THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on June 16, 2015, 10:57:00 AM
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When is this?
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One hour
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When is this?
12pm EDT / 9am PDT
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
Will also post the YouTube link when it becomes available, as it's usually more stable.
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Oh I made another thread, didn't see this one.
Now I'm ashamed I went through so much effort
:goty2
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This is going to be bad aint it?
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its gonna be awful
they're gonna focus on smash bros too much, probably keep beating the mario kart 8 drum, something with animal crossing, probably show off star fox, THE END
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Its not going to be this bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM&feature=youtu.be&t=16
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Oh and the irc
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.browsingtheinternet.com&channel=%23evilbore
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Its not going to be this bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM&feature=youtu.be&t=16
nor that good.
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There's gonna be Zelda, I guess.
Aonuma sux
according to who
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHoeuUZVEAA-RLr.jpg:large)
51 minutes long (last year was 47.)
There's gonna be Zelda, I guess.
Aonuma sux
They said Zelda, NX, and their smartphone apps will NOT be shown.
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I hope we just get a Zelda trailer at least
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Btw last year's Nintendo keynote was very good, I don't get "it's gonna suck" comments here. I don't expect it to be amazing but Nintendo generally has found a good flow for these things.
@BN: They did a Smash direct on Sunday purely so they could keep it from bloating up their E3 keynote. I don't think they even mentioned MK8 at last year's, but more tracks are always welcome.
Star Fox is confirmed, there's a strong chance of Metroid Prime Hunters 2 showing up, and Satoshi Tajiri came to LA so there could be a mainline Pokemon announced (or it could just be confirmation of Pokken coming to home consoles/US.)
Besides that, who knows. Nintendo stuff generally doesn't leak. If Retro is showing something this year I'd be very surprised since their stuff always leaks one day ahead of time.
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I expect Nintendo to play to its base and succeed like last year or the world champion event. maybe not as exciting for people who aren't nindoctrinated.
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I hope we just get a Zelda trailer at least
We're not. (https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/581579256704081920)
Mr. Aonuma & team will be hard at work on #Zelda and have decided not to show it @ E3. Thanks for your patience!
:miyamoto
LOL this is exactly like last year (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41961.0) when all you were whining about was Zelda and I said don't expect anything.
And then they showed something but you were like "I wanted gameplay :brazilcry"
You do this to yourself. :ufup
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YT link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM)
ugh that awful NSMB music, sounds new too. hope to god I don't have to buy another one of those fucking games
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hold up is the square Enix show at the same time as this?
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Hour after.
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YT link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM)
ugh that awful NSMB music, sounds new too. hope to god I don't have to buy another one of those fucking games
NSLU was amazing. And it's Galaxy music now. :ufup
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maybe they'll announce another Wii game you can buy on the Wii U eshop to go along with the other three
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Puppets!
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Will they show their mobile/DENA release? I'm very curious on that one.
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Nooooo what is this
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Oh, it's Star Fox, I guess.
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this is terrible
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Hey, they actually showed off a game that's coming out this year. :ohhh
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This game is 10 years too late.
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Star Fox 64 never got a real sequel, so that actually looked really dope.
Then again, Star Fox is my favorite Nintendo series.
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Only the most autist person alive would think that design philosophy is neat.
Arch play.
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Gyro-wang?
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I get the feeling that we were shown the entire game.
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Cool Kanji Miyamoto
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Reggie, you make enough to afford a tailor.
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Somewhere out there someone is already working on a fan comic where Miyamoto, Reggie, and Iwata turn into furries and have sex. Thanks, Nintendo. :goty
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Mario Maker is pretty cool
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amiibo (http://i.imgur.com/r1eiMoN.png)
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/letitgo_zps5kgrsbks.png)
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Now they're talking about plastic toys. Thanks, Activision. :goty
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ah, new Four Swords basically. Loved that game
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Developer story? How do I fastforward?
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this thing is already almost half over ugh
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ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
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I hate myself
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This is awful, even by nintendo standards. No wonder the Puzzle and Dragon guys are worth more than Nintendo now.
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No, Nintendo, not like this... :brazilcry
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fuck this dumb shit
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sounds like they're getting the 3DS shit out of the way first
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Game of the show right here, folks. :uguu
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Fire Emblem :drool
Fire Emblem X SMT :yuck
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Happy birthday New, hope you got everything you wanted!
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Good to see Nintendo fans will get a C grade Persona styled game featuring Fire Emblem armors.
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Nintendo lost.
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Fire Emblem X SMT :yuck
More like waifu x waifu am I rite.
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Where is the kick starter to make Nintendo good again?
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thank god I own a ps4
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You can be brown in the new Animal Crossing game.
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this thing ends in 20 minutes. ugh
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LOL
NO ANIMAL CROSSING U FOR WII-U PEASANTS.
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But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?
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Yoshi :uguu
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But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?
HOw do you not have a girlfriend? You're so funny.
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But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?
HOw do you not have a girlfriend? You're so funny.
Probably because I watch the Nintedo e3 stream every year
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Glad to finally get an Xenoblade release date. And SMTxFE looks like the best kinda :uguu
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NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS
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NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS
I care.
