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Barry Egan

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"I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« on: November 06, 2007, 04:31:03 PM »


http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/

The guy who thought to do this is now getting an interview with CNN and is all over every NYC hipster blog. 

http://vimeo.com/373021

It's upsetting to think how much lay this guy is going to get from girls who think this is sweet.  It's a ploy you whores!  Every male in the country can see right through you Patrick Moberg....
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Himu

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM »
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?
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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 04:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

she's not short, he's "tall". if you could read you'd know this.
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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2007, 04:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

Aren't you like 4'11 negro?
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demi

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 04:45:53 PM »
And obese? GTFO and let the good looking white man find romance.
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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 04:47:34 PM »
And he's balding. SMH
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demi

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 04:53:06 PM »
Quote from: pussy boner on November 06, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
And his chin is entirely comprised of two obtuse angles, ah lawd.

:dizzy :dur :dizzy

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT SHORT BALDING BLACK HIMURO

Chiseled chins are COMMONPLACE for superior white males -- of course you would not know that, being NOT WHITE
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demi

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 04:56:28 PM »
It's like I don't even know you anymore
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Himu

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2007, 04:58:55 PM »
I HATE YOU ALL
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Himu

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2007, 05:02:13 PM »
ps: did sporsk draw this
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etiolate

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 05:12:38 PM »
The beauty of this ploy is the generalized fashion of the girl he describes, that could fit a many number of young hipsta chicas, thus giving him even more spread legs.
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Bloodwake

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 05:14:26 PM »
Fuck him for coming up with this idea before I could.
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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2007, 05:19:37 PM »
<Dude> Me: Generic young male. You: Generic Young Female. Place: City I live
<Girl> OMG I SEX YOU!
<MySpace> AND ONE STEP CLOSER I COME TO RULING THE WORLD MUWHAHAHAHA
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Rman

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2007, 07:27:15 PM »
Dude found his girl.  The comments are hilarious btw.

http://gothamist.com/2007/11/07/mobergs_mystery.php
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hyp

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2007, 08:07:34 PM »
the next question would be, is he getting play out of all this?

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Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2007, 08:10:00 PM »
I did see the girl of my dreams on the train this morning.  She was reading Ovid's Metamorphoses for chrissake!  And she smiled at me!  I can't believe I didn't talk to her.
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