Author Topic: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers. (Read 27672 times)

Boogie · « **Reply #120 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:00:06 AM »

bummer, I just can't win, can I? :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #121 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:19:50 AM »

Quote from: Mondain on September 29, 2006, 11:35:14 PM

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

Jesus, is there an OA cock you WON'T suck?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #122 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:33:42 AM »

Diablos always has to get the last word. You could post a picture of a slice of pizza in an argument and you would get some retort pulled from his ass in another attempt to get that last word and sound like a fucking genius. He will create threads, and if things dont go his way, post his last word then lock them.

He insults the forum, which is fine, honestly, who doesn't? In a day Saint has become a regular, but then diablos, in all his melodramatics, exclaims that he is going to leave, demands his account gets deleted *somehow* and proceeds to assail the modship through private message about how they 'used to be cool and now we are idiots'. THEN not 20 minutes later he comes back and pretends nothing happened.

That is EMBARASSING. I am embarassed FOR him. I watch him do this shit and its just SHAME. I ban him because I am DISGUSTED to read his posts because in TWENTY YEARS he has not managed to figure out what its like to be a fucking GROWN UP.

If anything I am giving him FREE THERAPY by moderating his ass.

I know its nifty to have a martyr, its neat and it takes up a boring saturday, but I think it would be in everyones best interest to find one that doesn't shit his pants every time he drops his sippy cup on the forums carpet.

Hollywood · « **Reply #123 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:47:53 AM »

Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on. OA is comparable to Rotten.com at this point in time. Mondain and Metric have to be the biggest POS's I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. I read a linkon OA from mondain, a sorry piece of shit fuck, about how rape isn't wrong. Then a post later, someone with an avatar with a naked girl with blood all over her, and a broomstick stuck in her is posted. The board is sick, and some OA'ers need serious mental help, no joke.

demi · « **Reply #124 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:37:22 AM »

I'll fix avatars, give me access to FTP.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #125 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:47:35 AM »

HAY GUYS WTF IS THIS THREAD

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #126 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 04:47:53 AM

Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.

I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly

Prost · « **Reply #127 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:16:59 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:09:48 PM

Quote from: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 04:47:53 AM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.

I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly

What a great zinger!

Cyanista · « **Reply #128 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:17:10 PM »

Lesson three: don't use colloguialisms if you don't understand them. Banned spot on is distinguished mentally-challenged. Spot on means accurate. You want Opa Agers banned accurately?

No, you want them banned "on the spot".

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #129 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:19:41 PM »

Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.

Cyanista · « **Reply #130 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 12:19:41 PM

Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.

Prost · « **Reply #131 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:21:05 PM »

disestablishmentarianism

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #132 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:23:53 PM »

ANTIdiestablishmentarianism

I win, you hafta play Okami

Prost · « **Reply #133 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:25:11 PM »

SHIT!! ok

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #134 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 12:19:41 PM

Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.

i find spelling/grammar nazis much less distasteful than soft idiots squeeling "bubububu Opa Ages! Ban them all, let MAF sort 'em out" or whatever. and fuckin' a, if you're going to come with it on the intarwebs, at least take the time to make sure your shit is spelled properly. unless you're texting your girlfriends in which case anything goes

Cyanista · « **Reply #135 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:26:25 PM »

Hey, feggits. I can spell colloquialisms. I just switched the "q" for a "g". It's the fucking weekend, and I think we all know what that means.

. . omg this post promoted me to member. I never made it that far at GA without being banned.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #136 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:28:30 PM »

Saint, can't we hate them both? (it's "squealing", by the way

)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #137 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:29:37 PM »

"squeeling" is my take on things. it's a coll... colle... ah fuck it

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:26:25 PM

Hey, feggits. I can spell colloquialisms. I just switched the "q" for a "g". It's the fucking weekend, and I think we all know what that means.

you're already sauced? i don't get it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #138 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:31:45 PM »

BUTT I HAT OPA AGES ITS SO BAD WITH THE MISSSPELINGS AND PICTOORS

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #139 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:32:30 PM »

Dork... you're trying too hard, now

Cyanista · « **Reply #140 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM »

I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #141 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:38:28 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM

I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home

Cyanista · « **Reply #142 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:39:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:38:28 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home

You're pretty cool now, ain't ya? You're still just a junior member, though. Tsc tsc.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #143 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:40:49 PM »

:'(

what is it again, down the road or across the street?