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None of these games even looked fun
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what the fuck
paper mario on 3DS again?
fuck this
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Paper Mario best thing so far.
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Finally a good game 40 minutes in. Mario Tennis!
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/amiibo_img01_E3_zpssieexar1.png)
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This is unironically one of the worst E3 thingies in recent memory.
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So far a pretty meh show... can't really muster up that much enthusiasm for the Mario and Luigi / Paper Mario crossover (I'd be a lot more excited it they made an all-new Super Mario RPG instead) or another Animal Crossing / Mario Tennis / 4 Swords.
Mario Maker looks fun though, kinda like a LittleBigPlanet but with good gameplay.
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they've shown fucking nothing on wii u other than an awful star fox
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:rofl Eel
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YOU CAN PLAY AS WIIFIT TRAINER IN MARIO MAKER
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YOU CAN PLAY AS WIIFIT TRAINER IN MARIO MAKER
:phil sold
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hahaha not even showing the real Zelda
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I fucking can't
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<JackRyan> nintendo partnering with best buy. appropriate.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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have they shown any metroid yet
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have they shown any metroid yet
Yes. :neogaf
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I cannot believe this bullshit
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Like
they literally showed nothing
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I think they spent the Zelda budget making those puppets guys
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have they shown any metroid yet
don't look. you'll die.
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This is terribad, especially after last year's was actually pretty good.
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omg that was so bad :neogaf
The WiiU is definitely dead, and Zelda is gonna be an NX title, bookmark me
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ANDREX TOOK A DAY OFF FOR THIS, GUYS
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Nintendo can't go third party soon enough. They ran out of ideas a decade ago. Let other devs work with these properties.
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID
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wasn't there a new 3d wiiu mario last year too?
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID
your heart can't take it
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I'm gonna buy all of those games except Yo-Kai and Animal Crossing Party. :yeshrug
More than I can say for MS or Sony conferences.
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID
It's a 3DS game that looks like a DS game where you play as Federation soldiers doing dumb-looking minigames. That's it.
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH METROID
Rhymes with Punter.
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http://kotaku.com/metroid-looking-mech-game-blastball-debuts-at-nintendo-1711288398#
i'm sorry if i just killed you jumbo
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Like how do you not show Retro's game
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Andy, post if you're OK.
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Like how do you not show Retro's game
lol like retro is actually making a game lmao
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new metroid game reminds me of how fzero was relegated to a carnival attraction in that garish nintendoland thing
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i don't know what people expected, until that new system launches they're not giving you shit unless it's finished or very very close to being finished
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At least Sega went out on their own terms and the Dreamcast has a really good and varied library.
This is some animal staving to death while caught in a bear trap shit.
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Not much to say other than: :lenowned @ that entire conference
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Star Fox gameplay looked ok (despite looking like a GC game), and it's cool it's coming in 2015. Nothing else interested me. The only other Wii U game I'm interested in is Zelda. And Maybe Xenoblade X, although I hear it got mediocre reviews in Japan.
Edit: Oh yeah, Devil's Third might be ok, but I'm expecting mediocrity after its troubled development.
Nintendo execs trying to make celebrities out of themselves is just weird. Why are they trotting Miyamoto out at every opportunity? It just makes Nintendo look ancient and out of touch (which it is).
Fire Emblem is headed for Idea Factory level trash (poor gameplay and too much fanservice). If FE14 ends up having well designed/balanced gameplay I'd be shocked. The series ended with FE12 as far as I care. FE x SMT looked just as bad as before.
This has to be one of their worst E3s ever.
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save me square, please save me
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samus-chan what have they done to your legacy
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I wonder if Miyamoto took away all the Nintendo employes' car keys to prevent them pondering their life choices in a closed garage?
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save me square, please save me
Hitman gameplay would be nice, Deus Ex being demoed will be nice, Nomura could come and shit in a Kingdom Hearts 2 box and that would be a better showing.
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Sega went out like a G.
Nintendo is going to go out like a bitch.
:dead
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i don't know what people expected, until that new system launches they're not giving you shit unless it's finished or very very close to being finished
I hope everything gets pushed to the new system so I can skip wiiu completely.
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Yup, that wasn't great. Good thing I kept expectations in check.
Star Fox Zero looks neat.
Zelda: Triforce Heroes looks fun. First online Zelda since BS Zelda? :omg
That Animal Crossing Wii U troll. :dead Not even mad cause I still have to finish New Leaf.
At least Himu will be happy you can be black in Happy Home Designer lol.
Hilarious they shoved all the weeb games into the middle. Atlus couldn't afford subtitles for SMT x Fire Emblem? :lol
Yoshi was zzzzzzzzz
Hopefully Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam is more Mario & Luigi than Paper Mario, after Sticker Star. :kobeyuck
Super Mario Maker is a day one, as always.
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Nintendo can't go third party soon enough. They ran out of ideas a decade ago. Let other devs work with these properties.
Like the phoenix, Nintendo must die in order to born again.
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I'm just like, wat
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ANdy, that Animal Crossing Home Designer game is must have status. It's so adorable.
