You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.

[Saint Cornelius]

spam vs. creativity

I'm not a very mature person so I get annoyed easily by that.

dealing with the minutia of Willco's relationship is worse than the worst, emoticon abusing, console worshipping idiots at OA

or Willco not knowing how to do shit in the fucking forum. rtfm?

[Saint Cornelius]

wait, he hasn't yet yawned and said "whatever, you're boring" yet!

some things aren't worth saying. you're tedious, sure, but Prost isn't even really worth anything more than the original brush off. and even that is barely worth the effort to type it out

[brawndolicious]

dealing with the minutia of Willco's relationship is worse than the worst, emoticon abusing, console worshipping idiots at OA
or Willco not knowing how to do shit in the fucking forum. rtfm?

racism's cute when it's real and dealing with another person.  We don't have fanboys at the START, and that's all this forum was really created for.

We have LOW expectations.

[The Fake Shemp]

Prost isn't worth it, but I am!  Take that middle America!

[ToxicAdam]

Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.

[Catz]

Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

THANKS CATZ

[Saint Cornelius]

Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.

Three forums deep and still boring as fuck, Angsty Adam? Seems so.

[Catz]

Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

THANKS CATZ

 

[CajoleJuice]

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ this thread blew up.

[ToxicAdam]

Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.

Three forums deep and still boring as fuck, Angsty Adam? Seems so.

It's impossible for me to be boring.

[brawndolicious]

Hey, there's a new logo:
Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

that's cute.  then put a dash with my name next to it.

It's impossible for me to be boring.

Amuse me.

[Saint Cornelius]

It's impossible for me to be boring.

Oh, it's very fucking possible.

[Himu]

Wow.

[Van Cruncheon]

See, that's the thing about me and Corny: we're the same. We're like brothers. Maybe even TWINS in that Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny Devito kinda way. He's the good brother; he cares in his special way, lighting his flames like a Bic lighter held aloft in a vigil for those poor, lesser fucks what suffered at the hands of the detestable GAF. On the other hand, I'm the prodigal brother; all exploitative and nasty, kissing GAF mod ass and then turning heel just because I think it's all just a fuckin' joke. Where did I go wrong, Corny? Where did I lose my way? TEACH ME, BROTHER.

[brawndolicious]

See, that's the thing about me and Corny: we're the same. We're like brothers. Maybe even TWINS in that Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny Devito kinda way. He's the good brother; he cares in his special way, lighting his flames like a Bic lighter held aloft in a vigil for those poor, lesser fucks what suffered at the hands of the detestable GAF. On the other hand, I'm the prodigal brother; all exploitative and nasty, kissing GAF mod ass and then turning heel just because I think it's all just a fuckin' joke. Where did I go wrong, Corny? Where did I lose my way? TEACH ME, BROTHER.

You kiss e-ass?  This is why I don't get drunk.

[Himu]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Hi Cornelious!

Hey want me to suck your big cock? You know you love it when I stick my tongue down your cockhole, and watch you shiver. Ohh, makes me want to suck it till you cum in my face. It's Christmas, so give me a Santa cum beard please daddy?

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't think PhoenixDark was sarcastc.

[Saint Cornelius]

Don't you find the sycophants to be quite boring, Doug?

Phoenix Dork spelled my name wrong.  :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

PhoenixDark is incapable of sarcasm.

He also killed my internet erection.

[Phoenix Dark]

PhoenixDark is incapable of sarcasm.

He also killed my internet erection.

So you admit your gay for Saint Cornhole?

[Saint Cornelius]

I think he's not only admitted that in the past, much to my horror, but he's also mastered basic english. "Your" not quite there yet, Phoenix Dork.

[Van Cruncheon]

When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.

[The Fake Shemp]

But morphix says Okami sucks and Yakuza rocks!  I don't know who to trust anymore!  Stop this planet, I want off!

[Saint Cornelius]

When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.

in this thread, you've got himuro and dunce cap riding your dick like it's the morning bus to work. what is that about?

also, is there a way I can mute Willco? Already annoying as fuck.

[The Fake Shemp]

Nope!  That sounds like a Diablos request!

[Catz]

When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.

[Saint Cornelius]

Oh, musn't get into Diablos territory, shall we, massa? *shuffles away singing "mammy"*

[Boogie]

he just tries so hard....

[Saint Cornelius]

what the fuck, man, are you color commentary?

[Phoenix Dark]

This reeks of "hey look I'm big and bad...one the internet" greatness

[etiolate]

Saint C I have always wondered why you're so overly sensitive.  I don't get it.  Explain?

[Van Cruncheon]

Jesus, dode, don't be obtuse. It's about encouraging me to score more points against you, the person they are currently pissed off at, or at least making sure the points stick. They're picking sides. Tomorrow, when I bag on the Wii or call Yakuza a piece of shit or do whatever it is I do because fuck this is the internet they'll roll their piggy little virtual eyes and say "LOL DRINKY HE HASN'T BEEN FUNNY IN YEARS". And I'll just keep on keepin' on, passengers on the ol' dicktrain or nay.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation?

because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

lolz got it covered

[Saint Cornelius]

This reeks of "hey look I'm big and bad...one the internet" greatness

Yeah, it positively reeks of that. And your posts reek of someone trying waaaay too hard.

You should be happy that I'm giving you something else to talk about other than Willco's parental adventures and what games MAF and Doug are playing this week.

Saint C I have always wondered why you're so overly sensitive.  I don't get it.  Explain?

itchy asshole? i don't know.

