Author Topic: Craigslist ad posted (Read 15024 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** September 27, 2006, 06:37:51 PM »

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/roo/213120855.html

Craiglist has such a cluttered process for posting stuff. Geez. But I'm sure we'll get more hits now.

And please don't call that number- it's not mine.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »

More like EMO campus lol am i rite?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:57:07 PM »

Maybe after you get a college degree you can critisize me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:57:50 PM »

I make more money than you lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 06:57:50 PM

I make more money than you lol

Not for long. You'll be fucked when you're 35 with no education!

Don't have too many children

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:04:15 PM »

Not really. I've already got a portfolio and a lot of experience underneath my belt. It's not like graphic design is a dead end job, stupid.

Also you're a virgin lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 07:04:15 PM

Not really. I've already got a portfolio and a lot of experience underneath my belt. It's not like graphic design is a dead end job, stupid.

Also you're a virgin lol.

Graphics design with no degree? Good luck with that!

I'll get out of college ready for a high paying, professional job. You'll be scrambling around wishing you went to school.

I'm a virgin, but I'll be able to take care of my woman when I get one

I love you Willco

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:08:24 PM »

Huh, I already have a graphics design job without a degree. You lose.

I have three acquaintances that now work in the film industry doing graphic design or set design work with Photoshop, all of them make a ton of cash. Only one of them has a degree and it's not even in communications or design. Piece of paper is worth crap if ain't got the portfolio, son.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 07:08:24 PM

Huh, I already have a graphics design job without a degree. You lose.

At a shitty company most likely. Run by women lolz

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:11:35 PM »

A nationwide housewares manufacturer that services Linens 'n Things, Crate & Barrell, Williams-Sonoma and Macy's? Also featured on the Food Network and HGTV?

I don't think so. Keep practicing, little buddy!

Vizzys · « **Reply #10 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:11:54 PM »

Can I see some of your work willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:12:45 PM »

I'll show you my private crap from school later on, but I'd rather not show off my business work. Two reasons - I haven't gotten approval to use it, yet. A lot of it sucks because my bosses are crazy, micromanaging jerks that have no sense of design. The stuff from work that I am going to add to my porfolio will showcase my technical skills and my ability to deliver what the client wants (by showing a client scribble and my end result), because quite frankly I think some of their personal design choices are ghastly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:17:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 07:11:35 PM

A nationwide housewares manufacturer that services Linens 'n Things, Crate & Barrell, Williams-Sonoma and Macy's? Also featured on the Food Network and HGTV?

I don't think so. Keep practicing, little buddy!

Fruity work. You probably had to finger someone to get the job. Food Network haha.

Polari · « **Reply #13 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:21:19 PM »

Hold on.

If Willco is a graphic designer, then why is this forum so ugly?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:23:17 PM »

Quote from: Polari on September 27, 2006, 07:21:19 PM

Hold on.
If Willco is a graphic designer, then why is this forum so ugly?

He didn't do it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Polari on September 27, 2006, 07:21:19 PM

Hold on.

If Willco is a graphic designer, then why is this forum so ugly?

OHHHHHHHHHH

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:24:24 PM »

Sitting at a desk designing ads, catalogs, brouchures, promotional material and online content is fruity?

Actually, I honestly lucked into this job - without it, I probably would lack the experience to effectively compete for a job in this career field. I was applying to the company for a part-time gig to just help pay rent while I found a better job, and brought my portfolio from school to make it look like I had important stuff to carry. At any rate, the CEO was interested in what it was, looked at it and offered me a job as their graphic design specialist. He lated said he hired me because we had the same shoe size.

Right now, I'm miserable. I am underpaid for above-the-call-of-duty effort I'm putting into the place, and the micromanagement is infuriating. But it's across the board, not just at my position. I'll be looking into work elsewhere very shortly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Polari on September 27, 2006, 07:21:19 PM

Hold on.

If Willco is a graphic designer, then why is this forum so ugly?

