Author Topic: Two Worlds - "it's like Oblivion if it had down syndrome" (Read 3182 times)

demi · « **on:** August 24, 2007, 01:06:28 PM »

I wish I hadn't read that on the box, cause Oblivion is ASS $:-\$

edit: Box quote fixed! Consumers are now 1% more aware!

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:17:02 PM »

it really says that on the box? wow

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:29:36 PM »

if any game has uglier character modeling than oblivion, this game is it

bud · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:34:21 PM »

overlord looks terrible. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:37:56 PM »

Quote from: bud on August 24, 2007, 01:34:21 PM

overlord looks terrible. $:-\$

Too bad it rocks, minger $:-\$

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:39:52 PM »

Well, it's a proven fact steroids shrink your dick and make you impotent, so yeah that seems to fit this game perfectly from everything I've seen about it.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:23:32 PM »

Initial impressions after about 30 minutes of play -- it feels like a "Fable-ized" Oblivion

Seriously, it even has the "your sister is kidnapped!" story arc

bud · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:25:30 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 24, 2007, 01:37:56 PM

Quote from: bud on August 24, 2007, 01:34:21 PM
overlord looks terrible. $:-\$

Too bad it rocks, minger $:-\$

i was only talking about the graphics, though. oblivion, overlord and this game all look the same to me, shrug.

FatalT · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:52:42 PM »

The Darkness > Two Worlds

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:53:47 PM »

GilloD · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2007, 04:04:27 PM »

Is it fun? Sounds like a possible rental to me

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2007, 04:05:07 PM »

I haven't played much, I am w0rking, will get lots more time this weekend between COD4 Beta and chiseling away at BioCock Hard

Graphics are not that pretty at all, and it stutters a lot.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:58:43 AM »

Played some more. You should probably just avoid this. I really can't think of any positives.

It feels like playing an offline MMO... with the lag.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:03:50 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 26, 2007, 01:58:43 AM

Played some more. You should probably just avoid this. I really can't think of any positives.

It feels like playing an offline MMO... with the lag.

Why did you ever buy it? It was almost a given that Oblivion would be better and you didn't like Oblivion.

Quote from: bud on August 24, 2007, 02:25:30 PM

i was only talking about the graphics, though. oblivion, overlord and this game all look the same to me, shrug.

What don't you like about overlord? It's no technical wonder but everything still looks quite attractive.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:10:37 AM »

i played this at pax and it was the ugliest 10 frames per second ever

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:12:50 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 26, 2007, 02:10:37 AM

i played this at pax and it was the ugliest 10 frames per second ever

port it over to the PS3 for 5 fps. Then make up some bs about how it's running smoother on the PS3, like Oblivion.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:21:14 AM »

There was some dude at PAX totally into the game lol

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:31:23 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2007, 02:03:50 AM

Quote from: demi on August 26, 2007, 01:58:43 AM
Played some more. You should probably just avoid this. I really can't think of any positives.

It feels like playing an offline MMO... with the lag.

Why did you ever buy it? It was almost a given that Oblivion would be better and you didn't like Oblivion.

To prove that I am not a filthy pirate, I will even support shitty games!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:37:53 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 26, 2007, 02:31:23 AM

To prove that I am not a filthy pirate, I will even support shitty games!

I was right in not getting you blacklisted in the gaming industry.

Mondain · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2007, 03:05:47 AM »

the developpers do plan a PS3 port in a few months

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2007, 03:06:55 AM »

Really? lol

I wonder how that will work out, it chugs like really bad on the overworld. I'd probably flip my lid if it ran better than X360.

