Guys fucking disgust me.

[omg_lemurs]

I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. 

BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about.  It was called Caveman or something, right?  Pretty hilarious.

While this thread is a true story (none of them aren't really... well a few of them aren't maybe but I would think they're pretty obvious) what you described is more often than not deliberate. People shit on me a lot, but people react and sometimes it can make for pretty entertaining threads. If I were on the radio I would have a lot of listeners.

[Flannel Boy]

People shit on me a lot

No, just the walls.

[omg_lemurs]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING DINOSAUR'S, IN A MOVIE.

talk is cheap.  i fight dinosaurs before breakfast

I sometimes take on two maybe three dinosaurs in a day. Sometimes at the same time.

[omg_lemurs]

People shit on me a lot

No, just the walls.

Well I just got served.

[mikesphat]

i love you lemurs! :smooch 

[brawndolicious]

I'm talking about THIS:


THIS:

[Christopher]

I'm sorry but in the middle of the night freshman year in our dorm the girls bathroom was RIGHT in front of our room doors, and no one gave a fuck so we use to piss in there because I drink so much water that sometimes I'll get up twice a night and take a piss, and some of the stuff that I saw in there:

Random throw up from drunk parties
Nasty tampons on the floor

yuck - guys are fucking nasty, but don't discredit girls out, they can be some naaaaasty bitches too

[littlemathletics]

I find it hilarious how Lemurs starts these inane threads, posts two or three times and then just disappears and watches the magic happen. 

BTW, nintenho, I know the movie you're talking about.  It was called Caveman or something, right?  Pretty hilarious.

While this thread is a true story (none of them aren't really... well a few of them aren't maybe but I would think they're pretty obvious) what you described is more often than not deliberate. People shit on me a lot, but people react and sometimes it can make for pretty entertaining threads. If I were on the radio I would have a lot of listeners.

Yeah, but Friends was a top rating show, so there's no accounting for taste.

[Himu]

who goes to school on sunday

[Flannel Boy]

I sometimes take on two maybe three dinosaurs in a day. Sometimes at the same time.

Goodnight folks

[omg_lemurs]

who goes to school on sunday

People who play sports and are in various clubs.

[Phoenix Dark]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

And I've heard that after women have their period in a public bathroom they stick a finger up their vagina and write grocery lists on the stall walls in blood.

[Flannel Boy]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

And I've heard that after women have their period in a public bathroom they stick a finger up their vagina and write grocery lists on the stall walls in blood.

Oddly their lists never incude tampons.

[Phoenix Dark]

And I've heard that people write stuff on the walls with shit in the guys bathroom. They pick up their shit, and they write something on the wall with shit in hand.

And I've heard that after women have their period in a public bathroom they stick a finger up their vagina and write grocery lists on the stall walls in blood.

Oddly their lists never incude tampons.

Or steak

[Ichirou]

I have seen poop on walls in men's bathrooms.  I wonder what the heck possesses some people to do stuff like that.  Do they even think about the poor dude who's going to have to come over afterwards and wash that stuff off the walls?  Or do they do that BECAUSE there's someone who has to come over and clean it up?

[Itch]

I would quit my job if they made me clean shit off the walls. Fuuuck that.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Jesus, shut up.

[makaveli]

people always right stuff like i fucked so and so in this stall its kinda weird

[MrAngryFace]

We all have stories, like how some lady at staples managed to shotgun shit all over the wall in the womens bathroom and we had to use a bucket and water to get it off the wall.

Or the lady that shit on her chair, and then returned it cause it was 'broken'.

Sorry Lemurs, you lose.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

WAIT WHAT OH GAWD :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

We all have stories, like how some lady at staples managed to shotgun shit all over the wall in the womens bathroom and we had to use a bucket and water to get it off the wall.

Or the lady that shit on her chair, and then returned it cause it was 'broken'.

Sorry Lemurs, you lose.

That's the stupidiest shit I've ever heard. Did she at least try to clean off the chair a bit to save herself the embarrassment?

[Prost]

you fucking disgust me

[omg_lemurs]

you fucking disgust me

Fuck you.