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Title: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 02:54:12 PM
Because of PD's lack of knowledge regarding movies that reflect black people and our culture, I thought I would take the time to make a list of all the noteworthy films that every negro in America must see before he dies.

I would actually love it if the black stallion helped with this list. Beezy, I need some help.

I'll start it off with 10 movies that are ESSENTIAL. The top 10 essentials:

1. The Spook Who Sat By the Door
2. Scarface
3. The Color Purple
4. Once Upon a Time...When We Were Colored
5. Coming To America
6. The Last Dragon
7. Bamboozled
8. Night of the Living Dead
9. Antwone Fischer
10. The Mack

While it ISN'T a film, it should be required viewing and or reading in all history classes: Roots.

Next up, we'll have a top 10 list of black comedy films.
Title: Re: The black man's movie history prerequisites
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 02:55:57 PM
Because of PD's lack of knowledge regarding movies that reflect black people and our culture, I thought I would take the time to make a list of all the noteworthy films that every negro in America must see before he dies.

I would actually love it if the black stallion helped with this list. Beezy, I need some help.

I'll start it off with 10 movies that are ESSENTIAL. The top 10 essentials:

1. The Spook Who Sat By the Door
2. Scarface
3. The Color Purple
4. Once Upon a Time...When We Were Colored
5. Coming To America
6. The Last Dragon
7. Bamboozled
8. Night of the Living Dead
9. Antwone Fischer
10. The Mack

While it ISN'T a film, it should be required viewing and or reading in all history classes: Roots.

Next up, we'll have a top 10 list of black comedy films.

I've seen all the movies bolded, and seen some of the ones underlined
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Robo on May 22, 2007, 02:57:23 PM
If you saw Scarface on TV, you didn't see it.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Cheebs on May 22, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
The Color Purple has whoopi.  NO WHOOPI IN MY MOVIES PLEASE
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:01:13 PM
Meh. I think it's still a good movie.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
The Color Purple has whoopi.  NO WHOOPI IN MY MOVIES PLEASE

She's awesome in the movie dude. She almost slits Danny Glover's throat, and she has lesbo sex :hyper
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 22, 2007, 03:01:52 PM
what a worthless list
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 22, 2007, 03:02:23 PM
Scarface is the only correct one
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:02:42 PM
what a worthless list

RACIST
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
[youtube=425,350]DeSfLLLE4Lo[/youtube]

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Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Robo on May 22, 2007, 03:06:22 PM
The caucasian perspective suggests you add the only film made by a black man that is essential viewing:

(http://movies.sitenation.com/images/Friday.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:07:59 PM
The caucasian perspective suggests you add the only film made by a black man that is essential viewing:

Friday

Hmmmm nope. Antwone Fischer was directed by Denzel Washington, and based on a book by a black man. It's an amazing movie and it is probably in my top 10. I love that movie so much.

Friday is good, but it's no top 10 imo. It shall be in the comedy list though.

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Cheebs on May 22, 2007, 03:08:16 PM
The Color Purple has whoopi.  NO WHOOPI IN MY MOVIES PLEASE

She's awesome in the movie dude. She almost slits Danny Glover's throat, and she has lesbo sex :hyper
Whoopi sex scene....?  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:08:43 PM
Bruce Leroy was my hero growing up. I wanted to be Bruce Leroy.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 22, 2007, 03:12:23 PM
Friday
Menace to Society
Juice
Poetic Justice
Above the Rim
The Godfather I & II
South Central


pretty much the same shit I listed in the other thread.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 22, 2007, 03:12:40 PM
what a worthless list

RACIST

(http://www.teevblogger.com/images/richards1106.jpg)
I'm not a racist..
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Robo on May 22, 2007, 03:13:36 PM
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Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 22, 2007, 03:14:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]DeSfLLLE4Lo[/youtube]

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that scene was shithot. i even cheered when i first saw it iirc.

WHO IS THE MASTER? I AM :bow

YELLOW GLOW :bow :bow
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:14:12 PM
Friday
Menace to Society
Juice
Poetic Justice
Above the Rim
The Godfather I & II
South Central


pretty much the same shit I listed in the other thread.

A lot of blacks aren't too big on Godfather. I mean, it's big, but it's not Scarface big.

Juice is dope. What was that Wayans movie where one of them dies when playing basketball?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:15:14 PM
[youtube=425,350]DeSfLLLE4Lo[/youtube]

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that scene was shithot. i even cheered when i first saw it iirc.

WHO IS THE MASTER? I AM :bow

YELLOW GLOW :bow :bow

:bow :bow :bow

THE POWER OF BRUCE LEROY KNOWS NO COLOR BOUNDARIES
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:15:27 PM
Here are some real black movies:

To Sir, With Love
In the Heat of the Night
Do the Right Thing
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE IT

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 22, 2007, 03:17:04 PM
Friday
Menace to Society
Juice
Poetic Justice
Above the Rim
The Godfather I & II
South Central

pretty much the same shit I listed in the other thread.