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Metroid Prime Federation Force :rejoice
(http://www.abload.de/img/211qvyuvdclt3ctn.gif)
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Lol, that's all.
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Metroid Prime Federation Force :rejoice
(http://www.abload.de/img/211qvyuvdclt3ctn.gif)
FUCK YOU ANDY-KUN THIS IS BULLSHIT
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Nintendo seriously needs more developers, and developers to work on real games not just tech demos based on Miyamoto's dementiatic strolls/escapes outside Nintendo HQ. Like image their next system hit it out of the park and sold like the wii did, they don't have the people to fuel the thing with games.
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Metroid Prime Federation Force :rejoice
(http://www.abload.de/img/211qvyuvdclt3ctn.gif)
FUCK YOU ANDY-KUN THIS IS BULLSHIT
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...but guys.
Amiboos and Earthbound !
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Metroid Prime Federation Force :rejoice
(http://www.abload.de/img/211qvyuvdclt3ctn.gif)
Wait...you are excited for this but not Splatoon?
:huh
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Star Fox is co-developed by platinum games
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Metroid Prime Federation Force :rejoice
(http://www.abload.de/img/211qvyuvdclt3ctn.gif)
Wait...you are excited for this but not Splatoon?
:huh
Hunters had local multiplayer (and download play to boot.) :hitler
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Like how do you not show Retro's game
Obviously, it's not ready to be shown.
(Otherwise it would have leaked yesterday. :teehee)
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:lol
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they're just saying it to a much smaller audience
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Nintendo was a mistake, nothing but trash!
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LOL
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that gif would've made sense during the Wii era
how do they have our money
Wii U sold like shit brah
They're certainly saying fuck you to their fanbase.
Pretty crazy how Nintendo is pandering laboriously to the "core". "My puppet body is ready" ? Really, Nintendo ?
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Wow just wow
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they're just saying it to a much smaller audience
They're saying it to the idiots who bought Amiibo.
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I just realized that Devil's Third seems to have no presence at E3. :lol
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I just realized that Devil's Third seems to have no presence at E3. :lol
and they didn't mention Fatal Frame (which is coming) during their show.
will these guys ever not screw the pooch.
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That FE x SMT trailer is probably one of the worst things I've ever seen this E3. Good lorddddd
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Atlus couldn't afford subtitles... why. :lol
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Have they said anywhere if the different Super Mario Maker themes affect the games physics, or is everything going to be floaty like the New SMB series?
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At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good. So there's that. I don't actually care about Nintendo's normal ips so at least the WiiU has 4 more games until it's over for me(Fire Emblem, Fatal Frame, Xenoblade, and Devil's Third).
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A tangent but since we're on Nintendo fuck Miyamoto public persona.
Stop pretending you're a forever child, asshole.
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At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
You're the person who said they don't like waifu shit just the other day. But you think SMTxFE looks good?
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Atlus couldn't afford subtitles... why. :lol
I didn't even notice that. :lol
The subtitles was the least of its issues though.
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At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
That game looks like hot garbage to me. It was a concept that sounded interesting to me on paper when they teased it a couple of years ago, but the actual reveal and this trailer have demonstrated that no matter what gameplay it has to offer, it can not possibly be good enough to overcome just how much I hate the presentation.
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I feel like the torch has been passed from etiolate to Rah when it comes to being wrong about pretty much everything.
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I don't care. I'll enjoy actually playing games while you people complain about them. This was an amazing E3. Everyone had something good to show.
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I just realized that Devil's Third seems to have no presence at E3. :lol
I have a feeling that Nintendo want to associate themselves with that game the least as possible. They'll silently release it in Japan, then maybe let someone else take the "fame" for bringing it over to the west.
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I don't care. I'll enjoy actually playing games while you people complain about them. This was an amazing E3. Everyone had something good to show.
Who the fuck is complaining about this E3?
Just about everyone is beaming positive vibes this E3. Almost everyone got something they want.
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At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
That game looks like hot garbage to me. It was a concept that sounded interesting to me on paper when they teased it a couple of years ago, but the actual reveal and this trailer have demonstrated that no matter what gameplay it has to offer, it can not possibly be good enough to overcome just how much I hate the presentation.
I'm a massive SMT fan.
SMT is a horror occult rpg.
So naturally I assumed going in with SMT in the title, it'd be darkish in tone. Nope. It has SMT in the title, but it's otaku bait. It doesn't resemble FE either. It's just insulting.
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I don't care. It just looks like a more otaku pandering Persona 4(who knew this was possible). Fine with me, there's nothing to say it won't be a typical Atlus critque on that culture. I don't care about Fire Emblem, so if this is doing a disservice to that series means little to me. Even if it's not far removed from whatever NIS and IF do, it will no doubt be a better made game. Whatever, another console jrpg to play.
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I don't care. It just looks like a more otaku pandering Persona 4(who knew this was possible).
But you've said in the past you're anti-waifu and anti-otaku. ???
