BlueTsunami: Elected mayor of New York City running under the "Turn NYC into a borough of Puerto Rico" campaign. After his victory, whiteys fled en masse from the city, bringing it into a state of complete disorder. BT seized this opportunity to declare himself Emperador de Puerto Rico y Nueva Yol, and seceded his territories from the U.S. He also started dating the pink-haired chick from Lazytown after she was legal, but told her to keep the pink hair.
demi: After suffering from an array of bizarre medical maladies (the two most disturbing being producing chocolate milk from his nipples and his urethra closing up, necessitating doctors opening it up via using a surgical drill), demi decided to turn a new leaf and spend the rest of his life helping others. Currently runs an old-age hospice in Massachussetts and is married to a devout Christian woman named Agatha.
Bloodwake: Directed the Academy Award-winning film, Police Academy: Adventure in Afghanistan, a tragi-comical look at a group of misfit cops who are sent to train the Afghani police force.
