Author Topic: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)  (Read 5449 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« on: August 12, 2007, 10:39:22 PM »
Let's talk
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 04:25:01 AM by demi »
fat

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 10:40:10 PM »
 :o :o :o

I hope my college will let me hook up to xbl
IYKYK

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 10:53:22 PM »
Nah I don't think it is, they would be dumb to limit this
fat

Junpei the Tracer!

  • I started with Nightbright and ended with Comics
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 11:16:21 PM »
It's rather slow.
Boo

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2007, 11:21:57 PM »
O god, I'ma going to download this after I stop cumming. 

Oblivion

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2007, 11:25:01 PM »
Is this the FPS or RPG?

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2007, 11:27:38 PM »
both.
IYKYK

abrader

  • Bomb-A-Daeus
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 11:29:41 PM »
well XBL blew up so my dling is slow :(

This is an RPG?

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 11:36:54 PM »
If it's anything like System Shock 1 and 2, yes. And if it's not an fps rpg, then it's got rpg elements, which is good enough.
IYKYK

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2007, 11:47:44 PM »
it's more of an RPG than an FPS depending on how you look at it.

The whole game is in first person which adds to the immersion but there's A LOT of stat-based leveling up and powers/elemental type stuff to consider with your weapons/abilities.  All of the action is in real-time and looks like most first-person games where most of your enemies use the same guns/powers you do except you see a little girl walk by you and put a huge ass syringe into a corpse while you stare down the drill arm of a huge metal diving suit guy who can crush you with his thumb.

looks and sounds awesome and it's one of the major GOTY contenders right now.  you should definitely try it if you don't know what the game is about but a lot of people are worried about spoiling some stuff for themselves.  They were probably careful not to put any spoilerish stuff in there though.

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2007, 11:48:09 PM »
PS3 / PC owners crying  :'(
fat

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2007, 11:50:37 PM »
Nothing like Oblivion

FUCK I'm at 30%, I hope it cums soon

I want to cum on my TV
fat

ToxicAdam

  • captain of my capsized ship
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 12:01:06 AM »
I don't know a lot about this game, but it sounds like a claustrophobic semi-sci-fi Oblivion. Am I close?

No, more like a trippier HL2 with RPG elements.

It's worth the download for the lighting alone. I've never seen/played a game where the shadows made me jump before, like they did in the gametrailers preview.




« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 12:02:48 AM by ToxicAdam »

abrader

  • Bomb-A-Daeus
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2007, 12:09:14 AM »
WOW - I never got to play System Shock I or II - and I donteven know anything about this - reserved it on a recommendation and the hype.

Sounds like im in for a pleasant suprise.

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 12:34:35 AM »
24% and i've been downloading it for like an hour  :'(

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2007, 12:40:59 AM »
dude, they hyped it on XBL and on forums forever.  wow.  I'll download it after my brother finished playing halo 2.

Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2007, 12:43:55 AM »
Looks like a solid corridor shooter.

Hopefully the download will be finished by morning.
}Ö{

TakingBackSunday

  • Banana Grabber
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2007, 03:46:29 AM »
I played it.

 :o :o :o :o :o

This game is fucking incredible.  Bow down, bow down. :bow
püp

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2007, 04:18:29 AM »
I am absofuckinglutely blown away.  I was one of the SS2 loyal from the beginning, but I can't believe they pulled this off.  The atmosphere is crazy.  Everything from design to sound to voices is just about perfect.  The visuals are insance, and I still can't believe the framerate is totally solid.  At least Irrational went out on a high note.
serge

Howard Alan Treesong

  • キング・メタル・ドラゴン
  • Icon
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2007, 04:27:13 AM »
I don't know a lot about this game, but it sounds like a claustrophobic semi-sci-fi Oblivion. Am I close?

no, unlike Oblivion it's a good game with gameplay
乱学者

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2007, 04:54:39 AM »
39%  fuck you all!!!!   :'( :'( :'( :'(

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2007, 06:36:09 AM »
WOW!!!!

