-returns-as-nbc-skips-live-feed-of-sochi-opening-ceremony/
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 08, 2014, 10:31:21 AM
http://deadspin.com/nbc-edits-out-ioc-anti-discrimination-statement-from-op-1518727938

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Rufus on February 08, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Scare 'em - straight?
(http://i.imgur.com/hcxTO.gif)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mandark on February 08, 2014, 01:01:27 PM
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/02/sochi-hotel-guests-complain-about-topless-portraits-of-putin-in-rooms.html

:dead

If it weren't for the last line, I might not have realized it was a Borowitz piece.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2014, 02:29:32 PM
GOOOOOOOLDDD!!!!!!


CANADA GOLD AND SILVER IN WOMEN'S MOGULS

:rock   :rock  :rock

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2014, 02:32:36 PM
THE CANADIAN MEDAL AVALANCHE BEGINS!!!!!

EVERYONE OUTTA THE WAY, MUTHERFUKERS!!!  :punch
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2014, 02:46:00 PM
I don't get nbcs deal. Are they airing via tape delay? Or is it live? I saw Olympics were on as early as 1 am? So the only watch to watch is to dvr? Do they re air it later in the day? Just how do you watch?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2014, 03:08:22 PM
I don't get nbcs deal. Are they airing via tape delay? Or is it live? I saw Olympics were on as early as 1 am? So the only watch to watch is to dvr? Do they re air it later in the day? Just how do you watch?

Live events were airing on CBC from about 10 a.m. to about a half hour ago.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
I wanted to watch hockey and apparently it came on at 3 am.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2014, 03:12:59 PM
I wanted to watch hockey and apparently it came on at 3 am.

Yeah, the women's USA vs. Finland match was early, I think.

I caught most of the Canada vs. Switzerland game at 9 a.m. tho.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2014, 03:21:40 PM
Do NHL players play in the Olympics or is it amateur only? Their season is going on right now.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 08, 2014, 03:32:58 PM
Do NHL players play in the Olympics or is it amateur only? Their season is going on right now.

The NHL shuts down during the Olympics for their players to go.  Today is the last day of NHL games until the Olympics are over.

It was actually an issue during the last collective bargaining fight.  The players wanted to be able to go to Sochi, while the owners didn't want to let them.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 08, 2014, 03:49:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HEWVifN.jpg)

:neogaf
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2014, 04:13:42 PM
:lol
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Post by: brob on February 08, 2014, 04:30:11 PM
Ole Einar Bjørndalen

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Freyj on February 08, 2014, 09:08:28 PM
(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1620380_10151993384498661_1261505515_n.jpg)

Blues going into Olympic Break 1st in Central and 2nd in the League and tied for most Sochi selections. Unfortunate that Sobi isn't going to be able to play for the Czechs.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2014, 08:34:31 AM
The Only People Harassing the Gays of Sochi are the Foreign Journalists

Quote
“Too many,” Zhanna the butch cashier says rolling her eyes when I ask her how many foreign journalists have come through here. “Questions, cameras. And always with the same questions.” Are gays being persecuted? Beaten? “I always tell them that we observe all the laws. No one bothers us and we don’t bother anyone.”

The only people who bother them, it seemed, were the foreign journalists. Pointing cameras in their faces, asking questions. “People are annoyed because they don’t want to be on screen,” Zhanna explained. Though some people don’t realize they’re being taped-like one gentleman who did a drunken birthday dance recently-only to find himself in an American news segment.

“Are we annoying?” I asked the manager.

“Yes,” he said icily. Then he added, “If you want an interview, call our people and schedule one.”

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116548/only-people-harassing-gays-sochi-are-foreign-journalist

(http://i.imgur.com/iAUsnvN.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: brob on February 09, 2014, 02:50:56 PM
(http://i3.minus.com/jov8Y0Wn50EuV.jpg)

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2014, 03:30:52 PM
(http://i3.minus.com/jov8Y0Wn50EuV.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ekq8LwD.jpg?3)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2014, 03:31:59 PM
I jammed to that shine on you crazy diamond yall
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
Gold in short track speed skating!

