25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time

[TakingBackSunday]

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

this shit is terrible

[Joe Molotov]

squirts for days, breh

[Phoenix Dark]

Use the toilet paper with lotion

don't let that Ghana dude hear you say this

[toku]

Just remember, this too shall pass.

[Steve Contra]

Front, back, or both ends?

[Positive Touch]

what'd you eat

[Brehvolution]

Gas station sushi 

[demi]

Prep time for your future gay lifestyle

[TakingBackSunday]

both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

[Phoenix Dark]

the perdue made you doodoo

[thisismyusername]

25 is the age in which I finally experience food poisoning for the first time

I refuse to believe this.

[TakingBackSunday]

swear to god.  I got sick as a kid, but everyone got sick as a kid.  This is truly the first time where I can affirmatively point to what I ate and be like "this.  this fucking thing right here"

[Mr. Nobody]

Use the toilet paper with lotion

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Jesus 

[kick51]

both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it

[thisismyusername]

  You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.

[Fifstar]

I don't think I ever got food poisoning. How is it different from being just sick?

[Joe Molotov]

You got food poisoning before 25, I'm pretty sure. There's no way you didn't get "sick" from under-cooked food by eating out/family members for so long. You need to buy a lotto ticket once you're feeling better tomorrow/next-two-days and get rich otherwise.

There's sick and then there's sick-sick. I've eaten a meal and been like "meh, I don't feel so good now" but man, I ate some chicken spaghetti once and I was on the crapper for the next two days.

[Rufus]

Leaking from both ends for several days is the absolute worst. You may as well move into your bathroom until it's over.

[TakingBackSunday]

both ends although the vomiting has stopped.  at this point, anyway

It was some perdue chicken breast from kroger, never fucking again.  thats what I get for going cheap on chicken

like frozen stuff you had to cook yourself or they cooked it

Frozen that I cooked myself

[Great Rumbler]

I ate some school cafeteria weenies in BBQ sauce once and then spent the rest of the day dry-heaving into a trash can, but not before revealing the entire contents of my stomach on the gymnasium floor.

[ToxicAdam]

Go get some Pepto pills. Consume a lot of them.

[CatsCatsCats]

Sorry bro, I had E. Coli before --- poop like hot water pouring out of a bucket, breh