Author Topic: internet pride: why you get owned (Read 6420 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 31, 2007, 03:41:53 PM »

...because you fat useless fucks hate to lose, especially to other nerds, and you'll keep pushing things well past a community's tolerance. admittedly, i rely on knowing this about you to make you self-destruct at gaf, but JESUS CHRIST it's embarrassing. seriously.

if you can't step away, you lose. period. you will always be everybody's bitch; yes, even the bitch of gibbering halfwits like the oa crowd. i will provide you with three basic rules to avoid being victimized my people like me.

1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.

2) never, ever make more posts than absolutely necessary to make your point in a flame war. you will never get the last word, and the longer a flame war goes on, your chances of looking like a total fucking shitwit prat increase exponentially. if you didn't win with the first strike, you'll never really win -- and in fact, you'll keep losing in even more spectacular form the more you post.

3) INTERNET LOL. you're never as clever as you think you are, and there's always someone smarter and funnier and cooler than you ready to post and knock you down --- and IT'S ON THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU fegs.

end of rant. shut up. just do your thang, be it smarty man or hurr duh, and quit being butthurt over the fucking trivia of existence. if the internet ISN'T trivia to you -- if it is intruding into your real world -- then GO AWAY until it becomes trivia again. thank you and fuck off!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:44:21 PM »

WHY DONT U SHUT UP!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:46:24 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:46:53 PM »

Haha, IM #1! IM #1!`

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:48:02 PM »

you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged. arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:49:16 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 03:48:02 PM

you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged. arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.

Not as pointless as having a shitty forum like Mupepe.com!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:49:36 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:54:08 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 31, 2007, 03:49:29 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 03:48:02 PM
you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged. arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.

Not as pointless as having a shitty forum like Mupepe.com!

What does that say about the guy railing against a pointless shitty forum? :'(

Gay Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:56:44 PM »

Mupepe.com rocks because of its emoticons

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:58:25 PM »

Does this have any relation to the guy you QUOTE OWNED QUOTE during his interview?

border · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:02:27 PM »

A more effective title would have been: "An Open Letter to Saint Cornelius"

Kyle · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:04:52 PM »

Quote

1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.

drinky

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:04:53 PM »

if only i knew these rules when i posted at gaf

hyp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:24:51 PM »

so who'd you own today drinky?

Mondain · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:27:31 PM »

The first thought instinctively felt by the majority is the one that will always prevail and there's no use fighting against it. You at least need to be aware of this. It's the most important rule of crowd psychology.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM »

nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:31:42 PM »

Oh yeah, well at least I am not an Erickson. Call someone who cares. Heh. Heh. Get it, like Ericsson, the phone. Heh. Gotcha good.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM

nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I insult ron paul and I get 3 threads devoted to me, its all quite amazing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:53:36 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:01:12 PM »

Someone who never quits posting replies in an arguement .. or as I call it, The Saint Cornelius Effect.

"I have the last word, it makes me right! neener neener"

Think about what a better internet this would be if gingers were banned from keyboards.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:04:48 PM »

do you guys WANT Saint Corneilus to come in here? Jeez leave him out of it

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:11:56 PM »

drinky

come on ichi lay off

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:15:41 PM »

those are pretty obvious rules.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:21:44 PM »

Quote from: border on October 31, 2007, 04:02:27 PM

A more effective title would have been: "An Open Letter to Saint Cornelius"

Can't keep me off your fingertips, can you?

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 31, 2007, 05:01:12 PM

Someone who never quits posting replies in an arguement .. or as I call it, The Saint Cornelius Effect.

You too. And you spelled argument wrong.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2007, 05:04:48 PM

do you guys WANT Saint Corneilus to come in here? Jeez leave him out of it

Too late, I'm like the Candyman up in this bitch.

I don't really understand what the big deal is about me not taking shit from a bunch of knuckledraggers. Yo, if I'm wrong I'll be the first to admit it. If I'm not, and you just want to argue with me, then I am your motherfucking huckleberry!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 31, 2007, 05:25:41 PM

Arguement is an acceptable, if non-standard spelling, of the American "argument" used mainly by the British.

Yeah but Toxic Adam is a hick.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:31:48 PM »

Basically, it's like they say on "Throwing Away Broken Electronics": "Talk that shit immaculate / I'm here to make sure the shit is factually accurate"

warcock · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 03:41:53 PM

...because you fat useless fucks hate to lose, especially to other nerds, and you'll keep pushing things well past a community's tolerance. admittedly, i rely on knowing this about you to make you self-destruct at gaf, but JESUS CHRIST it's embarrassing. seriously.

if you can't step away, you lose. period. you will always be everybody's bitch; yes, even the bitch of gibbering halfwits like the oa crowd. i will provide you with three basic rules to avoid being victimized my people like me.

1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.

2) never, ever make more posts than absolutely necessary to make your point in a flame war. you will never get the last word, and the longer a flame war goes on, your chances of looking like a total fucking shitwit prat increase exponentially. if you didn't win with the first strike, you'll never really win -- and in fact, you'll keep losing in even more spectacular form the more you post.

3) INTERNET LOL. you're never as clever as you think you are, and there's always someone smarter and funnier and cooler than you ready to post and knock you down --- and IT'S ON THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU fegs.

end of rant. shut up. just do your thang, be it smarty man or hurr duh, and quit being butthurt over the fucking trivia of existence. if the internet ISN'T trivia to you -- if it is intruding into your real world -- then GO AWAY until it becomes trivia again. thank you and fuck off!