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andrex doesn't appreciate the old metroids and it burns me up inside :maf
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They haven't even show gameplay for SMTxFE, how can you say you like it for the gameplay and not the set dressing? Lol
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I miss real Metroid Prime
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Federation Force is being played on Treehouse Live and it looks great.
Love the chibi style for maximum Metroid fan trollage. :umad
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I don't care. It just looks like a more otaku pandering Persona 4(who knew this was possible).
But you've said in the past you're anti-waifu and anti-otaku. ???
You do realize that Persona 3/4 and soon 5 will be games that the waifu and otaku audience eat up right? Just because I'm playing a game that appeals to them dosen't mean I have to like it the way they do.
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I miss real Metroid Prime
We all do.
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I'd take another Metriod Other M. I only played that one because it wasn't in First Person. Game was ok when you did'nt pay attention to the story.
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I don't care. It just looks like a more otaku pandering Persona 4(who knew this was possible).
But you've said in the past you're anti-waifu and anti-otaku. ???
You do realize that Persona 3/4 and soon 5 will be games that the waifu and otaku audience eat up right? Just because I'm playing a game that appeals to them dosen't mean I have to like it the way they do.
Right. But they haven't shown any gameplay here. All we have right now is the presentation.
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And the presentation dosen't bother me......
It's obviously hyper anime, but get this I like anime.
I also trust Atlus to make an actual good game that goes beyond "cute girls, love them" that plagues waifu shit. I expect an Atlus game to have actual substance no matter what it's tone is. Nope it dosen't look like an actual mix of Fire Emblem or SMT, but I'm not a fan of those series so that really means nothing me. This is just another console jrpg to me with heavy modern anime stylings.
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hyperbole aside, yeah. I think it's disappointing how weak Star Fox looks. but the wii u is dead, the nx isn't ready. shift all resources to the new platform. the 3DS games also looked a little like, these are some cheap games, let's recycle assets, and keep it going for another year.
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Here's what they need to do:
Keep making Smash and Mario Kart DLC until NX. Just keep doing that and I'll be happy.
Oh and release Zelda next year. That'd be nice. But it might be a launch NX game anyways.
3DS still going surprisingly strong all things considered. It'll have four mainline Zelda games (+1 well-received spinoff-port) by the end of its life. Maybe another gen of Pokemon too. Crazy considering how "doomed" it was because of mobile. :umad
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Here's what they need to do:
Keep making Smash and Mario Kart DLC until NX. Just keep doing that and I'll be happy.
I'm honestly interested to see how the last batch of DLC is doing for them. We know more stage DLC is coming at the very least, but I'm wondering how many more characters/how long they're planning on adding characters.
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We know at least one more is coming because of the poll, which I think ends in the second half of the year? And then they'll need at least 4-6 months to make the damn thing. They have to be working on at least one or two others right now in the meantime.
There's sprites in the 3DS version for splitting the character select screen into pages, which makes sense since it's 100% full right now. I doubt they'd add a second page just for a single character but who knows.
I'd love more stages, even though they hinted Hyrule Castle and Peach's Castle might be the last ones. I want the really esoteric Melee stages like Kraid's Lair and Pokefloats. :lol (And Saffron City from 64 but I don't think we'll get it. :()
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I just wish they'd have season passed this shit. I got Mewtwo for free from Club Nintendo, ignore all Mii costume shit, and I've still already spent $20 on the characters and stages.
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I don't care. It just looks like a more otaku pandering Persona 4(who knew this was possible).
But you've said in the past you're anti-waifu and anti-otaku. ???
You do realize that Persona 3/4 and soon 5 will be games that the waifu and otaku audience eat up right? Just because I'm playing a game that appeals to them dosen't mean I have to like it the way they do.
Okay? That's fair.
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I just wish they'd have season passed this shit. I got Mewtwo for free from Club Nintendo, ignore all Mii costume shit, and I've still already spent $20 on the characters and stages.
Well that's their plan. You can always not buy it and send them a message. :P
TBH I'm surprised they're even capable of doing not only bundles, but cross-platform bundles too. I mean, it's not rocket science, but still pleasantly surprising coming from Nintendo.
Any day now they'll announce an account system... any... day...
(http://i.imgur.com/TikqM9B.jpg)
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I just wish they'd have season passed this shit. I got Mewtwo for free from Club Nintendo, ignore all Mii costume shit, and I've still already spent $20 on the characters and stages.
Well that's their plan. You can always not buy it and send them a message. :P
TBH I'm surprised they're even capable of doing not only bundles, but cross-platform bundles too. I mean, it's not rocket science, but still pleasantly surprising coming from Nintendo.
Any day now they'll announce an account system... any... day...
(http://i.imgur.com/TikqM9B.jpg)
Let's not get carried away here giving them credit. Those fucking bundles aren't even discounted at all. Well, the cross buy stuff is discounted. But stuff like the Collection #2 Bundle? There was no discount at all. It was, to the cent, just the cost of every individual item added together. The only thing you saved buying the bundle was time spent clicking checkboxes.
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I'd much rather have a cross-version discount than an item bundle discount. :yeshrug
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Guys, Metroid will come back. Think positive. It had a nearly 10 year absence in the past. Wait a few years.
