You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.

[Saint Cornelius]

Sapiens should totally come over here and draw a picture of most of you. 

If you guys want to attract more posters, I would suggest:

• stop talking shit about opa-ages.com (you could probably get more run-off from there if you didn't insult us)
• PM a gang of fuckers from GA, so then can come over here and get dissed with wild abandon
• only ban for that horrible shit, like gay porn, spam, vomit porn, overzealous abuse of the "n" word, and Lemurs
• never, ever ban for disagreeing
  

just a thought. also, how do i change my avatar in this bullshit message board? ric romero is at the ready!

[demi]

You can't, since Willco & Co. are horrible forum administrators and can't fix their problems. The only thing Willco knows how to use is the Ban button, whoda thunk.

[Boogie]

You assume we *want* run-off from OA...

[Saint Cornelius]

Oh, look, self-satisfied kickboxing virgin from GAf, only two responses in! Right on.

[Cyanista]

Uh, you need -something-.  Besides, the OA runoff you are getting is mostly cream of the crop, so what's your problem?  Not enough pedo anime avatars?
Soooooo sorry.

[Saint Cornelius]

Cyanista:

What??

[Vizzys]

Cloudwalking is the only one able to fix the avatars I believe, and she apologized for being to busy to do it atm.

[CajoleJuice]

What do I say if I don't give a shit?

[Saint Cornelius]

Oh. Good looking out, Viz. I apologize for screaming on your earlier. 

Creole: nothing, unless you're trying to increase post count? +1, whore.

[CajoleJuice]

Oh. Good looking out, Viz. I apologize for screaming on your earlier. 

Creole: nothing, unless you're trying to increase post count? +1, whore.

+1 post count

[Cyanista]

Cyanista:

What??

I wasn't talking to you, jesus.  The world does not revolve around you, sir.  I was giving "Boogie" a hard time for being a GA refugee hating on OA.

[CajoleJuice]

+1 post count

[CajoleJuice]

Oops, triple post.

[Saint Cornelius]

I wasn't talking to you, jesus.  The world does not revolve around you, sir.  I was giving "Boogie" a hard time for being a GA refugee hating on OA.

well, that's what i was asking! and thank you so much for the clarification! 

cajole: make it happen, baby

[Van Cruncheon]

I am totally fuckin' self-satisfied. I'm going to satisfy myself right now by smearing yogurt on my cock and imagining Corny in a ball gag and lederhosen.

Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!

[Saint Cornelius]

also, we need to see who is in the thread when people are looking at it. that is a wonderful piece of technology, right there

doug: the ironic homoerotic thing only really works with my RL friends, when you do it it's creepy 

[Van Cruncheon]

This isn't about YOU, Corny, like the lady said.

[Saint Cornelius]

Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!

okay, I don't get the reference first of all and how can zero moderation be worse than getting a 24 for hour "L" for being too uppity? yessah! Deeahblows bes a good niggah!

[Cyanista]

I am totally fuckin' self-satisfied. I'm going to satisfy myself right now by smearing yogurt on my cock and imagining Corny in a ball gag and lederhosen.

Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!

At least the bad moderation on OA is random and annoying, creating MORE to bitch about. . .as opposed to pussified.  Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?

[Saint Cornelius]

Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?

is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life, or should I take it more literally?

[Van Cruncheon]

Last I checked, Opa-Ages has loads of threads being moved, and Hans/SuicideMW banning for personality conflicts. I bet we've banned less folks in the rather tepid weeks of our existence than OAS did in the same time frame!

How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation?

[Error Macro]

Saint C is dope like the powder they sell

in the city near the river that you know so well

[Saint Cornelius]

Last I checked, Opa-Ages has loads of threads being moved, and Hans/SuicideMW banning for personality conflicts. I bet we've banned less folks in the rather tepid weeks of our existence than OAS did in the same time frame!

Do you know how long it's been that Suicide has been a mod? And with Hans, it's like dealing with the CPU in Tron - you take your chances, but most of the time you're in spandex on light cycles. I think

How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation?

because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

[Saint Cornelius]

Saint C is dope like the powder they sell

in the city near the river that you know so well

i don't know.

[Cyanista]

Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?

is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life, or should I take it more literally?

Oh, it's literal. I posted pooh giving it to tigger prison style and it got deleted.  I think I even got some sort of verbal dressing-down.  Nearly turned me off to the whole place! 

[Saint Cornelius]

oh, word? you're a furrie? tsc.

[Van Cruncheon]

because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

Yeah, and I plan to step up the elitist bullshit, because it's thrice as effective as the blubbery martyrdom employed so effectively by the OTHER set of GAF refugees. Ain't nothing wrong with calling me or anyone a taco, as long as you can do it without sounding like such a goddamn baby. We're cool with the hate; just don't show your belly in the process like Diablos did, or the big dogs you so love to fear and hate will take their turn. Shitting your pants leaves a stink I reckon we don't need to abide.

"bububububububu," you squeal, "you think you're such an internet badass! GOOD OL' BOYS!"

All I gotta say to that is:

[Cyanista]

Oh, yeah.  I imagine myself as some sort of pony creature every time I start feeling romantic.


Har har.  The thread title was "come in here to have your childhood memories ruined". I was just trying to contribute.

[CajoleJuice]

I'm pretty sure I've called Drinky a cigarillo. His game choice is akin to that of a 10-year-old.

[Van Cruncheon]

Cyanista, I'm sure the mods thought it was funny and woulda let it slide if other folks of the OAS mindset woulda honored the spirit of the thread instead of taking our permissiveness in that case as license to spam furry porn and not just toe the line but punt it clear into goatse country.