Top of the medal table right now!  :rock
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 10, 2014, 02:39:38 PM
Bilodeau repeats as Olympics champion in men's moguls!

Gold and silver in women's moguls :punch

Gold and silver in men's moguls :punch

Canada owns the mogul hill! :punch

Still on top of medal standings!  Three gold, three silver, one bronze! :punch
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 10, 2014, 02:43:55 PM
Who got bronze? It sounded like Canada was going to get all three medals in men's moguls?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 10, 2014, 02:46:47 PM
Who got bronze? It sounded like Canada was going to get all three medals in men's moguls?

Russian dude got bronze.

Our third skier came in 4th.  His final run was a little rough.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 10, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
Boogie being strongly nationalistic? What a twist! :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 10, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
Not a complaint, just an observation: No one seems to mind Canadians being nationalistic ("Oh, look that's cute!"), but American nationalism is annoying.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: brob on February 10, 2014, 04:07:42 PM
people rarely mind someone kicking upwards
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 10, 2014, 06:05:42 PM
nothing reeked more of bandwagon patriotism than that landon donavan miracle goal during the last World Cup.   But fuck it, that moment was glorious :tocry
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2014, 06:12:59 PM
I guess Americans are just used to celebrating greatness more than anyone else :smug
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2014, 05:15:18 PM
Uh oh Boogie, my ancestors are passin yall up
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 11, 2014, 08:34:05 PM
Uh oh Boogie, my ancestors are passin yall up

Oh no you don't.  You yanks don't get to be all "America!  Fuck ya!  We're #1!" all the time and then get to go running to claim some other country when Old Glory can't get 'Er done.

yer gonna sit there and take yer whoopings like a man! :usacry
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 11, 2014, 08:36:18 PM
(I know it's probably going to be a stretch for us to rule the gold medal count again this time.  I just want us to come out on top of the USA and the Russians. ;) )
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 12, 2014, 09:59:16 AM
Aaaand on that note, in women's hockey, Canada just beat the US 3-2! :punch

spoiler (click to show/hide)
in a game that means nothing other than morale and momentum.  They are almost certain to meet again for the gold medal game
[close]
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 12, 2014, 10:12:21 AM
Holland is doing pretty well. Ice skating of course.

All three medals twice!

(http://www.nrc.nl/olympischespelen/files/2014/02/DV1637065.jpg)

(http://bin.snmmd.nl/m/m1mxgdga6dqx_std640.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 12, 2014, 10:27:48 AM
Ya, the Dutch just completely own long track speed skating.  I'm still kinda bummed that we just barely missed sweeping the men's moguls.

Also, a silver in 1,000m speed skating for Canada!
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 12, 2014, 01:40:09 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgSpY69IUAEZxT1.jpg)

That's 8 medals in 3 events.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 13, 2014, 01:53:41 PM
(http://bin.snmmd.nl/m/m1mxgmqalm2g_std1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2014, 08:59:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKuqGyFqh8
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: brob on February 15, 2014, 06:50:05 AM
Norway has been underperforming, and today lost the cross country relay. The tv studio people are all up in arms and there is a fantastic twitter-feed scrolling on screen of people who are borderline suicidal.

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 15, 2014, 10:33:08 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgcnIpdIgAAig83.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Freyj on February 15, 2014, 06:23:56 PM
(http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/nhl/blog/021514_oshie.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2014, 08:55:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNi4_2qHPY
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2014, 07:13:23 AM
Man, since our initial ass-kicking in the first two days, we haven't won any more golds.  A truckload of silvers though.  :-\

I think any more gold hopes are going to rest on the curling and hockey teams, and those are always a crapshoot.  Could go 4 for 4, or 0 for 4.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 18, 2014, 07:23:24 AM
I forgot to post the dutch top 4 at the 1500m for women on Sunday.
Also a big change at another 3 medals at the 10000m for men today.

