Author Topic: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought (Read 5575 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM »

Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:14:21 AM »

i wish i was in fft :'(

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »

oh my

Oblivion · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:17:46 AM »

AHUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHUAHa

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:19:23 AM »

god help us

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:20:11 AM »

This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:20:51 AM »

malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:23:07 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 04, 2007, 01:20:11 AM

This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers

BUT NOW THEY BE

HARD HITTING CHIPMUNKS

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM

Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.

How?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:30:25 AM »

Quote from: Viz on July 04, 2007, 01:23:07 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 04, 2007, 01:20:11 AM
This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers

BUT NOW THEY BE

HARD HITTING CHIPMUNKS

They be up in your face. What you gonna do? Run to Alaska? Whitey afraid of the chipmunks.

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 04, 2007, 01:20:51 AM

malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED

I don't know. At this point I'm pretty hairy. Why fight it. Just lovin' my own kind.

Oblivion · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:31:11 AM »

IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT

WE'RE BACK WITH STYLE

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:35:08 AM »

Chipmunks?

Beatles?

Hugh Laurie?

[youtube=425,350]nkpNkBFUKMM[/youtube]

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:40:08 AM »

This idea - double barrel shotgun suicide on screen

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM »

Me? I wanted a hula hoop. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM
Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects? Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6. It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.

Yeti · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:45:55 AM »

This isn't real, it's a photoshop, right?

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:48:29 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 04, 2007, 01:45:55 AM

This isn't real, it's a photoshop, right?

Nope, it is real. DAVID CROSS plays the bad guy in it, so by all accounts, it will probably be better than Transformers, too.

drozmight · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:49:17 AM »

This movie will make billions.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:50:25 AM »

Jason Lee: lone chance of goodness.

Still, this film's going to suck so much cock it's going to be sneezing semen.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:51:45 AM »

David Cross? sounds better than Transformers already

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:52:14 AM »

Jason Lee is a pretty good choice for David Seville.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:54:53 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM

Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM
Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects? Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6. It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.

At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:58:22 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:54:53 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM
Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects? Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6. It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.

Like I said, Transformers was distinguished mentally-challenged even when I was a little kid. I never watched the 80s iteration of Chipmunks, though, so I can't speak for that.

As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers. But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:05:22 AM »

Oh God. $:-\$ :'(

I loved Alvin growing up...but...dammit. I'll probably see it.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:06:29 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:54:53 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM
Discuss. At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects? Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6. It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.

Fuck off. Alvin and the Chimpmunks ruled.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:07:53 AM »

Someone photoshop black and distinguished black fellow instead of back and bigger.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:11:02 AM »

Why did they make them gangsters.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:17:12 AM »

WHAT THE FUCK

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:25:38 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:58:22 AM

As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers. But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged.

NOT IF LARRY HAMA WROTE IT

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:27:28 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 04, 2007, 02:25:38 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 01:58:22 AM
As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers. But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged.

NOT IF LARRY HAMA WROTE IT

<slap> YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:34:14 AM »

so who's pumped about VOLTRON, the multi-ethnic avenger formed from five junkyard scrap metal lions.

it's like, a metaphor for world peace, man

http://www.latinoreview.com/news.php?id=2203

VOL-TRON!

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #31 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:37:31 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 02:27:28 AM

<slap> YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

Hama

"My gun leaves an entry wound the size of a pea, and an exit wound the size of a chicken pot pie!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:40:01 AM »

Of the 80s nostalgia rehashes coming up, I think only Speed Racer stands a decent chance to be decent. Well, that's really the test to see if the Wachowski Bros. are the biggest flukes in cinema. Of all their films, only The Matrix is good, and that reeks of other folks working on it. V for Vendetta was pretty enjoyable, but how much of that was them? I guess Speed Racer will tell us.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:44:50 AM »

I never understood the theory about them secretly doing V. I mean, if they did something that good, why not take credit for it? Their reps could have used some cred after the Matrix sequels.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:45:51 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 04, 2007, 01:20:51 AM

malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:48:25 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 02:44:50 AM

I never understood the theory about them secretly doing V. I mean, if they did something that good, why not take credit for it? Their reps could have used some cred after the Matrix sequels.

It's gossip and hearsay, but who knows. Again, Speed Racer will tell us. Their filmography is almost universally awful to mediocre, save for The Matrix and I think we can thank script doctors and a reigned in production for that.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:55:28 AM »

Why are they gangsta?

And why can't you see their eyes?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:56:19 AM »

because thats how they roll

spin dat shit dave

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:09:02 AM »

ALVIN LIKA TA DRINK
ALVIN LIKE TA SMOKE
ALVIN LIKE TA MIX ARM N HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:23:55 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 03:09:02 AM

ALVIN LIKA TA DRINK
ALVIN LIKE TA SMOKE
ALVIN LIKE TA MIX ARM N HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:24:49 AM »

Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:28:48 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 03:24:49 AM

Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?

The same two dudes that did the voices in the 80s are doing them.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:34:09 AM »

Huh. Jason Lee and David Cross, you say? I will illegally download this movie.

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:46:02 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 03:28:48 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 03:24:49 AM
Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?

The same two dudes that did the voices in the 80s are doing them.

They're not getting black actors to play the roles!?

Cue the "that's racist" gif.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:43:47 AM »

holy fuck

cant they come up with something new? Is it really that hard?

Candyflip · « **Reply #45 on:** July 04, 2007, 05:26:06 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on July 04, 2007, 04:43:47 AM

holy fuck

cant they come up with something new? Is it really that hard?

Seriously. It's like they're trying to make crappy movies.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #46 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:11:56 PM »

Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:53:44 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 04, 2007, 02:11:56 PM

Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.

It's hardly nostalgia when it is actually a good show. Considering the subject matter, it's impossible to make a big, dumb, exploding Michael Bay movie out of the Doctor. Nostalgia is remembering something shitty from your childhood as being better than it was, like Nintendo and Transformers.

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:57:18 PM »

SLIDERS > DR. WHO

jiji · « **Reply #49 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:38:57 PM »

Why didn't they give GI Joe to Michael Bay in the first place? His military masturbation would have actually suited that franchise.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:07:31 PM »

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:10:54 PM »

omg

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:12:16 PM »

le woofe

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:13:58 PM »

I just want vic mackey to sit on my face

Error Macro · « **Reply #54 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:27:58 PM »

Quote from: jiji on July 04, 2007, 03:38:57 PM

Why didn't they give GI Joe to Michael Bay in the first place? His military masturbation would have actually suited that franchise.

Half of the movie would be a hackneyed romantic melodrama involving Scarlett and Duke, then there'd be a special effects wankfest depicting an attack on Joe headquarters, followed by a mind-numbingly boring attempt at revenge by raiding Cobra Island. No thanks.

Oblivion · « **Reply #55 on:** July 04, 2007, 05:42:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2007, 02:53:44 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on July 04, 2007, 02:11:56 PM
Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.
Nostalgia is remembering something shitty from your childhood as being better than it was, like Nintendo and Transformers.

Wait, are you saying Nintendo's better now than back then?

News:

Author Topic: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought (Read 5575 times)