THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:10:01 PM
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https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y
Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face :dayum "from a certain point of view?"
Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.
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I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.
Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.
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How is this not about ewoks?
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being the worst of something that’s mediocre and overrated isn’t threadworthy
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I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.
Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.
Obi Wan told him that Vader betrayed and murdered his father and when he gets called out on his filthy lies he basically goes "well, I meant murdered metaphorically lol"
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How is this not about ewoks?
because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)
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How is this not about ewoks?
because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)
Plus, they sing Yub Nub.
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good lord, what is that thing in your avatar :holeup
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good lord, what is that thing in your avatar :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.
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Thats because the original movie clearly was not plotted out, in spite of what everyone tells you otherwise. Hence also why Luke fucks his sister.
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ANH is like a Star Wars beta test. Almost barely counts.
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Luke: "What happened to my father?"
Obi-Wan: "He went to the Dark Side, so I chopped off his arms and legs and then left him to die on the side of a volcano."
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That's some beta test, considering it's the second best movie in the series.
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good lord, what is that thing in your avatar :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.
dude
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good lord, what is that thing in your avatar :holeup
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.
No.
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okay, my apologies for the doxx :mjcry
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the whole movie is kinda the worst part tbh
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No.
Jabba's sail barge :aah
Luke dark jedi outfit :whew
Speeders in the forest :phil
Rancor :uguu
Salacious Crumb :mynicca
Twi'lek sex slaves :noah
Battle of Endor (the space part) :lawd
Luke and Vader duel :obama
Yub Nub :ohyeah
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:holeup
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rotj is good and I'll not let its praises be unsung in this shithole thread
I like rotj, but you cannot dispute my op. Obi Wan is a filthy liar
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Fuck whatever this thing was. Nightmare fuel as a kid.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/bib-fortuna
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https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y
Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face :dayum "from a certain point of view?"
Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.
Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”
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https://youtu.be/D4eooER8v6Y
Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face :dayum "from a certain point of view?"
Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.
Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”
The original "alternative facts"
:trumps
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The worst part of Star Wars Revenge of the Jedi is admiral suckbar.
Lando has to talk the guy into sticking around. He makes no command decisions except for retreat and "fire on the ship that's almost destroyed." What a genius!
Suckbar is the Boba Fett of Star Wars.
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:noooo
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wow
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(http://www.eriksdelicafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Farmers-Market-Vegetarian-Sandwich.jpg)
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Nooooo, you crossed the streams
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that sandwich looks like bullshit btw
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Thanks :-*
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that sandwich looks like bullshit btw
It's canon-accurate. Those boiled eggs are actually Ewok testicles.