Subway's Jared Eats Fresh

[Purrp Skirrp]

anyway speaking of forced mascots lingering around past prime the Geico Gecko all time WOAT

At least they didn't try and make a TV show out of him.

Running their superior caveman mascot into the ground

[studyguy]

Didn't that caveman show make like 2 episodes before the station dipped out on them?

[OnlyRegret]

QuizNO more like it 

Subway is better.

[Joe Molotov]

This was a sandwich at Quizno's that I really liked and I don't remember what it was because this was like 10 years ago, but they dropped it off the menu and I stopped going. When they closed down a few years later, I shed no tears. 

[Purrp Skirrp]

Didn't that caveman show make like 2 episodes before the station dipped out on them?

Looks like it aired 6 episodes, then the writers guild strike happened.

@ Wikipedia page:

Based on the GEICO Cavemen commercials, which were also written by Lawson, the show was described by the network as a "unique buddy comedy that offers a clever twist on stereotypes and turns race relations on its head".

The initial limited screening of the pilot episode was met with a less than favorable reception. The pilot was accused of being racist[13] because some critics thought the Cavemen were being used as a metaphor for blacks and other minorities.[14] The series subsequently underwent a major creative "retooling", which included changing the show's venue from Atlanta, Georgia to San Diego, California.[15][16] The pilot episode has remained unaired on ABC.

Show is more relevant than ever. Reboot?

[studyguy]

Didn't realize it bombed out that hard lmao

[Great Rumbler]

This was a sandwich at Quizno's that I really liked and I don't remember what it was because this was like 10 years ago, but they dropped it off the menu and I stopped going. When they closed down a few years later, I shed no tears. 

Yeah, Quiznos had this sandwich that was GOAT-tier fast food sandwich and I got it nearly once a week, but then they dumped it from the menu. I went back once or twice more, but it just wasn't the same.

[chronovore]

To be honest,  I love Subway's tuna on the oat bread. I can smash one of those faster than anything; I miss being able to buy a 12" and eat half for lunch, half for dinner. In Japan the 12" is just twice the cost of the 6".

[benjipwns]

SARASOTA, Fla. (July 10, 2015) — A Florida woman who provided key information to federal authorities, leading to a raid at former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s Indiana home Tuesday, revealed one of the comments Fogle allegedly said to her.

The Florida woman, who asked not to be identified and said earlier this week that she’s had numerous conversations with Fogle, revealed the new information to WWSB. Federal authorities confirmed to FOX59 that the Florida woman provided key information that led to Tuesday morning’s raid.

The woman originally said she wouldn’t elaborate on what transpired during conversations with Fogle, but she did reveal that he told her numerous times that “middle school girls are hot,” the TV station reported.

“They weren’t jokes. They were very serious,” the woman told WWSB.

The comments alarmed her so much that she contacted authorities. She later wore a wire and recorded her conversations with Fogle.

[Kara]

[thisismyusername]

I'll wait for those wire records to come forward. Like I said: Until the police give the evidence out, I'm not going to believe ANYTHING on guilt/innocence.

[Barry Egan]

my biggest concern here is that people might now hesitate to adopt the subway diet, despite years of empirical data and research vying for it's effectiveness.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?

[Rufus]

Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?

It's from a press thing she did with for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.

[Great Rumbler]

Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?

It's from a press thing she did with for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Reminds me a lot of this picture

[king of the internet]

Are we using an Ellen Page emote because she has always and remains looking like a teenager?

It's from a press thing she did with for Beyond: Two Souls. David Cage is the only person in the picture who looks happy to be there.

(Image removed from quote.)

#iconic #boreoriginal 

[Phoenix Dark]

I went to Subways again a few days ago and Jared was on a Sharknado 3 poster on the wall.

[Madrun Badrun]

Going to subway today so I can get skinny and impress middle school girls with my thinness. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Going to subway today so I can get skinny and impress middle school girls with my thinness.

are you talking about your weight or your hairline.

[Madrun Badrun]

My hair is still super thick.  Every time I get it cut the hairdresser always comments on how thick it is, I'll have you know.  Also my new super gay hairdresser seems to run his fingers though it for just a little too long, so I know its still good.

[Great Rumbler]

I went to Subways again a few days ago and Jared was on a Sharknado 3 poster on the wall.

He had a cameo in Sharknado 2.

[Madrun Badrun]

Got a chicken teriyaki because that's what young sophisticated women are into.

[Himu]

I love their chicken teriyaki

[Shadow Mod]

The chicken teriyaki is what I used to get and chow down on.

Also it perturbs me how some people will be like "if you don't make the cp what's the big deal."

Wut.

[Himu]

Chicken teriyaki or italian or veggie are usually my picks at Subway. Usually Chicken Teriyaki.

Chicken teriyaki w/ sauce, w/ lettuce, tomato, olives, jalapenos, onions, peppers, cheese, oil, vinegar, salt, and pepper. Load my sandwich up with them veggies!

[Great Rumbler]

Also it perturbs me how some people will be like "if you don't make the cp what's the big deal."

Wut.

It's almost getting close to making a valid point, in that possessing images of a crime is definitely not the same thing as committing the crime itself, but willfully ignores what is known about how people obtain images like that through clandestine black markets. Like, you don't just Google around until you find a Zip file on some file sharing service and then download it to your computer, that's not how child pornography is obtained by these people, and descending that deep into that kind of world is a huge problem in and of itself.

Plus, you know, there's the obvious problem.

[benjipwns]

Jared Fogle’s appearance in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has been cut from the film following the FBI’s raid on the Subway spokesman’s house in Indiana on Tuesday. The raid took place two months after Russell Taylor, formerly the head of the Fogle-founded nonprofit the Jared Foundation, was charged by federal prosecutors with the production and possession of child pornography.

