Just confirming what we already knew. Never trust a man who recommends you Subway.
I don't understand the appeal of wanting to fuck kids brehs.
I mean how can you choose that over a thick ass and shit.
I can't wrap my head around it.
Also the dude who founded his charity sounds like a nice dude.
500 vids of child porn
:kobeyuck
I'm just saying, Taco Bell doesn't have any pedophile spokesmen.
We've obtained the criminal complaint against Taylor ... and it says police recovered a 4 GB thumb drive and his employer, the Jared Foundation, was listed in a file name. Inside that file was a folder labeled, "Good stuff." Cops found a bunch of child pornography in that folder.
Since Taylor mixed work files with child porn ... it could explain why the FBI is searching Fogle's home. Jared himself, is not mentioned in the docs police found at Taylor's home office.
Just confirming what we already knew. Never trust a man who recommends you Subway.
Does anyone have the posts where PD stanned for their seafood sub?
Also, maybe they just raided Jared's house to get more information for the case they are building against that other dude. Maybe Jared's not even implicated in this.
I'm just saying, Taco Bell doesn't have any pedophile spokesmen.
https://twitter.com/peeweeherman/status/438387766607347712
:ufup
I sometimes wonder what the mentality is. It's either dudes that still literally think of themselves as 14 year old boys or they are so embarrassed by their sexual prowess, that children seem like the only option.Nah, it's a sexual orientation, i.e. choice doesn't figure into it. Well, abstinence would be the best possible choice, but the proclivities are beyond people's control.
I'm just saying, Taco Bell doesn't have any pedophile spokesmen.
https://twitter.com/peeweeherman/status/438387766607347712
:ufup
Pee-Wee got busted jerkin' it in a theater watching adults fuck, breh
Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Jared Fogle told the audience that he could trace his past weight problems back to "the best birthday present of my life:a Nintendo.
http://www.engadget.com/2006/01/19/subways-jared-blames-nintendo-for-his-weight-problems/
I knew when I googled Subway Jared and Nintendo, I'd get a hit.
Have you seen the Splatoon fanart?Jared Fogle told the audience that he could trace his past weight problems back to "the best birthday present of my life:a Nintendo.
http://www.engadget.com/2006/01/19/subways-jared-blames-nintendo-for-his-weight-problems/
I knew when I googled Subway Jared and Nintendo, I'd get a hit.
Do you think it's Nintendo gaming that turns these children towards the darkness, or is the darkness already contained inside that draws them to Nintendo? :ohhh
Had an Italian BMT today. Was pretty good.
Had an Italian BMT today. Was pretty good.
I'm just saying, Taco Bell doesn't have any pedophile spokesmen.
https://twitter.com/peeweeherman/status/438387766607347712
:ufup
We all in agreement Jared was one of the worst advertising mascots/forced "celebrity" endorsements ever?
He's uncharasmatic.
His origins story is weak.
Guy is undoubtedly awkward AF.
Not saying he's a kiddie diddler, but his essence is :trash and not the face you run a campaign on.
Subway has had enough fuck ups to make me question how they're still a thing. Can we chalk up their survival to Mr. Subb being somehow worse? Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Always a lil strange to read about american fast food online because the american franchises in Norway generally make good food, I find. Not restaurant food, but good enough that I don't feel the need to do some sort of self-loathing ritual as part of eating it. They (McDonalds, Burgerking, Subway) do generally make points about how they "locally source" their wares, so maybe it's actually better than what's available in America (it certainly is more expensive)? I don't think I've ever eaten fast food when traveling, so I can't really say.
Might be I just like garbage? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We all in agreement Jared was one of the worst advertising mascots/forced "celebrity" endorsements ever?
He's uncharasmatic.
His origins story is weak.
Guy is undoubtedly awkward AF.
Not saying he's a kiddie diddler, but his essence is :trash and not the face you run a campaign on.
Subway has had enough fuck ups to make me question how they're still a thing. Can we chalk up their survival to Mr. Subb being somehow worse? Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Not everyone can be Flo.
We all in agreement Jared was one of the worst advertising mascots/forced "celebrity" endorsements ever?
He's uncharasmatic.
His origins story is weak.
Guy is undoubtedly awkward AF.
Not saying he's a kiddie diddler, but his essence is :trash and not the face you run a campaign on.
Subway has had enough fuck ups to make me question how they're still a thing. Can we chalk up their survival to Mr. Subb being somehow worse? Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Not everyone can be Flo.
