Author Topic: [E3 Nintendo Conference] Thread Discussion (Read 26184 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #180 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:45:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 11, 2007, 01:44:11 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:43:30 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 01:40:15 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM
Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

I don't know.... remember RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!???

Dude, even RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER is looking good right about now.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

At least if a new RIIIIIIIIDGE RACER were announced, it would be a new game.

Himu · « **Reply #181 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:45:55 PM »

Sony's conference gogogo

hyp · « **Reply #182 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:46:48 PM »

man... i really don't know what to say about that nintendo conference.

Oblivion · « **Reply #183 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:46:52 PM »

My god that was boring as fuck. At least Sony's E3 conference, while a travesty, was at least very amusing.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #184 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:47:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 11, 2007, 01:45:55 PM

Sony's conference gogogo

It's not until 11 or 11:30.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #185 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:47:10 PM »

SONY CONFERENCE

dsn2k · « **Reply #186 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:48:07 PM »

link to stream pls.

TVC15 · « **Reply #187 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:48:14 PM »

Being a Nintendo fan right now has to be like having your best friend of years and years and years one day wake up and try to fuck your mom.

Himu · « **Reply #188 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:49:07 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 11, 2007, 01:47:01 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 11, 2007, 01:45:55 PM
Sony's conference gogogo

It's not until 11 or 11:30.

It's 12: 24 for me now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #189 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:49:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:48:14 PM

Being a Nintendo fan right now has to be like having your best friend of years and years and years one day wake up and try to fuck your mom.

Yea, I'm glad the Gamecube (and probably age) cured me of my Nintendo fandom before this travesty.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #190 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:49:45 PM »

G4's coverage of the Nintendo conference was much better than MS's last night. There were, what, only three commercial breaks in 80 minutes?

Himuro -- 11:30 PDT.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #191 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:54:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:48:14 PM

Being a Nintendo fan right now has to be like having your best friend of years and years and years one day wake up and try to fuck your mom.

Isn't that actually okay for gays because then you can just fuck him back as revenge when he's drunk?

Himu · « **Reply #192 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:56:07 PM »

I can't wait for WII HAIRDRESSING

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #193 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:56:53 PM »

I had to skip out, where can I see the Galaxy footage?

I think using sideways Wiimote for Mario Kart is a missed opportunity to have free-aiming weapons. How the hell are you going to power slide? D-pad? Will items be up and down on the Dpad?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #194 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:57:11 PM »

I would fuck the shit out of Kristin Holt.

PhoenixWright · « **Reply #195 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:57:26 PM »

That was a decent conference. After the figures, the beginning was awesome. I was hearing about the Wii Zapper being bundeled with some game for $19.99, and I was actually shouting "Duck Hunt" at my computer screen, too bad they didn't say what game. SSBB and MG coming this year were nice surprises, but no new announcements other than Wii Fit. I was hoping for EBA2, out of luck there.

Oblivion · « **Reply #196 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:58:46 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 11, 2007, 01:56:53 PM

I had to skip out, where can I see the Galaxy footage?

Galaxy footage isn't out yet. Should be ready shortly though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #197 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 11, 2007, 01:56:53 PM

I had to skip out, where can I see the Galaxy footage?

I think using sideways Wiimote for Mario Kart is a missed opportunity to have free-aiming weapons. How the hell are you going to power slide? D-pad? Will items be up and down on the Dpad?

They showed less than a minute of SMG. I shit you nawt.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #198 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:02:28 PM »

We might want to make a thread for the Sony conference, seeing how we're at five pages for Nintendo.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #199 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:02:54 PM »

awesome, a Wii scale. something my body needs anyway

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #200 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:03:26 PM »

why the fuck would you want duck hunt? that game was pretty gimmicky back in the nes days, and it'd be about as fun as slamming your testes in a car door this generation.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #201 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 11, 2007, 02:03:26 PM

why the fuck would you want duck hunt? that game was pretty gimmicky back in the nes days, and it'd be about as fun as slamming your testes in a car door this generation.

Nostalgia, of course. For Nintendo fans, there is apparently much joy in the memories of slamming your balls in a car door.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #202 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:06:07 PM »

Microsoft had the best conference. Sony showed me almost nothing new, and Nintendo..well there you go.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #203 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:06:37 PM »

has Sony even had their conference? it's at 11 or 11:30 PST, i think.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #204 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:07:03 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 11, 2007, 02:06:37 PM

has Sony even had their conference?

It's in 50 minutes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #205 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:07:14 PM »

Sony hasn't had their conf yet, MAF.

Oblivion · « **Reply #206 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 11, 2007, 02:06:37 PM

has Sony even had their conference?