A lot of blacks aren't too big on Godfather. I mean, it's big, but it's not Scarface big.

Juice is dope. What was that Wayans movie where one of them dies when playing basketball?

Above the Rim? hrmmm... I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is also another good movie.

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 22, 2007, 03:17:46 PM
Here are some real black movies:

To Sir, With Love
In the Heat of the Night
Do the Right Thing
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE IT



:lol You mean the TV series, I know you do. :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:17:56 PM
Here are some real black movies:

To Sir, With Love
In the Heat of the Night
Do the Right Thing
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE IT

In the Heat of the Night rules. I watched the tv show off and on when I was a kid.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:19:06 PM
Here are some real black movies:

To Sir, With Love
In the Heat of the Night
Do the Right Thing
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE IT



:lol You mean the TV series, I know you do. :lol

Naw, that really is a movie. Came out in the 60's. It's a goodie.

To Kill A Mockingbird is a movie that pops up often in black family circles as well. My father made me watch it when I was 8 years old.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:21:50 PM
Here are some real black movies:

To Sir, With Love
In the Heat of the Night
Do the Right Thing
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE IT



:lol You mean the TV series, I know you do. :lol

MOTHER FUCKER

[youtube=425,350]-uBQP7Xf994[/youtube]

I GOT THE MOTIVE WHICH IS MONEY AND THE BODY WHICH IS DEAD!

THEY CALL ME MR. TIBBS!

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:22:31 PM
Above the Rim?


No, it's not Above the Rim, it's The Sixth Man. I love that movie.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 03:22:39 PM
No one mentioned Boyz in the Hood? That's like the only movie that my mother watched in a theater throughout all of the 90s. :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:23:15 PM
In the Heat of the Night won the best picture oscar. It rox
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:23:18 PM
No Brother from Another Planet?

That is one I have not seen.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:23:43 PM
No one mentioned Boyz in the Hood? That's like the only movie that my mother watched in a theater throughout all of the 90s. :lol

It's an amazing film but I was having trouble ranking it.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:26:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]opuEwG0jCPA[/youtube]
OH SHIT BURRRRN :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 22, 2007, 03:27:01 PM
CB4
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:30:25 PM
[youtube=425,350]MRtuxjHBmi4[/youtube]

> *
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 22, 2007, 03:34:01 PM
Shaft and Foxy Brown

bitches!

Cleopatra Jones. :)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 03:37:04 PM
CB4

[youtube=425,350]NGOYG-8AjeU[/youtube]
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:38:48 PM
HOUSE PARTY
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 03:40:57 PM
HOUSE PARTY
Kid from Kid n Play went to my high school. He visited during my sophomore or junior year.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 03:42:50 PM
I wasn't allowed to watch House Party any more when I was little. I watched it when I was 4 or 5 and it was my first case of cussing because the movie cusses.  :-[
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
I wasn't allowed to watch House Party any more when I was little. I watched it when I was 4 or 5 and it was my first case of cussing because the movie cusses.  :-[

Yup, I couldn't watch it either. Saw some of it on BET earlier this year
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 03:48:27 PM
[youtube=425,350]MRtuxjHBmi4[/youtube]

> *

[youtube=425,350]ln31WOHAcn[/youtube]
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: demi on May 22, 2007, 03:54:54 PM
I'm astounded at the fact that Himuro thinks he's actually black.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 04:24:49 PM
Scarface sucks.  Pull that one from the list and replace it with Soul Man.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 04:25:28 PM
Whether you think it sucks or not doesn't change the fact it's a requirement for all blacks to see it.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 22, 2007, 04:27:47 PM
black people should watch goodfellas.

slj gets killed by pesci lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 04:30:41 PM
in before New Jack City :-\
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 04:35:33 PM
Whether you think it sucks or not doesn't change the fact it's a requirement for all blacks to see it.

Why?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 04:39:27 PM
Whether you think it sucks or not doesn't change the fact it's a requirement for all blacks to see it.

Why?

Because black people need to be told what to do and how to act. You didn't get the memo?


Goodfellas>>>>>>nearly everything listed in this thread
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 04:45:31 PM
Whether you think it sucks or not doesn't change the fact it's a requirement for all blacks to see it.

Why?

Because black people need to be told what to do and how to act. You didn't get the memo?


Goodfellas>>>>>>nearly everything listed in this thread

Soul Man is better.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 22, 2007, 04:47:28 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much.

his best friend stabbed him in the back and boned his sister who was high on coke.  :-\
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 04:49:21 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much.

his best friend boned his sister who was high on coke :-\

He didn't take advantage of her though. They fell in love, and Tony ruined it :-\

Maybe rappers skip the final two minutes of the movie
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 22, 2007, 04:59:56 PM
Tupac Resurrection is a must now too.

You have to know the history of Pac!


oh, and no one mentioned Meteor Man!
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 05:04:16 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much

It's not just rappers, it's blacks in general. It's a staple.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 05:05:35 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much

It's not just rappers, it's blacks in general. It's a staple.