We all in agreement Jared was one of the worst advertising mascots/forced "celebrity" endorsements ever?
He's uncharasmatic.
His origins story is weak.
Guy is undoubtedly awkward AF.
Not saying he's a kiddie diddler, but his essence is :trash and not the face you run a campaign on.
Subway has had enough fuck ups to make me question how they're still a thing. Can we chalk up their survival to Mr. Subb being somehow worse? Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Not everyone can be Flo.
Milana > Flo
Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Quizno lost when they did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M
Associate singing rats with your eatery brehs.
Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Quizno lost when they did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M
Associate singing rats with your eatery brehs.
honestly most foreign incarnations of american fast food are noticeably better when it comes to ingredients, service, cleanliness.... I'm sure that somewhere on the planet Burger King is a decent place to eat.
We all in agreement Jared was one of the worst advertising mascots/forced "celebrity" endorsements ever?
He's uncharasmatic.
His origins story is weak.
Guy is undoubtedly awkward AF.
Not saying he's a kiddie diddler, but his essence is :trash and not the face you run a campaign on.
Subway has had enough fuck ups to make me question how they're still a thing. Can we chalk up their survival to Mr. Subb being somehow worse? Why didn't Quizno's destroy them? 5 dollar? 5 dollar.
Not everyone can be Flo.
Milana > Flo
Who?
I like that the Bore's Sandwich |OT| started off as a news article about child porn.we've covered kiddy diddling, taco bell, nintendo, and fast food all in one thread. we can delete the rest of the forum now.
anyway speaking of forced mascots lingering around past prime the Geico Gecko all time WOAT :kobeyuck
Didn't that caveman show make like 2 episodes before the station dipped out on them?
Based on the GEICO Cavemen commercials, which were also written by Lawson, the show was described by the network as a "unique buddy comedy that offers a clever twist on stereotypes and turns race relations on its head".(http://i.imgur.com/eNVTZo6.gif)
The initial limited screening of the pilot episode was met with a less than favorable reception. The pilot was accused of being racist[13] because some critics thought the Cavemen were being used as a metaphor for blacks and other minorities.[14] The series subsequently underwent a major creative "retooling", which included changing the show's venue from Atlanta, Georgia to San Diego, California.[15][16] The pilot episode has remained unaired on ABC.
This was a sandwich at Quizno's that I really liked and I don't remember what it was because this was like 10 years ago, but they dropped it off the menu and I stopped going. When they closed down a few years later, I shed no tears. :ufup
SARASOTA, Fla. (July 10, 2015) — A Florida woman who provided key information to federal authorities, leading to a raid at former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s Indiana home Tuesday, revealed one of the comments Fogle allegedly said to her.
The Florida woman, who asked not to be identified and said earlier this week that she’s had numerous conversations with Fogle, revealed the new information to WWSB. Federal authorities confirmed to FOX59 that the Florida woman provided key information that led to Tuesday morning’s raid.
The woman originally said she wouldn’t elaborate on what transpired during conversations with Fogle, but she did reveal that he told her numerous times that “middle school girls are hot,” the TV station reported.
“They weren’t jokes. They were very serious,” the woman told WWSB.
The comments alarmed her so much that she contacted authorities. She later wore a wire and recorded her conversations with Fogle.
:goty2Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?
It's from a press thing she did with :goty for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.:goty2Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?
It's from a press thing she did with :goty for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.:goty2Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?
It's from a press thing she did with :goty for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.:goty2Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?
(http://i.imgur.com/bv1uy77.png)
Going to subway today so I can get skinny and impress middle school girls with my thinness.
I went to Subways again a few days ago and Jared was on a Sharknado 3 poster on the wall.
Also it perturbs me how some people will be like "if you don't make the cp what's the big deal."
Wut.
Jared Fogle’s appearance in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has been cut from the film following the FBI’s raid on the Subway spokesman’s house in Indiana on Tuesday. The raid took place two months after Russell Taylor, formerly the head of the Fogle-founded nonprofit the Jared Foundation, was charged by federal prosecutors with the production and possession of child pornography.
A spokesman for Syfy, which is broadcasting the horror threequel on July 22, has confirmed to EW that a cameo appearance Fogle had shot for the film would not be seen in the finished cut.