Mondain · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2007, 03:14:00 AM »

eh, this port hasn't been optimized enough for a console environment; it looks like the PC version is the one to play for anyone being interested in this game, a 8800 GTS or something will help provide a great framerate

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:51:28 PM »

Too bad the game is balls

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:53:33 PM »

The game froze on me last night, I hope I didn't lose much progress since my last save. :'(

It doesn't autosave...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2007, 01:05:14 PM »

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2007, 02:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on August 26, 2007, 03:14:00 AM

eh, this port hasn't been optimized enough for a console environment; it looks like the PC version is the one to play for anyone being interested in this game, a 8800 GTS or something will help provide a great framerate

It runs at a better framerate (I played the demo), but it still looks rough really. I was almost blinded at one point by overdone bloom lighting and the texturing, even with full AF on, was very average.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** August 26, 2007, 03:51:15 PM »

Having put enough time into it, I think the quote on the box needs to be reworded...

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** August 26, 2007, 04:23:16 PM »

Two Worlds is Oblivion on steroids. It's just that we're seeing the negative side effects of prolonged steroid use.

bork · « **Reply #28 on:** August 26, 2007, 08:47:03 PM »

So is it true the game world is populated by 99% males characters? I saw people bitching about that on Gamefaqs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:21:11 PM »

eastern european devs rarely put females in their games. i interviewed the lead dev and the lead artist on gothic 3 once, and asked them why their games were largely a sausage fest, and they declaimed it a matter of realism: "in the middle-ages, women stay in the home."

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2007, 03:17:24 PM »

They left the console in!

Step 1: go to the main menu and press RB,LB, and A then press X to bring up the xbox keyboard.

Step 2: type in these following codes

Engine.TShadows 0
Engine.Shadows 0
Engine.TrueWaterRef 0
Engine.UseStencilShadows 0
Engine.DisableCloth 1
Engine.DSystemActive 0
Engine.LOD0 800
Engine.LOD1 1100

Bonuscode Items
With these codes you can unlock all the 5 Bonus Items.
Every Code can only be taken once per Game.
To enter the Codes just open the console (us ~ and german ^) and enter the following codes. After you entered the Codes, the item will fall to your feet.

Remember to enter the Cheat EXACTLY as given WITH "BonusCode" and a space infront of the code.

Code Effect
Bonuscode 9728-1349-2105-2168 Armor of Darkness
BonusCode 9470-4690-1542-1152 Aziraal's Sword of Fire
Bonuscode 9470-6557-8820-9563 Great Shield of Yatolen
Bonuscode 9144-3879-7593-9224 Spear of Destiny
Bonuscode 9447-1204-8639-0832 The Great Bow of Heaven's Fury

Console Cheat Commands
Activate cheat console commands by opening the Console and typing:
"TwoWorldsCheats 1"

Code Effect
ec.dbg skills Makes all skills available
ec.dbg addskillpoints Add skill points
AddGold X Adds Gold where XXXX is the amount of gold added
AddParamPoints X Adds Param Points, where X is the number of points added
AddSkillPoints X Adds Skill Points, Where X is the number of skill points added
AddExperiencePoints XXX Adds XXX amounts of experience
Create Lockpick Creates a lockpick
ec.dbg levelup Level Up
Create Teleport_Activator Recover lost teleport activator
ResetFog Reveal Map
Physx.Char.Speed XX Run faster (disabled in patch 1.3)
PhysX.Door.RemoveAll 1 Walk through doors and walls

Just tried it, it works! Haha

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2007, 03:24:50 PM »

Bwahaha

abrader · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2007, 08:01:30 PM »

I watched some videos and im actually considering picking this up - it looks better than Oblivion to me in some ways.

abrader · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:52:58 PM »

for fuks sake - you saying it is awful is being nice...

Ill let this do the talking for how I feel about the game...

[youtube=425,350]hlPngvLUe7U[/youtube]

I got the last new copy from gfamestop so the seal is already broken - if there is a god they will let me return it tomorrow

Worst game I have played in years.

Diablo>>>Oblivion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Two worlds

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2007, 12:48:49 AM »

I played the demo some more tonight-I was able to turn up AA and AF pretty high at 1280x1024 resolution and still get a 30-40FPS framerate in all situations on the PC version.

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Author Topic: Two Worlds - "it's like Oblivion if it had down syndrome" (Read 3182 times)