A spokesman for Syfy, which is broadcasting the horror threequel on July 22, has confirmed to EW that a cameo appearance Fogle had shot for the film would not be seen in the finished cut.

[benjipwns]

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-09/subway-planned-to-rebrand-jared-fogle-as-a-family-man-before-fbi-raid

Before federal investigators raided the home of Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, the company was in the midst of rebranding him to revive stagnant sales. No charges have been filed against Fogle, and FBI officials have declined to discuss the nature of the investigation. But there's no question that the upheaval has halted Subway's latest ad campaign—one that portrays Fogle as a family man keeping the weight off with a consistent diet of Subway sandwiches.

In an animated TV spot released this year, a narrated cartoon shows a sweater-clad Fogle as a new father taking his wife, Katie McLaughlin, and their two young kids—the couple have a three-year-old son and a one-year-old daughter—to a nearby Subway store. The commercial exemplifies Subway’s dependence on Fogle as its sole ambassador—a pop culture relic of the early 2000s who helped build Subway’s reputation as a health-conscious fast-food alternative. Now, as the company struggles to stay relevant among such emerging competitors as Chipotle Mexican Grill and Jimmy John’s, Fogle and his new image were poised to help revive the world’s biggest fast-food chain. 

“My life has evolved,” Fogle told Bloomberg Businessweek in an exclusive interview on June 17. “The next step in my story is I have a family, and a lot of parents can relate to that. You want to be a role model for your children, and obviously one of the most important things is maintaining the weight, keeping it off.”

Fogle’s updated family-man image was rolling out just as McDonald’s was releasing a remade Ronald McDonald, KFC was bringing back the Colonel, and Burger King was reviving its crown-clad mascot. But unlike fictional fast-food mascots, launching a new Jared campaign meant framing a narrative around real-life changes. "I’m not just a stagnant person like some of those other mascots," Fogle said. "I hope to be a great parent and a great role model for kids anywhere. I hope to be with Subway for a long time to come."

[Kara]

Disappointed that SyFy won't stand up for artistic integrity. Did we stop watching Chinatown? Listening to Thriller? Reading 120 Days of Sodom?

[Mr. Nobody]

Disappointed that SyFy won't stand up for artistic integrity. Did we stop watching Chinatown? Listening to Thriller? Reading 120 Days of Sodom?

 

[Kara]

One of the best World War 2 movies.

The first time I watched I wore sunglasses the whole time because I was hung the fuck over. It let me close my eyes without getting shit from my movie crew of the time. Sometimes it pays to have a drinking problem.

[CatsCatsCats]

So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?

[Kara]

So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?

Well we know that he said stuff on tape and the feds were willing to raid his home. Even in this era where the federal government more or less surveils the entire world they don't exactly do that willy nilly. Unless you sell unpasteurized milk.

[Kara]

From my reading of the news story it seemed as if he had said comparable things while she was wearing a wire.

[Shadow Mod]

From my reading of the news story it seemed as if he had said comparable things while she was wearing a wire.

Also president of his foundation was found with cp. That's a pretty big coincidence too.

[CatsCatsCats]

No charge though as I understood it? Sure doesn't look good though

[bork]

I read all instances of "Chicken Teriyaki" as "Children Teriyaki" in this thread.  Thanks Jared.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/

dude legit eats fresh

[Madrun Badrun]

I read all instances of "Chicken Teriyaki" as "Children Teriyaki" in this thread.  Thanks Jared.

Wait, I've been buying chicken? 

[Joe Molotov]

I assume someone at GAF has gotten out their Age of Consent spreadsheet to see if this is illegal not.

[nudemacusers]

I assume someone at GAF has gotten out their Age of Consent spreadsheet to see if this is illegal not.

give them time

[Kara]

A hundred bucks? As if all this other stuff was already unforgivable, now it comes to light that Jared is practically a SW aficionado. Shameful.

[Himu]

So is there a confirmation whether Jared Eats Fresh yet or what

[Madrun Badrun]

Pretty sure age of consent goes out the window when you pay for it.  At least that's what the note at the bottom of my spread sheet says. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also you can't have anal with someone under 18 in Canada.

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

So is there a confirmation whether Jared Eats Fresh yet or what

Fresh off the school bus.

[Kara]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also you can't have anal with someone under 18 in Canada.

[close]

And people try to paint this place as progressive on the internet.

[nudemacusers]

would you want anal with a canadian anyway? all that poutine and maple syrup.

[studyguy]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/

dude legit eats fresh

The comment tho
"A+++ Was amazing, would commit statutory again"

[Madrun Badrun]

Got subway.  I wasn't even hungry, just suddenly thought 'I could have some subway'.  I blame this thread. 

[Himu]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/

dude legit eats fresh

I missed this. Yeah, he eats that fresh.

[StealthFan]

[Human Snorenado]

I got Subway yesterday.

[Himu]

I almost ate Subway yesterday. Is Which Wich really better than Subway? What about Blimpie?

[Huff]

I almost ate Subway yesterday. Is Which Wich really better than Subway? What about Blimpie?

Subway is trash tier.  Which wich is easily better, but more expensive

[Kara]

Which's Reubens are offensive. I reported them to the Elders.

[Shadow Mod]

I assume someone at GAF has gotten out their Age of Consent spreadsheet to see if this is illegal not.

Them prostitutes seen a lot of stuff. They're canonically older than 16 at this point.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Guys, 16 is legal in many states. By definition he is not a pedophile. He is a ebebioanimuphile. It's entirely different and I'm offended that you would denigrate his name like this. Like calling someone a racist, calling someone a pedophile is one of the worst things you can do to another person.

[Himu]

Ebonicsphile

[Madrun Badrun]

umm pretty sure the worst thing you can call someone is Republican.