Why?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 05:07:37 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much

It's not just rappers, it's blacks in general. It's a staple.

Why?

Because it's a rags to riches story about rising from the gutter to the top. Negroes use it for inspiration.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 05:09:54 PM
i never got why rappers loved scarface so much

It's not just rappers, it's blacks in general. It's a staple.

Why?

Because it's a rags to riches story about rising from the gutter to the top. Negroes use it for inspiration.

How does that make it a black man movie?  The boys from Entourage love that movie, and they are all very white.  Are you implying that it is a black people movie because of the violence?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 05:13:19 PM
It's not necessarily a black people's movie, but it's still a staple. You can't be black and not see Scarface. No way, no how. It's impossible.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 22, 2007, 05:13:37 PM
it's a black movie because he eventually dies
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 05:14:57 PM
It's not necessarily a black people's movie, but it's still a staple. You can't be black and not see Scarface. No way, no how. It's impossible.

But if its intrinsic value is that it's a rags to riches story, why are you picking one that is violent and glorifies a violent and vice ridden lifestyle?  I think saying it's a movie every black man has to see is reinforcing negative stereotypes.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Error Macro on May 22, 2007, 05:30:45 PM
5. Coming To America
6. The Last Dragon
8. Night of the Living Dead

These should be required for everyone to see, not just black peeps.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 05:33:49 PM
it's a black movie because he eventually dies
:lol :lol :lol

Black people skip the last two minutes of the movie anyway
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Oblivion on May 22, 2007, 06:46:35 PM
After reading this thread, I'm convinced slavery should be given another chance.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 07:02:36 PM
Uhhhhh what?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: demi on May 22, 2007, 07:33:38 PM
After reading this thread, I'm convinced slavery should be given another chance.

HUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAHUAHUA

(http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/amistad-DVDcover.jpg)

ADD IT TO THE LIST
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 07:38:03 PM
Amistad <3
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 08:11:02 PM


2. Scarface
3. The Color Purple

5. Coming To America
6. The Last Dragon
7. Bamboozled
8. Night of the Living Dead
9. Antwone Fischer


While it ISN'T a film, it should be required viewing and or reading in all history classes: Roots.



I've seen all these.  Can I be a black man?   :-*
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 08:21:44 PM
Amistad <3

Amistad is not a bad movie. It's not surprising that movies about slavery can get some rather meh reviews; I think Amistad's RT is in the 70s right now, which isn't bad I guess.

That opening scene where the slave is using his bloody fingers to dig out the nail=omg :-\
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
It's not necessarily a black people's movie, but it's still a staple. You can't be black and not see Scarface. No way, no how. It's impossible.

But if its intrinsic value is that it's a rags to riches story, why are you picking one that is violent and glorifies a violent and vice ridden lifestyle?  I think saying it's a movie every black man has to see is reinforcing negative stereotypes.

I think if you look at it from a certain perspective, there's something perversely enjoyable about seeing a member of a minority coming from literally nothing and becoming wealthy and powerful simply due to his wits and the willingness to do violence.  He then proceeds to dominate one of the symbols of the ruling class - a beautiful white woman.  It's pure wish fulfillment, and I don't see it as reinforcing negative stereotypes any more than white people pretty much worshipping stuff like The Godfather and The Sopranos reinforces a negative stereotype.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
So you agree that it is the NUMBER TWO movie that every black person should see then?  I'm not so sure I'd want Scarface to be a part of list that represents my race's culture.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 08:59:46 PM
So you agree that it is the NUMBER TWO movie that every black person should see then?  I'm not so sure I'd want Scarface to be a part of list that represents my race's culture.

I don't really see a problem with it.  And I think the first two Godfather flicks would probably be in the same position for the white version of that list.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:02:56 PM
What makes the Godfather flicks white people movies?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:05:32 PM
What makes the Godfather flicks white people movies?

The Godfather flicks are the white people movies par excellence.  Vito Corleone embodies the American Dream!

The only white people movie that's more required viewing than The Godfather is probably It's a Wonderful Life.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:07:03 PM
What makes the Godfather flicks white people movies?

The Godfather flicks are the white people movies par excellence.  Vito Corleone embodies the American Dream!

The only white people movie that's more required viewing than The Godfather is probably It's a Wonderful Life.

But the characters in The Godfather are still outsiders in US society.  How is it any different than Scarface in that regard? 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:08:35 PM
What makes the Godfather flicks white people movies?

The Godfather flicks are the white people movies par excellence.  Vito Corleone embodies the American Dream!

The only white people movie that's more required viewing than The Godfather is probably It's a Wonderful Life.

But the characters in The Godfather are still outsiders in US society.  How is it any different than Scarface in that regard? 