11: 30 PST.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #207 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 11, 2007, 02:06:37 PM

has Sony even had their conference?

They should just have a big barbecue with booze and whatever whores they can round up in the next hour in Santa Monica. It would "win" E3 assuredly, especially if televised.

Oblivion · « **Reply #208 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 02:01:42 PM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on July 11, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
I had to skip out, where can I see the Galaxy footage?

I think using sideways Wiimote for Mario Kart is a missed opportunity to have free-aiming weapons. How the hell are you going to power slide? D-pad? Will items be up and down on the Dpad?

They showed less than a minute of SMG. I shit you nawt.

I'm sure the actual video will be longer. It was last year, at least.

Himu · « **Reply #209 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:08:48 PM »

Sony hasn't had their conference yet.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #210 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:09:25 PM »

if sony shows some 2008 games, it might be good. ms and nintendo stuck to 2007 shit we already knew about, which is SNOOZE, although CoD4 is possibly the greatest looking game ever. if we just get killzone 2 and lair and heavenly sword and uncharted and ratchet redux: ZZZZZZZZ.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #211 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:09:35 PM »

I may get banned for this, but if so it was worth it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #212 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:10:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 02:07:14 PM

Sony hasn't had their conf yet, MAF.

Stop trying to be logical. This is console war we're taking about.

TVC15 · « **Reply #213 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:10:54 PM »

Could someone PM Will and tell him to make a new forum for Nintendo garbage? They clearly aren't even pretending to be a game company any more. I doubt they will have any original game properties this gen, instead just reheating their good ol franchises like they do every gen now.

tiesto · « **Reply #214 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:14:43 PM »

God, WiiFit is gonna be absolutely MASSIVE... Go figure the fatass "hardcore gamer" av nuts are cursing it down already. I'm just happy I got release dates for Galaxy and Smash and they are both coming out this year... and how could you guys not be excited for a new Mario Kart? Was kinda hoping to see more of Galaxy and Smash, but I remember last year the first Smash trailer leaked out onto the Internet the day after the conference, so I hope they have another one.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #215 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:15:25 PM »

because i already played mario kart on the gamecube?

demi · « **Reply #216 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:18:00 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 11, 2007, 02:14:43 PM

God, WiiFit is gonna be absolutely MASSIVE... Go figure the fatass "hardcore gamer" av nuts are cursing it down already. I'm just happy I got release dates for Galaxy and Smash and they are both coming out this year... and how could you guys not be excited for a new Mario Kart? Was kinda hoping to see more of Galaxy and Smash, but I remember last year the first Smash trailer leaked out onto the Internet the day after the conference, so I hope they have another one.

Time to grow up, tiesto.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #217 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:18:15 PM »

How the hell will MK control? How can you do a powerslide? Items? Hop? How!?

This game needs to be nunchuk and remote.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #218 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:18:38 PM »

no kirby game = no sale

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #219 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:18:49 PM »

Since Manhunt 2 on the WII is already going to be for adults only, why don't they just go ahead and make Wii-Fuck?

Himu · « **Reply #220 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:18:56 PM »

FISHER PRICE

cloudwalking · « **Reply #221 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:19:08 PM »

p.s. they never said you HAVE to use the wheel thingy to play mk.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #222 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:19:34 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:18:38 PM

no kirby game = no sale

What if they made Kirby Vacuum Training? For housewives everywhere!

TVC15 · « **Reply #223 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 11, 2007, 02:18:49 PM

Since Manhunt 2 on the WII is already going to be for adults only, why don't they just go ahead and make Wii-Fuck?

That would just confuse Nintendo fans.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #224 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:20:18 PM »

I'm going to buy two Wiis just to piss off all the nerds in this thread.

demi · « **Reply #225 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:20:26 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:19:08 PM

p.s. they never said you HAVE to use the wheel thingy to play mk.

Like you have a choice? They said it will be bundled with the game.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #226 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:21:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 11, 2007, 02:20:26 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:19:08 PM
p.s. they never said you HAVE to use the wheel thingy to play mk.

Like you have a choice? They said it will be bundled with the game.

so, then, you still have a choice whether or not to use it

tiesto · « **Reply #227 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:22:03 PM »

Ehh, I'm just kind of annoyed at all the doom-sayers who rain in on every Nintendo thread, since the days of the DS, with "NINTENDO IS KILLING GAMING!!! EGAAAAH!*I!*@*" when who are we kidding, they're gonna buy all their shit anyways.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #228 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:22:24 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:19:08 PM

p.s. they never said you HAVE to use the wheel thingy to play mk.