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(http://i.imgur.com/KjbDxoy.png)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168422069&postcount=1
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168439632&postcount=462
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168372513&postcount=8286
:wtf
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Here's what they need to do:
No, here's what they need to do:
-Get their shit together
-Get plenty of third parties on board for the NX
-Get rid of any gimmicky controller bullshit
-Get an account system in place
-Get a decent online system in place with ways to chat/message/invite friends in-game
-Delay stuff like the new Zelda for the NX. Have this shit ready at launch
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Yeah Metroid isn't a stranger to long (dirt)naps. That's why the outrage over Federation Force is funny to me. This game being made is a no-op. Whether it exists or not has no bearing on whether a "real" Metroid gets made, or when it gets made. In fact it keeps the Metroid name alive in something other than Smash and Nintendoland for a few more years.
Metroid fans, worst stans.
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Here's what they need to do:
No, here's what they need to do:
-Get their shit together
-Get plenty of third parties on board for the NX
-Get rid of any gimmicky controller bullshit
-Get an account system in place
-Get a decent online system in place with ways to chat/message/invite friends in-game
-Delay stuff like the new Zelda for the NX. Have this shit ready at launch
So basically what they've "needed" to do since the N64? :P
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http://e3.nintendo.com/offers/
Substantial-ish discounts on eShop games. Nintendo's way of saying "sorry"? :P
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Here's what they need to do:
No, here's what they need to do:
-Get their shit together
-Get plenty of third parties on board for the NX
-Get rid of any gimmicky controller bullshit
-Get an account system in place
-Get a decent online system in place with ways to chat/message/invite friends in-game
-Delay stuff like the new Zelda for the NX. Have this shit ready at launch
So basically what they've "needed" to do since the N64? :P
Yes, I remember well all those Nintendo haters demanding in game chat and internet play in the N64 days.
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"basically"
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it's just that if they were gonna make a metroid game, now's a great time to do it. the genre is way waaaaayyy more popular than it's ever been thanks mostly to u.s. indie devs. so it woulda been nice for the company to pull together some of the old team and have them put out a small-scale project for the 3ds. instead we get a cheap-looking multiplayer game that'll be dead within a month.
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I slept through this. How was it?
I saw the Plat developed Star Fox Zero and M&L x Paper Mario... seemed cute.
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This show should be classified as a terrorist attack.
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I slept through this. How was it?
I saw the Plat developed Star Fox Zero and M&L x Paper Mario... seemed cute.
It was OK. Nintendo fans are butthurt cause they expected the moon (sorry guys, Sony already brought the moon yesterday.)
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and fucking pokefans would clearly be the worst of all if they were capable of interacting with others
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Well here's the secret: Metroid games don't sell as well as other Nintendo franchises. Prime brought all the boys to the yard but there was dropoff for 2 and 3, and Other M cratered. Let's not pretend we have no idea why Nintendo doesn't just up and make a new mainline Metroid.
F-Zero stans are almost as bad, but I suppose they at least have some consolation that the last game in the series let the series go out on a high note.
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and fucking pokefans would clearly be the worst of all if they were capable of interacting with others
???
Pokemon fans are barely a subset of Nintendo fans. They're in their own bubble. I've never seen a pissed-off ragepost from a Pokemon fan about the series.
I suppose it helps the series sells well enough to be made predictably and without major gameplay shake-ups each time.
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I expected the bare minimum, and still Star Fox was some n64 looking mess, Animal Crossing is a fucking board game and Metroid has no Samus and it's just some garbage minigame.
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I expected the bare minimum, and still Star Fox was some n64 looking mess, Animal Crossing is a fucking board game and Metroid has no Samus and it's just some garbage minigame.
It's not a minigame, it's co-op and mission-focused. It includes a minigame-like mode (Blast Ball.)
And fuck Samus. After Other M showed some insight to what she actually thinks like she deserves death.
THE BABY
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I've said elsewhere that I wasn't expecting much, and as such I'm far from devastated with this showing. That said, I thought the Direct this year was mind-numbingly dull. And given the conversation on the last page about Smash DLC, you can assume that I like Nintendo more than most here.
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Shit on a cool character cause of one bad game, brehs.
Shit on a cool game cause it doesn't include a bad character, brehs.
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I've said elsewhere that I wasn't expecting much, and as such I'm far from devastated with this showing. That said, I thought the Direct this year was mind-numbingly dull. And given the conversation on the last page about Smash DLC, you can assume that I like Nintendo more than most here.
The Smash direct on Sunday was way better than today's thing, haha.
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Guys, Metroid will come back. Think positive. It had a nearly 10 year absence in the past. Wait a few years.
:clap #positivity :clap
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Nobody fucken wants a co op chibi metroid hunter game is what I'm saying, u fucken apologist.
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Andy: I'm honestly not trying to be a salty Metroid fan here, but I do not understand what benefit Federation Force gets from using the Metroid name. Yes, Hunters was a game that existed once. But aside from that pseudo-tie in here, given the art style and the fact that this isn't really a traditional Metroid title, I think you kind of need to throw Metroid fans a bone here. Again, I'm not trying to be a stubborn purist who hates change, but given the demand for another Prime game from Retro or a 2D Metroid from Intelligent Systems, it just seems like a mistake to throw this out there. I think it would be received better if it was just an entirely new thing. Calling it Metroid does it no favors in my mind.