It's seen as artier and thus more "acceptable" to the gringo population.  It's very much a nostalgic piece of romantic fiction geared towards middle class white people who don't know shit about real crime.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:11:18 PM
This is patently ridiculous.  There's nothing racial about either Scarface or The Godfather.  And how is Scarface more representative of "real crime?"  Al Pacino acts like a cartoon character in the movie.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:13:49 PM
This is patently ridiculous.  There's nothing racial about either Scarface or The Godfather.  And how is Scarface more representative of "real crime?"  Al Pacino acts like a cartoon character in the movie.

I know plenty of Cuban dudes who act just like Pacino.  NOW THE QUESTION IS - do they act like that 'cause they're Cuban or do they act like that because they saw Pacino acting that way in Scarface?  It's a chicken or egg thing.

I think Scarface is a lot more representative of the black experience.  A guy is brought over to America on a boat, with nothing to his name, and somehow finds a way to get rich and dominate a white woman.  :-*
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:16:46 PM
What does scareface have to do with being black?

in before New Jack City :-\

> scareface.


Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.    is my pick for blackness and awesomeness. 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:18:39 PM
This is patently ridiculous.  There's nothing racial about either Scarface or The Godfather.  And how is Scarface more representative of "real crime?"  Al Pacino acts like a cartoon character in the movie.

I know plenty of Cuban dudes who act just like Pacino.  NOW THE QUESTION IS - do they act like that 'cause they're Cuban or do they act like that because they saw Pacino acting that way in Scarface?  It's a chicken or egg thing.

I think Scarface is a lot more representative of the black experience.  A guy is brought over to America on a boat, with nothing to his name, and somehow finds a way to get rich and dominate a white woman.  :-*

so basically, black people are stealing Cuban people's movie?  Typical of black people.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
This is patently ridiculous.  There's nothing racial about either Scarface or The Godfather.  And how is Scarface more representative of "real crime?"  Al Pacino acts like a cartoon character in the movie.

I know plenty of Cuban dudes who act just like Pacino.  NOW THE QUESTION IS - do they act like that 'cause they're Cuban or do they act like that because they saw Pacino acting that way in Scarface?  It's a chicken or egg thing.

I think Scarface is a lot more representative of the black experience.  A guy is brought over to America on a boat, with nothing to his name, and somehow finds a way to get rich and dominate a white woman.  :-*

so basically, black people are stealing Cuban people's movie?  Typical of black people.

Pacino's portrayal is a little over the top, but there is an incredible level of machismo in the average Caribbean male, much more so than in the typical white American, and probably a lot closer to the typical urban black guy.  I can definitely see how they identify with the character and see the story as being a sort of power fantasy.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:25:48 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 09:26:44 PM
It's not necessarily a black people's movie, but it's still a staple. You can't be black and not see Scarface. No way, no how. It's impossible.

But if its intrinsic value is that it's a rags to riches story, why are you picking one that is violent and glorifies a violent and vice ridden lifestyle?  I think saying it's a movie every black man has to see is reinforcing negative stereotypes.

I think if you look at it from a certain perspective, there's something perversely enjoyable about seeing a member of a minority coming from literally nothing and becoming wealthy and powerful simply due to his wits and the willingness to do violence.  He then proceeds to dominate one of the symbols of the ruling class - a beautiful white woman.  It's pure wish fulfillment, and I don't see it as reinforcing negative stereotypes any more than white people pretty much worshipping stuff like The Godfather and The Sopranos reinforces a negative stereotype.

Pretty much. Scarface isn't just a black movie, it's a movie minorities enjoy more than most in general.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:28:15 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?

No, black people want to be successful.  And Tony Montana isn't white.  He's latino.  A minority, just like the black community.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:28:20 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?

Of course, who wouldn't want to be. 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:36:05 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?

No, black people want to be successful.  And Tony Montana isn't white.  He's latino.  A minority, just like the black community.

Al Pacino isn't latino.  It's not my fault that the movie is poorly cast.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:37:12 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?

No, black people want to be successful.  And Tony Montana isn't white.  He's latino.  A minority, just like the black community.

Al Pacino isn't latino.  It's not my fault that the movie is poorly cast.

The only latino playing a latino in the movie is the dude that plays Tony's best friend.  But that doesn't change the fact that Pacino's playing a latino character.

I think you are pulling my leg, man. :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:39:19 PM
So basically, black people want to be white?

No, black people want to be successful.  And Tony Montana isn't white.  He's latino.  A minority, just like the black community.

Al Pacino isn't latino.  It's not my fault that the movie is poorly cast.

The only latino playing a latino in the movie is the dude that plays Tony's best friend.  But that doesn't change the fact that Pacino's playing a latino character.

I think you are pulling my leg, man. :lol

I just think it's ludicrous that Himumu thinks it's a movie all BLACK people need to see when it's clearly not just popular among black people.  It's a popular movie PERIOD.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:40:10 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:41:17 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?  You think they would at least idolize movies that had, you know, memebers of their own race in them.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?  You think they would at least idolize movies that had, you know, memebers of their own race in them.

