Author Topic: Car purchasing with Drinky Crow (Read 3075 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 08, 2006, 04:30:09 PM »

Finally, after 9 years of trusty service throughout the idylls and travails of the Drinky Crow marriage, the ol' trusty 97 Civic Ex gave up the ghost at 141K miles due to neglected oil changes. Although repairs woulda been around $1200, Drinky Crow decided to buy a new car instead, and while he shall never forget the many Oklahoma hail storms and speeding tickets he recieved in that car, nor the numerous times it was driven into a ditch while its owner reeked of alchohol, it was time to get something new.

Drinky was reminded how old he was when he eagerly suggested THIS to his wife:

Many LOLZ pealed throughout the Drinky household, and Drinky said something about women, and Drinky slept on the porch for the night. When he returned, THIS was the vehicle to purchase:

...only in black. A 2007 Mazda5 Grand Touring something-or-other. Hey, it has a DVD player built in. That's awesome, right? RIGHT?

God.

$:-\$

where do I turn my testicles in

oh right, that's NEXT month

$:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:34:44 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:35:41 PM »

Can you fit a baby seat and in-laws in a Miata? Huh?

Get thee back to your GOALS IN LIFE thread and rethink the "family" thing. THIS IS YOUR FATE IF YOU LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS.

And FUCK THE HATERS in advance: the new Mustang is fucking sexy. I would let it fuck me in the ass.

Christopher · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:37:45 PM »

I'm getting that mustang next year if my grades are good and if I help save for it.

Your too old to drive that drinky :-/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:38:03 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:38:25 PM »

yeah, and only about 60 miles from where I live.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:40:28 PM »

Chris, you can't imagine how tempted I am to pull the ol' bait-and-switch when I go to pick up the Mazda5, and live with the consequences.

OOPS HOW DID I MAKE THAT MISTAKE WELL TOO LATE IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR LOL AMIRITE HUNNY

Prost · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 08, 2006, 04:30:09 PM

Finally, after 9 years of trusty service throughout the idylls and travails of the Drinky Crow marriage, the ol' trusty 97 Civic Ex gave up the ghost at 141K miles due to neglected oil changes. Although repairs woulda been around $1200, Drinky Crow decided to buy a new car instead, and while he shall never forget the many Oklahoma hail storms and speeding tickets he recieved in that car, nor the numerous times it was driven into a ditch while its owner reeked of alchohol, it was time to get something new.

Drinky was reminded how old he was when he eagerly suggested THIS to his wife:

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Many LOLZ pealed throughout the Drinky household, and Drinky said something about women, and Drinky slept on the porch for the night. When he returned, THIS was the vehicle to purchase:

(Image removed from quote.)

...only in black. A 2007 Mazda5 Grand Touring something-or-other. Hey, it has a DVD player built in. That's awesome, right? RIGHT?

God.

$:-\$

where do I turn my testicles in

oh right, that's NEXT month

$:-\$

I thank the lord every day for a wife that says strongly "I'm never going to get some soccer mom mini-van style car."

She wants a Beamer though... I better pull in the dough, haha!

WHEN WE HAVE OUR KIDS WE WILL ENLIST THEM IN THE ARMY SO THEY WILL TRAVEL IN HELICOPTERS.

INSTEAD OF LINING THE CRIB WITH PUPPIES WE WILL LINE IT WITH WOLVES! HE WILL LEARN TO FIRE A GUN AT THE AGE OF 2!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:42:06 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:44:12 PM »

My wife said the very same thing, Prost, nine years ago.

We could easily afford a Beamer or a fancy car, but I really enjoy actively rejecting that image -- my coworkers look like little sheep in their identical 325/335/525 sedans. I love parking my Ranger next to their overpriced lemming rigs and LOLing. I promised myself I'd never play the "lolz I have an expensive car" game if I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT THE CAR BADLY. I have yet to see a supercar that I'm just dying to buy, and I can't imagine ever paying more than $30K for a frickin' SEDAN.