Before federal investigators raided the home of Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, the company was in the midst of rebranding him to revive stagnant sales. No charges have been filed against Fogle, and FBI officials have declined to discuss the nature of the investigation. But there's no question that the upheaval has halted Subway's latest ad campaign—one that portrays Fogle as a family man keeping the weight off with a consistent diet of Subway sandwiches.
In an animated TV spot released this year, a narrated cartoon shows a sweater-clad Fogle as a new father taking his wife, Katie McLaughlin, and their two young kids—the couple have a three-year-old son and a one-year-old daughter—to a nearby Subway store. The commercial exemplifies Subway’s dependence on Fogle as its sole ambassador—a pop culture relic of the early 2000s who helped build Subway’s reputation as a health-conscious fast-food alternative. Now, as the company struggles to stay relevant among such emerging competitors as Chipotle Mexican Grill and Jimmy John’s, Fogle and his new image were poised to help revive the world’s biggest fast-food chain.
“My life has evolved,” Fogle told Bloomberg Businessweek in an exclusive interview on June 17. “The next step in my story is I have a family, and a lot of parents can relate to that. You want to be a role model for your children, and obviously one of the most important things is maintaining the weight, keeping it off.”
Fogle’s updated family-man image was rolling out just as McDonald’s was releasing a remade Ronald McDonald, KFC was bringing back the Colonel, and Burger King was reviving its crown-clad mascot. But unlike fictional fast-food mascots, launching a new Jared campaign meant framing a narrative around real-life changes. "I’m not just a stagnant person like some of those other mascots," Fogle said. "I hope to be a great parent and a great role model for kids anywhere. I hope to be with Subway for a long time to come."
Disappointed that SyFy won't stand up for artistic integrity. Did we stop watching Chinatown? Listening to Thriller? Reading 120 Days of Sodom?
So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?
From my reading of the news story it seemed as if he had said comparable things while she was wearing a wire.
I read all instances of "Chicken Teriyaki" as "Children Teriyaki" in this thread. Thanks Jared.
I assume someone at GAF has gotten out their Age of Consent spreadsheet to see if this is illegal not.give them time
So is there a confirmation whether Jared Eats Fresh yet or what
spoiler (click to show/hide)Also you can't have anal with someone under 18 in Canada.[close]
http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/:snoop
dude legit eats fresh
http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/
dude legit eats fresh
I almost ate Subway yesterday. Is Which Wich really better than Subway? What about Blimpie?
I assume someone at GAF has gotten out their Age of Consent spreadsheet to see if this is illegal not.
umm pretty sure the worst thing you can call someone is Republican.
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day. :trash
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day. :trash
Don't blame Subway for that, honey. :letsfukk
next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead :codyEach time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day. :trash
Don't blame Subway for that, honey. :letsfukk
I knew it was coming but I still posted that. :stahp
To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.
Guys, 16 is legal in many states. By definition he is not a pedophile. He is a ebebioanimuphile. It's entirely different and I'm offended that you would denigrate his name like this. Like calling someone a racist, calling someone a pedophile is one of the worst things you can do to another person.
next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead :codyEach time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day. :trash
Don't blame Subway for that, honey. :letsfukk
I knew it was coming but I still posted that. :stahp
To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.
So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?
FOX59 has confirmed Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman, is expected to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges.
Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.
Fogle’s attorney, Ron Elberger, had no comment in regards to the plea deal. He said any information regarding the charges would come from the attorney’s office. Elberger did say Fogle’s suspension with Subway continues.
Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.
Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.
I still believe he's innocent.
I still believe he's innocent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9D6w1GzGY
How does someone only get 5-12 years for financing a child pornography ring?
I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.
I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.
Maybe he gave up other names/helped take down another child porn network. Not that I'm cool with him serving so little time of course, but I'm guessing that's the reason.
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.
Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.
Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.
Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.
Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.
I wonder if such ads would ever air in America. And yeah, I figured that was the science consensus, but even the ARTICLE parsed it as "he needs treatment" which is really different from how the media treats pedophiles who operate child porn rings.
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.
GAF :snoop
I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.
I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.
Well, obviously.
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.
GAF :snoop
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.
GAF :snoop
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.If you need to horrify yourself...
GAF :snoop
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.If you need to horrify yourself...
GAF :snoop
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey1pBO0LsQE
Terrible. Also, the thread title really disturbs me. Just sayin'.
I still believe he's innocent.
/anime avatarI have an anime avatar at lots of other places and still say 'Jared pls'. :ufup :trash
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.If you need to horrify yourself...
