Author Topic: The worst part of Return of the Jedi (Read 2352 times)

agrajag · « **on:** January 29, 2018, 07:10:01 PM »

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face

"from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:15:28 PM »

I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.

Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:18:39 PM »

How is this not about ewoks?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:20:54 PM »

being the worst of something that’s mediocre and overrated isn’t threadworthy

agrajag · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 29, 2018, 07:15:28 PM

I have no problem with this. I could see someone basically not wanting to deal with the fact that the person they loved and cared for turned into this monster. Then would somewhat twist the words when talking about this loved one to their son. Not acknowledging what their "brother" turned into. It's a pretty human thing to do.

Too bad the prequels sucked and didn't sell Obi Won and Anakin's friendship.

Obi Wan told him that Vader betrayed and murdered his father and when he gets called out on his filthy lies he basically goes "well, I meant murdered metaphorically lol"

agrajag · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:27:10 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 29, 2018, 07:18:39 PM

How is this not about ewoks?

because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:31:29 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:27:10 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 29, 2018, 07:18:39 PM
How is this not about ewoks?

because Ewoks are cute and cuddly (when they aren't trying to roast you alive)

Plus, they sing Yub Nub.

agrajag · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:32:21 PM »

good lord, what is that thing in your avatar

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:36:41 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:32:21 PM

good lord, what is that thing in your avatar

Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.

samfish · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:56:37 PM »

Thats because the original movie clearly was not plotted out, in spite of what everyone tells you otherwise. Hence also why Luke fucks his sister.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2018, 08:32:01 PM »

ANH is like a Star Wars beta test. Almost barely counts.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2018, 08:34:03 PM »

Luke: "What happened to my father?"

Obi-Wan: "He went to the Dark Side, so I chopped off his arms and legs and then left him to die on the side of a volcano."

agrajag · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2018, 08:36:28 PM »

That's some beta test, considering it's the second best movie in the series.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2018, 08:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Tuckers Law on January 29, 2018, 07:36:41 PM

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:32:21 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.

dude

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2018, 08:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Tuckers Law on January 29, 2018, 07:36:41 PM

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:32:21 PM
good lord, what is that thing in your avatar
Patron saint of Disney's Star Wars, and definitely a person of color.

No.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:02:03 PM »

okay, my apologies for the doxx

nachobro · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:17:48 PM »

the whole movie is kinda the worst part tbh

agrajag · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:22:28 PM »

No.

Jabba's sail barge

Luke dark jedi outfit

Speeders in the forest

Rancor

Salacious Crumb

Twi'lek sex slaves

Battle of Endor (the space part)

Luke and Vader duel

Yub Nub

nachobro · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:24:16 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:26:04 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on January 29, 2018, 09:25:06 PM

rotj is good and I'll not let its praises be unsung in this shithole thread

I like rotj, but you cannot dispute my op. Obi Wan is a filthy liar

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2018, 09:39:31 AM »

Fuck whatever this thing was. Nightmare fuel as a kid.

http://www.starwars.com/databank/bib-fortuna

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:12:42 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:10:01 PM

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face "from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.

Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”

agrajag · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:47:12 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 31, 2018, 10:12:42 PM

Quote from: agrajag on January 29, 2018, 07:10:01 PM

Obi Wan goes "well Vader and Anakin are like not the same person, so from a certain point of view I told you the truth"
And then Luke makes this face "from a certain point of view?"

Yeah, I don't buy that weak shit Obi Wan, and neither did Luke.

Yeah, this is some mealy mouthed bullshit. Even at the time, I was stunned at the audacity of Obi-Wan trying to prevaricate from beyond the grave. Just say, “Yeah, I was pretty sure you’d freak out, so I lied. Sorry.”

The original "alternative facts"

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2018, 07:00:04 PM »

The worst part of Star Wars Revenge of the Jedi is admiral suckbar.

Lando has to talk the guy into sticking around. He makes no command decisions except for retreat and "fire on the ship that's almost destroyed." What a genius!

Suckbar is the Boba Fett of Star Wars.

Rufus · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2018, 08:40:05 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #25 on:** February 01, 2018, 11:34:15 PM »

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2018, 11:43:19 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2018, 11:50:31 PM »

Nooooo, you crossed the streams

agrajag · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2018, 11:50:56 PM »

that sandwich looks like bullshit btw

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #29 on:** February 02, 2018, 01:54:04 AM »

Thanks

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** February 02, 2018, 08:15:39 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on February 01, 2018, 11:50:56 PM

that sandwich looks like bullshit btw

It's canon-accurate. Those boiled eggs are actually Ewok testicles.

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Author Topic: The worst part of Return of the Jedi (Read 2352 times)