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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2014, 04:41:59 PM

Title: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
 :'( :'( :'( :'(

this shit is terrible
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM
squirts for days, breh
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2014, 04:44:05 PM
Use the toilet paper with lotion

:mjcry

don't let that Ghana dude hear you say this
:tocry
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: toku on December 18, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Just remember, this too shall pass.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Steve Contra on December 18, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
Front, back, or both ends?
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Positive Touch on December 18, 2014, 04:47:52 PM
what'd you eat
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Brehvolution on December 18, 2014, 04:48:39 PM
Gas station sushi  :wag
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: demi on December 18, 2014, 04:48:41 PM
Prep time for your future gay lifestyle
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2014, 04:49:39 PM
both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2014, 04:55:32 PM
the perdue made you doodoo
(http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: thisismyusername on December 18, 2014, 05:01:13 PM
25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time

:ufup I refuse to believe this.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2014, 05:06:55 PM
swear to god.  I got sick as a kid, but everyone got sick as a kid.  This is truly the first time where I can affirmatively point to what I ate and be like "this.  this fucking thing right here"
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 18, 2014, 05:08:01 PM
Use the toilet paper with lotion

(http://i.imgur.com/tQYypAO.png)

Jesus  :oreilly
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: kick51 on December 18, 2014, 05:09:58 PM
both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: thisismyusername on December 18, 2014, 05:10:08 PM
 :larry :beli You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Fifstar on December 18, 2014, 06:02:29 PM
I don't think I ever got food poisoning. How is it different from being just sick?
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2014, 06:09:27 PM
:larry :beli You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.

There's sick and then there's sick-sick. I've eaten a meal and been like "meh, I don't feel so good now" but man, I ate some chicken spaghetti once and I was on the crapper for the next two days.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Rufus on December 18, 2014, 07:04:00 PM
Leaking from both ends for several days is the absolute worst. You may as well move into your bathroom until it's over.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2014, 07:17:10 PM
both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it

Frozen that I cooked myself
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 18, 2014, 07:54:38 PM
I ate some school cafeteria weenies in BBQ sauce once and then spent the rest of the day dry-heaving into a trash can, but not before revealing the entire contents of my stomach on the gymnasium floor.
Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2014, 04:54:12 PM
Go get some Pepto pills. Consume a lot of them.

Title: Re: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2014, 04:55:50 PM
Sorry bro, I had E. Coli before --- poop like hot water pouring out of a bucket, breh