Hey, I didn't create the theme and - screw ye! - cloudwalking and I like it. The only thing I've done is the image in the top left hand corner. Everything else, I really can't take credit for. Although, I think it's a rocking theme.

rocketman · « **Reply #18 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:52:01 PM »

i'm sick of niccas lyin
i'm sick of bitches hawkin
matter fact, i'm sick of talkin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:35:15 PM »

Back on topic. Got too hits, both from women. My mom doesn't want any chicks in the house if possible, but I couldn't say that on Craiglist due to the discrimination fines ($10,000 to be exact).

First up:

Quote

Hello,
I saw your advert online @craigslist and I am interested in your room apartment. I was born in greater london in united kingdom and I will be having some proramme coming up soon in the USA.Right now I am in Queensland Australia for a programme on children with heart related probs.My next programme will be in the USA and I will be needing a room to stay for this programme and I need to secure a room before my arrival to the US.I am having fun here in Queensland in australia and I can't wait to arrive to the US.Pls do get back to me with the room description,move in rent fees for the first month and any deposit if included. i'm not a subscriber to roommates.com I await your reply.
Regards,
Linda.

L.bruce

Australia? Damn.

Second one:

Quote

hi,
My name is melissa thatcher,
I am a graduate of University of Paisley,
Paisley, Scotland and work as a researcher / scientist. I am currently
working on contract for my company institute of agriculture, research
and technology, here in Africa. I am a very dedicated individual who is
totally committed to human development, friendly, very trustworthy and
value relationship above anything. I love travelling, sporting and
enjoy meeting people. I dont smoke but do not mind people who do being
around me. I am cool headed and easy going person with no criminal record
and like to have a roommate who is very responsible and understanding,
someone i can really get along with. I saw your advert and i am sincerely interested in the room advertised as i will like to move as
soon as i leave here please i will love to hear from you.Thanks as i anxiuosly await your mail.
Please i will like to know the total cost of the room so
as to arrange payment as soon as possible.You can as well mail me
back through my email address . I am looking forward to hear from
you soon .
Thanks.

melissa thatcher

WTF Scotland.

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 07:24:24 PM

He lated said he hired me because we had the same shoe size.

At least he didnt hire you because you have the same bloodtype. That would have been akward.

Polari · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:51:26 PM »

Scottish girls are hot. Your mum sounds weird, living with women would probably do you a world of good.

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:56:14 PM »

They both sound good PD.

Fuck what your mom says, I agree with polari, you need to live around a woman.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2006, 11:02:57 PM »

Problem is they live outside the country and wouldn't be able to check out the house. Meeting them seems like it would be important before making any decisions.

Polari · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2006, 11:25:38 PM »

There's always the telephone, you know.

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2006, 11:43:17 PM »

Actually my mom has a masters in mathmatics and my dad has a BA in business or something and only my dad (if he even does) used their respective degrees PD, and we are very well off.

My dad does something with computers and buiness and my mom is actually an executive assistant, so I guess degrees are only for bragging rights sometimes, but someone can be very well off without one.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2006, 11:46:52 PM »

My mom never graduated college and has a six figure salary as an executive assistant.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:13:50 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2006, 11:46:52 PM

My mom never graduated college and has a six figure salary as an executive assistant.

Jew Connections

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:17:02 AM »

Why is Phoenix Dark given any credibility on this forum? The "man" is a known liar, and incredibly stupid to boot.

At most he'll be able to ascend to some cafeteria position where he spends his day waxing philosophical about what its like to touch a real booby. Chastising himself for masturbating too often to answer the door when a female Jehovah's Witness shows, the poor woman an unwilling victim to a horrible under-achieving male's fantasy.

I will say this for the record as an outside objective observer: Phoenix Dark is one of the most fucking stupid people I have ever talked to. No amount of book learning will save his future employers from the horrible fate that awaits them. Imagine, to know PD in person and witnessing as his mouth opens and pure concentrated idiocy is unfurled like a direct connection to the dark abyss.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:17:26 AM »

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Polari · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:18:56 AM »

Haha, MAF insulting someone's intelligence. That's rich.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:19:54 AM »

I HAVE a Digital Design degree, it means SHIT. You know what these students go on to do? Color work and ADs. You end up some monkey for a large company doing bullshit work. The most successful Graphic Design people I have met have let their WORK and portfolio speak for them.

