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Title: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:10:01 PM
https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face  :dayum "from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2018, 07:15:28 PM
I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.

Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 29, 2018, 07:18:39 PM
How is this not about ewoks?
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: nudemacusers on January 29, 2018, 07:20:54 PM
being the worst of something that’s mediocre and overrated isn’t threadworthy
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:26:36 PM
I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.

Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.

Obi Wan told him that Vader betrayed and murdered his father and when he gets called out on his filthy lies he basically goes "well, I meant murdered metaphorically lol"
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:27:10 PM
How is this not about ewoks?

because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 29, 2018, 07:31:29 PM
How is this not about ewoks?

because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)
Plus, they sing Yub Nub.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:32:21 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar  :holeup
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 29, 2018, 07:36:41 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar  :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: samfish on January 29, 2018, 07:56:37 PM
Thats because the original movie clearly was not plotted out, in spite of what everyone tells you otherwise. Hence also why Luke fucks his sister.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Himu on January 29, 2018, 08:32:01 PM
ANH is like a Star Wars beta test. Almost barely counts.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 29, 2018, 08:34:03 PM
Luke: "What happened to my father?"

Obi-Wan: "He went to the Dark Side, so I chopped off his arms and legs and then left him to die on the side of a volcano."
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 08:36:28 PM
That's some beta test, considering it's the second best movie in the series.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: nudemacusers on January 29, 2018, 08:39:41 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar  :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.
dude
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 29, 2018, 08:56:05 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar  :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.

No.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 29, 2018, 09:02:03 PM
okay, my apologies for the doxx   :mjcry
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: nachobro on January 29, 2018, 09:17:48 PM
the whole movie is kinda the worst part tbh
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 09:22:28 PM
No.

Jabba's sail barge  :aah
Luke dark jedi outfit  :whew
Speeders in the forest  :phil
Rancor  :uguu
Salacious Crumb  :mynicca
Twi'lek sex slaves  :noah
Battle of Endor (the space part) :lawd
Luke and Vader duel  :obama
Yub Nub  :ohyeah
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: nachobro on January 29, 2018, 09:24:16 PM
:holeup
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 09:26:04 PM
rotj is good and I'll not let its praises be unsung in this shithole thread

I like rotj, but you cannot dispute my op. Obi Wan is a filthy liar
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 31, 2018, 09:39:31 AM
Fuck whatever this thing was. Nightmare fuel as a kid.

http://www.starwars.com/databank/bib-fortuna
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: chronovore on January 31, 2018, 10:12:42 PM
https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face  :dayum "from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.

Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on January 31, 2018, 11:47:12 PM
https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face  :dayum "from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.

Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”

The original "alternative facts"

 :trumps
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on February 01, 2018, 07:00:04 PM
The worst part of Star Wars Revenge of the Jedi is admiral suckbar.

Lando has to talk the guy into sticking around. He makes no command decisions except for retreat and "fire on the ship that's almost destroyed." What a genius!

Suckbar is the Boba Fett of Star Wars.
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Rufus on February 01, 2018, 08:40:05 PM
 :noooo
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on February 01, 2018, 11:34:15 PM
wow
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 01, 2018, 11:43:19 PM
(http://www.eriksdelicafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Farmers-Market-Vegetarian-Sandwich.jpg)
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on February 01, 2018, 11:50:31 PM
Nooooo, you crossed the streams
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: agrajag on February 01, 2018, 11:50:56 PM
that sandwich looks like bullshit btw
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 02, 2018, 01:54:04 AM
Thanks  :-*
Title: Re: The worst part of Return of the Jedi
Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2018, 08:15:39 AM
that sandwich looks like bullshit btw

It's canon-accurate. Those boiled eggs are actually Ewok testicles.