GAF :snoop
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey1pBO0LsQE
I still believe he's innocent./anime avatarI have an anime avatar at lots of other places and still say 'Jared pls'. :ufup :trash
Ate subway today.
Ate subway today.
Ate subway today.
I did, too. *high-five*
Although, I actually ate on the road, since I was in a hurry.
HOLY SHIT I just realized
MGSV Spoilers:spoiler (click to show/hide)they actually spoiled the game's big twist.[close]
:lol :rofl
HOLY SHIT I just realized
MGSV Spoilers:spoiler (click to show/hide)they actually spoiled the game's big twist.[close]
:lol :rofl
What is it? I don't play console games so fuck it.
Video games :neogafHOLY SHIT I just realized
MGSV Spoilers:spoiler (click to show/hide)they actually spoiled the game's big twist.[close]
:lol :rofl
What is it? I don't play console games so fuck it.spoiler (click to show/hide)The Big Boss you play as during MGSV ("Venom Snake") isn't the real Big Boss but the medic from Ground Zeroes (through a combo of plastic surgery and hypnosis.) So the Jared Fogle and Dog the Bounty Hunter in the Mega64 vid being the "real" ones trying to defend their reputations from the famous ones are a riff on that.[close]
It's hard to fault a Subway sandwich for being bad, because you're generally responsible for picking the toppings (when the lettuce-happy employees aren't two-fisting your sandwich's bread hole with all that iceberg).
For a company whose slogan is "Eat Fresh," it's pretty ballsy that not a single thing on the menu is actually fresh. Either that, or Subway's trying to change the definition of the phrase "eat fresh" to "fuck you."
In a place that prides itself on being fresh, you shouldn't find scoops of dry, breaded, pre-processed meats sitting in plastic bags, unless they're in the dumpster (which is where they belong). Even the vegetables aren't "fresh" because they're pre-cut and sitting in tubs for an hour or more. The avocado that you have to pay a premium for is usually a browned paste by the time it sullies your sandwich, and the chicken patties are microwaved when ordered. Because when I think "fresh," I think microwave.
And to top off this fresh meal, every Subway employee is trained to ask you if you want to add a bag of chips and a sugary fountain soda to your order. And it works. Keep eating fresh you morons.
They always ask me if I want mayo. #microaggressions
So every time then :doge
Will watch tomorrow during my lunch. I'm having subway.:rofl
Will watch tomorrow during my lunch. I'm having subway.
On behalf of the defense, Dr. John Bradford testified he had diagnosed Fogle with hypersexuality, alcohol dependency and "mild pedophilia."
So what comes up when you google "mild pedophilia"?
http://www.salon.com/2013/09/10/richard_dawkins_defends_mild_pedophilia_says_it_does_not_cause_lasting_harm/
So what comes up when you google "mild pedophilia"?
http://www.salon.com/2013/09/10/richard_dawkins_defends_mild_pedophilia_says_it_does_not_cause_lasting_harm/
Jared's getting 15 years in the federal sneezer.QuoteOn behalf of the defense, Dr. John Bradford testified he had diagnosed Fogle with hypersexuality, alcohol dependency and "mild pedophilia."
:itagaki
Jared's getting 15 years in the federal sneezer.QuoteOn behalf of the defense, Dr. John Bradford testified he had diagnosed Fogle with hypersexuality, alcohol dependency and "mild pedophilia."
:itagaki
15 years. Man, nothing this guy does is over 16.(http://i.imgur.com/cbNiTVS.gif)
I know that the defense is supposed to zealously advocate for their client, but when your defense at sentencing amounts to, "my client isn't a pedophile, my client is an ephebophile :expert," I start to see the merits of inquisitorial over adversarial legal systems.It would carry weight if gafers were on the jury :idont
15 years. Man, nothing this guy does is over 16.
(http://i.imgur.com/SMbOwaM.gif)
Ya, still hate prison violence and feel articles like this don't help the issue.
Imagine its a young kid in for a minor drug charge and now he has a prison fight on his record and fearing for his safety, which will probably just lead to more poor choices instead of rehabilitation.
Ya, still hate prison violence and feel articles like this don't help the issue.
Imagine its a young kid in for a minor drug charge and now he has a prison fight on his record and fearing for his safety, which will probably just lead to more poor choices instead of rehabilitation.
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time