You guys use bathrooms?girls fart rainbows and shit flowers
It was a sharpie and I wrote nothing about your asshole, just your cunny, honey.
deal with it. When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that. Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc. Fucking disgusting little whores. Your breed is no better. Besides, pussies look funny.
never knew that. The wonders of the bathroom.You guys use bathrooms?girls fart rainbows and shit flowers
are you trying to be coy? That's what trash cans are for. Are women really this ignorant? The box is there to hold tampons in case you run out!! not for you stick shit covered toilet paper and used tampons in!! what the hell is wrong with you???deal with it. When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that. Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc. Fucking disgusting little whores. Your breed is no better. Besides, pussies look funny.
Toilet paper covered in shit is gross but there are trash cans or those little boxes on the stall wall for a reason and that's exactly it. You can't flush pads and stuff so what are you supposed to do with them? You throw them away, there's supposed to be a bag too so if it's just sitting there in the can without a bag that's gross but whatever. If it's wrapped in shitty toilet paper too that's gross. Normal people wrap it in non shitty paper. It's a fact of life women have periods. We can't help that, you can help pissing on and around the toilet and writing shit about people on the walls.
And dicks don't look funny?
The girls bathroom can smell pretty bad sometimes if nobody takes the trash out but there's not much can really be done about that. People in general are gross I give you that, but guys seem to be gross on purpose.
i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her:lol :lol
spotted it in under a second
are you trying to be coy? That's what trash cans are for. Are women really this ignorant? The box is there to hold tampons in case you run out!! not for you stick shit covered toilet paper and used tampons in!! what the hell is wrong with you???deal with it. When I worked at Pizza Hut, at night I would clean the women's restroom and there was a box in there that was full of tampons and girly shit like that. Those disgusting little cunts would take them out and put in toilet paper covered in shit, used tampons etc. Fucking disgusting little whores. Your breed is no better. Besides, pussies look funny.
Toilet paper covered in shit is gross but there are trash cans or those little boxes on the stall wall for a reason and that's exactly it. You can't flush pads and stuff so what are you supposed to do with them? You throw them away, there's supposed to be a bag too so if it's just sitting there in the can without a bag that's gross but whatever. If it's wrapped in shitty toilet paper too that's gross. Normal people wrap it in non shitty paper. It's a fact of life women have periods. We can't help that, you can help pissing on and around the toilet and writing shit about people on the walls.
And dicks don't look funny?
The girls bathroom can smell pretty bad sometimes if nobody takes the trash out but there's not much can really be done about that. People in general are gross I give you that, but guys seem to be gross on purpose.
And you want to ask for equal rights? get over yourselves.spoiler (click to show/hide)Fuck you Dragona! You can't pluto me![close]
i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her
spotted it in under a second
i was waiting for the paragraph that was specifically about her
spotted it in under a second
I was waiting for the paragraph where you were funny.
Wish me luck on my eternal search. :[
Oh, and I've seen some disturbing shit (not literally) written on the mirrors with lipstick.
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.you've heard wrong.
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
I remember one that said "Call *insert telephone number* for a small dick and herpes". So that means she caught herpes? I was always just... flabbergasted by that one.
Oh, and I've seen some disturbing shit (not literally) written on the mirrors with lipstick.
do tell?
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.you've heard wrong.
She probably sprayed.And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.you've heard wrong.
My store manager was telling me she had to clean shit off the walls the other day.
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.::)
Lemurs are members of a class of attention whore known as teenage girls and make up the infraorder Lemuriformes. This type of primate is considered the evolutionary predecessor of Matlock. The term "lemur" is derived from the Latin word lemures, meaning "likes to make things up on the internets," and likely refers to the large BS stories which many of the nocturnal lemur species have.so you're saying... there's a chance?
I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.
I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.
Asshole.
I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.
I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.
Asshole.
fixedI remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.
I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.
Asshole.
bros b4 hos
Ringo didn't believe in evolution.Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?
I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.
I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.
Asshole.
I remember when you and I used to bond over Beatles conversations Malek. Now you're just a douchebag.Ringo was the only Beatle who never threw shit on the bathroom walls. John wouldn't even throw, he'd squat over Paul and then Paul would rub his face against the well.
I bet Ringo was your favorite Beatle.
Asshole.
If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved. Would it not? If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.Ringo didn't believe in evolution.Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?
I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.:o
"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too :("
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat"
If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved. Would it not? If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.Ringo didn't believe in evolution.Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?
I bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.
"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too :("
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat"
:o
Ya think? :-*
I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved. Would it not? If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.Ringo didn't believe in evolution.Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?
I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.If anything, that would make him believe that he evolved. Would it not? If he couldn't see that, perhaps he was no better and evolution really is a farce.Ringo didn't believe in evolution.Why would he, what with his bandmates throwing shit at the wall?
:wag :wagI bet girls write stuff about Mupepe in the women's bathroom at his work.
"Mupepe's cock is soooo big"
"how do u know"
"I ate it all yum"
"wtf me too who are you ho"
"r u kidding mupepe is MINE"
"I ate his dick and his asshole too :("
"god we're all such whores"
" but mupepe :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat"
That's also on the men's washroom.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.talk is cheap. i fight dinosaurs before breakfast
:-[:o
Ya think? :-*
I'm quoting them from memory, but I'm pretty sure that's what they said. :burgerking
I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. :lolI thought Mupepe started this thread. Oh well he ended it.
I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. :lol
BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about. It was called Caveman or something, right? Pretty hilarious.Probably, he played a caveman.
(http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/c/caveman-c.jpg)One on the left is mystified, the one in the middle mortified, the one on the right, intrigued.
"That's a big pecker!"
(http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/c/caveman-a.jpg)(http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/c/caveman-c.jpg)
"That's a big pecker!"
I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. :lol
BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about. It was called Caveman or something, right? Pretty hilarious.
People shit on me a lotNo, just the walls.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.talk is cheap. i fight dinosaurs before breakfast
People shit on me a lotNo, just the walls.
I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. :lol
BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about. It was called Caveman or something, right? Pretty hilarious.
While this thread is a true story (none of them aren't really... well a few of them aren't maybe but I would think they're pretty obvious) what you described is more often than not deliberate. People shit on me a lot, but people react and sometimes it can make for pretty entertaining threads. If I were on the radio I would have a lot of listeners.
(http://www.jazzprofessional.com/images/ThreeOldMen.jpg)
I sometimes take on two maybe three dinosaurs in a day. Sometimes at the same time.
who goes to school on sunday
And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
Oddly their lists never incude tampons.And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
And I've heard that after women have their period in a public bathroom they stick a finger up their vagina and write grocery lists on the stall walls in blood.
Oddly their lists never incude tampons.And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.
And I've heard that after women have their period in a public bathroom they stick a finger up their vagina and write grocery lists on the stall walls in blood.
We all have stories, like how some lady at staples managed to shotgun shit all over the wall in the womens bathroom and we had to use a bucket and water to get it off the wall.:rofl
Or the lady that shit on her chair, and then returned it cause it was 'broken'.
Sorry Lemurs, you lose.
you fucking disgust me