It's not their fault that movies with black casts tend to be shitty.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:44:26 PM
I'm being ignored -- its gaf all over again!   :'(


Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


also on dog the bounty hunter there are two girls that look both look manlier than Jackie Chan.  Ice is a horrible thing kids! 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:45:09 PM
That was a terrible movie, Father_Mike.  Why do you keep bringing it up?  :-\
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Scarface is a pretty awesome movie. Very well written, basically a given of many Oliver stuff from the 80s (CONAN)

[youtube=425,350]sLe4xgP0jUw[/youtube]
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:46:17 PM
That was a terrible movie, Father_Mike.  Why do you keep bringing it up?  :-\

Because it was great!   >:(
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:47:44 PM
Dude, if my daughter came to my house and told me she wanted to marry a widowed doctor who was like ten years older than her who she'd only known for NINE DAYS, I would get my shotgun, no matter the dude's race.

Stupid, preachy movie.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:51:06 PM
Dude, if my daughter came to my house and told me she wanted to marry a widowed doctor who was like ten years older than her who she'd only known for NINE DAYS, I would get my shotgun, no matter the dude's race.

Stupid, preachy movie.

The first two neutralize the second two.  A doctor would provide!  I hope I marry a Dr. 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 09:51:35 PM
Glory should be on this fucking list.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 09:51:48 PM
Here's one for black women. :lol

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/95/1800022395p.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?  You think they would at least idolize movies that had, you know, memebers of their own race in them.

It's not their fault that movies with black casts tend to be shitty.

But it's still the fault of the black casts!  If they can't make good movies, they are not allowed to steal other races' movies.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 09:52:20 PM
It's not a horrible movie dude. Enough hyperbole. The thing I don't like is some scenes are far too dramatic
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 09:54:45 PM
Here's one for black women. :lol

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/95/1800022395p.jpg)

Lemme 1UP you

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3269/waitingtoexhalera7.jpg)

If you want to understand black women, watch this movie. I made a thread about it awhile ago
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:56:19 PM
I want to understand latino women before I move on to other ethnicities.  ???

This is the movie where Lela Rochon porks that fatty, right?  That's hot.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 09:58:19 PM
Lemme 1UP you

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3269/waitingtoexhalera7.jpg (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3269/waitingtoexhalera7.jpg)

If you want to understand black women, watch this movie. I made a thread about it awhile ago
Damn you. :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:59:02 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?  You think they would at least idolize movies that had, you know, memebers of their own race in them.

It's not their fault that movies with black casts tend to be shitty.

But it's still the fault of the black casts!  If they can't make good movies, they are not allowed to steal other races' movies.

Well, they have, and it's done.  No use crying over spilled milk!
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 09:59:40 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:02:55 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)

I remember jacking off to the bathroom sex scene in that movie. First time I realized you didn't have to have sex laying down on a bed.

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:04:34 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)

I remember jacking off to the bathroom sex scene in that movie. First time I realized you didn't have to have sex laying down on a bed.



Did you jack it in the theater?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:06:21 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:06:52 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)

I love that movie
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:07:04 PM
The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.

To be fair, Scarface is a HUGE part of rap culture.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:07:58 PM
Anyway, Scarface is a shitty movie, that's that.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:08:15 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)

I remember jacking off to the bathroom sex scene in that movie. First time I realized you didn't have to have sex laying down on a bed.



Did you jack it in the theater?

In my grandma's bathroom actually. She had the movie, and everytime I went over I'd sneek into her room and fast forward to that scene. Then I'd head into the bathroom and do my business.

Now that I think about it, my grandma played a huge role in the advancement of my masturbatory progression. I used to steal her Jet magazines just to rub it out to the Beauties of the Week
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:09:17 PM
You should thank your grandma by telling her exactly that. I'm sure she'll be quite proud to know of her unwitting role in your sexual maturation.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:10:01 PM
Here's one for black women. :lol

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/95/1800022395p.jpg)

I like this movie. Guilty pleasure. It's a movie that's completely BASED around Common's classic song I Used To Love HER. GENIUS.

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8734/brownsugosbrownsugarposxs3.jpg)

Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:10:23 PM
black movies are pretty shitty all in all.

they're either...

a). we're opressed, white man be holding us down
b.) look at me, i'm a girl and i'm black and sassy (black comedies)
c.) we be gangsta  bang bang


The only good black movies are black family comedies.  they're awesome.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Oblivion on May 22, 2007, 10:11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/6YXZaJgiea8
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:11:24 PM

The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.

To be fair, Scarface is a HUGE part of rap culture.

That's only because it's a big part of black culture to begin with.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:11:32 PM
Himu: Are you talking about Brown Sugar? Your pic was hotlinked and didn't work
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:11:42 PM
black movies are pretty shitty all in all.

they're either...

a). we're opressed, white man be holding us down
b.) look at me, i'm a girl and i'm black and sassy (black comedies)
c.) we be gangsta  bang bang


The only good black movies are black family comedies.  they're awesome.

Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:12:12 PM
Himu: Are you talking about Brown Sugar? Your pic was hotlinked and didn't work

yes
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:13:15 PM

The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.