EDIT: Yup, another 3 medals.


Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

(http://i.imgur.com/BoTc9VR.png)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2014, 12:18:05 PM


Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

(http://i.imgur.com/BoTc9VR.png)

Umm, no.  That's all the long track speed skating medals.  Your Dutch bias is leading you to forget that short track exists. ;)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds? :smug
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 19, 2014, 02:14:44 AM


Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

(http://i.imgur.com/BoTc9VR.png)

Umm, no.  That's all the long track speed skating medals.  Your Dutch bias is leading you to forget that short track exists. ;)

The official Sochi website splits it in speed skating and short track.
I was careful to use those naming conventions to avoid being called out.

Alas!
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Reb on February 19, 2014, 02:16:17 AM
So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds? :smug


I'd say total medals and then sort by gold, silver, bronze. ;)

However, once the skating stops, Holland will sink pretty hard.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 19, 2014, 07:06:02 AM
So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds? :smug

Golds, of course.

Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 19, 2014, 09:53:34 AM
 Aaaand in hockey, the Russians get turfed by Finland in the quarter finals!

Second Olympics in a row they don't even make the semis.

Putin to disappear the entire team to a Siberian gulag. :rock
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 19, 2014, 10:05:34 AM
Ouch! I recently saw some interview where some Russian Olympic committee guy was talkin about how hockey was the important one for them
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Eli Gulgin on February 19, 2014, 10:56:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DJdeIm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2014, 01:33:09 PM
So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds? :smug

Golds, of course.

Norway 9
Germany 8
United States 7
Russia 6
Netherlands 6
Switzerland 6
Canada 5

Quote
United States   7   5   11   23
Russia   6   9   7   22
Netherlands   6   7   9   22
Norway   9   4   7   20
Canada   5   9   4   18

You're better off going with total medals, man.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 19, 2014, 02:46:02 PM
Nah, I don't move goalposts as some sort of sad, desperate attempt to make my country's performance look better. :P
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2014, 02:50:24 PM
Canada-US in the semis! Should be a great game!

Nah, I don't move goalposts as some sort of sad, desperate attempt to make my country's performance look better. :P

Neither did I.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 20, 2014, 08:20:30 AM
Women's hockey gold medal game today!  Canada v. USA! 
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 20, 2014, 11:24:02 AM
Gold in women's curling! :rock

Clawed back up to 5th in the medal table now! :rock

The remaining hockey and curling games will decide my country's fate this Olympics, from this point...
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 20, 2014, 02:54:07 PM
Not even mad, that was a good game.

That post tho :usacry
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 20, 2014, 05:06:28 PM
WOOOOO!!!! :rock :rock :rock

Way to go Ladies!   Two golds today!   Allrighty men, your turn tomorrow!  That'll be a tough one.


Not even mad, that was a good game.

That post tho :usacry

The last five minutes of the 3rd + OT was insane.  That sequence of the ref skating into the Canadian defence and then the post is proof that there are Hockey Gods, and they have a sick sense of humour.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 20, 2014, 05:08:48 PM
(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/840048222.gif)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 20, 2014, 05:16:06 PM
It was awesome to stream it to my phone, will definitely do the same tomorrow for men's
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2014, 07:07:38 PM
US Women held it together well, but then fell apart with a few minutes left in regulation. Excting game, though!

