Author Topic: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros. (Read 10434 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** February 04, 2014, 01:20:38 PM »

Sochi 2014 is off to a great start!

Do not put this water on your face! It is DANGEROUS FACE WATER.

No gay stuff here. Just two bros helping each other poop.

Many of the media hotels are 60% complete! However, the door is included in that 40%. Please enter and exit your hotel through the window.

Welcome to Russia, please enjoy your stay!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:39:03 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:40:16 PM »

THANKS PUTIN

brob · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:10:13 PM »

Paper that doesn't go in the toilet is hardly toilet paper is it? dang communists.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:32:03 PM »

i've never watched winter olympics in my life.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:37:21 PM »

I like how Sochi isn't even a winter city, it's a warm, coastal town that coincidentally also happens to be Putin's favorite vacation spot.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:02:44 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:15:47 PM »

$50,000,000,000

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:26:56 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on February 04, 2014, 03:02:44 PM

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I just don't...what?

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:32:22 PM »

This is what happens when you have straight people design.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:42:55 PM »

So glad CBC has the Olympics again. Their coverage is amazing and puts NBC to shame.

CBC HD in Seattle

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:43:10 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2014, 03:32:22 PM

This is what happens when you have straight people design.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:15:21 PM »

Why's everyone complaining? The hotels have all the necessities.

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:32:03 PM »

the little stick figure penis. attention to detail.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:34:25 PM »

i don't understand the last one. Is that a razer or a piece of poop?

brob · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:41:21 PM »

needle.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:48:38 PM »

winter sports are so foreign to me. the only thing i've done is ice skate.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:52:57 PM »

when do winter olympics start? since i quit watching WWE and EPL games are only on weekends, with MLS out, I need some sports to watch during the week. I've never watched a hockey game.

I see. Friday Feb 7, the day of my doc appointment. Should be fun. I'll fire up some weed crackers and get high while watching the ceremony.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:59:11 PM »

Boycotts are only worth it when they have potential to do damage. Boycotting large, corporate products, like say, the Olympics, is impossible and naive. Boycotting BET, however, is within reason.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2014, 06:05:47 PM »

It is, but it's a large corporate product aimed at a small percent of the population. If enough people dissent and call out their tom foolery, they will change. Meanwhile, there's likely nothing to change Putin's mind about lgbt rights, and he's going to be seeing money anyways.

tiesto · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2014, 06:12:22 PM »

Summer Sports = Eastern European women's volleyball

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:39:26 PM »

I'll watch the Olympics for Lolo

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:58:59 PM »

holy shit she's back?

that chick is the tim tebow of the olympics

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2014, 12:21:17 AM »

So much pent up sexual frustration...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2014, 06:36:57 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:33:28 PM »

schedule the bore meetup in sochi

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2014, 03:37:20 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2014, 03:42:16 PM »

The Godfather Part IV: Michael Goes to Sochi

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2014, 06:05:30 PM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on February 05, 2014, 02:33:28 PM

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schedule the bore meetup in sochi

Looks like the MMO thread.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:55:35 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:59:13 PM »

Sochi Official: Our Shower Surveillance Footage Says Hotels Are Fine

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:59:30 PM »

The plan says what the plan says, huh?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:47:37 PM »

If you're in Canada or live in a border state that gets CBC, they'll be airing the opening ceremonies live tomorrow at 11am Eastern/8am Pacific.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:17:38 PM »

are there any real alternatives to watching this on nbc if you're not in kah-nah-da?

Rufus · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:25:58 PM »

^ Saw this earlier: http://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/1x64g6/want_to_watch_sochi_without_cable_i_strongly/

It points to a VPN extension for Chrome. I have a feeling it'll collapse under the load or something, but maybe it'll work out.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:37:31 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on February 06, 2014, 01:59:13 PM

Sochi Official: Our Shower Surveillance Footage Says Hotels Are Fine

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 06, 2014, 03:17:38 PM

are there any real alternatives to watching this on nbc if you're not in kah-nah-da?

http://olympics.cbc.ca/

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2014, 11:37:09 AM »

Stopped by my parents house and saw the first 20 minutes of opening ceremonies on CBC HD. So much better than Vancouver, but that's not saying much.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** February 07, 2014, 06:38:53 PM »