To be fair, Scarface is a HUGE part of rap culture.

That's only because it's a big part of black culture to begin with.

So how did black people steal it in the first place?  And again, why?  Why not a less crass rags to riches story?  Why not Rocky?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:14:27 PM
TVC: didn't you know only black people are poor?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:15:13 PM
black movies are pretty shitty all in all.

they're either...

a). we're opressed, white man be holding us down
b.) look at me, i'm a girl and i'm black and sassy (black comedies)
c.) we be gangsta  bang bang


The only good black movies are black family comedies.  they're awesome.

Shut the fuck up.
why don't you argue instead of acting like a bitch and validating my opinions?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:15:38 PM
Maybe because it's true?  >:(
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:15:42 PM

The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.

To be fair, Scarface is a HUGE part of rap culture.

That's only because it's a big part of black culture to begin with.

So how did black people steal it in the first place?  And again, why?  Why not a less crass rags to riches story?  Why not Rocky?

Rocky isn't a rags-to-riches story.  Not the first one, anyway.  And why would black people gravitate towards a movie where the bad guy is a caricature of Muhammed Ali?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:17:13 PM
Maybe because it's true?  >:(
thanks.

i really do love black family comedies.  seriously.  they're awesome.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:17:32 PM
Maybe because it's true?  >:(
Brown Sugar doesn't fall under any of those.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:17:37 PM

The movie has penetrated urban black culture in a way that it hasn't in the mainstream.  That's the truth.

So basically, urban rap culture is black culture?

Huh? Where did you get this? This has nothing to with rap culture.

To be fair, Scarface is a HUGE part of rap culture.

That's only because it's a big part of black culture to begin with.

So how did black people steal it in the first place?  And again, why?  Why not a less crass rags to riches story?  Why not Rocky?

Rocky isn't a rags-to-riches story.  Not the first one, anyway.  And why would black people gravitate towards a movie where the bad guy is a caricature of Muhammed Ali?

At least he's a white dude playing a caricature of a black man instead of an Italian dude playing a caricature of a Cuban.  And yes, Rocky is a rags to riches story.  Just because riches doesn't mean money or victory in its case doesn't change the fact that it's a pretty clear LOSER TURNS WINNAR story.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:18:41 PM
But seriously, there are a few black movies that don't fit into those categories at all.

Beezy, did you see this movie?

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y2R1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Maybe because it's true?  >:(
Brown Sugar doesn't fall under any of those.

Sarcasm. Antwone Fischer doesn't either.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:19:37 PM
Except there's no physical evidence of the "rags to riches" part, whereas that is available in EXCESS in Scarface.

And I was referring to Carl Weathers' role when I was talking about caricatures.  I don't think black audiences would gravitate towards a movie where the person you are rooting against is african american.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:20:05 PM
Yeah, but I don't remember it too good. I know L&B was really popular though. Have you ever seen this?

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/04/1800019704p.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:21:10 PM
The Wood is DOPE. The part where he gets a boner in class :rofl
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:21:29 PM
Except there's no physical evidence of the "rags to riches" part, whereas that is available in EXCESS in Scarface.

That's a rather shallow reason.

Quote
And I was referring to Carl Weathers' role when I was talking about caricatures.  I don't think black audiences would gravitate towards a movie where the person you are rooting against is african american.

My bad.  Brain fart on that one.  Even still, Carl Weathers is a badass, and he WINS.  He beats the hero of the movie.  How could black people see that as anything but praiseworthy?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:22:41 PM
BACK ON TOPIC

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9798/jasonslyricuy7.jpg)
It's basically a take on the "good brother, bad brother" theme, but in an urban setting. Very sad movie, but I thought it was cool. Plus Forrest Whittiker is damn crazy in the beginning of the movie. Plus Jada is in it :-*
[youtube=425,350]7quu6hAACRs[/youtube]
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:22:47 PM
But seriously, there are a few black movies that don't fit into those categories at all.

Beezy, did you see this movie?

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y2R1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

:bow :bow :bow

I love that movie.  There are good black movies, but by and by, my comment was pretty much true for 98% of black movie releases.  
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:23:42 PM
Except there's no physical evidence of the "rags to riches" part, whereas that is available in EXCESS in Scarface.

That's a rather shallow reason.

Quote
And I was referring to Carl Weathers' role when I was talking about caricatures.  I don't think black audiences would gravitate towards a movie where the person you are rooting against is african american.

My bad.  Brain fart on that one.  Even still, Carl Weathers is a badass, and he WINS.  He beats the hero of the movie.  How could black people see that as anything but praiseworthy?

Because he's presented as a cocky asshole throughout the movie and even at the end, an amateur Italian American boxer is able to go the distance with the champ.  That's insulting.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:24:12 PM
:bow :bow :bow

I love that movie.  There are good black movies, but by and by, my comment was pretty much true for 98% of black movie releases. 