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Honestly, yeah, it could be a new IP. But it probably would have sold half as much, if that without the Metroid name. I think today's internet hyperbole is clouding some of your judgment about this. Despite all the rage, it'll still
be a rat in a cage sell more with the Metroid name than otherwise.
Andrex, we know you hate Metroid and all. But do you really have to play damage control cause people are understandably disappointed in a shitty reveal for a game they've been waiting for for a long time now? I get that you're trolling, and it's working, but come on breh.
Lol I've never gotten this kind of response to trolling before. Kudos.
But what you have to realize is my reaction to Federation Force is "awesome!" Nothing against "real" Metroid fans, but I'm looking forward to it. So it doesn't make me feel great when the reaction is "I WISH THIS WASN'T GETTING MADE" "I WANT TO KILL MYSELF" "PLEASE JESUS MAKE THIS BOMB" "I'D RATHER HAVE NO METROID GAME THAN THIS!!!" "I HOPE THEY CANCEL THIS SHIT" <-- All opinions expressed in the GAF thread.
These guys want to take away a game I'm looking forward to, so fuck em. :yeshrug And that includes anyone here.
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Nintards are going to have to realize that Nintendo is going to be putting in minimal effort on the Wii U from here on out. It's market performance is sub-Dreamcast level (maybe it just passed it in sales very recently). Ideally Nintendo would just flush this turd away and pretend it never existed. Their future is the NX and whatever their next handheld is. Not that they need to worry, Nintards came in their underoos when Earthbound Zero hit the Virtual Console. Nintendo just needs to toss out a few small bones to their hardcore audience, keep releasing DLC for their existing games, and hang on until end of next year when they hope to capture lightning in a bottle again with the NX. Which they won't because the Wii audience has moved to tablets/mobile and they ain't coming back.
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WTF @ starting the conference on some Skeeter shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/5YJBZXe.gif)
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All the indie metroidvanias are probably better than an actual nintendo developed one anyway.
I'm still waiting on a wiiu for about 150. Can't believe people have paid over 200$ for one of these machines
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ANDREX TOOK A DAY OFF FOR THIS, GUYS
Like I said:
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:goty2
:goty2
:goty2
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:goty2 :goty2 :goty2 :goty2 :goty2 :goty2
And supermanisdead defended him (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2050419#msg2050419). :neogaf
Why would you take a day off for Nintendo!? I mean, Sony and Microsoft I can see as :goty as that is. But NINTENDO!? :neogaf :neogaf :rofl
At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
That game looks like hot garbage to me. It was a concept that sounded interesting to me on paper when they teased it a couple of years ago, but the actual reveal and this trailer have demonstrated that no matter what gameplay it has to offer, it can not possibly be good enough to overcome just how much I hate the presentation.
All they had to do was make Devil Survivor in third person using the FE characters as the party members that summon demons to battle other demons (if in the Devil Summoner class). Instead, they make... this.
Fuck Nintendo (and a little of Atlus) forever for that screwing a pooch.
At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
That game looks like hot garbage to me. It was a concept that sounded interesting to me on paper when they teased it a couple of years ago, but the actual reveal and this trailer have demonstrated that no matter what gameplay it has to offer, it can not possibly be good enough to overcome just how much I hate the presentation.
I'm a massive SMT fan.
SMT is a horror occult rpg.
So naturally I assumed going in with SMT in the title, it'd be darkish in tone. Nope. It has SMT in the title, but it's otaku bait. It doesn't resemble FE either. It's just insulting.
Agreed.
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Here's what they need to do:
Keep making Smash and Mario Kart DLC until NX. Just keep doing that and I'll be happy.
Oh and release Zelda next year. That'd be nice. But it might be a launch NX game anyways.
3DS still going surprisingly strong all things considered. It'll have four mainline Zelda games (+1 well-received spinoff-port) by the end of its life. Maybe another gen of Pokemon too. Crazy considering how "doomed" it was because of mobile. :umad
It's going to sell half or less of its predecessor and Nintendo stopped being profitable in its tenure
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At least Fire Emblem X SMT looks good.
That game looks like hot garbage to me. It was a concept that sounded interesting to me on paper when they teased it a couple of years ago, but the actual reveal and this trailer have demonstrated that no matter what gameplay it has to offer, it can not possibly be good enough to overcome just how much I hate the presentation.
I'm a massive SMT fan.
SMT is a horror occult rpg.
So naturally I assumed going in with SMT in the title, it'd be darkish in tone. Nope. It has SMT in the title, but it's otaku bait. It doesn't resemble FE either. It's just insulting.
I've never even played a SMT game (nor much of FE either) and even I seriously expected something interest and/or dark out of this as well. This otaku baiting bullshit needs to die, and I swear this game seems to be getting worse and worse each time now. :-\
And Fire Emblem If (or Fates) looks kind of stupid. If I ever get into the FE series, I'll mainly stick with the games pre-Awakening.
