Author Topic: If Evilboreans were Gundams... (Read 4258 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** November 09, 2007, 12:57:39 AM »

...these are the Gundams they would be.

Jim Shorts Gundam:

Mupepe Gundam:

Cloudwalking Gundam:

BlueTsunami Gundam:

Am Nintenho Gundam:

Gay Boy Gundam:

Himuro Gundam:

TVC 15 Gundam:

Phoenix Dark Gundam:

etiolate Gundam:

Ecrofirt Gundam:

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Synbios Gundam:

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Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:01:47 AM »

@ Synbios. G Gundam's designs were odd, but I remember liking the show. One question though. Why was the main characters finisher called shining finger even though he used his whole hand? Did they just think that it sounded cooler or something?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:03:47 AM »

I have no idea! I'm just happy it made as much sense as it did! The American Gundam pilot ended up with the title "Queen of Heart" as I recall. That series was ridiculous. I love it.

SpudBud · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:07:31 AM »

I hated G-Gundam, way too cheesy for me.

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:07:37 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 01:03:47 AM

I have no idea! I'm just happy it made as much sense as it did! The American Gundam pilot ended up with the title "Queen of Heart" as I recall. That series was ridiculous. I love it.

I completely forgot about that.

Another odd thing about that show. Before they could "pilot" the Gundams, their bodies would get wrapped in latex. Then the Gundam would mimic any movements that they made.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:08:55 AM »

Aww yeah, fuckin EZ-8

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:09:26 AM »

wheres my gundam, cunt

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:09:34 AM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:09:49 AM »

Where is the Ron Paul Gundam

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:14:25 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 09, 2007, 01:09:26 AM

wheres my gundam, cunt

I couldn't find a Gundam that was composed of PURE AWESOME.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 09, 2007, 01:09:49 AM

Where is the Ron Paul Gundam

lol, I thought this was "gay"?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:14:40 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14293.0

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:16:03 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 09, 2007, 01:14:40 AM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14293.0

You're just mad 'cuz I didn't include you.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:16:09 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 01:14:25 AM

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 09, 2007, 01:09:26 AM
wheres my gundam, cunt

I couldn't find a Gundam that was composed of PURE AWESOME.

awesome!

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:25:33 AM »

If I find you a Gundam, you have to make it your avatar and join the Gundam Defense Force with me and distantmantra.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:31:58 AM »

ive never seen gundam before in my life

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:35:17 AM »

You don't have to see Gundam to love Gundam...

How about this one?

You like?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:36:09 AM »

kinda fruity. isnt there any with knives and rocket launchers and shit?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:38:40 AM »

He could be the awesome boxing gundam

or wait, maybe gouf custom

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:41:19 AM »

How about this one? It's pretty badass.

BTW, I forgot in my first post...the Viz Gundam:

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:42:30 AM »

I never knew there was a unicorn gundam

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:45:15 AM »

History is just like an endless waltz: the first three beats of War, Peace and Revolution go on forever.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:45:39 AM »

haha, its sad you remember that

I still think the part where Heero asks Wu Fei how many times the little girl and her dog have to die is the worst bit of lines in the movie haha.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:47:22 AM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:47:41 AM »

i remember that part

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:48:34 AM »

Whats best is that like fukin STUNS Wu Fei and Heero does this emo fall to earth hahah

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:49:19 AM »

Endless Waltz had gorgeous animation and mecha designs, it's too bad everything else was a smelly turd.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #26 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:51:06 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 01:41:19 AM

How about this one? It's pretty badass.

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Yeah, thats pretty cool

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:53:10 AM »

Endless Waltz > The entire series tho. How they managed to say everything the series said in 1.5 hours was TEH LOLZ.

I think the greater lolz was watching Zechz, Puru and Domon do the stupid G Gundam Kung Fu dance in DW: Gundam

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:54:38 AM »

FlameofCallandor Ball

Ron Paul Gundumb

I need to play DW: Gundam.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:55:16 AM »

I love the look of the Zeta Plus...

Too bad the Master Grade model is really flimsy :'(

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:55:40 AM »

why am i a sexy looking female gundam

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:56:30 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2007, 01:55:40 AM

why am i a sexy looking female gundam

Not only that, but you're the Sailor Moon Gundam from Sweden!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #32 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:56:39 AM »

i wanna make a gundam model now.

etiolate · « **Reply #33 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:57:13 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 01:35:17 AM

You don't have to see Gundam to love Gundam...

How about this one?

(Image removed from quote.)

You like?

mondain gundam

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:58:29 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2007, 01:55:40 AM

why am i a sexy looking female gundam

There was only one black guy Gundam, and you were playing Persona 3 recently which is a high school themed game, and the Nobel Gundam is dressed like a schoolgirl, sooo...

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:59:07 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** November 09, 2007, 01:59:36 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 09, 2007, 01:56:39 AM

i wanna make a gundam model now.

Pick up one of those speed grade things from your local conbini to get it out of your system.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #37 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:00:25 AM »

ill do it!