Which doesn't explain how they're going to map hop, powerslide, or item onto the remote alone. 1 and 2 have to be gas and brake. Even if you rock back and forth in a slide with motion control, will the dpad be for items AND hopping?

TVC15 · « **Reply #229 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 02:20:18 PM

I'm going to buy two Wiis just to piss off all the nerds in this thread.

You mean the Nintendo Suburban Life Simulator that allows you to play simplified versions of sports, do exercises, and give you cooking lessons? Nintendo is training a whole new generation of pussies to be domestics.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #230 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:23:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 02:19:42 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 11, 2007, 02:18:49 PM
Since Manhunt 2 on the WII is already going to be for adults only, why don't they just go ahead and make Wii-Fuck?

That would just confuse Nintendo fans.

They could have different difficulty settings that are dependent on the gamer's sexual experience. Level 1 would be Cherry, 2 would be Oral only, and so... Of course, 99% of the gaming forums would be at level 1.

demi · « **Reply #231 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:23:49 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:21:32 PM

Quote from: demi on July 11, 2007, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on July 11, 2007, 02:19:08 PM
p.s. they never said you HAVE to use the wheel thingy to play mk.

Like you have a choice? They said it will be bundled with the game.

so, then, you still have a choice whether or not to use it

the point remains - they made an fisher price(tm) brand anal ring

Bloodwake · « **Reply #232 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:26:18 PM »

They gave me release dates for Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Galaxy.

I'm satisfied.

Mondain · « **Reply #233 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius

I'm going to buy two Wiis just to piss off all the nerds in this thread.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #234 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:31:37 PM »

Seriously, we're all aware that the Wii isn't a 360. Jesus.

They want more people to buy their shit so they are doing some nongames. I don't see the big fucking deal as long as they still produce shit I like. Mario Kart Wii is coming. That's good enough for me.

And before you label me a fucking fanboy or some bullshit like that, I own all three, and I haven't turned my Wii on in like.... uhh... two months.

Mondain · « **Reply #235 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:32:12 PM »

Quote from: tiesto

Ehh, I'm just kind of annoyed at all the doom-sayers who rain in on every Nintendo thread, since the days of the DS, with "NINTENDO IS KILLING GAMING!!! EGAAAAH!*I!*@*" when who are we kidding, they're gonna buy all their shit anyways.

err, no, it's shitty rehash upon shitty rehash, and one shitty unimaginative "mainstream" game after another

Wii Fit being a resounding success? will gamers accept to get something that implies something insulting for them, and demands them to do such efforts?

these games aren't even worth booting up, for the most part they're not worth a 20 cents DVD-R... hell, all the Wii games I tried so far have been burned on the same DVD-RW that's erased and burned over and over again, and somehow it STILL feels like a rip-off

so that's my Wii "collection", and that's eerily sad and pathetic

that's what the great Nintendo of my youth is reduced to

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #236 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:33:41 PM »

I can not be excited about a new Mario Kart because I actually played it on GameCube and N64.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #237 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 11, 2007, 02:31:37 PM

Seriously, we're all aware that the Wii isn't a 360. Jesus.

They want more people to buy their shit so they are doing some nongames. I don't see the big fucking deal as long as they still produce shit I like. Mario Kart Wii is coming. That's good enough for me.

And before you label me a fucking fanboy or some bullshit like that, I own all three, and I haven't turned my Wii on in like.... uhh... two months.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #238 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:41:07 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 11, 2007, 02:22:03 PM

Ehh, I'm just kind of annoyed at all the doom-sayers who rain in on every Nintendo thread, since the days of the DS, with "NINTENDO IS KILLING GAMING!!! EGAAAAH!*I!*@*" when who are we kidding, they're gonna buy all their shit anyways.

exactly. MAF & Drinky have DSs, whassup with that?

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 02:22:32 PM

You mean the Nintendo Suburban Life Simulator that allows you to play simplified versions of sports, do exercises, and give you cooking lessons? Nintendo is training a whole new generation of pussies to be domestics.

maybe they'll come up with a butthole simulator, that's what I'm hoping for.

Mondain.... your hardcore elitist bullshit would be so much more palatable if I didn't witness your inability to move your character around in Phantom Dust. Maybe the third person 3D shit was fucking with your tumah.

TVC15 · « **Reply #239 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:43:20 PM »

Corny, at least I know that in our relationship, you will be the one that knows how to cook, play sports with the kids, and has a tight, Wii Fit-enhanced ass.

I can just sit inside, smoke cigarettes, drink, play videogames, and work on my right hook for when you don't make my steak the way I like, you whore.

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