Finally, after 9 years of trusty service throughout the idylls and travails of the Drinky Crow marriage, the ol' trusty 97 Civic Ex gave up the ghost at 141K miles due to neglected oil changes. Although repairs woulda been around $1200, Drinky Crow decided to buy a new car instead, and while he shall never forget the many Oklahoma hail storms and speeding tickets he recieved in that car, nor the numerous times it was driven into a ditch while its owner reeked of alchohol, it was time to get something new.
Drinky was reminded how old he was when he eagerly suggested THIS to his wife:
Many LOLZ pealed throughout the Drinky household, and Drinky said something about women, and Drinky slept on the porch for the night. When he returned, THIS was the vehicle to purchase:
...only in black. A 2007 Mazda5 Grand Touring something-or-other. Hey, it has a DVD player built in. That's awesome, right? RIGHT?
God.
where do I turn my testicles in
oh right, that's NEXT month