Any school offering a Digital Design course is BREEDING YOU for ADVERTISING COMPANIES. Face the goddamned facts, when it comes to digital design, creds dont mean shit, your portfolio does.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:22:20 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 12:17:02 AM

Why is Phoenix Dark given any credibility on this forum? The "man" is a known liar, and incredibly stupid to boot.

At most he'll be able to ascend to some cafeteria position where he spends his day waxing philosophical about what its like to touch a real booby. Chastising himself for masturbating too often to answer the door when a female Jehovah's Witness shows, the poor woman an unwilling victim to a horrible under-achieving male's fantasy.

I will say this for the record as an outside objective observer: Phoenix Dark is one of the most fucking stupid people I have ever talked to. No amount of book learning will save his future employers from the horrible fate that awaits them. Imagine, to know PD in person and witnessing as his mouth opens and pure concentrated idiocy is unfurled like a direct connection to the dark abyss.

Yeah, shut the fuck up Daddy MAFcakes. Are you in school right now? I thought so. You know nothing about me, or how I act in real life

I doubt you're as brash and nerdy in real life either, so please.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:22:54 AM »

Actually I make a lot of money lolz.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:23:03 AM »

Quote from: Polari on September 28, 2006, 12:18:56 AM

Haha, MAF insulting someone's intelligence. That's rich.

QFT

Get back to hyperbolic attacks on a fucking videogame board MAF. What a bitch

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:24:29 AM »

I'm a bitch with lots of money lolz.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:24:49 AM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:27:23 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 12:24:29 AM

I'm a bitch with lots of money lolz.

Good for you.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #38 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:30:47 AM »

I like this thread

*sits on ass*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:40:29 AM »

MAF's 100% right -- my brother is one of the most successful graphic designers in Seattle, with a show in New York this week, and he'll tell ANYONE that your portfolio is ALL that matters. Since no two portfolios are equal, there will never be a situation where credentials will matter. Either you have the talent and the discipline, or you don't.

Christopher · « **Reply #40 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:43:32 AM »

My Brother has 2 years of college and works for a bank doing god knows what and makes at least 45,000 a year. Not too shabby.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:51:43 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on September 28, 2006, 12:43:32 AM

My Brother has 2 years of college and works for a bank doing god knows what and makes at least 45,000 a year. Not too shabby.

Very nice, especially if he's single.

Perhaps I'm so high on the importance of college because it's been drilled into me by my parents. My dad is a dentist, and he has his own practice; I'm constantly told I have to be more successful than him, which is a high task considering he makes more than $100,000 a year. At the end of the day I'm my own person, so I'm not interested in making more money than him. A single person making $45,000 a year would be in almost as good of a position as someone making $100,000 and supporting a 6 member family.

I have high expectations when it comes to standards of living, and I recognize education is the best way to get what I want. I know I want to go into business, but I don't know which field of business to pursue; once I get into the college's school of business I'll have a better idea. Business will really help me keep my options open. I'll be able to stay in business and make a lot of money, or possibly go to law school (as I've thought about); business is a great avenue to take in search of a career in law, or politics.

Christopher · « **Reply #42 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:56:06 AM »

Right. Just don't stress your self out over it.

Currently my major is Biology, but I can't stand it and I want to switch like everyday, but I'm just chugging along to make my dad happy. Fuck that though I think next year I'll offically switch to business.

I just want a comfortable suit and tie job that I go to work and make some good money doing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:58:39 AM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on September 28, 2006, 12:56:06 AM

Right. Just don't stress your self out over it.

Currently my major is Biology, but I can't stand it and I want to switch like everyday, but I'm just chugging along to make my dad happy. Fuck that though I think next year I'll offically switch to business.

I just want a comfortable suit and tie job that I go to work and make some good money doing.

Biology? If you don't plan on going to grad school, there's no point in majoring in that imo. And trust me, grad school biology/science is not fun.