Jesus, dode, don't be obtuse. It's about encouraging me to score more points against you, the person they are currently pissed off at, or at least making sure the points stick. They're picking sides. Tomorrow, when I bag on the Wii or call Yakuza a piece of shit or do whatever it is I do because fuck this is the internet they'll roll their piggy little virtual eyes and say "LOL DRINKY HE HASN'T BEEN FUNNY IN YEARS". And I'll just keep on keepin' on.

eh, they just want to get in good with you so when the ban stick starts getting swung around, you'll get a twinkle of recognition in your eyes before they get hit with it

[Phoenix Dark]

Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.

[Boogie]

what the fuck, man, are you color commentary?

yes, yes I am.  That's why I have three posts in three pages.

oops, four.

(psst, I think you're ahead of me though)

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.

You should took a page from his book....

[Van Cruncheon]

I'm not a mod, dude. Fuck, MAF and Willco give me zero say in moderation, because I'm completely capricious about it. I'll ban folks just to hear the squeaks they make. I'm an asshole!

[Phoenix Dark]

Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.

You should took a page from his book....

My funny-ness died when Stallion left us like the welfare queen he is

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

My funny-ness died when Stallion left us like the welfare queen he is

Heh. I LOL'ed. Nice work.

[Saint Cornelius]

lolz got it covered

ROLF

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

lolz got it covered

ROLF

Rolling on a Laughing Floor?











































Faggit.

[Saint Cornelius]

"ROLF" just sounds funnier to me.  anyways, i lol'd

[Cyanista]

Cyanista, is dunce cap an example of that "cream of the crop" you were referring to? 

..but OA is a lot more black and white.

I don't get it?

I don't know, who is Dunce Cap?!  Take a look at the crop, man.  You don't have to be -that- creamy to qualify.

[Prost]

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

I just wish I had your sense and understanding.  You really seem to have things right.  God how was I ever wrong to question you?

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=72473

[Boogie]

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

once again, Jotaro, I'm starting to believe you're on some fantastic drugs

[Prost]

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

once again, Jotaro, I'm starting to believe you're on some fantastic drugs

Yeah seriously, when the guy says this shit:

"How is rape any worse than someone holding you down for 10mins? How much can you punish someone for it? Isn't it like punishing someone for forcefully feeding you a very delicious meal when you didn't want to?"

There's some serious shit going on.  Snorting all sorts of shit prob.

[Christopher]

• only ban for that horrible shit, like gay porn, spam, vomit porn, overzealous abuse of the "n" word, and Lemurs
• never, ever ban for disagreeing
  

!

I agree with this shit 100%.  Wasn't one of the reasons this board was created was because of the fucking moderation at GA?  And yet you moderate people for bickering with MAF?  If that were the case than MAF shouldn't have continued to rub it on/start with Diablos.

Don't fucking ban people for arguements, that shit is lame, esp when MAF is a moderator as well.

like said banning should ONLY happen when shit like gay porn and someone abusing someone harmfully through terms like n***** and what not.

stop being so quick to press the ban button, that's the shit the people come here to avoid.  As long as the bickering is in good fun...as MAFs and Diabloses were than wtf?  [/list]

[Boogie]

yeah, seriously though, MAF being a moderator on an internet discussion board is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas...except for bringing dinosaurs off of an island and to the mainland, or some such shit....

[dunce cap]

in this thread, you've got himuro and dunce cap riding your dick like it's the morning bus to work. what is that about

What is it with you and dicks? BTW, you could've fought back, but clearly you prefer being Drinky's Bitch.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm only going to go over this once, because we've got protocols in place for people wanting to voice their concerns about moderation, and this topic ain't it.

No, it was not in good fun.  Diablos lost a gasket, as evident by his post-banning tantrum, and no, I don't feel like watching three pages of Diablos calling MAF a loser, an asshole, a pathetic loser, etc.  MAF, at worst, mocked Diablos for failing to live up to his threat of quitting the forum, but he never repeatedly insulted Diablos personally.  MAF was also vocal in letting Diablos in here, and I've got nothing against the guy (he's more than welcome to post), but I think he needs to let shit go.

We ban for breaking the ToS, the 24 ban was well within that.  And considering we've banned a total of four members since this forum's creation (this being the first ban I've doled out since the forum's creation), two of which for legitimately heinous shit, I think you're just being a prima donna, Christopher.

[Christopher]

 

[Boogie]

I'm only going to go over this once, because we've got protocols in place for people wanting to voice their concerns about moderation, and this topic ain't it.

No, it was not in good fun.  Diablos lost a gasket, as evident by his post-banning tantrum, and no, I don't feel like watching three pages of Diablos calling MAF a loser, an asshole, a pathetic loser, etc.  MAF, at worst, mocked Diablos for failing to live up to his threat of quitting the forum, but he never repeatedly insulted Diablos personally.  MAF was also vocal in letting Diablos in here, and I've got nothing against the guy (he's more than welcome to post), but I think he needs to let shit go.

We ban for breaking the ToS, the 24 ban was well within that.  And considering we've banned a total of four members since this forum's creation (this being the first ban I've doled out since the forum's creation), two of which for legitimately heinous shit, I think you're just being a prima donna, Christopher.

Maybe Chris is a prima donna, but as for me, I don't think quoting The Lost World merits a serious response, Willco

[The Fake Shemp]

No, that merits an XTREME ass kicking, which is far more violent and cooler than a regular one.  I'll bust you up like Dr. Boll on Lowtax!

[Boogie]

Bring it!



(I really need to go to bed  )

[The Fake Shemp]

That kid on the left will be you.

[Boogie]

That kid on the left will be you.

well....in that case.....



 

[The Fake Shemp]

You're still the dude on the left - sorry.