I'm not even sure you could say I was "fired".  I posted pissed off after the Madden release in 2003, saying a lot of negative shit about GS management after they had basically bungled the launch of the game.  My boss, who I never really got along with (liked my old DM better) showed up at my store and showed me a print out of those posts and I was like, "so is this supposed to impress me?  what the hell?" and he started saying a bunch of critical horseshit to me.  I told him he was acting like a dickhead, and he said that I was fired.  I told him no, I think I quit when I called you a dickhead, dickhead.  Then I went home and got drunk and stoned, it was pretty awesome.