I'd much rather have a cross-version discount than an item bundle discount. :yeshrug
Those bundles comes with the cross-version stuff. :/
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...and E3 had taken such a shitty turn yesterday. Thank you for failing so spectacularly and restoring my faith in the universe, Nintendo.
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SMT x FE looks insane and stupid. Hilarious that it's casuing so much salt. Sad that people would doubt that Atlus' has something behimd it. Eh, the staff behind the game is great. I'm happy the Wii U has failed. It's meant that nintendo has funded this title and other strange crap like Devils third, more Xenoblade, more FF, bayonetta 2, and so on in some desperation to attract more core gamers. Worked for me. The Wii was super boring, the wii u will be a bit better when it's all over. Which will be this time next year.
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Why would you take a day off for Nintendo!? I mean, Sony and Microsoft I can see as :goty as that is. But NINTENDO!? :neogaf :neogaf :rofl
Fully enjoyed my day off. Played some Smash DLC and watched more of Orange is the New Black s3. Chillaxed in my underwear all day.
Stay hating. :aah
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this metroid spin-off is gonna sell worse than codename steam, mark my words. and I was talking about a 3ds side scroller, not a damn prime game.
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Stay hating. :aah
You didn't even take another dick after the fucking Nintendo gave you and fans? :goty
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Nintendo should just fund Tom Happ (Axiom Verge) to make a new 2D Metroid.
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The IGN guys said they were slaughtering people in the Metroid-themed sports game because nobody else realized it had the Prime lock-on. :lol
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Stay hating. :aah
You didn't even take another dick after the fucking Nintendo gave you and fans? :goty
Nah I just jacked off four times.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBNemJbbn74
Platinum. :lawd
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Isn't that a Lylat Wars remake?
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Isn't that a Lylat Wars remake?
Looks more of a reboot. Which is what the franchise honestly needed. (Also I hope this means no Krystal ever again)
Also really interesting they brought back the walker transformation from the cancelled Star Fox 2 game.
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Stay hating. :aah
You didn't even take another dick after the fucking Nintendo gave you and fans? :goty
Nah I just jacked off four times.
https://youtu.be/uQ1QT2d8x_E?t=28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lylgU6HwzQ
Calm down, Andy.
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I asked my buddy, he's at NCL and came with the executive team as a translator, if they use E3 as a big NOA/NCL pow-wow since they're booked solid with meetings. He said they usually do but this year was pretty much NCL yelling at NOA for fucking up so much, loooooooool.
Still haven't seen the press conference yet. Reading this thread made it sound awful.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lylgU6HwzQ
Calm down, Andy.
I KNOW WHAT ART IS. I MAKE IT.
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(http://i.imgur.com/qOCLM9L.png)
:dead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lylgU6HwzQ
Calm down, Andy.
Thought this was about Earthbound Zero lol.
PS- This guy's gay. I'd probably fuck him after a drink or two.
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Showing off that SMT:FE whatever game.
You could have told me this was Persona 6 not having known anything and I'd believe you.
Dudes in other threads having moral dilemmas over the fact that their weeb as fuck JRPG is weeb as fuck ::)
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(http://i.imgur.com/umjvWmj.gif)
Stolen from Oblivion but I don't curr
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So...Devil's Third.
Is this game not at E3 at all? :lol
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Literally no one cares about it. It's been too long and it looks like shit.
Did you miss that it's coming out in August in Japan and Europe?
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No, but again who cares? It looks awful.
People who like unrealistic animu tits in their games, aka bork
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Got around to watching the conference. Wow there was nothing. But they must be making a killing on amiibo as they are going all in
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Literally no one cares about it. It's been too long and it looks like shit.
Did you miss that it's coming out in August in Japan and Europe?
Itagaki "I don't care".gif
Call me when it's able to be emulated, Itagaki-san.
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Got around to watching the conference. Wow there was nothing. But they must be making a killing on amiibo as they are going all in
Someone should remind them that if people aren't buying new consoles or games the Amiibo market is going to hit a ceiling in a hurry
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I asked my buddy, he's at NCL and came with the executive team as a translator, if they use E3 as a big NOA/NCL pow-wow since they're booked solid with meetings. He said they usually do but this year was pretty much NCL yelling at NOA for fucking up so much, loooooooool.
Still haven't seen the press conference yet. Reading this thread made it sound awful.
Didn't Iwata declare himself CEO of NoA? So it's his fault.
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PS- This guy's gay.
He's a Nintendo fan. That part is already implied. :ufup
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Nintendo had best setup at e3 and best free goodies :yeshrug
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http://www.siliconera.com/2015/06/17/tons-of-shin-megami-tensei-x-fire-emblem-details-from-e3-2015/
Game sounds actually decent.
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PS- This guy's gay.
He's a Nintendo fan. That part is already implied. :ufup
We're not all gay :brazilcry
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speak for yourself :-*
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So theres like no fire emblem to smtxfe?
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http://www.polygon.com/2015/6/18/8802789/reggie-fils-aime-iwata-didnt-apologize-for-nintendos-e3-we-make-great
Nintendo is blaming fan expectations for the direct backlash now.