Business seems like a great pick for anyone who doesn't know what they want to do. It prepares you for anything, while guarenteeing you a job.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:03:43 AM »

It doesn't guarantee you a job. The only thing that guarantees you a job are CONNECTIONS.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:04:44 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 28, 2006, 01:03:43 AM

It doesn't guarantee you a job. The only thing that guarantees you a job are CONNECTIONS.

College sure helps with that, especially with business. Business fairs FTW

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:08:45 AM »

College only helps with it if you lack initiative and basic social skills. Which you do.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:09:33 AM »

"BUT MY MA SAID IM TEH SMART AND GOOD WITH PEOPLE WHEN IM NOT BUSY MASTURBATING!"

Christopher · « **Reply #49 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:13:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2006, 12:58:47 AM

Quote from: Christopher on September 28, 2006, 12:56:06 AM
Right. Just don't stress your self out over it.

Currently my major is Biology, but I can't stand it and I want to switch like everyday, but I'm just chugging along to make my dad happy. Fuck that though I think next year I'll offically switch to business.

I just want a comfortable suit and tie job that I go to work and make some good money doing.

Biology? If you don't plan on going to grad school, there's no point in majoring in that imo. And trust me, grad school biology/science is not fun.

Business seems like a great pick for anyone who doesn't know what they want to do. It prepares you for anything, while guarenteeing you a job.

No one said I never plan on going to grad school, if I chug with bio I'll do it all the way through.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #50 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:14:46 AM »

There's many ways to "Win" at life you guys :p

lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:15:51 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 28, 2006, 01:08:45 AM

College only helps with it if you lack initiative and basic social skills. Which you do.

Wow, you're an idiot

You don't realize how influencial college professors can be? Especially in fields like business, or medicine fields. I know so many teachers and heads of departments it's not funny. I hate playing the "politics" game with them, but it's something you have to do everynow and then. They remember that kind of stuff, and it helps you in the future.

Christopher · « **Reply #52 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:21:18 AM »

yup kissing ass and making freinds with the professers is an excellent way to pass as well.

...well sorta.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:23:46 AM »

I realize you are 18 years old, play at being a "videogaming insider", have an extreme level of social dysfunction, and possess all the worldliness I'd expect of someone shocked to discover pubic hair. So, yeah, you'll pardon me if I, a 32-year-old success in business, question the knowledge of YOU as described above.

I've also taught at the collegiate level, although as a grad student. I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:25:05 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 28, 2006, 01:23:46 AM

I realize you are 18 years old, play at being a "videogaming insider", have an extreme level of social dysfunction, and possess all the worldliness I'd expect of someone shocked to discover pubic hair. So, yeah, you'll pardon me if I, a 32-year-old success in business, question the knowledge of YOU as described above.

If you think college can not help with connections you're an idiot. Get the fuck outta here; I'm not that stupid

I'm 19 btw

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:28:18 AM »

I'm not saying it can't help; I'm saying you don't need it, and Willco in particular doesn't need it if he has connections obtained elsewhere as well as a decent portfolio. I personally hire based on education last and initiative, intellectual horsepower, and social skills FIRST. The only bad hire I ever made was trusting a resume instead of my personal assessment.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #56 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:29:20 AM »

Do you all not think this is the most pussyified argument ever?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #57 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:31:28 AM »

am nintenho, dude, I think you're posting in some alternate universe where the threads you post in read completely different. Sometimes, I'm not even sure what you're responding to!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:32:08 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 28, 2006, 01:28:18 AM

I'm not saying it can't help; I'm saying you don't need it, and Willco in particular doesn't need it if he has connections obtained elsewhere as well as a decent portfolio. I personally hire based on education last and initiative, intellectual horsepower, and social skills FIRST. The only bad hire I ever made was trusting a resume instead of my personal assessment.

You work in the graphic design area correct? That's very different than what I'm talking about; as you said, experience and skill are very important in that field. The business world is all about connections in so many ways. Internships and such are important.

Looks like that was a little misunderstanding. Oh well my bad Drinky

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:33:00 AM »

I don't. My brother does. He's my polar opposite. I work in software engineering as a manager. He owns his own graphic design company (http://www.sectionseven.com).

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Author Topic: Craigslist ad posted (Read 15024 times)

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