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Title: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 10:00:13 AM: I was out all day working and got home a bit late last night. Nobody was home except my college bound son. Walked in...made a hella good sandwich and decided it was time to take a shit.

So instead of using my normal bathroom I decided to use the downstairs one due to proximity/need to pass turds and walked over there. I opened the door not even looking ahead and bumped directly into my son sending "Sarah With Asz" a fucking D pic. And literally entered the picture at the exact time he was snapping it. You see my bald ass head and shoulder directly in frame right.

I looked at him....shook my head....laughed....and said "damn son you got your mom's side of the families packages you unfortunate bastard.....to which he replied "I'm a grow'er not a show'er"

I then exited the bathroom and sat down on the couch like :shaq2

My life brehs
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2015, 10:02:15 AM: You should send "Sarah With Asz" your own dick pic for comparison.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2015, 10:03:03 AM: so he was sending flaccid dick pics? :lol
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 10:03:42 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on April 21, 2015, 10:03:03 AM
so he was sending flaccid dick pics? :lol

No but his struggle is real. Poor kids 14 year old brother got him beat.

He better get that NFL contract lol.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 10:07:15 AM: Side note Sarah with ass is a CAC. He heading for a multiple divorce future.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Rufus on April 21, 2015, 10:13:32 AM: Man, getting bagged on by your dad for the size of your dick. Maybe fatherlessness isn't so bad after all. :tocry
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2015, 10:23:33 AM: Ya after seeing Am's posts I'm glad my father abandoned me. I would not be able to cope with the shamings.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 10:47:08 AM: How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?
:hitler
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2015, 10:53:38 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 10:47:08 AM
How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?
:hitler

The traditional pre-marriage sword fight between the father-in-law and the groom.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 11:19:08 AM: Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 10:47:08 AM
How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?
:hitler

the implication is that ' that shit didn't come from me :jawalrus '

That you based Eschgawd not everybody asks their cousins for Cock pics PD.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:27:45 PM: Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: nudemacusers on April 21, 2015, 12:29:56 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 10:47:08 AM
How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?
:hitler

the implication is that ' that shit didn't come from me :jawalrus '

That you based Eschgawd not everybody asks their cousins for Cock pics PD.
maybe the world would be a better place if we did :flabbypd
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 12:32:03 PM: I would have made fun of him for his spelling instead.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2015, 12:32:42 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 10:00:13 AM
I was out all day working and got home a bit late last night. Nobody was home except my college bound son. Walked in...made a hella good sandwich and decided it was time to take a shit.

So instead of using my normal bathroom I decided to use the downstairs one due to proximity/need to pass turds and walked over there. I opened the door not even looking ahead and bumped directly into my son sending "Sarah With Asz" a fucking D pic. And literally entered the picture at the exact time he was snapping it. You see my bald ass head and shoulder directly in frame right.

I looked at him....shook my head....laughed....and said "damn son you got your mom's side of the families packages you unfortunate bastard.....to which he replied "I'm a grow'er not a show'er"

I then exited the bathroom and sat down on the couch like :shaq2

My life brehs

Possibly the gayest story I've ever read, and I have Literotica bookmarked.

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What happened next? :phil
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Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 12:33:52 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:27:45 PM
Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs

Make no mistake it's still bigger than yours.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:34:25 PM: Make threads about my dick size brehs
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 12:43:21 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 12:35:56 PM
" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "

(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/c'mon%20son/grand/puff-dady-Diddy-cmon-son-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-297.gif)

You know funny enough the kid isn't a cusser. Never has been. Takes after his mother in that regard.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Supermanisdead on April 21, 2015, 12:43:31 PM: Did he still send the dick pic after you photobombed him?
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 12:44:16 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 12:35:56 PM
" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "

(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/c'mon%20son/grand/puff-dady-Diddy-cmon-son-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-297.gif)

A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 12:44:47 PM: Quote from: Vularai on April 21, 2015, 12:44:16 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 12:35:56 PM
" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "

(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/c'mon%20son/grand/puff-dady-Diddy-cmon-son-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-297.gif)

A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.

Watch it there, bitch boy.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 12:46:57 PM: Whoops, sorry. :-\
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: T234 on April 21, 2015, 01:15:57 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:27:45 PM
Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs

This is The Bore, son.

THIS AIN'T THE ROLAND PARK LADIES' TEE

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 21, 2015, 12:34:25 PM
Make threads about my dick size brehs

This is The Bore, son.

WE AIN'T AFRAID OF A LITTLE SUGAR SCHWANZ

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 12:44:47 PM
Quote from: Vularai on April 21, 2015, 12:44:16 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 21, 2015, 12:35:56 PM
" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "

(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/c'mon%20son/grand/puff-dady-Diddy-cmon-son-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-297.gif)

A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.

Watch it there, bitch boy.

This is The Bore, son.

WE AIN'T OUTCHEA BERATING DRUNKEN HEBREWS EXCEPT WILLCO WHO DESERVES IT

Quote from: Vularai on April 21, 2015, 12:46:57 PM
Whoops, sorry. :-\

This is The Bore, son.

THIS AIN'T INTRAMURALS, BROTHER! 13-9, 13-9
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 03:51:14 PM: If I ever get indicted by a federal grand jury for tax evasion I'm going to yell, "THIRTEEN-NINE, SON. THIRTEEN-NINE." as they drag me into the district courthouse. :jawalrus
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 21, 2015, 07:28:06 PM: Well it probably means that you give pretty rational responses to your kids shenanigans if they're this lax about hiding it. They're not so worried you'll cut their head off.

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Except figuratively in this case.
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Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: nachobro on April 21, 2015, 08:52:21 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 21, 2015, 12:43:21 PM
You know funny enough the kid isn't a cusser. Never has been. Takes after his mother in that regard.
That's really good. I was a big cusser for a long time and had to train myself to stop so I could actually get ahead in life.
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2015, 11:38:02 PM: came for the humblebrag; stayed for pd's inevitable arousal
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2015, 11:48:37 PM: Like PD gets aroused for anything less than 8''
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 11:52:53 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 21, 2015, 11:48:37 PM
Like PD gets aroused for anything less than 8''

As Q-Tip would say, black is black.

:hitler
Title: Re: New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.
Post by: Kara on April 21, 2015, 11:55:09 PM: PD I was lubricating a long, black shaft today.

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It was a seatpost.
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