Wouldn't mind a Z4 convertible, though.

Every time I've taken an exec or a partner to lunch in my truck, they've always been incredibly amused by it.

trucks

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:57:56 PM »

Make sure you wash your pussy before getting into the car. Wouldn't want to get the new seats dirty.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:01:43 PM »

Well you won't be needing these anymore.

Catz · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:12:42 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:15:51 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 08, 2006, 04:57:56 PM

Make sure you wash your pussy before getting into the car. Wouldn't want to get the new seats dirty.

owned.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:17:27 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 08, 2006, 05:01:43 PM

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Well you won't be needing these anymore.

It has DVD in it! You can watch your Dutch porn in it when we do lunch!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2006, 08:50:41 PM »

Can i suggest the 07 Hyundai Santa Fe its great all around Drinky. I'm getting rid of my FJ for it. Lovely car, Lovely Warranty, and power at your foot. Dont get the Mazda i've heard horrible things about the alternators going out like crazy. Hence why i dont own a Mazda, and i wanted one.

morphix · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2006, 09:35:35 PM »

did it happen to come with a purse or a pair of red heels?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:25:04 PM »

The 2007 model fixed the alternator issue, and it was recommended by my brother (who bought a 2006 and suffered the alternator recall) and his friend, both of which are hardcore car tuners. It's small as shit, seats six, and seems like a pretty solid ride. I got a good price, although the dealership was shady as fuck -- I'll write up the story some time soon here as an EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO.

The only thing that sucks is that I'm required -- by state law -- to put a sun dress and heels on before driving it.

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:37:10 PM »

Yeah wow, your wife totally owns you. Id never settle for that!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:38:16 PM »

I have never denied that for all my bluster, I have somehow found myself wearing the bitch pants.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:49:18 PM »

Drinky

Get a black Viper with chrome rims that spin and throw an unveiling party with your wife as the guest of honor. At the end of the party, while everyone gathers around the car, you pull the black tarp off the awesome Viper as skillfully as possible. Unveiling the Drinky Mobile to everyone, that would be awesome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:50:41 PM »

that would be unimaginably awesome

and i would be so unimaginably divorced

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 08, 2006, 10:50:41 PM

that would be unimaginably awesome

and i would be so unimaginably divorced

Try as hard as possible to find a middle ground, somewhere between that Mustang and the Mazda. It seems like two extremes that could be met in the middle somewhere.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2006, 10:55:31 PM »

kinda late now! There's a black Mazda 5 Grand Turismo What The Fuck Edition sitting in my driveway. My daughter likes it, though, but she likes ANYTHING with wheels.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:02:44 PM »

Hey, at least its black, not some awful Yellow color. :<

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:29:03 AM »

Good choice Drinky.

And since we're on the subject, are there any self professing men on this forum who don't change their own oil? What kind of man doesn't change his oil?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:35:09 AM »

I can do it -- and have -- but since I work stupid hours and have very little free time, I often "forget".

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:35:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2006, 12:29:03 AM

Good choice Drinky.

And since we're on the subject, are there any self professing men on this forum who don't change their own oil? What kind of man doesn't change his oil?

lol

When I was younger, my father taught me (when he still had his 1990 Cavalier (Standard) ) how to change oil, change brake fluid and other shit. Changing is definitely a breeze. All the basic shit. I love knowing how to change out brake pads too, its time consuming though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:46:18 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 09, 2006, 12:35:09 AM

I can do it -- and have -- but since I work stupid hours and have very little free time, I often "forget".

That's a good excuse. I know guys who say they can't change it because they're "busy with school." Yes, like they go to school on Sundays, the best day to change oil (after football of course)

MAN LAW

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:46:55 AM »

I'd rather play Okami!

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:50:07 AM »

I've been playing the first Baten Kaitos all weekend.

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Author Topic: Car purchasing with Drinky Crow (Read 3075 times)