The only time you can get more out of touch than that statement is a Hall and Oates concert.
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They're gonna have a tough time with NXT
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They're gonna have a tough time with NXT
Maybe they'll make some Kevin Owens amiibos.
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KO could advertise Nintendo's schlock better than themselves.
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They're gonna have a tough time with NXT
Hard times, daddy
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So theres like no fire emblem to smtxfe?
the fire emblem characters are personas
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This show was foul, but I kind of want a Wii U.
(http://i.imgur.com/uO8Nd47.jpg)
The only Nintendo console I've ever owned was N64 (OK, had a Wii Sports machine for a minute but I sold it soon after), so a lot of these rehashed series might feel fresh to me.
Pikmin, DKC, Bayonetta, Zelda musou, Mario Maker (never had SNES or NES) are just a few I've never played.
Plus new IPs like Poonsplat, W101, Zombie U.
Then new iterations in series I've enjoyed like 3D Mario, MK, Smash, MARIO TENNIS:preach
These refurbs are only $200.
Can't tell if Nintendo's still got it or I'm just being a nostalgic taco :idont
This would compliment my PC. No bone or PS4.
And fuck amiibos.
Edit: Nah, this is a very bad idea.
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Miyamoto is also at the point where he should be put to pasture. The last few Mario and Luigi/Paper mario games have been utterly ruined by his distinguished mentally-challenged decree that they only use "established" characters from the series and not make up new ones, because he's deathly afraid of making games with stories now. The original Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door literally wouldn't exist with current Miyamoto at the helm as a Producer.
Instead we get shit like this: https://youtu.be/4rmvUtAjYIM
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Miyamoto is also at the point where he should be put to pasture. The last few Mario and Luigi/Paper mario games have been utterly ruined by his distinguished mentally-challenged decree that they only use "established" characters from the series and not make up new ones, because he's deathly afraid of making games with stories now. The original Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door literally wouldn't exist with current Miyamoto at the helm as a Producer.
Instead we get shit like this: https://youtu.be/4rmvUtAjYIM
God, that looks boring and really tedious. I don't know if Miyamoto has any role behind this game, but he really needs to stay away from RPGs and stick to his platformers.
Stinker Star was such bullshit. Story aside, you can tell a lot of the game was hastily changed mid-development too.
With all that said, I do think Nintendo's software quality has improved on the Wii U compared to the Wii, for the most part anyways. 3DS is a really mixed bag though. Their hardware is a whole different story though. :lol
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TTYD and Bowser's Inside Story were really good, so you have to wonder what the decision process in Nintendo is when they say "Stop doing super witty and clever RPG games. We have a brand to sell"
Also holy shit Mario Tennis Ultra Smash looked abysmal and an easy contender for worst game shown. I'm not even sure why Nintendo even thought that was ready for a trailer, let alone streaming. It looks worse than that Sega Superstars Tennis game and that was released over 7 years ago.
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TTYD and Bowser's Inside Story were really good, so you have to wonder what the decision process in Nintendo is when they say "Stop doing super witty and clever RPG games. We have a brand to sell"
Also holy shit Mario Tennis Ultra Smash looked abysmal and an easy contender for worst game shown. I'm not even sure why Nintendo even thought that was ready for a trailer, let alone streaming. It looks worse than that Sega Superstars Tennis game and that was released over 7 years ago.
Apparently the whole reason was that no one apparently mentioned liking the story in the Super Paper Mario's Club Nintendo surveys. Which is kinda weird considering the story was something I always see praise for in that otherwise tedious as fuck game. :-\
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They make decisions based on Club Nintendo surveys? :snoop
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yeah club nintendo surveys wtf
the miiverse is obviously the place to go for player feedback.
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I'll still buy Paper Jam. I like the M&L series even though its gotten super stale.
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Nintendo Club surveys were such a wellspring of good ideas, that's probably why they closed the whole thing down.
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I just typed "aaaaaaaa" when filling out Club Nintendo surveys.
No wonder Nintendo's recent output is so bad.
Sorry guys.
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I'll still buy Paper Jam.
This is not newsworthy- be more surprised if something came out and you DIDN'T buy it.
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I might get Paper Jam but I'd rather hear what people think of it before I regrettably buy another crappy RPG. I loved the first M&L and the first two Paper Marios. I have yet to try BiS and Dream Team though, but I've heard good things about the former.
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I'll still buy Paper Jam.
This is not newsworthy- be more surprised if something came out and you DIDN'T buy it.
will u comment on that too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e97FgfJh-xY
Nintendo didn't show this as part of their direct despite being probably the best looking Wii U game at the show :ufup
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I'll still buy Paper Jam.
This is not newsworthy- be more surprised if something came out and you DIDN'T buy it.
will u comment on that too
YES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e97FgfJh-xY
Nintendo didn't show this as part of their direct despite being probably the best looking Wii U game at the show :ufup
Wow that looks really good. I wish they didn't leave third parties out of their E3 :/
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Not even a sizzle reel for 3rd party. It's bordering on contempt. :heh