This game is INSANE

OMFG

I'm sold, buying this day one

MY DICK IS SO HARD
fat

abrader

  • Bomb-A-Daeus
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (aka Himuro dusts off his 360)
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2007, 08:43:34 AM »
dude, they hyped it on XBL and on forums forever. 

I know and im glad i avoided everything sans a few screenshots....now I can go into this with no knowledge and maximum thrillage....

bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2007, 09:01:37 AM »
This is fucking BOUGHT.  Holy shit, what an awesome game!
ど助平

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2007, 12:42:37 PM »
fuuuuuuuuuck i'm at work!!!!!!
pyh

Sho Nuff

  • o/~ TOUCH ME AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE o/~
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2007, 01:16:49 PM »
I just finished the demo

Need more Kleenex

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2007, 02:28:03 PM »
This game OWNS
IYKYK

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2007, 04:12:40 PM »
zomg it has finnished! 

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2007, 05:49:08 PM »
HOLY SHIT ELMERS GLUE ALL OVER THE STOMACH -  this demo is  :o
pyh

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2007, 05:49:58 PM »
I know dude

I pre-ordered the LE today, and the guys asked me DID YOU PLAY THE DEMO and I was like YA DUDE THATS WHY IM HERE HOOK ME UP
fat

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2007, 05:56:42 PM »
 :lol  i didn't even get to finish it... talk about a biococktease!  it's on after work.  lube and all.
pyh

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2007, 05:58:42 PM »
I'm gonna take a shower and play BioShock naked tonight
fat

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2007, 06:02:44 PM »
I'm gonna take a shower and play BioShock naked tonight

me too!

How long is the demo?

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2007, 06:03:17 PM »
Probably like a half hour or so
fat

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2007, 06:28:14 PM »
i'm getting horny again.  need more BIOSHOCK
pyh

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2007, 09:25:34 PM »
O MY GOD! I actually called me mom up to watch the first 3rd of it, lol. 

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2007, 09:28:06 PM »
just 5 more mins till i get home to play...  astroglide here we gooooo
pyh

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2007, 09:39:22 PM »
what sucks is I can only afford this and metroid this month  :'( 

No P3 for me.   

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2007, 11:16:14 PM »
forget metroid, it is too last gen

after bioshock, you will never want to touch metroid prime again
duc

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2007, 12:15:29 AM »
what sucks is I can only afford this and metroid this month  :'( 

No P3 for me.   

wtf

pass on metroid and get bioshock and p3
IYKYK

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2007, 12:16:36 AM »
Sell me your Wii, Arvie
fat

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2007, 12:18:15 AM »
what sucks is I can only afford this and metroid this month  :'( 

No P3 for me.   

wtf

pass on metroid and get bioshock and p3

actually the shame of it is I could have bought all three...had I not bought scotch  :'(

Sell me your Wii, Arvie

I'll sell you pics of my wii, so I can get all 3 instead?!

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2007, 12:23:27 AM »
Arvie, there will be zillions and zillions of copies of MP3.  P3, an Atlus game, will ship like a half dozen copies.  You can get MP3 any time, in a few months, P3 will be impossible to find.
serge

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2007, 12:31:13 AM »
MP3 will go down in price after the first 3 months anyway.

I'm not saying you should get P3, btw, you should save that money for Scotch.
fat

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2007, 12:36:01 AM »
MP3 will go down in price after the first 3 months anyway.

I'm not saying you should get P3, btw, you should save that money for Scotch.

mp3 I bet will stary up in price if it sells like mp1, if it sells like mp2 well then.  P3 I hope i can get on the cheap.  my eb still has copies of dds, that the good thing about being in a realitivly small city, is that games hardly go rare. 

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2007, 12:37:02 AM »
MP1 dropped in price pretty quick -- it was one of the MOST sold-back games on the EB books, LOL
duc

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: BioShock demo on XBL (JIZM IN THIS THREAD SMELL THE SALT)
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2007, 05:40:26 PM »
was that friend drinky?