Goddamit. I turned to NBC news and these niccas are spoiling the opening ceremony already. I hate this channel so much.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2014, 07:59:21 PM »

Fucking NBC drawing this shit out when all I want to see is the opening ceremony. I hate this channel.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:08:03 PM »

http://twitchy.com/2014/02/07/nbcfail-lives-olympics-tradition-returns-as-nbc-skips-live-feed-of-sochi-opening-ceremony/

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:31:21 AM »

http://deadspin.com/nbc-edits-out-ioc-anti-discrimination-statement-from-op-1518727938

Rufus · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2014, 11:52:09 AM »

Scare 'em - straight?

Mandark · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 08, 2014, 10:33:23 AM

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/02/sochi-hotel-guests-complain-about-topless-portraits-of-putin-in-rooms.html

If it weren't for the last line, I might not have realized it was a Borowitz piece.

Boogie · « **Reply #44 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:29:32 PM »

GOOOOOOOLDDD!!!!!!

CANADA GOLD AND SILVER IN WOMEN'S MOGULS

Boogie · « **Reply #45 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:32:36 PM »

THE CANADIAN MEDAL AVALANCHE BEGINS!!!!!

EVERYONE OUTTA THE WAY, MUTHERFUKERS!!!

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:46:00 PM »

I don't get nbcs deal. Are they airing via tape delay? Or is it live? I saw Olympics were on as early as 1 am? So the only watch to watch is to dvr? Do they re air it later in the day? Just how do you watch?

Boogie · « **Reply #47 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:08:22 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 08, 2014, 02:46:00 PM

I don't get nbcs deal. Are they airing via tape delay? Or is it live? I saw Olympics were on as early as 1 am? So the only watch to watch is to dvr? Do they re air it later in the day? Just how do you watch?

Live events were airing on CBC from about 10 a.m. to about a half hour ago.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:11:55 PM »

I wanted to watch hockey and apparently it came on at 3 am.

Boogie · « **Reply #49 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 08, 2014, 03:11:55 PM

I wanted to watch hockey and apparently it came on at 3 am.

Yeah, the women's USA vs. Finland match was early, I think.

I caught most of the Canada vs. Switzerland game at 9 a.m. tho.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:21:40 PM »

Do NHL players play in the Olympics or is it amateur only? Their season is going on right now.

Boogie · « **Reply #51 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:32:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2014, 03:21:40 PM

Do NHL players play in the Olympics or is it amateur only? Their season is going on right now.

The NHL shuts down during the Olympics for their players to go. Today is the last day of NHL games until the Olympics are over.

It was actually an issue during the last collective bargaining fight. The players wanted to be able to go to Sochi, while the owners didn't want to let them.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2014, 04:13:42 PM »

brob · « **Reply #54 on:** February 08, 2014, 04:30:11 PM »

Ole Einar Bjørndalen

Freyj · « **Reply #55 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:08:28 PM »

Blues going into Olympic Break 1st in Central and 2nd in the League and tied for most Sochi selections. Unfortunate that Sobi isn't going to be able to play for the Czechs.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2014, 08:34:31 AM »

Quote from: The Business on February 08, 2014, 06:04:25 PM

The Only People Harassing the Gays of Sochi are the Foreign Journalists

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“Too many,” Zhanna the butch cashier says rolling her eyes when I ask her how many foreign journalists have come through here. “Questions, cameras. And always with the same questions.” Are gays being persecuted? Beaten? “I always tell them that we observe all the laws. No one bothers us and we don’t bother anyone.”

The only people who bother them, it seemed, were the foreign journalists. Pointing cameras in their faces, asking questions. “People are annoyed because they don’t want to be on screen,” Zhanna explained. Though some people don’t realize they’re being taped-like one gentleman who did a drunken birthday dance recently-only to find himself in an American news segment.

“Are we annoying?” I asked the manager.

“Yes,” he said icily. Then he added, “If you want an interview, call our people and schedule one.”

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116548/only-people-harassing-gays-sochi-are-foreign-journalist

brob · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2014, 02:50:56 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2014, 03:30:52 PM »

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Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** February 09, 2014, 03:31:59 PM »

I jammed to that shine on you crazy diamond yall

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Author Topic: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros. (Read 10434 times)