Gonna watch the game tomorrow morning with coffee and breakfast. Should be awesome.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 20, 2014, 07:48:01 PM
I'm definitely nervous about the game tomorrow.  Your guys have looked much better than us so far in the tourney.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 06:59:44 AM
Aaand with a gold and silver in ski cross, we (briefly, I'm sure) climb back to 2nd in the medal table!  :punch

All right yanks, let's do this!   You guys may have lit up the scoreboard so far, but now you have to deal with the best defencemen in the world!  :punch

DOUGHTY! :punch

WEBER! :punch
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: DCharlieJP on February 21, 2014, 07:04:33 AM
I love the way the TOTALLY FUCKING SCOTTISH curling teams are SO SO BRITISH right now...

but when they fuck up vs the fig leafs it will be "Silver medal winning scottish team"

if they win gold it will be "BRITISH GOLD WINNERS!"

same with Andy Murray
etc...
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 10:08:02 AM
I love the way the TOTALLY FUCKING SCOTTISH curling teams are SO SO BRITISH right now...

but when they fuck up vs the fig leafs it will be "Silver medal winning scottish team"

if they win gold it will be "BRITISH GOLD WINNERS!"

same with Andy Murray
etc...

"British", "Scottish", I'll just call them "those guys getting spanked by team Canada right now".
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2014, 11:05:17 AM
Canada lookin at your spot Norway


Excited for hockey today!
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 11:09:54 AM
So that's 9 gold!  Within one of Norway!
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2014, 12:12:02 PM
you scared, boogie?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2014, 12:58:28 PM
Probably not at this point :usacry
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2014, 12:59:25 PM
goddamn it
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 01:11:45 PM
Probably not at this point :usacry

No lead is safe.  Canadian fans don't feel comforfable without a three goal lead, minimum.  :-\
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2014, 01:12:57 PM
Probably not at this point :usacry

No lead is safe.  Canadian fans don't feel comforfable without a three goal lead, minimum.  :-\

and leafs fans don't feel safe even then
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2014, 01:28:21 PM
I don't normally watch hockey but I might have to start, pretty fun to spectate
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Steve Contra on February 21, 2014, 01:43:24 PM
Hockey in person :aah

Hockey on tv :goty2
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2014, 01:47:21 PM
it definitely is 20x better in person
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 21, 2014, 02:10:45 PM
Absolutely stellar defense by Canada. Wow.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 02:10:45 PM
FUCK YEAH!!! :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2014, 02:42:33 PM
Shine on Boogie, you crazy diamond
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE OR POUTINE YOU ASSHOLE
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 06:35:52 PM
Good game, guys.  Canada may have controlled most of the play, but your squad kept it tense right to the end.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2014, 07:17:00 PM
god canadians are too nice
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: nudemacusers on February 21, 2014, 07:39:56 PM
Good game, guys.  Canada may have controlled most of the play, but your squad kept it tense right to the end.
does this count for shit talk in canada?
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Steve Contra on February 21, 2014, 07:52:36 PM
Good game, guys.  Canada may have controlled most of the play, but your squad kept it tense right to the end.
does this count for shit talk in canada?
Yes, Boogie will now have to offer a handwritten apology to America now on RCMP letterhead
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Eli Gulgin on February 22, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
Yeah, good job, fellas. /pats on head

bronzes are nice too

If only lol :usacry
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 22, 2014, 03:39:39 PM
Okay, Maybe I was mostly being magnanimous so as to not tempt the wrath of the Hockey Gods for gloating too much over a semifinal win, and jinxing things for the gold medal game. ;)
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 23, 2014, 06:41:49 AM
All right gents, let's do this.

LEEROY NNJENKINNSSSSS! :punch
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: T-Short on February 23, 2014, 07:50:23 AM
Need a quick equaliser here at the start of the second so you guys don't get too cocky

spoiler (click to show/hide)
we gon' get raped
[close]
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 23, 2014, 08:25:40 AM
SIDDD!!!!!!!! :rock

:tauntaun. :tauntaun
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: T-Short on February 23, 2014, 08:26:05 AM
ffuuuu
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: Boogie on February 23, 2014, 09:29:25 AM
Woooooooo!!!!!!

CANADA wins gold!!!

And All is right with the world.
Title: Re: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2014, 12:43:29 PM
Fuckin Ruskies