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:00:47 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 09, 2007, 01:59:07 AM

If you want a different one, just go to www.mahq.net and look over their files and I'll change it for you, like I just secretly did to etiolate.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #39 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:01:36 AM »

what does this one mean?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:02:12 AM »

I really need to finish my Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model. Just one more wing to go and it's all done!

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:03:25 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:02:12 AM

I really need to finish my Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model. Just one more wing to go and it's all done!

omg, you have a perfect grade kit?

I actually have a perfect grade kit of the Viz Gundam with special limited edition pearl coating, but I haven't even started it yet because it lights up inside and I'm afraid 'll screw it up. :/

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:03:57 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 09, 2007, 02:01:36 AM

what does this one mean?

(Image removed from quote.)

Minaret Gundam. It's arabian or something, just like you.

SpudBud · « **Reply #43 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:05:56 AM »

Nu Gundam....Yeah...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:06:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 01:54:38 AM

FlameofCallandor Ball
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Ron Paul Gundumb
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I need to play DW: Gundam.

Puru is kinda annoying in it, but the cutscenes are still pretty good. Like when Puru is fighting over Judau with Roux haha. Theyre still in their gundams but its animated like they arent. Puru Two's campaign isn't as fun

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:07:35 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:03:25 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:02:12 AM
I really need to finish my Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model. Just one more wing to go and it's all done!

omg, you have a perfect grade kit?

That I do. I bought a brand new one from some online anime store back in 2003 when they were going out of business. I think it cost me $95. The one wing I put together was a bitch, and it's discouraged me so much that I haven't touched the damn thing in about two years.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:07:50 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:03:57 AM

Minaret Gundam. It's arabian or something, just like you.

A minaret is a tower that you do the call for prayer in. That is a weird name for a gundam. I'm not arabic, I'm Iranian. I say that because it kind of sounds weird considering there's like racial tension/hate between the two. You can't even tell it's arabic. Looks homo like warcock tho.

etiolate · « **Reply #47 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:08:32 AM »

HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE GUNDAM

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:09:24 AM »

It has a scimitar, nintenho!!!!!!! And its head looks like a middle eastern-style medieval helm!!! I know because Morgan Freeman wore one just like it in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!!!

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:10:34 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:07:35 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:03:25 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:02:12 AM
I really need to finish my Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model. Just one more wing to go and it's all done!

omg, you have a perfect grade kit?

That I do. I bought a brand new one from some online anime store back in 2003 when they were going out of business. I think it cost me $95. The one wing I put together was a bitch, and it's discouraged me so much that I haven't touched the damn thing in about two years.

Oh, man...yeah, I've had this one since it was released and every time I look at all the parts I feel it's so daunting I haven't even started. I got it because the pearl coating means it wasn't meant to be painted, unlike regular PG kits.

etiolate · « **Reply #50 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:12:10 AM »

Yes, but is it hairy, loves kabobs and drives in between the lanes on the road?

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:13:36 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 02:12:10 AM

Yes, but is it hairy, loves kabobs and drives in between the lanes on the road?

Probably! It is crazy like Ahmadjinejad.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #52 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:10:34 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:07:35 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:03:25 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 09, 2007, 02:02:12 AM
I really need to finish my Perfect Grade Zeta Gundam model. Just one more wing to go and it's all done!

omg, you have a perfect grade kit?

That I do. I bought a brand new one from some online anime store back in 2003 when they were going out of business. I think it cost me $95. The one wing I put together was a bitch, and it's discouraged me so much that I haven't touched the damn thing in about two years.

Oh, man...yeah, I've had this one since it was released and every time I look at all the parts I feel it's so daunting I haven't even started. I got it because the pearl coating means it wasn't meant to be painted, unlike regular PG kits.

The Zeta's wings have these little springs that you have mount on the inside, and they're a real pain in the ass to keep in place when you're closing it up. Other than the one wing, it's completely done. I really need to just suck it up and tackle the other one.

Actually, the PG Zeta looks really good unpainted. I did do detail lines, though, which helps a lot.

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:21:11 AM »

You also have the gold-plated 'Shiki, right? That one must look awesome.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #54 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:24:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 02:21:11 AM

You also have the gold-plated 'Shiki, right? That one must look awesome.

Yeah, I bought it on a whim at Kicks Hobby in Seattle a couple years ago. It's still in it's box, though. Maybe I'll put it together over Christmas break.

Oh, I shipped the box today, finally. Work had been so busy lately that I hadn't had time to make it to the post office before they closed.

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:28:06 AM »

What do you do with big-ass models like that once you've completed them? Do you have a little gamer's den where you can geek out while not being too public about it?

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:33:36 AM »

Not a single BEAR gundam, and they have a fucking UNICORN

etiolate · « **Reply #57 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:34:35 AM »

unicorns > bears

Ichirou · « **Reply #58 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:39:32 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 09, 2007, 02:33:36 AM

Not a single BEAR gundam, and they have a fucking UNICORN

demi Gundam:

(it's a lumberjack, lol)

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Author Topic: If Evilboreans were Gundams... (Read 4258 times)