Cyanista · « **Reply #144 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:41:32 PM »

See, if you hadn't thrown such a bitch fit about having a custom title you'd be in a better position right now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #145 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:42:32 PM »

a little jim beam in the ol' coffee never hurt anyone on such a spry saturday morning

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #146 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:47:25 PM »

I keep trying to type a response, but the tears I've been crying due to Cyanista's meanness are making the keys all slippery

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #147 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:48:36 PM »

mail her a ziploc baggie filled with your jizzum; it works when me and willco are on the rocks

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #148 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:49:23 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #149 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 12:48:36 PM

mail her a ziploc baggie filled with your jizzum; it works when me and willco are on the rocks

he's probably impregnating Crystal with your seed at this very moment.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #150 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:52:43 PM »

well, i'm gonna go whack off now

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #151 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:56:25 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 12:52:43 PM

well, i'm gonna go whack off now

You and Willco are on the rocks?

Cyanista · « **Reply #152 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:04:38 PM »

Dude. . a ziploc baggie? He probably has to save up for awhile and fill one gradually knowing that, inevitably, he will be on the rocks with Willco.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #153 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:07:44 PM »

We're ALWAYS on the rocks. Motherfucker loves the Wii and hates Okami, and thinks the Spider-Man movies are actually, whassatword, good.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #154 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:10:40 PM »

Your kid is gonna want a Wii, Doug.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #155 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:14:18 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #156 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:16:35 PM »

It's okay - there's going to be plenty of people to play online with, if Ninty gets their online shiz together. And they've been passable with the DS online stuff, so maybe?

Don't hate, assimilate.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #157 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:19:02 PM »

Hey, she fuckin' adores Ridge Racer 6, so maybe there's hope. On the other hand, following that Ridge Racer love to its unnatural online conclusion could lead her to encountering isamu, and I wouldn't wish that on you, much less my own offspring.

Hollywood · « **Reply #158 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:09:48 PM

Quote from: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 04:47:53 AM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.

I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly

Wow you told me! Maybe its a typo fuckwadd. Maybe I haven't achieved the level of you in terms of internet board flaming. Want a ribbon?

Hollywood · « **Reply #159 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:06:11 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:38:28 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home

OMG intrawebs isn't the name for it! Get a dictionary idiot. Learn how to spell fool. Blah blah blah.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #160 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:29:20 PM »

STFU, Hollywood

Hollywood · « **Reply #161 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:31:18 PM »

Make me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #162 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:37:10 PM »

It's "fuckwad", one dee, and you're an idiot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #163 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:38:50 PM »

Christopher · « **Reply #164 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:02:00 PM »

Hollywood is awesome guys.

Prost · « **Reply #165 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:53:26 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM

I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Do these girls have tattoos and wear a lot of black clothing?

Hollywood · « **Reply #166 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 02:37:10 PM

It's "fuckwad", one dee, and you're an idiot.

It's "D", not dee, and you are an idiot. Dee is the name of your 350 pound black sugar daddy.

Cyanista · « **Reply #167 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:47:03 PM »

Quote from: Prost on September 30, 2006, 03:53:26 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk. But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.
Do these girls have tattoos and wear a lot of black clothing?

No. Do you have a point? She actually has no tattoos or piercings and was wearing a green and orange striped polo. . .since you are SO curious.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #168 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:49:40 PM »

I think I can speak for everyone when I thank you for completing the description, Cyanista.

It was mean of you to say she was fat though, because fat + green & orange stripes? not really appealing to my boner.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #169 on:** September 30, 2006, 08:56:21 PM »

Cyanista, bitter much?

Shuri · « **Reply #170 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:31:13 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #171 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:42:44 PM »

eat my scat, twat

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #172 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:31:46 PM »

yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #173 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 11:31:46 PM

yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1210.0 but with less homoerotic subtext

Chewbacca · « **Reply #174 on:** October 01, 2006, 01:20:41 AM »

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Melissa · « **Reply #175 on:** October 01, 2006, 01:39:48 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:05:04 PM

is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life

Actually, "Game|Life" is Wired Magazines video game section (which we bumped to #2 for "gamelife" on Google last month) - our show is GameLife. :arr

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #176 on:** October 01, 2006, 01:52:35 AM »

Shut the fuck up, Melissa.

Vania · « **Reply #177 on:** October 01, 2006, 02:02:39 AM »

jesus motherfucking asswipe christ. you guys are acting like gaf.
stop being feggits and have fun, dont fucking ban people for nothing serious.

bunch of feggits eb is it seems.

Christopher · « **Reply #178 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:19:51 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 30, 2006, 11:31:46 PM

yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life

Whatever dude I like to talk about what's bothering me, and that shit rubbed me the wrong way in so many ways.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #179 on:** October 01, 2006, 09:25:30 AM »

ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that

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Author Topic: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers. (Read 27672 times)