It's pretty true unfortunately.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:24:32 PM
The Wood is DOPE. The part where he gets a boner in class :rofl
:lol

Yeah it was good. It was also the first time that I ever saw Sanaa Lathan. :-[
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:24:37 PM
Except there's no physical evidence of the "rags to riches" part, whereas that is available in EXCESS in Scarface.

That's a rather shallow reason.

Quote
And I was referring to Carl Weathers' role when I was talking about caricatures.  I don't think black audiences would gravitate towards a movie where the person you are rooting against is african american.

My bad.  Brain fart on that one.  Even still, Carl Weathers is a badass, and he WINS.  He beats the hero of the movie.  How could black people see that as anything but praiseworthy?

Because he's presented as a cocky asshole throughout the movie and even at the end, an amateur Italian American boxer is able to go the distance with the champ.  That's insulting.

As opposed to the very positive character of Tony Montana?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:25:11 PM
carl weathers :bow


(http://static.flickr.com/7/9954028_7076eca89e_m.jpg)
"Baby you've got yourself a stew"
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:25:17 PM
Jason's Lyric fappage

My mom gave this to me on vhs yeeeeeaaaaars back. I still have it in it's shrinking wrap. Still haven't watched it.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:25:24 PM
Tony Montana at least has big cojones and kills a few dozen people before finally succumbing to the numerous bullets riddling his body.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:26:02 PM
The Wood is DOPE. The part where he gets a boner in class :rofl
:lol

Yeah it was good. It was also the first time that I ever saw Sanaa Lathan. :-[

Is she blasian?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:26:26 PM
Jason's Lyric fappage

My mom gave this to me on vhs yeeeeeaaaaars back. I still have it in it's shrinking wrap. Still haven't watched it.
DUDE!  WTF!  PUT THAT SHIT IN
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:26:41 PM
Tony Montana at least has big cojones and kills a few dozen people before finally succumbing to the numerous bullets riddling his body.

Odd traits that black people find admirable, aren't they?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:27:11 PM
Tony Montana at least has big cojones and kills a few dozen people before finally succumbing to the numerous bullets riddling his body.

Odd traits that black people find admirable, aren't they?

Like I said - wish fulfillment.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:28:38 PM
Tony Montana at least has big cojones and kills a few dozen people before finally succumbing to the numerous bullets riddling his body.

Odd traits that black people find admirable, aren't they?

Like I said - wish fulfillment.

More like psychosis fulfillment.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:29:05 PM
[youtube=425,350]iRAmjtIzNbI[/youtube]
 :(
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:29:19 PM
Tony Montana at least has big cojones and kills a few dozen people before finally succumbing to the numerous bullets riddling his body.

Odd traits that black people find admirable, aren't they?

Like I said - wish fulfillment.

More like psychosis fulfillment.
QFT
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
The Wood is DOPE. The part where he gets a boner in class :rofl
:lol

Yeah it was good. It was also the first time that I ever saw Sanaa Lathan. :-[

Is she blasian?
:lol

Nah, but she still looks great.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 10:38:36 PM
BLADE 2!
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
BLADE 2!

 :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 10:49:58 PM
The true black story:
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4935/boxesoflovehh1.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Oblivion on May 22, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/1942_Coal_Black_And_De_Sebben_Dwarfs_Ad.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 10:52:02 PM
fuck you, blade 2 is the ultimate racial commentary. you KNOW that deep inside your animu-addled little afrikan heart you think every white boy is really a pale corpse out to suck your soul. wesley snipes is the ultimate threat to impotent undead white male patriarchy: he lives in both worlds --  the sunlit "warm" egalitarian tribal culture of the cradle of life, and the deceitful nightbound caste culture of the european oppressors, and that with that gift he will ultimately lead the world into a bright multicolored future where the shadows cannot exist. you know it. if the nation of aztlan doesn't get there first. or something.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:52:42 PM
Coal Black?! :rofl
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:52:55 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/1942_Coal_Black_And_De_Sebben_Dwarfs_Ad.jpg)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8124667171424771222
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:53:37 PM
The true black story:
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4935/boxesoflovehh1.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl

omg what the fuck is that from?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 10:53:57 PM
fuck you, blade 2 is the ultimate racial commentary. you KNOW that deep inside your animu-addled little afrikan heart you think every white boy is really a pale corpse out to suck your soul. wesley snipes is the ultimate thread to impotent undead white male masculinity: he lives in both worlds --  the sunlit "warm" tribal culture of the cradle of life, and the deceitful nightbound caste culture of the european oppressors, and that with that gift he will ultimately lead the world into a bright multicolored future where the shadows cannot exist. you know it. if the nation of aztlan doesn't get there first. or something.
:lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:54:26 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8124667171424771222
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Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 10:54:34 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/1942_Coal_Black_And_De_Sebben_Dwarfs_Ad.jpg)

that was... AWESOME
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 10:54:48 PM
The true black story:
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4935/boxesoflovehh1.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl

omg what the fuck is that from?

