New humorous life story of AiA's offspring.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I was out all day working and got home a bit late last night. Nobody was home except my college bound son. Walked in...made a hella good sandwich and decided it was time to take a shit.

So instead of using my normal bathroom I decided to use the downstairs one due to proximity/need to pass turds and walked over there. I opened the door not even looking ahead and bumped directly into my son sending "Sarah With Asz" a fucking D pic. And literally entered the picture at the exact time he was snapping it. You see my bald ass head and shoulder directly in frame right.

I looked at him....shook my head....laughed....and said "damn son you got your mom's side of the families packages you unfortunate bastard.....to which he replied "I'm a grow'er not a show'er"

I then exited the bathroom and sat down on the couch like

My life brehs

[Madrun Badrun]

You should send "Sarah With Asz" your own dick pic for comparison.   

[CatsCatsCats]

so he was sending flaccid dick pics?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

so he was sending flaccid dick pics?

No but his struggle is real. Poor kids 14 year old brother got him beat.

He better get that NFL contract lol.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Side note Sarah with ass is a CAC. He heading for a multiple divorce future.

[Rufus]

Man, getting bagged on by your dad for the size of your dick. Maybe fatherlessness isn't so bad after all.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya after seeing Am's posts I'm glad my father abandoned me.  I would not be able to cope with the shamings. 

[Phoenix Dark]

How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?

[Joe Molotov]

How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?

The traditional pre-marriage sword fight between the father-in-law and the groom.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?

the implication is that ' that shit didn't come from me '

That you based Eschgawd not everybody asks their cousins for Cock pics PD.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs

[nudemacusers]

How do you know the dick sizes of your wife's side of the family?

the implication is that ' that shit didn't come from me '

That you based Eschgawd not everybody asks their cousins for Cock pics PD.

maybe the world would be a better place if we did

[Kara]

I would have made fun of him for his spelling instead.

[Tasty]

I was out all day working and got home a bit late last night. Nobody was home except my college bound son. Walked in...made a hella good sandwich and decided it was time to take a shit.

So instead of using my normal bathroom I decided to use the downstairs one due to proximity/need to pass turds and walked over there. I opened the door not even looking ahead and bumped directly into my son sending "Sarah With Asz" a fucking D pic. And literally entered the picture at the exact time he was snapping it. You see my bald ass head and shoulder directly in frame right.

I looked at him....shook my head....laughed....and said "damn son you got your mom's side of the families packages you unfortunate bastard.....to which he replied "I'm a grow'er not a show'er"

I then exited the bathroom and sat down on the couch like

My life brehs

Possibly the gayest story I've ever read, and I have Literotica bookmarked.

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What happened next?

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs

Make no mistake it's still bigger than yours.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Make threads about my dick size brehs

[Am_I_Anonymous]

" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "



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You know funny enough the kid isn't a cusser. Never has been. Takes after his mother in that regard.

[Supermanisdead]

Did he still send the dick pic after you photobombed him?

[Kara]

" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "



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A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "



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A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.

Watch it there, bitch boy.

[Kara]

Whoops, sorry. 

[T234]

Make threads about your kids dick sizes brehs

This is The Bore, son.

THIS AIN'T THE ROLAND PARK LADIES' TEE

Make threads about my dick size brehs

This is The Bore, son.

WE AIN'T AFRAID OF A LITTLE SUGAR SCHWANZ

" Asz? Is this why we're here? What do you think I bust my ass for? For you to send dick picks to a girl whose body parts you can't spell correctly? "



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A man can compensate for his dick size, but there's no cover for being an idiot.

Watch it there, bitch boy.

This is The Bore, son.

WE AIN'T OUTCHEA BERATING DRUNKEN HEBREWS EXCEPT WILLCO WHO DESERVES IT

Whoops, sorry. 

This is The Bore, son.

THIS AIN'T INTRAMURALS, BROTHER! 13-9, 13-9

[Kara]

If I ever get indicted by a federal grand jury for tax evasion I'm going to yell, "THIRTEEN-NINE, SON. THIRTEEN-NINE." as they drag me into the district courthouse.

[brawndolicious]

Well it probably means that you give pretty rational responses to your kids shenanigans if they're this lax about hiding it. They're not so worried you'll cut their head off.

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Except figuratively in this case.

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[nachobro]

You know funny enough the kid isn't a cusser. Never has been. Takes after his mother in that regard.

That's really good. I was a big cusser for a long time and had to train myself to stop so I could actually get ahead in life.

[Van Cruncheon]

came for the humblebrag; stayed for pd's inevitable arousal

[Madrun Badrun]

Like PD gets aroused for anything less than 8''

[Phoenix Dark]

Like PD gets aroused for anything less than 8''

As Q-Tip would say, black is black.

[Kara]

PD I was lubricating a long, black shaft today.

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It was a seatpost.

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