You're an adult, and adults know how to keep terrible taste in hilarious context. The Opa-Ages kiddy contingent does NOT. We aren't bastions of consistency to be certain, but a few rules keep this place marginally work-safe.

[Van Cruncheon]

POKEYMANS

[BlueTsunami]

I'm self-satisfying myself right now

[brawndolicious]

You're an adult, and adults know how to keep terrible taste in hilarious context. The Opa-Ages kiddy contingent does NOT. We aren't bastions of consistency to be certain, but a few rules keep this place marginally work-safe.

QFT

[Vizzys]

SC I must know, why do you care about forum drama?

I see no reason to care. Explain.

[The Fake Shemp]

hay guyz whuts goin on?

[Mupepe]

I like to fuck 

[Boogie]

Oh, look, self-satisfied kickboxing virgin from GAf, only two responses in! Right on.

gee, that wasn't predictable at all. 

[Himu]

I am the forum whore. Everyone's had their juices on me.

[Saint Cornelius]

QFT

this is horrible. first of all, don't be a little bitch b/c you couldn't hack it at OA, ya fuckin' toad lookin' froot. second: try to actually have something of substance to say other than riding someone's coattails, which is all "qft" is

SC I must know, why do you care about forum drama?

I see no reason to care. Explain.

have you ever heard of the expression "different strokes for different folks"?

besides, it's better than a bunch of dodes slapping each other on the bottom and Willco wondering what's going to happen when he meets his first girlfriends' parents for the first time.

[Saint Cornelius]

gee, that wasn't predictable at all. 

next time, you'll get it in one!

[dunce cap]

because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

Yeah, and I plan to step up the elitist bullshit, because it's thrice as effective as the blubbery martyrdom employed so effectively by the OTHER set of GAF refugees. Ain't nothing wrong with calling me or anyone a taco, as long as you can do it without sounding like such a goddamn baby. We're cool with the hate; just don't show your belly in the process like Diablos did, or the big dogs you so love to fear and hate will take their turn. Shitting your pants leaves a stink I reckon we don't need to abide.

"bububububububu," you squeal, "you think you're such an internet badass! GOOD OL' BOYS!"

All I gotta say to that is:

Ohh...Drinky took shit on you saint..in a big way...What are you going to do !

[Saint Cornelius]

Ohh...Drinky took shit on you saint..in a big way...What are you going to do !

Well, I was going to ride his dick for a spell, but it looks like you're not getting off of it anytime soon so I guess I'll just have to think of something!

[Prost]

hay guyz whuts goin on?

I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.

[Saint Cornelius]

I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.

neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though

[Ecrofirt]

SC, since you're here...

Can I smoke your pole?

[brawndolicious]

QFT

this is horrible. first of all, don't be a little bitch b/c you couldn't hack it at OA, ya fuckin' toad lookin' froot. second: try to actually have something of substance to say other than riding someone's coattails, which is all "qft" is

See, I was fucking joking.  So obvious and yet you in all your caffiene-drowned monologue did not notice it.

[Prost]

I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.

neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though

Every time I read one of your posts it's just like incredible to me that you act this way at the age of 33.  It's like almost astounding that you've reached that age and are so incredibly immature.  You're like that 12 year old kid who just came online and feels like being a dick to everyone in his own little way.  Someone says something to you like "Man he's fucked up" and you just turn it around "HAHAHAHA NOT AS FUCKED UP AS YOUR MOM!"

Ok saint!  you're the MAN!!!!......................................

[Saint Cornelius]

See, I was fucking joking.  So obvious and yet you in all your caffiene-drowned monologue did not notice it.

It's more ganja fueled than anything else.

Can I smoke your pole?

No.

*waychel-esque hand-wringing*

yeah yeah yeah, Prost, whatever.

[Prost]

K yeah you win!  I'm off for the night to do something else.  Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.... god damn man you're so fucking childish and annoying.

[Ecrofirt]

 

[Catz]

avatars would be nice 

[brawndolicious]

It's more ganja fueled than anything else.

Okay then.  And I agree on your points about the forum, but OA is a lot more black and white.

[dunce cap]

but it looks like you're not getting off of it anytime soon so I guess I'll just have to think of something!

until you do..you're
Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch

[Saint Cornelius]

Cyanista, is dunce cap an example of that "cream of the crop" you were referring to? 

..but OA is a lot more black and white.

I don't get it?

[dunce cap]

Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch

[brawndolicious]

..but OA is a lot more black and white.

I don't get it?

spam vs. creativity

I'm not a very mature person so I get annoyed easily by that.

[Boogie]

K yeah you win!  I'm off for the night to do something else.  Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.... god damn man you're so fucking childish and annoying.

wait, he hasn't yet yawned and said "whatever, you're boring" yet!

[Mondain]

I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.

neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though

Every time I read one of your posts it's just like incredible to me that you act this way at the age of 33.  It's like almost astounding that you've reached that age and are so incredibly immature.  You're like that 12 year old kid who just came online and feels like being a dick to everyone in his own little way.  Someone says something to you like "Man he's fucked up" and you just turn it around "HAHAHAHA NOT AS FUCKED UP AS YOUR MOM!"

Ok saint!  you're the MAN!!!!......................................

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

[ToxicAdam]

Look how sexy my avatar is ...

[The Fake Shemp]

avatars would be nice 

I think I'd have to upgrade the entire forum, something I don't feel comfortable doing solo at the moment.  It is a priority, I swear!