Drinky what about, i quit the bore because of life priorities but when i cum back me and my gay pseudo lover arent on internet luving terms anymore . SHOULD I JUST GIVE UP? THE INTERNETS AM SERIOUS BUISNESS

*FROWN*

Um about that mandark comment, the guy has an inherent weakness that automatically disqualifies him from any form of competition. But i cant tellz. TEH CRAB ARM0R. *drops a dollar bill and runs*

PS PS i think im gonna listen to JUMP until i start liking anal sex.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:00:14 PM »

I'm taken, warcock, sorry

warcock · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:00:14 PM

I'm taken, warcock, sorry

You were never my luver. I simply you used you demi for your hot bodz and baby blue eyez.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:07:33 PM »

Such is the life of an italian

warcock · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:13:02 PM »

Falbo sounds like faggoty italian. Your probably a northernerner from milan or torino. Real menz comes from the south baby. WITH DA DARK SKINZ and big cox.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:13:35 PM »

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:13:57 PM »

It sounds like you've got a little something in your mouth there

OH ITS MY DICK GLOMP 8===D O:

warcock · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:16:53 PM »

notice how your cock has only 3 equal bars which in the SI system is equivalent to 1 inch each = sign. given the glandz is about an inch you got a whole whooping 4 incher there. And you are jizzing so this implicates rigidity. My point all the more proven Demi. Demi means half in french which is rooted in latin, our lovely italian language's father. Probably because you really are half a man? Its quite humble to announce it to the whole world wide web like you are. Bravo!

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:18:10 PM »

And this is why nobody will be your internet lover, warcock

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:19:05 PM »

You are next, watch this space

warcock · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:20:12 PM »

i cant help it , i like big cox

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:40:56 PM »

what prompted this thread?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:45:18 PM »

Note to self: go back in time and never mention the LSAT or the fact that you have not had sex for thr... four years.

Vizzys · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:54:52 PM »

i know not whAT i SPEAK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 31, 2007, 07:45:18 PM

Note to self: go back in time and never mention the LSAT or the fact that you have not had sex for thr... four years.

You forgot the most important detail: mentioning you're a Mavs fan

Mondain · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:05:11 PM »

malek's so miserable, these times around he's probably sitting on a sidewalk and requesting change to the stupefied bystanders to compensate for the lack of revenues that his philosophy major left in his life

if I pass by I'll put a whole dollar in his hat, but that's only if he sings a song

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 08:05:11 PM

malek's so miserable, these times around he's probably sitting on a sidewalk and requesting change to the stupefied bystanders to compensate for the lack of revenues that his philosophy major left in his life

if I pass by I'll put a whole dollar in his hat, but that's only if he sings a song

Wouldn't you need to go outside first? I'll make sure to sing a Beatle's song since I know how much you like them.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:10:20 PM »

Poor Malek

I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 08:10:20 PM

Poor Malek

I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too.

I gets paid, nicca.

Mondain · « **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:12:50 PM »

but we're organizing a special funding event so that you can rent a hooker, since this lack of sex is apparently causing you such dread!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 31, 2007, 08:11:23 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 08:10:20 PM
Poor Malek

I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too.

I gets paid, nicca.

and more than I will be making too. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:15:41 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 08:12:50 PM

but we're organizing a special funding event so that you can rent a hooker, since this lack of sex is apparently causing you such dread!

It's causing me to have strained wrists. Not much dread though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:32:35 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM

nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep. Did you keep reading the same thread over and over? 'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.

Shuri · « **Reply #50 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:49:21 PM »

warcock, seuriex man, ces gens sont tres serieux a propos de posseder dautres forums goers. estie que c'est des enfantillages.

etiolate · « **Reply #51 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:52:35 PM »

Self control is what certain people like a Lemurs lacks. I always watch her just self implode. The people who are repeatedly banned come back and just lose control, rolling downhill like an avalanche of angry posts and attention seeking. Restraint and an outside view of how petty things get is a savior.

But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #52 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 31, 2007, 08:32:35 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep. Did you keep reading the same thread over and over? 'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.

No, not really.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 31, 2007, 08:32:35 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep. Did you keep reading the same thread over and over? 'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.

You kept it up in one of those threads praising me, the junpei one I believe. No one found what you said funny nor did anyone agree with you it backfired completely.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:10:11 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 31, 2007, 09:52:35 PM

But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.

Mondain · « **Reply #55 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:17:50 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 31, 2007, 09:52:35 PM

But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.

If this is the effect that some 18+ years of obsessive and constant BBS, Usenet and Internet gaming board posting produces on a man, then it's definitely a compelling argument to start playing games and reduce your daily Internet use, one that I'm taking heed of. No way am I ever going to browse the Internet at work either.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:26:37 PM »

You've never had a job, Mondain?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #57 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:57:42 PM »

hey, it's just advice. stop flinching.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #58 on:** October 31, 2007, 11:16:42 PM »

play games to stop being too antisocial from chatrooms?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #59 on:** October 31, 2007, 11:35:05 PM »

by now I'd have brought a gun to school.

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Author Topic: internet pride: why you get owned (Read 6420 times)