Author Topic: 25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time (Read 1518 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** December 18, 2014, 04:41:59 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'(

this shit is terrible

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM »

squirts for days, breh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 18, 2014, 04:43:22 PM

Use the toilet paper with lotion

don't let that Ghana dude hear you say this

toku · « **Reply #3 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:45:16 PM »

Just remember, this too shall pass.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #4 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:45:23 PM »

Front, back, or both ends?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:47:52 PM »

what'd you eat

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:48:39 PM »

Gas station sushi

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:48:41 PM »

Prep time for your future gay lifestyle

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:49:39 PM »

both ends although the vomiting has stopped. at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again. thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2014, 04:55:32 PM »

the perdue made you doodoo

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:01:13 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 18, 2014, 04:41:59 PM

25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time

I refuse to believe this.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:06:55 PM »

swear to god. I got sick as a kid, but everyone got sick as a kid. This is truly the first time where I can affirmatively point to what I ate and be like "this. this fucking thing right here"

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 18, 2014, 04:43:22 PM

Use the toilet paper with lotion

(Image removed from quote.)

Jesus

kick51 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:09:58 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 18, 2014, 04:49:39 PM

both ends although the vomiting has stopped. at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again. thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:10:08 PM »

You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.

Fifstar · « **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2014, 06:02:29 PM »

I don't think I ever got food poisoning. How is it different from being just sick?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2014, 06:09:27 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 18, 2014, 05:10:08 PM

You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.

There's sick and then there's sick-sick. I've eaten a meal and been like "meh, I don't feel so good now" but man, I ate some chicken spaghetti once and I was on the crapper for the next two days.

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** December 18, 2014, 07:04:00 PM »

Leaking from both ends for several days is the absolute worst. You may as well move into your bathroom until it's over.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2014, 07:17:10 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on December 18, 2014, 05:09:58 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on December 18, 2014, 04:49:39 PM
both ends although the vomiting has stopped. at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again. thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it

Frozen that I cooked myself

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2014, 07:54:38 PM »

I ate some school cafeteria weenies in BBQ sauce once and then spent the rest of the day dry-heaving into a trash can, but not before revealing the entire contents of my stomach on the gymnasium floor.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:54:12 PM »

Go get some Pepto pills. Consume a lot of them.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2014, 04:55:50 PM »

Sorry bro, I had E. Coli before --- poop like hot water pouring out of a bucket, breh

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