Author Topic: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker (Read 3691 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** November 09, 2007, 10:54:19 PM »

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2007/11/07/whos-laughing-jack-nicholson-furious-hes-no-longer-joker-in-batman-films/

I remember Nicholson bagging on Cesar Romero for saying this same type of shit back in 89. Oh, Jack.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:58:30 PM »

Quote

“I’m furious,” Nicholson whispered to me last week

I can totally envision that in my head

Jack is awesome, therefore I won't rag on him. Very few people get the "no hate" status from me. Stan Lee, Hulk Hogan, Peter Jackson...that's about it!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:01:11 PM »

Awesome, this might be the first sign of senility. Jack would make an awesome craz(ier)y person.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:31:40 PM »

He's awesome, but lol. The way I take the quotes, does he think this is supposed to be a sequel to his movie? Wow.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:36:48 PM »

Jack Nicholson is a shithead, he totally ruined The Departed

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:39:14 PM »

I don't think any particular performance ruined the Departed. It was just boring until the clusterfuck of an end.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:55:27 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 09, 2007, 11:36:48 PM

Jack Nicholson is a shithead, he totally ruined The Departed

If you meant he was one of the two best things about The Departed (the other being Leo), you are right.

And in the Departed, it was funny, because every time he got that sly smile on his face, I saw the Joker. I don't think he should be playing the Joker in any reimagining (even if Nolan's current vision does blow), but I still say he did a pretty good take on it back in 88.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2007, 12:55:13 AM »

With all the make-up the joker wears, it wouldn't matter how old he is. anybody would be better than fucking Heath Ledger though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2007, 01:14:04 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2007, 12:55:13 AM

With all the make-up the joker wears, it wouldn't matter how old he is. anybody would be better than fucking Heath Ledger though.

Eh, Jack's face looked old and bloated in Departed. Like his face would look like a wet paper bag covered in makeup. Maybe he shoulda been Scarecrow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:13:55 AM »

Yeah, he should chill and look for a couple more challenging roles before retiring to Lakers gamers and underage butt rapes

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:15:27 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 10, 2007, 01:14:04 AM

Eh, Jack's face looked old and bloated in Departed. Like his face would look like a wet paper bag covered in makeup. Maybe he shoulda been Scarecrow.

well the joker got his face melted off and put back together, he can look a little bloated.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:24:10 AM »

I am still blown away about the awesomeness of Heath Ledger being the Joker. I love heath. 2 of my biggest guilty pleasure movies of the last 10 years star him (10 Things I Hate About You & A Knight's Tale)

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:29:57 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2007, 12:00:01 PM »

Cheebs is such a queef

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2007, 12:11:20 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2007, 12:18:21 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 09:24:10 AM

I am still blown away about the awesomeness of Heath Ledger being the Joker. I love heath. 20 of my biggest guilty pleasure movies of the last 10 years star him (10 Things I Hate About You & A Knight's Tale)

Gay Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2007, 12:37:23 PM »

I meant 2. NOT TWENTY.

10 things I hate about you is awesome. I have the dvd

HEAAATH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** November 10, 2007, 03:06:45 PM »

see what i have to deal with!

Gay Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 10, 2007, 03:13:07 PM »

And the two times I met you you showed no emotion and didn't smile or anything. You are like a vulcan. Sooo creepy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2007, 04:22:01 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** November 10, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »

Heath was the worst part of A Knights Tale and 10 Things I Hate About You.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #21 on:** November 10, 2007, 06:47:14 PM »

but he was the best part of brokeback mountain, eh eh

Gay Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 10, 2007, 07:13:17 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2007, 06:04:33 PM

Heath was the worst part of A Knights Tale and 10 Things I Hate About You.

That funny british dude playing Chaucer was the best part of A Knight's Tale but overall the movie fucking awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 10, 2007, 10:28:11 PM »

isn't that the movie where it's like hundreds of years ago, but the crowd in a stadium sings "we will rock you"?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** November 10, 2007, 11:45:06 PM »

It's an incredibly lame movie. There was a big scandal surrounding it, since Sony Pictures actually made up fake film critic quotes for use in the advertising. They shoulda just asked Gay Boy for quotes, I guess.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2007, 11:51:04 PM »

Yeah, I'm a total cigarillo for period pictures, but I'd need some sort of guarantee of drugs or getting molested before trying to sit through A Knights Tale, and I also think Ledger is a pretty darned good actor. I like 10 Things I Hate About You, too.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2007, 10:28:11 PM

isn't that the movie where it's like hundreds of years ago, but the crowd in a stadium sings "we will rock you"?

And they dance to david bowie at the castle's ball.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** November 11, 2007, 11:03:59 AM »

i forgot how awesomely bad that movie is. i will buy it today. 10 things i hate about you does rock though.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** November 11, 2007, 11:04:10 AM »

You liked Marie Antoinette too, didn't you gay boy?

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** November 11, 2007, 11:44:37 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 11, 2007, 11:04:10 AM

You liked Marie Antoinette too, didn't you gay boy?

he actually did

Gay Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** November 11, 2007, 05:27:06 PM »

Yeah I liked it, Solo liked it a little bit more than me though.

bluemax · « **Reply #31 on:** November 12, 2007, 04:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 12:37:23 PM

I meant 2. NOT TWENTY.

10 things I hate about you is awesome. I have the dvd

HEAAATH

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm in this movie.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:39:11 AM »

Jack Nicholson manages to say that he can still play the Joker AND figuratively suck Tim Burton's cock?

EPIC, EPIC FAIL.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:56:04 AM »

This is no suprise based on the doc' on the Batman dvd. He was OBSESSED with the role. He was wearing a big joker button in all the interviews and was downright giddy about talking about the role. iirc he called the joker his favorite acting job in his entire career.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on November 12, 2007, 09:56:04 AM

This is no suprise based on the doc' on the Batman dvd. He was OBSESSED with the role. He was wearing a big joker button in all the interviews and was downright giddy about talking about the role. iirc he called the joker his favorite acting job in his entire career.

LMFAO, I remember that.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** November 12, 2007, 05:09:57 PM »

He CAN still play the joker you goddamn idiots.

I mean, obviously the NU-batmans aren't exactly acting masterpieces (fake deep voice when bale wears the bat suit) so I can totally see why you guys (fans of this NU-shite) would love to see motherfucking heath ledger play joker.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** November 12, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

You should get a NU-troll.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** November 12, 2007, 05:11:14 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 12, 2007, 05:09:57 PM

He CAN still play the joker you goddamn idiots.

Yes, an elderly Joker is quite the threat to the 30-something Batman.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** November 12, 2007, 05:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on November 12, 2007, 05:11:14 PM

Yes, an elderly Joker is quite the threat to the 30-something Batman.

with poison gas, yes..do you want to see heath get the shit beaten out of him? that would be kind of cool.

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