I don't know I just found it in a nintendo thread on gaf a sec ago. 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 22, 2007, 10:56:10 PM
Chetoyia?  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:56:23 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8124667171424771222
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Try that one
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 10:57:05 PM
!super! !racist! !cartoon!

:lol omg omg omg :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:57:19 PM
Chetoyia?  :rofl :rofl
I didn't even notice that! :lol :lol :lol

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8124667171424771222
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Try that one
No worky either. :(
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 11:00:57 PM
It works for me on multiple machines here.  Just go to google videos and do a search on coal black sebben and you will get it.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: etiolate on May 22, 2007, 11:06:02 PM
The real black movie list

1. Scary Movie
2. Scary Movie 2
3. Scary Movie 3
4. Scary Movie 4
5. Scary Movie 5
6. Scary Movie 6
7. Scary Movie 7
8. Scarface
9. Friday
10. Scary Movie 8
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 11:08:39 PM
worked fine on my machine.
Title: Re: The black man's movie history prerequisites
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 12:37:57 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/dd/NiggaPlease.jpg)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: BobbyRobby on May 23, 2007, 02:50:59 AM
Scarface is one of the least likable characters ever.  He's a hotheaded scumbag.  I am not one to glorify mobsters, but at least Vito Corleone was rational, and smart.  His rise to power included interesting, strategic plans.  Scarface is an idiot.  He only became rich because he was crazy.  He never did anything interesting, just killed people.  His death was inevitable and when it came, I thought 'good riddance.'

Plus I hate when they make characters have "morals" by having them averse to killing woman and children. 
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: The Sceneman on May 23, 2007, 05:24:33 AM
The Last Dragon is amazing, Bamboozled is funny for the wrong reasons. Scarface is shit, and shitty list
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 23, 2007, 07:24:07 AM
Scarface is probably my favorite movie ever. I saw it way before it became a hype amongst hiphop so you can't count me in on the bandwagon crowd. It's just one of those movies you can keep watching over again because it's so fun. There isn't anything really boring in it and while it may be a little bit over the top (the movie wasn't intended as a documentary anyway) it still is very realistic. But then you of course got these people hating on the movie for the wrong reasons, ie. that it's associated with hiphop/black people.

I don't think any moviescene can beat the finale of Scarface. There is an incredible build-up towards the inevitable ending. Nobody thought Tony would actually survive it, from the moment they saw Sosa's army raiding his property, but I'm sure everyone still had that little impossible hope cause you were rooting so much for that fantastic character Pacino played.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 23, 2007, 09:28:22 AM
Scarface is probably my favorite movie ever.

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Cheebs on May 23, 2007, 09:30:02 AM
Scarface is probably my favorite movie ever
No.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Tauntaun on May 23, 2007, 10:09:19 AM
these two are all you need to know for black movies, these are probably the greatest two black movies in the history of blackness...

(http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/undercover_brother.jpg)

and the best one of them all...

(http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/pootie_tang.jpg)

"I'ma sign that pitty on the runnin kind!"
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: lordmaji on May 23, 2007, 10:28:50 AM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1099449~Soul-Food-Posters.jpg)

I was just thinking about this Movie. It might be more of a chick flick, but i thought it was pretty good.

Damn, I forgot about Jason's Lyric. Good movie. Jada Love :)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2007, 11:04:35 AM
these two are all you need to know for black movies, these are probably the greatest two black movies in the history of blackness...

(http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/undercover_brother.jpg)

and the best one of them all...

(http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/pootie_tang.jpg)

"I'ma sign that pitty on the runnin kind!"

Undercover Brother is so underrated
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 11:45:58 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Gayniggers.gif)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 23, 2007, 11:49:49 AM
that could quite possibly the most realistic black movie ever made IF he dies at the end.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Powerslave on May 23, 2007, 11:54:06 AM
Scarface is probably my favorite movie ever
No.

Yes.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Tauntaun on May 23, 2007, 11:55:29 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Gayniggers.gif)

Quote
It tells the story of a group of intergalactic homosexual black men who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously suppressed male population.[1] Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a gay ambassador to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol I so have to see this movie.
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2007, 11:55:47 AM
HOMEBOYS FROM OUTER SPACE

FUCK YOU UPN
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 11:59:34 AM
HOMEBOYS FROM OUTER SPACE

FUCK YOU UPN

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2038/sydbarrettnigalarmky0.gif)
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Tauntaun on May 23, 2007, 12:13:41 PM
HOMEBOYS FROM OUTER SPACE

FUCK YOU UPN

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/2038/sydbarrettnigalarmky0.gif)

 :lol where do you find this stuff?
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 23, 2007, 12:16:08 PM
[youtube=425,350]0jub0z_ZXro[/youtube]

:rofl
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 02:37:33 PM
I'm ashamed nobody mentioned Boss distinguished black fellow yet...  :-X
Title: Re: The black man's movie requirements
Post by: Bloodwake on May 23, 2007, 02:50:27 PM
Scarface = black person culture?

WORST ASSOCIATION EVER.