"I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"

[Barry Egan]

http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/

The guy who thought to do this is now getting an interview with CNN and is all over every NYC hipster blog. 

http://vimeo.com/373021

It's upsetting to think how much lay this guy is going to get from girls who think this is sweet.  It's a ploy you whores!  Every male in the country can see right through you Patrick Moberg....

[Himu]

why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

she's not short, he's "tall". if you could read you'd know this.

[Phoenix Dark]

why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

Aren't you like 4'11 negro?

[demi]

And obese? GTFO and let the good looking white man find romance.

[Phoenix Dark]

And he's balding. SMH

[demi]

And his chin is entirely comprised of two obtuse angles, ah lawd.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT SHORT BALDING BLACK HIMURO

Chiseled chins are COMMONPLACE for superior white males -- of course you would not know that, being NOT WHITE

[demi]

It's like I don't even know you anymore

[Himu]

I HATE YOU ALL

[Himu]

ps: did sporsk draw this

[etiolate]

The beauty of this ploy is the generalized fashion of the girl he describes, that could fit a many number of young hipsta chicas, thus giving him even more spread legs.

[Bloodwake]

Fuck him for coming up with this idea before I could.

[etiolate]

<Dude> Me: Generic young male. You: Generic Young Female. Place: City I live
<Girl> OMG I SEX YOU!
<MySpace> AND ONE STEP CLOSER I COME TO RULING THE WORLD MUWHAHAHAHA

[Rman]

Dude found his girl.  The comments are hilarious btw.

http://gothamist.com/2007/11/07/mobergs_mystery.php

[hyp]

the next question would be, is he getting play out of all this?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I did see the girl of my dreams on the train this morning.  She was reading Ovid's Metamorphoses for chrissake!  And she smiled at me!  I can't believe I didn't talk to her.